All language subtitles for Trollied s05e08

Heard something.

I think she'll just stop that now.
Valko!

From booze to biscuits.

Red Hot Dales.

Load to two for one.

The finest butchers, the freshest meat.

Friendly staff, always happy to help. Am
I getting paid for this? Don't forget

the Valko tick.

Everyone always gets it wrong, it's
definitely that way. I love the Valko

Tick serves you right.

Valko serves you right.

Whatever.

Congratulations, people.

We have made it to the half century.

And to celebrate this most auspicious of
occasions, Valco Warrington is going to

party like it's 1965.

Who are you, men of bay?

Well, that's a bit of an in -joke, Lisa.
A Valco in -joke.

Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be...
Peter Ballard, the Valco manager of

1965 to 1977.

So without further ado, I'm going to
hand you over to my glamorous assistant,

Daniel, who will run you through the
day's schedule.

Just a little something I stole from
Gavin's wardrobe.

But seriously, please, guys, don't leave
me alone on this. There's wigs and

psychedelic shirts and stuff in the
canteen.

Do we have to?

Yes, well, in fact, you do have to,
Elisa, because it's just a bit of fun.

The treasure hunt is going to start at
1, so we'll be expecting a surge of

customers around lunchtime. Okay, what's
the prize?

Well, I'm afraid that is top secret, but
all I will tell you is that it is

financial, and it has a lot to do with
the date that we opened.

Wicked. I'll be having that. No, I'm
afraid that that is, well, that's for

customers only.

The rest of you, just open those doors
and let them in!

I must say, that is a fantastic costume.

I've not changed yet.

Of course you haven't.

Come on, chop -chop, Barbarella.

You're on top form today, Gavin.

Well, who wouldn't be when the
supermarket has a milestone birthday?

I just wondered, you know, that stuff
you've shown last week.

Oh, no, no, forgotten.

No, Walter under the bridge.

Cars over the flyover, really.

As long as you're all right, Captain.

Well, thanks very much, Katie.

At least I didn't follow across the
entire country.

Let's go and check on those rotors.
Yeah.

Wow.

Work relationships are a nightmare.

Tell me about it never again.

Never again.

I need to... Just, yeah.

It might be our birthday, but today the
gifts are on us. Look out for selected

products marked down for one day only to
£19 .65.

That's right, we're putting the happy
into happy birthday.

A look of flipping stupid.

Oh, don't be such a party pooper. I
should have been sure, not Sonny. I've

my skin tones.

Come on, get it on.

And the moustache.

You look amazing.

So, Margaret, what was life like back in
the 60s? Well, do you know, I can't

really remember, Harry, to be honest.

Well, you know what they say, if you can
remember the 60s, you weren't really

there. Well, where was I?

Just a saying, Margaret.

And anyway, you don't remember, so you
were there.

Oh, good.

What about you, Brian?

Where were you in the 60s? I was a baby,
mate. Baby pharmacist?

No, just a baby.

I have done other stuff, you know. This
isn't my only achievement in life.

Like what other stuff?

Well... Will you put me on the spot now?

Mushrooms.

That's it. I was on mushrooms in the
60s. It's all coming back to me now.

Seriously? Won't be what you're
thinking.

My goodness, they were some very dark
days indeed, Harry.

You just don't look retired. Wait until
she's finished.

Huddle together in that barn.

Wait for it. Oh, yes, we packed them all
in that factory, Harry.

Clothes cup, button.

And order is restored.

It's a wonder we managed anything with
all the LSD we were taking.

Wow. And, uh, whatever they say, you're
bringing those boots home.

All right, Austin Powers. Give me a
kiss.

Woo! Colin and Lisa, sitting in the
tree. K -I -S -S -I -N -G.

Your boyfriend has a... No.

Gross. Yuck. Double yuck. I did have one
once, though. He used to pick me up in

his car and we'd just, like, go driving
around, talking.

But he was always testing me.

Oh, I hate that.

If I don't really have to read all the
signs, then I'll be like, come on, I

don't like it. Yeah, totally. Mate, are
we doing it or not, right?

Yeah, and then I'd shout, I'd break, and
I'd have to slam on the brakes and

stuff.

Right. Right, so more of a driving
instructor than an actual boyfriend,

Yeah. Yeah.

Listen, Vanessa, I'm just letting you
know as a courtesy, if nothing else,

right? I do wish you'd rein in that
effing and jeffing.

No, I don't think it's too soon,
actually. Well, she is my girlfriend.

But if you must know, I was hoping to
ask her today.

Well, that's very graphic.

Yes, and I'm not sure that's even
possible.

Hey, why is he around without a roof? I
don't get it.

I don't know, but... If I'd have been
without a roof, I'd be well annoyed.

Linda, I think Neville's going to
propose.

What? I just heard him talking to his ex
on the phone, asking her to sign

something because he's going to ask you
today.

Sure. I heard it.

Oh, my God, Sue, what am I going to do?

I can't marry Neville.

Me?

How did you know that Colin liked you,
Lisa?

Oh, he undid me bra in the dinner queue
while we were waiting for lattice fries.

Because I find it really hard to know if
a man is into me or not. Just when

you're thinking, is he the one?

They go and mess it up by telling you,
they only came to read the gas meter and

please can they go home now?

What are you two on about?

Heather wants a blow.

Nice. Do you want us to set you up with
someone?

We should get you on Tinder.

Are you on Tinder then, Katie?

Might be.

You? Might be.

I don't understand what I'm looking at.
Right, basically what you do is you look

at their faces and if you give them one,
swipe right.

And if you wouldn't touch them with
hers, left.

That seems so mean, though.

Hang on. Is that... What is?

I'll kill him!

Whilst the orders of pork pies have
almost doubled, the actual sales have

plummeted. Do you see that?

Yeah. Do you know what? I think it's a
management issue, Gav. So just... I've

just got to go and check on the thing.

Oh, right.

Was that Kevin?

Yeah, he's back there.

Back there because he's hiding from me
or back there because he's got a thing

get back there? Hiding.

Definitely hiding.

Right, fine.

Actually, no, it's not fine. Do you
know, it's not fine at all.

Colin! Oh, Lisa, whatever it is, I
did... Lisa, I've forgotten the safe

Ace by 23.

Ring any bells?

Oh.

Ah. How could you?

Lisa, I swear, I was just curious.

Curious? There's only one thing you'd be
curious about, and we're definitely not

doing that now!

Lisa! No!

Come back!

Lisa! No!

Gavin?

Gavin?

Can you please come out? We need to
talk.

Oh, Cheryl, I didn't see you there. I
was just... Oh, Peter Mallard!

Classic. You know no -one else. Hello.

Peter Mallard?

Which isn't the point.

How can I help you?

Look, I, er... I know you're angry and
you've every right to be, but there are

things that I need to say.

Oh, shall we just step inside here only?

These shelves, they're heavier than if
it's personal. Which it is, yes.

Only, er, whatever you do, don't shut
the door.

Katie.

Katie, where's Gavin? The treasure hunt
was supposed to start half an hour ago.

Okay, well, start it.

He's got the, you know, treasure.

Well, get another prize, plant it. I
mean, you know where he keeps his

checkbook. Oh, I don't know.

Is this bloody thing starting or what?

I took him off school for this.

Well, I don't fancy telling him, do you?

Yeah, all right, back in a bit.

Right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and
girl, the Valco birthday treasure hunt

about to start... now!

Come on, Margaret, there must be
something.

You've got three beautiful children.

Not that. I mean actual achievements.

Well, they've all gone on to become
doctors.

You're not helping.

I ran the Warrington half marathon in
six hours, 42.

I did it in five.

And I've got cerebral palsy.

Damn him.

and a half minutes.

Really? It seems so much longer than
that, don't you think?

Of course, at Lauda, we've got an
emergency alarm system.

Have you not got one of those at Valco,
Gavin?

Do you not think if we had, it would
have activated it by now?

I'm just saying.

Maybe you should look into getting one,
that's all.

Well, at Valco, most of our staff know
not to shut the door behind them when

entering a freezer unit.

Fine. Yes, well, fine.

pot pie.

You're eating the pig bit out of it.

Yeah, but look, saved you all the jelly
bit. That's the best bit.

Look, Lise, I swear I just wanted to see
what all the fuss was about. Did you

meet up with anyone? No! I don't believe
it! Right, I swear, it's true.

Okay, look, look at this. Look at this.

Nobody swiped me.

What, no one? No one.

So I thought, right, my phone's on the
blink, so I gave customer services a

bell, don't they said?

You have to change your profile picture
or something.

What a bunch of stuck -up cows. I'd have
totally swiped you.

Would you?

Yeah. Oh, babe.

I could give you a good swiping now if
you fancied it.

I'll leave my boots on.

Oh, that's what I'm talking about.

How long's it been now?

It's been about 30 seconds from when the
last time you asked. All right, chill

out.

Where?

Chill out.

I was going to say that, that's right.

And I was going to say there's no need
to be so frothy. Oh, that's a great one.

That would have been a real icebreaker.

Oh, nice.

Hello, you.

Hello. Listen, I'm so sorry about the
way it... About my coffee thing and the

email thing and everything. All the
things. I'm sorry about all the things.

But, you know, you were in the wrong
too. You should have trusted... me. Yes,

but you did read my emails and you did
commit an act of industrial espionage.

Makes it sound quite exciting.

I'm sorry.

We were never really the problem, were
we?

Well, I suppose not.

It was everything else out there that
got in our way.

I've missed you so, so much. I've missed
you too, Gavin.

Linda,

wait. There's something I've got to do
first.

Oh, my God, Neville, you're mental.

What? Not here.

My shoelace.

Oh. Oh, right.

Yeah, sorry.

Did you think I was going to propose?

You did, didn't you?

Oh, right, only because she heard you on
the phone to your ex -wife.

Sorry, Neville, but I heard you. Oh,
that.

I was going to invite you to my
daughter's 18th birthday party.

I thought it was time you met the guy.
Oops.

What am I like, eh?

Do the voice again.

You want me to do the voice? Yeah. Okay.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Yeah, you're really bad at that.

Still bad? Yeah.

Colin!

Oi!

Who's in there?

Colin, it's me, it's Gavin. Oh!

Okay, very enough, Gavin.

We'll leave you to it. Open the door.

Go on, Gavin!

What are you doing?

I know, and during the working day,
Gavin, that's bang out of order.

Come on, where shall we go?

Oh, God!

Do you think this is it, Gavin? I mean,
do you think we're going to die in here?

No, no, don't. Well, how could you be so
sure?

Because Neville will be in to pack away
the meat display products in 45 minutes

and 57 seconds.

Oh. Oh, right.

Good.

Would have been quite romantic, though,
wouldn't it?

star -crossed supermarket managers found
locked together in a frozen embrace.

I'd still prefer to get out, if at all
possible.

I meant to ask you, I wanted you to come
in to talk to me about it anyway.

Oh, yes, that.

Right. I, um... I came to say goodbye.

Goodbye? I'm leaving.

You're leaving?

It was only ever a temporary position.

Temporary position?

Sorry, I'll stop that, shall I? Yes, if
you would.

There's a new branch opening in Dudley,
and I'm booked on the 6 .45 train

tonight. Well, now that calls you, come
running.

Oh, come on, Gavin.

Don't pretend you'd be any different if
it was Falco. We've always known there

were four people in this relationship.

You. Me.

Falco. Louder. And foursomes are
complicated.

They always seem like fun at the time,
but the next day always leads to

recriminations and mixed -up underpants.
What a pair we are.

Not the underpants people.

I mean, company, through and through.

Do you know, Catherine, that's what I've
always loved about you.

And is that what this has been?

Love?

Well, I don't know what else you'd call
it.

Is this some kind of con love? I've done
this half three times now.

Well, keep looking, cos you're getting
very warm.

Oh, you took your time. Sorry. Did you
put it in the right place?

I think so, but Gavin's clues are really
random. I'm hot when it's cold, but not

when it's not.

I have no idea.

I found it! I found it!

Thank God for that. Hey, well, gather
around, everyone. Let's see the prize.

I've won £1 ,965.

That's amazing!

Wowzers, that is amazing.

Too amazing.

It's too late now.

Thank you so much. I can't believe...

Well, at least it's over.

What? Come here, you've got lipstick on
you.

Gone now.

Oh, thank you. So, without a complete
reconstruction of his last movements,

come to the only possible conclusion.

Gavin Strong is dead. Gavin's not dead,
man. He's in the freezer section having

a special meeting with that Cheryl. You
know what I'm talking about.

He can't have been in there all day.

We should go see if he's all right.

All dead.

Sorry,

not interrupting, are we? No, no.

No, no, we were just keeping warm.

In a professional manner.

Yes, like penguins. You know, more of a
huddle, really, than a kirk huddle.

That's right, isn't it? Because it
rhymes.

Oh, General, now, listen, take the
envelope.

No, no, no, it's all right, Gavin, I've
sorted it. I found the company checkbook

in your office. Oh, good thinking, that
man. Yes, I'll replace the £19 in cash

tomorrow. Sorry?

£19? Oh, yes, it was a Valco voucher for
£19 .65.

Yeah, Gavin, about that, we may need to
talk you through that a bit later on,

but you two should get out of here and
get warmed up.

Three at last.

Yes, I suppose you are.

Don't worry, I'm not taking you out for
a romantic meal. I'm not going to drop a

ring into a glass of champagne and whip
you off to Paris. Yeah, all right. I get

it. Tonight, it's just you, me and a
fish pie on the sofa.

Again. Great.

Everything OK?

I just feel a bit deflated, you know. I
thought it was the girl he was about to

get proposed to and now I'm not, am I?

Right, and if you were, if I had
proposed, what would you have said? You

hypothetically speaking.

Well, obviously I'd have said no. Right.

Then? But now I don't know, now you
haven't proposed, I think I might think

differently. Oh, you've lost me now.

Why don't you try it and see?

Really?

Now?

Okay.

Neville?

Linda Bernice Stubbings.

Shush about the Bernice. Would you do me
the honour of becoming my wife?

Oh, Neville!

Oh, my God, I can't believe it!

No, no, I won't, but thank you so much
for asking. That is so lovely.

OK, yes, copy that.

That's a bit embarrassing, but hey -ho,
that could work.

Ah, who are you waiting for, you dark
horse?

I took your advice.

It's time I found someone new. Moved on.

Oh, Heather, not again.

Hello. Looking for me?

Oh, Heather.

Have you ever had a driving lesson
before?

Well, not you.

Oh.

Tinder at work?

I wasn't looking for you, necessarily.

Of course you weren't.

You know, we could just do this the old
-fashioned way and talk.

Oh, you're so retro.

I know.

What do you think? Fancy going for a
drink?

A drink or a drink -drink?

Just a drink.

OK, yeah.

It's just because I'm not really ready
to go for a drink, if you know what I

mean.

Weirdly, I actually do.

One more thing. Do you think we can get
changed first? Because I'm not going

anywhere with you dressed like that.
What do you mean? I'm super flat.

You're not super flat. I'm super flat.

I guess we'll have to go by then.

I guess it is, yes.

You know, Gavin, it doesn't have to be
this way.

I could turn down the job and it would
just... stay. What do you think?

Oh, you know what I think.

I think it would make me happier in this
entire world.

Oh, Gavin.

But what about work?

Well, I'll quit and I'll just get a job
here.

Don't. Please, Cheryl. You're getting on
that train to Dudley.

Where you belong.

No, Gavin, no. I don't want to. No, just
listen to me. Cheryl, have you any idea

what you've got to look forward to if
you stay in Warrington?

Well, you're just saying that to make me
go. No, I'm saying this because it's

true. Inside of us, we both know that
you belong in Dudley.

And if that louder opens and you're not
there, you're going to regress it.

Maybe not today, but more than likely
the following day and for some

considerable period of time after that.

But... What about what?

Oh, is that Warrington?

And I've got a job to do here, too,
Cheryl.

Hello. I'm not very good at being noble,
but... It doesn't take much to see that

the problems of two little people just
doesn't add up to a tin of beans in this

crazy business.

Someday you'll understand that.

Well... Goodbye, then.

Gavin,

we're just going to go for drinks if you
want to join us.

I won't.

Thanks, Daniel.

Oh, actually, what the heck.

It is our birthday after all, isn't it?

I think I will.