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Then Neil Armstrong stepped off the lunar module and onto the moon. He said

these historic words.

That's one small step for a man, one giant... Lobby!

Wow.

That's really inspiring, Mr. Finn.

At least he didn't say the word he used when the Pilgrims fell off Plymouth

Rock.

Are we done with Mr. Finn falling? I mean, history.

Good.

I wanted to show everybody the flyer for the school talent show.

Awesome. I love flyers.

Talent show? I'm going to do something big and stunty.

Maybe something with a motorcycle and fire.

You literally just fell off a desk.

But go for it.

Why don't we perform as a band?

Other than blowing our secret, getting yicked out of school, and our parents

disowning us, I can't think of a reason.

But we can still do other things that aren't secret.

To me, we can do our famous magic and tap dance act we did when we were five.

Magical tapical?

I think that one should be kept a secret, too.

We stuffed animals loved it every time we did it.

Come on, let's bring the act back.

That is such a nice offer.

Give me a second to think about it.

No.

What's that?

It's nothing.

Why are you hiding it if it's nothing?

Is that a list of all the girls who like me?

For the last time, there's no such list.

If you promise not to tell anyone, I'll tell you what it is.

Okay, I promise.

I wrote a song. Hey, everybody, Freddie wrote a song.

What? I didn't make any promises.

Also, no girls like Zach do.

Wow, Freddie, you wrote a song?

Let's hear it, dude.

I don't know. It's the first one I ever wrote. It's probably no good.

Come on, Freddie, we want to hear it.

Okay,

okay, but go easy.

You're the end of me, I'll never mind If we're in a free fall

every time When we get right down to the core It's you and me and nothing

more Can't you see the people come and go? Yeah, they think they know Everybody

going, speaking their mind Yeah, the people come and go They don't know what

know Cause we get it right every time And we don't think twice now

Wow, Freddy, that was amazing.

It was so good.

Thanks. That means so much. You guys really like it? Oh, yeah.

That's the kind of song that could get Zach a girlfriend if he had written it.

Dude!

Check it out, dudes. Our new state -of -the -art sound boards.

Sweet! It's finished?

You've been working on that for months. Will we be able to tell the difference?

You people?

No.

Hey, guys.

I wrote another song.

Wow. Two songs in two days?

I once took a nap that lasted two days. So we're both achievers.

Let's hear it, dude.

This one's very special to me. I wrote it to thank you guys for all your

support. If you guys didn't like my song yesterday, I would have been crushed.

Well, if it's anything like your first one, I'm sure this could be the best

ever. Well, you guys were my inspiration.

It's called On the Wings of Friends.

You get me.

You got me.

You know me.

I know me.

You see me.

A ghost like a microscope or a telescope.

You lift me up on the wings

of friends.

I can fly anywhere so high, like a pie in the sky, guacamole on the

side, on the wings of friends.

They're metaphorical wings, where I can dream forever and ever, whatever.

Oh, look.

A feather.

And I will sing this song on the wings of friends.

Oh, yeah.

What do you guys think?

I've never heard anything like it.

I'll never forget it, no matter how hard I try.

So, you guys really liked it?

Like is not the word.

Then what is the word?

Tamika knows the word.

Great. It was great.

Great. Great.

Can we go now?

Since you guys love the song so much, let's record it right now as our next

school rock song.

Lawrence, fire up that soundboard.

Yeah, it's a great idea.

Let me just run one more test on it.

Oops. Now you'll never be able to share that beautiful new song.

Ever.

Guess who just signed up for the talent show?

We did.

We? Me and Quigley. Oh, no, not that guy.

Aw, it's like a mini you.

Make him talk. I want to hear his cute little voice.

Oh, you don't want that.

Quigley's an insult comedian.

He's made me cry on several occasions.

I hate that dumb puppet. And I hate that dumb hat. We're even. Ba -bam!

Although it does give people something to hate besides your personality.

Ba -bam!

Oh, he's good.

You told me you loved my hat. It's not me. It's Quigley.

I love it. It totally compliments your eyes.

Now, if you could just find something to compliment your face.

Ba -bam!

Like a paper bag.

Ba -bam!

Quigley 3, Zach.

the truth about his song.

It's just a little white lie. What's the harm?

Not like anyone's ever going to hear it anyway. It's over.

Guess what, everybody?

I signed up to sing On the Wings of Friends at the talent show.

Sorry, unrelated.

Hey, lady girl. Guess what we just signed up for?

Summer, forget it. I'm not going to embarrass myself in front of the whole

school. What could be embarrassing about this?

I'm just going to walk away now.

Oh, are you doing magic?

And tap.

But I just lost my partner.

Well, maybe I can help.

Oh, when I was a girl, I dreamed of the glamorous life of being a magician's

assistant. Tameka's going to come around.

Just think about it.

Alakazam, you've got detention.

It's just from my history accident.

But don't worry. Still going to do the talent show.

It's cool you guys came back early from lunch to see my new trick.

Actually, we're here to talk about Freddy.

It's just juggling a bowling ball, ping pong ball, and peach smoothie.

Took me a lot of time to learn how to do this amazing stunt, but whatever.

Let's talk about Freddy.

Fine. Just do it.

Great. Here.

Talk to me this ping pong ball.

Three, two, one.

So what's up with Freddie?

He's singing his terrible song for the talent show.

Everybody's going to laugh at him. We have to stop him. This is all our fault

for letting a little white light snowball.

You guys are really Freddie's friends.

You'll be honest with him. We're in too deep.

I already told him I made a song by ringtone.

Do not call me.

Ever.

Only there was somebody who could tell him for us.

Ba -bam!

Quigley, hit me with your best shot.

Listen, hair gel, it's that song you're going to sing at the talent show.

Hair gel, bust it. I use so much, it's a problem.

Okay, Quigley's going to get serious.

Nova band, your song stinks.

Quigley, you're hilarious, man.

Freddy, he's not joking about that.

Dude, your thong is terrible.

Wow. We're sorry, Freddie.

It's a cold, hard truth.

To realize your friends are jealous?

What? It's so crystal clear. You loved my song one day, then I entered the

talent show alone, and suddenly you hate it. You're just worried about me

getting applause on stage without you.

Freddie, they're just trying to level with you.

I know it's not what you want to hear.

You too, Mr. Finn?

Well, I don't care. I'm going to sing my song, and everyone's going to love it.

You guys are just going to have to deal with it.

If he's going to sing that song, then somebody needs to saw off my ears.

Tough crowd.

A band?

Do you think Freddy's still mad at us?

Yeah,

I think he might be.

Thanks again, guys, for supporting me and my star -making appearance in the

talent show.

There's so many haters in this world.

You know what I mean?

Big kids are complicated.

He called us haters.

We were only trying to help him.

We have to save Freddy from himself.

I have a plan involving magic.

Oh, boy. I know. It's so exciting.

So, the big finish to me and Tamika's magic -slash -tap act is the box of

mystery. Not doing it.

Right. We ask for a volunteer, Freddy, to step into the box. Then we lock him

in, throw away the key, and abracadabra! We don't let him out until after the

talent show.

Then he can't sing his awful song.

If he does, the embarrassment would haunt him forever.

Believe me, I know.

Oh, no, Peter.

I can't fly.

Yes, you can.

Just follow me.

If you believe, anything is possible.

on that play.

What did I do?

You were the rope guy.

I get it, Tamik. You were embarrassed.

But magic and tap together is foolproof.

Just an ordinary household egg, right?

Huh?

Abracadabra!

It was supposed to turn into a dove.

It didn't.

Hey, guys. I finally came up with a completely safe act for the show.

Ta -da!

Prepare to be astounded.

You guys just make sure that Freddy doesn't embarrass himself, okay?

But to kick things off, here's Mr.

Finn and his puzzle cube.

Hey, pop up my intro music.

I'm ready to be entertained.

Welcome to the world of magic, where you can't believe your eyes.

My beautiful assistant, Zachary Del Fuego.

And now, prepare to be dazzled by the box.

Stupid balk.

For my boy.

Oh, no!

Whatever shall we do?

I know!

Thumbtack!

Amateur hour.

Okay, Freddy's locked up. Now, you and your dumb doll get out there.

Doll? I hear your talent is flying into walls.

Ba -bam!

That explains your face.

Ba -bam!

Watch your step, wood for brain.

just wanted to make people laugh by saying horrible things about them but

punched the head right off that dream how can i make it up to you

next up the comedy duo

to be here today with all these nice people.

Where? I just see an audience full of losers.

Ba -bam!

Oh, Quigley, you can't call everyone losers.

You're right. I should get more descriptive.

Moron, bonehead, mouth breather, and that's just Vice Principal Sternhagen.

Ba -bam!

Vice Principal Sternhagen is celebrating his 20th anniversary.

No one will date me.

I am so proud of Tamika for putting herself out there. And for fitting into

suit.

And I'm proud of myself for making it across the room.

Well, at least we prevented Freddy from singing.

He did what?

It's Freddy, isn't it?

Freddy, how did you escape?

That thing is full of trap doors.

And you left the instructions in there.

Oh, Freddy, you're out of the box.

Freddy, we were just trying to save you from humiliating yourself.

If you guys were really my friends, you would support me no matter what. Not

lock me in a box.

And now, with a new song he wrote himself, it's Freddy's square time.

It's time to prove you all wrong.

It's going to be brutal.

Maybe not.

I was worried about going out there and looking like an idiot.

You know what?

I had fun.

Great. Because I've got us booked at a retirement home this weekend.

Maybe it won't be that bad for Freddy.

Yeah, guys.

Maybe he'll be great.

I wrote the song about the people who I thought were my friends.

You get me. You got me. You know me. I know me. You see me.

Up close like a microscope or a telescope.

You lift me up.

Okay, I was wrong.

It's a catastrophe.

I can fly anywhere.

What are we going to do?

To the end I'll be, I'll never mind.

If we're in a free fall every time.

When we get right down to the core, it's you and me and nothing more.

Can't you see the people come and go? Yeah, they think they know. Everybody

gonna speak in their mind.

Yeah, the people come and go. They don't know what we know. Cause we get it

right every time. And we don't think twice now.

Being who we want to be. Gotta hang on tight now.

With the world spinning at our feet. Things get a little crazy. Always run

And anywhere we go, we can shine our light. And we don't think twice now.

Oh, no, no.

You guys totally saved me out there. I should have known you guys would have

my back.

Listen to that applause.

Go back out there and think about it. You guys are the best friends anyone

ever ask for.

So beautiful.

Only one thing that can top that.

Magical death. Not gonna happen.