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It was a pink barrette. Not too big, not too small, just the perfect size.

You have 100 of those.

99 now?

I can't have an odd number.

98. Even number, problem solved.

Mr.

Finn? What's up?

Why are you pretending to be a lion?

I'm not.

I'm just frustrated. I got this big test for my teacher certification class

coming up, and I can't find a good place to study.

You know there's a library like ten feet that way.

Mm -hmm. I'm not allowed in there anymore.

Apparently, the librarian's not a huge fan of ACDC or air guitar that gets

violent.

Oh, studying is my favorite thing.

Besides pop quizzes.

They're like surprise parties for people who studied.

I just can't learn McGovern's stages of learning.

No, I gotta go to night school in an hour.

Mr. Finn, you're not wearing a watch.

I know, but it says here, go to night school in an hour.

When did I write that?

You know, you can put reminders in your phone.

Great idea.

Put things in phone.

Mr. Finn, if you don't pass this test, then you won't be able to pass the

then you won't... able to be our teacher anymore and then that's the end of the

band i know that it's written right here you know what it's no

use i'm never gonna pass that test i should quit no you can't quit you just

help and i'm gonna need you to hand over all your pens

We'll teach you how to study.

Really? I taught my cat how to play ping pong.

He can't be that much harder to teach.

With you guys helping me, nothing's going to stop me from learning.

Then let's get to work right now. Perfect. We are going to hit it so hard.

Donuts.

Whoa, face plant.

That's a tough way to get 35 million views.

Is that the skater who ate concrete trying a 360 fakie? I could totally land

that trick.

Okay. I dare you.

Or we can just focus on our study.

Who said that?

That's a good idea.

Thank you.

Don't listen to them.

What am I, 60?

I'm not going to do something just because you dare me. I double dog dare

Oh, it's on.

Summer, come with me.

yesterday, I got to thinking. Cars have airbags?

Why can't we?

May I present the Trouble Bubble 9000.

It's a bubble for when you're in trouble.

Um, I don't see any bubble, Lawrence.

Oh, don't you?

Observe.

Ow.

Oops. I forgot to turn it on.

Give me a sec.

Trouble Bubble, activate.

Whoa, it's voice activated?

No, I just like saying that while I press the button.

Ta -da!

I'm completely protected from all possible harm.

That sounds like a challenge.

I need to study for a test, so I really need to be laser focused.

Oh, what's that?

We're all going to do a little class economics project.

Okay, we're going to open our own business to learn how it works.

Ow!

What should our business be? There are no bad ideas, so start pitching, people.

I've always wanted to open up the first skate park on Mars.

Okay, there are bad ideas.

Anyone else?

How about a lemonade stand?

Great! What do you need to open a lemonade stand?

Lemons, water, sugar.

And the tables. Good. But all that costs money.

You gotta sell your lemonade for more than what you spent.

That extra money is called a profit.

So you can pay your rent unless you live in your parents' basement.

Oh, yeah.

Are you done?

Yeah.

What if you don't have the money to buy all that in the first place?

I get my mom and dad to pay for it. Ah, in the business world.

Those are called investors.

And unlike Mom and Dad, they want their money back.

I've got it.

I know the business I want to be in.

If it's lemonade, I will destroy you.

It's not.

It's Lawrence.

We should be in the Lawrence business.

Yeah, good luck getting people excited about Lawrence on a hot, sweaty day.

Lawrence is always coming up with great ideas.

Let's make money off his next big invention.

But wait, if it's my invention, why should I give you money?

You're not looking at the big picture.

You know how you want to go to opening day of WizWorld. What's WizWorld?

According to legend, the greatest theme park about wizards that's ever existed.

What legend?

Well, the commercial.

Right. But you don't have enough money for a ticket, do you?

No.

It's the great sadness of my life.

Well, we'll give you money now so you can go to Whiz World, and in return, all

you have to do is give us part of the money when you make your millions.

Interesting. But if you don't make any money, we don't get anything.

That sounds too good to be true.

Well, like all things that are too good to be true, it's totally true.

Okay, Lauren, we only get one shot at a first impression, which is why I hired

an image consultant.

I'm getting paid? No.

And now for my favorite part, the zhuzhing of the hair.

Don't bother.

My hair's always been hopeless.

Whoa, cool. I look just like Ryan Gosling.

Wait, you're not Ryan Gosling?

No, it's me, Lawrence.

Okay, gentlemen.

It's showtime.

Students of William B. Travis, prep your attention, please.

Introducing the greatest money -making opportunity the school has ever seen, I

give you... Lorde!

Crikey! What's this kid ever done?

I'm glad you asked that, student I don't know, and from a place we never

discussed.

Australia, mate.

The island continent.

is the boy genius behind the chicken nugget launcher, the student council

hologram, and the truffle bubble 9000.

Well, blasphemy dangos, you've got me attention, Mike.

He's going to unveil his latest amazing invention at the science fair, and you

need to be a part of it. As long as you're exaggerating, make me good at

Buy in now, and soon your bank account could be throwing like a flying car

invented by Lawrence.

Actual flying car, not guaranteed.

Well, Tommy Kangaroo Don, I'm putting this ship on the bobby.

It's only $2 a share, but the price is sure to go up after he wins the science

fair. Who wants in?

I do, Mike.

Me too. I'm in. Take my money.

You guys, I'm sure from the Travis Prep tattler. Lawrence, everybody loves you.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to...

by using a super fun technique called memory palace.

You imagine yourself in a palace you fill with objects that help you remember

things. Got it?

Yeah. Palace and things and... No.

Just put your blindfold on and imagine your palace.

Are you there? What do you see?

Nothing.

It's dark.

basement. Okay, we can work with that. Okay, we'll start with McGovern's first

stage, resistance.

Imagine something memorable that you can connect with resistance.

Okay, a dancing gorilla.

A dancing gorilla in a bikini.

Ah, he's a cutie. That cute gorilla is resistance.

Lock that in.

Got it. Now create something for stage two.

Procrastination. Got it.

Gorilla in a bikini.

What? You're supposed to imagine something different.

They're different gorillas. I'm not a dummy.

Oh, no!

The gorillas are fighting each other!

I thought they were friends!

Oh! Oh, the carnage!

Oh, man, that was terrible!

Wait. I dropped my phone in the memory basement.

for a project coming along.

You mean the miracle later?

Wow. What does that do?

I don't know yet.

I'm torn between an artificial intelligence chip or an ab workout.

Well, hurry up and figure it out.

Everyone's depending on you to create the next big thing.

Hold up a second.

Put on this captain's hat and go like this.

Why am I doing this?

Publicity photo.

Now that you're the face of the company, we're going to make it look like you're

on your yacht.

I can't go on a yacht. I'll get seasick.

Look, you're the scientist, but I'm the business guy. Trust me, I have a subtle

touch. Now lift your other arm up.

We'll put a falcon on you.

Wow, I've never been the president of a company before.

I think I should call it Lawrence Co.

Actually, it's Lawrence, a division of Quantco.

I feel like you're taking something that's mine and making it yours.

No, no, I'm making it ours.

You're a big part of the team.

You've got your own division.

I still get to go to WizWorld, right? Let me worry about WizWorld. I want a

straight yes or no. Who wouldn't?

I feel like you're giving me the runaround.

Good point.

Let me get back to you on that after lunch.

And you are?

Um, I'm Lawrence. I sit here every day with my friends Zach and Freddie.

You interviewed me like three hours ago.

Yeah, sorry, I don't see you on the list.

But I'm a big part of the team.

I've got my own division.

I look like Ryan Gosling.

Zach!

about this, Mr. Kwan.

Want me to have security escort this gentleman out?

That won't be necessary, Asher. Stay close.

Sorry, buddy. I'm having a meeting with the boys in marketing.

Who are the boys in marketing?

You are so lucky you don't have to deal with the boring business side of things.

It's all spreadsheets. Is that an onion ring tower?

If you order enough sliders, the tower comes free.

Look, you think I want this stuff?

Yes. Okay, yeah, I do.

But I'm just trying to run a great business, which is all about looking

success. And I think I'm doing a good job.

I mean, you want to get back here, don't you?

Yes, see?

Hey, Lawrence.

He gets in. Your value is way up. Check out the Lawrence app.

If my value's going up, then I want my money for WizWorld now.

And I want to give it to you. I do.

But... I just don't have it. What do you mean you don't have it? What about all

the money from the investors?

It's all tied up in the business.

But it's WizWorld opening day.

I even brought my wand from home.

Well, you and your stick will just have to wait until after the science fair.

No, that wasn't our deal.

I'm done. I want out of the company.

You can't get out. You signed a contract and we've got investors.

Then I'll give everyone their money back.

Look at the Lawrence app.

Your price is way up here.

You can't afford to buy yourself back.

But I really have to get back to my meeting.

That's it.

Zack, I command you. Get me my WizWorld money.

Alakazam!

You will get me an onion ring.

Not gonna happen.

information if you engage both intellectually and physically.

It's called action learning.

Or as we professional educators say, climbing a kick -ball rock wall to get

learn on.

As you can see, we've placed the eight stages of learning on the wall.

Oh, jeez.

It's cutting high.

I think I can read them now.

Mm -hmm. Re, uh, re -ger, re -gers.

And er, he gets, uh, has to boop -boop.

Got it.

I'm going to ace this test. See ya.

Oh, he could hang out here.

Trust us, Mr. Finn. This is going to work.

Once you've reached the top, you'll have learned all eight stages.

And lucky ball, then it's flat city.

It sure is.

I think I'm about to action in my pants.

Relax,

Mr. Finn. As long as you lock down your carabiner, you'll be okay.

Lock down my what?

Mr.

Finn, are you okay? Hang on.

I'm watching my life flash before my eyes.

I can't believe it's a big day. Hope your science fair invention lives up to

hype. I think you guys are going to be pleased.

Gentlemen, I give you the mobile breakfast maker.

It makes breakfast in an instant.

Toast, pancakes, bacon, fried eggs, waffles, hash browns, and home fries.

Both potato options?

I love science.

Dude, I'm really glad you came around.

Why don't I give you a sneak preview?

I can do

Guys, this is great.

I'm totally going to pass my test.

You guys are geniuses. Well, actually, we just realized the best way to teach

you is the way you teach us.

You're right.

I'm the geniuses.

Gentlemen. It's all gone.

All the money.

Lawrence, you're only worth $10 now.

Total fail.

Fail or my most brilliant plan yet.

Here's $10.

I'm buying the company.

So, you did this on purpose?

Yep. And now I'm the sole owner of Lawrence. A division of Lawrence.

I... I guess I kind of got carried away.

You enslaved me. Yes, in chains of admiration and respect.

Look, I'm really sorry.

Okay. I guess I have a lot to learn about being a good businessman.

And even more on being a good friend.

And sorry you had to fail the science fair just to teach us a lesson.

Oh, I'm going to win the science fair.

Of course it works. I built in a sabotage mode.

You really think I'd throw the science fair?

Ha! I live for the science fair.

That's smart.

If you hadn't just destroyed my corporation, I'd hire you in a second.

And guess what the prize for the science fair is? A one -year pass to WizWorld.

Uh, nice look, Zach.

Very rock and roll.

Can I interest you ladies in a...

Strawberry Creek.

You had me at home.

Hey, sweet machine.

What does it do?

It makes breakfast.

Perfect. All the studying's making me hungry.

Ooh, sabotage. Sounds delicious.

No, Mr. Finn, not that one.