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Air Canada flight 856 Boeing 747 service to London, England is now boarding

departure gate number 87.

Yes, Baker.

Greenwood, the pouch has just gone through.

To our greatest ever agent, X -41, call the name Scafina.

Scafina.

Complete master.

Without emotion.

Unquestioning. Ruthless.

With a 100 % record, comrades.

Now and forever.

So long as our security holds.

Security?

Skapina is safe and above suspicion.

Even our people at home are not aware of his identity.

And as proof I can tell you, only last month, for past exploits, they awarded

him this.

A medal? A medal for Skapina!

They should put up a monument to him.

X -41 is calling in.

Advising us of another mission. An intercept.

In England.

On steam.

Still can't believe it, Steve.

Why not? Every agent makes a mistake. Sometimes sooner, sometimes later.

Even Skapina?

Even Skapina. Even the great X -41.

It's been a long time.

I soon to believe it when we've got him in our hands.

May not come to that.

I can't see Skapina letting us take him alive.

I consider that too.

Our contact's coming down over there.

Honey!

I'm all right.

Mr. Capitano.

Mr. Capitano.

Take it easy.

Too late.

I'm sorry it got away.

So, Skopina did it again.

Maybe he did.

Maybe he didn't.

Faces are unrecognisable blobs.

And if Skopina is in this photo, which one is he?

By itself, it means nothing.

But if it did, Skopina would hardly allow it to fall into our hands.

Hello, yeah?

We'll transfer him, will you?

Karovich, where are you?

Toronto. Listen carefully. This has to be quick.

Did X -41 get to my man?

Yes, but I'm afraid before he could talk.

I found out he knew, but it was too late to do anything.

The deal is still on speed.

Yes, we want Skapina more than ever now.

One million dollars.

Yes, we agree.

I'm taking no more chances.

No, Rick.

I'm in enough danger that it is.

This time you come to Canada.

I'll make the contact.

Information that the peanut can use.

What was all that about?

Well, we got a deal. But this time it's Canada.

Canada? That's marvellous. I've never been there.

Don't worry. I'll fill you in on all the details.

Oh, I know what it's like.

You've read books?

Books? I've seen Rosemary.

Twice.

Purdy, who are you waiting at?

Topina!

Well, I'd be surprised if you didn't know we were here.

And came to meet us?

Well, wouldn't you?

Door's locked. How do we get in?

One at a time.

1 .855 meters. Copy ID.

Print confirmed.

Steed confirmed.

Copy. John Steed. ID visual.

ID affirmative.

Clearance affirmative.

Clearance confirmed.

Copy. Female.

Confirmed. 58 .967 kilograms.

Confirmed. 1 .732 meters.

Copy. ID print confirmed.

Curvy. Confirmed. Copy. ID visual. ID affirmative.

Clearance affirmative.

Clearance confirmed.

This place has security gone mad.

What do you think of people anymore?

You can't always trust people, Ferdie.

Everything is automated.

And perfect security is mad.

Yes, I know. Mad and essential.

Well, that makes losing a door key a thing of the past.

I think it makes everything a thing of the past. I hope.

Did you?

Gambit.

Elevator. They call them elevators over here.

Steve. Paul.

May I introduce Purdy and Mike Gambit. We've heard a lot about you.

I'm not sure you should have, Mike. We're very hush -hush.

Purdy, I've heard about you.

Good things, I hope.

Beautiful things.

Well, I'm surprised you can get anything into this building, let alone

compliments.

Indeed, can I let them take a look? They're fully cleared for Z security.

Z?

Z.

Yes, we started at A.

This is your Z security.

That's what it's all about.

Believe it or not, this is probably the most highly computerized brain in the

world. Roll up, roll up. It walks, it talks before your very eyes.

This is the brain that operates this building.

It also relays and decodes ciphers from every part of the world. Which accounts

for no way in without its permission.

Or out.

What went wrong, Steed?

There's been a leak somewhere.

Not this end. That's why we have that.

The leak's not ours.

We kept it to ourselves.

The next 41 must have a whole new approach.

We can still get him.

The deal continues.

How? We need one million dollars.

And two backup men.

So what's the problem? I can get the cash?

I know that.

Our worry is the two men.

Keith, meet me in my office, will you? And bring Dave.

Keith Greenwood, Dave Cope.

Steve needs your help.

What and where?

Good question.

I'll tell you when I know.

Be right with you.

Come in.

Well, I never... From an admirer? You could say that.

What's happening?

He said it.

With plug.

Who said it?

Who said what?

Karovich. Karovich has arranged a meeting.

Hello, Paul.

This is Steed.

Yeah, I know where it is.

What time did you say?

11 a .m.

Trams, cars, and picking chicken barbecues.

Prepare to meet thy doom.

Shorten to the point.

The tram.

As Karovich.

Kind of an extra count.

Is he dead?

Nobody's unconscious.

But he was shot at point -blank range.

This board is made of steel.

Then he was prepared.

For the last time, I am a British agent.

I think I'm beginning to recognize you. You're... No, don't tell me.

008. The ID.

Take another look at the ID.

The ID's very good.

It's very impressive.

What store did you get it at? All right.

All right.

Have it your way.

But hold on to the man you brought in with me.

What, the other driver?

We're not holding him. We're just checking him out. Well, check me out.

the number I gave you.

That'd be a waste of time.

A waste of time.

Why?

You're a British agent, right?

Right. Right. So why don't you use the radio you've got in your shoe?

Family.

Just that.

Paul Baker's office, please.

Yeah, you won't have him phone Staff Sergeant Talbot at Station D. Right,

you.

Well? I called.

And? He wasn't in, but I left a message.

Oh, by the way, in case you've escaped before I get back, you know, by using

that laser beam you've got under your fingernail or that dynamite in that cap

tooth, I want you to know it's been a pleasure meeting you.

Maybe we should have taken him to the hospital after all.

No, it's too important now.

At least when he's here, we know he's safe.

He's coming round.

I don't want anyone to pressure him.

Then take his own time.

You're safe now, Karovich.

This is Teed, John's Teed.

Relax.

Scabina.

Skabina. What about Skabina?

Skabina is always once the best.

Safe. Steve, you said I was safe.

Export to one. Export to one.

Caravage. Escape. I must escape.

He was looking at us, Paul.

Looking at one of us.

He was delirious, Steed. He didn't know what he was saying.

Anything urgent?

I have to call on the police for Skopina.

You saw the message that Karovich was taking care of? Yes.

Arranged by X -41, of course.

Indirectly, yes.

It's a fantastic experience working with him. Nothing escapes his notice.

He's as solid as the Kremlin itself.

We've got plenty here on Caravage, but nothing we don't already know.

Pete? Yeah?

What's that feeling I have?

Should I?

The feeling that I've been somewhere before.

Well, you brought a bunch of flowers in here.

No, not this room. The photograph.

Doesn't it remind you of anything?

Yes. The security building. Yes. Look at those pillows.

And that window.

It'd certainly answer a lot of questions if Skapina actually worked here.

Well, it must be one of those faces. That's what the message was.

Someone in that photograph is Skapina.

Keith.

Can you get this photo blown out?

I should think so, yes. Then bring it back right away.

And, Keith, keep it to yourself.

Don't tell anyone.

Not even Paul Baker?

Especially Paul Baker.

Gambit is where?

Talbot, hold them!

Talbot!

Talbot, I told you to hold them!

Yeah, I know you told me that, but we got a funny country here. You know, we

laws and we do things legal.

Of course, in your business, you know, license to kill is a little bit

different.

Hang on, it's a phone call. Might be M for you.

Talbot.

You didn't have a jet pack to jet you out of here. You didn't even have a

cord in your watch.

No, I wasn't very helpful.

I do apologize.

I accept.

I have a point in trying to catch them now.

What?

Talbot, would you recognize either of them again?

No.

Him. That's the one. He bailed the driver out. Cost, Jed. You know him?

Good. That's something, at least.

Dimitri Kostya.

He's on the embassy staff.

He's a colleague of Karovich's. Could he be Skopina?

No, he's just carrying out orders.

In case he gets others, stay with him.

Hey.

You should be more like him. Him, I could believe.

You know, with that crazy hat and the flashy umbrella, what else could he be

an agent?

It should all be like that. It makes my job easier.

Oh, I was just on my way to see you. Can you spare a minute?

Is it urgent?

Not really.

I'm just going to the file room.

Make it later.

Sure.

Caravage was scared.

You were frightened of someone or something.

Yeah.

And yet he didn't point. He didn't say, he is Skapina.

That would have cleared or incriminated everyone in the room.

Come in.

I didn't like the phone just in case, so I came over.

You got something?

News? News I don't like, but news is just the same.

The blow -up you asked for.

Poor Baker.

Why didn't Caravage say?

It doesn't really prove anything, does it?

It proved they came out of the building.

Is Baker still at HQ?

Apparently so.

Nobody can find him. He told Dave Cope he was going to the file room, but he

never arrived there and hasn't been seen since.

Baker had the opportunity.

He knew about our first contact, the one in Kent, then with Caravage, and he

knew the gunman was being held by the police.

I think it's worth a good look into his file. Yes, I agree.

Good.

Aren't you coming with us?

I've got something important on.

It's an architectural exhibition.

Private viewing.

Okay, mister.

Hold it right there.

Will somebody listen to me?

Where's the records department?

Files upstairs.

Idents in the basement control center. I'll show you.

It's okay. I'll manage.

I just can't believe it. Who can one day claim to be British agents?

You fool, can't you seize an agent? No.

No, sir. What does he have to do? Kung fu you to death?

Jump out of here with a rocket pack on his back or something?

Didn't you see his card?

Yeah, but you can buy those at the big stores.

Oh, get out of here.

Hey, what can I say?

Very efficient.

Talbot, I'd like to use your phone.

It is not a chargeable thing.

No, very good.

Say, I want to get hold of one of my colleagues.

This is what you're asking for, Mr. Steed, the modern architecture section.

Thank you.

Yes. Brochure.

I'm very obliged to you.

Most of the buildings featured here are already complete, as you can see from

the photograph.

There are models and plans for those under construction.

Ah, yes, the Hazelmere project in Montreal.

Totally and completely automated.

A monument to modern technology.

They say soon that one will be able to switch on a light just by thinking.

I wonder where it will all end.

Before it's too late, I hope.

Yes, I heard about a computerized service station in New York.

You got in by pressing your car horn.

You got out the same way.

Yes, fairly common, I believe.

Well, unfortunately, my friend, a few months ago, he went in to get his car

repaired.

Whatever happened to him?

No idea.

Car horn still doesn't work.

Do you know the name of the architect?

Oh, yes, of course.

Beresford Holt.

You must have heard of him.

Oh, yes.

But I'd like you to fill me in on his background.

Perhaps you'd tell me everything that you know about Beresford Hold.

Hello?

Gambit! Where are you?

You're where?

Purdy, you wouldn't believe it.

Listen, I've got a question. Have you turned up anything on... Just a minute.

How should he pick me up? Who lives there? An architect.

Very famous one.

Does he have a name?

Yes. Well, what is it?

Beresford Holt.

Thank you.

Beresford Holt. Beresford Holt.

Are you, uh, going to be here long?

I don't think so.

If I knew what you were looking for... I'm not quite sure.

All right.

I bet you're away. But you haven't got much time.

Why? This building closes down for the weekend on a time lock.

You've got exactly 20 minutes.

But what if something happens over the weekend?

The duties are transferred to military intelligence.

Are they?

Anyway, thank you for telling me.

This building's as difficult to get out of as it is to get into.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you.

No, you'll get out all right.

There's a heat sensor in central control.

It can tell by reading body temperature if there's anyone left in the building.

But it's... I'll make it easy on the computer. I'll be out on time.

Good.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll clean up my desk.

See you later.

That is for the told.

All right. All right. I know what I'm being. I'll come quietly.

Gun's under the left arm.

But we're here to help you, sir. Compliments of Staff Sergeant Talbot.

can help me by staying here while I go in there.

Okay? Okay.

Whatever you say.

No wonder Talbot's our senior.

It's marvelous how he recognizes these British agents.

They all look alike to me.

Could I speak to Comrade Koshtar?

It's for you.

I have a message from Skapina.

Yes.

Yes. I understand.

Something gone wrong?

For you? Yes.

Skapina killed me.

Kostchev. Was Kostchev Skapina?

He killed me. His own father.

Skapina. Who is Skapina?

The cupboard. The X -41.

It's in that cupboard.

Special computerized automated project in North America.

S -C -A -P -I -N.

A.

Scopina.

Plan number X -41.

Paul Baker, it's a fake.

Skapina is responsible.

Help me on the way down.

Skapina?

Is the building.

And I'm standing in him.

Beresford Holt, architect and no doubt party member, designed this building.

As a completely automated spying machine for them.

It's programmed to see, hear, act, report.

Yes.

And kill.

itself down with Purdy inside.

It shouldn't do that. X -41 does a lot of things it shouldn't do. I'll call the

police and Dave Cope. Maybe they'll come up with something. While you're at it,

check the roof. There must be a weak link somewhere.

Right.

Purdy's still in there, no doubt about that.

And I think the building, Scapino, is trying to kill him.

I don't see what we can do, Steed. Fort Knox is a pushover compared to this

place. What if you're inside, as Purdy is?

The situation's never arisen. It's completely automated.

From where?

Well, the actual control center's in the basement. But if Purdy gets there, I

don't see what she can achieve.

Nevertheless, this is the place to be.

In its brain.

She should realize that.

And like I said, that's hopeless.

This building was put up to withstand atomic shock.

It will stop all the systems from working. We'll cut off the power.

We've thought of that.

It has its own generator.

Then we'll use dynamite. We'll blow the doors down.

Then there's the next door and the next door and the next door. We don't know

how much time there is.

Time? We've got all the time in the world.

We have.

Ferdy hasn't.

This building is threatening to eliminate her. And I'm sure it is.

It'll use the quickest possible method.

I'm sure Purdy will realize the danger. She'll sit tight.

Then what'll it do?

It'll use the air conditioning.

Now, Coke tells me that it can expel oxygen within 30 minutes.

I see.

How much time have we got? How do we know?

We don't even know when, or even if it started.

There's no way up to the roof. I've tried everything.

There must be a way. There has to be.

Something must be able to get in.

The post box.

Mail goes into the building.

You're going to write a letter?

Where's the mail go?

To basement control.

We've only heard he went there. She would have, that's for sure.

Bookmatches. Lighter. Anything to light. Anything you can get as quick as you

can. Right. Thank you.

All right, Steve, what are you up to?

Birdie. She cut off the power.

With fire?

With water.

It'll fuse the control.

Exactly.

The news will come in handy one day.

Are you all right?

I am, but Scopino's dead.

Yeah, he could do practically everything.

Except swim.