All language subtitles for School of Rock s03e11 Puppy Love

Summer, you don't have to say kickboxing
every time you kick. But I'm so pumped

for our first kickboxing class.

We'll be kickboxing buddies.

Kickboxing!

Sorry, last time.

I can't wait to be tough like you. I'm
not that tough.

Hey,

Forrest! Step away from the underwear.

Sorry, Tamika.

Now, do it to yourself.

Yes, ma 'am.

Thank you.

See?

You're tough.

I wouldn't say I was tough.

Oh, a snake.

Hey, cutie pie.

Put it down. He'll swallow us whole.

This little guy, he's adorable.

Who's got a forked tongue?

You've got a forked tongue.

People so freaked over a normal part of
nature.

her in its eyes.

I have to help her.

Look, she's not wearing a collar. She's
lost.

First of all, that's not a she.

I'll call her Princess Cupcake.

Again, not a girl.

Too late. I've already named her.

But we're going to be late for our
kickboxing class.

I can't go.

Hurry. Gotta find this little cutie
place to live.

Isn't that right, Your Majesty?

Bye, Camille.

boxing buddies by myself.

I don't mean to bother you, but how long
do I have to keep doing this?

Another hour. Oh, that's fair.

Okay, we are live streaming now.

What is up, guys? Get ready to see the
greatest skateboard trick of all time.

I'm going to bolt into the quad, up a
ramp, then make a thick lunch table jump

while doing a kickflip backside
tailpipe.

Big finish, I'm going to pop a nuclear
skull crusher right over L -Dog here.

Poor L -Dog.

Wait, I'm L -Dog.

Lawrence, skull lie down.

I call this trick the Freddy.

Good news, everyone.

Summer, right?

Sorry, I was busy finding a home for the
puppy. I figured.

Hey, I'm also sorry I missed kickboxing
on Friday.

Yeah, being the only one there without a
partner was tough.

I spent 45 minutes kicking myself.

I'm just glad you're done rescuing those
terrifying little puppies.

All finished. And the rear view
completely done.

The dog's in the bag, isn't it? Yeah.

not smuggle a dog into school. That's
against, like, 200 rules.

I know, but my mom's allergic, so I
can't keep her at home anymore.

Can't leave her at your house, but what
else was I supposed to do?

Kale volunteers on animal whiskey. Let's
just dump it on her.

Great idea.

It's all gonna work out for Princess
Cupcake.

Yes, it is.

Uh, no, it's not.

Hello, Principal Mullins. Hello, girl.

How's your day going?

Great. So great. Just great.

And, oh, nothing unusual or terrifying
at all happening today.

connected with two students done for the
week.

Oh, I never get an allergy attack like
this, unless there's a dog

close by.

But a dog on campus would be a shocking
violation of school policy.

No, I'm highly allergic to dogs, and I
don't know if you can tell, but my

sinuses have been activated.

I can tell.

There is a dog nearby.

The honk never lies.

What was that?

That was my stomach.

Yes, I must be getting hungry and can't
wait to eat this gigantic, real lunch.

Maybe you're allergic to something else,
like Mr.

Ben. Hello, girls.

strong cologne you're wearing, Mr. Ben.

Well, you're either smelling my
breakfast burrito or my anti -fungal

combination of which is my signature
scent.

Good day, ladies.

just like my mom used to make.

May I?

I just put it to you. No! No, my soup!

Only child.

I never learned to share.

you know give it up to rock and roll
cause we ain't gonna stop are you ready

love calm down no it was an epic fail in

front of the entire world it's not that
bad only a few people were watching and

i deleted the live stream as soon as i
stopped laughing i mean checked if

okay so no one saw it hey look it's
freddie the man who battled

You fell in cheese.

I call it the Freddy.

No one saw it, huh? Or everyone did.
It's really either one or the other

days.

We have to destroy their phones.

Hey, do a Freddy.

Really? I mean, I could do a cool trick
at lunch.

Cool trick?

No. A Freddy, where you fall on your
face and wind up covered in yogurt or

oatmeal. Yeah, do oatmeal.

Wait, Regina, you've been recording this
whole time in selfie mode.

Oh, wow.

I pulled a total Freddy.

Yeah, you sure Freddy'd that up.

Congratulations. You're a verb.

From now on, instead of epic fail, I'm
going to say epic Freddy.

Okay, guys, come on. That was like a one
-time thing.

Okay,

two -time thing.

for lunch?

No, these seeds are for the bird.

These are my seeds.

Okay, Kale, we need to get rid of a dog.

Rescue a puppy? We don't care where it
goes. We want it to go to a nice home.

Ooh, puppy in trouble. Yay!

I mean, I just love to help.

They were the things we can get on with
our lives.

Your foot boy?

It's a girl.

But are you sure she's a boy?

There's really no way of knowing.

Well, this has been great. Let's go.

Wait. We'll go to the rescue shelter
with you.

A building full of dogs sounds
wonderful, but Summer, we have

Remember how excited you were?

Kickboxing!

thousand times. Oscar from the Travis
Tatler. What do you plan to fill it

I mean, I hadn't really thought about
it. Will you sign my face?

Wait, you want my autograph?

Yeah. I hope he filled the name wrong.

Oh, I brought you a candy bar.

It's mine.

It has nougat.

Maybe being the fill guy isn't so bad
after all. Not so bad.

It's the best.

Let's give them a little show. Cool.

That's mine, clumsy.

Don't worry, Summer. We'll definitely
find Princess Cupcakes a new home.

Mind if we have a minute alone to say
goodbye?

Princess Cupcake.

Please take good care of her.

I'm afraid I can't. The shelter lost its
funding. We're closing down.

No, that's horrible.

I'm sorry, but unless we find the money
to keep us open, we can't take any new

dogs. In fact, we don't know what to do
with the dogs we already have.

We'll take them all.

Wrap them up for whatever you do with
them.

Saros and cheese noodles.

Well, you do look adorable with orange
fingers.

Now we can finally get back to being
just us.

Best friend, Zog.

Uh, Summer, why are you so squirmy?

You just never notice.

Guys, some of the dogs are still
missing.

We're all gonna die!

Who's missing?

Uh, Commodore Phineas Fuzzy Pants, um,
Fluffer Nuffy Duffy Doo,

Okay.

You're not going to ask any questions?
If I thought about what I do, I wouldn't

have that cool selfie with a tiger. Or
this car.

There must be dogs here somewhere.

It might be my new cologne.

It's from Iceland.

It's made with farfallu, which is wool
saliva.

It's a wonder no man has snapped you up.

Crawling in the bag. Do not crawl in the
bag.

Why don't you go into your office and
take a nap? It's been a stressful

Coming from your Icelandic waltz, bitch.

I do it for you, kid.

Want some chips?

Oh, this is my guac sombrero.

I'm gonna give it to him.

Want some guac dude, bro?

Don't mind if I do.

Look, I dropped and broke my phone.

I'm a doofus just like you.

No way!

What's going on?

Only the best new fella of all time.

was going to ride his bike across
America, but farted and ran into a

Broke both his arms.

Wow. Both arms?

That's genius.

Oh, boy.

I really fretted the guacamole, right?

No, you kevined it.

Kevin! Hold up. We should have changed
such a great slang term. Kevin!

lead singer and bass player didn't show
up. I wanted to come in, but Summer

filled the studio with those furry
jerks. It's a furpocalypse in there.

I will not stand here and let you insult
Admiral Fuzzy Pants.

Admiral? I thought he was Commodore
Fuzzy Pants.

He was promoted for not pooping on the
rug.

He just got demoted.

let the puppies come between you and me.

But now you're keeping me away from the
band.

Well, the shelter lost its funding.

I'm sorry, but there was nothing we
could do.

We?

Me and Kale. Oh, so you guys are a we
now.

We used to be a we. We're still a we.

Are we?

I thought so.

Maybe we're not. I thought so, too.
Until you threw yourself at the first

face that looked your way.

There's no place for puppies in our we.

Well, I'm not the one who pushed her
best friend away.

Someone else did that.

I'm talking about you.

Oh, great.

Right on the vomit mop.

What you doing on the floor, girlfriend?

Feeling sorry for myself and soaking up
mop vomit.

Been there.

I'm guessing you're not having a great
day.

I really blew it with Summer.

You know what would make you feel
better?

There is a room full of puppies back
here to cuddle with.

I'm scared of puppies, Mr. Finn.

That's the problem.

And Summer's obsessed with them, so we
can't hang out, which means we can't be

best friends anymore.

It's okay.

I get it.

I mean, I don't get it, because being
scared of puppies is dumb.

But sometimes you gotta learn to like
the stuff your friends are into.

Like me and my pal Greasy Dave.

Honestly, I don't think he likes going
bathing through shopping with me.

But he goes because he knows what looks
good on me.

See?

Friendship.

There's a lot of layers to the Mr. Pin
Onion, aren't there?

I know what I have to do.

I want you to lock me in the studio with
those puppies.

You sure you want to do that to
yourself?

I have to face my fear head on.

So no matter what you hear in there...

No matter how much I beg you, do not
open that door. Got it?

Got it. You swear?

Swear on your life.

What? Mm -hmm.

Never mind.

I'm going in there, fraidy cat, and
coming out a dog lover.

You got this.

Open the door.

See, I told you I could be trusted.

This isn't a test.

Open the door, you jerk face.

Get away from me. Jerk face?

I'm the one doing you a favor by keeping
you locked in there.

She wants to get over her fear of dogs
because they mean so much to you.

So I locked her in there and she can't
get out.

That is so sweet. Wait, you what?

I'm sure she's fine now. It's been
deathly silent for like a minute.

I'm going in.

You're alive.

Yeah, turns out these rulers aren't so
bad after all.

I tried to stop her, but she overpowered
me.

This is sure to get you back into the
fail spotlight.

What's up, redheads? If this goes right,
and it just might not, I'll skate over

the stack of messy blueberry pies and
then leap through those fountains of

soda. For the grand finale, I'll jump
over 80 cartons of rotten eggs.

Crazy, right? I hope I don't Freddy
this.

If I do, it could be the biggest fail
ever.

Here comes the...

so sorry.

Damn, I didn't fail epically. What a
disaster.

You totally Kevin'd your Freddy.

Guess I just have to accept that I'm one
of those unlucky people who almost

never fails.

Lucky.

Enjoy it while it lasts.

I would like to give a special shout out
to my teacher for locking me in a

boiler room so I can love dogs.

One, two, three, four.