All language subtitles for The Avengers s05e24 Mission Highly Improbable

Sir Gerald Bancroft, Treasury. I'll
handle this.

Morning, Sir Gerald. Good morning.

I'm Gifford, Security.

Can I see your pass, sir?

Oh, yes.

Sorry, but I have to check everyone.

There you are.

It's all right.

Thank you. The testing area is two miles
further on. I'll escort you to the

gate, sir.

All right, fine.

the road.

He was in front of you, sir.

Steed!

Here, Gifford.

How very extraordinary.

You found something?

Watch it.

Nest of the lesser -throated warbler.

That's usually found in the higher
branches of an oak tree.

That is quite a find.

But no sign of Sir Gerald or the rolls.

He was at the wheel, you say? Yes, and I
was right behind him. Wasn't out of my

sight for more than two seconds.

Well, he couldn't have passed your chaps
up front.

No tire marks, nothing.

Well, well, well.

Well, that's a coincidence.

One where -after's a bit bigger than
that.

A full -size Rolls can't just vanish
into thin air.

But it did.

Now, if Sir Gerald was in the driving
seat, he can't be far away.

Gifford.

Who's that?

That's Dr. Chivers.

Works in the testing area, runs the
metal fatigue division.

Didn't know he collected butterflies.

He seems to have found something even if
we haven't. Lucky fella.

Steve! Steve!

Let me out!

Help!

Help! Help!

Help!

Let me out!

What do you think of these?

They're fresh.

Yeah. But not from the rolls.

The axle width is too narrow.

That offside tyre is badly worn.

Strange parking here.

It overlooks the lane.

It's Gerald from the Treasury, wasn't
he? What brought him here, do you know?

I will do shortly. I've got someone
working on it.

Both tracks were found close by. Now,
one tyre is worn smooth, but the

Hexagonal multi -tread.

I've checked.

They belong to an MT4 military truck.

Morning, Professor Rushton.

Ah, Chivers.

Has Sir Gerald arrived yet? I'm a bit
late, I'm afraid. I don't want to start

off on the wrong foot.

No, Sir Gerald's been delayed.

Delayed? Yeah, absolutely.

Weighed down with a load of rubbish.

Rubbish? Yes, bureaucratic rubbish.

Ministerial red tape, that kind of
thing, you know. I'm very glad, really.

wanted to have a talk with you. Oh.

You know, Chivers, I can't wait to tell
Sir Gerald, to see his face when I tell

him. Now, Professor, that's what I want
to talk to you about.

I really don't think the time is right.
Why not?

Well, you've said yourself this is only
a prototype.

Ah, yes, but it works, doesn't it?
You've seen it.

Yes, I know, but you've developed this
whole project without ministry consent.

Well, that wasn't my idea. I know, but
we're a testing division, not a research

department.

When I suggested you work in secret, I
was only thinking of you, Rushton. I

mean, you know these civil servants.

I've suffered from them. They'd block
you at every turn. You wouldn't have got

penny.

Professor, this invention is going to
put you among the greats. Oh, do you

so, Chivers? Do you really think so?
Well, of course, once it's perfected.

then we don't even know how it works. We
must test it and test again.

Without a word to anyone.

Not even your daughter. Oh, Susan hasn't
the faintest idea, though she has been

questioning me about my expenditure.

Yes. Well, any problems with her, just
refer her to me.

Oh, that's very good of you, Chivers.
But I should hate you to risk your job.

Well, the benefits could be enormous.

It's worth taking a few risks.

Well? Good morning, Dr. Chivers.

Good morning, Miss Rushton.

What was all that about taking risks?

Nothing for you to worry about, my dear.
Well, here's something for you to worry

about. You've been overspending like
mad, and when's Sir Gerald arrived? Ah,

he's been delayed.

Well, he's bound to turn up sooner or
later, and when he does, he'll want to

know why you've ordered equipment
without authority.

Yes, well, I admit I have taken a few
shortcuts, but for a very good reason.

What reason?

Well, if you won't tell me, I shall ask
Dr. Chivers.

Can I help you?

I hope so, Doctor.

It is Dr. Chivers, isn't it?

Yes, that's right.

Have we met?

At a distance. You were chasing
butterflies at the time.

Oh, yeah.

Steed. John Steed.

Treasury.

Chivers.

Chivers. A suit and it's... Oh,
Professor Rushton, this is a Mr.

Steed. Ah, how do you do, Mr. Steed? How
do you do?

My daughter, Susan.

How do you do? Mr. Steed is from the
Treasury.

A very dull job compared to yours, I'm
afraid.

Oh, no, just routine. We test the
endurance of metals, you know, corrode

bombard them, and even reduce them. To
their basic elements?

Once a weapon leaves here, we guarantee
that it will survive the rigors of the

battlefield. That reminds me, Professor,
tomorrow's demonstration, the Saracen

FV603, I would like to go over the final
details. Don't let me keep you. Perhaps

Miss Rushton would show me around.

I'd be happy to, Mr. Steed. Yes, fine.
Well, if you'll excuse us.

This way, please.

We were expecting Sir John Bancroft to
arrive.

So were we.

But he unaccountably vanished between
the perimeter and the main gate.

Vanished? Oh, but I thought... Yes?

When did this happen? A few hours back.
He was on his way to audit the accounts,

too.

Do look around.

There's the laboratory.

Thank you.

Miss Rushton? Yes?

Do you assist your father?

Not directly. I work in administration.

Then perhaps you could supply me with an
inventory.

Inventory? Of the division's equipment.

That covers a wide field.

Well, let's start with military
vehicles. How many trucks do you have?

specification? MT4s.

Well, there's one allocated to the
stores.

It's parked out front, I believe. I've
seen that one. Any others?

I can check. Why do you ask? I'm looking
for one with a worn front tyre.

We found tracks near where Sir Gerald
disappeared.

I'm afraid the vehicle inventory doesn't
seem to be here.

Give me John Steed.

Administration somewhere.

Yes, I'll wait, but hurry, will you?

Professor Rushton's office?

Who's that?

It's for you, Mr. Steed.

Captain Gifford.

Hello? Uh, Steed?

Look, I just...

Hello?

Gifford? Hello?

Where are you?

Hello?

Gifford? Gifford, are you there?

I can't hold on!

It's utterly incredible.

Two men and a rose to vanish into thin
air.

I presume the area was thoroughly
searched?

Inch by inch, with the finest of tooth
combs.

Anyway, it was ringed with a live wire.

The guards were armed to the teeth and
nobody could get in or out.

What did you find out about Rochton?

Considered quite brilliant in his day,
if a trifle eccentric.

But with age creeping on, he was put out
to grass at the fatigue division.

And shivers? Well, he might have done
well, but he stepped on a few political

turns. So they both could be pretty
disgruntled.

Probably are, but he still doesn't
account for the disappearances or their

rising expenditure.

Oh, I think we'll find out about that in
Rushton's desk.

Oh?

Well, his daughter Susan has got it
under lock and key.

That should prove no problem.

There's going to be a demonstration
today of the Saracen FV603. The new

Extremely new.

I gather we're to attend.

I shall.

You'll be engaged elsewhere.

Uh -huh.

I'd better get into my rifling Rushton's
desk kit.

Ah, no sneaky moves.

There.

Happier now?

This is the truck they were looking for.

There's something very odd going on
here, I know.

I shouldn't worry, my dear.

Sir Gerald's bound to turn up. And when
he does, you'll be in serious trouble.

I don't think so, Sue. But you've spent
thousands over the allocation.

It hasn't been wasted, I promise you.
Well, where's the money gone?

When Mr. Steed was here, I lied for you.
I covered up for you. I think you owe

me an explanation.

Oh, very well.

It all started by accident. I was
testing this new alloy, bombarding it

electrons, and the machine went wrong,
so I had to improvise. Well, you know

routine. We take measurements before and
after.

Well, there's usually a slight
shrinkage, but this time it was more

couldn't believe it. The rays from the
improvised machine had actually reduced

its size.

So I built a more powerful version.

It's here.

Now, there.

That's it. That's where the money went.

This machine can actually reduce matter
and restore it to normal.

Yes, I know it sounds fantastic, but
then take radio, airplanes, television.

Didn't that seem inconceivable a hundred
years ago?

It really works.

You don't believe me, do you? No.

Well, look, I'll show you. Now, what
should we use?

Ah, yes, yes.

This crate.

Here we go.

There. It was money well spent.

Don't you agree, dear?

I'm not sure.

Who'll be there at the demonstration?

The usual top brass, plus one or two
observers on the other side.

Isn't that rather dangerous?

Well, how are you going to walk off with
an armored car?

Somebody walked off with a rose.

Well, if there is a connection, it'll be
interesting to see who turns up.

Comrade Schaefer?

What's this?

Your jacket.

My jacket.

Fool! This is an army demonstration
today. I'm a general, not an admiral.

I'm sorry, General.

Sir.

General? Yes.

Joseph, as a representative of our great
country, am I to appear half naked?

Another medal, you fool!

For bravery!

Conspicuous bravery!

Of course.

Good morning, darling.

Or is it good evening?

I thought you were still here.

Who is that?

How did she get here?

You brought her here last night.

What lovely medals.

Is this one for endurance?

Get rid of her.

Oh, but darling.

Out. You haven't shown me your icons.
Please, out.

This way, please. Darling. Out.

Please. This way. Darling.

Out.

Schaefer. What are you doing here? Get
out.

I want to talk to you.

Get out. Follow fear yourself. I will
not have you bursting in terror.

Bursting. My head's bursting. I've been
trying to see you for weeks. Not today.

I feel so fragile. I can help you,
Schaefer. Listen to me, will you? All

all right, all right. Now listen, but
please a little lower with the voice.

All right.

My name's Chivers. Matthew Andrew
Chivers, doctor.

You work at the fatigue division of the
testing area to which I've been invited

today. You're completely and totally
corruptible.

I make it my business to find out these
things.

Good.

So we can talk business.

What possible use could you be to me?

The security of the area is beyond
reproach. You would never be able to

anything out. You don't think so?

What did you have in mind?

Well, if this Saracen FV603 is as good
as I hear, I'll

take that.

It's yours.

You shall have it after today's
demonstration.

But that's impossible.

Oh, no.

Mission highly improbable, I grant you.

But not impossible.

Well,

well, well. I observe a most infamous
observer.

The general?

Last time I met him, he was an admiral.

His name's Schaefer.

He's versatile.

More than that, he's head of
intelligence.

Steed, my dear fellow, what an
unexpected pleasure.

General, it's certainly unexpected. You
look as though you're entitled to a

pension.

Crimean war?

Very well preserved.

How very kind of you to say so.

Here she comes.

Gun crew, stand by.

So that, sir, looks conventional.

Conventional vehicle made of
unconventional metal.

What do you British say?

The proof of the pudding?

All right, General. Stand by for a
taste.

Come on, Sergeant.

Number one gun, fire.

Fire two.

Fire three.

Fire four and five.

Fire six.

Cease fire.

Some pudding, huh, General?

Yes, indeed.

Sorry we can't part with the rest of
them.

Come have a drink.

Actually, it was a problem of
reoccurring stress, but we're using a

additive. Really?

Well, I must say, it's a very fine
machine.

The books are being served, Mr. Steve.

Thank you. I'll be along soon.

Wonderful vehicle, Doctor.

How are you going to remove it? In your
raincoat pocket?

I'll be honest, General.

You've got nothing to match the Saracen
FV603. One could hardly judge from such

a brief inspection.

Come along, then. You're welcome to
another look.

I shall. Oh, that would be very kind.
Come along, then.

Oh, no, please, Professor.

Hello.

Get those men out of here.

No.

Get to the perimeter.

What's happened?

I don't know.

What are you doing here?

Give me security.

Security. Check all perimeter points.

Give me an immediate check.

Right.

All fences are intact, sir. Good. They
can't have gone far.

Father, what is happening?

The Saracen.

Someone's stolen it.

What? Have you checked all visitors?

Yes, sir.

Everyone's accounted for, except John
Steed.

What about her?

Hello, Johnson.

Any news of the Saracen, Dr. Chivers?
No, not a thing.

You're welcome to search me if you like.

That's in order.

But she's been through all your papers.
I mean, she has no right, has she?

According to this pass, she has every
right.

Mrs. Peel is working for the Treasury
with Mr. Steed.

And what has happened to Steed?

I don't know.

And frankly, at this moment, he's not my
first concern.

The Saracen, that's the important thing.

If that's fallen into enemy hands... Ah,
it appears I underestimated you,

Doctor. How did you do it?

Where is it?

I brought it with me.

You what?

Where?

Here.

Oh, what a perfect replica.

But what did you do with the real one?

This is the real one.

This is the one you saw being
demonstrated.

I took your advice, Schaefer.

I brought it out in my raincoat pocket.

In your raincoat pocket.

Now the truth, the real truth.

You see, Rustin's produced a machine.

It reduces things. Why reduces things?

Yes, I know it sounds unbelievable. It
did to me at first.

But how else do you think I could have
got that out?

Take a look at it, Schaefer.

Take a really close look.

Believe me, this is the real thing.

You're lying to me. Oh, well, if you
think that, I'll find another buyer. No,

no, no, put it back, put it back.

That's mud.

And grass.

Miniature grass.

No panic.

We mustn't panic.

I have to inform my department.

I'm sending the Saracen FE -603 to you
in a cardboard box.

No panic.

I can deal with this in a cool, calm,
collected, ordered,

intelligent manner.

A better idea for instructions.

Come with me.

You are sure no one knows of Ruskin's
work? Positive. Not even his daughter.

Then it's clear he hasn't realized its
military significance.

With such a machine, we could shrink
opposing armies to the size of ants.

Ants! And then, grease, grease, grease,
grease.

If we reduce a rocket to the size of a
toy, how far would it travel?

The possibilities are gigantic.

In a very small way, of course.

The machine's in the truck, you say?
Yes, it's allocated to Rushton. Can't

it past the perimeter without his pass.

Then we must persuade him to deliver it
personally.

His daughter, he values her more than
the machine.

Well, I suppose so.

I'll have her picked up.

Hello? Mrs. Peel?

Mrs. Peel!

Steve, are you there? What's happened to
you?

If I told you, you wouldn't believe it.

Speak up. I can hardly hear you.

I'm not surprised.

Look, I haven't got time to explain.

Get over to Rushton's daughter and stay
with her.

Why?

Because she's in danger.

Rushton's invented some kind of...
Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello, who is that?

Hello? Who's speaking?

Hello, who is that?

Hello, what do you want?

Don't joke with me, please.

They've got the girl.

Hello?

Professor Ashton? Speaking.

Who's that?

That is of little concern at the moment.
What should concern you is that we have

your daughter.

My daughter? We will return her when you
deliver your machine to us.

Hello?

Hello?

See, Father, they've kidnapped Mrs. Peel
and they think it's me.

Yusuf, you know you're a fool.

All right, Schaefer, leave this to me.

I'm surrounded by fools.

So sorry you've been troubled, Mrs.
Peel. A case of mistaken identity.

It happens.

No hard feelings? None.

You're very kind.

Consider yourself my guest.

I can promise you a most diverting
evening.

Can't wait.

Mrs. Peel?

Mrs. Peel?

Yes, it's me, Mrs. Peel.

It can't be.

It's a dream.

A dream.

A tiny dream.

If you insist.

Ow!

Well, you're real enough, but...

How? Rushed and built some infernal
machine.

Chivers used it on the tank.

And you just happened to be inside.

How did you guess?

Tell me, Steve.

Is everything to scale?

Uh -huh.

and get into a position where I can
reach you on the corner.

Will you move it further onto the desk?

Any assistance in keeping it taut will
be appreciated, Mrs. Peel.

Thanks.

What's he doing?

I'm destroying my notes. Then I'll
destroy the machine. The machine? Yes, I

myself as a benefactor. But I've created
a terrible weapon. But what about Mrs.

Peel? I'll notify the authorities.

It's clear that Chivers is behind it
all.

Correction.

Chivers is behind you.

How are we doing?

Another tug should do it.

Miss Rushton, can't let this through
without a pass.

Well, at the matter of... It's all
right, Johnston.

Carry on, miss.

How are we doing?

Almost there.

And you go.

Well, I must say, Mrs. Peel, the pen is
mightier than the sword.

Well, between us, we've written them
off.

I hate to tell you, Schaefer's got the
machine.

Well done!

So that's your little brainchild.

Where is Mrs. Peel? You said... You'll
be joining her later.

But now it's time for a practical
demonstration.

Careful. Oops.

Sorry.

Where are we going?

I'm trying to get you king -sized again.

That summer house will do.

You will reduce it and bring it back to
size again.

My pleasure.

Hold on.

Here's your chance.

Amazing, Professor, quite amazing.

I congratulate you.

Take them into the house.

I'm not sure I shouldn't keep you like
this.

After all, it's one way to bag a man.

What happens now?

and awake development.

Big developments.

Today a summer house.

Tomorrow the world.

Now let's see your machine bring it back
to size.

Mrs. Peel!

It's Mrs.

Peel. Leave this to me.

I presume you want her alive.

Of course.

You'd better have the machine put in the
house.

All right.

Joseph, come with me.

Sergei! Stepan!

Mrs. Peel?

Mrs. Peel?

Well? Well, Mr. Steve.

I think you're going to need a
magnifying glass to find her.

But you are right.

She's around here somewhere.

Look, don't you worry. I'll gather her
up in my little net.

Take him back to the house.

An astonishing achievement, Professor,
which I'm sure our scientists can

duplicate. It will guarantee us world
domination.

But I cannot risk your being found here.

If you'll excuse me, I must arrange for
your disposal elsewhere.

My pleasure.

By disposal, I suppose he means... He

does.

Oh, dear.

I'd love to help, but my hands are tied.

Now, if you'll return the favor,
Professor.

If you don't mind, Mr. Steve.

Now. Hold very still, Mrs. Peel.

There you are, Mrs. Peel.

Well?

Back to normal.

Everything?

Everything.

Mr. T?

Dr. Chivas?

I can't find her. Forget it. We can
spread the whole grounds later.

Professor.

I

can

tell you one thing, Doctor. We are going
to be big men.

Yes, Mrs. Peel. I think we've cut him
down to size.

You English mini -cars, they're mini
-skirts.

You never know when to stop.

Help!

How's that?

Straighten her up a little bit.

Oh.

Okay? Mm -hmm. Fine.

What to do with that reducing machine?
Pretty rushed and destroyed it. Just

it around the room and you could move
everything about like an adult's house.

Certain things I'd love to see reduced.

That monstrous apartment block for a
start.

Government offices.

Bank overdrafts. Elephants.

Bermuda shorts.

Mini skirts.

Wishful thinking, I'm afraid.

Rushton's destroyed his notes.

He'll never build another.

Never mind. We'll console ourselves with
a gigantic feast.

There's a storm brewing. I'd better get
my coat.

No need to worry.

Take my brawling.

Please don't bother.

I'll be all right.