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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:55,635 --> 00:01:56,469 - Oh. 2 00:01:58,837 --> 00:02:00,473 I forgot my keys on the bus. 3 00:02:07,580 --> 00:02:11,317 And definitely forgot my Three Musketeers bar too. 4 00:02:12,585 --> 00:02:13,818 - Why do you care? 5 00:02:13,918 --> 00:02:15,421 - Favorite candy bar? 6 00:02:15,521 --> 00:02:16,955 - No, your keys. 7 00:02:17,055 --> 00:02:18,491 - My keys are my keys. 8 00:02:20,593 --> 00:02:21,594 - So what? 9 00:02:21,694 --> 00:02:23,663 - Well, I got my front door key. 10 00:02:23,763 --> 00:02:24,829 Garage key. 11 00:02:24,929 --> 00:02:26,831 Bike lock key, shed key. 12 00:02:26,931 --> 00:02:29,435 - Yeah, but why do you care about your keys at all? 13 00:02:29,535 --> 00:02:31,002 - They're my keys. 14 00:02:32,837 --> 00:02:34,873 I wish I had basketball right now. 15 00:02:34,973 --> 00:02:36,342 I love dunkin'. 16 00:02:36,442 --> 00:02:37,276 Oh! 17 00:02:38,076 --> 00:02:39,412 I think I lied, dude. 18 00:02:39,512 --> 00:02:40,713 I don't think any of these is gonna be left 19 00:02:40,812 --> 00:02:42,348 by the time we get to the bottom. 20 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:47,687 - I love chips, dude. 21 00:02:47,787 --> 00:02:50,222 You know who loves chips even more than me? 22 00:02:50,323 --> 00:02:51,157 Jeremy. 23 00:02:51,990 --> 00:02:53,392 He turned five last week. 24 00:02:53,492 --> 00:02:55,960 He was at a birthday party just eating chips. 25 00:02:57,128 --> 00:02:59,432 I never thought I'd have a kid who loved chips. 26 00:03:08,574 --> 00:03:09,809 Nice shoes, man. 27 00:03:09,908 --> 00:03:11,009 Nice shoes, dude. 28 00:03:15,046 --> 00:03:17,249 I told you, this was gonna be hardcore, man. 29 00:03:19,050 --> 00:03:20,919 You didn't even bring proper pants. 30 00:03:33,131 --> 00:03:33,932 Oh. 31 00:03:36,702 --> 00:03:37,503 But no. 32 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:40,339 Clarence Bates. 33 00:03:40,439 --> 00:03:42,842 I mean, he used to be way cooler, 34 00:03:42,941 --> 00:03:48,012 but he was the guy who'd go fishing, 35 00:03:49,114 --> 00:03:50,816 and he'd catch a bunch of, 36 00:03:50,915 --> 00:03:53,185 just a whole lot of carp. 37 00:03:53,285 --> 00:03:56,054 And carp suck because they're like bottom feeders. 38 00:03:56,155 --> 00:03:59,392 And so he'd come out in the woods, 39 00:03:59,492 --> 00:04:01,560 and he dump all the carp in a big pile. 40 00:04:03,729 --> 00:04:04,563 And then... 41 00:04:07,233 --> 00:04:07,966 Oh man. 42 00:04:08,066 --> 00:04:09,802 Marty, I can't even hear you, dude. 43 00:04:09,934 --> 00:04:11,537 Are you talking? 44 00:04:11,637 --> 00:04:12,638 Oh, you're right there. 45 00:04:17,209 --> 00:04:21,680 And he'd pour all these piles of carp out in the woods. 46 00:04:30,156 --> 00:04:32,391 Oh, let's go this way, man. 47 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:35,194 Oh. 48 00:04:37,329 --> 00:04:40,299 And they get all stinky and rotten. 49 00:04:40,399 --> 00:04:41,467 Come on, dude. 50 00:04:41,567 --> 00:04:44,969 Come on. 51 00:04:45,069 --> 00:04:46,272 And then, like, kids... 52 00:04:47,306 --> 00:04:50,843 Kids would like find them after school 53 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:53,245 and then take them home. 54 00:04:53,345 --> 00:04:57,081 And tell their mom they want fish for dinner, 55 00:04:57,183 --> 00:04:59,251 'cause they found them at the carp pile. 56 00:05:00,118 --> 00:05:01,320 But now Clarence sucks. 57 00:05:04,924 --> 00:05:05,990 Oh. 58 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,294 Samurai walk. 59 00:05:08,394 --> 00:05:09,261 Oh. 60 00:05:10,863 --> 00:05:12,431 Oh. 61 00:05:12,531 --> 00:05:13,766 Oh. 62 00:05:13,866 --> 00:05:15,201 It's right up here. I'm telling you, 63 00:05:15,301 --> 00:05:17,336 this is definitely the spot for it. 64 00:05:17,436 --> 00:05:19,103 You are gonna lose your brain, dude. 65 00:05:19,205 --> 00:05:21,005 This is gonna be so awesome. 66 00:05:23,943 --> 00:05:26,679 Chad Arlt's cousin put this out here like, 67 00:05:26,779 --> 00:05:28,247 I don't know, a long time ago. 68 00:05:29,113 --> 00:05:30,182 And I know this right here. 69 00:05:30,282 --> 00:05:31,983 I know this right here. 70 00:05:35,154 --> 00:05:36,622 Right here, dude. 71 00:05:36,722 --> 00:05:37,723 Right here. 72 00:05:37,823 --> 00:05:38,757 Yep. 73 00:05:38,858 --> 00:05:39,658 Check it out. 74 00:05:42,261 --> 00:05:43,429 Like, right in here. 75 00:05:48,634 --> 00:05:49,735 Like... 76 00:05:49,835 --> 00:05:50,669 Hold on a second. 77 00:05:50,769 --> 00:05:52,204 Give me like, one minute, dude. 78 00:05:52,304 --> 00:05:54,173 - No, we don't have time to look for your bullshit. 79 00:05:54,273 --> 00:05:55,374 - This will be worth it. 80 00:05:55,474 --> 00:05:57,877 You are gonna love this the most of anybody. 81 00:05:57,977 --> 00:05:58,777 Hold on. 82 00:06:01,780 --> 00:06:03,382 Ah, man. 83 00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:05,651 Hold on, dude. 84 00:06:07,553 --> 00:06:09,120 Ah, crap. 85 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:12,258 Where are we? 86 00:06:14,092 --> 00:06:15,194 Marty, one second. 87 00:06:16,060 --> 00:06:17,061 Hold on. 88 00:06:17,162 --> 00:06:18,731 This might not be the right spot. 89 00:06:20,599 --> 00:06:21,400 Just wait, dude. 90 00:06:26,672 --> 00:06:28,607 No, we're due East. 91 00:06:28,707 --> 00:06:30,509 We're due East. Definitely. 92 00:06:30,609 --> 00:06:31,944 Nope. 93 00:06:32,043 --> 00:06:33,044 You were wrong again. 94 00:06:33,144 --> 00:06:34,179 Wrong spot. 95 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,081 This way. 96 00:06:45,357 --> 00:06:48,360 My name is Derek Skiba and you're watching Faces of Death. 97 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:49,662 - They don't do intro. 98 00:06:49,762 --> 00:06:51,062 - Oh my gosh. 99 00:06:51,163 --> 00:06:53,832 Marty, I'm just, I'm rolling right now. 100 00:06:53,933 --> 00:06:55,267 Don't say anything, okay? 101 00:06:55,367 --> 00:06:57,536 Just let me do this. 102 00:06:57,636 --> 00:06:58,470 Take two. 103 00:06:59,872 --> 00:07:03,275 My name is Derek Skiba and you're watching Faces of Death. 104 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:06,211 And I'm gonna get a bottle rocket in my face. 105 00:07:10,783 --> 00:07:15,788 Oh, Marty, when I point to you, you shoot the bottle rocket. 106 00:07:17,189 --> 00:07:18,524 - It's not gonna kill you. 107 00:07:18,624 --> 00:07:19,858 - Oh. 108 00:07:19,959 --> 00:07:21,760 Haven't you ever seen Faces of Death? 109 00:07:21,860 --> 00:07:22,962 Not everybody dies in it. 110 00:07:23,062 --> 00:07:24,663 They get, like, sometimes it's just like, 111 00:07:24,763 --> 00:07:26,298 cool, weird injuries, man. 112 00:07:26,398 --> 00:07:27,600 That's what this is. 113 00:07:27,700 --> 00:07:29,301 I point to you, you shoot the bottle rocket, 114 00:07:29,401 --> 00:07:30,769 you don't have to say anything. 115 00:07:30,869 --> 00:07:32,171 - Whatever, man. 116 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:35,274 - Take three. 117 00:07:39,545 --> 00:07:44,516 My name is Derek Skiba, and you're watching Faces of Death, 118 00:07:44,617 --> 00:07:47,753 and I'm gonna get a bottle rocket in my face. 119 00:08:00,766 --> 00:08:01,967 Dude! 120 00:08:02,067 --> 00:08:02,901 You almost got me. 121 00:08:19,184 --> 00:08:20,386 Marty, you got to check this out, man. 122 00:08:20,486 --> 00:08:22,154 This is gonna be really cool. 123 00:08:24,957 --> 00:08:25,758 Hell yeah. 124 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:30,883 Aw. 125 00:10:33,153 --> 00:10:34,987 Hey Marty, real quick, look. 126 00:10:36,855 --> 00:10:37,656 Aw! 127 00:10:47,900 --> 00:10:48,867 This one's pretty cool. 128 00:11:02,414 --> 00:11:04,950 Hey, check this out. 129 00:11:05,050 --> 00:11:05,818 Look at what I did right here. 130 00:11:05,918 --> 00:11:06,518 - What? 131 00:11:06,618 --> 00:11:08,221 - It's pretty cool. 132 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,087 Yeah. - Oh. 133 00:11:10,322 --> 00:11:11,291 - Here we go! 134 00:11:21,301 --> 00:11:22,367 I'm done with that! 135 00:11:50,296 --> 00:11:51,129 Come on. 136 00:11:52,531 --> 00:11:54,700 This is a cool spot, man. 137 00:11:56,935 --> 00:11:57,769 Oh yeah. 138 00:11:59,371 --> 00:12:01,440 This would be a good spot to look for it. 139 00:12:03,575 --> 00:12:04,877 I wanna get up here, though. 140 00:12:04,977 --> 00:12:05,544 - Oh, come on. 141 00:12:05,644 --> 00:12:07,112 - Yeah, help me up. 142 00:12:07,213 --> 00:12:08,314 Come on, help me up. 143 00:12:08,413 --> 00:12:10,382 Come on. 144 00:12:10,482 --> 00:12:12,618 You know, hold my foot, lift me up. 145 00:12:12,718 --> 00:12:13,986 Come on. 146 00:12:14,086 --> 00:12:14,987 Ready? One, two. 147 00:12:15,988 --> 00:12:17,122 Oh yeah. 148 00:12:17,223 --> 00:12:18,924 Oh yeah. 149 00:12:19,024 --> 00:12:20,360 Oh yeah. 150 00:12:20,459 --> 00:12:22,328 Oh, this is a good place to look. 151 00:12:22,427 --> 00:12:24,863 This is a good place to look. 152 00:12:24,963 --> 00:12:25,764 Oh yeah. 153 00:12:26,999 --> 00:12:28,167 Oh yeah. - Come on. 154 00:12:28,268 --> 00:12:29,369 I'm wet and cold. 155 00:12:29,468 --> 00:12:30,435 Miserable. 156 00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:32,171 - Huh? 157 00:12:32,272 --> 00:12:33,405 I told you. 158 00:12:33,505 --> 00:12:35,140 Pack appropriately. 159 00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:36,242 Not that stuff. 160 00:12:36,342 --> 00:12:37,509 - Yeah, well we'd be there by now 161 00:12:37,609 --> 00:12:38,844 if we didn't have to stop every five minutes 162 00:12:38,944 --> 00:12:39,978 for your nonsense. 163 00:12:40,078 --> 00:12:41,647 - You said you were gonna come on this trip for me. 164 00:12:41,747 --> 00:12:43,515 This is part of the deal, man. 165 00:12:43,615 --> 00:12:45,751 - No, I said no such thing about that. 166 00:12:45,851 --> 00:12:48,388 - We are on a camping trip and we're gonna have a fire 167 00:12:48,487 --> 00:12:49,421 and we're gonna have a tent 168 00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:50,589 and we're gonna make food tonight. 169 00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:51,924 That's part of the deal, man. 170 00:12:52,024 --> 00:12:55,361 No, it's not gonna be a fucking fire, man. 171 00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:56,262 - Come on up here. 172 00:12:56,362 --> 00:12:57,930 Come on up here, this is cool. 173 00:12:58,030 --> 00:12:59,031 Oh, Marty, this. 174 00:12:59,131 --> 00:12:59,932 Come on. 175 00:13:00,032 --> 00:13:01,600 I'm still trying to find our directions. 176 00:13:01,700 --> 00:13:02,801 I think you're going the wrong way. 177 00:13:02,901 --> 00:13:05,271 I think you're definitely going the wrong way, 178 00:13:05,371 --> 00:13:06,638 Marty. Oh. 179 00:13:15,381 --> 00:13:17,749 That might be the right way. 180 00:13:19,185 --> 00:13:20,619 That might be the right way. 181 00:13:24,589 --> 00:13:25,958 Help me down. 182 00:13:26,058 --> 00:13:27,327 Marty! 183 00:13:27,427 --> 00:13:28,560 I'm stuck! 184 00:13:31,364 --> 00:13:32,198 Ah. 185 00:13:36,902 --> 00:13:37,769 Ah! 186 00:13:43,675 --> 00:13:45,577 Marty, can you please help me, dude? 187 00:13:48,247 --> 00:13:50,549 Marty, what are you doing, man? 188 00:13:54,086 --> 00:13:56,155 Whoa, what's that? 189 00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:13,138 Can you at least help start a fire? 190 00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:17,142 Please? 191 00:14:17,243 --> 00:14:17,976 You'd be good at that. 192 00:14:19,412 --> 00:14:20,879 - What? 193 00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:22,714 - I said you're good at building a fire. 194 00:14:22,814 --> 00:14:24,549 You know about fire. 195 00:14:25,117 --> 00:14:26,952 - The fuck is that supposed to mean? 196 00:14:29,521 --> 00:14:30,689 - What do you think it means, man? 197 00:14:30,789 --> 00:14:32,158 You know about fires. 198 00:14:33,592 --> 00:14:35,594 It's kind of the reason we're out here. 199 00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:37,996 - Shut the up! 200 00:14:38,096 --> 00:14:39,332 - Okay. 201 00:14:39,432 --> 00:14:40,966 Okay. 202 00:14:41,066 --> 00:14:41,700 Chill out. 203 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,336 This is a relaxing camping trip. 204 00:14:43,436 --> 00:14:44,636 This is part of the deal. 205 00:14:44,736 --> 00:14:46,038 You helped me set up camp. 206 00:14:46,138 --> 00:14:47,440 We have a cool time. 207 00:14:47,539 --> 00:14:48,573 And if you're not gonna help me, 208 00:14:48,673 --> 00:14:50,709 I'm not gonna let you sleep in here with me. 209 00:14:54,112 --> 00:14:54,780 Oh my gosh. 210 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,548 Where are the stakes, dude? 211 00:14:57,316 --> 00:14:58,884 I gave you the stakes bag. 212 00:15:02,355 --> 00:15:03,688 I have a stomach ache too, man. 213 00:15:03,789 --> 00:15:05,924 I shouldn't even be doing this with a stomach ache. 214 00:15:06,024 --> 00:15:08,327 You don't have a stomach ache. 215 00:15:08,428 --> 00:15:09,961 I have a bad stomach ache, dude. 216 00:15:11,230 --> 00:15:12,030 Oh. 217 00:15:15,468 --> 00:15:16,302 Oh. 218 00:15:20,339 --> 00:15:22,607 Yep. That ought to do it. 219 00:15:22,707 --> 00:15:24,009 That's gonna catch. 220 00:15:25,043 --> 00:15:25,911 Definitely. 221 00:15:26,978 --> 00:15:27,779 Yep. 222 00:15:29,147 --> 00:15:29,981 Yep. 223 00:15:32,851 --> 00:15:34,786 Oh, I just gotta add. 224 00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:40,025 Oh, come on, man. 225 00:15:41,561 --> 00:15:42,627 Oh. 226 00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:45,364 Hold on, dude. 227 00:15:45,465 --> 00:15:46,232 It's gonna be... 228 00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:49,535 Don't rush me. 229 00:15:49,634 --> 00:15:50,836 Just don't rush me. 230 00:15:53,206 --> 00:15:54,039 Oh, yeah. 231 00:15:55,974 --> 00:15:56,808 Oh yeah. 232 00:15:58,043 --> 00:15:58,977 Maybe you're not the only one 233 00:15:59,077 --> 00:16:01,613 who knows how to start a fire around here. 234 00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,083 Yes. 235 00:16:12,657 --> 00:16:14,260 Where's all the cardboard, Marty? 236 00:16:20,065 --> 00:16:21,534 Oh yeah. 237 00:16:21,633 --> 00:16:23,001 Oh yeah, look at that. 238 00:16:23,101 --> 00:16:23,702 Look at that. 239 00:16:23,802 --> 00:16:24,870 That's gonna catch. 240 00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:26,205 That's gonna catch. 241 00:16:31,076 --> 00:16:31,943 Yep. 242 00:16:33,945 --> 00:16:35,881 Is it, is it catching on your side? 243 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:38,083 Marty? 244 00:16:39,252 --> 00:16:40,986 You should be helping. 245 00:16:41,086 --> 00:16:42,522 Damn it. 246 00:16:42,622 --> 00:16:44,856 Oh yeah, this isn't so bad. 247 00:16:46,124 --> 00:16:47,826 You see my Jager Grail, right? 248 00:16:49,661 --> 00:16:50,662 You want a drink? 249 00:16:52,498 --> 00:16:55,133 Mm. 250 00:16:55,234 --> 00:16:56,034 Mm. 251 00:16:57,236 --> 00:16:58,703 Hmm. 252 00:16:58,803 --> 00:17:00,705 I love my Jager Grail. 253 00:17:04,310 --> 00:17:06,144 I was, I was wondering, 254 00:17:08,013 --> 00:17:10,449 I was thinking last night like, 255 00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:12,117 you were in there for a long time 256 00:17:13,319 --> 00:17:15,120 and like, do they have... 257 00:17:15,655 --> 00:17:17,122 They have like, those cool weight benches 258 00:17:17,223 --> 00:17:19,659 with the big, those big heavy weights and stuff 259 00:17:19,758 --> 00:17:21,726 and like, anybody could use those? 260 00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:24,263 - Yes. 261 00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:26,299 - I didn't know that if I went in there, man, 262 00:17:26,399 --> 00:17:27,633 I would get ripped. 263 00:17:27,732 --> 00:17:29,067 It's like all I'd ever do, man. 264 00:17:29,168 --> 00:17:31,304 Just be, just... 265 00:17:31,404 --> 00:17:32,572 Mm. 266 00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:33,772 Mm. 267 00:17:33,872 --> 00:17:35,341 Getting ripped. 268 00:17:35,441 --> 00:17:36,642 And you probably... 269 00:17:36,741 --> 00:17:39,811 Did you, you probably took showers 270 00:17:39,911 --> 00:17:43,249 with like big guys with cool tattoos 271 00:17:43,349 --> 00:17:45,750 and scars and big penises and stuff? 272 00:17:47,118 --> 00:17:48,086 - Yes. 273 00:17:49,888 --> 00:17:51,723 - Can I do a little show for you? 274 00:17:51,823 --> 00:17:53,359 I'm gonna do a little show for you. 275 00:17:53,459 --> 00:17:54,360 I've been. Okay. 276 00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:01,267 Okay. 277 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,001 Oh. 278 00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:12,911 Come on. 279 00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:29,495 Dude, they weren't even plugged in! 280 00:18:31,297 --> 00:18:32,097 Oh. 281 00:18:36,335 --> 00:18:37,203 Oh. 282 00:18:39,438 --> 00:18:40,640 Oh no. 283 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,140 I had a little show. 284 00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:43,074 Hold on. 285 00:18:44,577 --> 00:18:45,411 Hold on. 286 00:18:49,282 --> 00:18:50,449 Hold on, Marty. 287 00:18:55,787 --> 00:18:56,788 Okay. 288 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:02,827 Marty, can you hear this? 289 00:19:02,927 --> 00:19:03,729 Here we go. 290 00:19:03,828 --> 00:19:04,863 It's gonna start. 291 00:19:04,963 --> 00:19:06,165 Here we go, here we go. 292 00:19:09,302 --> 00:19:13,004 ♪ I'm not the one who's so far away ♪ 293 00:19:13,104 --> 00:19:18,043 ♪ When I feel the Jager enter my veins ♪ 294 00:19:18,143 --> 00:19:22,348 ♪ Never did I wanna be here again ♪ 295 00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,251 Skipping. 296 00:19:26,185 --> 00:19:27,453 Skipping. 297 00:19:40,098 --> 00:19:42,100 Oh I know what I need. 298 00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:44,270 Mm. 299 00:19:44,370 --> 00:19:47,173 Ah. 300 00:19:52,578 --> 00:19:55,481 ♪ Jager enter my veins ♪ 301 00:19:55,581 --> 00:19:56,716 This is cool, dude. 302 00:19:56,816 --> 00:19:58,950 This is what I've been waiting for, dude. 303 00:20:00,018 --> 00:20:02,020 This is what I'm gonna miss about life. 304 00:20:05,591 --> 00:20:06,692 Oh yeah. 305 00:20:06,792 --> 00:20:07,626 Yeah. 306 00:20:12,130 --> 00:20:13,299 Check this out, Marty. 307 00:20:13,399 --> 00:20:14,734 Check this out. 308 00:20:14,834 --> 00:20:15,634 Oh. 309 00:20:17,403 --> 00:20:18,204 Oh. 310 00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:20,138 Oh. 311 00:20:21,540 --> 00:20:23,041 Oh. 312 00:20:23,141 --> 00:20:26,077 You know what this is from. 313 00:20:26,178 --> 00:20:27,011 Oh. 314 00:20:29,248 --> 00:20:30,081 Oh. 315 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,185 Oh. 316 00:20:35,187 --> 00:20:36,054 Oh. 317 00:20:37,423 --> 00:20:39,392 ♪ Semen ♪ 318 00:20:39,492 --> 00:20:41,494 ♪ Semen ♪ 319 00:20:41,594 --> 00:20:46,732 ♪ Semen, semen ♪ 320 00:20:47,166 --> 00:20:50,636 ♪ I'm coming back again ♪ 321 00:20:50,736 --> 00:20:52,204 Here we go. 322 00:20:52,304 --> 00:20:55,741 ♪ I'm not the one who is so far away ♪ 323 00:20:55,841 --> 00:20:59,545 ♪ When I feel the Jager into ♪ 324 00:21:06,786 --> 00:21:07,553 I lost it again. 325 00:21:07,653 --> 00:21:10,523 Dude, hold on. 326 00:21:12,258 --> 00:21:15,361 ♪ I'm not the one who's so far away ♪ 327 00:21:15,461 --> 00:21:19,964 ♪ When I feel the Jager enter my veins ♪ 328 00:21:27,706 --> 00:21:29,775 I lost it again, dude, hold on. 329 00:21:29,875 --> 00:21:30,676 Oh. 330 00:21:31,644 --> 00:21:33,077 I got to go to bed. 331 00:21:33,179 --> 00:21:34,613 I got to go to bed. 332 00:21:34,713 --> 00:21:37,650 Oh, I'm gonna sit right here. 333 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,285 I'm gonna sit up. 334 00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:40,753 Oh. 335 00:21:40,853 --> 00:21:41,720 Oh. 336 00:21:41,821 --> 00:21:42,721 Thanks for coming, dude. 337 00:21:42,822 --> 00:21:43,988 This was... 338 00:21:44,088 --> 00:21:45,123 Thank you, dude. 339 00:21:45,224 --> 00:21:46,057 I needed this, man. 340 00:21:46,158 --> 00:21:47,760 I needed this so big time. 341 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:49,495 I really need this, man. 342 00:21:49,595 --> 00:21:51,297 Oh yeah. 343 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:52,565 Oh yeah. 344 00:21:52,665 --> 00:21:53,566 I'm gonna go night. 345 00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:55,234 I'm gonna go night. 346 00:21:56,268 --> 00:21:57,536 Let's go to bed, Marty. 347 00:21:58,637 --> 00:21:59,472 Let's go to bed. 348 00:22:01,507 --> 00:22:02,274 Come on. 349 00:22:02,374 --> 00:22:03,175 Oh. 350 00:22:14,954 --> 00:22:15,987 Okay. 351 00:22:21,025 --> 00:22:23,195 This is gonna be amazing, dude. 352 00:22:23,295 --> 00:22:24,730 This is definitely it. 353 00:22:24,830 --> 00:22:25,664 Definitely. 354 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:31,437 Oh dang. 355 00:22:33,839 --> 00:22:34,874 Dang. 356 00:22:34,974 --> 00:22:36,242 Oh. 357 00:22:36,342 --> 00:22:39,278 I told you, I told you, I told you. 358 00:22:41,714 --> 00:22:42,581 Oh. 359 00:22:44,683 --> 00:22:45,518 Oh. 360 00:22:48,554 --> 00:22:49,388 Oh yes. 361 00:22:51,323 --> 00:22:52,191 Oh. 362 00:22:53,225 --> 00:22:55,661 It's like that one Indiana Jones movie. 363 00:22:59,765 --> 00:23:01,099 Oh yeah. 364 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,735 Look at this, dude. 365 00:23:02,835 --> 00:23:03,669 Here, look 366 00:23:03,769 --> 00:23:04,937 You're looking at this? 367 00:23:05,069 --> 00:23:06,037 Yeah. 368 00:23:14,847 --> 00:23:15,648 Oh yeah. 369 00:23:15,748 --> 00:23:16,982 Oh, this is nasty. 370 00:23:17,081 --> 00:23:18,484 Oh, look, dude! 371 00:23:21,052 --> 00:23:22,086 - That's what you've been looking for? 372 00:23:22,187 --> 00:23:23,188 - Yeah. 373 00:23:25,024 --> 00:23:26,425 Chad Arlt's cousin did this. 374 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:28,827 Oh. 375 00:23:28,928 --> 00:23:30,496 Nasty! 376 00:23:30,596 --> 00:23:32,231 Nasty. 377 00:23:32,331 --> 00:23:33,131 Oh. 378 00:23:36,902 --> 00:23:39,805 Oh, this is raunchy! 379 00:23:42,641 --> 00:23:43,442 Look. 380 00:23:44,577 --> 00:23:45,411 Whoa! 381 00:23:52,818 --> 00:23:53,752 That was kind of cool. 382 00:23:56,322 --> 00:23:58,122 I mean, okay, I got. 383 00:23:58,223 --> 00:23:59,090 Okay, I got a better one. 384 00:23:59,191 --> 00:24:00,292 I got a better one. 385 00:24:01,527 --> 00:24:05,364 These are called Black Mambas. 386 00:24:13,172 --> 00:24:14,740 Watch yourself on this one, dude. 387 00:24:16,408 --> 00:24:17,743 Like plastic, dude. 388 00:24:17,843 --> 00:24:19,178 Everywhere. You ready? 389 00:24:19,278 --> 00:24:20,846 You should cover your ears too. 390 00:24:23,215 --> 00:24:24,617 This is big time. 391 00:24:26,051 --> 00:24:27,319 Here we go, dude. 392 00:24:27,419 --> 00:24:28,420 Oh! 393 00:24:34,193 --> 00:24:35,227 Well... 394 00:24:37,863 --> 00:24:39,198 Yeah, that kind of sucked. 395 00:24:40,833 --> 00:24:42,801 - Give me your Jager Grail. 396 00:24:42,901 --> 00:24:43,702 - What? 397 00:24:44,870 --> 00:24:46,472 - Just give it to me. 398 00:24:46,572 --> 00:24:47,406 - Why? 399 00:24:49,341 --> 00:24:50,442 - You drink Jager out of it, right? 400 00:24:50,542 --> 00:24:52,811 You named it your Jager Grail? 401 00:24:52,911 --> 00:24:53,812 - Yeah. 402 00:24:53,912 --> 00:24:56,115 - Well, are you gonna drink Jager ever again? 403 00:24:56,215 --> 00:24:57,549 Tomorrow? 404 00:24:57,650 --> 00:24:59,051 Ever? 405 00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:00,486 - Well- - Come on. 406 00:25:00,586 --> 00:25:02,287 - That's my Jager Grail, dude. 407 00:25:03,088 --> 00:25:04,957 That's 45 bucks. 408 00:25:05,057 --> 00:25:06,091 - So? 409 00:25:06,191 --> 00:25:07,459 It doesn't matter. 410 00:25:12,197 --> 00:25:13,799 - This is my Jager Grail, dude. 411 00:25:17,336 --> 00:25:18,604 What are you doing, dude? 412 00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:22,875 Whoa, what is that? 413 00:25:24,877 --> 00:25:26,311 - I made it. 414 00:25:26,412 --> 00:25:28,113 - Let me see that. 415 00:25:28,213 --> 00:25:29,014 I can tell you made it. 416 00:25:29,114 --> 00:25:31,617 It's got glue on it and stuff. 417 00:25:34,353 --> 00:25:35,155 It's heavy, dude. 418 00:25:35,254 --> 00:25:36,655 What is this, like a M-80? 419 00:25:38,057 --> 00:25:39,224 How many did you make? 420 00:25:39,324 --> 00:25:40,192 - Three. 421 00:25:40,292 --> 00:25:41,860 One for now, two for later. 422 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:47,466 - Whoa! 423 00:26:10,022 --> 00:26:12,491 Oh, you asshole. 424 00:26:17,796 --> 00:26:19,131 Oh. 425 00:26:19,231 --> 00:26:20,799 I thought that was gonna be hot. 426 00:26:23,836 --> 00:26:24,837 - That's the one. 427 00:26:24,937 --> 00:26:26,338 - What do you mean, the one? 428 00:26:27,207 --> 00:26:27,973 - You know. 429 00:26:29,209 --> 00:26:30,709 - Oh. 430 00:26:30,809 --> 00:26:32,212 - Show me. 431 00:26:32,311 --> 00:26:33,412 Let's practice. 432 00:26:34,513 --> 00:26:36,448 One, two, three, light. 433 00:26:36,548 --> 00:26:38,016 - My Jager Grail, dude. 434 00:26:42,054 --> 00:26:43,021 - Derek, show me. 435 00:26:43,122 --> 00:26:44,256 - Okay, I know, I know. 436 00:26:44,356 --> 00:26:45,158 I know. - Do you? 437 00:26:45,257 --> 00:26:46,226 - Yeah. 438 00:26:46,325 --> 00:26:47,760 - All right, one, two, three, light. 439 00:26:47,860 --> 00:26:49,162 - One, two, three, light. 440 00:26:49,261 --> 00:26:50,163 - Yeah. Show me. 441 00:26:50,262 --> 00:26:51,029 Oh yeah. 442 00:26:51,130 --> 00:26:51,897 One, two, three. 443 00:26:51,997 --> 00:26:52,798 Do it again. 444 00:26:52,898 --> 00:26:54,633 - One, two, three, light. 445 00:26:54,733 --> 00:26:56,568 - You got it? - One, two, three, light. 446 00:26:56,668 --> 00:26:58,804 - Yeah, one, two, three, light, one, two, three, light. 447 00:26:58,904 --> 00:26:59,538 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 448 00:26:59,638 --> 00:27:01,073 You sure? 449 00:27:01,174 --> 00:27:02,040 All right, yeah... 450 00:27:41,613 --> 00:27:43,081 Derek, what is this? 451 00:27:44,349 --> 00:27:45,584 - I'm peeing, Marty! 452 00:27:47,619 --> 00:27:49,087 - Derek, what the fuck is this? 453 00:27:52,791 --> 00:27:53,992 - What are you talking about? 454 00:27:54,092 --> 00:27:55,561 - These pink ribbons. 455 00:27:56,328 --> 00:27:57,462 What are they? 456 00:27:57,563 --> 00:27:59,832 - I don't know. The guy who owns this place, 457 00:27:59,932 --> 00:28:01,066 he put them on there. 458 00:28:01,167 --> 00:28:03,402 The DNR- 459 00:28:03,502 --> 00:28:04,469 - The guy who owns the land put them here? 460 00:28:04,570 --> 00:28:05,871 I saw you put them on here. 461 00:28:05,971 --> 00:28:07,739 What the fuck are they? 462 00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:09,842 Is this so you can find your way back? 463 00:28:24,324 --> 00:28:27,926 - I put it there in case you wanted to find your way back. 464 00:28:28,727 --> 00:28:30,128 - Well, I'm not going back. 465 00:28:30,230 --> 00:28:32,165 - Well, I'm not going back. 466 00:28:32,265 --> 00:28:33,565 - Well then, take it off. 467 00:28:35,335 --> 00:28:36,368 - Fine. 468 00:28:38,537 --> 00:28:40,672 - I'll strangle the fuck out of you right now. 469 00:28:42,941 --> 00:28:44,244 - You'll strangle me? 470 00:28:44,776 --> 00:28:47,913 If you strangle me, how are you gonna do it by yourself? 471 00:28:49,448 --> 00:28:50,415 - Do what? 472 00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:54,586 - You know. 473 00:28:55,420 --> 00:28:56,455 - Say it. 474 00:28:58,291 --> 00:28:59,591 - You still owe me money. 475 00:29:00,592 --> 00:29:02,661 - For what? - I paid your bail. 476 00:29:02,761 --> 00:29:04,496 The 700 bucks, and you said you'd pay me back. 477 00:29:04,596 --> 00:29:06,431 And if you don't go to your court thing, 478 00:29:06,531 --> 00:29:08,066 I'm not gonna get that back. 479 00:29:08,167 --> 00:29:09,668 - Well, I'm not going to court. 480 00:29:12,338 --> 00:29:14,006 - Well then you owe me money, man. 481 00:29:15,107 --> 00:29:16,408 - Okay. You don't get it. 482 00:29:16,508 --> 00:29:18,076 The money doesn't matter anymore. 483 00:29:18,177 --> 00:29:20,445 The fucking Jager Grail doesn't matter anymore. 484 00:29:20,545 --> 00:29:22,414 Nothing matters anymore. 485 00:29:24,016 --> 00:29:24,816 - I know that. 486 00:29:27,686 --> 00:29:30,455 It's still 700 bucks, though. 487 00:29:34,593 --> 00:29:35,328 Marty, what are you doing? 488 00:29:35,427 --> 00:29:36,195 That's my stuff! 489 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,429 That's my stuff! 490 00:29:40,432 --> 00:29:41,367 Oh, cool. 491 00:29:41,466 --> 00:29:42,434 Cool. 492 00:29:42,534 --> 00:29:44,670 Break my $75 tent, plus my Jager Grail. 493 00:29:44,770 --> 00:29:46,372 That's like over a hundred bucks and the bail. 494 00:29:46,505 --> 00:29:47,873 You owe me like a thousand now. 495 00:29:47,973 --> 00:29:50,442 Good luck paying me back, you creepy felon, motherfucker. 496 00:29:50,542 --> 00:29:51,344 Don't you fight me! 497 00:29:51,443 --> 00:29:52,945 Don't you fight me! 498 00:29:53,045 --> 00:29:53,845 Ow! Fuck! 499 00:32:30,570 --> 00:32:32,271 Woo! 500 00:32:32,371 --> 00:32:33,805 Marty. 501 00:32:33,905 --> 00:32:35,341 Oh. 502 00:32:35,441 --> 00:32:36,409 Woo. 503 00:32:36,509 --> 00:32:37,343 Whoa! 504 00:32:49,322 --> 00:32:50,989 Look, dude. 505 00:32:51,089 --> 00:32:51,990 We made it! 506 00:32:53,625 --> 00:32:54,793 The ocean. 507 00:32:56,995 --> 00:32:59,198 - No, this is the lake. 508 00:32:59,298 --> 00:33:00,600 - I know, just... 509 00:33:01,133 --> 00:33:03,835 I just wanted to call it the ocean, man. 510 00:33:03,935 --> 00:33:05,304 Woo. 511 00:33:05,404 --> 00:33:06,905 - All right, well, let's do it. 512 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:09,708 - Do what? 513 00:33:09,808 --> 00:33:11,676 Oh, wait, no, wait, wait. 514 00:33:13,044 --> 00:33:14,779 We're gonna do it on the beach. 515 00:33:15,747 --> 00:33:17,115 - Yeah, we're on the beach. 516 00:33:17,216 --> 00:33:17,983 Here we are. 517 00:33:18,083 --> 00:33:19,151 - No, no, no. 518 00:33:19,252 --> 00:33:20,419 On the beach. 519 00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,420 You promised. 520 00:33:23,256 --> 00:33:24,157 - Down there? 521 00:33:25,790 --> 00:33:27,859 No, what have we gotta go down there for? 522 00:33:32,498 --> 00:33:33,399 - Oh yeah. 523 00:33:33,499 --> 00:33:34,300 - Fuck. 524 00:33:37,969 --> 00:33:38,803 - Oh. 525 00:33:39,938 --> 00:33:41,106 Oh yeah, . 526 00:33:43,074 --> 00:33:43,942 Woo! 527 00:33:45,478 --> 00:33:48,214 Oh yeah. 528 00:33:48,314 --> 00:33:53,553 Oh yeah. 529 00:33:53,653 --> 00:33:55,454 Oh yeah. 530 00:34:00,159 --> 00:34:00,959 Oh yeah. 531 00:34:02,261 --> 00:34:03,094 Oh yeah. 532 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:09,000 Oh yeah. 533 00:34:10,536 --> 00:34:11,370 Oh yeah. 534 00:34:13,838 --> 00:34:16,209 One last swim. 535 00:34:25,150 --> 00:34:26,017 Let's do it. 536 00:34:26,117 --> 00:34:26,952 Woo! 537 00:34:48,139 --> 00:34:48,940 Ah. 538 00:34:50,443 --> 00:34:51,310 Ah. 539 00:34:55,448 --> 00:34:56,282 Ah. 540 00:35:00,785 --> 00:35:01,820 Oh. 541 00:35:03,456 --> 00:35:04,257 Ohh. 542 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:08,960 Ah. 543 00:35:26,279 --> 00:35:27,078 Ah, woo! 544 00:35:29,482 --> 00:35:32,083 ♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪ 545 00:35:32,184 --> 00:35:35,221 ♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪ 546 00:35:35,321 --> 00:35:36,855 Come on, dude! 547 00:35:36,955 --> 00:35:38,957 Come on, one last swim! 548 00:35:39,791 --> 00:35:40,959 Oh, come on. 549 00:35:44,230 --> 00:35:45,063 Woo! 550 00:35:49,402 --> 00:35:50,770 It's freezing, dude! 551 00:35:50,869 --> 00:35:52,070 Come on! 552 00:35:52,171 --> 00:35:52,971 Come on! 553 00:35:54,105 --> 00:35:55,508 Ah. 554 00:35:55,608 --> 00:35:56,409 Ah! 555 00:36:01,813 --> 00:36:02,814 Marty. 556 00:36:07,219 --> 00:36:08,019 Okay, man. 557 00:36:08,853 --> 00:36:10,389 You're missing it. 558 00:36:11,657 --> 00:36:13,225 You're missing out. 559 00:37:06,379 --> 00:37:07,213 Mm. 560 00:37:09,181 --> 00:37:10,048 Mm. 561 00:37:21,861 --> 00:37:22,894 Mm. 562 00:37:23,696 --> 00:37:24,530 Mm. 563 00:37:26,332 --> 00:37:27,199 Mm. 564 00:37:28,868 --> 00:37:30,503 Mm. 565 00:37:30,603 --> 00:37:31,404 Mm. 566 00:37:33,839 --> 00:37:34,673 Mm. 567 00:37:36,742 --> 00:37:37,576 Mm. 568 00:37:40,713 --> 00:37:41,547 Mm. 569 00:37:45,851 --> 00:37:46,652 Mm. 570 00:37:50,222 --> 00:37:51,089 Mm. 571 00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:53,292 Mm. 572 00:38:13,479 --> 00:38:14,280 Ha. 573 00:38:15,614 --> 00:38:16,449 Ha. 574 00:38:42,308 --> 00:38:44,643 I was thinking about something cool last night. 575 00:38:48,881 --> 00:38:49,648 What if instead 576 00:38:53,886 --> 00:38:56,589 we get like, we get a crotch rocket? 577 00:38:56,689 --> 00:38:59,558 Like we buy a crotch rocket, like a really cool one? 578 00:38:59,658 --> 00:39:00,626 Whatever. 579 00:39:00,726 --> 00:39:01,660 And we both get on it. 580 00:39:01,760 --> 00:39:03,395 You can drive if you want. 581 00:39:03,496 --> 00:39:06,832 And then, and then I'll get on the back, 582 00:39:06,932 --> 00:39:08,601 and we just get in that sucker... 583 00:39:11,504 --> 00:39:12,705 Hoo. 584 00:39:12,805 --> 00:39:13,606 And we just go... 585 00:39:17,776 --> 00:39:21,981 Just like, like 150 miles an hour down the street 586 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:25,251 and just whap right into a store or something. 587 00:39:27,085 --> 00:39:28,687 That might be really cool, dude. 588 00:39:31,624 --> 00:39:32,591 - Last Gatorade. 589 00:39:35,327 --> 00:39:36,662 - Fine. Go for it. 590 00:39:39,598 --> 00:39:40,766 - No going back now. 591 00:39:43,769 --> 00:39:44,770 - I was also wondering, 592 00:39:46,305 --> 00:39:51,343 okay, do you know that if the police don't say, 593 00:39:53,379 --> 00:39:54,780 "you have the right to remain silent 594 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,849 "and it can be used against you", 595 00:39:56,949 --> 00:39:58,049 like if they forget to say that 596 00:39:58,149 --> 00:40:02,488 or they didn't say that to you, then you're clear. 597 00:40:04,122 --> 00:40:05,324 - No, I'm guilty. 598 00:40:11,964 --> 00:40:12,798 - Okay. 599 00:40:13,832 --> 00:40:17,002 What if, and like, 600 00:40:17,101 --> 00:40:18,671 what if we just sit here for a little bit 601 00:40:18,771 --> 00:40:22,541 and then like this big ocean liner comes by 602 00:40:22,641 --> 00:40:24,810 and we just swim out there like mad, 603 00:40:24,910 --> 00:40:27,279 just huff it, jump on that sucker, 604 00:40:27,379 --> 00:40:30,316 and then just wherever it takes us, it takes us 605 00:40:30,416 --> 00:40:31,784 and we get like, change our names, 606 00:40:31,884 --> 00:40:35,054 get some cool new clothes, hang out with some cool chicks, 607 00:40:35,154 --> 00:40:36,555 and we've got like a whole new life. 608 00:40:36,655 --> 00:40:37,523 - I'm guilty. 609 00:40:43,562 --> 00:40:44,396 - Okay. 610 00:40:51,637 --> 00:40:54,073 That was pretty fucked up what you did, man. 611 00:40:54,206 --> 00:40:55,139 And I don't know. 612 00:40:56,375 --> 00:41:00,012 You know, Joe Domingo's dad used to work there, 613 00:41:00,111 --> 00:41:02,548 and he went the next day to help him clean up, 614 00:41:02,648 --> 00:41:07,620 and he said it was just like melted tire rubber everywhere. 615 00:41:09,488 --> 00:41:13,659 Like it melted into the sidewalk and into the streets 616 00:41:13,759 --> 00:41:16,729 and, and people who saw the fire that day said, 617 00:41:16,829 --> 00:41:19,965 it was like a mushroom cloud, just black. 618 00:41:20,065 --> 00:41:23,736 And, and that could probably, that probably somebody said 619 00:41:24,370 --> 00:41:26,605 like, put like a little new hole in the ozone layer. 620 00:41:26,705 --> 00:41:30,743 But anyway, that I, I can't believe you did that, man. 621 00:41:30,843 --> 00:41:32,277 Like, why would you do that? 622 00:41:35,247 --> 00:41:36,315 - I didn't mean to. 623 00:42:00,706 --> 00:42:04,209 - You don't think that we can go to hell for this, right? 624 00:42:04,309 --> 00:42:05,344 - No. 625 00:42:07,746 --> 00:42:08,580 - Why not? 626 00:42:11,083 --> 00:42:12,317 - Because hell doesn't exist. 627 00:42:12,418 --> 00:42:13,218 - Oh, come on, man. 628 00:42:13,318 --> 00:42:14,253 You don't know that. 629 00:42:14,353 --> 00:42:15,788 You don't know that. 630 00:42:15,888 --> 00:42:17,056 - I do. 631 00:42:17,157 --> 00:42:18,257 God told me. 632 00:42:19,324 --> 00:42:21,260 - Oh, come on, man. 633 00:42:22,227 --> 00:42:22,995 That doesn't... 634 00:42:23,095 --> 00:42:24,830 When did you see God? 635 00:42:24,930 --> 00:42:25,964 Did you see him in jail? 636 00:42:27,966 --> 00:42:28,867 - Mm-mm. 637 00:42:28,967 --> 00:42:31,937 When I was a kid, I was digging in my backyard 638 00:42:33,539 --> 00:42:35,974 and he was like way down there. 639 00:42:37,776 --> 00:42:39,445 - And you asked him that. 640 00:42:43,549 --> 00:42:44,450 - Yeah. 641 00:42:44,550 --> 00:42:47,252 And he told me, there's no hell. 642 00:42:51,223 --> 00:42:52,558 Mm-hmm. 643 00:42:52,658 --> 00:42:57,863 - Well, I don't know because I saw, I saw this documentary, 644 00:42:58,297 --> 00:43:00,666 like a real documentary on CBC. 645 00:43:00,766 --> 00:43:05,205 And this guy got in this sick car accident. 646 00:43:05,304 --> 00:43:06,338 So nasty. 647 00:43:06,438 --> 00:43:10,909 He was just like, oh, out. 648 00:43:11,477 --> 00:43:13,412 But they still took him to the hospital 649 00:43:13,512 --> 00:43:17,217 and he was still just, eh, just totally out. 650 00:43:17,316 --> 00:43:19,918 And then like an hour later, he woke up, 651 00:43:20,018 --> 00:43:21,286 and they were like, "Oh, hey". 652 00:43:21,386 --> 00:43:22,387 And he's like, "Hey." 653 00:43:22,488 --> 00:43:23,288 And they're like, "Are you okay?" 654 00:43:23,388 --> 00:43:25,491 He said, "Where am I?" 655 00:43:25,591 --> 00:43:27,292 And they said, "You're at the hospital." 656 00:43:27,392 --> 00:43:29,361 And he said, "Whoa. 657 00:43:29,461 --> 00:43:31,897 "Because I thought I was still in hell." 658 00:43:31,997 --> 00:43:34,366 This guy he said for... 659 00:43:34,466 --> 00:43:35,567 He said it was like forever, 660 00:43:35,667 --> 00:43:38,604 but it was only an hour that he was in hell. 661 00:43:38,704 --> 00:43:43,075 And he said that it wasn't like burning and screaming. 662 00:43:43,176 --> 00:43:46,345 It was just like he was sad 663 00:43:46,445 --> 00:43:49,515 and everybody was sad and nervous. 664 00:43:50,449 --> 00:43:51,717 Can you imagine that? 665 00:43:53,152 --> 00:43:55,320 Being nervous forever? 666 00:43:59,792 --> 00:44:00,626 Oh. 667 00:44:03,428 --> 00:44:04,429 - Are you ready? 668 00:44:06,199 --> 00:44:07,299 - Oh. 669 00:44:08,367 --> 00:44:09,635 - Come on. 670 00:44:09,735 --> 00:44:10,836 - Wait a second, wait a second. 671 00:44:10,936 --> 00:44:11,970 Just give me one second. 672 00:44:12,070 --> 00:44:13,505 Give me one second. 673 00:44:13,605 --> 00:44:15,241 Just give me one second, man. 674 00:44:15,340 --> 00:44:16,942 Just one more minute. 675 00:44:18,944 --> 00:44:19,745 Oh. 676 00:44:30,556 --> 00:44:31,957 I dunno if I can do it, man. 677 00:44:43,335 --> 00:44:44,536 I have a kid. 678 00:44:52,144 --> 00:44:56,182 And I-I didn't do any of the cool stuff before he was born. 679 00:44:56,282 --> 00:44:59,885 And I see you got this cool tattoo and I didn't get a tattoo 680 00:44:59,985 --> 00:45:04,290 and I didn't get a quad or snow machine or jet ski. 681 00:45:04,389 --> 00:45:05,291 And what am I supposed to say, 682 00:45:05,390 --> 00:45:08,294 "Hey Jeremy, I don't have $150 for you 683 00:45:08,393 --> 00:45:10,263 "because I got a tattoo." 684 00:45:10,362 --> 00:45:11,563 And you don't get it. 685 00:45:16,869 --> 00:45:19,938 And now he's got like a cool new dad 686 00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:24,943 who I don't even know his name 'cause he won't tell me. 687 00:45:25,043 --> 00:45:28,881 And he's got this, like cool "Fast and Furious" car 688 00:45:28,981 --> 00:45:30,382 that's like, lime green. 689 00:45:30,482 --> 00:45:33,286 And I know that Jeremy thinks that's cool, 690 00:45:33,385 --> 00:45:35,554 but Jeremy doesn't even tell me about that. 691 00:45:38,857 --> 00:45:43,395 And, and I just, 692 00:45:43,495 --> 00:45:47,532 I just got all this fucked up shit to say about him. 693 00:45:47,633 --> 00:45:49,534 Like, I don't know. 694 00:45:49,635 --> 00:45:52,104 I spanked him when he was six months old 695 00:45:52,205 --> 00:45:56,309 because I was frustrated and I didn't know what to do. 696 00:45:56,408 --> 00:45:57,442 That's why he's like that. 697 00:45:57,542 --> 00:46:00,179 And that's why Lynn is probably such total bitch 698 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:01,713 and she won't ever let me see him. 699 00:46:01,813 --> 00:46:03,649 Even when it's my weekend, 700 00:46:04,716 --> 00:46:08,288 she'll take him 'cause it's like a cool trip 701 00:46:08,388 --> 00:46:09,488 or like practice, 702 00:46:09,588 --> 00:46:10,622 and I don't even know what practice is, 703 00:46:10,722 --> 00:46:12,724 she won't even tell me what practice means. 704 00:46:12,824 --> 00:46:13,625 And... 705 00:46:21,167 --> 00:46:22,000 I don't know. 706 00:46:23,101 --> 00:46:24,803 She just, she ripped me off. 707 00:46:26,172 --> 00:46:27,873 She just ripped me off, man. 708 00:46:31,643 --> 00:46:34,012 They all just fucking rip me off. 709 00:46:34,112 --> 00:46:36,682 Ah, ah. 710 00:46:38,318 --> 00:46:39,918 They rip me off, dude. 711 00:46:41,920 --> 00:46:44,157 Everybody just fucking rip me off! 712 00:46:46,625 --> 00:46:48,194 And I don't know. 713 00:46:48,294 --> 00:46:49,461 I don't know, man. 714 00:46:51,297 --> 00:46:52,130 I don't know. 715 00:46:53,166 --> 00:46:55,100 Oh. 716 00:46:55,201 --> 00:46:57,936 Ah, ah. 717 00:46:58,036 --> 00:47:03,075 Oh, oh, oh. 718 00:47:03,176 --> 00:47:04,843 Oh my gosh. 719 00:47:04,943 --> 00:47:06,778 Oh my gosh. 720 00:47:06,878 --> 00:47:09,681 Oh, oh. 721 00:47:09,781 --> 00:47:11,083 Oh. 722 00:47:11,184 --> 00:47:12,684 Oh, head's all... 723 00:47:14,152 --> 00:47:15,288 Thank you, man. 724 00:47:15,854 --> 00:47:18,224 I think I just needed to say some of that stuff. 725 00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:23,495 Thanks for listening to me and just talking me through that. 726 00:47:23,595 --> 00:47:26,232 Oh, whoa. 727 00:47:27,266 --> 00:47:28,900 Yeah, I've been off. 728 00:47:29,469 --> 00:47:30,635 I've been off my meds for about a week, 729 00:47:30,736 --> 00:47:32,904 and I haven't felt like that in a long time. 730 00:47:33,005 --> 00:47:35,441 I just think I needed a good buddy to... 731 00:47:35,540 --> 00:47:37,410 Oh, to talk to. 732 00:47:37,509 --> 00:47:39,144 I feel stupid. 733 00:47:39,245 --> 00:47:41,180 I wrote, I wrote Jeremy... 734 00:47:42,614 --> 00:47:44,683 I don't know if you wrote anything, but I, 735 00:47:46,785 --> 00:47:47,986 I wrote him a letter. 736 00:47:53,192 --> 00:47:56,429 I should just, I should just make a video right now. 737 00:47:56,528 --> 00:47:58,130 That'd be a lot cooler. 738 00:47:58,231 --> 00:47:58,964 He'd like that. 739 00:48:01,133 --> 00:48:02,934 Tell him some of this cool stuff. 740 00:48:09,275 --> 00:48:10,309 What are you doing, man? 741 00:48:18,817 --> 00:48:19,651 Oh. 742 00:48:21,119 --> 00:48:21,953 Marty. Wait. 743 00:48:26,591 --> 00:48:27,626 Oh no. 744 00:48:30,263 --> 00:48:31,696 Oh. 745 00:48:31,797 --> 00:48:32,964 Oh, no, no, no, no. 746 00:48:35,435 --> 00:48:36,601 We shouldn't do this. 747 00:48:36,701 --> 00:48:38,471 We should not do this. 748 00:48:38,570 --> 00:48:39,871 - Hold still. 749 00:48:39,971 --> 00:48:41,106 - No. - Yeah. 750 00:48:41,207 --> 00:48:42,908 - Oh, you gotta listen to me, man. 751 00:48:43,008 --> 00:48:45,211 - No. - Marty, I'm cool now. 752 00:48:45,311 --> 00:48:46,345 - No. 753 00:48:46,446 --> 00:48:48,080 - No, no, no, I'm cool. 754 00:48:48,181 --> 00:48:49,348 I'm cool. 755 00:48:49,449 --> 00:48:50,383 I feel better. 756 00:48:50,483 --> 00:48:52,385 I think I feel better. 757 00:48:52,485 --> 00:48:54,187 - Yeah, you feel better now. 758 00:48:54,287 --> 00:48:56,688 But tomorrow you're gonna feel bad again. 759 00:48:58,157 --> 00:49:00,193 So just hold still. 760 00:49:00,293 --> 00:49:01,360 Hold tight. 761 00:49:03,463 --> 00:49:04,297 - Oh. 762 00:49:07,032 --> 00:49:07,866 Oh. 763 00:49:14,706 --> 00:49:16,342 Picture here. 764 00:49:16,442 --> 00:49:18,076 - Derek, look at me. 765 00:49:18,177 --> 00:49:19,911 Is that on good? 766 00:49:20,011 --> 00:49:21,079 - I dunno. 767 00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:21,980 - Derek! 768 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:23,516 - I can't do it. 769 00:49:23,615 --> 00:49:24,950 I don't know. 770 00:49:25,050 --> 00:49:25,650 - Derek. No. 771 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:27,286 Hey, we're doing this. 772 00:49:27,386 --> 00:49:28,254 We're doing this, okay? 773 00:49:28,354 --> 00:49:29,322 - I can't do it. 774 00:49:29,422 --> 00:49:30,590 - We're doing it. - I can't do it. 775 00:49:30,689 --> 00:49:32,090 - Yeah, we are. - I'm gonna throw up. 776 00:49:32,191 --> 00:49:33,559 - No you're not. - I'm gonna throw up. 777 00:49:33,658 --> 00:49:34,427 - No, we're doing it now. 778 00:49:34,527 --> 00:49:35,694 Come on. Come on. 779 00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:43,536 Derek, now! Let's go! 780 00:49:43,635 --> 00:49:45,070 - I can't do it! 781 00:49:49,408 --> 00:49:51,344 - Derek, come on! 782 00:50:03,655 --> 00:50:05,424 - Okay. Okay. 783 00:50:06,559 --> 00:50:08,327 - Alright. Got it. 784 00:50:11,730 --> 00:50:14,200 Derek, remember what we talked about. 785 00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:15,133 Derek. 786 00:50:17,035 --> 00:50:17,669 Derek. 787 00:50:17,769 --> 00:50:18,703 Look at me. 788 00:50:18,803 --> 00:50:20,573 You remember, okay? 789 00:50:20,672 --> 00:50:22,308 All right. All right. 790 00:50:22,408 --> 00:50:23,742 One, two, three, light? 791 00:50:23,842 --> 00:50:25,444 Okay. Okay, Derek. 792 00:50:25,545 --> 00:50:26,678 I'll tell you how we do it. 793 00:50:26,778 --> 00:50:28,181 One, two... 794 00:50:28,281 --> 00:50:29,047 Derek. 795 00:50:29,147 --> 00:50:30,550 Derek, come on. 796 00:50:30,650 --> 00:50:31,750 Derek. 797 00:50:31,850 --> 00:50:34,119 We're doing this now, okay? 798 00:50:34,819 --> 00:50:36,289 All right. 799 00:50:36,389 --> 00:50:37,490 No! 800 00:50:37,590 --> 00:50:38,757 No, Derek. - Okay. 801 00:50:38,857 --> 00:50:40,593 - One, two, three, light. 802 00:50:40,692 --> 00:50:41,693 Okay, okay. 803 00:50:41,793 --> 00:50:43,563 All right, I'll tell you how we do it. 804 00:50:43,663 --> 00:50:44,930 One, two... 805 00:50:45,030 --> 00:50:45,598 Derek. 806 00:50:45,697 --> 00:50:47,466 Derek, come on. 807 00:50:47,567 --> 00:50:48,568 Derek. 808 00:50:48,668 --> 00:50:49,734 We count on it. 809 00:50:49,834 --> 00:50:51,537 One, two, three, light. 810 00:50:51,637 --> 00:50:52,405 All right? 811 00:50:52,505 --> 00:50:53,872 All right? 812 00:50:53,972 --> 00:50:55,974 One, two, three, light. 813 00:50:57,376 --> 00:50:58,177 Derek. 814 00:50:58,277 --> 00:50:59,245 Get on here. 815 00:50:59,345 --> 00:51:00,246 Okay. 816 00:51:00,346 --> 00:51:02,415 One, two, three, light. 817 00:51:02,515 --> 00:51:03,416 - Uh-huh. 818 00:51:03,516 --> 00:51:04,350 - Come on. 819 00:51:04,450 --> 00:51:06,252 One, two, three, light. 820 00:51:07,553 --> 00:51:08,787 Hey, one more. 821 00:51:09,888 --> 00:51:11,957 One, two, three, light. 822 00:51:13,259 --> 00:51:14,360 All right? 823 00:51:14,460 --> 00:51:15,461 - Okay. Okay. 824 00:51:15,561 --> 00:51:16,395 - Okay. 825 00:51:16,495 --> 00:51:19,064 One, two, three, light. 826 00:51:19,165 --> 00:51:20,266 Okay, Derek. 827 00:51:20,366 --> 00:51:21,634 Derek, you got it. 828 00:51:21,733 --> 00:51:23,402 All right. Okay. 829 00:51:23,502 --> 00:51:24,670 Derek, look at me. 830 00:51:24,769 --> 00:51:25,937 Okay. Okay. - Uh-huh. 831 00:51:26,037 --> 00:51:27,440 - I got you right here. 832 00:51:27,540 --> 00:51:29,542 Right here, all right. - Uh-huh. 833 00:51:29,642 --> 00:51:31,310 - Two, three, light. 834 00:51:32,345 --> 00:51:33,346 Okay? All right. 835 00:51:33,446 --> 00:51:34,213 You got it? 836 00:51:34,313 --> 00:51:35,080 Right here. 837 00:51:35,181 --> 00:51:36,182 Right here. 838 00:51:36,282 --> 00:51:37,015 Okay? 839 00:51:37,115 --> 00:51:38,684 One, two, three, light, right here! 840 00:51:38,783 --> 00:51:40,253 - Uh-huh. - All right. 841 00:51:40,353 --> 00:51:41,554 All right. 842 00:51:42,821 --> 00:51:43,656 Derek! 843 00:51:45,491 --> 00:51:46,525 This is what we're doing! 844 00:51:46,626 --> 00:51:47,693 One, two, three, light! 845 00:51:47,792 --> 00:51:48,793 You get it? - Uh-huh. 846 00:51:48,893 --> 00:51:49,695 - You get it? 847 00:51:49,794 --> 00:51:50,795 - Okay. Okay. - All right. 848 00:51:50,895 --> 00:51:52,498 One, two, three, light! 849 00:51:52,598 --> 00:51:53,666 Right here. 850 00:51:53,765 --> 00:51:54,833 Okay? - Uh-huh. 851 00:51:54,933 --> 00:51:56,269 - One, two, three, light, right here. 852 00:51:56,369 --> 00:51:57,002 - Uh-huh. 853 00:51:57,102 --> 00:51:58,638 - All right, here we go, buddy. 854 00:51:58,738 --> 00:51:59,572 - Uh-huh. 855 00:51:59,672 --> 00:52:00,439 - Come on, Derek. 856 00:52:00,539 --> 00:52:02,073 Come on, Derek! 857 00:52:02,174 --> 00:52:04,410 Right here, one, two, three, light! 858 00:52:04,510 --> 00:52:05,844 Pull it. 859 00:52:05,944 --> 00:52:08,447 I don't want to do it, please. 860 00:52:08,547 --> 00:52:09,781 Here, you are gonna do it. 861 00:52:09,881 --> 00:52:10,716 - I know. 862 00:52:10,815 --> 00:52:11,684 - Yeah. 863 00:52:11,783 --> 00:52:12,518 - One, two, three, light. 864 00:52:12,618 --> 00:52:13,519 I can do it. 865 00:52:13,619 --> 00:52:14,520 I can do it. 866 00:52:15,755 --> 00:52:16,788 I can do it. 867 00:52:16,888 --> 00:52:18,391 - One, two... 868 00:52:18,491 --> 00:52:19,625 Right here! 869 00:52:19,725 --> 00:52:20,792 One... 870 00:52:20,892 --> 00:52:22,127 Derek, get up! 871 00:52:23,329 --> 00:52:24,463 Get up. 872 00:52:27,366 --> 00:52:28,668 Okay. - Okay. 873 00:52:28,768 --> 00:52:29,669 I can do it! 874 00:52:29,769 --> 00:52:30,703 I can do it! 875 00:52:30,802 --> 00:52:32,471 I can do it! 876 00:52:37,809 --> 00:52:40,446 - One, two, three, light. 877 00:52:46,786 --> 00:52:47,919 - I'm sorry! 878 00:52:49,522 --> 00:52:50,723 I can't do it! 879 00:52:50,822 --> 00:52:52,123 I can't do it! 880 00:52:54,427 --> 00:52:55,728 - Derek! 881 00:53:03,902 --> 00:53:04,936 Derek. 882 00:53:06,838 --> 00:53:07,872 Derek? 883 00:53:11,142 --> 00:53:11,976 Derek! 884 00:53:23,489 --> 00:53:24,323 Derek! 885 00:53:32,931 --> 00:53:33,965 Derek! 886 00:53:54,854 --> 00:53:55,887 Derek. 887 00:57:33,205 --> 00:57:34,138 - With a record like yours, 888 00:57:34,239 --> 00:57:37,977 you might get out in four, four and a half. 889 00:57:38,077 --> 00:57:39,511 - Fine. 890 00:57:39,612 --> 00:57:40,446 Good. 891 00:57:42,281 --> 00:57:43,349 - What? 892 00:57:44,583 --> 00:57:45,918 - I'll do 10. 893 00:57:46,018 --> 00:57:48,621 Should probably just stay in there. 894 00:57:48,721 --> 00:57:49,788 - Since when? 895 00:57:51,590 --> 00:57:52,992 - I'm guilty. 896 00:57:53,092 --> 00:57:55,060 - What aren't you telling me? 897 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,462 What don't I know? 898 00:57:58,664 --> 00:57:59,465 Okay. 899 00:58:00,299 --> 00:58:02,768 Hey, just go in and stand there. 900 00:58:02,868 --> 00:58:04,703 Don't say anything. 901 00:58:06,105 --> 00:58:07,272 I'm not representing you up there. 902 00:58:07,373 --> 00:58:09,208 I'm representing me. 903 00:58:09,308 --> 00:58:10,643 I've got one last trick, 904 00:58:10,743 --> 00:58:12,878 and I don't want you fucking up my life too. 905 00:58:14,346 --> 00:58:15,581 - What trick? 906 00:58:21,186 --> 00:58:22,788 - Because of your attorney's... 907 00:58:22,888 --> 00:58:24,156 How should I put this? 908 00:58:24,256 --> 00:58:27,192 Familiarity with the Supreme Court's interpretation 909 00:58:27,292 --> 00:58:30,629 of MCL 750.72. 910 00:58:30,729 --> 00:58:32,297 She's found for you what the public 911 00:58:32,398 --> 00:58:36,335 derisively refers to as the proverbial loophole. 912 00:58:36,435 --> 00:58:39,371 Based on defense counsel's compelling argument. 913 00:58:39,471 --> 00:58:40,706 I'm left with no choice, 914 00:58:40,806 --> 00:58:43,242 but to grant a dismissal of both counts of arson 915 00:58:43,342 --> 00:58:44,910 and one count of trespassing. 916 00:58:46,645 --> 00:58:48,714 Now, to remind you, young man, 917 00:58:48,814 --> 00:58:50,849 you're still on probation from earlier, 918 00:58:50,949 --> 00:58:52,584 unrelated convictions. 919 00:58:53,719 --> 00:58:57,790 Accordingly to my dismay, the dismay of the victims, 920 00:58:57,890 --> 00:59:02,027 and quite frankly, to the dismay of society as a whole, 921 00:59:02,127 --> 00:59:04,229 the defendant is free to leave. 922 00:59:04,329 --> 00:59:05,964 Thank you, Your Honor. 923 00:59:06,065 --> 00:59:07,833 - This court is in recess. 924 00:59:07,933 --> 00:59:09,268 - What? 925 00:59:09,368 --> 00:59:11,603 - All rise. - The thing. 926 00:59:11,704 --> 00:59:12,504 - Who? 927 00:59:13,238 --> 00:59:14,506 - Shh. 928 00:59:14,606 --> 00:59:15,240 Quiet. 929 00:59:15,340 --> 00:59:16,809 - I'm guilty. 930 00:59:16,909 --> 00:59:17,776 I'm guilty. 931 01:00:17,069 --> 01:00:19,304 - Hey Dad, I'm right here. 932 01:00:27,813 --> 01:00:28,647 Dad. 933 01:00:40,859 --> 01:00:41,693 Dad. 934 01:00:44,496 --> 01:00:45,798 Dad, wake up. 935 01:00:45,898 --> 01:00:46,698 Come on. 936 01:00:54,039 --> 01:00:56,942 - It smells like shit in here. 937 01:00:59,945 --> 01:01:01,513 Are you still here? 938 01:01:02,481 --> 01:01:04,217 - I got off. 939 01:01:04,316 --> 01:01:05,884 - Dumb fucks. 940 01:01:05,984 --> 01:01:07,052 Pull the plug. 941 01:01:10,190 --> 01:01:11,890 Pull the goddamn plug! 942 01:02:26,698 --> 01:02:31,069 ♪ Found release locked away ♪ 943 01:02:31,170 --> 01:02:35,341 ♪ No values anymore ♪ 944 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:40,579 ♪ Nowhere to turn, wasted away ♪ 945 01:02:40,679 --> 01:02:42,714 ♪ Build it up high ♪ 946 01:02:42,814 --> 01:02:45,050 ♪ The further to fall ♪ 947 01:02:45,150 --> 01:02:47,186 ♪ Right down on you ♪ 948 01:02:47,287 --> 01:02:50,223 ♪ Wasting away ♪ 949 01:04:11,069 --> 01:04:11,903 - Hey, Dad. 950 01:04:13,972 --> 01:04:14,973 - What? 951 01:04:16,275 --> 01:04:18,143 - How you feeling? 952 01:04:18,244 --> 01:04:19,745 - Like shit. 953 01:04:20,579 --> 01:04:22,415 - Can I show you something? 954 01:04:22,514 --> 01:04:24,417 - Where's my milk? 955 01:04:24,516 --> 01:04:25,451 - Oh, it's on the top, 956 01:04:25,550 --> 01:04:26,985 but you already drank it at nine o'clock 957 01:04:27,085 --> 01:04:31,523 and you're not supposed to have it before you go to bed, so. 958 01:04:31,623 --> 01:04:33,426 I have this videotape I really want to show you. 959 01:04:33,525 --> 01:04:34,726 - What? 960 01:04:36,128 --> 01:04:37,196 - It's this thing I did. 961 01:04:37,296 --> 01:04:39,664 Well, Derek and I did it. 962 01:04:39,765 --> 01:04:42,335 We went on this really cool camping trip- 963 01:04:42,435 --> 01:04:44,736 - Is he, is he your boyfriend? 964 01:04:47,139 --> 01:04:50,575 - He's just really cool guy that I'm friends with. 965 01:04:52,512 --> 01:04:54,380 He's my best friend. 966 01:04:54,480 --> 01:04:58,016 And he's got this kid named Jeremy who's like really cool. 967 01:04:58,116 --> 01:05:02,721 But, you know, like, I just made it. 968 01:05:02,821 --> 01:05:03,588 It's about a minute long. 969 01:05:03,688 --> 01:05:04,890 - What is it? 970 01:05:04,990 --> 01:05:05,957 - Here. 971 01:05:06,058 --> 01:05:08,560 Just, I think, I think I could be in trouble for it. 972 01:05:08,660 --> 01:05:10,095 - For what? 973 01:05:10,196 --> 01:05:10,862 - Well just watch. 974 01:05:10,962 --> 01:05:12,731 It's just a, it's just a minute. 975 01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:16,868 Come on, Dad. 976 01:05:16,968 --> 01:05:18,136 - Who the hell are you? 977 01:05:36,489 --> 01:05:38,391 - Can I help you? 978 01:05:38,491 --> 01:05:39,658 - Hey. 979 01:05:39,758 --> 01:05:44,029 Yeah, I was wondering if there was someone, 980 01:05:44,129 --> 01:05:48,133 or if it's okay that maybe I could talk to someone 981 01:05:48,234 --> 01:05:53,239 about something that was weird that I saw. 982 01:05:54,973 --> 01:05:57,676 - Are you here to see someone in particular? 983 01:05:57,776 --> 01:06:00,912 - Like a cop or a police officer? 984 01:06:08,053 --> 01:06:08,920 Hey. 985 01:06:10,689 --> 01:06:12,090 - What can I help you with? 986 01:06:14,860 --> 01:06:19,965 - Actually, I just kind of just want to look around. 987 01:06:20,065 --> 01:06:21,300 Is that okay? 988 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:22,235 - Excuse me. 989 01:06:22,335 --> 01:06:23,603 - Do you know Derek Skiba? 990 01:06:23,702 --> 01:06:24,604 - Me? 991 01:06:24,703 --> 01:06:26,004 No, I don't know. 992 01:06:26,104 --> 01:06:28,407 - Is there a Derek Skiba in your system? 993 01:06:28,508 --> 01:06:30,775 Like a missing person? 994 01:06:31,776 --> 01:06:34,012 - Do you know his middle name or his address? 995 01:06:38,518 --> 01:06:39,352 - No. 996 01:07:02,642 --> 01:07:03,875 I don't see anyone in here. 997 01:07:03,975 --> 01:07:05,411 Do you know his date of birth? 998 01:07:06,345 --> 01:07:07,580 - I didn't know... 999 01:07:07,679 --> 01:07:09,681 I don't know him well. 1000 01:07:10,749 --> 01:07:11,917 He's from here. 1001 01:07:12,017 --> 01:07:14,353 Can you maybe just check one more time? 1002 01:07:15,687 --> 01:07:17,889 - How does this concern you? 1003 01:07:17,989 --> 01:07:22,295 - I, I thought I just heard about a guy who is named that, 1004 01:07:23,094 --> 01:07:25,830 and now he's missing, and I... 1005 01:07:25,931 --> 01:07:27,533 It's just a little fucked up that you guys 1006 01:07:27,633 --> 01:07:28,700 don't know anything about it, but- 1007 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:30,902 - Do you want to file a missing persons report? 1008 01:07:34,173 --> 01:07:35,575 - No. 1009 01:07:38,444 --> 01:07:40,179 I'm sure, I'm sure he's fine. 1010 01:07:43,282 --> 01:07:47,886 But like, I wouldn't be in trouble if, 1011 01:07:47,986 --> 01:07:51,591 if I were to find him or see him or anything, right? 1012 01:07:52,158 --> 01:07:55,328 - Sounds like we need to file a missing person's report. 1013 01:07:57,530 --> 01:08:00,131 - Yeah, maybe. 1014 01:08:01,667 --> 01:08:02,901 Wait. 1015 01:08:03,001 --> 01:08:05,705 Well just put it in the report or whatever it is 1016 01:08:05,804 --> 01:08:07,540 that his name is Derek Skiba. 1017 01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:08,507 - Just give me one second. 1018 01:08:08,608 --> 01:08:09,475 Let me go get someone. 1019 01:08:09,575 --> 01:08:14,012 - Or, well, I mean, if you don't. 1020 01:08:52,851 --> 01:08:54,520 - Okay, can I start with your name? 1021 01:08:58,790 --> 01:08:59,791 - Is everything cool? 1022 01:08:59,891 --> 01:09:02,927 It's okay if I tell you some stuff? 1023 01:09:03,028 --> 01:09:04,163 - Let's start with your name. 1024 01:09:04,263 --> 01:09:05,830 - Great. Because he works at 1025 01:09:05,930 --> 01:09:06,965 First Federal Mortgage. 1026 01:09:07,065 --> 01:09:08,701 He does like paperwork things- 1027 01:09:08,800 --> 01:09:10,670 - Your name, please. 1028 01:09:10,770 --> 01:09:12,003 Do you have an I.D.? 1029 01:09:13,938 --> 01:09:15,541 - Hey, do you have an I.D.? 1030 01:09:18,244 --> 01:09:19,578 - I did. 1031 01:09:20,912 --> 01:09:23,215 But this is all, this, it's more about, you know- 1032 01:09:23,316 --> 01:09:26,252 - So you know someone who hasn't been seen in a while? 1033 01:09:26,352 --> 01:09:30,323 How long and when was this person last seen? 1034 01:09:31,290 --> 01:09:34,493 - I, I don't really know him that well. 1035 01:09:34,593 --> 01:09:35,827 I just... 1036 01:09:36,796 --> 01:09:39,665 I heard that some people around here 1037 01:09:39,765 --> 01:09:41,300 that were talking about him- 1038 01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:44,270 - What is your name? 1039 01:09:47,906 --> 01:09:48,973 - Martin. 1040 01:10:01,953 --> 01:10:03,121 Jackitansky. 1041 01:10:07,593 --> 01:10:08,927 - Marty, right? 1042 01:10:09,729 --> 01:10:10,529 - Yeah. 1043 01:10:11,430 --> 01:10:13,165 - The tire shop? - Yeah. 1044 01:10:13,265 --> 01:10:15,568 - You can't come here for bullshit like this. 1045 01:10:16,836 --> 01:10:17,636 - What? 1046 01:10:17,737 --> 01:10:19,538 - Leave. Now. 1047 01:10:21,841 --> 01:10:24,876 - Look, I have this- 1048 01:10:24,976 --> 01:10:26,245 - Go! 1049 01:10:26,779 --> 01:10:29,648 - Okay, look, I know, but I-I just, 1050 01:10:29,749 --> 01:10:30,949 you should take a look at it. 1051 01:10:31,049 --> 01:10:33,352 - I will have you professionally escorted. 1052 01:10:34,453 --> 01:10:35,421 - Okay, I'm... 1053 01:10:35,521 --> 01:10:36,422 I'll go. 1054 01:10:36,522 --> 01:10:39,558 But please, somebody has to at least look at this. 1055 01:10:39,658 --> 01:10:41,926 Just look at the fucking tape! 1056 01:10:49,635 --> 01:10:50,536 Do you want to- 1057 01:10:50,636 --> 01:10:51,670 - Go! 1058 01:10:55,674 --> 01:10:56,509 Out. 1059 01:12:01,440 --> 01:12:02,274 - Hi. 1060 01:12:03,074 --> 01:12:04,243 What are you up to? 1061 01:12:04,343 --> 01:12:07,145 - Why do have a shovel? 1062 01:12:07,979 --> 01:12:09,348 - Sandcastles. 1063 01:12:10,148 --> 01:12:12,351 - Are you going to the beach? 1064 01:12:12,451 --> 01:12:13,985 - I think so. 1065 01:12:14,085 --> 01:12:15,354 My name is Marty. 1066 01:12:15,454 --> 01:12:16,822 Is yours Jeremy? 1067 01:12:16,922 --> 01:12:17,723 - Yes. 1068 01:12:17,823 --> 01:12:18,757 - Yeah. 1069 01:12:18,858 --> 01:12:20,693 Yeah, I know your dad. 1070 01:12:20,793 --> 01:12:22,228 - You do? 1071 01:12:22,328 --> 01:12:22,928 - Yeah. 1072 01:12:23,027 --> 01:12:25,464 And he's a really cool guy. 1073 01:12:25,564 --> 01:12:26,699 A great guy. 1074 01:12:26,799 --> 01:12:27,500 My best friend. 1075 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:28,434 - Where is he? 1076 01:12:29,635 --> 01:12:30,369 - Your dad? 1077 01:12:30,469 --> 01:12:31,303 - Yeah. 1078 01:12:33,172 --> 01:12:35,641 - I haven't seen him in a while. 1079 01:12:35,741 --> 01:12:37,610 I think he's in Florida. 1080 01:12:37,710 --> 01:12:39,110 - Why? 1081 01:12:39,211 --> 01:12:41,680 - Well, I don't know, I think he just 1082 01:12:43,014 --> 01:12:44,316 wanted to think about some things. 1083 01:12:44,416 --> 01:12:46,218 Just needed some time alone. 1084 01:12:46,318 --> 01:12:47,686 Some dads are like that. 1085 01:12:48,888 --> 01:12:50,422 - Is your dad in Florida, too? 1086 01:12:52,056 --> 01:12:53,392 - Well, he's probably, 1087 01:12:53,492 --> 01:12:56,529 probably gonna go there soon, I think. 1088 01:12:57,429 --> 01:12:58,264 - Why? 1089 01:12:59,198 --> 01:13:00,131 - I don't know. 1090 01:13:00,232 --> 01:13:02,268 People just go to Florida sometimes. 1091 01:13:02,368 --> 01:13:04,637 - Are you going to Florida too? 1092 01:13:07,138 --> 01:13:08,941 - Not anymore. 1093 01:13:09,040 --> 01:13:10,976 Not yet, anyway. 1094 01:13:11,109 --> 01:13:13,044 I'm going to a place that I used to live at. 1095 01:13:13,144 --> 01:13:14,145 - The beach? 1096 01:13:15,014 --> 01:13:16,715 - No, after that. 1097 01:13:16,815 --> 01:13:20,419 It's a place where they give you pancakes on Thursday. 1098 01:13:20,519 --> 01:13:21,353 - Cool. 1099 01:13:22,688 --> 01:13:24,356 - Yeah, it's pretty cool. 1100 01:13:25,724 --> 01:13:28,494 It's a lot easier in there than it is out here. 1101 01:13:29,461 --> 01:13:30,296 - How long? 1102 01:13:31,297 --> 01:13:32,765 - How long am I gonna live there? 1103 01:13:32,865 --> 01:13:33,666 - Yes. 1104 01:13:35,034 --> 01:13:36,869 - Probably forever. 1105 01:13:36,969 --> 01:13:38,237 And then I'll go to Florida. 1106 01:13:38,337 --> 01:13:42,875 Hey, look, Jeremy, I gotta give you something, okay? 1107 01:13:42,975 --> 01:13:44,543 - Okay. - All right. 1108 01:13:44,643 --> 01:13:47,179 You know, just don't tell your mom, all right? 1109 01:13:47,279 --> 01:13:50,114 Just hide that in your closet or whatever. 1110 01:13:50,215 --> 01:13:52,851 - This like a million dollars? 1111 01:13:52,952 --> 01:13:55,119 - It's almost a thousand. 1112 01:13:56,355 --> 01:13:59,191 And here, this is from your dad. 1113 01:13:59,925 --> 01:14:01,927 He wrote it for you. 1114 01:14:02,027 --> 01:14:03,929 Same thing, just hide it in your closet. 1115 01:14:04,029 --> 01:14:04,997 Wherever. 1116 01:14:05,096 --> 01:14:06,966 Just keep it safe. 1117 01:14:07,066 --> 01:14:08,667 You can read it when you're older. 1118 01:14:09,802 --> 01:14:10,569 - What is it? 1119 01:14:10,669 --> 01:14:12,705 Is it funny? 1120 01:14:12,805 --> 01:14:13,672 - I don't know. 1121 01:14:13,772 --> 01:14:14,573 Maybe. 1122 01:14:14,673 --> 01:14:16,575 I didn't open it. 1123 01:14:16,675 --> 01:14:20,312 Just make sure you hide it with the other stuff, all right? 1124 01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:23,015 - Okay. 1125 01:14:23,114 --> 01:14:24,350 - Can I help you? 1126 01:14:27,219 --> 01:14:28,754 - He gave me money. 1127 01:14:28,854 --> 01:14:29,688 - What? 1128 01:14:31,156 --> 01:14:33,158 Why are you talking to my son? 1129 01:14:33,258 --> 01:14:36,395 Get inside, Jeremy, now. 1130 01:14:36,495 --> 01:14:37,329 - Sorry. 1131 01:14:38,263 --> 01:14:39,832 I'm friends with Derek. 1132 01:14:39,932 --> 01:14:40,766 - What? 1133 01:14:42,735 --> 01:14:43,669 You know know Derek? 1134 01:14:44,970 --> 01:14:46,171 Do you... 1135 01:14:46,271 --> 01:14:47,272 Do you see him? 1136 01:14:48,340 --> 01:14:50,609 - I, not really. 1137 01:14:50,709 --> 01:14:51,777 Not anymore. 1138 01:14:51,877 --> 01:14:52,711 - Where is he? 1139 01:14:55,414 --> 01:14:58,317 You know, he can't just stop answering his phone. 1140 01:14:58,417 --> 01:15:00,653 He owes us a lot of fucking money. 1141 01:15:00,753 --> 01:15:03,555 And if he thinks he can run away, I will fuck him up. 1142 01:15:03,656 --> 01:15:07,493 I will absolutely fuck that guy up. 1143 01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:10,329 - I will give him that message if I see him. 1144 01:15:10,429 --> 01:15:13,232 - You should, you should give him a call. 1145 01:15:13,332 --> 01:15:14,299 - What? 1146 01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,701 - Call him now. 1147 01:15:17,002 --> 01:15:18,103 - With what? 1148 01:15:18,203 --> 01:15:19,838 - Your fucking phone, dumb ass. 1149 01:15:19,938 --> 01:15:20,673 - I don't have a phone. 1150 01:15:20,773 --> 01:15:21,540 - Oh bullshit! 1151 01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:22,174 - I, I don't. 1152 01:15:22,274 --> 01:15:23,075 I don't... 1153 01:15:23,175 --> 01:15:24,777 Whoa, seriously? 1154 01:15:24,877 --> 01:15:25,678 - Give it to me! 1155 01:15:25,778 --> 01:15:27,046 Give it to me! - I don't have a phone. 1156 01:15:27,146 --> 01:15:28,113 - Martel! 1157 01:15:28,213 --> 01:15:28,981 - No, I- 1158 01:15:29,081 --> 01:15:29,882 - Oh really? Oh, really? 1159 01:15:29,982 --> 01:15:30,749 - Stop it. 1160 01:15:31,917 --> 01:15:33,485 Stop! - Yeah. 1161 01:15:33,585 --> 01:15:34,386 Martel! 1162 01:15:35,254 --> 01:15:36,955 This fucking guy knows Derek! 1163 01:15:37,056 --> 01:15:38,123 - No, I... 1164 01:15:38,223 --> 01:15:38,991 - Give me your phone. 1165 01:15:39,091 --> 01:15:40,693 Give me your phone. 1166 01:20:22,541 --> 01:20:23,575 - Whoa! 1167 01:20:26,845 --> 01:20:27,813 Oh gosh. 1168 01:20:27,913 --> 01:20:29,114 Get away. 1169 01:20:29,215 --> 01:20:29,982 Get away. 1170 01:20:30,082 --> 01:20:30,882 Come on. 1171 01:20:33,453 --> 01:20:34,486 Oh. 1172 01:20:35,355 --> 01:20:36,189 - Are you gonna... 1173 01:20:36,289 --> 01:20:37,089 Get out. 1174 01:20:37,190 --> 01:20:38,757 Everybody back out. 1175 01:22:00,005 --> 01:22:02,175 - "Dear, Jeremy. 1176 01:22:02,275 --> 01:22:04,142 "I love you. 1177 01:22:07,180 --> 01:22:09,648 "Always know that 1178 01:22:11,217 --> 01:22:15,887 "I did not do anything 1179 01:22:18,857 --> 01:22:23,362 "because of anything 1180 01:22:24,564 --> 01:22:28,867 "you that, you did." 72942

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