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School�s about to start.
What�s your ETA?
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Coming in hot in three,
two...
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The bell�s going
to ring in 20 seconds.
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I�m not worried.
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I�ve got the best pit crew
in the business.
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Aww.
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Uh-oh.
We�ve got a situation.
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Don�t worry about the hair.
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There�s no time.
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Oh, boy.
Do your thing.
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No sweat.
I�ve got this.
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All right.
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Oh, my gosh,
here comes Freddy.
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I hope he notices me.
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Of course he�ll notice you.
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You�re smart,
you�re generous, you�re great.
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Just act cool.
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Of course.
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Hi, Freddy.
- Ow, my eyes!
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That wasn�t cool, was it?
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At least he noticed you.
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[school bell rings]
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? Stop tellin� me
to read between the lines ?
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? It all adds up
to one thing ?
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Five, four, three,
two, one.
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? If you think you�re gonna
lose your cool ?
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? Well, sometimes you gotta
break the rules ?
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? Hey, show me what you know,
give it up to rock �n� roll ?
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? �Cause we ain�t
gonna stop ?
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? ?
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? If you�re feeling like
you�re gettin� schooled ?
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? There�s a answer
right in front of you ?
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? Hey, show me what you know,
give it up to rock �n� roll ?
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? �Cause we ain�t
gonna stop ?
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- ? Hey! ?
- ? Are you ready to rock? ?
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Check out this
new voice-changing app.
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It can make me sound super cool,
like Dr. Timewarp.
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I am Dr. Timewarp,
here to save lives.
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- [woman�s voice]
I am Dr. Timewarp,
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here to save lives.
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Oops, I set it to supermodel
instead of superhero.
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Sorry, guys. Turns out they
lock the doors after 8:15.
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[scoffs]
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Should we tell him the side
door is always unlocked?
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No, this way�s more fun.
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Listen up,
students of rock.
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We�ve been doing stuff your
old teacher�s way for a week,
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but if we�re going to be ready
for Battle of the Bands,
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we need a new schedule.
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We�re gonna cram
all the boring subjects
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into the first half hour
of the day,
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science, math, whatever.
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Then we�re gonna spend
the rest of the day
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on rock appreciation,
the history of rock,
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and then take a break
and just talk about rock.
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Mr. Finn, maybe you�re not
the right person
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to teach us academics.
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Instead, we should all pick
study partners.
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Who should be
my study partner?
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I�ll just pick
the first person
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who comes to mind
completely randomly.
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Freddy.
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Sorry, I wasn�t listening,
dirt bike magazine.
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That�s so cool,
a bike made of dirt.
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No,
the bikes ride on dirt.
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Once again,
my imagination beats reality.
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All right, everybody
gather round.
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Listen to this sweet riff.
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Nice try with Freddy.
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I�ve got to get him
to connect with me
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the way he does with you.
- It�s easy.
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We just talk about
skateboards and dirt bikes.
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Oh, Freddy
likes things on wheels.
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Who doesn�t?
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Tomika, you�ve got
to teach me
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everything you know
about skateriding.
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Skateboarding.
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See, I�m already learning.
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[rock music]
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I did it!
I am awesome at this.
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That�s good.
Now try it on the board.
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Thank you so much
for doing this, Tomeeks.
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Hey, what are
best friends for?
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[whimpers]
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Are you sure
you can�t send him a note,
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like we used to do
in fourth grade?
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"I like you.
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Check this box if you like me.
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Check this box if you don�t."
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That box made everything
crystal clear.
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[thuds]
- [whimpers]
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All I need to do is look super
extreme and cute right now.
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Help me adjust my butt pad.
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No time.
He�s here. Bye.
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[whimpering]
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- Look out for the cord.
- [screams]
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[thuds]
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Hi, Freddy.
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Did someone
just call my name?
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Hey, Tomika.
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Check out this video.
It�s a dog eating pudding
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and he�s wearing a bow tie.
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- Are you okay?
- No.
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He didn�t even notice me.
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On the plus side,
that was awesome.
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[rock music]
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Are you all right,
Mr. Finn?
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I�m just nervous.
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I�ve been without
my favorite guitar,
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Joan Jett,
for four months.
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What if my old bandmate doesn�t
want to sell it back to me?
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No worries, Mr. Finn.
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My dad taught me
how to negotiate.
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My neighbor once asked him
for a cup of sugar,
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and we ended up
with her house.
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You�re my guy, Zack.
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There�s Joan Jett.
- Hey, Dewey.
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Pete Wentz
from Fall Out Boy?
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- Where?
- You.
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No, I�m Colton Stubner
from the band
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The Dewey Finn Experience.
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You kept the name
even after I quit?
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Yeah, we kept the name.
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We didn�t want
to confuse our fan.
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You want your guitar?
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I�ll take double.
- Why?
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Because sign spinning
doesn�t pay like it used to,
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and I�m also kind of a jerk.
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Mr. Finn
doesn�t want it that bad.
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- Yes, I do.
- Trust me.
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This guy twirls a sign
for a living.
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He�ll take the money.
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I am very good at this.
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He is.
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He once got me to pay $15
for my own lunch.
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Deep breath.
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Three, two, one.
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All right, all right,
I�ll take the original price.
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Oh, thank Clapton!
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Now that I�ve got
Joan Jett back,
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we�re gonna crush you
at Battle of the Bands.
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We got a new singer, and we�re
gonna blow your band away.
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Well, we got a killer
new singer too,
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amed Sign-ey.
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You�re saying
that because I�m holding a sign.
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No, he or she
is totally real.
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Yeah.
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Otherwise, why would I
be willing to bet Joan Jett
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we win Battle of the Bands?
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You�re on.
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Please tell me
one of you can sing
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and is cool with changing
your name to Sign-ey.
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[rock music]
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- [woman�s voice]
Hello, Zack.
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You�re so cool.
- Why, thank you.
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- I�ll bet anything
you�re getting into Yale.
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[chuckles]
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- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
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Your laptop just came on
and started acting crazy.
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That�s not how it works.
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You have to record your voice
into the computer
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for it to say it back.
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[laughs]
Huh. Weird.
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- You�re cuter than Freddy
and smarter than Lawren--
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That�s right.
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I just kissed a guitar,
and I liked it.
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Listen up, guys.
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It is very, very urgent
that we find a singer
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that kicks butt and is cool with
changing their name to Sign-ey.
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Point is, we need a great
singer, aside from yours truly,
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that can melt faces
at Battle of the Bands.
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Harmony is the heart
and soul of the band.
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You said electric guitar is
the heart and soul of the band.
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You said
that about lighting too.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And sweatbands.
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Guys, what�s important is
we do what�s best for the band.
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Yeah, Freddy�s right.
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We�re gonna need
a great singer.
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I actually just said that.
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I agree with Freddy.
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We need someone to melt faces
at Battle of the Bands.
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I said melt faces.
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You�re directly quoting me.
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- It doesn�t matter who said it.
- It was me.
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We�re having the best time
of our lives in this class,
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and I don�t want
that to stop.
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Someone needs to step up
and be our singer.
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And melt faces.
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I thought of a new way
to get Freddy�s attention.
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I am not lending you
my bike.
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I care about your safety
and my bike.
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No, I�m gonna be
the singer.
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I�ll tease out my hair,
I�ll use my mom�s makeup,
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and then I�ll wear
glittery outfits.
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Next thing you know,
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[off-key]
? I�m a singer ?
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That really is a great idea.
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But you know, the thing
about being a singer is--
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how do I put this gently--
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you�ve got to be able to sing.
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No offense, Tomeeks, but do
you know anything about singing?
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A little.
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? I know you lie,
�cause your lips are moving ?
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? Tell me,
do you think I�m dumb? ?
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Why didn�t you tell me
you have such a beautiful voice?
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OMG, this is great news.
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Really?
You think I should sing?
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No, I think you
should teach me how to sing.
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Oh.
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Remember, it�s all about
breath, intonation, and control.
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Now relax
and just let it flow.
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[clears throat]
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[off-key] ? You can buy me
diamond earrings ?
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? And deny, ny,
deny ?
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I�m not even sure
how you get that sound
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out of the mouth part
of your body.
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Here.
This is a pitch pipe.
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It gives you the right note.
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Now sing, quick.
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- [off-key] ? I know you lie ?
- Stop, stop, stop.
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Yeah, that pitch pipe
threw me off.
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Something�s wrong with it.
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Let�s break it down.
Try doing this.
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? Moving ?
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[off-key]
? Moving ?
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Let�s break
it down more.
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? Move ?
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[off-key] ? Move ?
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? Moo ?
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[off-key] ?Moo ?
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? Mm ?
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[off-key] ? Mm ?
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Really?
Is that how I sound to you?
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You know,
maybe I just need a run into it.
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Give me a lead-in.
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? You can buy me diamond
earrings and deny, ny, ny ?
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? Ny, ny, ny,
deny ny, ?
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See, the drummer
from Def Leppard has one arm.
239
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I�m not saying go out
and lose an arm.
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I�m saying
you should be twice as good.
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- ? I might be young,
but I ain�t stupid ?
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? Talk around in circles... ?
- Who�s that?
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I don�t know.
- ? With your tongue ?
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? I gave you bass,
you gave me sweet talk ?
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? Saying how
I�m your number one ?
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? But I know you lie
�cause your lips are moving ?
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It�s our new singer,
that�s who. Let�s go.
248
00:10:32,655 --> 00:10:35,590
In my head,
that is what I sound like.
249
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:38,927
Your head
is really letting you down.
250
00:10:38,928 --> 00:10:41,963
OMG.
I�m tone deaf.
251
00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:44,132
That�s not going
to impress Freddy.
252
00:10:44,133 --> 00:10:46,801
You even said that off-key.
253
00:10:46,802 --> 00:10:50,038
Wow. Whose pipes
just blew my mind?
254
00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:52,006
- Summer.
- Hi.
255
00:10:52,007 --> 00:10:56,044
- It was you?
- She�s been taking lessons.
256
00:10:56,045 --> 00:10:57,812
Summer,
you�re our new singer.
257
00:10:57,813 --> 00:10:59,047
Tomorrow,
after the boring stuff,
258
00:10:59,048 --> 00:11:01,716
I want you to show the class
what you got.
259
00:11:01,717 --> 00:11:02,584
I�m pumped.
260
00:11:02,585 --> 00:11:05,153
Also, we�re gonna
start calling you Sign-ey.
261
00:11:05,154 --> 00:11:08,723
- Wow, Summer.
- Sign-ey.
262
00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:09,758
I�m really impressed.
263
00:11:09,759 --> 00:11:13,895
I can�t wait to hear you sing
in front of the whole class.
264
00:11:13,896 --> 00:11:15,230
Yay.
265
00:11:15,231 --> 00:11:16,264
What am I going to do now?
266
00:11:16,265 --> 00:11:20,668
? I don�t know,
don�t have a clue ?
267
00:11:20,669 --> 00:11:24,873
? Guess I should�ve
thought it through ?
268
00:11:24,874 --> 00:11:28,977
[rock music]
269
00:11:28,978 --> 00:11:30,979
You know, It was really nice
of you to tell Freddy
270
00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:31,813
I was a great singer,
271
00:11:31,814 --> 00:11:34,616
but now I have to be
a great singer.
272
00:11:34,617 --> 00:11:36,951
I know,
I was trying to help.
273
00:11:36,952 --> 00:11:38,052
I guess we have to come clean.
274
00:11:38,053 --> 00:11:41,356
No. Didn�t you see the way
he looked at me?
275
00:11:41,357 --> 00:11:42,924
It was as if I had wheels,
276
00:11:42,925 --> 00:11:45,059
and he was standing on me.
277
00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:49,030
That sounds
so romantic and painful.
278
00:11:49,031 --> 00:11:52,267
What are we gonna do now?
- What�s shaking, ladies?
279
00:11:52,268 --> 00:11:54,202
Maybe technology
can help us.
280
00:11:54,203 --> 00:11:58,106
Lawrence, you�re just the guy
we wanted to see.
281
00:11:58,107 --> 00:12:01,409
Really? No girl
has ever said that to me.
282
00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:05,780
Doing three push-ups
a morning is really paying off.
283
00:12:05,781 --> 00:12:07,148
[rock music]
284
00:12:07,149 --> 00:12:11,352
[off-key] ? Tell me,
do you think I�m dumb? ?
285
00:12:11,353 --> 00:12:13,354
Now I�ll play back
Summer�s singing,
286
00:12:13,355 --> 00:12:16,024
and the voice app will make her
sound more like Meghan Trainor
287
00:12:16,025 --> 00:12:20,061
and less like a whale giving
birth to an even bigger whale.
288
00:12:20,062 --> 00:12:22,230
You know,
I�m going to ignore that
289
00:12:22,231 --> 00:12:23,665
because you�re helping me.
290
00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:28,069
You said I was helping
"save the world."
291
00:12:28,070 --> 00:12:30,905
Yes.
Yes, that�s is right,
292
00:12:30,906 --> 00:12:32,340
but you know we
can�t talk about it.
293
00:12:32,341 --> 00:12:35,944
Can you at least
give me a hint what it�s about?
294
00:12:35,945 --> 00:12:38,713
Just one word?
- Cyborg.
295
00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,181
Yes, I knew it.
296
00:12:40,182 --> 00:12:45,687
- ?I know you�re lyin�,
your lips are moving ?
297
00:12:45,688 --> 00:12:48,022
- I sound great.
- Yeah, you do.
298
00:12:48,023 --> 00:12:50,058
? Tell me,
do you think-- ?
299
00:12:50,059 --> 00:12:52,760
[computer dies]
300
00:12:52,761 --> 00:12:56,431
[electricity fizzles, pops]
- Your voice broke my laptop!
301
00:12:56,432 --> 00:13:00,802
The guys at the Genius Counter
are never gonna believe this.
302
00:13:03,706 --> 00:13:04,539
I guess that�s it.
303
00:13:04,540 --> 00:13:08,243
I�ve got to face Freddy
and tell him I�m not a singer.
304
00:13:08,244 --> 00:13:11,412
Hey,
who�s our new singer?
305
00:13:11,413 --> 00:13:14,816
I am.
306
00:13:14,817 --> 00:13:15,416
[sighs]
307
00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:17,385
I don�t know
how I�m gonna do it,
308
00:13:17,386 --> 00:13:20,088
but you are gonna
sound amazing tomorrow.
309
00:13:20,089 --> 00:13:24,792
What? It�s three days
out of warranty?
310
00:13:31,045 --> 00:13:32,699
? You can buy me
diamond earrings ?
311
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,968
? And deny, ny, ny,
ny, ny, ny ?
312
00:13:34,969 --> 00:13:40,199
? Deny ny,
but I smell her on your collar ?
313
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,402
? So good-bye-bye-bye,
bye-bye-bye ?
314
00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:48,273
She�s crushing it.
315
00:13:48,274 --> 00:13:49,174
She sounds
so much different.
316
00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:50,909
Do girls� voices change too?
- Mm-hmm.
317
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:53,379
? Tell me,
do you think I�m dumb? ?
318
00:13:53,380 --> 00:13:55,414
? I might be young,
but I ain�t stupid ?
319
00:13:55,415 --> 00:13:59,852
? Talkin� round in circles
with your tongue ?
320
00:13:59,853 --> 00:14:03,055
? I gave you bass,
and you gave me sweet talk ?
321
00:14:03,056 --> 00:14:07,059
?Saying how
I�m your number one ?
322
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:09,194
? But I know you lie,
�cause your lips are moving ?
323
00:14:09,195 --> 00:14:13,432
? Baby,
don�t you know I�m done ?
324
00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:17,936
? If your lips are moving ?
325
00:14:17,937 --> 00:14:19,138
? If your lips are moving-- ?
- [insect buzzing]
326
00:14:19,139 --> 00:14:21,206
Ugh, a bee.
? Your lips are moving ?
327
00:14:21,207 --> 00:14:23,175
? Then you�re lyin�, lyin�-- ?
Get away from me.
328
00:14:23,176 --> 00:14:28,280
Go away.
329
00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:29,415
Go away!
Go away!
330
00:14:29,416 --> 00:14:32,084
Go away!
331
00:14:32,085 --> 00:14:33,018
Go away!
[crashes]
332
00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:37,074
[microphone feedback]
333
00:14:37,075 --> 00:14:39,510
- Ow, that hurt.
334
00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:41,445
Yeah,
that�s pretty painful.
335
00:14:44,616 --> 00:14:46,650
Th--thank you.
336
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,154
So her lips were moving.
337
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:53,591
I�m so confused.
338
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,726
Guys, if you want to be angry,
be angry at the real villain.
339
00:15:00,665 --> 00:15:02,233
The bee
that attacked Tomika.
340
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:05,567
I�m sorry.
341
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:07,716
Give it up for Summer.
342
00:15:10,422 --> 00:15:13,190
Tomika,
that was your voice?
343
00:15:13,191 --> 00:15:18,029
It was awesome!
344
00:15:18,030 --> 00:15:19,964
[exhales]
For a second, my heart dropped
345
00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:22,400
out of my body when
I realized Summer was a fake.
346
00:15:22,401 --> 00:15:25,803
But Tomika can sing,
so we�re good.
347
00:15:25,804 --> 00:15:28,406
Let�s hear it, Tomika.
- No way.
348
00:15:28,407 --> 00:15:31,442
I�m not singing.
- What?
349
00:15:31,443 --> 00:15:33,044
It�s not for me,
Mr. Finn.
350
00:15:33,045 --> 00:15:35,212
Summer wants to sing.
I don�t.
351
00:15:35,213 --> 00:15:37,915
Come on, Tomika.
We need you.
352
00:15:37,916 --> 00:15:41,819
Do it for the band.
353
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,220
Please, I bet my most
precious possession,
354
00:15:43,221 --> 00:15:47,425
my guitar, Joan Jett,
355
00:15:47,426 --> 00:15:49,293
and if you don�t sing,
I�m gonna lose her
356
00:15:49,294 --> 00:15:51,329
to the scuzziest bassist
in Austin,
357
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:54,231
and I�m an expert on scuzz.
358
00:15:54,232 --> 00:15:58,402
I�m not doing it.
359
00:16:01,139 --> 00:16:02,239
That�s okay.
360
00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,341
I guess I�ll just have to learn
to accept the consequences.
361
00:16:03,342 --> 00:16:08,546
[sad music]
362
00:16:08,547 --> 00:16:11,048
[exhales sharply]
363
00:16:11,049 --> 00:16:13,184
? ?
364
00:16:13,185 --> 00:16:14,952
I�ll save you, Joan Jett!
365
00:16:18,323 --> 00:16:20,858
So wait,
this is only about singing?
366
00:16:20,859 --> 00:16:25,062
No cyborg apocalypse?
367
00:16:25,063 --> 00:16:27,431
I told my mom
I loved her for nothing?
368
00:16:27,432 --> 00:16:32,603
[rock music]
369
00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:36,607
I�ve got to find something
I can bet instead of my guitar.
370
00:16:36,608 --> 00:16:40,111
Do you think
Colton would take this?
371
00:16:40,112 --> 00:16:42,313
What is it?
372
00:16:42,314 --> 00:16:43,114
I think it used to be
a sandwich or maybe a shoe.
373
00:16:43,115 --> 00:16:46,851
Mr. Finn,
get a hold of yourself.
374
00:16:46,852 --> 00:16:48,953
You can�t show your emotions.
375
00:16:48,954 --> 00:16:50,888
You give up
all your negotiating power.
376
00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:52,654
Let me guess,
you just called me up
377
00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:54,423
because you realized
your band stinks,
378
00:16:54,424 --> 00:16:56,525
ow you want to call off
this bet?
379
00:16:56,526 --> 00:16:58,327
Our band doesn�t stink.
380
00:16:58,328 --> 00:17:00,128
In fact,
Freddy smells amazing.
381
00:17:00,129 --> 00:17:03,031
Don�t pretend
you haven�t smelled him.
382
00:17:03,032 --> 00:17:06,502
You babies are the band?
That�s hilarious.
383
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:09,338
You couldn�t get real musicians,
so you got a bunch of kids.
384
00:17:09,339 --> 00:17:12,407
I�m sorry,
did you just call me "a baby"?
385
00:17:12,408 --> 00:17:16,111
We�re real musicians.
386
00:17:16,112 --> 00:17:17,212
What kind of songs
do you play, Nursery rhymes?
387
00:17:17,213 --> 00:17:20,716
I know you�re trying
to get to me, but it won�t work.
388
00:17:20,717 --> 00:17:24,219
Oh, I�m not trying
to get to you.
389
00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,522
Do you know
the Muffin Man? Do you?
390
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:31,059
You know what,
these babies are gonna whup you
391
00:17:31,060 --> 00:17:34,096
at Battle of the Bands.
392
00:17:34,097 --> 00:17:35,030
With our adorable,
little baby fists.
393
00:17:35,031 --> 00:17:36,431
And we�re not just betting
Mr. Finn�s guitar.
394
00:17:36,432 --> 00:17:38,700
We�re betting his van too.
- Yeah.
395
00:17:38,701 --> 00:17:41,136
You�re betting
Van Halen?
396
00:17:41,137 --> 00:17:42,337
Yeah, I am. What?
397
00:17:42,338 --> 00:17:44,773
Deal.
398
00:17:44,774 --> 00:17:47,042
Wait, what just happened?
399
00:17:47,043 --> 00:17:50,112
Zack got emotional,
400
00:17:50,113 --> 00:17:51,013
and we bet your two most
prized possessions.
401
00:17:51,014 --> 00:17:53,715
And that is why you
don�t let your emotions
402
00:17:53,716 --> 00:17:57,119
get involved in a negotiation.
403
00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:59,755
I didn�t.
404
00:18:03,026 --> 00:18:03,392
[rock music]
405
00:18:03,393 --> 00:18:06,161
Please, be our singer.
406
00:18:06,162 --> 00:18:07,796
I implore you, Tomika.
407
00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:10,065
I could lose my van.
408
00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:11,166
I keep saying no, and yet you
keep betting more things.
409
00:18:11,167 --> 00:18:15,637
I�m starting
to realize why you
410
00:18:15,638 --> 00:18:17,439
still live
at home with your parents.
411
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:19,675
- Why won�t you sing?
- I have my reasons.
412
00:18:19,676 --> 00:18:23,478
Can I talk to you?
both: Sure.
413
00:18:23,479 --> 00:18:26,281
- Uh, I meant Tomika, alone.
- Girl talk, got it.
414
00:18:32,789 --> 00:18:37,225
Here, I have something
for you.
415
00:18:40,530 --> 00:18:41,430
"Who should be the singer
of the band?
416
00:18:41,431 --> 00:18:44,299
Check here for Summer.
417
00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,767
Check here for Tomika."
418
00:18:45,768 --> 00:18:47,569
You checked my name.
419
00:18:47,570 --> 00:18:49,237
"The box makes
everything crystal clear."
420
00:18:49,238 --> 00:18:52,608
But I don�t want
to be the singer.
421
00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,543
You�re my best friend.
422
00:18:54,544 --> 00:18:55,544
I know when you�re lying.
Your eyebrows go up.
423
00:18:55,545 --> 00:18:59,181
Do not.
424
00:19:00,817 --> 00:19:02,751
Okay,
maybe I want it a little,
425
00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:04,586
but I know how much
you wanted to impress Freddy.
426
00:19:04,587 --> 00:19:07,322
I was being selfish,
okay?
427
00:19:07,323 --> 00:19:09,658
You should be up there.
428
00:19:09,659 --> 00:19:10,592
I�ll find another way
to get Freddy to like me,
429
00:19:10,593 --> 00:19:13,395
but I�ll never
have a better friend.
430
00:19:13,396 --> 00:19:17,399
Okay, I�ll do it.
431
00:19:20,436 --> 00:19:21,303
Aww.
Look at us,
432
00:19:21,304 --> 00:19:23,639
BFFs, right?
433
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,640
Seriously?
We were talking in private.
434
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:27,442
Don�t worry,
I didn�t hear a thing.
435
00:19:27,443 --> 00:19:30,245
? Summer likes Freddy ?
436
00:19:30,246 --> 00:19:33,115
Your secret�s safe with me.
437
00:19:33,116 --> 00:19:35,550
Girl code.
438
00:19:37,854 --> 00:19:38,854
Dudes and dudettes,
439
00:19:38,855 --> 00:19:40,322
may I present to you
our new singer, Tomika.
440
00:19:40,323 --> 00:19:44,459
[all cheer]
441
00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:46,395
Tomika!
442
00:19:46,396 --> 00:19:49,297
Let�s play.
443
00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:51,867
Hey, bup, bup,
bup, bup, bup.
444
00:19:51,868 --> 00:19:53,435
We can�t play until
we fill one more position
445
00:19:53,436 --> 00:19:56,405
of mega importance.
446
00:19:56,406 --> 00:19:59,775
We need someone on cowbell.
447
00:19:59,776 --> 00:20:01,209
It�s the heart and soul
of the band.
448
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:03,178
- You say that about everything.
- Mm-hmm.
449
00:20:03,179 --> 00:20:05,647
Give it a shot.
450
00:20:05,648 --> 00:20:07,582
[cowbell tings]
Not going to happen, sorry.
451
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:11,787
[cowbell tings]
Flat.
452
00:20:11,788 --> 00:20:13,155
I�m disappointed in you,
Kevin.
453
00:20:13,156 --> 00:20:16,258
Summer, your turn.
454
00:20:16,259 --> 00:20:17,793
I don�t know
what I�m doing.
455
00:20:17,794 --> 00:20:19,795
Just hit it
with the stick.
456
00:20:19,796 --> 00:20:20,829
[cowbell tings]
Genius stick work.
457
00:20:20,830 --> 00:20:23,331
That�s what I�m talking about.
- What?
458
00:20:23,332 --> 00:20:25,901
Did you guys feel that?
I am blown away.
459
00:20:25,902 --> 00:20:28,904
Summer,
you�re our new cowbell player.
460
00:20:28,905 --> 00:20:31,640
- I am?
- Yeah.
461
00:20:31,641 --> 00:20:32,841
Get up here, cowbellerina.
462
00:20:32,842 --> 00:20:34,910
Now, the cowbell�s
a percussion instrument,
463
00:20:34,911 --> 00:20:36,812
so you got to stand
right next to the drummer.
464
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:42,245
Thanks for stepping up
for the band.
465
00:20:42,255 --> 00:20:44,890
But Tomika�s the singer.
466
00:20:44,891 --> 00:20:46,225
Yeah,
but you talked her into it.
467
00:20:46,226 --> 00:20:49,562
That was pretty cool.
468
00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:51,897
Count us in.
469
00:20:51,898 --> 00:20:54,867
[tings]
470
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,156
? If your lips are moving,
if your lips are moving ?
471
00:20:58,157 --> 00:20:59,290
? If your lips are moving,
they you�re lying ?
472
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:02,627
? Lying, lying, baby ?
473
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,163
? If your lips are moving,
if your lips are moving ?
474
00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:06,164
? If your lips are moving,
then you�re lying ?
475
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:09,367
? Lying, lying ?
476
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:11,970
? I know you lyin� ?
- ? Lie ?
477
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:12,871
? �Cause
your lips are movin� ?
478
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,305
? Tell me,
do you think I�m dumb? ?
479
00:21:14,306 --> 00:21:16,307
? I might be young ?
- ? Young ?
480
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:19,377
? But I ain�t stupid ?
- ? Stupid ?
481
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:21,146
?Talkin� round in circles
with your tongue ?
482
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,114
? I gave you bass ?
- ? Bass ?
483
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:26,351
- ? And you gave me sweet talk ?
- ? Sweet talk ?
484
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:28,086
? Saying how
I�m your number one ?
485
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:30,321
? But I know you lyin� ?
- ? Lie ?
486
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,158
? �Cause your lips
are movin� ?
487
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,093
? Baby,
don�t you know I�m done? ?
488
00:21:35,143 --> 00:21:39,693
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