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{\pub}{\a1}It's so cold.
Even with my coat on.
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{\a1}Maybe your senator boyfriend
has a blanket in his car
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{\a1}for screwing americans.
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{\a1}Yet another opportunity where a blanket
would have come in handy.
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{\a1}You guys, this has to stop.
Someone could have {\*really }got hurt.
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{\a1}What if Meredith
was taking her smoking break
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{\a1}below that window?
You know what would have happened?
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{\a1}The shards of glass
would have shaved her face{\* right off}.
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{\a1}It might have been funny,
but {\*it }also {\*would have been }incredibly tragic.
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I {\*could not }agree{\* more}.
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And I {\*just }want to state for the record
that I am intending to sue Jim
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{\a1}for acute psychological distress.
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{\a1}What are you talking about?
You're the one terrorizing me.
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{\a1}With snowballs, Jim?
With fluffy little snowballs?
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{\a1}- No, I thought we were just playing.
- Dwight's right.
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{\*What you did}That was dangerous
and inappropriate.
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I'm really surprised at you guys.
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Last time I was here,
you were both best friends.
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{\a1}All this arguing reminds me
of a very funny story.
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{\a1}You see this on my desk?
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Know who gave me this?
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My girlfriend Tara,
who lives in New York{\* city}.
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- Wait, what girlfriend?
- I haven't told you about her.
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I find that unlikely.
You email me when you get a new zit.
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I'm {\*a man }in my {\*mid-}40s, and I still get zits.
I think that's pretty interesting.
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{\a1}But {\*you know what, }I am not on trial here.
The Scranton strangler is.
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So anyway,
we have this great weekend,
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and she drives me to the airport,
and we get to JFK,
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{\a1}but I'm flying out of Laguardia.
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So we laugh{\* and laugh},
and then we spend the rest of the day
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{\a1}walking around slomo drinking latte.
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{\a1}And at the end of the day,
she gives me this,
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and she says: "Michael,
{\*maybe }next time, you should take a cab."
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- I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
- I do. She is.
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Did you see her face?
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{\a1}It seems to me that a person
sitting {\*out there }in the annex
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{\a1}that still has feelings
for Michael G. Scott.
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{\a1}And it ain't Tara.
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{\a1}So you went homemade this year.
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{\a1}Money problems,
is that what this is about?
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{\a1}Dear, {\*I don't think }we can't help you{\* out}.
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{\a1}No. Jim had a great year, actually.
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I just wanted to get your opinion.
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- Are you good at homemade?
- Look at this.
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Who did this?
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{\*It's obvious to me }I'm not welcome here,
but {\*somebody you better }tell me who did this,
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{\a1}or {\*else }I'm leaving.
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{\a1}{\*Well, }I don't think Erin
seems to like you.
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{\a1}That's not true.
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- I don't know her enough{\*to make a decision even}.
- What happened?
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Toby, what did you do?
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{\*I think }Toby's very jealous
of {\*all }the attention you've been getting.
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No, I would never ever
do anything like that.
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But it does seem {\*like something }you would{\* do}.
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Really?
Turn it on me.
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Well, isn't that nice?
Thank you very much.
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Wait, guys, listen.
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Toy Story is all about toys
that come to life
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when people aren't looking.
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You don't think...
It's not possible...
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that Woody did this to himself?
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- It is Christmas.
- No,
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it really seems like
something Michael would do.
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{\*Well, }The fact that you would think that
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points to the possibility
that it is probably not me.
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- And that I have been framed.
- Why{\* would anyone frame you for that}?
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I'm sorry, why are we discounting
the{\*is whole } "Woody came to life" {\*thing }so quickly?
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Surprise!
It was part of the party.
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- Pretty funny, no?
- You think this is funny?
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I don't.
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But someday I think
we will laugh about this...
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- When we tell our kids...
- Yikes.
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- My god.
- All right!
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Holly, I didn't mean to do it.
It was an accident.
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An accident borne
of jealous feelings.
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Michael, you have to let this go.
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I'm with someone else.
I don't feel that way anymore.
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Really?
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You certainly seemed jealous
when I talked {\*told you }about my fake girlfriend.
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- That's what Jim and Dwight thought.
- No, fake girlfriends are {\*always }wrong.
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You made up a fake girlfriend
to see if I'd get jealous?
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And you destroyed a gift
my boyfriend gave me?
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What is the matter with you?
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When you got transferred,
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and I drove you up to Nashua,
you said:
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"Michael, I love you,
but I can't do this."
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But then, with this other guy,
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you don't have any problem
with a long-distance relationship{\*, do you?}.
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And you know what?
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That is what is the matter with me.
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- Michael, I'm sorry.
- And we did this {\*whole }stupid party for you.
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You guys, it wasn't my fault.
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Nothing is ever your fault.
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Just like when you ate
those maple candies
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that you brought for us!
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{\pub}I really think you're better off.
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Erin, would you do me a favor
and find my street clothes for me{\*, please}?
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Is she an amazing cook or something?
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"Hey, Pickles, Merry Christmas.
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"Open immediately.
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Love, Swiss cheese."
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Damn it, Dwight!
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Didn't think your affectionate nicknames
would be your undoing, did you, Jim?
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Let that be a lesson to you all.
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So do they bring in food,
or do you get to go out?
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No, they bring it in.
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You lucky son of a bitch.
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{\pos(192,235)}I have been trying
to get on jury duty
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{\pos(192,235)}every single year
since I was 18 years old.
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{\pos(192,235)}To get to go sit
in an air-conditioned room downtown,
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{\pos(192,235)}judging people
while my lunch is paid for...
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{\pos(192,235)}That is the life.
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Daddy, I'm bored.
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Can I read my book in your office?
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Sure, sweetie.
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Jada, Darryl,
i'm so glad I found you guys.
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A grinch stole the star
from on top of the Christmas tree
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and is hiding it
in the warehouse somewhere.
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You want to go help me find him?
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I am the mean old grinch.
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The little girl
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who wishes
to win back the Christmas star
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must first succeed
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at these challenges.
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That sounds fun and christmasy,
you mean old grinch.
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What kind of challenges?
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Something like an obstacle course,
Mr. Grinch?
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You must answer
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topical political questions.
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"How many congressmen...
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"is the state of Pennsylvania
guaranteed?
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And what other state
has the equal number?"
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I don't know.
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Do you know the other state?
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Maybe the grinch
hid the christmas star,
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and we could ask for clues,
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and he'll tell us
if we're hot or cold.
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The star has been hidden.
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Is the little girl hot or cold?
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Well, it turns out she's burning up
because the star...
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is right behind her ear!
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And the game's over seconds later.
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- I'm so glad you could come.
- It's nice. I know.
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Hey, everybody,
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this is my boyfriend,
Senator Robert Lipton.
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Senator, it's an honor.
I'm Angela's friend Oscar.
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A pleasure.
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Robert seems great.
He's very handsome,
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firm handshake, he's gay,
good sense of humor.
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I'm AJ.
I'm here to see Holly.
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It's kind of a surprise.
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I know who you are,
and I think you should go.
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I bet you didn't even bring us anything,
did you?
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Was I supposed
to bring you guys something?
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What?
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- Surprise.
- What are you doing here?
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I wanted to see you.
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- How are you?
- Nice.
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You look great.
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When did you get here?
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Just now.
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- Good to see you again, AJ.
- Pleased to see you.
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- Good trip down?
- It was great.
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Good, good.
Good to see you.
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Have fun.
Enjoy the partay.
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I am dead inside.
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{\pub}What do you want{\*, baby}?
We got some granola,
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got some cupcakes, chips,
apples, pies...
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You have a whole room
of vending machines.
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I know.
Isn't it something?
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I can't decide what I want.
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{\pos(192,235)}Merry Christmas.
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{\pos(192,235)}Thank you so much.
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{\pos(192,235)}Merry christmas to you.
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For your feet.
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It's amazing.
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It's so great.
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For me?
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Thank you very much.
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I don't know
if you{\* guys } have had a chance
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to use the new parking meters
that accept credit cards,
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but Robert was instrumental
in that legislation.
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That's awesome!
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A real David and Goliath story.
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I'm just so touched
that she's so interested in my work.
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I am.
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The real problem
is the teachers' union.
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Zip it, Meredith.
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You tell me why my kid is 17
and still can't read.
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Who's in charge of making drinks{\* around here}?
Is there a bartender?
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You are.
You make your own drink.
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I'll make it. What are you drinking?
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An "F" train to Brooklyn.{\*Extra bitters.}
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I don't know how to make that.
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I'll just stick with my mohito.
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And you know
those annoying geese at the park?
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He's helping eradicate them as well.
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{\*I mean, }I think
they've really become a pest.
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Annoying.
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I don't think he's in the ceiling{\*, babe}.
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I don't think any of us really know.
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All right.
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Is it...
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Is it pebbles
from the beach in Jamaica?
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Go easy with the shaking.
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You like it?
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I love it.
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I do make great Christmas gifts.
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But I couldn't make that.
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All right, my turn.
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It's just... I didn't...
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I didn't have {\*a lot of }time,
so that's just a place holder.
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Right. Of course.
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"The adventures of Jimmy Halpert."
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This is awesome!
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That's my bike.
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That's my desk.
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And that is my daughter.
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I mean...
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Michael, wait.
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Don't run.
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You're gonna slip.
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That's good advice.
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I read this story about
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a woman
who slipped on some black ice,
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and she hit her head
and went into a coma forever.
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And then every day, her husband went
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and visited her
in the hospital until she died.
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That's a sad story.
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At least he was married.
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Slow down.
Everything's gonna be okay.
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It's not.
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Man, I can tell you confidently
that it is not gonna be okay.
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I shouldn't tell you this, but...
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AJ won't commit to Holly.
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And she's gonna tell him
that if he doesn't propose to her
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by the end of the year, it's over.
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Really?
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Really.
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And I don't know about you,
but I don't know {\*of a lot }of happy marriages
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that start off
with an ultimatum, do you?
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So just be patient.
243
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I mean, I can wait till then.
244
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Come here.
245
00:14:49,730 --> 00:14:51,057
I don't want you to fall.
246
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:53,168
I surrender.
247
00:14:55,214 --> 00:14:56,688
I don't accept your surrender.
248
00:14:58,066 --> 00:15:00,066
There's only one way
that I would ever relent.
249
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:02,026
Anything.
You got it.
250
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:06,781
You hit Pam in the face
with a snowball while I watch.
251
00:15:07,686 --> 00:15:08,867
You're a psychopath.
252
00:15:09,035 --> 00:15:10,685
I'll take that as a no.
253
00:15:11,371 --> 00:15:13,503
I was in the mall, and I saw that,
254
00:15:13,628 --> 00:15:15,582
and I thought
it had your name written{\* all over it}.
255
00:15:17,593 --> 00:15:19,687
Michael, this is the gift
that corporate gave us
256
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that I picked out.
You're re-gifting this to me.
257
00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:23,440
No, that's not...
258
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:28,057
No, I went to the mall
and I picked that out {\*especially }for you.
259
00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:29,929
Well, show me the receipt.
260
00:15:31,816 --> 00:15:33,610
From the mall.
261
00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:35,830
That...
262
00:15:36,479 --> 00:15:38,522
This is a fast food receipt
from April.
263
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:41,858
{\*God, }How many number nines did you order?
264
00:15:42,935 --> 00:15:45,235
Is everyone here kind of mean?
265
00:15:46,573 --> 00:15:49,309
I think everyone's on edge
because of the strangler trial.
266
00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:51,868
I'm so glad you came down.
267
00:15:52,036 --> 00:15:54,740
It's been so much harder
than I expected.
268
00:15:55,748 --> 00:15:57,128
What happened to Woody?
269
00:15:58,125 --> 00:16:00,335
Get ready for this.
You're not gonna believe it.
270
00:16:00,934 --> 00:16:03,920
I was making salad,
and he fell right into the dressing.
271
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:06,841
I mean, there was salad dressing
all over him.
272
00:16:07,151 --> 00:16:08,505
He smells awful.
273
00:16:08,630 --> 00:16:10,354
It was blue cheese dressing.
274
00:16:10,479 --> 00:16:11,644
Great.
275
00:16:15,852 --> 00:16:17,392
We wanted to give you something.
276
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Merry Christmas.
277
00:16:20,037 --> 00:16:21,837
A hostess apple pie!
278
00:16:21,962 --> 00:16:24,293
This is my favorite breakfast.
How did you know that?
279
00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:25,610
Thank you very much.
280
00:16:25,778 --> 00:16:27,737
- What do you say?
- You're welcome.
281
00:16:29,431 --> 00:16:31,114
You know, I seem to remember
282
00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:34,781
that Santa promised that he would listen
to {\*all }the gifts you wanted for Christmas.
283
00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,292
Didn't he say that?
284
00:16:37,165 --> 00:16:39,015
I think I know where he is.
285
00:16:39,869 --> 00:16:41,091
A trampoline...
286
00:16:41,392 --> 00:16:42,294
Video games.
287
00:16:46,549 --> 00:16:47,549
A horse.
288
00:16:48,713 --> 00:16:50,963
Are you sure you don't want a pony?
289
00:16:51,088 --> 00:16:52,422
You want a real horse.
290
00:16:53,182 --> 00:16:54,097
All right.
291
00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:56,183
You have to pick up after them.
292
00:16:59,604 --> 00:17:00,948
{\pub}Sorry.
I'm ready.
293
00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:02,949
I don't want to go.
294
00:17:04,330 --> 00:17:05,730
Come on, bear man.
295
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:07,718
Come on.
296
00:17:12,929 --> 00:17:14,979
Have you ever seen 'em do that?
297
00:17:28,257 --> 00:17:29,257
I'm sorry.
298
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,229
I had no idea.
299
00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,709
No, it's okay.
300
00:17:48,118 --> 00:17:49,527
- This is it.
- What?
301
00:17:49,695 --> 00:17:51,112
- Go!
- What? What is it?
302
00:18:10,426 --> 00:18:11,299
{\pos(192,210)}In the end,
303
00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:14,105
{\pos(192,210)}the greatest snowball
isn't a snowball at all.
304
00:18:14,514 --> 00:18:15,514
{\pos(192,210)}It's fear.
305
00:18:16,589 --> 00:18:18,066
{\pos(192,210)}Merry Christmas.
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