All language subtitles for School of Rock s03e04 Leader of the Band

You guys ready for our big gig tomorrow?

Totally psyched. I was born ready.

It's awesome that you set us up with
this gig, Summer.

I don't want to take all the credit.

Everything we do is a group effort. But
you haven't even told us anything about

it. That's ridiculous to me, because of
course I have.

Where are we playing?

At the gig place. The one where we're
gigging. Right before we play.

It's entirely possible.

There, see?

Now you know everything.

I don't think the Ramones ever played
here.

Smells like one of them might have died
in this suit.

I kind of get why you didn't want to
take all the credit now.

Come on, you guys wanted a gig.

It's a beautiful day. We're making
music. We get discount hot dogs.

Zach, solo.

I can't. I don't have thumbs.

This is why so few major bands dress as
food.

I'm just worried people are going to
come by and squeeze me. But I always

that.

Come on, guys.

I've played way worse places.

The Dewey Finn experience once played a
bowling alley.

What's so bad about that?

We were on a lane. They were throwing
bowling balls at us.

Come on, guys. Let's shred.

Take no prisoners.

A one, a two. Oh, also, we can't leave
until we've handed out a thousand of

these coupons. Three, four.

You told me you were going to play my
jingle. We're gonna. We just thought

start with a real song first.

You thought wrong, Footlong.

Now play the jingle or you're fired.

Okay? Guys, I eat here a lot.

Don't blow this for me.

Uh -oh.

Fries don't eat hot dogs.

That's an abomination.

I don't hear singing.

Ed Waldo's Wiener Wurf.

When I let go of this bowling ball
pendulum, gravity will pull it away from

and send it back without gaining any
force.

So as long as I don't move, I will be
completely unharmed.

I just have to trust science.

Vaughn played, and Stevie Wonder. That's
where all the best TVs played.

So, where did you see our video?

What the Wow.

Oh, What the Wow, that's awesome and
cool. That's so cool and awesome.

What is that?

It's a site where they've grabbed the
best music videos from around the web. I

wonder how many people have seen it.

Whoa, 14 ,529 views. That's a lot.

Click it one more time. It needs to be
even.

Dudes, do not read those comments.
People are monsters on the Internet.

things they would never say in person.

Like this. Why is that giant blob
jumping around like an idiot?

Could be any of us.

I mean the old guy.

So one of the guys, then.

The guitar player with the bad facial
hair.

Sorry, Zach. I tried to warn you about
growing out that peach fuzz.

It's you, Mr. Finn.

You're the giant blob with the bad
facial hair.

Ouch. Forget it, Mr. Finn.

Most things are nice.

This song is why I have ears.

I love everything about this band.

The girl bass player, who is the leader
of the band, rocks.

Wait, what?

You don't think I rock?

No, I know you rock, but leader of the
band?

There's not really a leader.

Right. I mean, if there were, it'd be
me.

I'm the lead guitarist.

It's in the name.

Yeah, like lead singer.

Actually, I think it's me. I kind of
sing to every song.

Guys, I really don't think this matters.

You're only saying that because you're
the backup singer.

Actually, I'm the manager.

Everyone knows the person who does the
most paperwork is the leader.

Guys, guys, there's a simple way to
solve this. The leader is the person who

make the most annoying noise.

these t -shirts for you to sell at your
gigs. It's just your silhouette, so no

one at school will know you're a band.
You know, except me.

Those are awesome.

Man, they are super cool.

Why is there an orangutan standing with
us?

You're so silly, Mr. Finn.

That's you.

It does look like you, Mr. Finn.

How come Tamika's in the middle of the
shirt? I really feel like it should be

me. And I should be riding a dragon.

I like it. I'm out front when we play. I
should be out front on the shirt. I

think me and my drum kit should be out
front with you guys behind me. It's just

silhouette. Can we all stop fighting and
agree that it should be me in the

middle? No.

Oh, my gosh. Can we all argue about the
stupid shirts later?

The shirts were meant for joy, and now
they're just 50 % cotton and 50 % pain.

No, we love the shirts, but right now,
we need to rehearse. Big gig tomorrow,

remember? Hey, you aren't the leader,
but I say it's time to rehearse.

In my leadership role, I've always
stressed rehearsal.

I'm one of the leading voices on
rehearsal.

Always have been. All of you, start
rehearsing now!

You know what? You people are
unreadable. I'm out of here. No, I'm out

are getting all worked up over some
silly t -shirts.

Do I really look like this? Totally.

Yo, Jamaica, let me bend your ear.

What's up, Mr.

Fan?

I need to talk to you about something.
Hold on.

There. That's better.

Just randomly decided to burn off some
LBs.

Not based off of any people's comments
or anything like that.

Listen, so about this leader of the band
thing.

I know. I can't believe those guys don't
know I'm the leader. Right? I mean,

clearly you are.

I am? Of course.

But real leaders don't put themselves
out front.

Really, that doesn't make any sense.
Real leaders let the others think

the important ones.

Just keep gently steering the ship, but
let the others think that they're the

leader, even though you are.

Got it?

Got it.

Gotta hydrate.

Want some?

Uh, no. Okay.

I can feel the LBs just being vacuumed
off.

I'm not a scientist, but I don't think
you can vacuum fat off.

That's what Big Fitness wants you to
think.

Who is Big Fitness? You know, Big
Fitness.

Health club, doctors, your cousin Curtis
who wants to stop leaving you messages

that he's concerned about you.

What? Nothing.

I just care about what everybody thinks.

Okay, that's it. You're not that nice.
What's really going on?

Fine. Mr. Finn told me I was the clear
leader of the band, but because you guys

were being such crybabies, I had to let
you think you're the leader, even though

you aren't. He told me the same thing.
Me too.

Me too.

He also said I had the best hair.

Well, that's just insane.

be nice to the rest of you because I'm
the real leader. Well, I'm not a

follower. Me neither. I was going to say
that before either of you.

A fix in three hours.

We need to figure this out before...
Does anyone else smell smoke?

Mr. Finn, something's wrong.

No, no, buddy.

I'm really feeling the burn.

Hey, you guys know...

barbecue. I smell delicious.

Hey,

Mr. Finn, can you plug this in? Sure,
toss it

over.

I may have worked out a teensy bit too
hard yesterday. I can't feel my arms.

Don't worry, I'll be fine.

Soundcheck. So.

this club in Austin, and we blew it up.

We're just lucky Gooch wasn't there to
see it. Well, we cleaned up the mess,

we can't play the gig without
instruments.

We should just go.

Never!

I'm outraged.

Wait, Mr.

Finn, why are you on the floor?

Were you hurt in the explosion?

No, I'm sore, and I haven't eaten in 27
hours, so it's taking all my strength

just to lie on the floor.

Now, I have something important to say.

Just give it from here.

Please imagine me pacing the room like
an inspiring panther.

An inspiring panther? Just do it!

Roger Daltrey once hit Pete Towson so
hard it gave him amnesia. But the Who

still played that night.

Because that's what you do.

When you get a gig, you play the gig.

That's rock and roll!

The same goes for Broadway, marching
bands, puppet shows.

Mr. Finn is right. We have to play this
gig.

I agree, but not because you said so.

Despite my strong leadership, we can't
play without instruments.

Even my maracas are broken.

Well, we go on in an hour, so figure it
out.

And I will help any way I can, as long
as I can do it from the floor.

So in no way will you be helping.

I'm a panther!

Pretty cool, huh?

Super cool.

Can I borrow it?

That guitar is signed by Jack White.

It's not for playing, it's for looking
at. That's why it's in a certified

unbreakable case.

You know what?

I don't even like you looking at it.
Shut your eyes. Walk away.

Unbreakable, huh?

and tight.

Ready to rock.

than I think. I'm pretty sure I can.
Have you met me? No, I'm the failure.

No, I'm the biggest failure.

Enough!

Enough!

Guys, I know this is hard.

Hang on.

Maybe I need to have a little something
to eat first.

I get it. You aren't followers.

And that's going to be awesome for you
in life.

You're going to do amazing things.

But this, right now, you're messing this
up.

That dip's coming back up. It's just a
matter of when.

Guys, we play together.

And if we're going to get your
instruments fixed, we have to do it

band.

You guys go ahead. This tip's going back
in the bowl.

Will this work?

Give it a shot.

Here goes.

Rock and roll.

That's what I'm talking about.

Hey, wheel me over to Freddy. I want to
give him a high five.

When I saw the request on your What the
Wild video, I raced over.

I'm your biggest fan.

You really might be.

What's the button?

Lane door.

Who wants s'mores?

You're a complicated man, aren't you?

Yo, Gooch. Gooch man.

Still wild.

Bet you got a ton of stories about this
place, huh?

Nope. Saving it all from a book. Eat,
pray, gooch.

You got any hobbies?

I don't know if you'd call it a hobby,
but I do have this foot fungus that

go away.

Tell me all about it.

It's stuck.

It won't budge. Freddy, we're going to
need some of your hair products.

Take it careful.

mistake was?

Cleaning the bathroom with your bare
foot.

So I went to another doctor, and he had
me sleep with my feet in bags full of

cornmeal. It didn't cure it, but to this
day, I can't sleep without it.

Guys, I'm still here.

You know, there are over 34 different
kinds of fungus.

I'll show you.

Guys!

Guys!

Hurry up, Lawrence.

Amp is the last thing we need.

I'm working as fast as I can.

School of Rock, you're on.

Lawrence, will it work?

I have no idea.

It's totally going to work. And you know
why?

Because we work together.

Now let's rock!

I know too many troubles, all these
people got to lose in control.

You're like a hug to me, a luxury, my
sugar goes.

I want the good life every good night,
your heart just rolls.

We're a band.

Yes, we are.

How nice for you.

You still have to answer for all the
damage you've done and this guitar you

stole.

You think a great set gets you off the
hook?

Maybe. It doesn't.

You're keeping the fee from the gig and
you're playing for me next month for

free.

And once you guys make it big, you're
signing a guitar for me.

That guy called me skinny.