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- All right, rockers, time
for a little freestyle jam sesh.
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Freddy, you ready
to pound those skins?
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- Locked and loaded.
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[plays drums]
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- Zack, Tomika,
you fools ready to shred?
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- Bring it.
- Let's do this.
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[both playing guitars]
- Oh.
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You both scare me,
and I dig it.
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Lawrence, you all
set to tickle those keys?
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- Oh, come on,
they get to pound and shred,
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and I have to tickle?
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- Fair point.
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Wail on those keys like they
just called your mama "stupid."
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- That woman does
the best she can
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with the tools
she was given.
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- Yeah.
Yeah, that's right, rock--
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- Summer, banging
on the tambo.
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[plays tambourine off-key]
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- Okay, Summer.
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- Double tamb!
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- Okay.
You can--
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[music ends, tambourines
continue playing off-key]
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- Sweet jam sesh.
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I think we're ready
to lay that track down.
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- [chuckles]
Summer, the tambourine
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is a subtle instrument.
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It makes more of an impact
when it makes less of an impact.
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You feel me?
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- I think. So you're saying
I should do less?
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- Well, if you say so.
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As a matter of fact,
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let's get you a brand-new,
slightly more quiet instrument.
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Bang these together,
hard as you want.
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Just feel the music.
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- But how will anybody--
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- Two, three, four!
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[band plays rock]
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- [coughing]
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- Yeah, there we go, people.
Now we're jamming.
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- ♪ Stop tellin' me
to read between the lines ♪
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♪ It all adds up
to one thing ♪
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- Five, four, three,
two, one.
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- ♪ If you think you're gonna
lose your cool ♪
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♪ Well, sometimes you gotta
break the rules ♪
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♪ Hey, show me what you know,
give it up to rock 'n' roll ♪
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♪ 'Cause we ain't
gonna stop ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ If you're feeling like
you're gettin' schooled ♪
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♪ There's a answer
right in front of you ♪
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♪ Hey, show me what you know,
give it up to rock 'n' roll ♪
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♪ 'Cause we ain't
gonna stop ♪
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- ♪ Hey! ♪
- ♪ Are you ready to rock? ♪
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[rock music]
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- [humming bass line]
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- [drumming with pencils]
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- [humming keyboard riff]
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- [humming guitar riff]
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[all humming]
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♪ ♪
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- [off-key]
♪ Hi yi yi yi, ya yi yi yi! ♪
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- No?
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Okay.
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[school bell rings]
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He's late, again.
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- I don't get it. How much time
does it take to not shower?
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- Here is today's bulletin,
Mr. Fi--Mr.--
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[scoffs]
Class, where is Mr. Finn?
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Is he tardy?
- Shh.
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- Principal Mullins,
I'm so glad you're here.
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- Oh. Why?
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- Uh, I'm not sure.
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- We wanted to show you
our class hamster.
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Oh, my gosh.
Nibbles escaped.
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- And he took his cage
with him.
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- My homework too.
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- Before we look for hamsters,
let's find Mr. Fi--
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- Oh, hello,
Principal Mullins.
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I didn't hear you come in.
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- But I--
I mean, you--
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- I know.
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We're all at a loss
for words about Nibbles.
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But life goes on.
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- Well, don't worry,
children.
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I'm sure your hamster
will turn up.
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You know, I have some extras
in my office.
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Black or brown?
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- Black, please.
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[all sigh]
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- Whew!
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Thanks for covering
for me, guys.
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- You need to be careful,
Mr. Finn.
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You've been late a lot,
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and Principal Mullins
hates tardiness.
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- What? When have I ever
been late before?
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[whistling]
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Good morning, students.
[school bell rings]
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Good work, guys.
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You nailed it.
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Great effort.
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See you guys tomorrow!
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Okay, fine.
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But let's get started.
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We still need to find
one more amazing, original song
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to end our set
at the Battle of the Bands.
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- What about our poetry
homework?
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- Songwriting is poetry.
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If you'd ever listen to AC/DC,
you'd know that.
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Great bands can't exist
without great songwriting.
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- So who's our songwriter?
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- We don't have one
but don't worry.
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I put an ad online, so I'm sure
we'll find a great songwriter,
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and hopefully,
I'll sell that futon.
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- I'll be our songwriter.
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- Have you ever written
a song before?
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- No, but I do write
our family's newsletter.
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Uncle Mark went to Peru.
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- Oh, well,
felicidades to Uncle Mark.
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But it isn't that easy.
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Songwriting is a craft
you have to work at.
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It takes time.
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You got to write hundreds
of songs
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before you can master the art.
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What's this?
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- 100 songs.
I wrote them.
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- Since yesterday?
- I know.
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I would've written more, except
I had to do my algebra homework,
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which was the motivation
for my song "Algebra Homework."
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- "Y equals five.
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Why, oh, why must
Y equal five?"
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- Instant classic.
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- Mm-hmm.
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There's another song here,
"Grocery List,"
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that looks like
it's just a grocery list.
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"Apples, paper towels,
bread, bread, bread."
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- "Bread" is the chorus.
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- Ah, ha ha.
- Yeah.
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- Um...
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Summer, I respect you
too much to lie to you,
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so I'm gonna give you
some constructive criticism.
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- Okay.
- These songs are awful.
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Like, crazy bad.
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- Mr. Finn,
constructive criticism
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is supposed to be
about specific things.
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- Well, specifically,
this...
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is terrible.
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- I get it. I'm not good enough
for anything in this band.
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- Oh, come on.
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If you really
want to write a song,
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look at some of
your favorite artists
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and find out
how they do it.
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- You mean like
a research project?
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- I call it sitting around
and listening to music,
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but whatever works.
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- Thanks, Mr. Finn.
I'm on it.
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- Anytime.
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♪ Y equals five
Why, oh, why does Y-- ♪
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Just 'cause I'm singing it
doesn't mean it's good.
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[rock music]
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Pop quiz--
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Van Halen with David Lee Roth
or Van Halen with Sammy Hagar?
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- Trick question. Both.
- Oh, Mr. Finn, Mr. Finn.
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I'm glad I ran into you.
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- Hello, Principal Mullins.
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Lovely day, isn't it?
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You look very principal-y.
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- Thank you.
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Mr. Finn, there's something
I'd like to speak
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to you about in private.
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Can you meet me in my office
this afternoon at 3:00?
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- Oh, private meeting.
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What are we gonna do--
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talk smack about all
the teachers we can't stand?
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Love it.
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I'll bring snacks.
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Pound it.
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- I don't know
what's happening right now.
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- Yeah.
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What's up, fellas?
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Why are your mouths
open like that?
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- Principal Mullins said
she wanted to speak with you,
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in private.
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- You don't think
she wants to date, do you?
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I really don't need the drama of
a workplace romance right now.
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- When Principal Mullins
speaks to a teacher,
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it's almost always
to fire them.
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- Wait. You think
she wants to fire me?
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- I hope not.
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This school would stink
without you here.
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It would just be
like...school.
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- It's true, Mr. Finn.
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Thanks to you,
I've got confidence.
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Plus, you helped me work
on my game with the ladies.
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- Hi, Lawrence.
- What's up, Esme?
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I'm falling.
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In the old days,
that would have gone badly.
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- You have to impress
Principal Mullins in the meeting
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and keep your job.
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So far, you've only had
to deal with Mullins
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for five minutes, tops.
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- This is
an actual meeting.
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You're looking at a full
half hour of good behavior.
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- You're right, my record
for good behavior is 11 minutes.
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I'm toast.
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- No, we can help you.
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I know what it takes
to impress adults.
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I've been fooling
my friends' moms into thinking
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I'm a good influence
for years.
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- It's true. My mom's all, "Why
can't you be more like Freddy?"
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She brought a picture
of him to my last haircut.
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- Mm. That's just weird.
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And the barber
didn't even come close.
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- You've taught us
how to be rock stars.
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Now let us teach you
how to behave like an adult.
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- Okay, mold me.
- Lesson one--
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at the meeting,
don't wear flip-flops.
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- How would she ever
even notice?
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[sandals flopping loudly]
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[rock music]
219
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- Oh, no,
here comes my brother.
220
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What do you think
it's gonna be today,
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make fun of my height,
my hair,
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or punch me in the arm?
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- Hey. You're short.
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Your hair looks dumb.
225
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- Is that all
you losers got?
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My grandma
hits harder than--
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- Tomika, shh!
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- Guys, guys, guys, I've been
researching Taylor Swift,
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and I figured out
how to write way better songs
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for us to play together.
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Good-bye, eraser clapper.
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Hello, songwriter.
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- I thought your song
"Texting with Tomika"
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was pretty catchy.
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- Thanks.
But Taylor's songs
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are all about dating
and breakups and stuff.
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So I'm gonna do
what she does.
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I'm going to find a boyfriend,
break up with him,
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and wear cute boots.
240
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- You look so cute
in cute boots.
241
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But getting a boyfriend
sounds hard.
242
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- I don't need a real boyfriend,
just someone to pretend,
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so I can write great songs.
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He doesn't even have to
"like me" like me.
245
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- No way!
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Not interested.
247
00:10:06,261 --> 00:10:08,829
- You're so funny, Zacky.
248
00:10:08,835 --> 00:10:10,602
I'm so lucky
I'm your girlfriend,
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which, in turn,
makes you my boyfriend.
250
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- Yo, Zack.
251
00:10:14,151 --> 00:10:15,817
- Oh.
Hey, Ashton.
252
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My arm's really sore.
253
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Can you just punch me
in the face?
254
00:10:19,431 --> 00:10:20,931
- I didn't know
you had a girlfriend.
255
00:10:20,936 --> 00:10:23,236
- She's not my girl--
- That's baller, bro.
256
00:10:23,242 --> 00:10:25,009
Makes me not want
to punch you.
257
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,885
- Okay, I'll do it.
I'm your boyfriend.
258
00:10:28,891 --> 00:10:30,524
- Yay.
259
00:10:30,529 --> 00:10:33,530
[rock music]
260
00:10:33,538 --> 00:10:37,473
♪ ♪
261
00:10:37,482 --> 00:10:39,082
Carry my bag?
262
00:10:39,086 --> 00:10:40,586
- I don't think so.
263
00:10:40,591 --> 00:10:42,757
I mean, of course I will.
264
00:10:45,670 --> 00:10:47,838
- My boyfriend
will be paying.
265
00:10:47,844 --> 00:10:49,043
Boop.
266
00:10:50,852 --> 00:10:53,287
- Better than
getting punched.
267
00:10:53,293 --> 00:10:57,195
I'm just gonna go
dump our trays, honey-boo.
268
00:10:57,204 --> 00:11:01,172
- Speaking of dumping, I think
it's time for us to break up.
269
00:11:01,181 --> 00:11:02,381
- Break up?
270
00:11:02,385 --> 00:11:05,519
We just started dating
a half hour ago.
271
00:11:05,527 --> 00:11:06,960
- I know,
272
00:11:06,964 --> 00:11:11,500
and it's been a super-special
half hour, Zack.
273
00:11:11,511 --> 00:11:14,345
I've gotten so much
out of this relationship--
274
00:11:14,352 --> 00:11:15,818
the highs, the lows,
275
00:11:15,822 --> 00:11:19,357
the 28 minutes in the middle
where not much happened.
276
00:11:19,366 --> 00:11:21,066
- Uh, okay.
277
00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:23,471
But I'm gonna pretend
you're still my girlfriend,
278
00:11:23,477 --> 00:11:24,843
not because I like you.
279
00:11:24,847 --> 00:11:27,581
I like not getting punched.
- I understand.
280
00:11:27,588 --> 00:11:30,222
Breakup selfie.
281
00:11:30,229 --> 00:11:32,696
[rock music]
282
00:11:32,702 --> 00:11:34,836
Mr. Finn.
- Oh, Summer.
283
00:11:34,842 --> 00:11:36,108
Good.
You're here.
284
00:11:36,113 --> 00:11:37,879
Zack's amp's
been shaking funny,
285
00:11:37,884 --> 00:11:41,519
and we were hoping you could sit
on it to dampen the noise.
286
00:11:41,527 --> 00:11:43,727
- What?
I'm no amp dampener.
287
00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,700
I am a songwriter.
288
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:48,039
I did what you said,
and I wrote a relationship song,
289
00:11:48,045 --> 00:11:50,646
just like Taylor Swift does.
290
00:11:50,653 --> 00:11:55,156
- "'A Relationship Song,
Just Like Taylor Swift Does'...
291
00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,365
by Summer."
292
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,545
Summer, I'm sorry.
293
00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:04,651
I know how badly you want
to write songs for the band,
294
00:12:04,659 --> 00:12:07,226
but these words
just feel fake.
295
00:12:07,232 --> 00:12:09,332
It's like this whole boyfriend
thing was made up.
296
00:12:09,338 --> 00:12:12,172
- It's not!
It's real.
297
00:12:12,179 --> 00:12:14,980
You don't see my brother
out there, do you?
298
00:12:14,987 --> 00:12:16,920
- So, I still don't get
to write our song
299
00:12:16,926 --> 00:12:18,793
for Battle of the Bands?
300
00:12:18,798 --> 00:12:22,666
What am I supposed to do now?
301
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:25,743
Fine.
I'll get on the amp.
302
00:12:25,750 --> 00:12:27,116
- You're awesome.
303
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:30,256
All right, let's do it.
Two, three, four...
304
00:12:30,264 --> 00:12:33,231
[rock music]
305
00:12:33,238 --> 00:12:38,041
♪ ♪
306
00:12:38,051 --> 00:12:41,553
- [voice warbling]
I kind of miss the erasers.
307
00:12:41,562 --> 00:12:43,361
♪ ♪
308
00:12:45,137 --> 00:12:48,306
[rock music]
309
00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:50,749
- Remember, Mr. Finn,
310
00:12:50,753 --> 00:12:52,753
your job depends
on you acting like an adult
311
00:12:52,759 --> 00:12:54,759
in your meeting
with Principal Mullins.
312
00:12:54,764 --> 00:12:57,298
- So we've come up
with a way to train you.
313
00:12:57,305 --> 00:12:59,072
- You mean teach me?
314
00:12:59,077 --> 00:13:00,843
- Yeah, sure.
315
00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,815
You're gonna pretend like you're
talking to Principal Mullins.
316
00:13:02,821 --> 00:13:05,388
Whenever you do something right,
you get a treat.
317
00:13:05,394 --> 00:13:07,761
- Ooh, licorice.
I like that.
318
00:13:07,768 --> 00:13:09,001
[zap]
Yow!
319
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,939
- And whenever you do something
wrong, you get that.
320
00:13:11,946 --> 00:13:14,613
- I don't like that.
321
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:17,588
You said this was
an ab sculptor.
322
00:13:17,595 --> 00:13:19,161
- Would you have worn it
if I told you
323
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:20,932
it was a homemade
shock machine?
324
00:13:20,937 --> 00:13:23,872
- If it gave me a six-pack.
325
00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,313
- Now, Lawrence is going to
greet you as Principal Mullins.
326
00:13:26,319 --> 00:13:28,653
Greet her with a handshake,
not a fist bump,
327
00:13:28,659 --> 00:13:31,160
and do not call her "bro,"
"man," or "dude."
328
00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:33,200
Got it?
329
00:13:33,205 --> 00:13:34,938
- Hello, Mr. Finn.
330
00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:38,244
- Hello, Principal Mullins.
331
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,052
- That's a very firm handshake.
332
00:13:40,057 --> 00:13:41,056
- Thanks, dude.
[zap]
333
00:13:41,060 --> 00:13:42,059
Aah!
Dude!
334
00:13:42,063 --> 00:13:43,062
[zap]
Dude!
335
00:13:43,066 --> 00:13:44,132
[zap]
Dude!
336
00:13:44,136 --> 00:13:45,135
[zap]
Dude!
337
00:13:45,139 --> 00:13:46,371
[zap]
Dude!
338
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:48,909
- Stop saying "dude"!
- Dude!
339
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,181
Dude!
[zap]
340
00:13:50,186 --> 00:13:51,953
Dude!
[zap]
341
00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:54,325
Dude!
[zap]
342
00:13:57,472 --> 00:13:59,340
I just want some licorice.
343
00:14:01,683 --> 00:14:03,751
In conclusion,
Principal Mullins,
344
00:14:03,757 --> 00:14:06,324
I cherish every moment
I get to spend with these kids,
345
00:14:06,331 --> 00:14:10,667
and it's an honor
to teach at this fine academy.
346
00:14:10,676 --> 00:14:12,242
- He's ready.
- [sighs]
347
00:14:14,219 --> 00:14:16,387
[gulps and chews]
348
00:14:16,393 --> 00:14:19,527
- All right, let's go.
Your meeting's in five minutes.
349
00:14:19,534 --> 00:14:21,000
- Oh, the meeting's not today.
350
00:14:21,005 --> 00:14:24,807
Principal Mullins rescheduled it
to tomorrow at 7:45 a.m.
351
00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:25,849
- What?
352
00:14:25,852 --> 00:14:27,384
The only way
you'd be here that early
353
00:14:27,389 --> 00:14:28,889
is if you slept
at the school.
354
00:14:28,894 --> 00:14:31,361
- Yeah.
- Yes, sleep at the school.
355
00:14:31,367 --> 00:14:32,366
That's a great idea...
356
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:34,270
[zap]
Freddy!
357
00:14:34,276 --> 00:14:36,343
- Sorry, finger slipped.
358
00:14:36,348 --> 00:14:38,948
[rock music]
359
00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:41,556
- [sighs]
360
00:14:41,563 --> 00:14:43,630
- Summer, I know you're down,
361
00:14:43,635 --> 00:14:46,102
but maybe songwriting
just isn't your thing.
362
00:14:46,109 --> 00:14:48,409
- It is!
It has to be.
363
00:14:48,415 --> 00:14:51,049
Everyone else has
a thing but me.
364
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,188
What am I doing wrong?
365
00:14:52,192 --> 00:14:54,126
- Well, you need to stop
writing from your head
366
00:14:54,131 --> 00:14:57,132
and write from your heart.
367
00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:59,707
Music is about a feeling.
368
00:14:59,713 --> 00:15:03,415
It's about more
than a feeling.
369
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,823
That's it.
370
00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:07,194
"More Than a Feeling,"
by Boston.
371
00:15:07,201 --> 00:15:09,802
Your song needs to do this.
372
00:15:09,808 --> 00:15:11,107
["More Than A Feeling" plays]
373
00:15:11,112 --> 00:15:14,747
[humming guitar riff]
374
00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:16,722
♪ More than a feeling ♪
375
00:15:16,728 --> 00:15:19,428
Do you feel it?
Come on, feel it!
376
00:15:19,434 --> 00:15:21,768
- ♪ When I hear that old song they used to play ♪
377
00:15:21,775 --> 00:15:23,842
♪ More than a feeling ♪
378
00:15:23,847 --> 00:15:27,281
Yeah, he's talking
about the power of music.
379
00:15:27,289 --> 00:15:28,655
Oh, yeah.
380
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,360
Can you believe
how high his voice is?
381
00:15:30,365 --> 00:15:32,232
He's grown man.
382
00:15:32,237 --> 00:15:35,705
[humming guitar solo]
383
00:15:35,714 --> 00:15:37,213
[music stops]
384
00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:40,685
Dude, I was right in the middle
of my "meer, neer, neer."
385
00:15:40,693 --> 00:15:42,160
- How do I tap into that?
386
00:15:42,165 --> 00:15:44,432
- Well, songs come to people
in different ways.
387
00:15:44,438 --> 00:15:47,105
Some people meditate,
some exercise,
388
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:48,778
some keep a dream journal.
389
00:15:48,783 --> 00:15:51,551
You know, Paul McCartney wrote
"Yesterday" in his sleep.
390
00:15:51,558 --> 00:15:53,524
- That old guy Kanye
discovered?
391
00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:56,697
- What?
He was way--
392
00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:59,539
- I'm just messing with you.
- Oh.
393
00:15:59,546 --> 00:16:02,380
Well, go write a song
that moves people,
394
00:16:02,387 --> 00:16:05,155
and I promise we'll play it
in Battle of the Bands.
395
00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:06,695
What do you say?
396
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:09,567
- I say I'm gonna write a song
that has more than a feeling.
397
00:16:09,574 --> 00:16:11,241
- Yeah.
- Dewey, it's your mother.
398
00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:13,312
I'm out buying you underpants.
- Okay.
399
00:16:13,318 --> 00:16:15,652
- Do you want boxers or briefs?
400
00:16:15,658 --> 00:16:18,259
- I got to make a call.
401
00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:21,300
[rock music]
402
00:16:21,307 --> 00:16:22,306
♪ ♪
403
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:27,079
- Okay, Summer,
here comes a hit song.
404
00:16:27,090 --> 00:16:31,359
Clear your mind
and find your feelings.
405
00:16:31,368 --> 00:16:34,336
Om.
406
00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:37,278
Om.
407
00:16:37,285 --> 00:16:38,818
Om.
408
00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:40,957
My legs are cramping.
409
00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:45,369
I'm stuck.
410
00:16:45,374 --> 00:16:47,341
[feedback whines]
411
00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:48,746
- Attention, students.
412
00:16:48,750 --> 00:16:50,350
This is Principal Mullins.
413
00:16:50,355 --> 00:16:52,922
We have a very special guest to rock your world.
414
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,629
Give it up for guitar legend
415
00:16:54,634 --> 00:16:55,866
Dewey Finn.
416
00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:59,538
[imitates crowd cheering]
417
00:16:59,547 --> 00:17:02,582
[upbeat rock music]
418
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:06,958
♪ ♪
419
00:17:06,968 --> 00:17:09,302
- Come on, ideas.
420
00:17:09,308 --> 00:17:11,474
♪ ♪
421
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,981
Ideas, ideas, ideas, ideas.
422
00:17:13,988 --> 00:17:16,355
Ooh, I got one!
[squeals]
423
00:17:16,361 --> 00:17:19,195
[distorted guitar music]
424
00:17:19,202 --> 00:17:23,071
Okay, dream journal, you're
my last chance for a good song.
425
00:17:26,388 --> 00:17:29,390
[upbeat rock music]
426
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:37,336
♪ ♪
427
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:50,316
Okay.
428
00:17:50,322 --> 00:17:53,257
[alarm blaring]
429
00:17:57,775 --> 00:17:59,342
Oh, yeah.
430
00:18:03,224 --> 00:18:04,357
[sighs]
431
00:18:05,864 --> 00:18:09,033
[rock music]
432
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:14,050
He slept here
all night.
433
00:18:14,055 --> 00:18:16,889
- Mr. Finn,
It's time for your meeting.
434
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:19,029
- He won't wake up.
435
00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:20,568
- Led Zeppelin's
getting back together.
436
00:18:20,573 --> 00:18:23,074
- Play "Stairway"!
437
00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,314
Freddy, Lawrence, I did it.
438
00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:28,256
I'm here
before school started!
439
00:18:28,262 --> 00:18:29,594
- We're proud of you,
Mr. Finn.
440
00:18:29,598 --> 00:18:32,132
- Now go save your job.
- Thanks, guys.
441
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,541
both: Mr. Finn,
Mr. Finn.
442
00:18:34,546 --> 00:18:35,611
- No, no, no, no.
443
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,116
I've got to go be
a grown-up.
444
00:18:40,260 --> 00:18:42,395
- Oh, good morning, Mr. Finn.
- What's up, dude?
445
00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:45,268
Don't zap me.
- Excuse me?
446
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:49,544
- I meant good morning,
Madame Mullins.
447
00:18:49,554 --> 00:18:53,856
It is a pleasure
to see you as always.
448
00:18:53,865 --> 00:18:57,467
- Are you wearing pajamas?
449
00:18:57,476 --> 00:18:59,476
- It seems I am,
450
00:18:59,481 --> 00:19:01,047
because...
451
00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:04,687
it's pajama day
in our class.
452
00:19:04,696 --> 00:19:08,164
I thought it was silly,
but the kids insisted, so...
453
00:19:08,172 --> 00:19:11,874
- Morning, Mr. Finn.
- Is he wearing pajamas?
454
00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:14,651
- Those kids are
getting demerits.
455
00:19:14,658 --> 00:19:16,190
- Mr. Finn, let's get
this over with.
456
00:19:16,194 --> 00:19:17,360
Shall we go to my office
for our chat?
457
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,398
- I really like it here.
458
00:19:19,404 --> 00:19:21,270
I didn't think I was going to,
but the kids are amazing,
459
00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:24,009
and I feel like they're teaching
me more than I'm teaching them.
460
00:19:24,016 --> 00:19:26,183
And please don't fire me.
461
00:19:26,189 --> 00:19:27,855
- [scoffs]
462
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:30,227
Fire you?
463
00:19:30,233 --> 00:19:33,268
I just need you to sign
this birthday card
464
00:19:33,276 --> 00:19:37,178
for Mr. Rasmussen,
the woodshop teacher.
465
00:19:37,187 --> 00:19:39,587
- Cool.
[laughs]
466
00:19:39,593 --> 00:19:41,693
Pound it, dude.
467
00:19:41,699 --> 00:19:43,632
No? That's cool.
I'll just sign it.
468
00:19:43,637 --> 00:19:45,671
- Yeah, that'd be good.
469
00:19:45,677 --> 00:19:48,711
[rock music]
470
00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:51,920
♪ ♪
471
00:19:51,927 --> 00:19:53,360
- All right, this is weird.
472
00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:54,698
It's the beginning
of the school day.
473
00:19:54,702 --> 00:19:57,803
I'm here, and Summer's not.
474
00:19:57,811 --> 00:20:01,446
I'm very disappointed
in the both of us.
475
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,435
- Amp dampener,
reporting for duty.
476
00:20:09,443 --> 00:20:11,377
- Are you okay?
477
00:20:11,382 --> 00:20:12,915
You don't look like you.
478
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,454
- I wouldn't rule out
body snatchers.
479
00:20:16,462 --> 00:20:19,697
- I tried everything,
but I couldn't do it.
480
00:20:19,705 --> 00:20:21,905
I will never write a great song
for the band.
481
00:20:21,911 --> 00:20:23,845
- Summer, it's okay.
482
00:20:23,850 --> 00:20:26,817
So you can't write a song.
So what?
483
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:30,260
It's no reason to give up on,
by the looks of it, life.
484
00:20:30,268 --> 00:20:33,636
- It's not
just about a song.
485
00:20:33,644 --> 00:20:36,011
I feel like I'm not
in the band.
486
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,251
I am always left out.
487
00:20:38,257 --> 00:20:39,990
I mean, everybody
knows where they go.
488
00:20:39,995 --> 00:20:41,327
They get to do what they do.
489
00:20:41,332 --> 00:20:43,466
You're all playing
the same song,
490
00:20:43,472 --> 00:20:46,239
and I can't even sing along.
491
00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,546
I just want to be with them,
492
00:20:48,552 --> 00:20:51,620
but I'm outside looking in.
493
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:53,961
- Summer, do you see
what you just did?
494
00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:55,500
- Humiliated myself?
495
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:57,271
- No, you wrote a song.
496
00:20:57,276 --> 00:21:00,611
Say that again,
that part about being left out.
497
00:21:00,619 --> 00:21:03,453
- Everybody knows where they go.
- Keep going.
498
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,393
- They get to do what they do.
499
00:21:05,399 --> 00:21:06,732
- Chord change.
500
00:21:06,736 --> 00:21:08,369
- You're all playing
the same song,
501
00:21:08,374 --> 00:21:10,374
and I can't even sing along.
502
00:21:10,380 --> 00:21:13,448
I just want to be with them,
but I'm outside looking in.
503
00:21:15,092 --> 00:21:17,793
both: ♪ I just want
to be with them ♪
504
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,568
♪ But I'm outside looking in ♪
505
00:21:20,575 --> 00:21:24,076
♪ Let me in, let me in ♪
506
00:21:24,084 --> 00:21:25,617
♪ Oh, oh ♪
507
00:21:25,622 --> 00:21:29,324
♪ Let me in, let me in ♪
508
00:21:29,333 --> 00:21:31,533
♪ Oh, oh ♪
509
00:21:31,539 --> 00:21:34,306
- ♪ I just want
to be with them ♪
510
00:21:34,313 --> 00:21:36,480
♪ But I'm outside looking in ♪
511
00:21:36,486 --> 00:21:39,954
both:
♪ Let me in, let me in ♪
512
00:21:39,962 --> 00:21:41,996
♪ Oh, oh ♪
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♪ Let me in ♪
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- Yeah!
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I think we've just found
our killer new song
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for Battle of the Bands.
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- Way to go, Summer.
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- I used to date her.
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