All language subtitles for School of Rock s03e18 Photograph

Hey, Kimmy. Want to try something
amazing?

Sure.

Whoa!

It's lavender perfume for picture day
today. The smell makes you feel pretty,

you look pretty.

Thanks.

Uh, hey, Tamika.

Friend?

Friend?

We're friends.

Just friends.

Yeah, I'm picking up on that.

Freddy finally told me he like -liked
me, but before I could tell him that I

like -liked him, he took it back, and
now things are ten.

And was that uncomfortable?

I'd be more comfortable if you sprayed
my eyes again.

You need glasses that are intellectual,
but bring out your rugged individuality

with just a fork of mischief.

You get me.

Happy picture day.

You bought me the conquistador?

I don't know what I was thinking with
these.

Some Magellan.

Hello, Travis Prep.

I hear it's picture day.

Looking sharp, Zach. Whoa, don't touch
the shoe, people. I need this picture to

be perfect.

This year, I'm making the mantle.

Making the mantle?

Above the fireplace in my house, that's
my family's traditional place of honor.

My school picture has never made the
mantle.

There's always been something wrong with
it.

So your parents don't have any pictures
of you at their house?

None of the mantle.

My personal best is the top of the
toilet tank in the guest bathroom.

I feel like an outsider in my own home.
My brothers, my sisters, my cousins,

even the gardener has made the mantle.

But to be fair, it is a spectacular
picture of Rodrigo.

Mr. Finn, did you forget it was picture
day?

Of course not. I'm sporting my best
look.

Check out these pants.

No holes and a partially working zipper.

Put those right. Give me.

Right here. Thank you.

And Mr. Finn, your zipper's undone.

Ah, only partially undone.

You may have noticed some changes to the
school. The walls are freshly painted

and I've displayed all this wonderful
artwork from ceramics class.

We don't have a ceramic class.

I took one last summer when I was
dealing with a particularly hard

Had a lot of pottery that summer.

But I'm better now, Kenneth.

Anyway, the committee doesn't have to
know that.

Committee? Oh, I happen to be in line
for a kapati.

Ooh, is that the toilet that blow -drys
your butt?

No.

Kapati stands for Central Austin
Principal of the Year. It's a very...

Deidre's award.

But does it blow dry your butt?

No, I don't like that.

No, I need everything to be perfect.
Nothing can get in the way of my

To be fair, we were really cleaning up
after you.

Hey, Mr. Finn, you have two little red
marks on your neck.

Huh? Maybe one of those bats bit you.

Oh, you know what that means.

Yeah, maybe you'll become a vampire.

What?

I don't have any mysterious bite marks
on me, do I?

Or work bat poop?

I don't see any bat poop.

Your suit looks perfect.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no. You can barely see it.

In fact, I think I was mistaken.

Uh, no, that definitely is it. And I
think we're making it angry.

I've never been so bummed not to have
bad poop on my face. Now I'll never get

the mantle.

Sure you will. And we'll help you. Just
for kicks.

If one were becoming a vampire, how
would one know?

Asking for a friend.

Do you have an inhuman thirst for blood?

I am a little parched. Some blood would
really hit the spot.

a volcano on my face.

Zach, it's just a tiny blemish.

You're letting your imagination run away
with you. You think?

Absolutely. Now, if you'll excuse me, I
gotta go get a garlic necklace to stop

myself from becoming the undead.

Look, Zach, I found a facial steamer
that'll clear that baby up in no time.

actually, I think a few drops of tea
tree oil would work much faster. I use

every day. I don't know. This is making
me nervous.

What if it makes it worse?

Dude, it couldn't get much worse. I
think you either lose it or you name it.

Thanks for all your help.

Where'd you get a face steamer at
school?

Full disclosure, it's lunch lady Doris'
foot steamer. Now get your face in

there! Stop being such a wimp.

I'll even demonstrate on myself.

Yeah, but the tea tree oil would work
much faster.

Well done. And in no time at all. Ta
-da! My pores feel amazing.

I am not putting my face anywhere near
that thing. Why? What happened?

I look insane!

And I smell like feet.

What did I just do?

Someone help! I... You look ridiculous.

Whoa.

like you used your fancy pen ink instead
of the tea tree oil. The bottles look

exactly the same. And that's all the
mystery of the blue student.

I look like toilet water.

I look like a toilet brush.

Best friend.

Our school photos are going to look
ridiculous this year. This is horrible.

I blame Jeremy.

Who's Jeremy?

That's what we named your zit.

Mitty will be here any minute. I am so
nervous.

Fill me up. Just remember, you are a
proud educator who's always calm. Here

come. Door.

Welcome to Travis Prep.

Oh, wow.

Such young, fresh faces. Isn't that
wonderful?

Excuse me for a moment.

They're kids.

I can't relate to kids. I'm a principal.

You listen to me. You have devoted your
whole life to kids.

Mostly yelling at them, but still.

I needed to hear that.

Okay, Principal Mullins, I'd like to
explain how the award is given. Each

principal starts with 100 points.

Every time we see something that could
use some improvement, we take off a few

points. Then we average our scores, and
the principal with the most points wins.

Groovalicious.

So, what's with all the barrels?

Oh, oh, oh.

This is just one of the worst. Wonderful
programs I've instituted here.

Grain for the needy.

What do the needy do with unprocessed
grain?

Bean bag.

Rain sticks, maracas.

I don't understand what's supposed to
happen here. Okay, this mud mask should

draw the zit juice and leave you looking
mantle -worthy.

But why are you putting it over my whole
face? Can't you just put it on the zit?

Let me put you at ease. We simply don't
want to leave a line where the beautiful

treated skin meets your hideous regular
face.

Okay, just breathe normally through
these straws and you'll be fine.

Don't do anything weird to me while I'm
wearing this.

Promise? You know we can't promise that.

It's a fact.

Well, we're stuck like this forever. My
hair won't straighten.

And I look like Smurfette.

Guys, can we focus on my problems,
please?

I'm starting to freak out a little bit
about this vampire thing.

I've lost the taste for food.

Did you just eat a three -foot sub?

Yes, but the last foot was real hard to
choke down.

I really don't think you're a vampire,
Mr. Finn.

I need proof.

I'm going to use science to find the
answer.

I'll walk outside, and if I don't burn
up, I'm not a vampire.

I'm going to put on some sunscreen, just
in case.

What have you done?

We promised we'd help Zach, and that's
just what we're doing.

Oh, keeping your word. That's a change.

At least I didn't run away like some
people I know.

Guys, are you two okay?

We're friends!

All right, ready?

Man, it's kind of crazy. I even thought
I could be a vampire, right?

Yeah.

All right, let's do this for science.

What?

What is it?

Uh, nothing.

You guys are looking at me really weird.

Yeah, nothing.

You look fine, Mr. Finn.

I'm going to go get a wooden stake.

I totally heard that. I am a vampire.

Brains.

I need brains.

That's a zombie.

Oh, man, I'm a zombie vampire.

The mask has set.

Let's unveil the new Zach.

One, two, three.

Here, let me try.

One, two, three.

a bunch.

All right, nobody freak out, except
Zach, because he's got a rock -hard slab

granite stuck to his face.

You guys, get it off him.

All right, I've got an idea. It's pretty
dangerous for Zach, but I'm willing to

risk it.

Just take it easy, Zach.

What do you need, buddy?

You want to thank your pal, Lawrence?
I'm right here.

You're thanking me. You are.

Why does he have to be so far back?

That's the most powerful laser I've ever
built.

Any closer, it would fry his face off.

I know. I'm excited to try it out, too.

Guys, I don't know how much longer I
have to spend with you on your mortal

plane. I just want to apologize in
advance if I drink you like a juice box.

Ready, Jack?

Great.

Here we go.

Firing sequence in five, four.

I'm indestructible.

It has an off switch, you know.

a ton of butter.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to turn into a bat.

Does anyone else think we should run?

Man, I'm so upset that I lost my
eyebrows.

But no one can tell because I lost my
eyebrows.

You think that's bad? Without my
glasses, I can't see how stupid you

no eyebrows.

We're all going to look like freaks in
the school picture.

What are we going to do?

You may look like a freak, but not me.

Scary.

What's wrong with your eyes?

Nothing, thanks to my LARPing contact
lenses.

What's the LARPing? Live action role
playing.

We meet on Sundays at the park. I play a
half human, half dragon named Greg.

Greg?

Listen, it's either this or bumping into
everything.

Lizard Eyes is the only sane choice.

You should talk.

I'm guessing you're mad about the
picture being a few minutes away and you

making the family mantle.

Sorry.

I'm patting your head.

Hello, Summer.

Without your eyebrows, I can't tell if
you're being nice, sarcastic, or angry.

How's this?

Got it. You're angry.

You know, I like it more when you're not
mad at me.

It's not funny.

It's a little funny.

Look, I'm sorry about your brows.

I know how important all hair is to you.

You look cute, Blue.

What? Why?

I don't know. I guess you reminded me of
my first bike, Blue Thunder.

No.

Why did you take it back when you said
you really liked me?

Well, you ran away from me and never
answered me back, which is kind of an

answer.

I just didn't want to like someone who
didn't like me.

Well, I get that.

But I was only avoiding you because I
thought Tamika liked you. But she

and now it's too late.

Well... It's not too late.

I mean, I never really stopped, you
know, liking you.

Really?

Really.

I like like you, too.

Not now, Jack!

I have the answer to all of our
problems.

Ink remover from the janitor.

Jackie gave me your flat iron to
straighten my hair.

Fake mustache from drama class.

Cut in half, eyebrows.

You really?

Oh, and Lawrence, I stole these glasses
from the crossing guard.

Be careful out there, people.

That's amazing.

Thanks. And Zach, I didn't forget about
you, buddy.

Here are two brand new nose straws.

He's got a concrete head.

I'm not a miracle worker.

We can't give up.

This picture is too important to Zach.

We're running out of time.

I've got an idea.

Hmm.

Okay, now I've got another idea.

I have found my coffin.

Where I shall rest for an eternity.

Mr. Finn, that's just a box.

I'll admit, it's a fixer -upper, but a
candelabra, some cobwebs. It'll be a

monster's lair in no time.

It's time to put this to an end, Mr.
Finn.

I'm going to prove to you once and for
all that you're not a vampire.

What? Open the shades.

No, no, no!

What do you want to do now?

Guys, I found a power washer to blast a
mask right off Zach's face.

Put this on him.

I want you to know, Zach, that even if
you don't get on your family mantle,

you'll always be a respected member of
our family.

Even if your head's locked in cement
forever.

Okay, it's ready.

Stand back, guys, unless you want your
face blasted off.

Not you, Zach.

What do you say we go take a picture?

Yeah.

I, uh... I... I guess I'm done.

I think we agree.

Yes.

Anyone who takes care of these
unfortunate children deserves to be

Congratulations.

is honor enough. I don't need an award.

No, no, mine!

It's mine. I earned it.

No matter what happened, I want to thank
you all for trying.

You didn't have to wrap my head in
concrete, but you did, because you

Thanks.

Anytime, pal.

Anytime.