All language subtitles for School of Rock s02e11 Takin Care of Business

It was a pink barrette. Not too big, not
too small, just the perfect size.

You have 100 of those.

99 now?

I can't have an odd number.

98. Even number, problem solved.

Mr.

Finn? What's up?

Why are you pretending to be a lion?

I'm not.

I'm just frustrated. I got this big test
for my teacher certification class

coming up, and I can't find a good place
to study.

You know there's a library like ten feet
that way.

Mm -hmm. I'm not allowed in there
anymore.

Apparently, the librarian's not a huge
fan of ACDC or air guitar that gets

violent.

Oh, studying is my favorite thing.

Besides pop quizzes.

They're like surprise parties for people
who studied.

I just can't learn McGovern's stages of
learning.

No, I gotta go to night school in an
hour.

Mr. Finn, you're not wearing a watch.

I know, but it says here, go to night
school in an hour.

When did I write that?

You know, you can put reminders in your
phone.

Great idea.

Put things in phone.

Mr. Finn, if you don't pass this test,
then you won't be able to pass the

then you won't... able to be our teacher
anymore and then that's the end of the

band i know that it's written right here
you know what it's no

use i'm never gonna pass that test i
should quit no you can't quit you just

help and i'm gonna need you to hand over
all your pens

We'll teach you how to study.

Really? I taught my cat how to play ping
pong.

He can't be that much harder to teach.

With you guys helping me, nothing's
going to stop me from learning.

Then let's get to work right now.
Perfect. We are going to hit it so hard.

Donuts.

Whoa, face plant.

That's a tough way to get 35 million
views.

Is that the skater who ate concrete
trying a 360 fakie? I could totally land

that trick.

Okay. I dare you.

Or we can just focus on our study.

Who said that?

That's a good idea.

Thank you.

Don't listen to them.

What am I, 60?

I'm not going to do something just
because you dare me. I double dog dare

Oh, it's on.

Summer, come with me.

yesterday, I got to thinking. Cars have
airbags?

Why can't we?

May I present the Trouble Bubble 9000.

It's a bubble for when you're in
trouble.

Um, I don't see any bubble, Lawrence.

Oh, don't you?

Observe.

Ow.

Oops. I forgot to turn it on.

Give me a sec.

Trouble Bubble, activate.

Whoa, it's voice activated?

No, I just like saying that while I
press the button.

Ta -da!

I'm completely protected from all
possible harm.

That sounds like a challenge.

I need to study for a test, so I really
need to be laser focused.

Oh, what's that?

We're all going to do a little class
economics project.

Okay, we're going to open our own
business to learn how it works.

Ow!

What should our business be? There are
no bad ideas, so start pitching, people.

I've always wanted to open up the first
skate park on Mars.

Okay, there are bad ideas.

Anyone else?

How about a lemonade stand?

Great! What do you need to open a
lemonade stand?

Lemons, water, sugar.

And the tables. Good. But all that costs
money.

You gotta sell your lemonade for more
than what you spent.

That extra money is called a profit.

So you can pay your rent unless you live
in your parents' basement.

Oh, yeah.

Are you done?

Yeah.

What if you don't have the money to buy
all that in the first place?

I get my mom and dad to pay for it. Ah,
in the business world.

Those are called investors.

And unlike Mom and Dad, they want their
money back.

I've got it.

I know the business I want to be in.

If it's lemonade, I will destroy you.

It's not.

It's Lawrence.

We should be in the Lawrence business.

Yeah, good luck getting people excited
about Lawrence on a hot, sweaty day.

Lawrence is always coming up with great
ideas.

Let's make money off his next big
invention.

But wait, if it's my invention, why
should I give you money?

You're not looking at the big picture.

You know how you want to go to opening
day of WizWorld. What's WizWorld?

According to legend, the greatest theme
park about wizards that's ever existed.

What legend?

Well, the commercial.

Right. But you don't have enough money
for a ticket, do you?

No.

It's the great sadness of my life.

Well, we'll give you money now so you
can go to Whiz World, and in return, all

you have to do is give us part of the
money when you make your millions.

Interesting. But if you don't make any
money, we don't get anything.

That sounds too good to be true.

Well, like all things that are too good
to be true, it's totally true.

Okay, Lauren, we only get one shot at a
first impression, which is why I hired

an image consultant.

I'm getting paid? No.

And now for my favorite part, the
zhuzhing of the hair.

Don't bother.

My hair's always been hopeless.

Whoa, cool. I look just like Ryan
Gosling.

Wait, you're not Ryan Gosling?

No, it's me, Lawrence.

Okay, gentlemen.

It's showtime.

Students of William B. Travis, prep your
attention, please.

Introducing the greatest money -making
opportunity the school has ever seen, I

give you... Lorde!

Crikey! What's this kid ever done?

I'm glad you asked that, student I don't
know, and from a place we never

discussed.

Australia, mate.

The island continent.

is the boy genius behind the chicken
nugget launcher, the student council

hologram, and the truffle bubble 9000.

Well, blasphemy dangos, you've got me
attention, Mike.

He's going to unveil his latest amazing
invention at the science fair, and you

need to be a part of it. As long as
you're exaggerating, make me good at

Buy in now, and soon your bank account
could be throwing like a flying car

invented by Lawrence.

Actual flying car, not guaranteed.

Well, Tommy Kangaroo Don, I'm putting
this ship on the bobby.

It's only $2 a share, but the price is
sure to go up after he wins the science

fair. Who wants in?

I do, Mike.

Me too. I'm in. Take my money.

You guys, I'm sure from the Travis Prep
tattler. Lawrence, everybody loves you.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to...

by using a super fun technique called
memory palace.

You imagine yourself in a palace you
fill with objects that help you remember

things. Got it?

Yeah. Palace and things and... No.

Just put your blindfold on and imagine
your palace.

Are you there? What do you see?

Nothing.

It's dark.

basement. Okay, we can work with that.
Okay, we'll start with McGovern's first

stage, resistance.

Imagine something memorable that you can
connect with resistance.

Okay, a dancing gorilla.

A dancing gorilla in a bikini.

Ah, he's a cutie. That cute gorilla is
resistance.

Lock that in.

Got it. Now create something for stage
two.

Procrastination. Got it.

Gorilla in a bikini.

What? You're supposed to imagine
something different.

They're different gorillas. I'm not a
dummy.

Oh, no!

The gorillas are fighting each other!

I thought they were friends!

Oh! Oh, the carnage!

Oh, man, that was terrible!

Wait. I dropped my phone in the memory
basement.

for a project coming along.

You mean the miracle later?

Wow. What does that do?

I don't know yet.

I'm torn between an artificial
intelligence chip or an ab workout.

Well, hurry up and figure it out.

Everyone's depending on you to create
the next big thing.

Hold up a second.

Put on this captain's hat and go like
this.

Why am I doing this?

Publicity photo.

Now that you're the face of the company,
we're going to make it look like you're

on your yacht.

I can't go on a yacht. I'll get seasick.

Look, you're the scientist, but I'm the
business guy. Trust me, I have a subtle

touch. Now lift your other arm up.

We'll put a falcon on you.

Wow, I've never been the president of a
company before.

I think I should call it Lawrence Co.

Actually, it's Lawrence, a division of
Quantco.

I feel like you're taking something
that's mine and making it yours.

No, no, I'm making it ours.

You're a big part of the team.

You've got your own division.

I still get to go to WizWorld, right?
Let me worry about WizWorld. I want a

straight yes or no. Who wouldn't?

I feel like you're giving me the
runaround.

Good point.

Let me get back to you on that after
lunch.

And you are?

Um, I'm Lawrence. I sit here every day
with my friends Zach and Freddie.

You interviewed me like three hours ago.

Yeah, sorry, I don't see you on the
list.

But I'm a big part of the team.

I've got my own division.

I look like Ryan Gosling.

Zach!

about this, Mr. Kwan.

Want me to have security escort this
gentleman out?

That won't be necessary, Asher. Stay
close.

Sorry, buddy. I'm having a meeting with
the boys in marketing.

Who are the boys in marketing?

You are so lucky you don't have to deal
with the boring business side of things.

It's all spreadsheets. Is that an onion
ring tower?

If you order enough sliders, the tower
comes free.

Look, you think I want this stuff?

Yes. Okay, yeah, I do.

But I'm just trying to run a great
business, which is all about looking

success. And I think I'm doing a good
job.

I mean, you want to get back here, don't
you?

Yes, see?

Hey, Lawrence.

He gets in. Your value is way up. Check
out the Lawrence app.

If my value's going up, then I want my
money for WizWorld now.

And I want to give it to you. I do.

But... I just don't have it. What do you
mean you don't have it? What about all

the money from the investors?

It's all tied up in the business.

But it's WizWorld opening day.

I even brought my wand from home.

Well, you and your stick will just have
to wait until after the science fair.

No, that wasn't our deal.

I'm done. I want out of the company.

You can't get out. You signed a contract
and we've got investors.

Then I'll give everyone their money
back.

Look at the Lawrence app.

Your price is way up here.

You can't afford to buy yourself back.

But I really have to get back to my
meeting.

That's it.

Zack, I command you. Get me my WizWorld
money.

Alakazam!

You will get me an onion ring.

Not gonna happen.

information if you engage both
intellectually and physically.

It's called action learning.

Or as we professional educators say,
climbing a kick -ball rock wall to get

learn on.

As you can see, we've placed the eight
stages of learning on the wall.

Oh, jeez.

It's cutting high.

I think I can read them now.

Mm -hmm. Re, uh, re -ger, re -gers.

And er, he gets, uh, has to boop -boop.

Got it.

I'm going to ace this test. See ya.

Oh, he could hang out here.

Trust us, Mr. Finn. This is going to
work.

Once you've reached the top, you'll have
learned all eight stages.

And lucky ball, then it's flat city.

It sure is.

I think I'm about to action in my pants.

Relax,

Mr. Finn. As long as you lock down your
carabiner, you'll be okay.

Lock down my what?

Mr.

Finn, are you okay? Hang on.

I'm watching my life flash before my
eyes.

I can't believe it's a big day. Hope
your science fair invention lives up to

hype. I think you guys are going to be
pleased.

Gentlemen, I give you the mobile
breakfast maker.

It makes breakfast in an instant.

Toast, pancakes, bacon, fried eggs,
waffles, hash browns, and home fries.

Both potato options?

I love science.

Dude, I'm really glad you came around.

Why don't I give you a sneak preview?

I can do

Guys, this is great.

I'm totally going to pass my test.

You guys are geniuses. Well, actually,
we just realized the best way to teach

you is the way you teach us.

You're right.

I'm the geniuses.

Gentlemen. It's all gone.

All the money.

Lawrence, you're only worth $10 now.

Total fail.

Fail or my most brilliant plan yet.

Here's $10.

I'm buying the company.

So, you did this on purpose?

Yep. And now I'm the sole owner of
Lawrence. A division of Lawrence.

I... I guess I kind of got carried away.

You enslaved me. Yes, in chains of
admiration and respect.

Look, I'm really sorry.

Okay. I guess I have a lot to learn
about being a good businessman.

And even more on being a good friend.

And sorry you had to fail the science
fair just to teach us a lesson.

Oh, I'm going to win the science fair.

Of course it works. I built in a
sabotage mode.

You really think I'd throw the science
fair?

Ha! I live for the science fair.

That's smart.

If you hadn't just destroyed my
corporation, I'd hire you in a second.

And guess what the prize for the science
fair is? A one -year pass to WizWorld.

Uh, nice look, Zach.

Very rock and roll.

Can I interest you ladies in a...

Strawberry Creek.

You had me at home.

Hey, sweet machine.

What does it do?

It makes breakfast.

Perfect. All the studying's making me
hungry.

Ooh, sabotage. Sounds delicious.

No, Mr. Finn, not that one.