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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:31,490 You're not supposed to be here. 2 00:00:31,750 --> 00:00:32,830 I'm not here. 3 00:00:33,910 --> 00:00:35,510 Just pretend I'm not here. 4 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:38,890 Well, you're not watching this and you can't tell anyone, okay? 5 00:00:39,310 --> 00:00:41,590 Oh, she's so lucky. 6 00:00:43,030 --> 00:00:46,130 I'd switch places with her in a flash if I had the chance. 7 00:00:47,410 --> 00:00:50,310 Oh, Dave Pearl. 8 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:53,890 I'd give him head if I could. 9 00:00:54,370 --> 00:00:56,170 And I bet that Jane would too. 10 00:01:12,080 --> 00:01:13,500 So, you're my simulator. 11 00:01:15,300 --> 00:01:16,820 Simulator? That's original. 12 00:01:17,780 --> 00:01:19,980 Yeah. But that's fine, Dave Pearl. 13 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,600 I'm actually happy to be your simulator tonight. 14 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:28,600 Well, the good thing about simulators is that you can crash as many times as you 15 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,580 want and you don't die. 16 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:32,960 You still have a few lives left. 17 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:35,260 But we're not going to crash. 18 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:37,700 But maybe there's a similarity. 19 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:41,300 Let's do a date simulation. 20 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:44,840 And we're supposed to fuck? 21 00:01:47,060 --> 00:01:49,620 Would you like to fuck, Mr. Pearl? 22 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:58,240 I thought the fucking judge punished me. 23 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:03,900 But, uh, you're way too good looking to be a punishment. 24 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:06,860 That's bad. 25 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:08,300 I like being punished. 26 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:11,380 Do you know? 27 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,300 Yeah. 28 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:20,820 So... Do you want to get on drugs or do you want to fuck me first? 29 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:24,360 Wow. Does that line ever work for you? 30 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:27,660 I mean, when you go home with groupies, is that what you say to them? 31 00:02:28,860 --> 00:02:29,860 I don't have to say anything. 32 00:02:30,980 --> 00:02:32,220 They already know what to do. 33 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:36,400 And if they don't, I'll teach them. 34 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,360 Hmm. 35 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:43,760 Do you know who I am? 36 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:46,520 So, back to Dave Pearl's case. 37 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:48,980 He had some troubles with his mother, I believe. 38 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:52,140 She was taken away from him when he was 10, so yeah. 39 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,820 What do you mean, taken away from him? 40 00:02:56,700 --> 00:02:58,260 Where was she taken away to? 41 00:02:59,020 --> 00:03:03,460 Why? She was sick, she was depressive, and committed to a mental institution. 42 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:09,300 Well, he also says he doesn't remember anything about her. Do you think that's 43 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:10,300 true? 44 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:32,380 I feel your lipstick 45 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:37,820 kisses, burnt with all my senses, 46 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,460 burnt with all. 47 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:50,340 Cigarettes burning thin, in hidden 48 00:03:50,340 --> 00:03:53,720 places, you left. 49 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,279 Can you explain the words to me? 50 00:04:23,560 --> 00:04:25,780 I think I don't explain it. 51 00:04:26,540 --> 00:04:28,000 But I can tell you one thing. 52 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:36,480 All those dumb bitches standing with their cellphone flashlights in the 53 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,060 crowd, they don't have a fucking clue. 54 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:51,100 The judge doesn't believe that 55 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:53,680 I can have sex without violence. 56 00:04:56,080 --> 00:05:00,240 But I swear, it's not my thing. 57 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,340 The man who came to see you, 58 00:05:03,260 --> 00:05:04,560 do you want to tell me about him? 59 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:06,920 What man? 60 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,200 Ah, you thought. 61 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,620 Well, that was my dad. 62 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:16,040 He looked bad. 63 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:17,480 Bad? 64 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:19,380 I'm handling him. 65 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,120 He's giving my brother a hard time. 66 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,660 Anyway, back to Dave Pearl's case. 67 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:29,240 He had some troubles with his mother, I believe. 68 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:31,520 Kick my dick. 69 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:34,820 Knock on it, man. That's what women do to me. 70 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:37,280 Why don't you want to kiss me? 71 00:05:40,620 --> 00:05:41,740 I don't kiss men. 72 00:05:43,660 --> 00:05:45,340 Darkness is a love song, isn't it? 73 00:05:45,900 --> 00:05:47,620 About someone who left you behind. 74 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:49,880 What happened to her? 75 00:05:50,660 --> 00:05:51,660 Did she leave you? 76 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:55,880 Did she die? 77 00:06:00,180 --> 00:06:01,780 I don't know what you're talking about. 78 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:06,500 Is it about your mom? 79 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:33,120 Listen, if I fuck you and I don't beat you up, will you sign the papers and let 80 00:06:33,120 --> 00:06:34,120 me go? 81 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:35,640 No. 82 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:37,320 That wasn't exactly the plan. 83 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:39,900 Do you know what 10th race? 84 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:47,180 Yeah, it's when you fuck without moving right, like sick turtles. 85 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,480 Something like that, yep. 86 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:54,380 I was thinking maybe that's something we could do. 87 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:56,780 Would you be up for that? 88 00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:01,770 Then you'll sign the fucking papers? 89 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,250 You're sweet. 90 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:06,570 But I don't need you here forever. 91 00:07:11,590 --> 00:07:14,010 I should have told him before we began about the camera. 92 00:07:15,870 --> 00:07:17,390 I don't think we could keep it on. 93 00:07:18,330 --> 00:07:22,510 I want to gain his trust. A camera in the room is mandatory. It's not for you 94 00:07:22,510 --> 00:07:23,510 decide. 95 00:07:23,790 --> 00:07:24,790 It's our policy. 96 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:30,280 I know that, but I just think in order to get close to him, we really need to 97 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:34,400 something. I'll just have another session with him here, and I'll instruct 98 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:35,400 how to proceed. 99 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:37,720 You're not scared of me, are you? 100 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,420 If you don't want to kiss, we don't kiss. 101 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,680 But then we can touch. 102 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:38,150 What the fuck? What the fuck is that? 103 00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,330 What the fuck? 104 00:08:42,470 --> 00:08:43,549 What the fuck? 105 00:08:44,910 --> 00:08:46,330 Hold you in. 106 00:08:46,550 --> 00:08:48,090 Somebody's going to get killed here. 107 00:08:48,430 --> 00:08:49,430 Okay, that's bad. 108 00:08:49,890 --> 00:08:51,070 That's really bad. 109 00:08:52,830 --> 00:08:53,830 I'm going to go. 110 00:08:53,850 --> 00:08:56,550 No, no, no. She can handle it. No, no, no, Paula. 111 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,790 I should go check that out. She should manage on her own. 112 00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:00,130 Paula, step aside. 7501

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