Original subtitles

- Oh.

I forgot my keys on the bus.

And definitely forgot my Three Musketeers bar too.

- Why do you care?

- Favorite candy bar?

- No, your keys.

- My keys are my keys.

- So what?

- Well, I got my front door key.

Garage key.

Bike lock key, shed key.

- Yeah, but why do you care about your keys at all?

- They're my keys.

I wish I had basketball right now.

I love dunkin'.

Oh!

I think I lied, dude.

I don't think any of these is gonna be left

by the time we get to the bottom.

- I love chips, dude.

You know who loves chips even more than me?

Jeremy.

He turned five last week.

He was at a birthday party just eating chips.

I never thought I'd have a kid who loved chips.

Nice shoes, man.

Nice shoes, dude.

I told you, this was gonna be hardcore, man.

You didn't even bring proper pants.

Oh.

But no.

Clarence Bates.

I mean, he used to be way cooler,

but he was the guy who'd go fishing,

and he'd catch a bunch of,

just a whole lot of carp.

And carp suck because they're like bottom feeders.

And so he'd come out in the woods,

and he dump all the carp in a big pile.

And then...

Oh man.

Marty, I can't even hear you, dude.

Are you talking?

Oh, you're right there.

And he'd pour all these piles of carp out in the woods.

Oh, let's go this way, man.

Oh.

And they get all stinky and rotten.

Come on, dude.

Come on.

And then, like, kids...

Kids would like find them after school

and then take them home.

And tell their mom they want fish for dinner,

'cause they found them at the carp pile.

But now Clarence sucks.

Oh.

Samurai walk.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

It's right up here. I'm telling you,

this is definitely the spot for it.

You are gonna lose your brain, dude.

This is gonna be so awesome.

Chad Arlt's cousin put this out here like,

I don't know, a long time ago.

And I know this right here.

I know this right here.

Right here, dude.

Right here.

Yep.

Check it out.

Like, right in here.

Like...

Hold on a second.

Give me like, one minute, dude.

- No, we don't have time to look for your bullshit.

- This will be worth it.

You are gonna love this the most of anybody.

Hold on.

Ah, man.

Hold on, dude.

Ah, crap.

Where are we?

Marty, one second.

Hold on.

This might not be the right spot.

Just wait, dude.

No, we're due East.

We're due East. Definitely.

Nope.

You were wrong again.

Wrong spot.

This way.

My name is Derek Skiba and you're watching Faces of Death.

- They don't do intro.

- Oh my gosh.

Marty, I'm just, I'm rolling right now.

Don't say anything, okay?

Just let me do this.

Take two.

My name is Derek Skiba and you're watching Faces of Death.

And I'm gonna get a bottle rocket in my face.

Oh, Marty, when I point to you, you shoot the bottle rocket.

- It's not gonna kill you.

- Oh.

Haven't you ever seen Faces of Death?

Not everybody dies in it.

They get, like, sometimes it's just like,

cool, weird injuries, man.

That's what this is.

I point to you, you shoot the bottle rocket,

you don't have to say anything.

- Whatever, man.

- Take three.

My name is Derek Skiba, and you're watching Faces of Death,

and I'm gonna get a bottle rocket in my face.

Dude!

You almost got me.

Marty, you got to check this out, man.

This is gonna be really cool.

Hell yeah.

Aw.

Hey Marty, real quick, look.

Aw!

This one's pretty cool.

Hey, check this out.

Look at what I did right here.

- What?

- It's pretty cool.

Yeah. - Oh.

- Here we go!

I'm done with that!

Come on.

This is a cool spot, man.

Oh yeah.

This would be a good spot to look for it.

I wanna get up here, though.

- Oh, come on.

- Yeah, help me up.

Come on, help me up.

Come on.

You know, hold my foot, lift me up.

Come on.

Ready? One, two.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, this is a good place to look.

This is a good place to look.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. - Come on.

I'm wet and cold.

Miserable.

- Huh?

I told you.

Pack appropriately.

Not that stuff.

- Yeah, well we'd be there by now

if we didn't have to stop every five minutes

for your nonsense.

- You said you were gonna come on this trip for me.

This is part of the deal, man.

- No, I said no such thing about that.

- We are on a camping trip and we're gonna have a fire

and we're gonna have a tent

and we're gonna make food tonight.

That's part of the deal, man.

No, it's not gonna be a fucking fire, man.

- Come on up here.

Come on up here, this is cool.

Oh, Marty, this.

Come on.

I'm still trying to find our directions.

I think you're going the wrong way.

I think you're definitely going the wrong way,

Marty. Oh.

That might be the right way.

That might be the right way.

Help me down.

Marty!

I'm stuck!

Ah.

Ah!

Marty, can you please help me, dude?

Marty, what are you doing, man?

Whoa, what's that?

Can you at least help start a fire?

Please?

You'd be good at that.

- What?

- I said you're good at building a fire.

You know about fire.

- The fuck is that supposed to mean?

- What do you think it means, man?

You know about fires.

It's kind of the reason we're out here.

- Shut the up!

- Okay.

Okay.

Chill out.

This is a relaxing camping trip.

This is part of the deal.

You helped me set up camp.

We have a cool time.

And if you're not gonna help me,

I'm not gonna let you sleep in here with me.

Oh my gosh.

Where are the stakes, dude?

I gave you the stakes bag.

I have a stomach ache too, man.

I shouldn't even be doing this with a stomach ache.

You don't have a stomach ache.

I have a bad stomach ache, dude.

Oh.

Oh.

Yep. That ought to do it.

That's gonna catch.

Definitely.

Yep.

Yep.

Oh, I just gotta add.

Oh, come on, man.

Oh.

Hold on, dude.

It's gonna be...

Don't rush me.

Just don't rush me.

Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Maybe you're not the only one

who knows how to start a fire around here.

Yes.

Where's all the cardboard, Marty?

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, look at that.

Look at that.

That's gonna catch.

That's gonna catch.

Yep.

Is it, is it catching on your side?

Marty?

You should be helping.

Damn it.

Oh yeah, this isn't so bad.

You see my Jager Grail, right?

You want a drink?

Mm.

Mm.

Hmm.

I love my Jager Grail.

I was, I was wondering,

I was thinking last night like,

you were in there for a long time

and like, do they have...

They have like, those cool weight benches

with the big, those big heavy weights and stuff

and like, anybody could use those?

- Yes.

- I didn't know that if I went in there, man,

I would get ripped.

It's like all I'd ever do, man.

Just be, just...

Mm.

Mm.

Getting ripped.

And you probably...

Did you, you probably took showers

with like big guys with cool tattoos

and scars and big penises and stuff?

- Yes.

- Can I do a little show for you?

I'm gonna do a little show for you.

I've been. Okay.

Okay.

Oh.

Come on.

Dude, they weren't even plugged in!

Oh.

Oh.

Oh no.

I had a little show.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on, Marty.

Okay.

Marty, can you hear this?

Here we go.

It's gonna start.

Here we go, here we go.

♪ I'm not the one who's so far away ♪

♪ When I feel the Jager enter my veins ♪

♪ Never did I wanna be here again ♪

Skipping.

Skipping.

Oh I know what I need.

Mm.

Ah.

♪ Jager enter my veins ♪

This is cool, dude.

This is what I've been waiting for, dude.

This is what I'm gonna miss about life.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Check this out, Marty.

Check this out.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You know what this is from.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

♪ Semen ♪

♪ Semen ♪

♪ Semen, semen ♪

♪ I'm coming back again ♪

Here we go.

♪ I'm not the one who is so far away ♪

♪ When I feel the Jager into ♪

I lost it again.

Dude, hold on.

♪ I'm not the one who's so far away ♪

♪ When I feel the Jager enter my veins ♪

I lost it again, dude, hold on.

Oh.

I got to go to bed.

I got to go to bed.

Oh, I'm gonna sit right here.

I'm gonna sit up.

Oh.

Oh.

Thanks for coming, dude.

This was...

Thank you, dude.

I needed this, man.

I needed this so big time.

I really need this, man.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

I'm gonna go night.

I'm gonna go night.

Let's go to bed, Marty.

Let's go to bed.

Come on.

Oh.

Okay.

This is gonna be amazing, dude.

This is definitely it.

Definitely.

Oh dang.

Dang.

Oh.

I told you, I told you, I told you.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Oh.

It's like that one Indiana Jones movie.

Oh yeah.

Look at this, dude.

Here, look

You're looking at this?

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, this is nasty.

Oh, look, dude!

- That's what you've been looking for?

- Yeah.

Chad Arlt's cousin did this.

Oh.

Nasty!

Nasty.

Oh.

Oh, this is raunchy!

Look.

Whoa!

That was kind of cool.

I mean, okay, I got.

Okay, I got a better one.

I got a better one.

These are called Black Mambas.

Watch yourself on this one, dude.

Like plastic, dude.

Everywhere. You ready?

You should cover your ears too.

This is big time.

Here we go, dude.

Oh!

Well...

Yeah, that kind of sucked.

- Give me your Jager Grail.

- What?

- Just give it to me.

- Why?

- You drink Jager out of it, right?

You named it your Jager Grail?

- Yeah.

- Well, are you gonna drink Jager ever again?

Tomorrow?

Ever?

- Well- - Come on.

- That's my Jager Grail, dude.

That's 45 bucks.

- So?

It doesn't matter.

- This is my Jager Grail, dude.

What are you doing, dude?

Whoa, what is that?

- I made it.

- Let me see that.

I can tell you made it.

It's got glue on it and stuff.

It's heavy, dude.

What is this, like a M-80?

How many did you make?

- Three.

One for now, two for later.

- Whoa!

Oh, you asshole.

Oh.

I thought that was gonna be hot.

- That's the one.

- What do you mean, the one?

- You know.

- Oh.

- Show me.

Let's practice.

One, two, three, light.

- My Jager Grail, dude.

- Derek, show me.

- Okay, I know, I know.

I know. - Do you?

- Yeah.

- All right, one, two, three, light.

- One, two, three, light.

- Yeah. Show me.

Oh yeah.

One, two, three.

Do it again.

- One, two, three, light.

- You got it? - One, two, three, light.

- Yeah, one, two, three, light, one, two, three, light.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You sure?

All right, yeah...

Derek, what is this?

- I'm peeing, Marty!

- Derek, what the fuck is this?

- What are you talking about?

- These pink ribbons.

What are they?

- I don't know. The guy who owns this place,

he put them on there.

The DNR-

- The guy who owns the land put them here?

I saw you put them on here.

What the fuck are they?

Is this so you can find your way back?

- I put it there in case you wanted to find your way back.

- Well, I'm not going back.

- Well, I'm not going back.

- Well then, take it off.

- Fine.

- I'll strangle the fuck out of you right now.

- You'll strangle me?

If you strangle me, how are you gonna do it by yourself?

- Do what?

- You know.

- Say it.

- You still owe me money.

- For what? - I paid your bail.

The 700 bucks, and you said you'd pay me back.

And if you don't go to your court thing,

I'm not gonna get that back.

- Well, I'm not going to court.

- Well then you owe me money, man.

- Okay. You don't get it.

The money doesn't matter anymore.

The fucking Jager Grail doesn't matter anymore.

Nothing matters anymore.

- I know that.

It's still 700 bucks, though.

Marty, what are you doing?

That's my stuff!

That's my stuff!

Oh, cool.

Cool.

Break my $75 tent, plus my Jager Grail.

That's like over a hundred bucks and the bail.

You owe me like a thousand now.

Good luck paying me back, you creepy felon, motherfucker.

Don't you fight me!

Don't you fight me!

Ow! Fuck!

Woo!

Marty.

Oh.

Woo.

Whoa!

Look, dude.

We made it!

The ocean.

- No, this is the lake.

- I know, just...

I just wanted to call it the ocean, man.

Woo.

- All right, well, let's do it.

- Do what?

Oh, wait, no, wait, wait.

We're gonna do it on the beach.

- Yeah, we're on the beach.

Here we are.

- No, no, no.

On the beach.

You promised.

- Down there?

No, what have we gotta go down there for?

- Oh yeah.

- Fuck.

- Oh.

Oh yeah, .

Woo!

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

One last swim.

Let's do it.

Woo!

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Oh.

Ohh.

Ah.

Ah, woo!

♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪

♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪

Come on, dude!

Come on, one last swim!

Oh, come on.

Woo!

It's freezing, dude!

Come on!

Come on!

Ah.

Ah!

Marty.

Okay, man.

You're missing it.

You're missing out.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Ha.

Ha.

I was thinking about something cool last night.

What if instead

we get like, we get a crotch rocket?

Like we buy a crotch rocket, like a really cool one?

Whatever.

And we both get on it.

You can drive if you want.

And then, and then I'll get on the back,

and we just get in that sucker...

Hoo.

And we just go...

Just like, like 150 miles an hour down the street

and just whap right into a store or something.

That might be really cool, dude.

- Last Gatorade.

- Fine. Go for it.

- No going back now.

- I was also wondering,

okay, do you know that if the police don't say,

"you have the right to remain silent

"and it can be used against you",

like if they forget to say that

or they didn't say that to you, then you're clear.

- No, I'm guilty.

- Okay.

What if, and like,

what if we just sit here for a little bit

and then like this big ocean liner comes by

and we just swim out there like mad,

just huff it, jump on that sucker,

and then just wherever it takes us, it takes us

and we get like, change our names,

get some cool new clothes, hang out with some cool chicks,

and we've got like a whole new life.

- I'm guilty.

- Okay.

That was pretty fucked up what you did, man.

And I don't know.

You know, Joe Domingo's dad used to work there,

and he went the next day to help him clean up,

and he said it was just like melted tire rubber everywhere.

Like it melted into the sidewalk and into the streets

and, and people who saw the fire that day said,

it was like a mushroom cloud, just black.

And, and that could probably, that probably somebody said

like, put like a little new hole in the ozone layer.

But anyway, that I, I can't believe you did that, man.

Like, why would you do that?

- I didn't mean to.

- You don't think that we can go to hell for this, right?

- No.

- Why not?

- Because hell doesn't exist.

- Oh, come on, man.

You don't know that.

You don't know that.

- I do.

God told me.

- Oh, come on, man.

That doesn't...

When did you see God?

Did you see him in jail?

- Mm-mm.

When I was a kid, I was digging in my backyard

and he was like way down there.

- And you asked him that.

- Yeah.

And he told me, there's no hell.

Mm-hmm.

- Well, I don't know because I saw, I saw this documentary,

like a real documentary on CBC.

And this guy got in this sick car accident.

So nasty.

He was just like, oh, out.

But they still took him to the hospital

and he was still just, eh, just totally out.

And then like an hour later, he woke up,

and they were like, "Oh, hey".

And he's like, "Hey."

And they're like, "Are you okay?"

He said, "Where am I?"

And they said, "You're at the hospital."

And he said, "Whoa.

"Because I thought I was still in hell."

This guy he said for...

He said it was like forever,

but it was only an hour that he was in hell.

And he said that it wasn't like burning and screaming.

It was just like he was sad

and everybody was sad and nervous.

Can you imagine that?

Being nervous forever?

Oh.

- Are you ready?

- Oh.

- Come on.

- Wait a second, wait a second.

Just give me one second.

Give me one second.

Just give me one second, man.

Just one more minute.

Oh.

I dunno if I can do it, man.

I have a kid.

And I-I didn't do any of the cool stuff before he was born.

And I see you got this cool tattoo and I didn't get a tattoo

and I didn't get a quad or snow machine or jet ski.

And what am I supposed to say,

"Hey Jeremy, I don't have $150 for you

"because I got a tattoo."

And you don't get it.

And now he's got like a cool new dad

who I don't even know his name 'cause he won't tell me.

And he's got this, like cool "Fast and Furious" car

that's like, lime green.

And I know that Jeremy thinks that's cool,

but Jeremy doesn't even tell me about that.

And, and I just,

I just got all this fucked up shit to say about him.

Like, I don't know.

I spanked him when he was six months old

because I was frustrated and I didn't know what to do.

That's why he's like that.

And that's why Lynn is probably such total bitch

and she won't ever let me see him.

Even when it's my weekend,

she'll take him 'cause it's like a cool trip

or like practice,

and I don't even know what practice is,

she won't even tell me what practice means.

And...

I don't know.

She just, she ripped me off.

She just ripped me off, man.

They all just fucking rip me off.

Ah, ah.

They rip me off, dude.

Everybody just fucking rip me off!

And I don't know.

I don't know, man.

I don't know.

Oh.

Ah, ah.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh my gosh.

Oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh, head's all...

Thank you, man.

I think I just needed to say some of that stuff.

Thanks for listening to me and just talking me through that.

Oh, whoa.

Yeah, I've been off.

I've been off my meds for about a week,

and I haven't felt like that in a long time.

I just think I needed a good buddy to...

Oh, to talk to.

I feel stupid.

I wrote, I wrote Jeremy...

I don't know if you wrote anything, but I,

I wrote him a letter.

I should just, I should just make a video right now.

That'd be a lot cooler.

He'd like that.

Tell him some of this cool stuff.

What are you doing, man?

Oh.

Marty. Wait.

Oh no.

Oh.

Oh, no, no, no, no.

We shouldn't do this.

We should not do this.

- Hold still.

- No. - Yeah.

- Oh, you gotta listen to me, man.

- No. - Marty, I'm cool now.

- No.

- No, no, no, I'm cool.

I'm cool.

I feel better.

I think I feel better.

- Yeah, you feel better now.

But tomorrow you're gonna feel bad again.

So just hold still.

Hold tight.

- Oh.

Oh.

Picture here.

- Derek, look at me.

Is that on good?

- I dunno.

- Derek!

- I can't do it.

I don't know.

- Derek. No.

Hey, we're doing this.

We're doing this, okay?

- I can't do it.

- We're doing it. - I can't do it.

- Yeah, we are. - I'm gonna throw up.

- No you're not. - I'm gonna throw up.

- No, we're doing it now.

Come on. Come on.

Derek, now! Let's go!

- I can't do it!

- Derek, come on!

- Okay. Okay.

- Alright. Got it.

Derek, remember what we talked about.

Derek.

Derek.

Look at me.

You remember, okay?

All right. All right.

One, two, three, light?

Okay. Okay, Derek.

I'll tell you how we do it.

One, two...

Derek.

Derek, come on.

Derek.

We're doing this now, okay?

All right.

No!

No, Derek. - Okay.

- One, two, three, light.

Okay, okay.

All right, I'll tell you how we do it.

One, two...

Derek.

Derek, come on.

Derek.

We count on it.

One, two, three, light.

All right?

All right?

One, two, three, light.

Derek.

Get on here.

Okay.

One, two, three, light.

- Uh-huh.

- Come on.

One, two, three, light.

Hey, one more.

One, two, three, light.

All right?

- Okay. Okay.

- Okay.

One, two, three, light.

Okay, Derek.

Derek, you got it.

All right. Okay.

Derek, look at me.

Okay. Okay. - Uh-huh.

- I got you right here.

Right here, all right. - Uh-huh.

- Two, three, light.

Okay? All right.

You got it?

Right here.

Right here.

Okay?

One, two, three, light, right here!

- Uh-huh. - All right.

All right.

Derek!

This is what we're doing!

One, two, three, light!

You get it? - Uh-huh.

- You get it?

- Okay. Okay. - All right.

One, two, three, light!

Right here.

Okay? - Uh-huh.

- One, two, three, light, right here.

- Uh-huh.

- All right, here we go, buddy.

- Uh-huh.

- Come on, Derek.

Come on, Derek!

Right here, one, two, three, light!

Pull it.

I don't want to do it, please.

Here, you are gonna do it.

- I know.

- Yeah.

- One, two, three, light.

I can do it.

I can do it.

I can do it.

- One, two...

Right here!

One...

Derek, get up!

Get up.

Okay. - Okay.

I can do it!

I can do it!

I can do it!

- One, two, three, light.

- I'm sorry!

I can't do it!

I can't do it!

- Derek!

Derek.

Derek?

Derek!

Derek!

Derek!

Derek.

- With a record like yours,

you might get out in four, four and a half.

- Fine.

Good.

- What?

- I'll do 10.

Should probably just stay in there.

- Since when?

- I'm guilty.

- What aren't you telling me?

What don't I know?

Okay.

Hey, just go in and stand there.

Don't say anything.

I'm not representing you up there.

I'm representing me.

I've got one last trick,

and I don't want you fucking up my life too.

- What trick?

- Because of your attorney's...

How should I put this?

Familiarity with the Supreme Court's interpretation

of MCL 750.72.

She's found for you what the public

derisively refers to as the proverbial loophole.

Based on defense counsel's compelling argument.

I'm left with no choice,

but to grant a dismissal of both counts of arson

and one count of trespassing.

Now, to remind you, young man,

you're still on probation from earlier,

unrelated convictions.

Accordingly to my dismay, the dismay of the victims,

and quite frankly, to the dismay of society as a whole,

the defendant is free to leave.

Thank you, Your Honor.

- This court is in recess.

- What?

- All rise. - The thing.

- Who?

- Shh.

Quiet.

- I'm guilty.

I'm guilty.

- Hey Dad, I'm right here.

Dad.

Dad.

Dad, wake up.

Come on.

- It smells like shit in here.

Are you still here?

- I got off.

- Dumb fucks.

Pull the plug.

Pull the goddamn plug!

♪ Found release locked away ♪

♪ No values anymore ♪

♪ Nowhere to turn, wasted away ♪

♪ Build it up high ♪

♪ The further to fall ♪

♪ Right down on you ♪

♪ Wasting away ♪

- Hey, Dad.

- What?

- How you feeling?

- Like shit.

- Can I show you something?

- Where's my milk?

- Oh, it's on the top,

but you already drank it at nine o'clock

and you're not supposed to have it before you go to bed, so.

I have this videotape I really want to show you.

- What?

- It's this thing I did.

Well, Derek and I did it.

We went on this really cool camping trip-

- Is he, is he your boyfriend?

- He's just really cool guy that I'm friends with.

He's my best friend.

And he's got this kid named Jeremy who's like really cool.

But, you know, like, I just made it.

It's about a minute long.

- What is it?

- Here.

Just, I think, I think I could be in trouble for it.

- For what?

- Well just watch.

It's just a, it's just a minute.

Come on, Dad.

- Who the hell are you?

- Can I help you?

- Hey.

Yeah, I was wondering if there was someone,

or if it's okay that maybe I could talk to someone

about something that was weird that I saw.

- Are you here to see someone in particular?

- Like a cop or a police officer?

Hey.

- What can I help you with?

- Actually, I just kind of just want to look around.

Is that okay?

- Excuse me.

- Do you know Derek Skiba?

- Me?

No, I don't know.

- Is there a Derek Skiba in your system?

Like a missing person?

- Do you know his middle name or his address?

- No.

I don't see anyone in here.

Do you know his date of birth?

- I didn't know...

I don't know him well.

He's from here.

Can you maybe just check one more time?

- How does this concern you?

- I, I thought I just heard about a guy who is named that,

and now he's missing, and I...

It's just a little fucked up that you guys

don't know anything about it, but-

- Do you want to file a missing persons report?

- No.

I'm sure, I'm sure he's fine.

But like, I wouldn't be in trouble if,

if I were to find him or see him or anything, right?

- Sounds like we need to file a missing person's report.

- Yeah, maybe.

Wait.

Well just put it in the report or whatever it is

that his name is Derek Skiba.

- Just give me one second.

Let me go get someone.

- Or, well, I mean, if you don't.

- Okay, can I start with your name?

- Is everything cool?

It's okay if I tell you some stuff?

- Let's start with your name.

- Great. Because he works at

First Federal Mortgage.

He does like paperwork things-

- Your name, please.

Do you have an I.D.?

- Hey, do you have an I.D.?

- I did.

But this is all, this, it's more about, you know-

- So you know someone who hasn't been seen in a while?

How long and when was this person last seen?

- I, I don't really know him that well.

I just...

I heard that some people around here

that were talking about him-

- What is your name?

- Martin.

Jackitansky.

- Marty, right?

- Yeah.

- The tire shop? - Yeah.

- You can't come here for bullshit like this.

- What?

- Leave. Now.

- Look, I have this-

- Go!

- Okay, look, I know, but I-I just,

you should take a look at it.

- I will have you professionally escorted.

- Okay, I'm...

I'll go.

But please, somebody has to at least look at this.

Just look at the fucking tape!

Do you want to-

- Go!

Out.

- Hi.

What are you up to?

- Why do have a shovel?

- Sandcastles.

- Are you going to the beach?

- I think so.

My name is Marty.

Is yours Jeremy?

- Yes.

- Yeah.

Yeah, I know your dad.

- You do?

- Yeah.

And he's a really cool guy.

A great guy.

My best friend.

- Where is he?

- Your dad?

- Yeah.

- I haven't seen him in a while.

I think he's in Florida.

- Why?

- Well, I don't know, I think he just

wanted to think about some things.

Just needed some time alone.

Some dads are like that.

- Is your dad in Florida, too?

- Well, he's probably,

probably gonna go there soon, I think.

- Why?

- I don't know.

People just go to Florida sometimes.

- Are you going to Florida too?

- Not anymore.

Not yet, anyway.

I'm going to a place that I used to live at.

- The beach?

- No, after that.

It's a place where they give you pancakes on Thursday.

- Cool.

- Yeah, it's pretty cool.

It's a lot easier in there than it is out here.

- How long?

- How long am I gonna live there?

- Yes.

- Probably forever.

And then I'll go to Florida.

Hey, look, Jeremy, I gotta give you something, okay?

- Okay. - All right.

You know, just don't tell your mom, all right?

Just hide that in your closet or whatever.

- This like a million dollars?

- It's almost a thousand.

And here, this is from your dad.

He wrote it for you.

Same thing, just hide it in your closet.

Wherever.

Just keep it safe.

You can read it when you're older.

- What is it?

Is it funny?

- I don't know.

Maybe.

I didn't open it.

Just make sure you hide it with the other stuff, all right?

- Okay.

- Can I help you?

- He gave me money.

- What?

Why are you talking to my son?

Get inside, Jeremy, now.

- Sorry.

I'm friends with Derek.

- What?

You know know Derek?

Do you...

Do you see him?

- I, not really.

Not anymore.

- Where is he?

You know, he can't just stop answering his phone.

He owes us a lot of fucking money.

And if he thinks he can run away, I will fuck him up.

I will absolutely fuck that guy up.

- I will give him that message if I see him.

- You should, you should give him a call.

- What?

- Call him now.

- With what?

- Your fucking phone, dumb ass.

- I don't have a phone.

- Oh bullshit!

- I, I don't.

I don't...

Whoa, seriously?

- Give it to me!

Give it to me! - I don't have a phone.

- Martel!

- No, I-

- Oh really? Oh, really?

- Stop it.

Stop! - Yeah.

Martel!

This fucking guy knows Derek!

- No, I...

- Give me your phone.

Give me your phone.

- Whoa!

Oh gosh.

Get away.

Get away.

Come on.

Oh.

- Are you gonna...

Get out.

Everybody back out.

- "Dear, Jeremy.

"I love you.

"Always know that

"I did not do anything

"because of anything

"you that, you did."