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- Three sodas,
and one is primed to explode.
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Lawrence, I have to admit,
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soda roulette
is pure genius.
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- Thanks.
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- This will be the coolest
viral video ever!
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- Cooler than
"Monkey Smelling Butt"?
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- Yes.
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- You flatter me, sir.
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- So I'll start filming,
and you can start popping tops.
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- Whoa, um, I was kind of
thinking I'd film and you'd pop.
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- What made you think that?
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- Well, so far, I've starred
in "Spaghetti Head,"
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"Pie Face,"
and "Soccer Ball Surprise."
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- For some reason, it's funnier
when bad things happen to you.
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You have a gift.
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- Really?
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Wow! Thanks!
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- Let's do it.
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And...
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Action.
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- I guess this'll be fun.
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I mean, how much soda
can shoot out of one can?
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Ahh.
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The answer--
a truly surprising amount.
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- That was amazing!
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- Hey, don't ask me how,
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but I got us an audition
for our first gig
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with a very important
music bigwig.
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So dry off
and meet me in class.
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- Aren't you at all curious
why I'm covered in soda?
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- No. I know soda roulette
when I see it.
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[playing rock music]
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? ?
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[all cheering]
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Nailed it!
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But it doesn't matter
what I think.
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Our fate rests in the musical
tastes of Mr. Big.
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What do you think?
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- [slurping]
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Meh.
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- We just melted your face.
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- No, you didn't.
My face is fine.
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- I'm telling you, Alison,
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this band is going to rock
your birthday party.
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- We're playing a
seven-year-old's birthday party?
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I thought we weren't supposed
to hit rock bottom
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until our mid-20s.
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- At least we're headlining.
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- Actually,
I'm thinking of getting
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a magic princess instead.
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- I spoke too soon.
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- Princess Oliviana--
who's that?
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- Are you serious?
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She's the princess from the
movie "Everyone's A Princess."
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- She sings
"Tell Me Something True."
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You know...
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? Tell me something new,
tell me something true ?
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? Can I be the princess
of your dreams? ?
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all: ? Tell me something new,
are we coming true? ?
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? Or is this another... ?
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- Stop that terrible song!
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[sighs]
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Alison, what do you say?
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Can we play your party?
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- Okay, but only because
you agreed to be paid in cake.
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- Yes!
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We got a gig!
We got a gig!
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Oh, sweet mother of--
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I mean, thank you.
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- Uh-huh.
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Now, what's your band's name, so
I can put it on the invitations?
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- Uh...
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- Uh, we don't have
a name yet.
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- Well, you better come up
with one by next week,
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or I'm going with
The Princess Party Band.
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Now, juice box me
for the road.
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- Juice box me.
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[thud]
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- Amateurs.
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- ? Stop tellin' me
to read between the lines ?
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? It all adds up
to one thing ?
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- Five, four, three,
two, one ?
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- ? If you think you're gonna
lose your cool ?
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? Well, sometimes you gotta
break the rules ?
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? Hey, show me what you know,
give it up to rock 'n' roll ?
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? 'Cause we ain't
gonna stop ?
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? If you're feeling like
you're gettin' schooled ?
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? There's an answer
right in front of you ?
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? Hey, show me what you know,
give it up to rock 'n' roll ?
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? 'Cause we ain't
gonna stop ?
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- ? Hey! ?
- ? Are you ready to rock? ?
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- Hey, Zack, here's my share
of our video game subscription.
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- Oh, thanks. The last time
I didn't pay my dad back,
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he repo'd my bike.
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- Since it's my turn
to pick next,
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I want to get the new
Dr. Timewarp game--
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"Wormhole of Justice."
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It's my destiny.
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- Oh, sorry,
no can do, "broseph."
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I already ordered
"Legions of Horror" last night.
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- That's brutal.
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I've been waiting my whole life
for this game.
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- That's why I thought you
should hear it from a friend.
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Good talk.
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- Why do you let Zack
boss you around like that?
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- Nobody bosses me around.
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- Tie my shoe.
- Double-knotted or single?
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- [sighs]
Stop.
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Just because I say something
doesn't mean you have to do it.
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Same goes for Zack.
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- He's my best friend.
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- Your friendship seems
a little one-sided.
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You're better than that,
Lawrence.
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- I am?
- In theory.
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- Tomika, I know
what you're getting at.
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You want to be
my best friend too.
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- That's not my--
- Sorry.
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Call me old-fashioned,
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but I can only have
one best friend.
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- Lawrence,
I think you're missing--
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- Shh.
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Shh.
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Shh!
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- Today's lesson is on
the importance of our first gig.
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Our group
needs to be road tested
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for Battle of the Bands.
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The Beatles had Hamburg.
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We have
Alison's princess party--
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totally the same thing.
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- What about our band name?
- Excellent question, Summer.
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Finding the right band name
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is the second most
difficult task in rock.
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The first is how to not look
stupid doing this.
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[babbling]
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- Keep working on it.
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- Luckily for you kids,
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I've already come up
with the perfect name...
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Paradoxx!
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Oxx, oxx, oxx.
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Crowd noise.
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[imitates crowd cheering]
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I sense some hesitation.
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- Paradoxx?
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- Does anybody have
any better names?
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All right, fine.
Let's hear some band names
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that are probably not as good
as Paradoxx.
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- Smog Check.
- [imitates buzzer sounding]
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- T.H.B.--
Totally Harvard Bound.
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- Totally no.
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Tomika?
- Don't care.
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- Hmm.
- Great name.
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- No, I mean I don't care.
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You can't force a name.
When it's right, it'll happen.
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- Great point.
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- I like the name Timewarp.
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- Shocker.
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- I'm torn between
two awesome names--
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Metal Death Fire Skulls
or Skulls of Fire Death Metal.
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It's a tough one.
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- It's pretty clear to me
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none of those
are as good as Paradoxx.
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So we'll just go with that.
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- No!
Totally Harvard Bound.
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- Smog Check!
- Timewarp!
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- Skull Fire--
whatever mine was!
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[indistinct arguing]
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- Okay.
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Okay!
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This is natural.
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Bands need to disagree
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and get their frustrations out
early on,
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or they'll just break up.
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Pete Townshend once hit
Roger Daltrey with his guitar,
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and The Who are still together.
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- Hmm, gotcha, Mr. Finn.
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Who do I get to hit
with my guitar?
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- Nobody.
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We'll vote on this tomorrow.
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Settle this like adults--
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rationally and calmly.
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- Mm, right.
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And after that I get to start
bashing people?
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- ? Tell me something new,
tell me something true ?
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? Can I be the princess
of your dreams? ?
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- [clears throat]
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Are you singing
a princess song?
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- No.
How much did you hear?
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- Enough to make this weird.
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Look, I told you
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to get these boxes
of Paradoxx T-shirts
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out of the garage
over a year ago.
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How many failed bands
is it now?
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- Dad, there's no such thing
as failure.
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That's what you always
used to tell me
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when I struck out
in little league.
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- I was lying to you.
You were eight.
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Just get the boxes
out of the garage.
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And, son, if you're gonna sing
a princess song in my house,
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you do it in the shower
like a man.
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? Can I be the princess
of your dreams? ?
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Dang it!
You got me singing it.
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Now I have to bathe.
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- Zack, "Gamer Magazine"
gave "Wormhole of Justice"
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five thumb blisters up.
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I can't wait!
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And since it's my turn--
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- Oh, forgot to tell you--
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I ordered the next six
"Legions of Horror."
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It should only take
two or three months
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to get to your game.
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That's cool, right?
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- Yeah, okay.
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Excuse me.
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[yelling]
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- No problem there.
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- Shall we go to lunch?
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- Vote
for Totally Harvard Bound.
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It's the best band name.
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Thanks.
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- Huh.
Wow. Great idea.
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You stayed up all night
baking cupcakes.
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- Oh, no, I make a batch every
week and keep it in my locker,
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you know, just in case.
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- She's got cupcakes.
We're doomed.
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- Where are you going?
- To get a cupcake.
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I'm doomed, not dieting.
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- Wait, dude.
This is serious.
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The vote's in an hour.
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If we don't team up
against Summer,
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we're going to be stuck
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with Totally Harvard Bound
forever.
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- Count me in.
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- If we want people
to vote for us,
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we've got to give them
something better than cupcakes.
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- How about
this irresistible smile?
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- We're trying to recruit kids,
not your mother.
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- I'll get ice cream.
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- Check it out.
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I sweet-talked
the lunch lady
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into giving me
extra tater tots.
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- Perfect.
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Free tater tots if you vote
for Smog Check!
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- Dude, do you know
how hard I had to flirt
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with Sylvia to get these?
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I have to play bingo
with her on Friday.
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- "Broseph," relax.
It's for Smog Check.
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- But they're mine!
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How do you know
I don't want to use these
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to get people
to vote for Timewarp?
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- That's hilarious, bro.
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Still pushing Timewarp.
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- Free tater tots
for Timewarpers.
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- Check out the tub.
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Lunch lady Sylvia
loves this smile...
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and I have to play bridge
with her on Thursday.
256
00:10:24,118 --> 00:10:25,517
- Yes!
257
00:10:25,523 --> 00:10:29,225
Free ice cream if you vote
for Smog Check!
258
00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:30,770
- Tots for Timewarp?
259
00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:34,148
Ah!
260
00:10:36,228 --> 00:10:38,163
Summer, what can I do
to get you to vote
261
00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:39,536
for Timewarp instead?
262
00:10:39,542 --> 00:10:40,941
- [scoffs]
Sorry, Lawrence,
263
00:10:40,947 --> 00:10:43,014
but if a name doesn't speak
to me on a creative level,
264
00:10:43,021 --> 00:10:44,587
I can't get behind it.
265
00:10:44,593 --> 00:10:46,960
- What if I change the name
to Summer and the Timewarps?
266
00:10:46,969 --> 00:10:48,502
- I'm in.
- Yes!
267
00:10:48,508 --> 00:10:50,741
Vote for
Summer and the Timewarps!
268
00:10:53,994 --> 00:10:57,597
- All right,
I trust you talked it out
269
00:10:57,609 --> 00:11:00,543
and agreed we're called
Paradoxx now.
270
00:11:00,553 --> 00:11:03,520
I suggest
you buy your T-shirts quickly.
271
00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:05,764
I only have 1,000 left.
272
00:11:05,772 --> 00:11:08,406
- We're not calling
ourselves Paradoxx.
273
00:11:08,415 --> 00:11:10,081
We're going with Smog Check.
274
00:11:10,088 --> 00:11:13,056
- No, we're going with
Summer and the Timewarps.
275
00:11:13,066 --> 00:11:16,100
- That wasn't even
one of the choices.
276
00:11:16,110 --> 00:11:18,644
- Alliances needed to be made,
Mr. Finn.
277
00:11:19,623 --> 00:11:21,557
- Summer and the Timewarps?
278
00:11:21,564 --> 00:11:24,131
Smog Check is so much more
hard core.
279
00:11:24,140 --> 00:11:26,140
It's about power
and cool
280
00:11:26,148 --> 00:11:28,816
and sensible
car maintenance.
281
00:11:28,825 --> 00:11:32,093
- Summer and the Timewarps
is about bending time and space.
282
00:11:32,104 --> 00:11:34,571
- Why can't you just go
along with me, Lawrence?
283
00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:36,046
I thought we were friends.
284
00:11:36,052 --> 00:11:38,853
- Friends don't mess
with another man's taters.
285
00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:41,863
- Fine.
Then maybe we're not friends.
286
00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:44,273
I renounce
my friendship to you.
287
00:11:44,282 --> 00:11:45,648
- I renounce my friendship
to you!
288
00:11:45,654 --> 00:11:47,487
And my renouncement
begins retroactively
289
00:11:47,494 --> 00:11:48,660
to your renouncement.
290
00:11:48,665 --> 00:11:50,665
- It's tater tots!
291
00:11:50,672 --> 00:11:52,205
- Guys, calm down.
292
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,579
- You told us to get out
our frustrations, Mr. Finn.
293
00:11:54,587 --> 00:11:58,656
- Everybody,
put your frustrations back in.
294
00:11:58,669 --> 00:11:59,968
- Whoever wants to be
in Smog Check
295
00:11:59,974 --> 00:12:02,541
come to the front
of the class.
296
00:12:02,550 --> 00:12:04,817
- Calling all Timewarps.
Oh!
297
00:12:06,530 --> 00:12:09,599
- Guys, our first real gig
is in two days.
298
00:12:09,610 --> 00:12:11,276
We need to decide on a name,
299
00:12:11,282 --> 00:12:15,117
or we're gonna be called
The Princess Party Band.
300
00:12:15,130 --> 00:12:18,698
- We have our name, Mr. Finn.
We're Summer and the Timewarps.
301
00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:21,578
If they don't like it, they
don't have to be in our band.
302
00:12:21,587 --> 00:12:24,621
- We wouldn't be in your band
if you paid us.
303
00:12:24,632 --> 00:12:27,033
- Fine, two bands!
- Fine, two bands!
304
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,675
all: [chanting]
Two bands, two bands!
305
00:12:29,684 --> 00:12:31,083
- One band, one band!
306
00:12:31,089 --> 00:12:33,556
I can't have
seven failed bands!
307
00:12:33,565 --> 00:12:36,733
[chanting continues]
308
00:12:40,089 --> 00:12:42,323
- ? Tell me som nhingew,
tell me something true ?
309
00:12:42,331 --> 00:12:44,698
- Catchy song, isn't it?
310
00:12:44,706 --> 00:12:46,806
- Alison, uh...
311
00:12:46,814 --> 00:12:49,548
Shouldn't you be in the lower
school building right now?
312
00:12:49,558 --> 00:12:51,759
- I've got finger painting
in ten minutes,
313
00:12:51,767 --> 00:12:54,067
so let's get down
to business.
314
00:12:54,075 --> 00:12:55,441
I hear your band broke up.
315
00:12:55,447 --> 00:12:58,581
- What?
Where'd you hear that?
316
00:12:58,591 --> 00:13:01,526
- You don't get
the center cubbyhole
317
00:13:01,536 --> 00:13:04,203
without knowing
a few things, Mr. Finn.
318
00:13:04,212 --> 00:13:06,646
- Alison, please, don't worry.
319
00:13:06,655 --> 00:13:08,154
I've got it all under control.
320
00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:10,894
Come tomorrow,
everything will be fine.
321
00:13:10,904 --> 00:13:12,504
- I wasn't finished.
322
00:13:12,510 --> 00:13:16,278
It better be,
or I'm hiring Princess Oliviana,
323
00:13:16,290 --> 00:13:20,192
which means no cake for you.
324
00:13:22,246 --> 00:13:24,614
- Buck up, man.
She's seven years old.
325
00:13:25,926 --> 00:13:29,929
[playing guitar riff]
326
00:13:29,941 --> 00:13:31,941
- And then you do a solo.
327
00:13:31,949 --> 00:13:36,285
? ?
328
00:13:36,299 --> 00:13:37,865
And I do a solo.
329
00:13:37,871 --> 00:13:41,673
? ?
330
00:13:41,685 --> 00:13:44,919
- And then we turn on
the smog machine.
331
00:13:46,335 --> 00:13:48,302
And it does a solo.
332
00:13:48,309 --> 00:13:49,876
- Hey, guys,
I want to ask you something.
333
00:13:49,883 --> 00:13:51,616
Can you turn that off
for a sec?
334
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:56,092
- Uh, I guess that wasn't
the off button.
335
00:13:56,106 --> 00:14:00,275
- Look, Alison wants Smog Check
to play her party--
336
00:14:00,288 --> 00:14:02,221
just you guys.
337
00:14:02,228 --> 00:14:03,894
- I don't know, Mr. Finn.
338
00:14:03,901 --> 00:14:05,768
Kids' parties aren't really
Smog Check's style.
339
00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:07,675
- Then again, it is a birthday,
340
00:14:07,682 --> 00:14:09,848
and we already
rented the machine.
341
00:14:09,856 --> 00:14:12,123
- I'm in!
- Cool!
342
00:14:12,131 --> 00:14:13,497
We'll do it, Mr. Finn.
343
00:14:13,503 --> 00:14:16,037
Mr. Finn?
344
00:14:16,046 --> 00:14:18,347
Freddy, he must've left
the room.
345
00:14:18,355 --> 00:14:21,489
Freddy?
346
00:14:21,500 --> 00:14:25,235
Freddy!
347
00:14:25,247 --> 00:14:29,082
- Summer and the Timewarps,
how's practice going?
348
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,460
- Fantastic, Mr. Finn.
349
00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:31,866
I made the glitter costumes,
350
00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,105
and Tomika worked out
a killer dance.
351
00:14:34,113 --> 00:14:37,548
- Cool. What about,
you know, the music?
352
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,094
- Oh, Lawrence is making...
353
00:14:40,102 --> 00:14:42,335
What did you call it,
Lawrence?
354
00:14:42,344 --> 00:14:43,877
- Oh, it's the ultimate
355
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,851
automated keyboard/auto-tune/
drum machine trifecta.
356
00:14:46,861 --> 00:14:49,628
- You know, nerd music.
357
00:14:49,637 --> 00:14:51,104
- ? Time warp, time warp ?
358
00:14:51,110 --> 00:14:53,143
? You have just been time warped ?
359
00:14:53,151 --> 00:14:55,585
? Time warp, time warp, time warp ?
360
00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:58,128
- It's all preprogrammed
so we don't even have to play--
361
00:14:58,137 --> 00:14:58,969
just dance.
362
00:14:58,973 --> 00:15:00,806
- Cool, show me your moves.
363
00:15:00,813 --> 00:15:02,913
- Oh, wait!
364
00:15:03,923 --> 00:15:05,690
Now you've done it.
365
00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,264
- Once he starts,
he doesn't stop.
366
00:15:07,270 --> 00:15:08,402
- I don't.
367
00:15:08,407 --> 00:15:10,073
- Listen, guys,
368
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:12,214
Alison only wants one band
to play her party,
369
00:15:12,222 --> 00:15:14,956
and I told her you guys were
by far the better band.
370
00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:16,965
Think you could still
rock it for me?
371
00:15:16,973 --> 00:15:19,273
- You bet.
Our first gig.
372
00:15:19,281 --> 00:15:21,582
- That's great,
isn't it, Lawrence?
373
00:15:21,590 --> 00:15:24,023
- ? Time warp, time warp ?
374
00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:27,334
Uh, I'm just gonna
take that as a yes.
375
00:15:28,849 --> 00:15:31,751
- Here we are,
living the rock 'n' roll life,
376
00:15:31,761 --> 00:15:34,495
playing for tough crowds
in dingy dives.
377
00:15:34,505 --> 00:15:37,006
Ooh, face-painting table.
378
00:15:37,014 --> 00:15:39,180
I'm gonna be
a bunny rabbit.
379
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,989
- Hey.
What are you guys doing here?
380
00:15:41,999 --> 00:15:43,966
- We're here to rock the party.
381
00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:45,940
What's your excuse?
Did you come to watch?
382
00:15:45,948 --> 00:15:48,415
- No, Freddy and I
are playing this gig.
383
00:15:49,694 --> 00:15:51,094
Freddy?
384
00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:55,002
- Sorry, those face painters
are really aggressive.
385
00:15:57,021 --> 00:15:59,422
- Mr. Finn, what's going on?
386
00:15:59,430 --> 00:16:02,198
- Nothing weird.
387
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:04,508
Just gathering dinner--
388
00:16:04,516 --> 00:16:05,548
meatballs.
389
00:16:05,553 --> 00:16:07,286
Ow!
390
00:16:07,293 --> 00:16:08,926
Toothpicks.
391
00:16:08,932 --> 00:16:11,266
- No, I mean,
why are we both here?
392
00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:13,642
- Yeah, you said
we were playing.
393
00:16:13,650 --> 00:16:14,716
Are you a mouse?
394
00:16:14,721 --> 00:16:17,088
- I'm a cat.
395
00:16:17,096 --> 00:16:20,364
[purrs, meows]
396
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:25,083
Look, I lied to you guys
to get us back together.
397
00:16:25,093 --> 00:16:27,326
We got to start acting
like professionals
398
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:30,535
and not let Alison know,
because if she finds out,
399
00:16:30,546 --> 00:16:32,680
we are--
400
00:16:32,688 --> 00:16:35,455
Hey, Alison.
401
00:16:35,464 --> 00:16:38,132
- Why is half your band
dressed in space suits?
402
00:16:38,142 --> 00:16:39,941
- We're
Summer and the Timewarps.
403
00:16:39,948 --> 00:16:42,749
- And we're Smog Check.
404
00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:45,225
- Two bands?
I want one band!
405
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:48,035
You made me promises.
406
00:16:48,045 --> 00:16:51,613
One awesome band
and no mess-ups.
407
00:16:51,624 --> 00:16:53,658
- Is there a problem here,
Alison?
408
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:56,266
- No, no problem,
Princess Oliviana.
409
00:16:56,275 --> 00:16:58,209
I hired the princess
as backup.
410
00:16:58,216 --> 00:17:00,182
She's taking your spot now.
411
00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:02,557
- Oh, you must be the band
I heard about.
412
00:17:02,565 --> 00:17:04,031
Oh, it's ever so nice
to meet you.
413
00:17:04,037 --> 00:17:07,505
Alison, dear, your little guests
are asking for you.
414
00:17:07,517 --> 00:17:10,151
Perhaps you should go grace them
with your presence.
415
00:17:10,160 --> 00:17:14,229
[giggles]
416
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,875
All right,
here's the deal, pal.
417
00:17:15,881 --> 00:17:18,548
This is my show.
418
00:17:18,558 --> 00:17:21,960
You, the doofuses
and the glitter triplets
419
00:17:21,971 --> 00:17:25,072
think you can waltz on in here
and steal my thunder?
420
00:17:25,082 --> 00:17:26,815
This is a princess party.
421
00:17:26,822 --> 00:17:28,088
I'm a princess.
422
00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:30,695
- Not a real princess.
423
00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:32,804
I mean, that's not even
a real wand.
424
00:17:32,811 --> 00:17:34,544
- Oh, no?
425
00:17:37,026 --> 00:17:40,662
- Ow!
What is that, metal?
426
00:17:40,674 --> 00:17:44,175
- Now, unless you want to wear
my tiara the hard way,
427
00:17:44,186 --> 00:17:46,920
I suggest you all pack up
your little field trip
428
00:17:46,930 --> 00:17:48,296
and hit the road.
429
00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:50,970
You're out of your league,
mouse face.
430
00:17:50,979 --> 00:17:53,279
[giggles]
431
00:17:53,287 --> 00:17:55,554
- I am a cat.
432
00:17:55,562 --> 00:17:58,329
- Well, she's delightful.
433
00:17:58,339 --> 00:18:00,139
- This is all
your fault, Lawrence.
434
00:18:00,146 --> 00:18:02,146
If you would've just
voted for Smog Check,
435
00:18:02,153 --> 00:18:03,286
this would've never happened.
436
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,957
- My fault?
437
00:18:04,964 --> 00:18:06,297
This ends now.
438
00:18:06,303 --> 00:18:08,670
Eat my glitter!
- Back off!
439
00:18:08,678 --> 00:18:11,378
I got a confetti cannon,
and I'm not afraid to use it!
440
00:18:11,387 --> 00:18:13,588
- Guys, stop.
You're better than this.
441
00:18:16,339 --> 00:18:17,906
That's it!
442
00:18:17,912 --> 00:18:22,548
I've been wanded,
"confettitied," and glittered.
443
00:18:22,563 --> 00:18:26,598
This is the worst princess party
I've ever been to.
444
00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:30,921
- I thought
we were "brosephs."
445
00:18:30,928 --> 00:18:33,995
- I never agreed
we'd call each other "brosephs."
446
00:18:34,005 --> 00:18:35,405
I hate "brosephs."
447
00:18:35,411 --> 00:18:37,844
You just expect me
to do whatever you want.
448
00:18:37,853 --> 00:18:39,820
I wanted to get
"Wormhole of Justice."
449
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:42,227
- Wait. This is about
a video game?
450
00:18:42,235 --> 00:18:46,504
- No, it's about you
not caring about what I want...
451
00:18:46,518 --> 00:18:48,485
which in this case
is a video game.
452
00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:50,025
So, yes!
453
00:18:50,032 --> 00:18:52,899
- Guys, bands don't break up
because of video games.
454
00:18:52,908 --> 00:18:55,709
They break up
because of fame or money
455
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:58,854
or really annoying princesses.
456
00:18:58,865 --> 00:19:00,831
- ? Tell me something new,
tell me something true ?
457
00:19:00,838 --> 00:19:04,206
? Can I be the princess
of your dreams? ?
458
00:19:04,217 --> 00:19:07,252
- Okay, we may not agree
on a band name,
459
00:19:07,263 --> 00:19:09,830
or whether or not we can call
each other "broseph,"
460
00:19:09,839 --> 00:19:11,806
but we can agree
we're not gonna let
461
00:19:11,813 --> 00:19:13,512
some psycho, snotty,
fake princess
462
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:17,021
steal our first gig, right?
463
00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:19,599
- ? Tell me something new,
tell me something true ?
464
00:19:19,608 --> 00:19:22,976
? Can I be the princess
of your dream? ?
465
00:19:22,987 --> 00:19:24,553
? ?
466
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,327
- Man, I hate that princess.
467
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:27,866
- Me too.
- See?
468
00:19:27,873 --> 00:19:31,574
You guys aren't as far apart
as you think you are.
469
00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:32,919
- Mr. Finn's right.
470
00:19:32,924 --> 00:19:35,224
Lawrence,
you're my best friend.
471
00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:37,700
I should've paid more attention
to what you wanted.
472
00:19:37,708 --> 00:19:39,275
I'm sorry.
473
00:19:39,282 --> 00:19:42,449
- What I want is to get
this band back together.
474
00:19:42,459 --> 00:19:44,293
What do you say, "broseph"?
475
00:19:46,808 --> 00:19:49,410
- Let's show this princess
how to rock.
476
00:19:49,419 --> 00:19:51,352
all: Yeah!
477
00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,526
? ?
478
00:19:52,531 --> 00:19:53,930
- ? I've heard it all ?
479
00:19:53,936 --> 00:19:55,336
- What are we gonna play?
480
00:19:55,341 --> 00:19:58,141
- The only song
that'll get this crowd back.
481
00:19:58,151 --> 00:19:59,751
"Tell Me Something True"...
482
00:19:59,757 --> 00:20:01,891
the rock version.
483
00:20:01,899 --> 00:20:03,331
- Do you even know
the words, Mr. Finn?
484
00:20:03,337 --> 00:20:05,971
- Maybe.
485
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,613
Freddy, give me a beat!
486
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:10,488
both: ? Tell me something new,
tell me something true ?
487
00:20:10,498 --> 00:20:13,632
? Can I be the princess
of your dreams? ?
488
00:20:13,642 --> 00:20:16,476
? Tell me something new,
are we coming true ?
489
00:20:16,486 --> 00:20:19,921
? Or is this
another make-believe? ?
490
00:20:19,932 --> 00:20:22,633
- ? All I ever need ?
491
00:20:22,643 --> 00:20:24,843
? Is for you to look at me ?
492
00:20:24,851 --> 00:20:27,986
? The princess
of your dreams ?
493
00:20:27,996 --> 00:20:31,230
? Oh oh ?
494
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:34,442
? The princess of your dreams ?
495
00:20:34,453 --> 00:20:36,286
? Oh oh ?
496
00:20:36,293 --> 00:20:38,794
- Hello,
Alison's birthday party!
497
00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:42,805
We're a band that met at school,
and we like to rock.
498
00:20:42,818 --> 00:20:44,518
- We're School of Rock!
499
00:20:44,524 --> 00:20:45,990
? ?
500
00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:48,630
- That's the perfect name,
Lawrence.
501
00:20:48,639 --> 00:20:49,638
- Yeah!
502
00:20:49,643 --> 00:20:51,810
School of Rock, I love it!
503
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,117
- I told you we'd get it.
504
00:20:53,123 --> 00:20:55,990
? All I ever need ?
505
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,102
? Is for you to look at me ?
506
00:20:59,112 --> 00:21:01,145
? The princess
of your dreams ?
507
00:21:01,153 --> 00:21:02,152
- Yeah! Yeah!
508
00:21:02,156 --> 00:21:04,990
Stage dive!
509
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:08,468
I think I landed on her wand.
510
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