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Hurry up, you guys. Principal Mullins will be pulling into the parking lot any

minute. So, Lauren, just lie down on your back and shoot us flying over you.

Why am I always the one that people are jumping over? Because you're the

bravest. And your body is the most like a speed bump.

Well, what if you guys land on me, crushing every internal organ in my

body? Just cover up the organs you care about most.

Guys, Principal Mullins is pulling into the parking lot. We've got to do this

now. Where's Zach?

Got the rest.

We're cutting this way too close.

Next time, I'm in charge of everything.

Oh, really?

You think there's a store called Mr. Ramp?

No. Because there is, but I found it.

All right. If anything happens to me, erase my browser history.

You want to call action?

No, that's okay. You can say action.

She's walking toward the building.

Let's do it together.

Just do it!

Action!

Did I miss it? I dozed off.

She's almost to the steps. Everybody run!

Welcome back to another episode of Breakfast Live with

Dewey. Today's featured breakfast, the same as yesterday's, a chocolate donut.

Now, the donut gets the unfair reputation of being unhealthy when

just fried cake.

push -ups.

1 ,000.

That is so good.

Sorry for running you off the road, Mr. Finn. But thanks for jumping so I could

skate between your legs.

Sure, Tamika. And thanks for not being taller.

Mr. Finn, you should check out Tamika and Freddy's video. It's lit. It is so

cool. You guys should take those skills and use them to make something even more

lit. Film my cat twerking?

No.

Make a music video.

Cool. Can I tap you in it?

Mr. Finn's right.

Your next project should be a School of Rock video.

But it has to be killer.

The first music video is a milestone for every band.

Like your first gig, your first band, the first time you destroy a hotel room.

You did that?

Nah, we couldn't afford a hotel room, so we destroyed a tent.

Those scouts were so mad.

Rock and roll!

A music video is the perfect chance for me to come up with a new rock star look.

Maybe something with my hair.

Who's got gel? Ready?

I don't share my gel.

Here.

Come on. You guys can direct it, and I'll produce it.

Yeah, we do work pretty well together.

Cool. We'll collaborate on the concept.

Yeah. You guys let me know, and I'll scrunch up props, sets, and alpaca.

Hey, guys, check it out.

I've got my new look. High five.

This is what happens when amateurs chill.

I think I broke my hair.

Okay,

in order to make this music video work, we need a place to shoot without blowing

our cover. I say the auditorium. But anyone can just walk into the

No, because it's going to be closed. Because of one word. And that word is

pudding. Hedgehog. Tornado. A marching band playing jazz standards.

Guys, the word is cockroaches. Where?

We plant cockroaches in the auditorium and convince Principal Mullins to close

it for bug bombing.

Where are we going to get that many cockroaches? That's a lot of

I can get you your

cockroaches.

My buddy Scabs worked as an exterminator.

They fired him because he was falsely accused of stealing stuff.

Anyways, he's got all their outfits and I think one of their trucks.

We can dress up as exterminators and sneak into the auditorium. Genius.

We'll start working on the video concept right away. Right, Tamika? You got it,

partner.

Just wanted to say I'm excited, too.

Okay,

you guys tell me your idea for the music video and I'll get whatever you need.

Good. We've been talking about it, and we're super excited. Yes, we are,

partner. The video is all about alien robots setting out to destroy the Earth.

Exactly. It's about a magical world made of snack food where cheeseburgers grow

on trees.

Hang on. I'm a little confused.

We're going to need robots.

Right. And a giant field of licorice grass.

Yes, and spaceships. They don't have to be working, but they need to look like

they're flying. These are in the same video?

And a peppermint merry -go -round.

Yes, laser bats.

A chocolate river.

We are totally on the same page.

Aren't those binoculars kind of overkill?

No, they are not.

I need to prove their school of rock once and for all.

Still, we're only like ten feet away.

And these binoculars allow me to read their lips.

What are they saying?

Clark is such a doofus.

Should I mark that into the log, sir? How dare you?

Wait, isn't all this School of Rock business the reason Principal Mullins

demoted you from main hall monitor and moved you to the kindergarten hall?

Yes, Julian.

Proving their School of Rock is the only way I'm getting my hall back.

And don't think I haven't noticed you strutting up and down the main hall in

sash. It's been three days. I kind of think of it as my sash now.

The fact I'm not striking you means I respect the sash.

Not the man.

What's up, Summer? Florence, I don't have to... I

was just looking for a little feedback. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Please, no.

One?

Maybe.

I got the creepy six -legged you -know -what.

These are the roaches. And some mooshu pork, but mainly roaches.

Quick, let's get these to the auditorium.

Hey, guys.

School of Rocks is what?

No clue what you're talking about. You may have avoided my trap this time.

You won't tonight.

School of Rocks is what?

Goodbye. Where are you going?

What's in the containers?

Didn't you already have lunch?

I don't have to answer to you. I'm a grown -up.

Are you really?

Oh, Mr. Finn.

Now you're in trouble.

I'm making a homeowner's arrest on suspicion of... something.

Clark, aren't you out of your jurisdiction?

In your face.

I just wanted to remind you that the founding father's mural dedication is

tomorrow, and I expect your class to be there.

Well, we will definitely be...

infestation in the auditorium. Please, you have to come with us and check it

out. Roach infestation? That's impossible.

I run a very clean school here.

Principal Mullen should have been here by now.

I don't think she's buying it. How can I convince you?

Sorry. Sorry for what? For this.

I'm telling you, the roach has carried off one of the kindergarten moves.

Ridiculous. The auditorium has just been... been painted, and the painter

nothing about seeing any cockroaches.

Roaches! Roaches! Get them off!

Get them off!

Attention, students! All activities in the auditorium are cancelled until

further notice.

My buddy, Gab, he's the roach guy. Best in the biz.

He's sort of a legend, really.

He won a Roachie Award three years in a row. The Roachie Award?

Honestly, it's not a great evening. And don't eat the chicken.

We don't have the money to bring in a professional.

I was just going to have the second graders go in and stomp on them.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, the roach!

Oh! Oh! Call the roach man! I'll pay anything!

There is something very suspicious going on, and I'm going to get to the bottom

of... Too

bad we can't put that in the video.

way easier than I thought. Your body wasn't a cockroach playground.

Sorry I had to do roaches on you, but there was nothing else I could do.

You could have dumped them on you.

That would be insane!

Don't worry, that's not me.

It's the latex suit.

You didn't move, rock star.

What have you got for us? Giant lollipops.

Listen to yourselves.

The robots come down and destroy the Earth.

What? You didn't listen to anything I said.

You didn't listen to anything I said.

Okay, I'm sure this will all be worked out. After all, you two work well

together.

Candy rainbow?

That's the lamest idea I've ever heard.

Alien robots?

Never seen that before.

Guys, guys, why don't you just compromise?

I could dress up like a lady.

I was the one who did most of the work on the skateboard video.

What? I did plenty of work, too.

You just had to stand there and look pretty. I skated the exact same trick

did and look pretty.

I could look pretty.

I can't work with this guy.

Fine. I'm never working with you again.

I take back all the high fives I gave you.

It's game over on the video.

Trust me. When Tamika and Freddy see us going forward without them, they'll

change their minds.

Stick to the plan.

Okay. We'll disguise ourselves as exterminators. We'll have the auditorium

three hours while we make our video while Principal Mullins thinks it's

bug -bombed.

Hey, guys, check out this look.

Lawrence, totally killer rock star look.

Yeah, I like it. Now cover it up with this exterminator outfit.

Oh, man.

Scabs, pest control, and taco truck?

Important note.

Hot sauce red, pesticide green.

Or is it the other way around?

Either way, it's delicious.

What's going on here?

We're shooting our video.

How are you going to do that without me? I'm the lead singer.

We'll make do.

Hey, everybody.

Except Tamika.

They think they're going to shoot the video without us.

Without me, who's going to play the drums?

We know what you're doing. You're going through with this so Freddy and I will

stop fighting and join you. We're not stupid.

Well, he is.

Look, we're a band.

And just because you guys are arguing doesn't mean we stop being a band.

We're going to have a blast making this rock and roll video.

And if you guys are too busy being mad, then you'll just miss out.

This is the moment that my speech inspires them to break and come back.

Go ahead without us. Yeah, we're out. Of course we forgive you.

Wait, what?

Mr. Finn, it didn't work. We're running out of time.

This is your last chance.

Okay, that's fine.

Goodbye.

Okay, this is your last chance.

Oh, no.

Keep it cool.

I'll do all the talking.

I'll try out my Canadian accent.

I'll be playing the part of Guy Dubois. I'm a trapper out of Calgary. Mr. Finn.

Sorry, sorry.

See, I'm already in character.

Oh, you're here already. Excellent.

You must be Gabs, is this? Oh, hockey box. You can call me Scabby, eh?

Mr. Finn didn't tell me you were... What is that accent?

Oh, Canadian, eh?

You're Northern.

A boot.

You seem kind of small to be an exterminator.

Bugger off, punk.

Nice to meet you.

Welcome to our country.

That was a close one, eh?

Mr. Finn, you can stop being Canadian.

Oh, sorry.

Sometimes it's hard getting out of character.

Pick up some flags and freedom!

Okay, I'm back.

Madison looks just like Principal Mullins.

I can't believe they actually thought that stupid plan would work.

It's too bad.

Such a great song.

I'm beginning to think the exterminators are outnumbering the roaches. I am

telling you, these exterminators are school of rock. Why won't you do my

bidding?

Why are you coming to my office whining about not having any friends?

This is why.

Too bad your plan to get Tamika and Freddy here didn't work, Mr. Finn. Yeah,

had zero faith that those two would be able to put aside their differences and

show up for the band.

Hope we're not late.

I knew it, I'm a genius.

You just said you had zero faith in them.

Lawrence, nobody likes a little tape recorder.

Mr. Finn was right.

We decided to put aside our differences for the band.

You record that, Lawrence?

We're a band again?

Let's rock!

Yeah! Wait a minute. What concept are we doing?

Tamika, we're doing alien robots. We're doing giant lollipops. I don't like

where this is going. Why don't you ever listen?

Why don't you ever say something that makes sense?

I'm just trying to be nice and do your dumb idea.

I'll show you a dumb idea.

I'll show you a dumb idea. Wait!

I can't believe you two.

After everything we've been through to make this video happen. I had to dump

roaches on Zach.

And I'm sure Zach's been through something hard, too.

There's got to be an idea you both can agree on.

There is.

Totally. You thinking what I'm thinking?

Get the cameras.

But can't you see we're untouchable, you can't get to me Like 1, 2, 3, 4, CMC,

got lightning in our battery This ain't a competition, this isn't competition

Say your piece, don't say goodnight, we're on stage, then drop a mic They

have to look around, see what's going down Everybody

wants to be up in the beat, I see But it's not their thing, we run this show

But it's not their thing. We run this show. Everybody.

and show her that you hooligans have it up to shenanigans.

This

better

be good, Clark. You're dripping paint all over my clean hallway. Oh, it's

I stake my reputation as a law enforcement officer on it.

You are not a law enforcement officer.

After this, you'll be lucky if I let you feed the hamster.

Believe me, you will not be disappointed.

Ta -da!

No, no, no, this can't be. This whole place was covered in paint just a few

minutes ago. The only paint I see, Clark, is on you.

Since I took your sass.

all over each other, and draw a mustache on you. And if they're not the School

of Rock, then why is my phone covered in paint?

Explain that! Okay.

Look, I think we need to call Mommy and Daddy.

You think I'm the crazy one, but they're the crazy one!

Freddy, I'm giving you all my high -fives back. I'll take them.