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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,300 Hey, 2 00:01:08,220 --> 00:01:09,800 man, I can't wait till Pop gets here. 3 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,240 Hey, 4 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,940 Ma, I think this is ready now. 5 00:01:23,310 --> 00:01:25,190 Let me have it, Jack. I'll taste it for you. 6 00:01:25,430 --> 00:01:26,890 Oh, no, not you, Capone. 7 00:01:28,410 --> 00:01:32,390 Capone. Yeah, I know you. You put the dip in your mouth and the spoon in your 8 00:01:32,390 --> 00:01:33,390 pocket. 9 00:01:33,970 --> 00:01:36,350 Now, try this out, Lamar. Hey, what is it, Gritty? 10 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:41,530 Oh, that's a sour cream base with chopped pickles, 11 00:01:42,890 --> 00:01:49,430 chopped sauerkraut, chopped sweet and sour ham hocks, and my 12 00:01:49,430 --> 00:01:50,430 special... 13 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:53,250 Secret sour soul sauce. 14 00:01:55,430 --> 00:01:59,190 Uh, Grady, would those bandages on your fingers happen to have anything to do 15 00:01:59,190 --> 00:02:01,730 with your special secret sour soul sauce? 16 00:02:02,390 --> 00:02:04,590 Oh, yeah, they stop the flow of it. 17 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:09,830 Take it in the kitchen and dump it in the garbage. 18 00:02:10,070 --> 00:02:11,049 In the kitchen? 19 00:02:11,050 --> 00:02:14,930 In the kitchen. In the garbage? In the garbage. I mean, I've been really 20 00:02:14,930 --> 00:02:17,690 on this, Lamar. I mean, what a waste of sour. 21 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,860 You don't look the same to me, Donna. What is it? 22 00:02:22,240 --> 00:02:23,240 Don't tell me. 23 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,200 You've gotten old. 24 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:27,480 Haven't we all? 25 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:29,840 And fair. 26 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,580 I know you don't like me, Esther. 27 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:35,800 You never have. 28 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,900 Ever since Fred and I got engaged. 29 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:41,760 But I understand that. After all, he was married to your sister, and it's 30 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,860 natural for you to feel that doubt. No one can take her place. 31 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:50,580 offended by your remarks and will not answer you back cow 32 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:28,120 Hey, man, it's a car. Okay, look. It's one of those airport limousines. Hey, 33 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:31,760 man, let's get out of here. Let's get out of here. 34 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:33,480 Ow! 35 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:37,680 Lady, would you shut up and get behind the sofa? Who did that? 36 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:40,620 Well, I'm sorry. I thought she was a sofa. 37 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:10,760 I bet she don't even know. 38 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,920 Come on, pops. Cheers. 39 00:05:13,580 --> 00:05:14,580 Cheers. Is that what you want? 40 00:05:15,340 --> 00:05:16,340 Yippee, yippee, yeah. 41 00:05:47,690 --> 00:05:50,150 A good old lady let you out the house tonight. 42 00:05:50,430 --> 00:05:52,050 Oh, man, she didn't let me out the house. 43 00:05:52,370 --> 00:05:54,090 I ducked out the house on my own. 44 00:05:54,530 --> 00:05:58,890 I ducked the frying pan, I ducked three plates, and I ducked the cat. 45 00:06:01,030 --> 00:06:03,070 Hey, Pop, tell us about St. Louis. Yeah. 46 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:08,810 All right, wait a minute. St. Louis was just great. Hey, Rollo, give me that 47 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:11,810 small brown bag over there. I bought presents for everybody. 48 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:22,630 you've been taking such good care of my son. 49 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:25,930 Oh, you didn't have to do that. I wasn't expecting anything. 50 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:27,150 What'd you get me? 51 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:29,230 Here it is. 52 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:31,030 St. Louis bunion pads. 53 00:06:33,710 --> 00:06:37,970 Well, I really, I'm going to put those on now. I need them. Grady, Grady, don't 54 00:06:37,970 --> 00:06:40,530 take your shoes off. Please don't take your shoes off. 55 00:06:41,450 --> 00:06:44,690 Don't take your shoes off. And Donna, honey, here's something for you. 56 00:06:45,690 --> 00:06:47,690 See there? 57 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:49,830 If you get a watch, you can put it in there. 58 00:06:59,500 --> 00:07:00,880 I'm just kidding, honey. Here's the one. 59 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:04,840 It's beautiful. Look, Esther. 60 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,600 Wow. Yes, look. 61 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:10,500 It's exactly $2 .49. 62 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:13,000 Wow. Are you kidding? It must be 6 o 'clock. 63 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:17,900 I wasn't looking at the time, Fred. I was looking at the price tag. Oh. 64 00:07:18,780 --> 00:07:19,719 Shut up. 65 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:21,760 Get your face away from me before it stops. 66 00:07:24,080 --> 00:07:25,680 I've got something here for you, Esther. 67 00:07:27,180 --> 00:07:28,180 Here. 68 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:36,820 to your face as your Halloween mask. 69 00:07:41,820 --> 00:07:43,940 Hey, Pop, would you leave Aunt Esther alone? 70 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,460 It would be a pleasure. 71 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:47,220 Aunt Esther, would you like a drink? 72 00:07:47,460 --> 00:07:51,120 Oh, she wouldn't want a drink. Why wouldn't I want a drink? Because you are 73 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,260 drink. A zombie. 74 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:53,560 That's it! 75 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:57,500 Come on, now. 76 00:07:57,780 --> 00:08:01,040 Hey, son, I almost forgot. I got you a present, too. Me? 77 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,420 Got you a... 78 00:08:03,890 --> 00:08:05,070 Stereo. All right. 79 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:06,610 Yeah. 80 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,070 Here. 81 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:13,430 You want a tray? 82 00:08:15,210 --> 00:08:19,850 Hey, man, you need an airplane for these to work. No, you don't. Hey, plug on in 83 00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:20,850 there. Listen. 84 00:08:20,990 --> 00:08:22,310 I'm with ID2. 85 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:25,950 Love beyond company. 86 00:08:27,290 --> 00:08:29,550 What kind of present is this to give your son? 87 00:08:29,890 --> 00:08:31,030 That damn cheap. 88 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:37,299 The voice of a chicken coming out of a buzzard. 89 00:08:38,340 --> 00:08:38,700 I 90 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:48,120 hope 91 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:51,300 you're proud of yourself, Pop. All your friends come over here to give you a 92 00:08:51,300 --> 00:08:53,280 welcome home party, and you have to start a fight. 93 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:54,940 It wasn't none of my fault. 94 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,700 Esther started all that rigmarole. 95 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,380 She threw the first punch. 96 00:08:58,820 --> 00:09:00,600 Yeah, Pop, but you called her a zombie. 97 00:09:00,980 --> 00:09:02,360 I should have called her a gorilla. 98 00:09:04,430 --> 00:09:05,550 That's what she is, a gorilla. 99 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:08,190 She look like mighty Joe Young's sister. 100 00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:10,750 Mighty ugly. 101 00:09:11,890 --> 00:09:14,610 Are you going to help me clean up this mess, or are you just going to sit 102 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:15,750 Okay, okay. 103 00:09:16,190 --> 00:09:19,990 I'll help you, but first, I got to get into something comfortable. 104 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:21,610 My bed. 105 00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:22,630 Good night. 106 00:09:24,050 --> 00:09:26,030 Come on, Pop. Help me clean up, man. 107 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:27,330 Well, get Grady to help you. 108 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:31,550 Grady? Grady's no help. You said he took care of you all the time I was gone. 109 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:34,830 Yeah, well, Grady's a nice guy and a good friend and all that, but he's no 110 00:09:34,910 --> 00:09:36,770 man. Okay, I'll change and come back down. 111 00:09:36,990 --> 00:09:37,990 Thank you very much. 112 00:09:51,250 --> 00:09:52,650 Hey, Grady, where you going? 113 00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:55,290 I'm leaving. 114 00:09:55,650 --> 00:09:56,650 Leaving? 115 00:09:57,090 --> 00:09:58,650 Leaving, leaving, leaving. 116 00:09:59,950 --> 00:10:03,110 Leaving. L -E -E -V -I -N. 117 00:10:04,590 --> 00:10:08,150 Leaving. Hey, Grady, it's the middle of the night. What's the matter with you? 118 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:10,550 Nothing's the matter with me, especially my ears. 119 00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,010 I heard what you told your father. 120 00:10:13,230 --> 00:10:14,209 Oh, Dad. 121 00:10:14,210 --> 00:10:16,790 Well, look, Grady. No, I don't want to hear no excuses. 122 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,270 I heard what you said. 123 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:21,570 Look, Grady, come on in the kitchen for a minute. No, I don't want to go in 124 00:10:21,570 --> 00:10:22,570 there. 125 00:10:25,130 --> 00:10:29,430 Just come in the kitchen. I don't want Pop to hear this, Grady. But why you 126 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:32,430 don't want him to hear it? Come on, now just sit down over here, okay? 127 00:10:33,690 --> 00:10:36,570 Now see, Pop's upstairs changing. I don't want him to hear this. 128 00:10:36,790 --> 00:10:40,090 Do you know why I told Pop that you're no help to me, Grady? 129 00:10:40,590 --> 00:10:43,430 Yeah, because you don't think I'm any help to you. 130 00:10:43,770 --> 00:10:46,210 No, man, that's what I wanted him to think. 131 00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:48,350 But why you want him to think that? 132 00:10:48,590 --> 00:10:50,210 So he would feel better. 133 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:53,890 How's that going to make him feel better, knowing that he's best friends? 134 00:10:54,460 --> 00:10:57,400 Couldn't take care of his only son while he was away. 135 00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:02,340 Grady, Pop likes to feel that he's the only person that can run this place and 136 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:03,640 take care of me. So? 137 00:11:03,920 --> 00:11:07,120 So I couldn't tell him the truth, Grady, that you could run the place and take 138 00:11:07,120 --> 00:11:08,580 care of me just as good as he can. 139 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:13,560 Oh, you really mean that? Of course I mean that, man. 140 00:11:13,800 --> 00:11:14,800 Oh, 141 00:11:14,980 --> 00:11:16,320 now I understand. 142 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:21,680 I understand why you said I was no help to you. You wanted to make him feel 143 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:24,500 important. And better than me. Right. 144 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:26,200 Oh, yeah. 145 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:30,520 Yeah. Yeah, well, you could have just told me that. You know, I mean, I 146 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:32,400 understand those kind of things. 147 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:37,020 You wanted to try to make him feel important and better than me. That's 148 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:41,620 Grady. Oh, I see. Yeah, yeah. Well, you could have just told me that. You 149 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:45,980 didn't, you know, have to, you know, just tell him, you know, stay behind my 150 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:49,300 back. Well, I'm glad you understand, Grady. Well, okay. I'm going to go clean 151 00:11:49,300 --> 00:11:51,100 now, then. Okay? Thanks a lot, man. All right. 152 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,080 Yeah, why? 153 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:55,180 Hey, Lamont. 154 00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,400 Huh? 155 00:11:56,480 --> 00:11:58,300 You weren't lying to me, were you? 156 00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:00,500 Hey, Grady, look, man, I don't lie. 157 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,860 Well, maybe just a little bit. 158 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:16,160 Oh, crummy Grady. He can run the business better than me. 159 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,580 Well, he can have it. 160 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:20,220 He can change half of his son. 161 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,060 To crummy and dummy. 162 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,020 Hey, Fred. 163 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:40,580 Welcome back, man. 164 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:44,200 Let me buy you a drink. 165 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:47,980 Yeah, well, maybe a little won't hurt. All right, so what'd it be? 166 00:12:48,340 --> 00:12:49,440 Give me a double triple. 167 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,399 A double triple? 168 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:56,400 Yeah, heavy on the double, and 20 is an extra triple. 169 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:01,120 Hey, Fred, why the long face, man? 170 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,420 I just got the short end. 171 00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:06,800 Fred, you crying? 172 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,420 Hey, man, what happened? 173 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:13,780 My best friend ran off with my son. 174 00:13:19,420 --> 00:13:21,540 What are you talking about, man? 175 00:13:25,040 --> 00:13:26,040 What did he do? 176 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:30,660 He convinced Lamont that he was a better businessman than me and he could cook 177 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:32,740 better than me and he was better in the yard than me. 178 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,380 Okay, now get to the lying part. 179 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,800 That was the lying part. 180 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 Dummy Lamont. 181 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,260 Fred, then you've got to go back there and assert yourself. 182 00:13:42,980 --> 00:13:43,980 You're right. 183 00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:46,580 I mean, a man's home is his castle. 184 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:51,940 His castle. Right, and you've got to show them that you are the king. 185 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:54,320 I'm the king of my castle. 186 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,000 work twice as hard as both of them put together. 187 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:08,700 And twice as long, too. 188 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,020 The king is abdicated. 189 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:14,780 I'm never done. 190 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:17,980 Fred, you're not giving in, though. 191 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:19,620 Hell no, I ain't giving in. 192 00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:23,120 They think they don't need me. Well, they'll find out they need me and I 193 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:24,079 need them. 194 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,020 What are you talking about? They'll see. 195 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,340 Lamont will see. He's ready to see. 196 00:14:28,860 --> 00:14:29,860 Everybody will see. 197 00:14:35,860 --> 00:14:39,580 I can't see. 198 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:46,720 I don't understand it. I just don't understand it. 199 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:49,000 Lamont, why would he leave like that? 200 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,120 I don't understand it either, Donna, but I appreciate you and Arnester coming 201 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,700 over here like this. Well, misery loves company. 202 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:57,260 Oh, somebody's coming. 203 00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:58,780 Who is it? 204 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,360 Who is it? 205 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,220 Oh, that's you, Lamont. 206 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:04,840 You just a messy fool. 207 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,580 And you just a sexy fool. 208 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:21,660 Come and sit down. Let me help you. Do not don't. 209 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:26,920 Please don't, Donna. I don't need nobody. I don't need nobody at all. Oh, 210 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,980 Pop. Pop. 211 00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:32,280 Pop. How much did you drink anyway? 212 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:34,860 How deep is the ocean? 213 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:40,560 How high is... Hey, 214 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:42,780 what's the matter with you, Pop? 215 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,720 There's nothing wrong with me giving myself a little going out of town. 216 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:52,180 Fred, you just got back. 217 00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:53,620 Where are you going? 218 00:16:53,960 --> 00:16:54,960 St. Louis. 219 00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:57,520 On the banks of the Mississippi. 220 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:05,220 M -I -S -S -I -S -S -M -O -U -S -B. 221 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:11,900 Mississippi. 222 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:14,560 Mississippi. 223 00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,000 That's where I'm needed. 224 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,400 You're needed here, Pop. 225 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:19,700 No. 226 00:17:20,619 --> 00:17:22,579 You got greedy. Grady. Yeah. 227 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,079 You got greedy Grady. 228 00:17:25,540 --> 00:17:27,960 Greedy Grady want my house and my son. 229 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,420 Well, you got it, greedy Grady. 230 00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:32,480 It's fine, son. 231 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:35,100 And Donna. Fred. 232 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,280 Now, Fred. You ain't never did nothing to me. I love you. Kiss me, honey. 233 00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,980 Lamont, will you do something about this? 234 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:45,000 Oh, Donna, you're going to have to shave. 235 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,220 what you're trying to do, son, but I got to take the bus. 236 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:03,180 Too far to ride. 237 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:00,820 Lewis, Pop, you're at home. 238 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:04,640 Hangover? 239 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,500 Bad? 240 00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,540 Can I get you something for it? Please. 241 00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,340 What? A bullet. 242 00:19:14,980 --> 00:19:16,080 Put it right here. 243 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:22,380 I'll fix something for you, Pop. I'll fix my own stuff. 244 00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:27,720 Hey, that's not funny, Lamar. What's not funny? 245 00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:30,380 You back that truck over my head. 246 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,100 Come on, let me help you. 247 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,520 Okay, just to the kitchen. All right. 248 00:19:36,820 --> 00:19:37,820 Are we there yet? 249 00:19:40,140 --> 00:19:41,160 No, not yet. 250 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,400 Almost. Almost, Pop. 251 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,600 Oh, my. 252 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:47,859 Oh, my. 253 00:19:47,860 --> 00:19:48,860 What's the matter, Pop? 254 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,060 I just hate to be a burden to you. 255 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,960 Hey, would you stop talking like that? 256 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,200 Yeah. 257 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,940 I don't need you, Pop. 258 00:19:56,140 --> 00:19:58,640 I heard you say it out of your mouth. I heard you. 259 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,280 Talk with lips. 260 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,940 I'm losing my mind. 261 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,920 You're not losing your mind, Pop. You just got a hangover. Now, come on. 262 00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:16,200 Yeah, and I want you to help me get rid of it. All right. Here. 263 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,300 I'm going to tell you what I want you to do. 264 00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:19,920 Listen. 265 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:23,440 Give me some tomato juice and a raw egg. Right. 266 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,960 Oh. Tomato juice and a raw egg. Yeah. 267 00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:28,720 This is what you did. 268 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:30,740 This is what you did. 269 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:31,939 This is awesome. 270 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,060 And it's in the basket. 271 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,460 Hey, where's my prune juice? 272 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,240 Prune juice? 273 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,440 I'll get my prune juice. 274 00:20:42,340 --> 00:20:43,880 Oh, it's all in the pillow. 275 00:20:48,140 --> 00:20:49,820 Here you go. 276 00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:10,220 Let me over there a second. Get you the vodka. 277 00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,480 The vodka? 278 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:13,700 Yeah. 279 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:16,380 I just need a smidgen of vodka. 280 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,480 You know what I mean? 281 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:21,760 Just enough to wake up the flavor. 282 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,320 What do you call that? 283 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:30,720 A bloody mess. 284 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,490 Would you mind telling me what you heard that made you so upset? 285 00:21:41,950 --> 00:21:43,110 I didn't need Pop. 286 00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:44,550 I didn't miss Pop. 287 00:21:45,090 --> 00:21:49,670 I heard you now. Don't deny it. I won't, Pop. Look, Grady overheard us talking, 288 00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:54,130 and he heard me telling you that I don't need him around here. He heard me say 289 00:21:54,130 --> 00:21:58,110 that, and so to keep from hurting his feelings, I lied to him and told him 290 00:21:58,110 --> 00:22:01,350 he was just as important around here as you are. And that's the truth, Pop. 291 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:05,750 Well, how did I know you're not lying to me about lying to him about lying to 292 00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:06,750 me? 293 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:08,500 Say that again. 294 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:09,760 I can't. 295 00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,720 Look, Pop, I need you here. Now, please, just believe me. 296 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:14,920 Why should I? 297 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,180 Because I'm your son. 298 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:20,100 I am your son, aren't I? 299 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,140 Of course you're my son. 300 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,900 Why else would you be right here 32 years free? 301 00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:31,780 Look, all I was trying to do was make Grady feel good, Pop. And if that was 302 00:22:31,780 --> 00:22:35,120 wrong, then it's not my fault. It's your fault because you always told me that I 303 00:22:35,120 --> 00:22:36,680 should be concerned about other people's feelings. 304 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,840 And you gave me warmth and sensitivity. 305 00:22:39,580 --> 00:22:43,220 But if I gave you all that stuff, I ain't got nothing left for myself. 306 00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:45,880 So you believe me, Pop? 307 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:50,420 I believe you. Hey, thanks a lot. And I'm sorry that I ruined the party last 308 00:22:50,420 --> 00:22:51,199 night, son. 309 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:54,440 Hey, that's okay, Pop. But in the future, when Aunt Esther and your 310 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,980 over here, just try and be a little more understanding. 311 00:22:57,340 --> 00:22:57,979 I will. 312 00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,660 And a little kinder. I sure will. 313 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:01,340 What does that stuff taste like? 314 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,040 Well, it tastes like... Did you ever taste casserole? 315 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:06,680 And clapper? 316 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,320 and spoiled pig snoot. 317 00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:15,640 Mix that all together and spray it with rain and throw it in some degraded socks 318 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,320 and then have some paint. 319 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:20,800 That's what it tastes like. 320 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:28,220 But son, my headache's gone. 321 00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:44,980 coffee fuel any better? 322 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:46,280 Will you stop shouting? 323 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:52,200 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know what, son? I'm going to show you 324 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:53,260 I can cook better than Grady. 325 00:23:53,540 --> 00:23:56,000 Hey, man, you ain't got to prove nothing to me. You're my punk. 326 00:23:56,500 --> 00:23:58,360 I know that, but I learned something today. 327 00:23:58,660 --> 00:24:00,080 To give instead of take. 328 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:03,520 I'm going to be a giver, not a taker. Now, that's the way I like to hear my 329 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:04,199 man talk. 330 00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,580 You know what? I'm going to start tonight. 331 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:09,380 I'm going to cook you a great big turkey with two kinds of sausage and three 332 00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:10,380 kinds of vegetables. 333 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,880 Hey, man, a meal like that will cost a fortune. It would be cheaper for me to 334 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:14,880 take you out to dinner. 335 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,040 No, that would make you the giver and me the taker. See, I'm going to be the 336 00:24:19,040 --> 00:24:20,280 giver and you the taker. 337 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,040 Yeah, but it's too late to start cooking a meal like that, Pop. 338 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,980 Hey, I know. I'll call up Jacob's Soul Food and tell him I'm going to bring you 339 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:28,280 over there for dinner around 8 o 'clock. 340 00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,220 I told him we'd be there at 7. 24233