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Hello.

Bye.

Getting weaker.

Well, it's been transmitting for five hours now. Battery's running out.

I'm still on the same course.

Yes, keep north.

No, north -west.

Strengthening.

North a degree.

Strengthening.

Right, dead ahead.

Take it easy, Willy.

Get an ambulance. Sir, no time.

The... Listen.

Just listen.

The drop.

When is that?

When is that?

It'll... It'll be...

I abstain.

I had to abstain.

He's my brother -in -law.

All right.

I hit.

Kill him.

It's unanimous, then.

We hit.

We dispose of him.

Let's get on to the other business.

Suchoy, this consignment of merchandise... You mean illicit drugs?

It is taken care of.

You will take delivery in Detroit the day after tomorrow.

How?

Efficiently.

If you need any more muscle, what I mean is you are new to this game. I am new

to this syndicate.

But to the business of crime.

My ancestors were adept at it when this country was populated only by red

Indians.

The drugs will be transferred in London.

You're early.

The early bird catches the worm. That's a good family for drug dealers.

Worms?

Sounds like a big haul, too.

Are the states involved?

That's why the CIA are involved in this one.

Marty Brine.

Purdy's connecting him now.

Rendezvous in Windsor?

Windsor Castle.

One of the oldest castles in the country.

Exactly when construction has begun, it's not known.

Well, it is thought that the construction of Windsor Castle coincided

construction of the Tower of London in 1078.

Windsor Castle is also mentioned in the Doomsday Book of 1084.

This is just some of the useless information that I carry around with me.

It's funny how people who live in a place don't know as much about it as

who visit.

Well, I knew that. I just didn't want to get into a long, boring explanation.

Do you find me boring?

Not if I put my mind to it.

I'd like that.

I'd also like to take you to dinner tonight.

Now, that is refreshing.

Why? I thought you CIA men had your emotions removed when you took the job.

You know, men of pure, nervous steel.

dedicated to the U .S. of A. and Uncle Sam.

Well, we are, but I'll tell you, if I put my mind to it, you remind me a

of George Washington, on his mother's side.

I always was, on his mother's side.

Ah, Marty, this is John Steed. Hello. Marty Bryant, and this is Mike Gambit.

how are you?

He likes George Washington, too.

Eh?

Nice of you to help us, Steed.

Well, drugs aren't a criminal matter anymore.

Used politically, they can undermine a whole country.

When's the drop being made?

About ten minutes from now.

George Washington?

No, it's just a street cleaner.

Doesn't look a bit like George Washington.

You know what I mean.

Well, you can be telepathic.

About five drinks and ten minutes after midnight in a discotheque, I can't

sometimes tell what you're thinking. But this time... You know, that American

Brian.

Marty! He's handsome, isn't he?

So glad you agree.

She's not bionic, is she?

Trudy. I mean, she's just so perfect. I thought maybe someone had made her.

Some have tried.

Many have flunked.

He's late.

Whoever is making the drop is late.

Ah.

a dinner date, remember?

I hate a man who stands me up.

Marty!

when there was only red Indians around?

Hey, Troy, I know you don't go for our language, but there's one word you ought

to get familiar with because you're going to be hearing it a lot from here

in.

Dumbhead. You got that?

Dumbhead.

We are the inscrutable ones.

We never lose control.

My loss of faith before the syndicate, that I can reverse. That I can put

But my outburst just now... What outburst?

Good girl.

Good girl.

Should it be... mentioned outside this room.

You know what will happen.

Yes.

I have lost a consignment of drugs worth ten millions.

But that counts for nothing against my loss of face.

You will contact Dan Singh.

Yes. I want full details of the intercept.

I want names.

I want faces.

I want to know who I must destroy so as to rebuild my reputation.

Hurdy. She is very beautiful.

Is she?

All these western faces look alike to me.

Mike Gambit.

And John Steve.

Now, this man I have heard of.

By all accounts, a dangerous man.

How worthy. adversary.

And yet he looks like an English gentleman.

When you attend the temple, Suchoy, you look like the most benign priest.

I want all three brought

here so that they may be executed.

Yes, let's make a party of it.

I want of all observance of them.

I want to know everything there is to be known about them.

Personal details.

It was not easy. They walk in the twilight.

No.

They now walk in the shadow of death.

Have you formed any conclusions?

Yes.

Murford, he is the linchpin to my plan.

Hello?

It's red alert minus 21.

What? You heard me. Get out of the rendezvous immediately.

Right, Murford. I'm on my way.

Hello,

Henry. What's up?

The balloon.

It's red alert minus 20.

Look, if you've any doubts, you know the procedure.

Check me out.

Where have all the flowers gone?

Underground. What colour are they?

Shades of red.

Oh, come on, man. It's now minus 19. There's a place, anybody, to get you to

rendezvous.

Sorry, Miranda.

I'll see you soon.

I hope.

Come on, come on.

Where's Steve?

He's already on the plane. Where else? He moves fast and so should you. What

about you?

Well, my order is to remain here.

Well, come on, get going.

Back.

It's a gun.

Anybody goes through here with guns, it automatically closes all the doors. So

come on, give me.

Well, come on, there's plenty of guns where you're going.

Steve!

Mr. Gravis?

No, Doctor, we've been making other pick -ups. Oh.

Pass on your seatbelt.

It could be a full salon.

Yeah, it could be.

Did, uh, Murford give you any detail?

The flare -up's already started.

Asia, America.

But how soon it gets to Europe.

Meanwhile, where to go to rendezvous?

I hope this is urgent, Suchoy.

I haven't come 4 ,000 miles just to have you... As I said, I invited you,

Arkady, and Mahon here as official observers.

Observers? Of what?

My reinstatement of faith.

I've been made to look a fool in your eyes, gentlemen.

What was it? A dumb head?

Well, gentlemen, in a few hours you will see three dumb heads.

You will see how I deal with those who dare to meddle in my business.

You will see three very dead heads.

We should be heading due west, shouldn't we?

Should be.

Well, unless someone's moved the North Star, we're travelling due east.

Well, there's one way of finding out.

The pilot must have radio contact.

It's no good.

Someone seal in.

Bring back your seat.

It's crank ride. We've been pulled out.

Quick.

Hold on.

this before?

No, have you?

No. But I'm willing to try.

Let's get up there.

No, I've acted quickly, efficiently, and you will stand in admiration of my

swift audacity.

Sir Joey?

Yes, we Orientals have much to teach to the newer world.

Yes, yes, go. What is it?

Come along.

I have no secrets from my colleagues here.

The plane. The plane is on its way here with Steed and Purdy and Gambit. We have

lost radio contact.

The weather. In such a storm. We have lost radar contact, too.

We think the plane has crashed.

I confess I stand in admiration of your swift audacity.

The plane has crashed.

Already dead.

I am denied the pleasure of their deaths.

But nevertheless, honor is satisfied.

If they are dead.

Where is it crashed?

Somewhere here.

Here?

If they are still alive, they are miles inside my territory.

My domain.

I thought...

Where's

Steve?

The rest of the plane's up there.

Steve!

Steve! Steve!

Without doubt, the worst landing I've ever seen.

Well, we're all down in one piece, aren't we? Not quite.

My arm's broken.

Are you sore?

It is my arm.

Quick, get a splint.

Don't touch it.

Where are we?

Well, the plane was travelling due east.

And the sun is up... I don't know.

We'll find out soon enough.

Well, someone must have seen the plane go down or heard the crash.

Someone will come looking for us.

If you keep finding bandages of this quality, I might break a leg. Promises,

promises.

Amnesia. The result of the crash. She's forgotten how fond of me she is.

We were hijacked. Taken for a ride.

Yeah, it's like rats in a trap.

A very well -planned trap. They even took our gums away.

Still, we must look on the bright side.

Eh?

Well, the red alert was obviously a fake.

It was all part of the plot. Shut up.

What? Listen.

There you are. I told you. Search spot.

That way, I think.

Damn it.

Gambit! Stop him.

Purdy? It was Steve's idea.

We were heading east.

The pilot released some nerve gas to knock us out.

Steve? Why didn't he do it earlier? Why then?

Because we were nearing our destination?

Well, I'd say we were there.

You were right about one thing.

I don't care!

Definitely a search party.

I have a funny feeling they're not going to offer us blankets and hot tea.

Yeah, shall we, uh...

You'll see.

My men will bring their bodies back here and then... They have reported in?

Yes. And all three are dead?

All three are missing.

I have business in New York. Sit down!

All of you, sit down.

Missing. There are signs.

They were on that plane.

They must have survived the crash.

They have moved on.

Moved on.

Map.

Their plane is down.

Twenty miles inside my estates.

Twenty miles.

And they may be injured.

Even better.

An opportunity to see my guards in action.

He'll take them down soon enough.

I want them alive.

I want them here within the hour.

I will have the head of any man who fails his duty.

How many down?

Maybe ten.

A dozen at most.

All armed to the teeth.

Agreed.

We should turn back.

Turn back? But that's our way out.

We know that. So do they.

Have I been at the wrong end of a charging rhino?

Well, not this week, no.

I had that misfortune once. A blank shot won't do. The only hope is to go

straight to the brain.

Those men are also being sent from somewhere.

Back there.

Yeah, but you're the armoury expert. What are our chances?

Well, I wouldn't stake my life on it. But you are.

All our lives.

I'll be in a couple of minutes in that silly little penlight of yours.

We are satisfied. We take our word for it. They are dead.

Now, honor is satisfied and we can all leave.

Honor is not satisfied.

I promised you three heads and three you shall have. Come on, be reasonable.

We've been here for quite some time.

They have been sighted.

Gentlemen, you will not have much longer to wait.

Yes, go.

Tea for our guests.

Thanks. Used to throw the javelin.

Bow. Arrows.

A little device of my own.

And I found this down the lane. For luck.

We may need it.

Two of them have gone on to head us off.

And the rest of them are spread out over there. It's a question of infiltration.

Me Tarzan.

No, that's not right.

Me Jane.

No. Me Paddy.

Damn, they're regrouping.

Can't be edged round them.

Not in the terrain, they'll hear us. No, our only way is through there, where

they are.

How low can you get?

As a cricketer, as a wicket -keeper, or a force LBW.

I mean your arm.

Don't worry about me.

Don't you ever worry about me.

Sometimes, yeah.

What's wrong with me worrying about you? There's nothing in the rule book about

me worrying about you. There's nothing about not worrying either. Look, I'm...

Look, this is very touching.

Can we keep the semantics till later? They're forming to march up here.

There's four of them.

I can't count.

Yes.

Oh. No room for error.

Shots. You heard shots.

And then we have them.

Yes. Report back as soon as possible.

Machine gun fire.

Well, don't you understand?

This man's deed and his companions, they were unarmed.

So any shooting must have been done by my men.

What?

Mastery tactics from my men.

They have allowed them to break through the ring.

And very soon, I will have them in the palm of... Of my hand.

I should have grabbed the gun back there. If you'd stayed back there, the

thing you would have grabbed would have been a bullet.

Shouldn't we split up? Why?

That's what they always do in the movies. Split up and head them off at

pass. There isn't a pass.

But I could always make one if you're in the movie. Gambit the posse always

heads them off at the pass. Cody, they are the posse.

Oh. Then shouldn't we counter by remaining ammunition?

There's us three.

There are shoes.

I think we used that up when we broke through the courtyard.

At least they're behind us now.

It's another thing they always say in the movies.

Let's get the hell out of here.

I don't know yet.

oh

Now, with that, we could crash out of here.

You won't make it. No matter how far you sprint, they'll cut you down.

Who said sprint?

Are we just going to let them take Mike?

Where are the others?

Buddy!

Snake!

No matter.

I shall remain and find them.

Take him away.

What are we going to do?

Hand you over to the enemy.

Good.

Excellent.

Carry on.

We have one.

Coming here now.

Now, gentlemen, you shall see how I deal with my enemies.

Good morning.

Hojo!

I've decided to give myself up.

Hojo!

It's not his day, is it?

Mr. Gambit, you have no idea why you are here.

Certainly not for my health.

You are here to impress my friends.

How do I look?

Terribly inscrutable.

I only hope I can find the voice to go with it.

Wait!

No, wait!

I think you should know one thing. And what is that?

I don't believe in capital punishment.

Full of carriage and jokes, Mr. Gambit.

I do not always appreciate your Western sense of humor.

But it occurs to me, be careful not to lose your head.

But you're not laughing now, Mr. Cabot.

Well, I've heard it before.

Or maybe it's the way you tell it.

Suchoy, report.

Yes.

That about wrapped it up.

One dead, two to go.

We are impressed.

If you don't mind, we have some urgent business to do.

And miss the final moment.

Oh, no, gentlemen.

That I could not allow.

I want you to see their heads roll and talk about it.

So that others may know that across...

Suto's path is to invite disaster.

To impress my friends.

And they are.

And you, eh?

Physical control to the ultimate degree.

A proud heart in the East, a lost heart in the West.

Oh, I don't know.

I didn't faint, did I?

But you will.

I'm sparing you for the moment because I want you to see the girl go first,

Paddy.

If you'll excuse the pun, I don't get the point. The point is ten

million, a drug consignment, an intercept.

So that's what all this is about. Remain where you are.

You helped kill Brian, Marty Brian.

That's going to make it easier.

Easier? Yes.

I get a chance to take a swing at you.

I'm going to know why I'm enjoying it.

There are no chances.

There will be no chances.

There is no hope or help for you, Mr. Gambit.

Wherever we can narrow the odds.

You must remind me not to do that.

The

girl

is here.

told that for a western girl you are very beautiful.

All I see is that you have a slim and slender neck.

Please. Please.

A westerner indeed. You lack dignity.

Judging from reports, I would have hoped for more from you.

You've done well.

Yes, girl, we'll see that you are

Suitably rewarded.

I'd be awfully grateful if you'd all stay where you are.

You fool!

You dumb head.

The sword, please.

Put down the sword.

You were right. Lucky horseshoe.

Steve, your hand.

Peek -a -boo.

Well, somebody's got to say it. Well, I'm not going to say it. Say what?

Our cargo.

Cargo? In the back.

Chinese takeaway.