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Put your little foot, put your little foot, put your little foot right out.

Put your little foot. How's that feel, Jonathan Livingston Turkey?

Put your little foot right out.

Hey, Pop, I'm home.

Huh?

Yeah, yeah, son, I'm in the kitchen.

With a bird in my hand.

Hey,

that's a mighty fine -looking bird you got there, Pop.

Yeah, I'm sort of proud of it myself, son. Yeah.

Look at there. Hey, Pop, you remember when I was a little kid how I hated to

spinach? Uh -huh. Well, I don't hate spinach anymore. Oh, you don't? You know

what I hate now?

What? A handful of turkey stuffing on my shoulder.

Oh, excuse me, son.

Don't get angry.

I'm in such a good mood.

Listen, guess who's coming to dinner?

Sidney Poche?

No, stop kidding around. I mean, look at the table. Hatted cheese potatoes,

cranberry sauce, dressing, and a big turkey. Now, guess.

The pilgrims are coming.

No, son.

The best friend I got in the entire world in this hemisphere is coming.

Don't tell me Bowlegs is coming here again.

Bowlegs is coming.

Well, how long is he going to be here this time?

I didn't ask him and he didn't tell me. When you owe a man your life, you just

don't ask him how long he's going to stay at your house.

Hey, Pop, you don't owe that dude nothing, man. He's a freeloader.

You take that back, man. Listen, you go upstairs and brush your teeth.

Why? Because I don't want to dirty my knuckles up.

Listen, Pop, the thing that I... Never mind that. Listen to me.

See, Bo Legs did the greatest thing any human being could do for another human

being. Bo Legs introduced me to your mother.

Besides, you owe him something, too, because if he hadn't introduced me to

mother, you might not even be here now. I might not be your father.

Somebody else could have been your father.

You even might have been white.

doing in town anyway?

He's coming in town. He's doing two weeks down at Stone's Casbah and Grill,

and his partner. Two weeks? They're going to be here for two weeks? They'll

here for two weeks, and they'll be in this house for two weeks. They'll be in

your room for two weeks, and you'll be sleeping on the couch, and if you don't

like it, lump it.

I don't like it, and there's not room for another lump on that couch.

That's him now. I'm ecstatic.

That's him, son.

Wait a minute.

I'll make that.

Boney! Fred!

Boney! Fred!

Ah!

Hey, you.

You still look the same.

Oh, no. I had my legs straightened. I'm a foot taller now.

Oh,

excuse me, Boney.

No,

I wasn't doing anything. I was just cooking in the kitchen.

I want you to know this. My house is your house.

And my son's room is your room. You remember Lamont's room, isn't it? Yeah,

remember where it's at. Well, good. I'll take this on up. Good.

Hey, Bully. Yeah.

How was your trip? Oh, Fred, my trip was fine.

Only had one flat tire, and that was it. No kidding. Well, there's no worry

about it any more than I get you a brand new tire.

You don't have to do that, Fred.

I know you might. I want to thank you, though. My partner wants to thank you.

Hey, Lamont.

Hey, Bully, it's what it is. Oh, I'm...

Honey, I want to thank you for letting me use your room again.

It's my pleasure. I've just been looking forward to it. Hey, look here.

Guess what we're having for dinner.

Don't tell me. You made my favorite.

Baked potatoes. Uh -huh.

Mustard greens. Uh -huh. And prime rib.

Yeah, right, right. Pa!

Goes to weasel.

No, it's just a little thing between my son and I. Ever since he was a little

baby, he'd say, Pop! And I'd say, goes to weasel. Oh, I see.

If you folks don't mind, I'd like to go wash up and get out of these tired

clothes. Yeah, Bo.

Listen, go downstairs, some soap up there and some towels, and you want to

on one of my suits, go on here. All right. And look at his drawer. He just

bought a new sweater you can wear. Pop!

Go do we do.

What a meal, Fred. What a meal.

Well, I just hope you had enough.

Oh, sure. I had plenty.

Plenty. Yeah.

You know something, Fred?

Huh? That was the thickest piece of prime rib I've ever ate in my whole

Okay. Right, and do you know that's the first time I ever had stuffed turkey for

dessert? Yeah.

Well, I just hoped the stuffed turkey and the prime rib and the mashed

and the cornbread was filling enough for y 'all. But you see, we had our big

meal at lunch.

I don't know why you sure got yourself a meal.

Yeah, is he buying you a bowl of egg? Oh, no. He can get on out of here, you

know. Pop.

Goes the weasel.

the act getting along?

Oh, the act's doing great.

You know, we got a whole new number now.

You haven't caught the act lately, have you? Oh, I haven't seen you in about

three or four years.

Al, shall we sing for our supper? You sing. I'm going to dance. That's the

Great. Lamont, hand him my guitar over there.

Give me the guitar, dummy.

Hey, Red, first...

Why don't we do that old number we used to do years ago? You remember that

number we used to do years ago, huh? No, I don't want to. You do good for me. I

don't want to sing that to all of me in A -flat. All right.

I'll tell you what I'm going to do.

I'll give you four bars.

As long as it's free, give me eight.

Here's your eight bars.

Now, all of me, all of me. Why not take all?

Can't you see?

I'm no good without you. Take my all.

I never use them.

Take my lips.

I want to prove them.

Your goodbye left me with eyes.

How can I go on, dear, without you?

You took the part. That one was my heart.

Why not take all of it?

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up.

Why not?

Why not take all of them?

Oh, yeah.

All

right,

Al. It's your turn. All right. Lamont, can we get some surface? Can we get some

what? Some surface. You got it. All right.

All right.

Now, Al, you do something. All right, let's go. Well, go ahead and do

I'll send you up there coming with me. I got you something.

Wait a minute. He fell down over here.

Wait a minute. Are you all right? Oh, what hurts?

I think I sprung my back.

Well, just lay down there until we find out for sure.

Don't move. Don't move. Oh, and the last time, I couldn't dance for two weeks.

Two weeks? Two weeks?

Man, we open this week. We got a contract.

The Zanies. Cover them dance. Brad, you got to do something. You got to help me.

You got the hell with it. I'll do anything in the world for you. You know

boys. Now, look here.

Come on.

Fred, I really want to thank you for helping me out. No kidding. You know I'd

anything to help you. You know that for sure.

Hey, uh, Mr.

Stone, I got to catch my bus, though. Could I have my money now?

Yeah, kid, can I give you a suggestion about your act? Sure.

Get out of here.

No, no, no, wait a second, Mr. Stone. I worked here at the cash bar for two

weeks, and I expect two weeks' pay. Look, kid, you like two weeks, you got

laughs. That's a laugh a week.

For a laugh a week, I'd pay a buck a week.

Take your two bucks and get out of here before I break your legs.

Hey, no, no, wait a second.

Listen, I don't have to stay here any longer.

I can go right now, if that's all right.

Hey, hey, hey, you, you, you, come here.

I told you, come here, come here.

You bow legs?

No, I'm not neat enough.

That's funny.

That's funny. That's what we need around here is more funny, huh?

Oh, boy. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, sure, take a look at them legs, of course. You must be bow legs, right?

That's right. Then you're his partner, right? You're two of the Zanies, right?

Yeah. I love it. I love it. Hey, do that thing for me again, will you?

What thing?

That funny walk you do, you know?

What funny walk? You killed me.

Go on, do it.

He's walking.

He's walking.

He's walking.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's perfect.

Yeah, you're the zanies, all right. Hey, you got any music with you? Oh, yeah,

here it is right here. Now, this is my song. Yeah. And these are the tunes we

together. Yeah? Well, where's the rest of it?

The rest? The dance numbers.

Oh, the dance numbers. Yeah, the dance numbers. Look, I bought the zanies,

comedy, song, and dance.

Now, you better show me a dance, or you ain't gonna be able to show me a walk.

Wait a minute now.

Wait, please.

What happened to your sense of humor?

You had a minute to go. Look here. Watch me do this. Look.

He's walking.

He's walking. I love it. I love it.

You know, you kill me.

Now, explain to me why there's no dancing.

Oh, that's very simple. Yeah. Tell him, Fred. Well, see, the dancing Zany, he's

at the rehearsal hall. And he'll be here tonight.

Yeah, I swear, he'll be here tonight. Or else my name is not Fred Zany Ford.

That's Z -A -N -Y -F -O -R -D, period.

Wait, wait, look here. Watch this here again.

He's walking.

Fred, I know Lamont ain't going to want to do this. I know he ain't going to

want to do it. But listen, I don't have to ask him what I want him to do. I'm

going to tell him what I want him to do. Okay. He is the dancing zany.

Hey, sounding much better.

Think I'll go up and see how it goes?

Oh!

Now, listen, Lamont.

I'm telling you I want you to do something.

Listen, Lamont.

Would you do something for me?

Lamont, do me a favor, son.

Please.

Listen, I got something to tell you. Now, when I'm talking to you, I

want you to listen to me when I'm talking to you. When I tell you, this is

you do.

You just say, all right, pop, you got that?

That's all I want to hear.

talking to yourself like a fool.

Come here, son.

Huh? Don't move now.

Don't move. Just be calm. Don't get excited.

And don't move to your right. Sort of ease over to your left, son, because I'm

positive there's some fungus growing over there.

You sure don't. Just look in the mirror.

Pop, do you always have to attack on Esther like this?

Yeah, until they find some kind of cure for her.

I just came over here to ask you if you want me to cook dinner for you and your

friends. But now, I wouldn't do nothing for you or any of your old sinful

things.

Lamont, you're always welcome to my house.

But you...

You old fish -eyed fool.

Don't you ever set foot in my house again, huh, Gloria?

You old heathen.

Back in your cave, you old bat.

Listen, let me tell you something right now, Pop. All right then, son.

Okay. Huh? Yeah.

Anything you want me to do, I do.

Because I want you to do anything I tell you to do.

What's the matter with you, Pop?

Well, it's like this, son.

Let me explain.

Have you ever felt like being zany? Like what?

How's this sound?

Now, you heard of the zanies, song, comedy, and dance.

Right. Well, Bo Legs and I, we're song and comedy.

And you are dance.

Pop, I ain't got nothing to do with this.

See? Bo Legs. is in trouble and we're not going to let him down for no reason.

He needs us.

And listen, I owe him a favor for the rest of my life because he introduced me

to your mother.

I didn't know that.

You didn't know that?

I could have swore I told you.

Jelly, jelly, jelly.

Jelly stays on my mind.

Jelly, jelly, jelly.

Jelly stays on my mind.

Jelly roll killed my pappy. It ruined my mama's door.