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Nice guy, the boyfriend. Photographer, I believe.

What made me furious was that he talked and it was double with laughter.

Why did you do it again formed? -It was so boring.

She has called me six months long after your break.

If you call her, she comes back. -I wanted to do first.

Occasionally see each other is good, but I never come back to you.

Never. Do you understand the word no?

Are you in love with him? -Maybe. I do not know.

He at least is not as crazy as you. -Put me completely out of your mind?

You're crazy. You want me back, because I have another one.

Who is prettier. -He is not.

So I'm prettier. You come back.

Day, good thing.

She wants me back. So what now?

I think he's a once in a boy , and I also thought he was gay.

But that is not true. Pablo stands for everything is open. He is unbiased.

And that's good, right?

That you try how it is with a man and you can talk about it.

Think about it.

Then I had a Plan B.

You're kidding.

Are you really? -Yes.

You watch Blind? Yes, I am a huge fan of.

I never miss an episode. Except today, because my TV is broken.

You really look at? I know nobody who looks at it. I swear.

Unbelievable.

My girlfriend does not want me look at it. -Why not?

She says I'm obsessed hit. -It is another awesome series.

Can not believe you are also watching. Nobody understands it.

No, indeed not.

I take all the episodes. -Really?

Can I borrow that episode today?

You know me or not, and despite everything, but may I borrow it?

Sure. -Cool.

You can 't even come to me looking. -Today?

Yes, please. If you invite me.

Why, and despite everything?

What? That said, your network. Why did you say?

Well, just. I do not know so many people the gym.

And I tried to be nice and saw a chance to see Blind .

I rambled something. What?

You remind me of myself when I think of something enthusiastic about it. Like that series.

Then I get mad.

That is so good.

I'm going home. -Why?

Just. You should do a movie for your lesson, right?

We can watch it together?

Yes, but today is the last episode and I want him like it.

You have brought the TV, right? Go and look nice.

We would our own house and keep our own things.

I must see him, really. Give me a kiss. - "I must see him."

That makes me jealous. -Jealous of that series?

But you're my darling. A kiss.

Come on. Want a drink?

I have only water. -Good.

Are you French?

Because of my accent or my appearance?

Why French? -No, nothing.

My friend has a picture a Frenchman, and there are you like at home.

Very strange, really.

I saw you in the gym and thought, that's the guy in the photo at Laura.

Therefore, I stared at you. The Frenchman, I thought.

Hey, it starts.

They could not finish. What a jerk.

Now we must wait four months. Unbelievable.

Two weeks, but.

Who is it you think? -The contact.

You're not crazy. -No. Unbelievable.

Good episode. I-lubricating 'm.

We can look back, because my girlfriend to study.

She has her TV. Does yours again?

You mean my girlfriend? -No, your TV.

Yes.

We can 't look together Tuesday. -Fine. That is good.

Do you have a girlfriend?

No, I wanted her to refurbish, but that was impossible.

At one time the moon rises and we get all excited.

We start to cry like wolves.

We climbed a hill all that 20 meters high.

And when we were on the other hand, saw the light is very different.

It was unbelievable.

There were clouds that seemed horses who were jumping.

Look what a beautiful light.

Yes, sir.

What time is it?

An hour or six. Beautiful light-to pictures.

You're right. Wait for me here.

Come, then I make a picture. -No.

Stand up. -I find that embarrassing.

I have no other model. The light is good.

Just yourself, huh? You let no one see them.

So it is okay.

So. -Let 's see.

That is beautiful. That is crazy. Now I make one of yours.

Watch this.

I do not like. -Me neither, but it took 24.

No. -Come on.

You know how to do it? Then-press, anyway.

Yes, and this allows you to focus. -It 's okay.

Please.

Here goes.

You see the light? -Yes, it looks fantastic on.

So. Look.

That is good. -Yes.

You're good at.

You will anyway? -Sure.

Are you coming? Yes, we're going.

Bruno, here.

I grab a shirt for you.

Thanks.

Well, good night. -You too.

Last, there are pictures of me. They are awesome.

Send me one. -You throw everything away. Now put the pot on.

Do not be stupid and arrogant.

Have you any more? -No.

When you return, Get them all again.

It is not anymore.

Sometimes I feel guilty towards Pablo. -Your friend?

He keeps you not notice? -I 'm not him. We trust each other.

Did you strangely when we were together? -No, you know.

Once.

With you it's different. I do not feel guilty.

What are you thinking?

Your friend.

Beautiful photos. -They are crazy, man.

But I can not imagine Laura that they will not see.

He lets his pictures do not show. He thinks that is not fine.

You like them and see his girlfriend?

I do not know. That, he said. And risk taking part of it.

Poor guy.

He relies entirely the wrong person.

You. -C 'est la vie.

C'est la vie. And you touched him?

No, but I saw in the gym he was well built.

Well Built? What a luck.

You're such a fag. Give me some water.

Who is that?

My boyfriend. Do you like him? -Do not be stupid.

Is it a friend of yours or Victor. -It 's my boyfriend.

Are you against gay people? -You 're crazy.

He is handsome. -Beautiful.

You pick him off me, huh?

Pablo, this is Ana. Ana, this is Pablo. -Hello. Everything good?

Good. And you? -She does not believe that you're my boyfriend.

You do not even around to sound. I just know her. I find that embarrassing.

How did you know? -Ln the gym, in the shower.

He was standing nearby and I got a boner. -You are so rude.

Will you pretend you're clean? So great-can not be yours.

What? -Your sister showed me a nude photograph of your show.

I saw him in a different context and I found it really great.

Did you saw him? -No, I have not had that pleasure.

I truly believe that you are dating. -That we have.

Kiss him again. -He does not in public.

Then he was ashamed.

Well tough call you his friend, but a kiss but ho.

You're insufferable. Challenge me now not out, huh? By the way he wants it.

So if you keep playing, are you real soon kissing.

We really something. -Give him a kiss.

Soon you also want to let me suck. -Calm down. I know you like.

Maybe I 't see. , What nonsense.

I mean it. Do not believe me? -Look.

Kiss me, darling.

You are truly a couple.

Did you think I was stupid? Is not it a whopper?

Yes, and I begin to be horny. I go get something to drink.

She is fun, huh?

So long since I've laughed.

I have a dry mouth. I'm going to get wine.

Unbelievable.

Do you know which toy was cool when we were little?

I had not, but my cousin does. "Rastri.

"Rastis. Non-rasti, but "rustri.

I thought she 'rasti are called. -No, you think, but it is "rastri.

Whatever.

We can look it up.

They were fun. -Yes.

I remember that I made structures. Structure?

Yes, houses, airplanes, things. I do not know. What I wanted.

No, idiot.

If your toys, what were you then?

It's time for limp crap.

If I was a toy ...

No idea. Never thought about it. -I would have a view master.

As you look through and change the pictures.

With such a switch? -Yes.

That's nice. -Yes.

If you want people to understand, they look at you through your eyes.

I see you in 3D.

Why do you have a view master.

Cool.

And you? Think of something.

No idea.

A bucket and a shovel. -Really?

I am a less sophisticated toy. -Yes, sir. How much is that?

No idea. 20 pesos. -20 Pesos?

Why a bucket and a scoop?

Because you can fill yourself with things.

Because you can build it. I do not know.

That is good. It sounds very poetic.

I buy them.

I have an owner. -What a bad businessman.

I want to run ... Walk? Buy. I want to buy for 20 pesos.

Look.

Here I have them.

Please.

Now I have 20 pesos. You lose. -No, I'm better off.

Ready.

Peter Pan.

Do you know him?

Those with ... Yes, Peter Pan. Who do you know anyway?

He can fly. -Yes.

Good.

You know where he lives? -No.

Do not know where he lives?

ln Never ... -Oh, Never Land.

Never again. Neverland.

Tinkerbell lives there too. -Yes, sir.

The problem is that "Neverland" ... 'Never' means never.

Never is never. -Yes.

Country ... -Land.

Country, yes, but 'to land' means countries. You know the problem?

Got it? I think 'Neverland' So "Never countries' means.

That is the country where you never can countries. Peter Pan in Neverland can not land.

It does not exist. -You're right.

It does not exist. So Peter Pan does not exist.

The name says it all It does not exist. Do you?

He never lands. ln this country can not countries.

You surely understand what I say. Yes, yes.

Of course.

Since our childhood we live in a lie.

Yes. -I realize just pass.

What a bastard, that Peter Pan.

What an asshole. That makes me furious.

It's like your whole childhood now ruined.

When you realize that? Net.

Yes, sir. He never lands that jerk.

He is completely gone, huh? -Yes.

But when it comes to life, he is huge. He is a dick and all.

He is stupid, but I'm happy.

He was the first friend of my sister. The friend of my sister. Bunch of whores.

You call me a whore? You're a sissy. It was so unconvincing.

If you really had kissed him, I had the believed. But that was a dowdy little kiss.

Otherwise he had beaten me rotten. -He had just fancy. Right?

It could, yes. -See you.

You're not gay if you're a guy off. I tongde with girls at school.

The boys were crazy then. -Give him a snogging.

No, I have a girlfriend.

Okay, give me a kiss. Then are you.

Forward.

I want too. -No, cheater. You have to kiss him.

Toe. -All with me?

Now you must kiss him. You really not going to die, sissy.

She's right. She kissed me.

When my friend wakes up, he beats your ass.

Challenge me out.

Ahead for her. -For the girl.

He asks for it. -Not true.

Do not be such a sissy. -I try my best.

What do you want? -If you kissed at the party.

Give me a kiss.

I'm going to stroke myself. I gotta pee. -Pervert.

See that nothing happens?

They are asleep. -Yes.

We go to sleep. You keep it? -Yes.

Remember ...

... When we were twelve. If you have a boyfriend invited to sleep over ...

... Took you all night chatting.

Yes, sir, that was great.

You know what would be awesome?

Going back in time with a tape recorder and calls.

Yes, sir.

As you at that age to the world looks ...

Shall we again go to the movies?

Good.

How do you respond?

No idea. A free association.

Good night.

Good night.

And the picture hanging there? -That was old and I threw it away.

I found him beautiful.

You had to ask. -Hey, baby, this is my house.

I may decorate it himself? -I can also do things on my drop?

It's also a bit my home.

You know my girlfriend's picture your image is discarded.

Why? -No idea. She had him simply discarded.

Did you know who your friend did?

No ...

I got her about you.

Nothing. I want my friends separate.

For myself.

I have a special bond with you.

Like you said. Such a friendship that you have your 12th.

Then nobody can steal your friend.

I do not know ...

I would be jealous ...

... If I took home and you would talk to her. I do not know.

Here I have my own place.

Do you? -All.

Keep your sleep? -Ln your bed?

Do you laugh? Mariano, the door locked and the key taken.

You want me very close to you, huh?

I do sleep on the floor.

I mean it. You can sleep in my room.

Okay.

Would you like wine? -Yes.

That would be nice. -Good.

I can not find my wallet. Sometimes he lies to you?

I can 't find anywhere.

He'll reappear. I'm going to get wine.

What are we waiting? On-Ana.

She is the pop. She does so.

I've brought you something.

Awesome.

Really, it's crazy.

Awesome.

I had already bought one. Remember? For 20 pesos. A much nicer.

Now I have two buckets with shovels.

But I am. So I give it to you.

And I grab the opportunity.

If you ... -If I what?

I like you "if you ask-games' nice.

A bit corny.

If you ... Oh, never mind. -Come on, go on.

Suppose you had a mineral.

If you no animal or human. What would you be?

Good question.

You do not have to answer. What would you be?

Water.

Water is good. I would be sand.

Do you? Sand. -Sand is okay.

What are you doing here, sissies? -Is there what?

ls something done? Are you mad? He has not fucked you?

What is it? -The toothpaste is.

Could.

Look at me.

Who is the longest?

Stand still.

Stay well stand still.

l, dwarf.

You should not smoke.

So?

Would you like gum? -No, thanks.

Take one.

You must give me a favor. I have to go to a casting.

A Casting? Ment. Since when do you involved in casting?

It's nothing. It is a commercial.

They have elected me based on a photograph. They pay 1200 pesos.

The recordings are in Ecuador. -Really?

I need a guy tongues and I do not know how.

Last kissed me you do?

When I was drunk.

You're kidding. A kiss is something unlike when you are tired of fooling around.

Mistake not you? -No.

You do not know what grace I'll go ask.

You want to practice kissing. -No.

Yes.

Go and give him just a snogging. Tongues to practice is weird.

I would do so, because I like you.

Even without drunk.

Well just go and do it. -You would do.

You could do it. It lets you easily persuade. Are you a little mad at me?

I'm kidding.

Come on, give me a kiss.

I would do it because I like you. Therefore. And furthermore ...

It is actually because of prejudice. -Yeah, right.

I remember no more.

I consider you as a friend.

Soon I kiss you and you think I'm gay am and then I lost a friend.

No, I'm not kidding. I ask because I know that nothing changes.

Anyway I would have the flicker, I ask.

You kissed me once already and now can not?

What do we do then? Is a habit and we go every afternoon tongues?

Maybe.

Holy shit.

Come on. They're 1200 pesos.

I have tongued with a guy. You tell me-not.

And soon your tongue with one another. You kiss a lot of men, huh?

What else? -That of the casting.

Strange, man.

This was the first time.

Well, it's the second time. And still the same.

Have you ever tongued a man? Don 't lie.

Yes, just with you.

Why would I lie? I had suggested it to me just different.

Have you never had a man?

What? You do then? -Yes.

And you'd never tongued with a man. -I do have other things done.

Without kissing. When I was teenager.

It's okay.

I do not.

It never occurred to me. I've never had a chance.

You lie.

Do not believe me? Whatever.

Liar.

Asshole.

Are you okay? -Sure.

Is there really nothing? You're so weird.

No, you know. Everything is okay. -Really?

This is for you.

Grab it out later.

Thank you. -Okay.

I do not know what I have.

I love you, man.

I want you for myself.

Tell me.

Do you have another? -No.

No, I did not cheat. Not yet, anyway.

I wanted to see her for a while.

I'm confused and I want to know what I really want.

Good. Relax. I care a lot about you. To me you honest.

Remember when I told you once I had to do with a man?

That was not true. -Loser.

Really. I think I said, since ...

It kept me busy. As if my attention.

I'm confused because a guy I know recently.

I want to know what happens to me.

I want no one to bother with it. -Of course not.

Take the time to see how it goes with the boy and with Laura.

Do not worry. Relax.

What you do not change what is predestined.

And they? -What?

She sees someone else? -Yes.

But you do not feel bad, because she sees another for a while.

Her ex, Bruno. There is a picture of him in her house.

I said nothing because I would not you would be jealous.

You know that wall where all those photos hanging?

That guy is crazy and obsessed in order to get her back.

But yes, I do not know.

Bruno ls the boy against a wall leaning with closed eyes? With that beard?

No, that's a French guy. Bruno is the first.

Named Paul. She has the names changed.

I did not.

Do not tell me that you know, otherwise they strangle me.

Is that Bruno? -Yes.

He knows it's yours. He had you together seen and called me.

Since then he wants an end to it.

I'm going to make tea. Would you like chamomile tea? -Whatever.

I'll be back.

I am sorry

I need some time alone.

I did not let it end ...

I is not good in my skin. You have nothing on me.

Sorry.

I also go with someone else.

What do you mean? -I do not want to be vindictive.

I do not know why I say it.

I do not know. Perhaps because it was not so good.

Who is it?

An ex-boyfriend.

I'm going.

Hello.

Did the letter you confused?

Sorry, that was not the intention.

I got a bit same as you.

But there is something in your letter I do not agree.

I mean ...

As the sex between us ...

... Half way ...

... Would be awesome ...

... As when we are kissing ...

You stole kisses from me with excuses ...

... That made no sense.

And I want to see what happens ...

... When we went to bed.

So suddenly?

What can happen to us? That's a secret between us. We're here alone.

Would you like us to have sex?

Yes. -That is strange.

Why?

Do you find that really strange? Did you read the letter you wrote me?

My head looks from one another burst.

Come on.

Come on.

I need the toilet.

I love you too ...

... But I can not.

This makes no sense.

I do not like guys.

I may try it once ...

... But it will not change.

Sorry.

I mean it, sorry.

I'm confused by everything. But I know I'm not.

We're not twelve anymore.

The situation got out of hand.

I wanted to be modern.

But no. I'm just old fashioned. I am ...

I have a girlfriend.

And so ...

Anyway ...

I do not know. Everything is okay.

A while ...

... We can be friends.

Did you know that I was alone again?

Alone? What happened?

He broke up. He has another girl to know.

Another girl?

Yes, and I think he's in love with her.

Bales.

Would you still come back to me?

Of course.

Yes, but let's take it easy.

It is just out. Maybe he comes back. -I think not.

All kits?

Yes.

That boy is behind your game come.

That seems impossible.

He has taken pictures of you. Maybe he let them see Laura.

Yet there is something I do not understand.

You suddenly fall on men?

I do not know.

I can not explain what is wrong with me.

Hopefully that never happens to you.

I make myself crazy. I sit the whole time worrying.

Tell him everything. The letter was confusing. Say you're crazy about him.

When I got the chance with that girl to be, I knew it.

I know.

It is madness. I would not think about.

How do you feel?

Better? -Yes. I do not know.

I can not go with you.

I can no togetherness.

When I saw you with another, I was jealous and now you're alone again ...

... I realize that I was jealous and I would not go with you.

We have a nice time, but now it's over.

Sorry.

I told him that we saw each other. Kent boy who me?

I had a picture of your home. I was not all wasted.

When Veronica told it was you.

Do not worry. He left me.

He'll certainly not on it together.

If I were him, I would do.

What do you exaggerate.

Hello. -How are you?

Look, I found this in Javier.

I wanted him to return.

By Javier?

Have you looked inside? -No, man.

Is it again with Laura?

No.

Why?

No, simply.

Why not? -It did not feel good.

Why not?

I'm not in love with her.

And all that effort.

And why did you not return to her?

Because I was confused, I think. Ln-Confused?

I am sorry

Okay, I just came along.

Say ...

I wanted to say something.

I have also inquired what about that "rastri. Remember?

No 'rasti.

I wanted to say ...

... That ...

... I'm in love with you.

I'm sick of love.

I do not know how it happened. It happened to me. I had no control.

Look.

These are the 20 pesos from then.

And have you seen?

Come on, sucker.

Who is the longest?

YLF translations: Corina White