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You're not supposed to be here.

I'm not here.

Just pretend I'm not here.

Well, you're not watching this and you can't tell anyone, okay?

Oh, she's so lucky.

I'd switch places with her in a flash if I had the chance.

Oh, Dave Pearl.

I'd give him head if I could.

And I bet that Jane would too.

So, you're my simulator.

Simulator? That's original.

Yeah. But that's fine, Dave Pearl.

I'm actually happy to be your simulator tonight.

Well, the good thing about simulators is that you can crash as many times as you

want and you don't die.

You still have a few lives left.

But we're not going to crash.

But maybe there's a similarity.

Let's do a date simulation.

And we're supposed to fuck?

Would you like to fuck, Mr. Pearl?

I thought the fucking judge punished me.

But, uh, you're way too good looking to be a punishment.

That's bad.

I like being punished.

Do you know?

Yeah.

So... Do you want to get on drugs or do you want to fuck me first?

Wow. Does that line ever work for you?

I mean, when you go home with groupies, is that what you say to them?

I don't have to say anything.

They already know what to do.

And if they don't, I'll teach them.

Hmm.

Do you know who I am?

So, back to Dave Pearl's case.

He had some troubles with his mother, I believe.

She was taken away from him when he was 10, so yeah.

What do you mean, taken away from him?

Where was she taken away to?

Why? She was sick, she was depressive, and committed to a mental institution.

Well, he also says he doesn't remember anything about her. Do you think that's

true?

I feel your lipstick

kisses, burnt with all my senses,

burnt with all.

Cigarettes burning thin, in hidden

places, you left.

Can you explain the words to me?

I think I don't explain it.

But I can tell you one thing.

All those dumb bitches standing with their cellphone flashlights in the

crowd, they don't have a fucking clue.

The judge doesn't believe that

I can have sex without violence.

But I swear, it's not my thing.

The man who came to see you,

do you want to tell me about him?

What man?

Ah, you thought.

Well, that was my dad.

He looked bad.

Bad?

I'm handling him.

He's giving my brother a hard time.

Anyway, back to Dave Pearl's case.

He had some troubles with his mother, I believe.

Kick my dick.

Knock on it, man. That's what women do to me.

Why don't you want to kiss me?

I don't kiss men.

Darkness is a love song, isn't it?

About someone who left you behind.

What happened to her?

Did she leave you?

Did she die?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Is it about your mom?

Listen, if I fuck you and I don't beat you up, will you sign the papers and let

me go?

No.

That wasn't exactly the plan.

Do you know what 10th race?

Yeah, it's when you fuck without moving right, like sick turtles.

Something like that, yep.

I was thinking maybe that's something we could do.

Would you be up for that?

Then you'll sign the fucking papers?

You're sweet.

But I don't need you here forever.

I should have told him before we began about the camera.

I don't think we could keep it on.

I want to gain his trust. A camera in the room is mandatory. It's not for you

decide.

It's our policy.

I know that, but I just think in order to get close to him, we really need to

something. I'll just have another session with him here, and I'll instruct

how to proceed.

You're not scared of me, are you?

If you don't want to kiss, we don't kiss.

But then we can touch.

What the fuck? What the fuck is that?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

Hold you in.

Somebody's going to get killed here.

Okay, that's bad.

That's really bad.

I'm going to go.

No, no, no. She can handle it. No, no, no, Paula.

I should go check that out. She should manage on her own.

Paula, step aside.

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