All language subtitles for Trivia s02e04

Hello, everyone.

Lovely to meet you.

What shall we do? I want to get these
down and get out of here before someone

comes over to commiserate about the
tragic loss of the flick shack.

I am really getting the hang of it.

That's just wild. I guarantee you,
you'll look back on your first couple of

nuttons and you'll wish to hell things
had stayed that way. This has to be our

little secret.

Maybe there'll be something you can do
for me one day.

A little quid pro quo.

George.

So, how are you getting on?

First few weeks of a new job are tough,
huh? You keep putting your foot in it

and making all these stupid mistakes.

Well, what does it do?

Well, not you. When one starts a new
job, one keeps making all these stupid

mistakes. Personally, I think you're
doing as well as can be expected, and

shouldn't let anyone tell you different,
whether it's through your face or

behind your back.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Robbie.

Anyone catch the news this morning?

The government has revised growth
forecasts for next year.

Revised them down?

Way down?

I had you, didn't I?

Yeah, I did.

Seriously, it's all good.

Everything's still moving in the right
direction.

I am really not in the mood for Robbie
today.

Or any of this.

I wish I was at home, watching repeats
of VR.

Am I still love that show?

I'm surprised you knew what she was
talking about, Brian.

Last time we were at the pub quiz, we
found out you'd never heard of Cheers.

Quiz?

You guys do a quiz?

Yeah.

Where? The Blue Swan.

We haven't been for ages. We never did
very well. Correction.

I did very well.

You and Brian were hoping.

The questions never suited me. That's
just because they were questions, Tina.

Maybe we should give it another try.

I'd be up for that.

I would not be up for that.

Lawrence, what about you? Would you be
any patient?

I used to go quite a lot, actually.

But, nah, my girlfriend wouldn't like
it.

I mean, she wouldn't like it if I went
out and left her home alone.

Touched a nerve, have we?

I'm not surprised.

You probably wouldn't be any good
anyway.

I've got to test the baby now. I'm not
ready.

I haven't even packed my bag.

No indication that you're in labour,
Leslie, but your arm is definitely

so it's important that you stay calm.

It's the one and only time to fix that
bloody carpet.

I said I'm going to go wait over here.
It's down the stairs. Oh, no.

Leslie, do you know your baby's sex? I'm
going to kill him.

I don't care.

I'm going to take one of his breasts.
Leslie, listen to me. Do you know your

baby's sex? No.

Why? What's that got to do with it? I'm
just wondering. Are you hoping for a boy

or a girl?

I don't care.

As long as it's healthy.

Yeah, that's the only attitude.

Why don't you take some gas and air?
It'll make you feel better. Take a big

breath.

Good woman. And it's good practice for
labour.

Have you got all your bits yet?

Your car seat, steriliser, all that?

Yeah, the few things.

I saw this really nice changing table.

Oh, no, don't buy one of those. Take it
from me, you'll never use it.

You'll change nappies wherever you
happen to be at the time.

On the floor, on a bed, stuck to the
traffic light, wherever.

It's a waste of money.

Yeah?

You know what you do want to buy,
though? Get as many bales of muglin as

can. Just think of an amount and double
it.

You're welcome.

I don't understand. She called round the
middle of the night and dragged you

into bed.

Yeah. Then proceeded to have her wicked
way with you. I think I cracked a rib.

And left the next day without saying a
word.

No, no, nothing.

Is that not brilliant?

No.

But what's she playing at? If she's into
me, then why are we pussyfooting

around? And if she's not, then why all
the pussyfooting around?

Maybe that's all she wanted.

A woman has needs, Adam.

What about my needs?

What are your needs?

I don't know. I think you do.

You want a real relationship like mine.

Ideally, without all the lying and
sneaking around.

Yeah.

All right, then, Dr. Phil.

So what's my next move?

Just listen to your heart do what seems
right.

That's all you got?

That's what I did. Look at me now.

Oh, yeah?

You're an example to us all.

Thank you.

Now, I have to get back to work.

Where's that going for you? It's not the
job so much, it's the people.

Are you done here? Yeah, thanks. Nice
work for you, Lawrence.

You have to put up with people you don't
like.

Unbelievable.

Here, Susan, I didn't mean you.

Like, I mean, every day's been good, but
today was the best.

Matt was really complimentary.

Charlie, not so much, but I'll win him
round.

How? What do you mean, how?

How will you win him round?

By being impressive and with my natural
charm.

But what if you didn't have any natural
charm?

Of course you'll ring around, Mum.

Sounds to me like you're doing a great
job. All right, Ashton, you're starting

to frighten me with all these
compliments. What's going on?

And all these mysterious texts. Have you
got a wee boyfriend? Is that it?

Oh, my God, you have.

Lauren, she's got a boyfriend.

I haven't, Mum.

You're being silly.

Look at that smile. You haven't smiled
like that in months.

OK. If you must, now there is someone
special.

Someone special.

How many boyfriends have you got? Is
this one just pulling away from the

His name's Roger and he's perfect in
every possible way.

Boyfriends already?

I don't know. It feels like this time
last week you wouldn't leave the house

without your tickle me Elmo.

We're going to the Littlefield Festival
in the summer.

Roger's brother has a spare tent. We're
going to borrow it. No, Ashley. Sorry,

but no way.

What's your problem?

I can't go to Paris.

I can't go to Littlefield.

What do you think, Lawrence?

Leave me out of this, thank you.

No.

I want to know what you think.

Well, Molly, the music thing might not
be the worst idea in the world. The big

field festival is the one to look out
for. The little field is for under -18s,

isn't it? Did you not see the news after
the last one?

Drunken children everywhere, drugs,
math, brawls.

God knows what else.

Lawrence?

I really think it should be okay, Molly,
but we can talk about it closer to the

time. What if I was talking about it
now?

Yeah.

Okay. How about this?

Why don't we invite this young man round
for dinner, Aisling, and your mum can

see he's reasonably clean, and, you
know, he doesn't... doesn't carry a

Fine.

Okay.

What if I could... Coming over, there'll
have to be some rules.

Number one, no jokes about marriage,
making an honest woman of me.

Number two, no jokes about kissing,
making kissy faces. Number three, no

comments about how it was back in your
day.

Number four... Three's enough, thank
you. Fine.

I'll go ring him now and see what it is.

Nice and large, thanks.

Good backing me up there.

Great shrugging, too. Well done.

Proud of you.

Like, Ruth's my flatmate, not my best
friend. I don't know what she's

Honestly, I'd tell you if I did,
especially if it was bad.

Oh, thanks, Tara.

Did she even tell you that we were
together?

Ah, yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, well, at least she's not ashamed.

Well, there you go. Good for you.

I'm sick of all this two -minute, three
-minute game plan.

I'd just like to skip all that and get
to the boring routine.

Well, yeah.

Actually, I'd be up for a bit of boring
routine.

Have you had... a brain parasite?

You know, I could call her.

Ask her what the story is. No more
fluting around. I had fun, she had fun,

are we going to see each other again or
what? Oh, I don't know, Adam. I mean,

you've been on the receiving end of that
phone call more than once in your life.

Am I right?

Yeah. And tell me this, did it make the
caller more attractive to you?

Okay, I see your point.

If I were you, I'd sit tight, and even
if she does make the next move, just

it cool.

There's nothing like desperation to put
a girl off.

Fair enough.

See you later.

Later.

Roger? Hi.

Yeah, come on in.

I feel ridiculous making an effort for a
child. Oi, it's my man you're talking

about.

Hello, Roger.

You look lovely, as usual.

Thanks.

They don't bite.

Don't worry about me.

This is my mum and my Lawrence.

I'm delighted to meet you both.

These are for you.

Oh, they're lovely. Thank you.

It's actually a concardia I can smell.

It is, yeah. I hope that's okay.

Oh, fine.

Yeah.

I like your jacket, Roger. Very smart.

Yes. It's a hand -me -down from my
brother.

He's studying law and training.

Like we need any more lawyers, says you.

Can I? Yes.

This is a really lovely apartment.

Thank you so much.

Let's all sit down, shall we?

All right.

I mean, it's sad to get you down after a
while.

I don't want to have to know what a
subordinated debt holder is, which is

say that I don't feel sorry for all the
businesses that are closing down.

Also, most people that are losing their
job are old and have no skills.

What do you want to do when you grow up,
Roger?

Well, down the line, I want to get into
biotech, so first up will be a degree in

medicine. It's been a passion of mine
since I was young.

When we played soldiers as kids, I
always wound up setting up a medical

performing triage.

Triage.

I wonder where that word comes from.
I'll have to look it up.

It's French.

3 -8, the sort.

I forgot that Ashley mentioned you speak
French.

Yeah, I used to teach it a bit.

But I'm training now to be a paramedic.
Ah, then you and I are alike.

OK, ready?

Why don't we go to my room and listen to
some music? No, hang on a minute. I

don't think that's a good idea.

Oh, come on, Molly. We're not in
Afghanistan.

Listen, we'll leave the door open, and
if you like, you can perform spot check.

Would that be okay?

Come on, Roger. Let's go.

Thank you for a really lovely meal. You
must give me that recipe.

You know what?

I like him. Do you?

Is he not a bit sweet to be wholesome?

A bit oily?

Sweet, oily, if a human being not a part
of the dish. Anyway, thank you once

again for your support.

Why do you keep rolling over for her all
of a sudden?

More shrugging. Great.

Might as well be living with a perched
shoulder.

Right, let's get limbered up here.

Tina, I'll start with you.

Do you know the capital city of Croatia?

I do.

Is it Bucharest?

It is, in its whole.

It's Zagreb.

Idiot.

Brian.

What were the codenames of the five D
-Day landing beaches?

Oma. Ha.

That's all I know.

Juno. Gold.

Sword. Utah.

And? Oma. Ha.

Good man.

In which county would you find the
source of the river Shannon?

Tina. Limerick.

Not the source, the thin end.

Oh, Donegal.

Donnie Gall.

You all have your little specialties, do
you?

Well, I'm a good old rounder. Oh, is
that right?

Tina gets the odd TV one right, mostly
soaps.

And Brian isn't completely useless on
sport.

You're no good to us whatsoever,
Lawrence. Is that right?

I didn't say that.

I used to work in a video shop. Maybe I
could help out on movies.

Change of heart.

All right.

But you better be good.

This is an unexpected pleasure.

Adam, how's it going?

Never better, off the jury.

Well, a little birdie tells me that
you've been asking about me.

Oh, next time I see a little birdie, I'm
going to wring a little birdie's neck.

And you're the one who's been making
booty calls in the middle of the night.

Oh, I don't remember calling. I just
showed up.

So, Camara, what are you doing tonight?

Stuck in here, I'm sorry to say.

All right, well, maybe I'll swing by.

Suit yourself.

Are you happy enough with the red?

I was going

to go for the yellow, but then I
thought, go for the red.

They're lovely, thanks.

Getting lots of flowers lately.

I just wear a lot nicer.

They're perfect, Lauren. Thank you.

Right.

I'm off to meet himself.

We're going to have a look at his
brother's tent. Start making plans for

little field. Hang on, maybe you thought
I was joking or something before, but

just to make it absolutely clear, you're
not going to the music festival. End of

discussion. Yeah, but I am going,
though.

No, you're not. You're too young.

I'm not a kid.

Lawrence, tell her.

Tell her.

Molly, I really think you're
overreacting on this one. It's not like

would be on her own.

Roger would be in the tent with her.

Exactly. I'm away.

Aisling. Are you doing this
deliberately?

I was only doing the old good cop, bad
cop.

I thought we might do better this way
than by ganging up on her.

That wasn't good cop, bad cop.

It was idiot cop, responsible cop again.

I thought when you moved in here I'd
have some help with her.

someone to back me up and take some of
the pressure off.

I just don't understand. Look, you'll
have to see a doctor later. I'm going

to... Florence, I'm trying to have a
conversation with you. An important

conversation. I'm sorry, it's important
to me too, but Dad called earlier on.

He said they really miss having me
around the place.

I thought I'd pay them a little visit,
and you know how early they go to bed.

Wait, Paddy called and said they miss
you?

Yeah.

Paddy did?

They met you?

Yeah.

Okay, fine.

Go on, Sue.

See you later.

What are you

playing

at? I intend to participate in this
evening's quiz.

Oh, yeah? Does Molly know you're here?
No, Mommy.

Molly doesn't know I'm here.

Are you trying to get into the Guinness
Book of Records for most things hidden

from girlfriend?

Adam, I'm taking part in the quiz
tonight, and that's the end of it.

If you want to stop me, you'll have to
bar me from the pub.

Am I taking a seat, or are you having me
ejected?

Okay, everybody ready to go?

It's just a one -off thing, anyway.

I can give up again tomorrow.

Take your damn seat.

What's this, Lawrence?

Are you doing the quiz?

Ladies and gentlemen, this is huge.

Lawrence Duffy is back!

Excuse me.

You, just relax.

All right, here we go, round one.

What is the name of the ruling family of
Monaco?

Grimaldi. No.

No.

It's Rainier.

Prince Rainier III was a member of the
Grimaldi family.

Mm -hm.

Rainier was his given name.

Right. The Grimaldis have ruled Monaco
since the end of the 13th century.

How do you know all that?

I just picked it up.

You share plenty.

I never pick anything.

The odd flu.

Well, that's like a carried away...
Question two.

In the Lord of the Rings movies, what is
the name of the character played by

Sean Bean?

Bama... Fala... Incorrect. You're
thinking of Faramir. Yes, that's him.

incorrect. It's Baramir.

Faramir's his brother. Sean Bean.

You would, wouldn't you, girls?

No?

Just me.

You're dead, right?

If I had a 14 -year -old daughter,
there's no way in hell I'd let her go to

Littlefield. But I thought you just said
it was for younger kids. There's no way

they can supervise the property, though.

Exactly. Thank you, Matt.

To be honest, I've been feeling like a
bit of an old biddy about this. You are

being an old biddy.

I'm telling you, wait till you've been
on the job for a few more weeks. You'll

soon see some things that'll loosen you
up.

Let your daughter have some fun. She
could be taken away from you like that.

Are we having a crack or what? I'm only
telling you the truth.

She's had a very easy introduction so
far, one of these fine days. Please

talk about me as if I'm not here.

And the looming spectre of death
notwithstanding is not going to that

Same again?

Please.

Hi, Fred. What is the name of the
football team that won the European Cup

first five years it was held?

Sports is not really my strong point.

Inter Milan.

I think it's Inter Milan.

Yeah? Team?

Yeah. Sure.

Mind you, I do have a sneaking suspicion
that it was Real Madrid.

Not into Milan, no?

Wouldn't put your answer if you like.

Well?

Into Milan?

No, Lawrence.

Let's go with Real Madrid.

Are we all sure? Yes, put Real Madrid.

You did the right thing.

Yeah. Well done, you.

Bonsoir.

Hey, Ruth.

You showed up. I'm honoured.

What can I say? There was nothing on
telly.

Actually, that's not true. There was
this really good documentary on Amazon.

That's one big river.

Maybe you should have stayed in.

Well, you know, it's on for two hours,
so if I get really bored here, I can

always make a back at the second half.

Listen, I would love to sit around here
and entertain you all night, but I have

a very important VAT return to get in.

Go on, sir.

Okay.

Don't let me distract you now.

I won't.

It's going well.

Mm -hmm.

Do you want to go back to my place after
work?

Yes. I would love to.

Okay, so result time.

In third place, with 77 points, it's
Sorry We Can't Think Of It. I think we

a first or second. It has to be. I've
never got first or second in anything in

my life.

Or third, for that matter. Shut up,
Tina. In second place, with 81 points,

it's Borussia Mönchengladbach.

Well done.

So, in first place, way ahead with 92
points, it's... The

Crack Nut.

So, congratulations to you, Lauren. You
won't see me here again, Duffy.

Fair play to you, Lauren. That was
something to behold.

Thanks, George.

No, I really have to get going.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, come on. Stick around
and have a real drink. If anyone comes

over, ask how we knew all those things.
We won't have an answer.

Yeah, I'd love to.

No, sorry.

I'll see you again tomorrow.

Fair play to us.

Adam, I'm off.

Oh, good night.

Hi, Ruth.

Hi, Lawrence.

Congratulations on the win. Thank you.
Thank you.

You know, a lot of people think Ruth
means pity.

Do they? As in ruthless.

But the two words have completely
different derivations.

The name is biblical.

But the adjective comes from Middle
English.

Oh. Nothing whatsoever to do with each
other. God, mad, isn't it? Bad shit.

Every day's a school day.

I was only being charming.

Yeah, shut up, Adam. He was only being
charming.

Well, yay.

Go work, Tara.

Looks like all the rehearsals paid off.

She practically has all the questions on
us. Really?

I do not. I run through them briefly,
that's all. She uses a hairbrush as a

microphone.

Lawrence, a triumphant return.

Yes, indeedy.

Nice to blow the old cobwebs away.

Okay, I have to go.

Good night, all.

Good night.

Good night. I'm going to head on, too.

You sticking around, Ruth, are you? I
might, yeah.

Right.

See you back at the house, then.

Maybe see you, too, I suppose.

Maybe.

Right.

Hey. Hey, did you get my note?

I did, yeah.

Any crack with the boys?

Not so much. How are you folks?

Good form.

It was nice to get a reminder of how
lucky I am to live here with you.

Is that what I'm always telling you?

I really mean it.

I love you.