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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,369 --> 00:00:04,004          (  water splashes  )          2 00:00:04,037 --> 00:00:06,706         (  lilting melody playing               on acoustic guitar  )       3 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:08,742         (  violins join in  )          4 00:00:08,775 --> 00:00:12,679           (  French horns playing  )  5 00:00:12,712 --> 00:00:16,216         (  trumpets join in  )         6 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:19,586  (  solo guitar resolves melody  )    7 00:00:22,922 --> 00:00:26,292      (  patriotic melody plays  )      8 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:38,738                 ♪ ♪                  9 00:00:57,023 --> 00:01:00,560     (  mid-tempo rap beat plays  )     10 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:05,632     ♪ Here's a story about a man ♪  11 00:01:05,665 --> 00:01:07,901                   ♪ A simple man ♪  12 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:12,105         ♪ A man with a dream             to do the world some good ♪      13 00:01:12,138 --> 00:01:15,041            ♪ Here's a story                  for rich and poor ♪          14 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,077      ♪ For young and for old ♪       15 00:01:17,110 --> 00:01:19,279     ♪ About a man from the 'hood ♪  16 00:01:19,312 --> 00:01:21,314       ♪ Tryin' to do the world                  some good ♪               17 00:01:21,347 --> 00:01:24,317     ♪ Here's a story about a man ♪  18 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:26,319         ♪ An everyday man ♪          19 00:01:26,352 --> 00:01:29,522        ♪ A man with a dream ♪        20 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:32,759      ♪ To be the head of state,                 state, state ♪            21 00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:34,461              ♪ Hmm... ♪              22 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:36,529          (  phone ringing  )           23 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:38,465                 MAN:                      Alderman Gilliam's office.      24 00:01:38,498 --> 00:01:40,166      What are you upset about?       25 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:41,501  It's not a black-owned business?  26 00:01:41,534 --> 00:01:43,103            MAN 2 (  over phone  ):                         That's right!    27 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:45,138                MAN:                     Yeah, but it's a Chinese food                 restaurant.              28 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:46,673              So what?!                              Yeah!                 29 00:01:46,706 --> 00:01:49,509       I know it's fried rice,             but it's not "fried" rice.      30 00:01:49,542 --> 00:01:51,377          (  phone rings  )                  Alderman Gilliam's office.      31 00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:52,545              Hi, honey!                    Hey, hey, Kim, Kim, Kim.       32 00:01:52,579 --> 00:01:54,314     Hey, how is it going, honey?     33 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:56,616     Got tickets to the symphony.      Really? Well, hold on a second,    34 00:01:56,649 --> 00:01:57,984     Listen, on your way home...               'cause I got call.          35 00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,319         Mays, you better...                  I got another call!          36 00:01:59,352 --> 00:02:00,653                             KIM:                         Mays? Mays?!     37 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,255            TV ANNOUNCER:                  Vote for Gaines and James.      38 00:02:02,288 --> 00:02:03,823         The Million Babies'                     Mamas' March?             39 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,859          WOMAN (  over phone  ):               It's a very good cause.      40 00:02:05,892 --> 00:02:08,528  No, you're going to have to call     Reverend Barton for that one.     41 00:02:08,561 --> 00:02:10,296             MAN (  over phone  ):           I got these food stamps...      42 00:02:10,330 --> 00:02:11,965    No, you can't use food stamps                       to buy tires.      43 00:02:11,998 --> 00:02:15,268          Alderman Gilliam?                 I'm sorry, Mr. Hawkins.        44 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:16,536        What can I do for you?        45 00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:18,671      Your girlfriend's on hold.      46 00:02:18,705 --> 00:02:20,640    Honey, wait, hold on a second.       ...put me on hold every time!     47 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:22,142        Now, now, what was it,                    Mr. Hawkins?             48 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:23,776            The bus, Mays.            49 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,378               I read where they're                gonna shut down                      our bus line.          50 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:26,613                   (  over phone  ):       Mays, are you listening to me?    51 00:02:26,646 --> 00:02:28,047           If they do that,                   I can't get to work.         52 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:29,516      Unless they give me a job       53 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:31,718                  in that new mall.   Don't worry, Mr. Hawkins.          54 00:02:31,751 --> 00:02:33,386            I've been talking                 to the people downtown,      55 00:02:33,419 --> 00:02:34,554       and I promise you this:        56 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:36,589  If they shut down                   this bus line,                     57 00:02:36,623 --> 00:02:38,825  I will drive you to work myself.  58 00:02:38,858 --> 00:02:41,361  You got my word.                   59 00:02:41,394 --> 00:02:43,196           Alderman Gilliam, quick!  60 00:02:43,229 --> 00:02:44,264  Miss Pearl is back!                61 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:45,765          Okay, I gotta go.           62 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:51,037      (  driving rap beat plays  )      63 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:53,606            MAYS (  voice-over  ):          Hi, that's me, Mays Gilliam,     64 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:56,876      alderman of the Ninth Ward                  of Washington, D.C.      65 00:02:56,910 --> 00:02:59,212         Not the part of D.C.              that you're familiar with.      66 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:01,347  I work in a neighborhood so bad,  67 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:03,683           you can get shot                while you're getting shot.      68 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:06,519             Around here,                 when people have a problem,      69 00:03:06,553 --> 00:03:09,088      they don't call the mayor,                they call me.              70 00:03:09,122 --> 00:03:12,058    (  driving rap beat continues  )    71 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:13,426  Come on, come on, come on.         72 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:15,361     All right, okay. Miss Pearl!     73 00:03:15,395 --> 00:03:18,865     Miss Pearl! What's going on?     74 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:21,234                     (  sobbing  ):        Mays, Dionne is in the house!     75 00:03:21,267 --> 00:03:22,835            I know she is!            76 00:03:22,869 --> 00:03:25,438  MAN:                                Look, I don't know what             she's talking about.               77 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:28,208           We checked the house;                there's nobody in there.  78 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,343     Hey, man, Dionne is her cat.     79 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:31,578  MAN:                                Well, whatever.                    80 00:03:31,611 --> 00:03:32,879  Cat's got nine lives.               He'll be fine.                     81 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:34,380                Frank, can't we let                 one guy go in there  82 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,015               and help this lady                   get her cat?           83 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,551                 Can't do it, Mays.                  Once they laid                       the explosives,      84 00:03:38,585 --> 00:03:40,787  there's nothing I can do.           She just showed up.                85 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,388  Come on, man, you already took      the lady's house.                  86 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:43,957  Can you at least let her            get her cat?                       87 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:45,925     Hey, we didn't take her house.         We gave her 40 grand.         88 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:48,394     40 grand? What kind of house            is she supposed to get        89 00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:50,063            with 40 grand?                    What, a crack house?         90 00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:52,498       I think she'd be happy               to get out of this rattrap.    91 00:03:52,532 --> 00:03:55,001     Who the hell are you to call                this place a rattrap?     92 00:03:55,034 --> 00:03:57,270           This is my neighborhood.            This is where I'm from.    93 00:03:57,303 --> 00:03:58,805      I got my first bike stolen                  right there.             94 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,907     My daddy got his bike stolen                         right there.     95 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,376          When I have a son,              I hope he's fortunate enough     96 00:04:03,409 --> 00:04:04,877     to get stuck up right there.     97 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,680     Now, can't you let somebody            go in there and check?         98 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:09,249           We already looked.                   There's nothing in here.  99 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:10,416               Now, look, we got                    work to do here.       100 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:11,951  Leave the people alone!            101 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,453              Let's go.                   Let's get this thing going.      102 00:04:13,486 --> 00:04:14,721  Come on, now.                       Come on, Mays!                     103 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,089               Come on, stop being                  in such a hurry.       104 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:18,391            FRANK:                     We been here all morning.          105 00:04:18,424 --> 00:04:20,326       Let the lady go inside.                           PEARL: Dionne?!  106 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,795            Come on, baby!                  Oh, sugar baby. Come on!       107 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:25,765  Could you at least turn it off?     Let the lady get her cat.          108 00:04:25,798 --> 00:04:27,066            Dionne, baby?!            109 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,134           I got something for you!  110 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,802              (  meows  )               111 00:04:29,836 --> 00:04:31,170               Dionne!                112 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,272           Miss Pearl, no!            113 00:04:32,305 --> 00:04:35,174           Dionne! Dionne!            114 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,176       All right, turn it off.                    Turn it off.             115 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:38,478                 Wait'll this woman                  gets her cat.        116 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:40,146  Shit! It's not working.            117 00:04:40,179 --> 00:04:41,748       Cut it off!                                  Turn it off!           118 00:04:41,781 --> 00:04:43,650  She better get out of there.        It's gonna blow!                   119 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,351             Miss Pearl!                    Miss Pearl! Miss Pearl!        120 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,020               Miss Pearl, come on!  121 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:48,988                   Oh, no, Mays!      122 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:50,556                           Come on!  123 00:04:50,590 --> 00:04:52,225               Mays, you've only                    got a minute!          124 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:55,461      Miss Pearl... Miss Pearl!       125 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:56,829               FRANK:                               Fix it! Get to work!  126 00:04:56,863 --> 00:04:57,864  I'm trying!                        127 00:04:57,897 --> 00:04:59,999                   Get a union man                      on this-- Mays!    128 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,135                     Get out! Mays!  129 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:04,304             (  mutters  )              130 00:05:04,337 --> 00:05:06,439               Miss Pearl, we got                   to get out of here.    131 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,308               They're gonna blow                   this place up.         132 00:05:08,341 --> 00:05:10,610  Oh, they wouldn't do                that, baby.                        133 00:05:10,643 --> 00:05:12,145  They know we're in here.           134 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:14,580       Miss Pearl, I love you.            I've known you a long time.      135 00:05:14,614 --> 00:05:16,616  Now, you've seen a lot of things             in your life.             136 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:18,151               You've seen churches                burnt to the ground.  137 00:05:18,184 --> 00:05:19,719               You've seen dogs                     sicced on children.    138 00:05:19,752 --> 00:05:21,821    You've seen Malcolm X killed.           You've seen JFK killed.        139 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:24,157     They shut up Muhammad Ali.           They shut up Richard Pryor.      140 00:05:24,190 --> 00:05:25,358    They gave Magic Johnson AIDS.     141 00:05:25,391 --> 00:05:27,193             They turned                     Michael Jackson white.        142 00:05:27,226 --> 00:05:29,529    Now, do you really think these       people give a damn about you?!    143 00:05:29,562 --> 00:05:31,664     (  driving rap beat playing  )     144 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:34,901      (  Mays and Pearl yelling  )      145 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:38,538            (  shrieking  )             146 00:05:40,273 --> 00:05:42,342    (  rap song plays over radio  )     147 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:44,844      ♪ Look for me! Young, B ♪       148 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:46,479     ♪ Cruisin' down the Westside ♪  149 00:05:46,512 --> 00:05:49,515             ♪ High, way,                  Doing what we like to do ♪      150 00:05:49,549 --> 00:05:51,184              ♪ Our way,                    Eyes behind shades... ♪        151 00:05:51,217 --> 00:05:53,553           RADIO ANNOUNCER:               We interrupt the Jay-Z song      152 00:05:53,586 --> 00:05:55,288          to bring you this                    special bulletin.           153 00:05:55,321 --> 00:05:57,190    Presidential candidate Senator     Sam Gaines and his running mate,  154 00:05:57,223 --> 00:05:59,525           General Olson James,                were both killed today      155 00:05:59,559 --> 00:06:01,961      when their planes crashed          into each other over Virginia.    156 00:06:01,994 --> 00:06:04,163    We now return you to the Jay-Z         song already in progress.       157 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,166          ♪ Cuz Mami's a rider,                  and I'm a roller ♪        158 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,836         ♪ Put us together,              how they gon' stop both us? ♪     159 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:11,904           ♪ Whatever she lacks,         I'm right over her shoulder ♪     160 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:14,874            ♪ When I'm off track,         Mami is keepin' me focused ♪     161 00:06:14,907 --> 00:06:17,477      ♪ So let's lock this down            like it's supposed to be ♪      162 00:06:17,510 --> 00:06:20,146           ♪ The '03 Bon... ♪                 (  turns off radio  )          163 00:06:20,179 --> 00:06:22,648          (  rap music plays                     in background  )            164 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:24,217       Hey, what's up, Warren?        165 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:26,619  I'm trying to be like you, hero.            What's up, man?            166 00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,121                   Saving kittens?     Don't steal my car now.            167 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:31,057      I don't want that garbage.               (  rap song plays  )          168 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:34,093         What am I gonna do,             feed your car to my car, man?     169 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:36,696      Let me get ten Nine Lives,               four Lucky Ducks,           170 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:37,964           two Straight Pokers...     171 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:40,566            three Crabpots                    and five Powerballs.         172 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,436  Thank you. Here you go.            173 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:47,974             (  applause  )             174 00:06:48,007 --> 00:06:52,211             Y'all need to stop.           Y'all need to stop it now.      175 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:55,982       (  angelic music plays  )        176 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:58,651     Um, why are all these people              in here clapping?           177 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:00,319       What, you didn't see me                   on the news?              178 00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:02,221            No, I didn't.             179 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:05,792      I got meat! More beef than          East Coast, West Coast rap.      180 00:07:05,825 --> 00:07:07,059            Check it out!             181 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:10,196           Hey, Superman!                       Saving lives and stuff.    182 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:11,931           Why don't you cop one                of these pork chops, ah?  183 00:07:11,964 --> 00:07:13,933            You know what you need                               to do?    184 00:07:13,966 --> 00:07:15,601         You need to leave.              I'm not gonna tell you again.     185 00:07:15,635 --> 00:07:17,703  Come on, man,                       nobody wants your meat.            186 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,572  I mean, who the hell wants          to buy stolen meat?                187 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:21,574                I'll take a T-bone.   You like gizzards too?             188 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:23,543               We can get set up                    with Chinese food.     189 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:25,311                           Good.                    Clifton, Barracuda!    190 00:07:25,344 --> 00:07:27,647  Hey, did you hear about that guy         running for President?        191 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,248      Who do you think they're             gonna get to replace him?       192 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:31,083            I don't know.                 Maybe they should get Shaq.      193 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,619      Nobody can beat him. Now,           are you gonna get some gas?      194 00:07:33,653 --> 00:07:36,589  You're holding my line up.                           Yeah, I'm sorry.  195 00:07:36,622 --> 00:07:38,991            Ten on three.             196 00:07:39,025 --> 00:07:41,093                     ♪ All I need                in this life of sin ♪     197 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:43,663     ♪ Is me and my girlfriend ♪                ♪ Me and my girlfriend ♪  198 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:46,933  ♪ Down to ride to the very end,                it's me... ♪             199 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,634      (  rhythm and blues plays  )      200 00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,703      You've got a lot of nerve                   hanging up on me.        201 00:07:50,736 --> 00:07:52,472        Hanging up? What-Wha--        202 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,706               Wha-What's going on?  203 00:07:53,739 --> 00:07:55,541  I'm leaving you,                    that's what's going on!            204 00:07:55,575 --> 00:07:57,677  You know, the only reason           I ever accepted                    205 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:00,379  this engagement ring                from you in the first place        206 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:02,415  is because I thought                you had potential!                 207 00:08:02,448 --> 00:08:04,650  I thought                           you wanted more, Mays!             208 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:07,420       Why can't you just play                 the game, Mays?!            209 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:08,754  Wear a suit!                       210 00:08:08,788 --> 00:08:10,957        Be a real politician!                             Wait a minute.  211 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,525               What's my clothes                    have to do with a...  212 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:14,193    Are you seeing somebody else?     213 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,128      I'm seeing everybody else!      214 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:19,432  I've met mosquitoes                 with more force than you.          215 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:21,334  I'm tired                           of your little games...            216 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:23,803        and I'm tired of being               your little secretary.        217 00:08:23,836 --> 00:08:25,872  Here's the light bill.              I didn't pay it.                   218 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:28,508        Here's the cable bill.             I didn't pay that either.       219 00:08:28,541 --> 00:08:32,178  And here's the bill                 for your car note.                 220 00:08:32,211 --> 00:08:34,680  I hope they take it!                      (  car alarm blaring  )         221 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,649    Wait a minute. That's my car!                That's my car!            222 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,485             (  cackling  )             223 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:42,555  I hate that piece of shit.         224 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:45,358  I am tired of spending              my time                            225 00:08:45,391 --> 00:08:47,193         waiting for you to quit                acting like a child        226 00:08:47,226 --> 00:08:50,696         and act like a grown man               for a change, Mays!        227 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:53,032  I need to get on                    with my life!                      228 00:08:53,065 --> 00:08:55,268  I want a house! I want children!  229 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:57,203  I want to go on vacation!          230 00:08:57,236 --> 00:08:59,071       You're horrible in bed!        231 00:08:59,105 --> 00:09:01,541        (  cackling laughter  )             (  rhythm and blues builds  )      232 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,944             (  yelling  )              233 00:09:04,977 --> 00:09:08,915     (  music and yelling stops  )               I wish you would.           234 00:09:11,751 --> 00:09:14,053           For the last time,             I'm not running for President.  235 00:09:14,086 --> 00:09:15,221                   (  woman sighs  )    236 00:09:15,254 --> 00:09:16,923            I'm not crazy.                Gaines was 20 points behind.     237 00:09:16,956 --> 00:09:19,258  It's ten weeks to election day.    238 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:20,927           Damn it! Those guys                should have known better     239 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,896     than to talk on a cell phone                 in a plane.              240 00:09:23,930 --> 00:09:26,032               SENATOR:                      What about Sanderson?         241 00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:28,901     That's a joke. Lewis has been     Vice President for eight years.    242 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:31,170           He's a war hero,            and he's Sharon Stone's cousin.    243 00:09:31,203 --> 00:09:32,238            He can't lose.            244 00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:33,372  What about Mosley?                 245 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,540                Girls.                             Connelly?               246 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:35,708                Boys.                              McMasters?              247 00:09:35,741 --> 00:09:37,777              Big boys.                            So, what?               248 00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:39,845           We just concede                   the election to Lewis?        249 00:09:39,879 --> 00:09:42,415           Don't worry, nobody said   anything about conceding, Debra,  250 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:43,683           but let's get real here.  251 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:46,185             You know,                     we're gonna lose this one.      252 00:09:46,218 --> 00:09:47,820          So the thing to do          253 00:09:47,853 --> 00:09:50,122        is to set the party up               for the next election.        254 00:09:50,156 --> 00:09:53,559       We need a candidate that's         going to put on a good show.     255 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:54,927         This isn't a circus.         256 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,330    It's a presidential election.     257 00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,498  You can't just                      pick some...                       258 00:09:59,532 --> 00:10:02,435    some guy to run for President.    259 00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:03,903        This is unprecedented,        260 00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,272        but if I put in a call               to the party chairman,        261 00:10:06,305 --> 00:10:08,240         we find a candidate,                   he'll back him.            262 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,675                   DEBRA:                               Who's going                          to run a race      263 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,410     that they know they can't win?  264 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,578           Who says he has to know?  265 00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,146                JAY-Z:                            ♪ Young, B ♪             266 00:10:14,180 --> 00:10:15,781     ♪ Cruisin' down the Westside ♪  267 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,517             ♪ High, way,                  Doing what we like to do ♪      268 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:19,819             ♪ Our, way,                      Eyes behind shades ♪         269 00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,220  ♪ This necklace the reason... ♪    270 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,055            What the...?              271 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:34,333              What now?               272 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,802          (  engine roaring  )          273 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,472         No! No, not my bike!         274 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,173             Not my bike!             275 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:45,878                   Not my bike! No!  276 00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,179                   Now, when I                          went in there,     277 00:10:47,213 --> 00:10:48,881               I wasn't thinking                    about being a hero.    278 00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:52,018               I was just trying                    to help Miss Pearl.    279 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:52,985  (  imitating Mays  ):                 Miss Pearl.                        280 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:54,086                       Miss Pearl.     Miss Pearl.                        281 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,255      I think we found our man.       282 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,958            Oh, look at this!                 This is, this is great!      283 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,192           This is America, see?      284 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,028               Little guy against                   the big guy.           285 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:03,963               Corporations                         against the people.    286 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,032           Young versus old.                  What's better than this?     287 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,800  Come on, give me a break!          288 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,636  I'm going to run                    an alderman for President?         289 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,472      No. He's not an alderman.       290 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,508             He's a hero.             291 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,676           Who doesn't like a hero?  292 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,144      Big business loves a hero!      293 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,812                 See?                 294 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,214    Bill, you said that we needed      somebody who can help the party.  295 00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,583      Now, how in the hell does            this guy help the party?        296 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:25,818                I'm glad you asked.  297 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,953               See, the United                      States is changing.    298 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,455       Well, America is changing.     299 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:32,958         Inside of 20 years--             well, you know the numbers:      300 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:34,794           20% black, 21% Asian...    301 00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,195            39% Hispanic.             302 00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,431        The minorities will be                   the majority.             303 00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:42,268           Now, the smartest thing     we can do is be the first party    304 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:44,770            to nominate a minority                       for President.    305 00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:45,905         How about a cripple?         306 00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,540      I don't think so, Charlie.      307 00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:50,209               Now, uh, we'll lose,                of course...           308 00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:52,545          but the minorities                     will be happy.            309 00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,313     The minorities will be happy,    310 00:11:54,346 --> 00:11:57,049       and they will vote for us                     in 2008               311 00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,285            because we've shown                  we support them.          312 00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,121    And the white people will vote           for us because, uh...         313 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:03,723      well, our guy isn't black.      314 00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:05,357                   You got my vote!  315 00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,959        Geller, why don't you,           uh, see if you can track down     316 00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,194       this, uh, Mays Gilliam?        317 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:13,466           Uh, Charlie...                       go check our accounts.     318 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,311       Give me one good reason         why I should go along with this.  319 00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,445           Don't you get it, Debra?  320 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,782    I intend to run for President                   in 2008.               321 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:35,321  Now, you give me one reason         why you shouldn't.                 322 00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:41,026       Well... I mean, he-he                would take a lot of work.      323 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,028  And we can run                      a background check,                324 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,664  but it's obvious he's not           a party line candidate.            325 00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,200    I mean, he's just some kid who     thinks he can make a difference.  326 00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,802  Don't worry about all that.        327 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,104  You just go out there,              you put the machine behind him.    328 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:55,641  You get 25 points in the poll,      consider it a win.                 329 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:57,777  Make sure                           he doesn't embarrass us.           330 00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,379  After this is over,                 we get to work.                    331 00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:03,449  When I'm President...              332 00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,984  I'll take care of you.             333 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:07,920                   MAYS:                                Coop, you got                        to help me.        334 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,655               They locked me                       out of my office.      335 00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,657  I know. The mayor is                fed up with you.                   336 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,359  How many times                      have I told you?                   337 00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,194  You got to quit trying              to fix stuff.                      338 00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,963  I could have got you                into the council next term.        339 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,265  Now you're red-lined.              340 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,599  Shannon's taking over               your district.                     341 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,835  They need to smooth over            this mall situation,               342 00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,837  and that bus thing's                about to heat up.                  343 00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,839  They don't trust you.                            They don't trust me?  344 00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:28,541           I'm not the one stealing            people's houses.           345 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,709  You see, that's what your           problem is right there.            346 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,211  You got to work                     with us, Mays!                     347 00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:35,648  That stuff you pulled over there   cost the city money.               348 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:36,982  Makes the mayor look bad.          349 00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,018  Now, contrary                       to popular belief,                 350 00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,520  politics is no place                to express yourself.               351 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,023  You want to get in,                 you got to fit in.                 352 00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,224  And look at you.                   353 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,926  Grow up.                            You got to dress better.           354 00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,428  Even Puff Daddy wears               a suit to court.                   355 00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:55,201  I'm sorry, brother,                 but ain't nothing I can do.        356 00:13:58,537 --> 00:13:59,572              Nice car.               357 00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:00,806        Hey, ain't it, though?        358 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,474            Got it for a song                   at the repo auction.       359 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,709  (  laughs  )                         360 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,778        (  laughter continues  )        361 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:07,279          (  engine starts  )           362 00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,849      ♪ Look for me! Young, B ♪       363 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,483     ♪ Cruisin' down the Westside ♪  364 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,685                   ♪ High, way... ♪  365 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,387         (  thunder rumbling  )         366 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:18,357  (  rhythm and blues beat plays  )    367 00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,100     ♪ He feels bad, mighty low ♪     368 00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,436        ♪ Got nowhere to go ♪         369 00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:33,205         ♪ What can you do                 when you're feeling low? ♪      370 00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,573        ♪ Man, I wanna know ♪         371 00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,875                        (  wailing  )  372 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,576     ♪ He feels bad, mighty low ♪     373 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,511        ♪ Got nowhere to go ♪         374 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:43,382             ♪ What can you do             when you're feeling low ♪       375 00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,351            ♪ And your car                     just got repo'd? ♪          376 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,319  Mays Gilliam?                      377 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,991         (  thunder rumbling  )         378 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,251  Mays Gilliam,                       Debra Lassiter.                    379 00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,321          Nice to meet you.                    Take a seat.                380 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,662  Mays, we know what                  happened today.                    381 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,096      We know you lost your job.      382 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,631      Well, how'd you know that?      383 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,333          It just happened.           384 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,602     We're the government, Mays.              We know everything.          385 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:39,772  Mays, we'd like you                 to do something for us.            386 00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:43,275  Yeah, sure, I-I-I'd love to work      on a presidential campaign.      387 00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,411             You know,                      I'll make phone calls...       388 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,346                   send out flyers.  389 00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,748    Now, who have you guys chosen                to run against Lewis?     390 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,651      Well, that's exactly what        we wanted to talk to you about.    391 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:57,122                     We'd like you               to run for President.     392 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,163                           Of what?  393 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,764          The United States.          394 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,499                   Of what?           395 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,301             Of America.              396 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,837            Which America?                   (  yelling  ): North...!        397 00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,839                 (  quietly  ):                        America, Mays.        398 00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,775                    Get outta here!  399 00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,243       We're not joking, Mays.        400 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,646    We want you to be the nominee                for the office            401 00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,115             of President              of the United States of America.  402 00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,852          (  crowd cheering  )           (  "Hail To the Chief" playing  )    403 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:29,054             (  gunshot  )              404 00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,223  Okay, let me get this straight.    405 00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,892          You guys couldn't find                anybody else to run?       406 00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,461      You couldn't find nobody?       407 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,895     Mm, something's wrong here.      408 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,999          You couldn't find               a-a congressman, a senator?      409 00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,834    I mean, I'm just an alderman.     410 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:45,404  Congressmen, senators, they work        with other politicians.        411 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:46,872  You're an alderman,                 Mays.                              412 00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:48,340  You work with the people,          413 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:52,211      and that's what we want--              a man of the people.          414 00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:53,712      This is a big joke, right?      415 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,381     They've got a hidden camera            somewhere around here.         416 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,049           Y'all are gonna get                a big laugh outta this.      417 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,851         Well, you know what?         418 00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,819     I don't even care, 'cause one     of y'all is gonna drive me home    419 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,788     'cause my bike is messed up.     420 00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,491       (  "Yankee Doodle Dandy"                      playing  )                     You an American, Mays?        421 00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,626                   Wow. Bill Arnot.  422 00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,294         Are you an American?         423 00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,562                 Yes.                 424 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,465            Mays, this isn't just                        an election.      425 00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:14,733                     It's a moment.  426 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,902           This is the moment when              you have the opportunity  427 00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,537                    to show little                       boys and girls,  428 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:21,073               men and women, what                  America's all about.  429 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,176                      Look at that.  430 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,078                      When I see                           that, I think  431 00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:29,415  of our forefathers fighting         to make this country what it is.  432 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,917              And when I see that,                 I think about the guy  433 00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:35,287  who's got to scrub                  it for minimum wage.               434 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,089  That's why                          we want you, Mays.                 435 00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,691  You care                            about the little people.           436 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,027  So what's it going to be?          437 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:47,066            (  brisk, dramatic,                 patriotic theme plays  )     438 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,602       (  reporters clamoring  )        439 00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,205     (  camera shutters clicking  )     440 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,909       (  upbeat patriotic theme                    continues  )             441 00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,544       It gives me great honor        442 00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,213  to accept the party's nomination  443 00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:05,217            for President              of the United States of America.  444 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,121           (  screeching  ):                            No!                  445 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,689          (  scream echoing  )          446 00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,125              (  mooing  )              447 00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,395             Welcome to your                      campaign headquarters.  448 00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:20,766        These folks are going to do         everything they can to               help you get elected.         449 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,035  These are your people.             450 00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,870             Oh, here,                     let's take a look at this.      451 00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,138                  Hey, Mark,                        is that cued up?       452 00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,639                              MARK:                               Yep.    453 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,074                   Roll it, please.  454 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:31,877                Yeah, yeah. Yeah...  455 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,413    (  noble, majestic music begins                   on TV  )               456 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,581      (  mimicks crowd roaring  )       457 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:39,051                      Oh, this is                          a great spot.  458 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,153                    TV ANNOUNCER:                 If you love America,     459 00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:45,457  vote Mays Gilliam for President.  460 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,826                 Huh?                 461 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,929         But I'm-I'm not in it.       462 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,664     You don't even see my face.      463 00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,766       Well, it's a template. We'll        get you in there eventually.  464 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,669  Mays, there's a couple of people   I want you to meet.                465 00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,671  This is your security director,     Mr. Earl.                          466 00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,740  You're going to be                  in good hands.                     467 00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:02,975      Pleased to meet you, sir.       468 00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,243  If you ever find yourself           in trouble,                        469 00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,477  just yell "security,"              470 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,479  and my people will handle           the situation.                     471 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,780  This is your decoy,                 Mays Junior.                       472 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,749  He enters all of your events        before you.                        473 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,417  If anything's going                 to happen to you,                  474 00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,785  it'll happen to him first.         475 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,321    You know, Tupac could've used               a guy like you.            476 00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:17,956      This is Nicollette White.       477 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,160    She's your Executive Director               of Internal Liaisons.      478 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,427  You can call me Nikki.             479 00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:23,662  It will be a pleasure               to serve you.                      480 00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,597  I am available to you               around the clock.                  481 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:26,798  Just let me know.                  482 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,134             Now, what does she do?  483 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,869           Oh, she sleeps with you.  484 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:34,006     Oh, we get tired of getting          caught up in sex scandals,       485 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,475  so we commissioned our own team              of super whores.           486 00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,177                  You call yourself                   whores?!            487 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,312  Move that fat ass!                  One! Two! Three!                   488 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,014        These girls are good.         489 00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,382  Good morning, Mays.                490 00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:46,051            I took the liberty                of choosing some options     491 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,519              for this evening's                         fundraiser.       492 00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,087  You don't mind,                     do you?                            493 00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,423     No, no, I-I'll wear whatever                you need me to wear.      494 00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,192    Now, what fundraiser is this?     495 00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,359  It's your coming-out party.        496 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,028  Campaigns cost money.              497 00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,363  The people you meet tonight         have plenty of it.                 498 00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,532  Now, Geller and I are going         to advance the party,              499 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,668  and Mr. Earl will bring you         8:00 sharp.                        500 00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,903  Here are your                       off-the-cuff remarks.              501 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,071  Learn them.                        502 00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,173  See you later.                                          Okay.           503 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,508              (  sighs  )               504 00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,412     (  playing classical music  )      505 00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,614  Sir!                                       (  clamoring fades  )          506 00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,349                EARL:                            Remember, sir,                     just nod and move.          507 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,784            Nod and move.             508 00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:20,018                       WOMAN:                               Mr. Gilliam!  509 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,253         (  crowd clamoring  )          510 00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:22,754  So, what do you plan to do          about taxes?                       511 00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,257        Do you plan to support             paternal leave incentives?      512 00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,925  Hey, could you get my demo          to somebody?                       513 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,093                   Anybody, please!                    Please!            514 00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,428                      Don't accept       any unscreened packages, sir.     515 00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:30,896                    It's a security                     measure.          516 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:31,897  Mays, Mays...                      517 00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,465         You have some people                     to talk to.              518 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,400           Tomorrow, work.                Tonight, smile, shake hands,     519 00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,635      and be nice to the wives.       520 00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,437  I'll double-check                   the P.A. system.                   521 00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,305  You'll make a brief statement       at 11:00.                          522 00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,573                MAYS:                           Okay, let's go.                         Let's go.               523 00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:45,143    (  classical music continues  )     524 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,646          (  loud smooching  )          525 00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,115                 Hi. How you doing?  526 00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,851                     All right.                           You all right.  527 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,288  I wish you luck, sir.              528 00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:57,889                          Arrigato.  529 00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,959            (  clamoring  )             530 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,461                  It's a little bit                   like Timberland,    531 00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:03,996              you know, and I got                  a little bit of Missy  532 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,264           moving up through there,  533 00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,665               but what I'm really                  trying to go through  534 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,300            is that Neptune kinda                feel, you know, so I...  535 00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,269  Excuse me, Mays,                    the Teamsters are here.            536 00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,104  What are you doing                  talking to the help?               537 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,338              Gentlemen,                       Mr. Mays Gilliam.           538 00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:14,940                  Guys, I just want                   to say, hey,        539 00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,075                I'm all for labor,                   I'm all for unions,  540 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,310                       but you know                        and I know     541 00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,145               that you guys are                    gonna endorse Lewis.  542 00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,446  It's a business decision.          543 00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,649  We're going to do                   what's best for the union.         544 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,450  By the way, have you decided        on a running mate?                 545 00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,852           We're thinking about it.  546 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,820  Well, we think maybe                you should consider Sanders.       547 00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,656       Well, we're considering                 several options.            548 00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,491  Yeah, well, maybe you should        also consider giving us            549 00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,126  support on that new referendum.                 Excuse me.              550 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:35,460                Well, that depends.                 Can we depend on                     your support...?      551 00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:36,662  What's up                           with this guy?                     552 00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:39,731                   Track four.                     Check out track four.  553 00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:45,804                    So, what do                          you have there?  554 00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,506  Well, we got                        some shrimp puffs                  555 00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:48,807  and some cheese snacks--           556 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,510  you know, just some...              finger foods.                      557 00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:52,678              Thought that was you.  558 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,146                 So, what's up                        with the two jobs?  559 00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:55,414                        Bad credit?  560 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,049  Why do I have to have               bad credit?                        561 00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,185  Why can't I be saving up            for a car or for school?           562 00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,586  Maybe I like to work.              563 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,288  Excuse me.                         564 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,223                    Hey, I'm sorry.                     You know what?    565 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,658             I never got your name.  566 00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,727  Lisa. Lisa Clark.                              Hey, Lisa Clark. Mays.  567 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,696  So why you being so rude,           Lisa Clark?                        568 00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:13,131         I'm not trying to be rude.                 I'm working.          569 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,700            We're not supposed to                mingle with the guests.  570 00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,068            Plus, I don't know you.  571 00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:19,004  You know me.                                Uh, no, I don't know you.  572 00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:20,172  But you know me.                   573 00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:21,506                    You've come to                       the gas station  574 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,841                 a couple of times,  575 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,544               and I see you, but                   I don't know... you.  576 00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:27,079  Well, let's get to know             each other.                        577 00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,647  Come on, let's dance.                                 I have to work.  578 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,981  I know you're working.             579 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,850  Yes, I'm working, too,              so let's keep working.             580 00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:32,884  You want to dance?                 581 00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:34,219  Okay, but don't get me              in trouble.                        582 00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:35,420               Hit it!                583 00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,022                ♪ Oh ♪                584 00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:39,124      (  intro to "Hot In Here"                      playing  )              585 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:45,097           I cannot believe you got            me out here like this.     586 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,265  Yeah, but you like it, right?      587 00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,368                    Yeah, a little.       ♪ A little bit a ah, ah ♪       588 00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:53,739       ♪ With a little bit a ♪        589 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,307            ♪ Flirtatious,                 tryin' to show faces, oh ♪      590 00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:56,775     ♪ Lookin' for the right time            to shoot my steam ♪           591 00:22:56,808 --> 00:22:58,543                Uh-oh, I'm feeling                   it, I'm feeling it.  592 00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,812       ♪ Lookin' for the right time        to flash them Gs, then, um ♪  593 00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,414                    ♪ No deceivin',              nothin' up my sleeve ♪  594 00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:05,250            ♪ No teasin',                    I need you to get up ♪        595 00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:06,885      ♪ Up on the dance floor ♪       596 00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,954          ♪ Give that man                     what he askin' for ♪         597 00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:11,123       Go ahead, girl, work it.                ♪ Cuz I feel like                     bustin' loose ♪            598 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,725              Work it!                        ♪ And I feel like                   touchin' you, uh, uh ♪        599 00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,861       ♪ And can't nobody stop                    the juice ♪              600 00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,896          ♪ So baby tell me                    what's the use ♪            601 00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:20,799       ♪ I said it's gettin' hot                  in here, so hot ♪        602 00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,868  ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪  603 00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,270       ♪ I am gettin' so hot ♪             Oh, my God. You know what?      604 00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:26,405           I'm having too much fun.  605 00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:27,739                      I gotta get                          back to work.  606 00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:29,408        No, come on, stay. No!                    I gotta go.              607 00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,642       Come on, co... come on!        608 00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,411  ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪  609 00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:33,612      ♪ I am gettin' so hot... ♪      610 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:34,880  Come on, brother,                  611 00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,982  I know you know how                 to do this dance.                  612 00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,116                No, sorry, I don't.  613 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,985  Come on, man,                       I know you know how to do          614 00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:40,919  the Electric Slide.                615 00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:42,954                    No, I can't say                     that I do.        616 00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:44,689      ♪ And I be down, and do a        hundred, top down and goggles ♪    617 00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:45,991  Get yo ass in there!               618 00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:47,959        ♪ Get off the freeway,                     exit 106 ♪              619 00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,928      ♪ And parked it Ash tray,          flip gate, time to spark it ♪     620 00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:51,296                   ♪ So take it off            like you're home alone ♪  621 00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:53,131  What the hell is this?!            622 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,033           ♪ You know dance                  in front your mirror ♪                   Where's Mays?             623 00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,035       ♪ Checkin' your reflection         and tellin' your best friend ♪  624 00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:58,470            Over there.                        ♪ "Girl, I think                   my butt gettin' big" ♪        625 00:23:58,503 --> 00:23:59,638  DEBRA:                              Oh, my...                          626 00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:00,939                     MARTIN:                                God!           627 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:02,240  We gotta stop him.                               What...?               628 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,542  DEBRA:                              Excuse us, please.                 629 00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,277       ♪ I am getting so hot ♪        630 00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,379  ♪ I wanna take my clothes off ♪    631 00:24:07,412 --> 00:24:08,780                  What do you think                   you're doing?!      632 00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:10,282  Mays, stop it!                     633 00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,617    Come on, man, I'm just trying          to get the party started.       634 00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,386               (  frustrated groan  )  635 00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:16,521          ♪ Throw your hands                      in the air ♪             636 00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:18,690  ♪ And wave 'em like                 you just don't care ♪              637 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:20,859       ♪ And if I got your vote                 for President ♪            638 00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:22,761        ♪ Let me hear you say,                   "Oh, yeah!" ♪             639 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,696                CROWD:                           ♪ Oh, yeah! ♪             640 00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:28,633  MAYS:                               Shake that ass, Grandma!           641 00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:33,205        Let me see you bounce!              Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!        642 00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:35,707  Yeah, we got a couple               of freaks over there.              643 00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:38,143          ♪ Oh, baby, hot! ♪          644 00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:43,148        Let me see you shake!                Shake! Shake! Shake!          645 00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:44,516              Crip walk!              646 00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:46,852       ♪ Day-o, day-o, day-o ♪        647 00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,553  The roof!                          648 00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:49,821              The roof!               649 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:52,390         The roof is on fire!         650 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:55,327          (  all screaming  )           651 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,895         The roof is on fire!         652 00:24:56,928 --> 00:24:59,364          No-no! No, no, no!                  (  crowd screaming  )          653 00:24:59,397 --> 00:25:01,500        No, no, it's a saying.        654 00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:04,703         It's just a saying.                       Come back.              655 00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:07,305            (  screaming  )             656 00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,441  You turned the party out.          657 00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:11,543  I've never seen                     anything like that.                658 00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:12,777                       Great party.  659 00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:14,212                      Too bad about                       the fire.       660 00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:15,714  (  laughs quietly  )                 661 00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:17,282  So, where you off to now?          662 00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:18,550             Uh, I'm not even sure.  663 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,685              I mean, we start                     campaigning tomorrow.  664 00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:23,255              We're going to be                    all over the country.  665 00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:24,589              You need a ride home?  666 00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:26,258  Oh, no.                             I still have to clean up.          667 00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,360  I don't know how long               that's going to take me.           668 00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:29,661                Well, I could wait.  669 00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,663                      Are you sure?                   I mean, you know,  670 00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,265                 I could send a car                  to pick you up.      671 00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,267  No, thanks,                         but I-I got to go.                 672 00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,269  It was good                         seeing you again.                  673 00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,104          You, too, buddy, ol' pal.  674 00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:41,506  (  laughing  )                       675 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,774       Can I get a good night kiss?  676 00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:43,842           No!                        677 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,110  MAN:                                Lisa!                                                    "No!"          678 00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:46,244  I'm coming!                        679 00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:47,579                      She's coming!  680 00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:49,214  Hurry up! Hurry!                    Look, I got to go.                 681 00:25:49,247 --> 00:25:52,384  Good luck, and... call me,          if you get a chance.               682 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:53,552  Okay?                              683 00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,353      Didn't you see me talking?      684 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,655                            MARTIN:                             Mays!     685 00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:58,456         What kind of display                      was that?               686 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:01,159  Well, I was just trying             to get the party started.          687 00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:03,161                 If the party needs                  to get started,      688 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:04,362                    I'll handle it.  689 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,931                      Just do what                         we say, Mays.  690 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:08,266              I don't think                        everybody appreciated  691 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,768                       what you did                        in there!      692 00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:11,570  We really had                       a great time!                      693 00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:13,505            It was off the hizzle                         for shizzle.     694 00:26:13,538 --> 00:26:14,773                            Look...  695 00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:16,107  Well, they liked it.               696 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:17,542              No, I-I don't care                   what they liked. I...  697 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,777  But they liked it.                 698 00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:21,212              Oh, Mays, darling!                          Mmm, mmm...      699 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,348             (  passionate moaning  )  700 00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:24,583                      Darling, are                         you done yet?  701 00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:27,519        No? If not, it's okay.                   I can wait.               702 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:28,920                   But if we hurry,  703 00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:31,089              we'll be able to get                 a table at Jezebel's.  704 00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:32,824          Oh. Good evening.           705 00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:34,392        We're getting married.        706 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,294  Oh, I'm exhausted.                 707 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:37,495                      (  chuckling  )  708 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,264                    You know what                        I can't decide?  709 00:26:39,297 --> 00:26:41,633             I can't decide whether     we should have a DJ or a band.    710 00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:43,501                DJ, band, DJ, band,                 DJ, band...           711 00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:45,270  Security!                                                 (  screams  )  712 00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:47,272            (  car door slams,                    tires screeching  )        713 00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:52,911              (  intro to                 "R.O.C.K. in the USA" playing  )  714 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:56,848        (  chickens clucking  )         715 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:04,789                MAYS:                       Thank you for inviting me         to the land of milk and honey.    716 00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,324           It's you people,           717 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,593             the dairy people,                 people that make eggs,      718 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,428              milk, cheese            719 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,665            butter, bacon,                that make the country great.     720 00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:18,003      Milk makes the body good,          and you make the country good.    721 00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:24,342      Thank you for inviting me              to Memphis, Tennessee.        722 00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:27,178          It's people like you,                 the church people,         723 00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:29,814         who are the backbone                    and the spirit            724 00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:31,783     of this great land of ours.      725 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,084             (  applause  )             726 00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:36,655           I love the Lord,                  and I love the King--         727 00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:37,856            Elvis Presley.            728 00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:40,859          (  cattle mooing  )           729 00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:43,495         I want to thank you                    for inviting me            730 00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:44,963       to the Lone Star State.        731 00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:47,298      (  cheering and whistling  )      732 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,533         Home of the Cowboys!         733 00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:49,834             (  cheering  )             734 00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:50,835        How 'bout the Cowboys?        735 00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,303          (  loud cheering  )           736 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,705        It's people like you,         737 00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:57,542            the ranchers, who are        the backbone of this country.     738 00:27:57,575 --> 00:27:58,977             (  cheering  )             739 00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:03,415           And before I go,               I got one more thing to say:     740 00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:06,951         ♪ The stars at night                 are big and bright ♪         741 00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:08,353        (  rhythmic clapping  )         742 00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:10,555                            CROWD:     ♪ Deep in the heart of Texas. ♪    743 00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:13,992             (  cheering  )             744 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,894              MARTIN:                       Hey, well, it's not bad.       745 00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:18,063                MAYS:                      Martin, am I going to get           another speech anytime soon?     746 00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:20,065  DEBRA:                              Why, Mays, what's the matter        with this speech?                  747 00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:21,800     I don't know. It just seems         like maybe I should be talking    748 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,301                   about something              a little more relevant.    749 00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:24,335  DEBRA:                              Relevant?                          750 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,237                    Yeah. I mean,                 people are cheering,     751 00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:28,006    but they would cheer if I read         the recipe for cornbread.       752 00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,207            I mean, it's not like                        it's working.     753 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,809            I'm only one point up                       in the polls.      754 00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:32,210  Oh, don't worry                     about the polls, Mays.             755 00:28:32,243 --> 00:28:33,978  They're just a sampling.            Polls change.                      756 00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:36,047               Don't get ahead                      of yourself, Mays.     757 00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:37,248            We're here to help you.  758 00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:39,017         Besides, the people                    really like you.           759 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,819  Cheer up. We're going to be         in Chicago in a few days.          760 00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:42,353  You got a brother                   in Chicago, don't you?             761 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,422  That's when the people find out               what you're all about.    762 00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:47,058     Yeah, but I don't even know                  what I'm all about.      763 00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:49,427         (  bluegrass playing  ):             ♪ He's a hero, he's a hero ♪  764 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:50,895         ♪ Of the corn folk ♪         765 00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:53,698                    ♪ Strutting to               the Promised Land... ♪    766 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,400                    TV ANCHORMAN:                 In the latest polls,     767 00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:57,936          Mays Gilliam is up             just one point to ten percent,    768 00:28:57,969 --> 00:29:01,906  while Vice President Brian Lewis     still holds a commanding 84%.     769 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,342      Six percent are undecided,             saying they don't know        770 00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:07,178           who they're voting for--   they just know it's not Gilliam.  771 00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:09,681    Mays, when you get out there,                 listen to the crowd.     772 00:29:09,714 --> 00:29:10,915            Talk to them.             773 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:12,150      I mean, make it look like       774 00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:13,918            you believe                      in what you're saying.        775 00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:15,320  Okay.                              776 00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:17,589      I know we haven't exactly             always seen eye to eye,        777 00:29:17,622 --> 00:29:18,957           but this, Mays,                     is very important.          778 00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:20,458     I can't stress that enough.      779 00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:21,960          Alderman Gilliam?           780 00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:24,529                   There's a Mitch                      Gilliam outside.  781 00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:26,397                      He says he's                         your brother.  782 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,099  Mitch?                              Send him in.                       783 00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,935                DEBRA:                 Tonight, America is going to get  784 00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:32,871        its first impressions                   of Mays Gilliam.           785 00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,806  You know what they say              about first impressions.           786 00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:37,075                         (  grunts  )  787 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:38,109  Oh! Oh...                          788 00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:39,444                  Look at my little                   brother, man!       789 00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:40,979            Man, I thought you said  790 00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:42,280          you were going to call me           when you got into town!     791 00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:43,748                MAYS:                    I was trying to call you, man,    792 00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,216      but I've been doing press                    all day.                793 00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:48,086            My little brother                  running for President.      794 00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,921  Let me introduce you                to Martin Geller,                  795 00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:51,156  Debra Lassiter.                    796 00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:52,757                   What's happening                    with you, baby?    797 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,793          Thank you for what you're           doing for my brother.       798 00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:56,261                     Appreciate it.  799 00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,762     And how about you, thriller?     800 00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,097                   What's going on?        Nice to meet you.              801 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,598          And what do you do                     for a living?             802 00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,267               Well, um...                          I'm a bail bondsman.  803 00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,269                 I got an office                      on the South Side.  804 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,970            (  chuckling  ):                       Bail bondsman.            805 00:30:06,004 --> 00:30:08,606                Yes, sir. Yes, sir.  806 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,775        Wow. A bail bondsman.         807 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,177  Well, that...                      808 00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:13,444              that's...               809 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:14,712           How's business?            810 00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:15,880                   I'll tell you                        how business is.  811 00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:17,649                 Business is great.  812 00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:19,551               Thank God for crime.  813 00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:22,053  (  laughing  )                       814 00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:23,354  Thank God for crime.               815 00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:25,723  Could y... could y'all              give us a minute?                  816 00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:27,258                Five.                 817 00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:29,894                            Yeah...  818 00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,396                   Nice. Real nice.  819 00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:32,497                  Look at you, man!  820 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:34,065               I see you all on the                shows, politicking.    821 00:30:34,098 --> 00:30:35,333                 Come on over here.  822 00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:37,502                  Like the way your                   campaign going?     823 00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:39,504  MITCH:                              Look at this.                      824 00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:41,739      Let me ask you something,                 little brother.            825 00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,341    When they gonna let you speak?    826 00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:44,609  I've been talking all day, man.    827 00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:46,277      I was talking to the press                 this morning.             828 00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:47,846          You been talking,                       but I'm saying           829 00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:49,681       when they gonna let you                  speak your mind?           830 00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:51,015           This ain't you.                You going to say this shit?      831 00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:52,383                This shit is booty.  832 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:55,019  You go out there                    and say this if you want to,       833 00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:57,222            watch sandman                come sweep your butt offstage.    834 00:30:57,255 --> 00:30:58,456  Look at this.                       You got a poster:                  835 00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:00,225  "Mays"-- who they talking about?                Willie?                836 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:02,760  (  chuckling  ):                      Let me tell you                     something, Mays.                   837 00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,028  These are everyday common folk,    838 00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:05,597      working people out there.       839 00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,366         These are laborers,             construction workers, nurses.     840 00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:10,935  You play the game                   when you working for them.         841 00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:12,203        This is your campaign.        842 00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:13,771  You're supposed to be in charge.  843 00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,907            (  door opens  )            844 00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:18,243                   It's time, Mays.  845 00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:20,445             I got to go.             846 00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:24,048  I love you, man,                   847 00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:26,384  and I'm with you                    no matter what.                    848 00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:27,685  Okay?                              849 00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:28,920  Go get 'em.                        850 00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:30,388                  I'll see you out                     there, all right?  851 00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:31,589  All right.                         852 00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:34,092                Hey, Mays... speak.  853 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:36,628          (  crowd cheering  )          854 00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:41,599            MAN (  over P.A.  ):                Chicago, please welcome                your next President,       855 00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:44,469        Alderman Mays Gilliam!        856 00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:05,256  What the hell is he doing?         857 00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:13,798     You know, they had a speech               written for me...           858 00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:15,733     about what the people need,      859 00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,802     but you guys are the people.     860 00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:19,070          (  crowd agreeing  )          861 00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,439       You know what you need.        862 00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:23,341           Better schools.             MAN: Yes, sir!                     863 00:32:23,374 --> 00:32:24,642             Better jobs.             864 00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:25,910                       WOMAN:                               Oh, yeah.      865 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,111             Less crime.               MAN: Right on!                     866 00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:28,613                           WOMAN:                               Tell it!  867 00:32:28,646 --> 00:32:33,017     How many of you, right now,                 work two jobs             868 00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:37,188      just to have enough money                   to be broke?             869 00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:38,523  MAYS:                               That ain't right.                  870 00:32:38,556 --> 00:32:39,958                 MAN:                             Sounds like                       my brother-in-law!          871 00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:41,893        If you work two jobs,         872 00:32:41,926 --> 00:32:43,728     and at the end of the week,      873 00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:46,497      you got just enough money           to get your broke butt home,     874 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:49,834         let me hear you say,                 "That ain't right!"          875 00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:52,203               CROWD:                          That ain't right!           876 00:32:52,236 --> 00:32:54,172  MAYS:                               How many of you                    877 00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:57,041            have children                    that they call stupid?        878 00:32:57,075 --> 00:32:58,242  Don't be ashamed!                  879 00:32:58,276 --> 00:32:59,844  It ain't your fault.               880 00:32:59,877 --> 00:33:02,647  I asked my niece the other day,          "What's four plus four?"       881 00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,015           She said, "44."            882 00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:05,750  But that ain't                      her fault!                         883 00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:07,352       That's the school's fault.     884 00:33:07,385 --> 00:33:11,889     Now, if your child's school               has old-ass books           885 00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:13,524    and brand-new metal detectors,    886 00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:15,660         let me hear you say,                 "That ain't right!"          887 00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:17,562               CROWD:                          That ain't right!                    That ain't right!           888 00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,797  MAYS:                               It ain't right! And now we got     889 00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:24,335            these corporations                stealing all the money.      890 00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:27,038  They ain't stealing their money.            They stealing our money!  891 00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:28,239             The pension.             892 00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:30,308  You work                            for 35 years.                      893 00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,011      You thought you was gonna             leave your kids a will,        894 00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:34,545  now you gonna leave 'em a won't!  895 00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:37,315  You show up                         to get your pension,               896 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:38,750         they give you a pen!         897 00:33:38,783 --> 00:33:40,318         Give you a damn pen!         898 00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,887          Now what the hell            am I supposed to do with a pen?    899 00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,557        I should just stab you             in the neck with this pen,               Mr. Pension Taker.          900 00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:48,693                  Get your hand                        out of my pocket!  901 00:33:48,726 --> 00:33:52,397      Taking everybody's pension           and nobody going to jail.       902 00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,866      That's some bullshit, man.             That's some bullshit.         903 00:33:54,899 --> 00:33:58,569         Meanwhile you or I,           we steal a Big Mac with cheese,    904 00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:00,805         next thing you know                  we're on death row.          905 00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:05,810                   (  all shouting  )  906 00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:10,915    How many of you work in a city         you can't afford to live in?    907 00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:12,517          That ain't right!           908 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:13,718             (  shouting  )             909 00:34:13,751 --> 00:34:15,253  How many of you                    910 00:34:15,286 --> 00:34:16,921        work in a mall that               you can't afford to shop in?     911 00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:18,222          That ain't right!           912 00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:20,792  How many of you clean up a hotel  913 00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:24,195    you ain't never gonna be able                 to stay in?              914 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:25,696          That ain't right!           915 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:28,099               CROWD:                          That ain't right!                    That ain't right!           916 00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:29,700            (  clamoring  )             917 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,903            And we got nurses                  that work in hospitals      918 00:34:31,936 --> 00:34:34,072     that they can't even afford                to get sick in.            919 00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:35,740               CROWD:                          That ain't right!           920 00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:36,941           It ain't right!            921 00:34:36,974 --> 00:34:40,111           It ain't right!                      It ain't right!            922 00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:42,146           It isn't right!            923 00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:46,951         That shit is wrong.          924 00:34:46,984 --> 00:34:48,386             (  cheering  )             925 00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,421               MAYS:                            It's dead wrong!           926 00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:55,993          I'm Mays Gilliam,           927 00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:59,697    and I'm running for President      of the United States of America.  928 00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:02,633           CROWD (  chanting  ):                    That ain't right!        929 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:08,439            (  chanting  ):                      That ain't right!                    That ain't right!           930 00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:09,807               MARTIN:                           No questions.             931 00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:11,242                Sorry.                932 00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,578             Where's Mitch?                    Mays! Mays! Mays!           933 00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,080           You go to work.            934 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,381        Handle your business.         935 00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:19,050           If you need me,                     you call me, hear?          936 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,418         I'm gonna call you.          937 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,886                            MITCH:                      Get that camera                      out of my face.    938 00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:23,287                    Are you insane?  939 00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:24,589           You can't just go out                in front of 5,000 people  940 00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,958                     and just talk!                And you said "shit."  941 00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:28,860            Presidential candidates                  do not say "shit."  942 00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:30,528  You show me a grown man             that's never said "shit"           943 00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:32,697  and I'll show you somebody          that's full of shit.               944 00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:33,931  Debra, hold on.                    945 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,433  What you just did,                 946 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,201  (  sighs  )... that was great.       947 00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:38,436  Maybe you're right--                maybe we could tailor              948 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:39,804  the speeches                        more to you.                       949 00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:41,105                       My speeches?  950 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,340  Come on, did you hear them?!       951 00:35:42,373 --> 00:35:44,342         Guys, if this thing                     is gonna work,            952 00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:45,543           then it's got to fit me.  953 00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,011            It's got to be                     my campaign, okay?          954 00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:48,312                     This is not                          your campaign.  955 00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:49,780                   You will do what                    I tell you to,     956 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,682          or you'll be back in D.C.           on your damn bicycle.       957 00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:54,185  Hey, I'm the one that's running            for President here.          958 00:35:54,218 --> 00:35:56,320            Now, if we're gonna run                     this campaign,    959 00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:57,822        it's gotta go my way.          Mays...                            960 00:35:57,855 --> 00:35:59,524            We're gonna do it                    the way I want it done.  961 00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:00,691  Now hold on.                       962 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,426  I-I don't know if that's            such a good idea.                  963 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:05,329       Hey, if you don't know,              you better ask somebody.       964 00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:06,831  (  intro to "Who We Be" playing  )  965 00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:09,634      ♪ What they don't know is,            the bull, the drama ♪          966 00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,470  ♪ The ..., the armor, the city,          the farmer, the babies ♪       967 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,205         ♪ The mama, what? ♪          968 00:36:14,238 --> 00:36:16,541      ♪ The projects, the drugs,           the children, the thugs ♪       969 00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:19,177          ♪ The tears, the hugs,              the love, the slugs... ♪     970 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,545            NEWS ANCHORWOMAN:                   After a slow start,        971 00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:22,480        Mays Gilliam has made                some dramatic changes         972 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,115    in his presidential campaign.     973 00:36:24,148 --> 00:36:27,218         ♪ They don't know ♪                ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da ♪        974 00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:30,121            ♪ Who we be ♪                   ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da ♪        975 00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:32,757         ♪ They don't know ♪                ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da ♪        976 00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:34,058                   ♪ Who we be... ♪  977 00:36:34,091 --> 00:36:35,860               MAYS:                          Hi. I'm Mays Gilliam,        978 00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:39,230          candidate for President               of the United States.      979 00:36:39,263 --> 00:36:41,732     This is my new headquarters.     980 00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:44,235            The individuals                    you see before you          981 00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:46,204    will help me guide my campaign.  982 00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:47,939         These are my people.         983 00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:50,274         ♪ They don't know ♪               ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da... ♪      984 00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:54,579            AD ANNOUNCER:                    Mays Gilliam is turning           the establishment on its ear     985 00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:56,581      with his new controversial                  campaign ads.            986 00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:59,217            ♪ Who we be ♪                   ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da ♪        987 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:01,519         ♪ They don't know ♪               ♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da... ♪      988 00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:06,424           AD ANNOUNCER 2:                  If you love America, vote           Mays Gilliam for President.     989 00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:09,093           Paid for by Citizens                   for Mays Gilliam.        990 00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:12,196    (  slow, funky music playing  )     991 00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:25,042                     ANNOUNCER:            The part of Mays Gilliam's                   Security Director       992 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:29,714          will now be played             by Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad.    993 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,350  Child care is one                   of the most important issues       994 00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:33,918  facing this country today.         995 00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:36,921    The working mother has to take           her child to a nanny.         996 00:37:36,954 --> 00:37:39,824  The nanny has to take her child             to a baby-sitter.           997 00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:42,793     The baby-sitter has to take             her child to day care.        998 00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:45,496      Now on the count of three,                I want everybody           999 00:37:45,529 --> 00:37:47,632             to take care                   of their own damn kids!        1000 00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:50,334           Whose baby is this?                   Whose baby is it?         1001 00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:51,902            It ain't mine.            1002 00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:55,406         Gay people want what             every other American wants:      1003 00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,974      A good house, a good job!       1004 00:37:57,008 --> 00:38:00,478           I believe in gay rights       because when I see gay people,    1005 00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:02,079      all I'm seeing are people,      1006 00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,448            normal people                  like every other American.      1007 00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:08,953           (  all cheering  )                 (  disco music playing  )        1008 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:13,424         Thank you, thank you                   for inviting me            1009 00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:15,059        to the Player's Ball!         1010 00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:18,496             (  cheering  )             1011 00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:20,331         Now, America needs                   to change its ways.          1012 00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:22,566              I promise,                     if I'm your President,        1013 00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,468    I will take care of everybody:    1014 00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:29,340  big business and small business,     show business and ho business.    1015 00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:32,543                   (  all cheering  )  1016 00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:39,283          (  phone ringing  )           1017 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,354           (  phone beeps  )                       Hello, Debra.             1018 00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:46,891          Bill, I am in Detroit                   at a Player's Ball       1019 00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:48,392        with pimps and whores.        1020 00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:50,227         Excuse me-- "hoes"!          1021 00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,829    But, listen, I can't do this.     1022 00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:53,230    You got to get me out of here.    1023 00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:54,465         I can't control him!         1024 00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,866        He won't listen to me!        1025 00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,835  No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,                 no, Debra.              1026 00:38:57,868 --> 00:39:00,037     No, no, no, I-I need you out      there, and this is going great.    1027 00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:01,372                But...                1028 00:39:01,405 --> 00:39:03,341           Now, look, look,                 this is what we wanted.        1029 00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:05,409          I love this guy.                    "That ain't right!"          1030 00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:07,845           He really thinks                he can make a difference.       1031 00:39:07,878 --> 00:39:08,913                           Bill...?  1032 00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:10,481          Yeah, look, Debra,                     stop worrying.            1033 00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:12,149    This will work out fine. Bye.     1034 00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,919  Don't I know you?                  1035 00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:17,154                       (  yelling  ):                        No!            1036 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,989        (  R&B intro playing  )         1037 00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:28,799           ♪ He feels good,                things are going his way ♪      1038 00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:33,304              ♪ He just might be           the President someday... ♪      1039 00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:35,573          (  crowd cheering  )          1040 00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:38,743       (  marching band playing                     R&B melody)             1041 00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:43,180  What do you think                   about the band?                    1042 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,382                   DEBRA:                               I love the band.  1043 00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:48,953     (  drums beating R&B rhythm  )     1044 00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,062           (  horns playing melody  )  1045 00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:09,907                     Mays, darling?  1046 00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:12,209                I've been thinking.             I want a small wedding,  1047 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,811             but I think I want                   150, maybe 200 people.  1048 00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:14,979                   And I know                           I've always said  1049 00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:16,480                 I wanted a wedding                  in a church,         1050 00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:17,648                 but lately,                          I've been thinking  1051 00:40:17,681 --> 00:40:18,883                 about the                            Botanical Gardens.  1052 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,651                     We could do it                      by the tulips.  1053 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:22,286                   Oh, it'll be                         beautiful, Mays.  1054 00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:24,755  Security!                                             (  Kim screams  )  1055 00:40:24,789 --> 00:40:26,323          (  car door slams,                     tires screech  )            1056 00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,793      (  R&B drumming continues  )      1057 00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:39,703    Who the hell is Mays Gilliam?     1058 00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:41,939                  He's running                         against you, sir.  1059 00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:44,875    What happened to, uh, Gaines?     1060 00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:46,310      He died in a plane crash.       1061 00:40:46,343 --> 00:40:47,511                   Get out of here!  1062 00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:48,946           Gaines is dead?            1063 00:40:48,979 --> 00:40:51,015         Don't you remember?                  It was on the news.          1064 00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:52,950             Not my news.             1065 00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:56,620            This fella Gilliam                is an alderman from D.C.     1066 00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:59,356     He took Gaines' place, sir.      1067 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:00,991    I'm running against this guy?     1068 00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:02,259              Yes, sir.               1069 00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,461                    (  chuckling  ):                              Well...    1070 00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:04,628  This is some bullshit.             1071 00:41:04,662 --> 00:41:06,597  This is my time.                   1072 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:09,366           I've been Vice President                    for eight years.  1073 00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,703          I am a war hero,             and I am Sharon Stone's cousin!    1074 00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:15,039  And I'll be damned                  if I'm going to let                1075 00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:17,208  my election be ruined               by this asshole!                   1076 00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:19,844        I want this guy done.         1077 00:41:19,877 --> 00:41:21,812             You hear me?                         Finish him!              1078 00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:25,716      He will be destroyed, sir,                  as you wish.             1079 00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:28,486              ANNOUNCER:                     This is the White House               without Mays Gilliam.        1080 00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:30,154          Peaceful, isn't it?         1081 00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:32,556     Now, this is the White House            if Gilliam is elected.        1082 00:41:37,461 --> 00:41:40,998    (  ominous music plays on TV  )     1083 00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:44,368            Let's keep Mays Gilliam             out of the White House.  1084 00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:45,703    Vote Brian Lewis for President.  1085 00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:47,738        It's your last chance.        1086 00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:50,541  How do you want                     to handle this?                    1087 00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:53,010          Well, I don't want                   to go negative.             1088 00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,245  Mays!                              1089 00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:56,180            Hold on, nobody wants                        to hear that.     1090 00:41:56,213 --> 00:41:58,749    I want people to vote for me,              not against Lewis.          1091 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:01,252            Well, people don't know             what they want to hear.  1092 00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:02,686  Mays, we have                       to respond.                        1093 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,989     I think we go with something             measured, accurate.          1094 00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:06,323    Let's call him on his record!     1095 00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,759      You can't challenge Lewis                  on his record             1096 00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:10,761     when Mays doesn't have one.              How about a massage?         1097 00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:15,366            STADIUM ANNOUNCER:                 Ladies and gentlemen,       1098 00:42:15,399 --> 00:42:18,869     please welcome presidential            candidate Mays Gilliam!        1099 00:42:18,903 --> 00:42:21,739          (  crowd cheering  )          1100 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:27,545                Yeah!                 1101 00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:28,779          (  crowd cheering  )          1102 00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:29,713  ANNOUNCER:                          Mays Gilliam, everybody!           1103 00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:31,181        Thank you! Thank you!         1104 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:33,717             RADIO HOST:                 This is conservative talk 520.    1105 00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:35,119    You're listening to Big Dave.     1106 00:42:35,152 --> 00:42:37,755                    Negative ads.        Lewis is up, Gilliam is down.     1107 00:42:37,788 --> 00:42:40,057         I think it's great!                 You know, bottom line,        1108 00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:41,992            I don't think              I'd want Gilliam and his homeys    1109 00:42:42,026 --> 00:42:43,827      to be in the White House.       1110 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:46,230          (  crowd cheering  )                 Thank you! Thank you!         1111 00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:48,599              BIG DAVE:                   People are saying these ads              are dirty politics.          1112 00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:50,267     I say give me a small break!     1113 00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:52,069  I mean, we're not talking about         running a... a rib shack,       1114 00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:53,571         we're talking about                  running a country!           1115 00:42:53,604 --> 00:42:55,506     He's running for President,      1116 00:42:55,539 --> 00:42:57,274        and every vote counts.        1117 00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:58,642        Ladies and gentlemen,         1118 00:42:58,676 --> 00:43:00,010  Mays Gilliam!                      1119 00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:01,612           CROWD (  chanting  ):                   Mays! Mays! Mays!         1120 00:43:01,645 --> 00:43:03,080              BIG DAVE:                          And, you know,                  if these ads are so bad,       1121 00:43:03,113 --> 00:43:04,715            why hasn't Gilliam                said anything? Caller...     1122 00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,850                WOMAN (  on radio  ):                 Howard Stern rocks!  1123 00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:08,586           You're on with Big Dave.  1124 00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:10,788  MAN (  on radio  ):                   The reason Gilliam                  hasn't responded,                  1125 00:43:10,821 --> 00:43:13,424  is because he has                   too much integrity.                1126 00:43:13,457 --> 00:43:16,927                   (  crowd booing  )     (  Mays grunting and yelping  )     1127 00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:23,267  Hey, Mays,                          we just got endorsements           1128 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:27,004  from Raekwon the Chef               and Ghost Face Killa.              1129 00:43:27,037 --> 00:43:28,172  Is this good?                      1130 00:43:28,205 --> 00:43:29,673             It's great.              1131 00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:33,811  Where are we                        on this running mate thing?        1132 00:43:33,844 --> 00:43:35,012            I've been making calls.  1133 00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:36,814                    Nobody wants to                     run with you.     1134 00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:37,915  Well, who'd you call?              1135 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:41,151                DEBRA:                             Everybody.              1136 00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:42,453  Did you call Hammer?               1137 00:43:42,486 --> 00:43:46,290                      No, I did not                       call Hammer.    1138 00:43:47,558 --> 00:43:49,193  Well, then you didn't call          everybody.                         1139 00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:52,229                WOMAN:                            Mr. Gilliam,                  can I have your autograph?      1140 00:43:52,262 --> 00:43:54,698         I'll be right back.          1141 00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:56,967  Should we call Hammer?             1142 00:43:57,001 --> 00:43:58,002                 No!                  1143 00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,503          (  women giggling  )          1144 00:43:59,536 --> 00:44:01,705                      Say "cheese."  1145 00:44:01,739 --> 00:44:05,442            TV ANNOUNCER:                 Mays Gilliam did not attend             this year's annual rally      1146 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,411           against cancer.            1147 00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:10,981      Is Mays Gilliam for cancer                   or against cancer?      1148 00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:14,118  Mays Gilliam-- he's for cancer.    1149 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:17,287  Vote Brian Lewis for President.    1150 00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:18,889        It's your last chance.        1151 00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:22,826          (  crowd shouting  )                   [ Cancer lover! ]           1152 00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:25,229            No, no, he does not get             away with this crap!      1153 00:44:25,262 --> 00:44:26,997          Okay, this is what                    we're gonna do.            1154 00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:28,365      You ever watch Bugs Bunny?      1155 00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:29,833  Bugs Bunny?                        1156 00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:31,235          Him and Elmer Fudd               would fight all the time,       1157 00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:32,803       and Bugs would shoot him                   in the face,             1158 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:34,338     and Bugs would drop a anvil                  on his head.             1159 00:44:34,371 --> 00:44:35,973     But you know what made Elmer                 really mad?              1160 00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:37,574     When Bugs Bunny kissed him.      1161 00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:39,576     And that's what we gotta do,          we got to kiss this bitch.      1162 00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:41,679    How do you propose we do that?          MAYS: Well, watch this.        1163 00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:42,880         Hi, I'm a Klansman.          1164 00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:44,748           I hate niggers,                       Jews and fags.            1165 00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:46,050       But I love Brian Lewis.        1166 00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:47,418        (  speaking in Arabic  )        1167 00:44:47,451 --> 00:44:48,752         MAN (  translating  ):                   Yo, yo, wassup?            1168 00:44:48,786 --> 00:44:50,054         I'm Osama Bin Laden.         1169 00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,723                   I hate America,              but I love Brian Lewis.    1170 00:44:52,756 --> 00:44:55,059              ANNOUNCER:                  Paid for by Osama bin Laden.     1171 00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:57,594           TV ANCHORWOMAN:                Sharon Stone is a defector.      1172 00:44:57,628 --> 00:44:59,563      That's what Lewis campaign                 insiders are saying       1173 00:44:59,596 --> 00:45:01,465       about the Hollywood star           and cousin of Vice President     1174 00:45:01,498 --> 00:45:05,135      Brian Lewis, after Stone's              surprise endorsement         1175 00:45:05,169 --> 00:45:06,470                   of Mays Gilliam.  1176 00:45:06,503 --> 00:45:07,971     I don't believe it! I don't...  1177 00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:10,207             (  knocking  )                            Yeah?                 1178 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,976              REPORTER:                    ...pundits are calling him            a legitimate contender.        1179 00:45:13,010 --> 00:45:14,044               I know!                1180 00:45:14,078 --> 00:45:16,180  I know.                             Did you hear...?                   1181 00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,515      (  ominious music playing  )      1182 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:19,683           What are you doing here?  1183 00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,151                    Gilliam is                           over 30 points.  1184 00:45:21,185 --> 00:45:23,220                  So that means,                       even if he loses,  1185 00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:25,122              he's the front-runner               in 2008.                1186 00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:27,091                  Now, in case                         you've forgotten,  1187 00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:29,593                I intend to run for                 President in 2008,    1188 00:45:29,626 --> 00:45:31,862               and I am not                         running against him.  1189 00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:33,230                   So this is over.  1190 00:45:33,263 --> 00:45:34,965  Now either you put a stop to it                 or I will.              1191 00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:37,234  I came onboard                      to run a campaign                  1192 00:45:37,267 --> 00:45:39,303  for a man                           we didn't expect to win,           1193 00:45:39,336 --> 00:45:41,371  not to sabotage him                 so he'd lose.                      1194 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,874      Oh, come on, Debra, you're           in this as thick as I am.       1195 00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:45,042  Of course he's supposed to lose!  1196 00:45:45,075 --> 00:45:46,443          That's why we picked him.  1197 00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:49,279         Now, are you with me...                or are you with him?       1198 00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:51,215  I thought you wanted                what was best for the party.       1199 00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:52,916     I'm what's best for the party!  1200 00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:54,418  Oh. What's the matter, Bill?       1201 00:45:54,451 --> 00:45:59,456  Democracy doesn't work for you      when you're not winning?           1202 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:01,792  I'm with him.                      1203 00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:10,634            I'm with him?             1204 00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:14,304     (  "Disco Inferno" playing  )      1205 00:46:19,143 --> 00:46:20,644                      Who are these                       people again?  1206 00:46:20,677 --> 00:46:22,980      The Urban Business Board.                       Okay, we're ready.  1207 00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:24,581  Hey, what are your plans            for Social Security?               1208 00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:25,816        Give it to old people.        1209 00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:26,884  What are your plans                 on global warming?                 1210 00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:27,985           Global ice tea.            1211 00:46:28,018 --> 00:46:29,586                       You the man!            You the woman!             1212 00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,656        ♪ Burn, baby, burn! ♪                  (  crowd cheering  )          1213 00:46:32,689 --> 00:46:33,991  Mays, I want                        to introduce you                   1214 00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:35,425  to Chester Norris Allen.           1215 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,693                 Hey.                 1216 00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:38,128  He owns a bottling plant            in D.C.,                           1217 00:46:38,162 --> 00:46:40,164  and I spoke to him                  about our problem.                 1218 00:46:40,197 --> 00:46:41,999  We've got a nice check for you.     Sorry, but we can't                1219 00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:43,100                   take your money,                    'cause you guys    1220 00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:44,101                   sell malt liquor                    to kids.           1221 00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,702         I do no such thing.          1222 00:46:45,736 --> 00:46:46,804          Aw, come on, man.           1223 00:46:46,837 --> 00:46:47,805                   It's orange beer  1224 00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:48,839          with a nipple top.          1225 00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:50,007         Now who's that for?          1226 00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,842                    It's "Crib Malt                     Liquor," man!     1227 00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:53,343          He's unbelievable!          1228 00:46:53,377 --> 00:46:55,445  Damn it, Mays.                      We need that money.                1229 00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:58,048  Why do you make everything          so difficult?                      1230 00:46:58,081 --> 00:46:59,817           It's "Crib Malt Liquor."  1231 00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:00,984         "Crib Malt Liquor"?          1232 00:47:01,018 --> 00:47:02,719    "Just like Mama used to make"?    1233 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,454           Whose mama? Not my mama!  1234 00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:07,024                   TV ANCHORWOMAN:       The situation is getting tense    1235 00:47:07,057 --> 00:47:09,293  with the threat of the bus line              being shut down.           1236 00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:12,296      Now, protestors took their         concerns to transit officials,    1237 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:15,499      but talks broke down when          the newly-appointed alderman,     1238 00:47:15,532 --> 00:47:16,934          Reginald Shannon,           1239 00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:18,869       was punched in the face              by an angry protester.         1240 00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:20,938         Oil talks resumed...         1241 00:47:20,971 --> 00:47:22,706          Good evening, sir.          1242 00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:24,441       Yeah, what's up, Nikki?        1243 00:47:24,474 --> 00:47:26,543           Well, I noticed                 you weren't at the party,       1244 00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:28,212           so I thought...            1245 00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:31,849             if there is anything         you would like for me to do,     1246 00:47:31,882 --> 00:47:33,550         I would be happy to.         1247 00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:36,286      Could I ask you something?      1248 00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,890                 Yes.                 1249 00:47:39,923 --> 00:47:43,560                 You know, you seem                  like a nice girl.    1250 00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:46,196                 How'd you get into                  this line of work?  1251 00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:49,433                 Oh.                  1252 00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,869             Well... I...             1253 00:47:51,902 --> 00:47:54,071        went to the University                    of Nebraska              1254 00:47:54,104 --> 00:47:56,773                   where I majored       in theater and communications.    1255 00:47:56,807 --> 00:47:58,275        I did some extra work         1256 00:47:58,308 --> 00:48:00,577          in a couple things              that went straight to video.     1257 00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:02,813                Whoo!                 1258 00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:05,515                           Okay.      1259 00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,818  Can I ask you a question?          1260 00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:09,319                       Yeah, sure.    1261 00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:12,089  Since I've been here,               you haven't really given me        1262 00:48:12,122 --> 00:48:14,424  any... assignments.                1263 00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:17,594  I was wondering                     if you find me attractive.         1264 00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:22,900                  Oh, I...                             I think you're...  1265 00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:25,569                   I think you're                       very attractive.  1266 00:48:25,602 --> 00:48:26,770                  It's just that...  1267 00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:29,706                     I like to get                        to know people  1268 00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,608             before I get involved.  1269 00:48:32,976 --> 00:48:36,413  I don't mean to be                  out of line, sir,                  1270 00:48:36,446 --> 00:48:39,249  but, um... are you?                1271 00:48:41,385 --> 00:48:43,086                   (  whispering  ):                      Am I what?         1272 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,290  Trying to get to know somebody.    1273 00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:50,060              (  sighs  )               1274 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:51,628             It is late.              1275 00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:53,730           I'm outta here.            1276 00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:54,831  Girl, you need                      to take a cab.                     1277 00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:56,099                      I'll be fine.  1278 00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:57,634               I'm just gonna walk.  1279 00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:06,710  CO-WORKER:                          Take a cab!                        1280 00:49:06,743 --> 00:49:09,313                I'll be fine.                          I'll walk.          1281 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,255             Need a ride?             1282 00:49:23,994 --> 00:49:25,796  LISA:                               So where we going?                 1283 00:49:25,829 --> 00:49:28,332              MAYS:                                Just thought I'd give               you a little tour.      1284 00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,736    (  romantic R&B music playing  )    1285 00:49:32,769 --> 00:49:38,775     ♪ I can tell you how I feel           about you night and day ♪       1286 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,911     ♪ How I feel about you... ♪      1287 00:49:40,944 --> 00:49:44,982     Now, if you look over there,           it's the Lincoln Memorial.     1288 00:49:46,049 --> 00:49:47,117    Now, Lincoln freed the slaves,    1289 00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:48,685        but before he did it,         1290 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:50,854         he said, "First, you              gotta build me a statue."       1291 00:49:50,887 --> 00:49:52,356             (  laughing  )             1292 00:49:52,389 --> 00:49:55,492           Now, right there is                the Jefferson Memorial.      1293 00:49:55,525 --> 00:49:58,128          Now, Jefferson had                   a black mistress.           1294 00:49:58,161 --> 00:49:59,529          He said, "All men                    are created equal,          1295 00:49:59,563 --> 00:50:02,199           but black women                    got the nicest ass."         1296 00:50:02,232 --> 00:50:04,668             (  laughing  )                         He said it.              1297 00:50:04,701 --> 00:50:07,170         That's the Treasury.         1298 00:50:07,204 --> 00:50:08,638      Now, if you look real hard                 in the window,            1299 00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,007            you can see Oprah                   counting her money.        1300 00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,708  (  laughing  )                       1301 00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:13,977     Yep. One and trillion one...              (  Lisa laughing  )           1302 00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,145      ...one and trillion two...      1303 00:50:15,178 --> 00:50:16,546             Hey, Oprah!              1304 00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:18,415    ♪ I can tell you how I feel ♪     1305 00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:22,386     ♪ About you night and day... ♪  1306 00:50:22,419 --> 00:50:24,087                LISA:                       I mean, what's it like,        1307 00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:26,123           like, traveling                    all over the country         1308 00:50:26,156 --> 00:50:28,091           and-and-and meeting                   all those people?         1309 00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,226           (  romantic song begins  )  1310 00:50:29,259 --> 00:50:31,028                  I like it.                           I like traveling.  1311 00:50:31,061 --> 00:50:32,896                     I like meeting                      the people.      1312 00:50:32,929 --> 00:50:34,197             It's just sometimes...  1313 00:50:34,231 --> 00:50:36,700           you don't know if people            like you for you.          1314 00:50:36,733 --> 00:50:38,101              You know what I mean?  1315 00:50:38,135 --> 00:50:41,238  Well, I like you for you.          1316 00:50:41,271 --> 00:50:43,974           And I think you're okay.  1317 00:50:44,007 --> 00:50:45,275  Just okay?                                          I'm just playing.  1318 00:50:45,308 --> 00:50:47,077  (  chuckling  )                      1319 00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:48,445          (  birds chirping  )          1320 00:50:48,478 --> 00:50:51,148          You know, I forgot                   how nice D.C. was.          1321 00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:52,582     I mean, I'm always working.      1322 00:50:52,616 --> 00:50:55,152         I never get a chance                   to check it out.           1323 00:50:55,185 --> 00:50:57,254           Well, maybe you need                  to take advantage         1324 00:50:57,287 --> 00:50:58,755      of what's in front of you.      1325 00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:00,157       I mean, you never know.        1326 00:51:00,190 --> 00:51:03,593       You may look up someday,        and it just might not be there.    1327 00:51:06,163 --> 00:51:07,464  MAN (  yelling  ):                    Freeze!                            1328 00:51:07,497 --> 00:51:08,899                           Oh, God!  1329 00:51:08,932 --> 00:51:10,200    Put your hands up in the air,     1330 00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:11,935            and step away                      from Mr. Gilliam!           1331 00:51:11,968 --> 00:51:13,236              It's okay! It's okay!  1332 00:51:13,270 --> 00:51:14,571               MAYS:                                What are you doing?!  1333 00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:15,972                DEBRA:                               What are you doing?  1334 00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:17,541          You can't just go                       dashing off              1335 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,210      in the middle of the night              with some damn girl!         1336 00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:22,045  MARTIN:                             Mays, something's happened.        1337 00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,146  We got to pack                      and get out of here.               1338 00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:24,714              Right now.              1339 00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,416  Will somebody make sure             that she gets home safely?         1340 00:51:26,450 --> 00:51:27,551  Come on.                           1341 00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,820                            DEBRA:     We have a plane waiting for us.    1342 00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:35,325           RADIO REPORTER:                     In Florida today,           1343 00:51:35,358 --> 00:51:36,793             guns and explosives                           were found      1344 00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,595         in a junior high school                 student's locker.         1345 00:51:38,628 --> 00:51:40,297          No one was injured                    in the incident,           1346 00:51:40,330 --> 00:51:42,099         but with just six weeks                 till election day,        1347 00:51:42,132 --> 00:51:44,768  this could be a hot-button issue           for both parties.           1348 00:51:44,801 --> 00:51:47,370     Now, back to the Jay-Z song              already in progress.         1349 00:51:47,404 --> 00:51:49,106         (  Jay-Z rap plays  )          1350 00:51:49,139 --> 00:51:50,640  Muhammad, get me a gun             1351 00:51:50,674 --> 00:51:53,210     in case another one of these           kids tries to get crazy.       1352 00:51:53,243 --> 00:51:54,611  This could work                     in our favor.                      1353 00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:56,680  Florida is a big                    Second Amendment state.            1354 00:51:56,713 --> 00:51:58,148                            DEBRA:               This is serious, Mays.    1355 00:51:58,181 --> 00:51:59,549                    This is not                    the Player's Ball.      1356 00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:01,618              Now, you can cut into               Lewis' numbers here.    1357 00:52:01,651 --> 00:52:04,054          Just talk about the kids,           not about the guns.         1358 00:52:04,087 --> 00:52:05,422            If I get shot,                     everybody's fired.          1359 00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:06,823  REPORTER:                           Mr. Gilliam!                       1360 00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:08,158                 One question here.  1361 00:52:08,191 --> 00:52:09,693           Alderman Gilliam,                   there's been an outcry      1362 00:52:09,726 --> 00:52:11,361  that something needs to be done               about school violence.    1363 00:52:11,394 --> 00:52:12,596  If you get into the White House,  1364 00:52:12,629 --> 00:52:14,498        what do you plan to do                    about this?              1365 00:52:14,531 --> 00:52:16,600      Well, I feel that we need              to talk to our kids...        1366 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:18,001      (  helicopter approaching  )            Because our kids are...        1367 00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:20,537      (  patriotic march playing                    over P.A.  )             1368 00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:28,178            (  march ends  )            1369 00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:30,514  MARTIN:                             Excuse me.                         1370 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,117                LEWIS:                          Hello, children.           1371 00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,352            Good morning.             1372 00:52:35,385 --> 00:52:36,887                     I'm so sorry                         this happened.  1373 00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,221                   All right,                           pay attention.     1374 00:52:38,255 --> 00:52:41,158       This is going to be a class:                Bullshit 101.          1375 00:52:41,191 --> 00:52:42,492        Ladies and gentlemen,         1376 00:52:42,526 --> 00:52:44,761          our American children                  are hurting today         1377 00:52:44,794 --> 00:52:47,430         and I think we need                  to reach out to them         1378 00:52:47,464 --> 00:52:51,601       and give them all a good           old-fashioned American hug.      1379 00:52:51,635 --> 00:52:54,171             Now, America                   is the greatest country        1380 00:52:54,204 --> 00:52:55,539      on the face of the earth.       1381 00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:58,341    And I just want to say today,     1382 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,277         God bless America...         1383 00:53:00,310 --> 00:53:01,945          and no place else.          1384 00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:03,146              Thank you.              1385 00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,381         Thank you, children.         1386 00:53:04,414 --> 00:53:05,815          No more bombs now.          1387 00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:07,017         And don't use guns.          1388 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:08,285         Now that went well.          1389 00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:09,452  That was                            very touching.                     1390 00:53:09,486 --> 00:53:10,854         Kids really like me.         1391 00:53:10,887 --> 00:53:12,055  You were                            very genuine.                      1392 00:53:12,088 --> 00:53:13,857           They responded.            1393 00:53:13,890 --> 00:53:15,992  I tried to hug a girl and a boy         so I wouldn't seem sexist.      1394 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,227                        V.P. Lewis.  1395 00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:19,329                Mr. Vice President.  1396 00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:21,031  Well, welcome to the show,          Alderman Gilliam.                  1397 00:53:21,064 --> 00:53:22,599  I'm surprised                      1398 00:53:22,632 --> 00:53:24,935       you're not off somewhere           with your little girlfriend.     1399 00:53:24,968 --> 00:53:26,203          How'd you know about her?  1400 00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:27,337           I'm the government, son.  1401 00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:28,939          I know everything.          1402 00:53:28,972 --> 00:53:30,207      Sir, we really should debate.  1403 00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,875            (  chuckling  )             1404 00:53:31,908 --> 00:53:33,777  Let's get something straight,       Gilliam.                           1405 00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:36,913  I don't know you                    and I don't like you.              1406 00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:39,349  Party's over, Gilliam.             1407 00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:42,419  I'm fixing to whup your ass,        you got it?                        1408 00:53:42,452 --> 00:53:47,290     (  patriotic march blaring  )      1409 00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:49,359    Sir, we really should debate!     1410 00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:54,497          God bless America,                   and no place else!          1411 00:53:58,268 --> 00:54:01,004               Sir, we just got                     this off the uplink.  1412 00:54:01,037 --> 00:54:02,439  What is it?                        1413 00:54:02,472 --> 00:54:04,574           It's an off-the-record               comment by Mays Gilliam.  1414 00:54:04,608 --> 00:54:05,775  Bad?                               1415 00:54:05,809 --> 00:54:07,077                          Yes, sir.  1416 00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:09,446              Good work.              1417 00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:15,785                NIKKI:                          Oh, oh, it's on.           1418 00:54:15,819 --> 00:54:17,220               You guys, come here.  1419 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:18,521             ANCHORWOMAN:                     Vice President Lewis                   was on the scene           1420 00:54:18,555 --> 00:54:19,889          comforting parents                     and students.             1421 00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,658                LEWIS:                     Hello, my young Americans.      1422 00:54:21,691 --> 00:54:23,293                MARTIN:                              The press is in                      Lewis' back pocket.  1423 00:54:23,326 --> 00:54:24,628                            LEWIS:              Good morning, children.    1424 00:54:24,661 --> 00:54:26,730             ANCHORWOMAN:                  In this CNB News exclusive      1425 00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:29,099      our cameras caught Gilliam            making what was arguably       1426 00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:31,635  the most controversial statement              of the day.              1427 00:54:31,668 --> 00:54:32,802                What?                 1428 00:54:32,836 --> 00:54:34,604           What do you expect?                   They act like us.         1429 00:54:34,638 --> 00:54:35,972       We're bombing countries                   all the time.             1430 00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:38,408                    If I was 12,         I'd probably have a gun, too.     1431 00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:39,676     Tell me you didn't say that.     1432 00:54:39,709 --> 00:54:41,144       I didn't know the camera                    was on me.              1433 00:54:41,177 --> 00:54:43,013      I was just playing around               with some sound guy.         1434 00:54:43,046 --> 00:54:45,415             You didn't know                      the camera was on you?  1435 00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:47,517             You didn't know                      the camera was on you?  1436 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:49,419     Of course the camera's on you!           It's always on you!         1437 00:54:49,452 --> 00:54:51,755     You're running for President!     I told you right                    from the beginning.                1438 00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:56,159            I don't want to hear                 another word from you.               This is all your fault.  1439 00:54:56,192 --> 00:54:59,629           Gilliam is now under               investigation by the FBI     1440 00:54:59,663 --> 00:55:03,033       for his involvement with          this man, friend and associate    1441 00:55:03,066 --> 00:55:05,235        and accused drug lord,                   Warren Pryor.             1442 00:55:05,268 --> 00:55:06,936     Oh, Lord, we're going to jail.  1443 00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,305           We're not going to jail.  1444 00:55:08,338 --> 00:55:11,174             Is it true?              1445 00:55:11,207 --> 00:55:12,242  Hey, what's up, Warren?            1446 00:55:12,275 --> 00:55:13,610       I know him, but I don't        1447 00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:15,345        "drug lord" know him.         1448 00:55:15,378 --> 00:55:18,415     It's just a guy I see around      the way I say, "What's up?" to.    1449 00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:19,783     But I don't know him know him.  1450 00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:21,184                    DEBRA:                               Do you have any                     drugs on you?     1451 00:55:21,217 --> 00:55:22,485       You better get them off                     right now               1452 00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:23,787              because I'm not going               to jail for you.        1453 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:25,155               Are you on the pipe?  1454 00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:27,290              (  booing  )              1455 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,859     ♪ Every time you're doing good             trouble just pops up ♪    1456 00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:32,462             ♪ He doesn't know what                     he's gonna do ♪  1457 00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:33,897  ♪ He doesn't know what              he's gonna do ♪                    1458 00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:36,132         ♪ This is messed up,                 this really sucks ♪          1459 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:38,968         ♪ Keep your head up,                 it's your best bet ♪         1460 00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:41,338          ♪ Let's just hope            the election's not through... ♪    1461 00:55:41,371 --> 00:55:43,306            And I repeat,                   if you see Mays Gilliam,       1462 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:46,076          please do not call                    the authorities.           1463 00:55:46,109 --> 00:55:49,713       Just do whatever you can        to make his life a living hell.    1464 00:55:49,746 --> 00:55:51,247  WOMAN: Sir, could you...?                   No more questions!          1465 00:55:51,281 --> 00:55:54,751        If I say Mays Gilliam,         I'm gonna bust a cap in his ass.  1466 00:55:54,784 --> 00:55:56,920                  BIG DAVE:                         Gilliam is done.       1467 00:55:56,953 --> 00:56:00,190          As Big Dave says,                      "Waah, waah."             1468 00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:04,394                   God... What am I                    going to do?       1469 00:56:04,427 --> 00:56:05,829  What are you                        worried about?                     1470 00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:08,064  It's not like your face             is on the side of a bus.           1471 00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:09,299  I mean, I'm the one                1472 00:56:09,332 --> 00:56:10,834  who's going to take a hit           for this.                          1473 00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,302       Why don't we just get me                  on the news               1474 00:56:12,335 --> 00:56:13,870      so I can make a statement,                           apologize?      1475 00:56:13,903 --> 00:56:15,672     I mean, that's what the people             want to hear.             1476 00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:16,906        You're probably right.        1477 00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:19,075            Mmm, make a statement                        of some kind.     1478 00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:20,477  Try and sound                       sincere.                           1479 00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:22,245        Just give me a break!         1480 00:56:22,278 --> 00:56:23,713                   Do you think you                    can just say       1481 00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:26,683      you're sorry and all this              is going to go away?          1482 00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:28,752             Mays, you're running                       for President      1483 00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:31,454  of the United States of America.  1484 00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:36,393    Do you have any idea why they                  chose you?              1485 00:56:36,426 --> 00:56:37,527          (  crowd cheering  )          1486 00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,362             (  gunshot  )              1487 00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,131              We picked you because          you're the guy that had...  1488 00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:42,966                           Shut up!  1489 00:56:47,437 --> 00:56:51,274      You're here to lose, Mays.      1490 00:56:51,307 --> 00:56:54,544           Arnot picked you                    so you could lose.          1491 00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:56,479                Come on, Mays, just                 think about it.       1492 00:56:56,513 --> 00:56:59,382     If they really had any idea       that they could win this thing,    1493 00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,583                    do you think                  they would've chosen     1494 00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:02,786             an ignorant-ass nigger                     like you?         1495 00:57:08,558 --> 00:57:09,893  Okay, wait up.                     1496 00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:11,961  I know you're not calling me        an ignorant nigger                 1497 00:57:11,995 --> 00:57:15,765  and thinking that                   you're staying on my bus.          1498 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,735    I am not getting off this bus.    1499 00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:20,770                          I mean,      we're in the middle of nowhere.    1500 00:57:20,804 --> 00:57:23,540        So now you need a ride              from an ignorant nigger?       1501 00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:25,742                   I am not getting                    off this bus.      1502 00:57:25,775 --> 00:57:26,543              Apologize.              1503 00:57:26,576 --> 00:57:27,610                 No!                               Security!               1504 00:57:27,644 --> 00:57:29,746            (  screaming  )             1505 00:57:29,779 --> 00:57:32,482         (  tires screeching  )         1506 00:57:33,616 --> 00:57:36,152            So you knew about this                      all along, huh?    1507 00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:50,500               Mays...                1508 00:57:56,506 --> 00:57:58,808              (  coughs  )              1509 00:57:58,842 --> 00:58:00,810         Is there trouble inside               the Gilliam campaign?       1510 00:58:00,844 --> 00:58:02,445  That's what Washington insiders               want to know              1511 00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:06,282    after Gilliam's chief advisor,              Debra Lassiter,            1512 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:07,951       left the campaign trail.       1513 00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,552                      ANCHORMAN:                   Down in the polls,      1514 00:58:09,586 --> 00:58:11,488             Gilliam still                    has no running mate.         1515 00:58:11,521 --> 00:58:13,423             ANCHORMAN 2:                   Sources say the Teamsters               may endorse Lewis.          1516 00:58:13,456 --> 00:58:15,325            ANCHORWOMAN 2:                      Did Gilliam kill                     JonBenet Ramsey?           1517 00:58:15,358 --> 00:58:17,093         Police want to know.            ANCHORMAN 2:  The big question:    1518 00:58:17,126 --> 00:58:18,695        Where is Mays Gilliam?        1519 00:58:18,728 --> 00:58:20,830              BIG DAVE:                      Where is Mays Gilliam?        1520 00:58:20,864 --> 00:58:23,199       I'll tell you where he's at.               He's with his peeps!    1521 00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:27,971          (  phone ringing  )           1522 00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:29,272                Hello?                1523 00:58:29,305 --> 00:58:30,840             Hey, you up?             1524 00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:33,042     I was hoping you would call.           Where are you? You okay?       1525 00:58:33,076 --> 00:58:36,613             I don't know.                I mean, I guess I'm all right.  1526 00:58:36,646 --> 00:58:38,648     Okay, come on, talk to Mama.     1527 00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:41,284     I don't know. It seems like           they're trying to get me.       1528 00:58:41,317 --> 00:58:45,221  Everywhere I turn they're trying        to put a foot in my ass.       1529 00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:46,523      Well, after what you said,      1530 00:58:46,556 --> 00:58:48,558           you need a foot                    put up in your ass.          1531 00:58:48,591 --> 00:58:50,159     I mean, what did you expect?     1532 00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:51,761         They were just going                to make you president?        1533 00:58:51,794 --> 00:58:54,697            It's like they             take a poll for everything I do.  1534 00:58:54,731 --> 00:58:56,332    You ever been to a horse race?    1535 00:58:56,366 --> 00:59:00,069      My dad, he used to take me       all the time when I was little.    1536 00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:04,207          You know, the horses,                 they wear blinders.        1537 00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,608  They don't even see each other.    1538 00:59:05,642 --> 00:59:07,610      They just run their race.       1539 00:59:07,644 --> 00:59:09,612     So don't worry about Lewis.      1540 00:59:09,646 --> 00:59:11,548     Don't worry about the press.     1541 00:59:11,581 --> 00:59:13,783        Just... run your race.        1542 00:59:13,816 --> 00:59:16,386  Okay, let me ask you something.                   Okay.                 1543 00:59:16,419 --> 00:59:18,555        What are you wearing?         1544 00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:21,057          Oh, now, you know                    you need to stop.           1545 00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:25,795        (  crickets chirping  )         1546 00:59:27,931 --> 00:59:30,733            Man, news travels fast.  1547 00:59:30,767 --> 00:59:32,735            Not ten minutes after                        you fired me,     1548 00:59:32,769 --> 00:59:35,538      I had two offers for jobs.      1549 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,740                       Good offers.   What are you doing here?           1550 00:59:37,774 --> 00:59:39,542       I know you got no reason                   to trust me,             1551 00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,778        but I'm asking you to.        1552 00:59:41,811 --> 00:59:44,247                   You've got                           five weeks left.  1553 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,783           I know Lassiter is out,                       but I think...    1554 00:59:46,816 --> 00:59:50,687                  I think I can                        help you do this.  1555 00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,256                I want to help you.  1556 00:59:53,289 --> 00:59:56,626            And... I'm sorry, Mays.  1557 00:59:56,659 --> 00:59:58,394     I don't know what else to say.  1558 00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:03,900     But... as bad as things look,        I don't think you should quit.  1559 01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:06,135           Who said I was quitting?  1560 01:00:06,169 --> 01:00:08,271  I wish I could quit.               1561 01:00:08,304 --> 01:00:10,640           I wish it was that easy.  1562 01:00:10,673 --> 01:00:11,841  You're lucky.                      1563 01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:13,776          You are so lucky.           1564 01:00:13,810 --> 01:00:16,012            You don't know                    how good you got it.         1565 01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:18,281     You just represent yourself.     1566 01:00:18,314 --> 01:00:19,916                 Me?                  1567 01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:22,986      I represent my whole race.      1568 01:00:23,019 --> 01:00:24,420  If I quit,                         1569 01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:29,726     there won't be another black          candidate for 50 years.         1570 01:00:29,759 --> 01:00:32,128                         All right.  1571 01:00:32,161 --> 01:00:34,364                  We can get rid of                   the school thing    1572 01:00:34,397 --> 01:00:36,299           with a statement                     that'll blow things over  1573 01:00:36,332 --> 01:00:38,668         but we need to pick                    a running mate.            1574 01:00:38,701 --> 01:00:39,869  Well, who am I supposed to pick?  1575 01:00:39,902 --> 01:00:41,471     Nobody wants to run with me.     1576 01:00:41,504 --> 01:00:43,406    We need somebody we can trust.    1577 01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:45,408                           What...?  1578 01:00:45,441 --> 01:00:47,410          Who do you trust?           1579 01:00:49,545 --> 01:00:51,414             ANCHORWOMAN:                    In the midst of his own                 Cinderella story,          1580 01:00:51,447 --> 01:00:54,484            presidential candidate       Mays Gilliam is shaking it up.    1581 01:00:54,517 --> 01:00:57,086       He's chosen his brother,                  Mitch Gilliam,            1582 01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,689     a bail bondsman from Chicago,            as his running mate.         1583 01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:03,793              ANCHORMAN:                 Political analysts say this may        be too little, too late.       1584 01:01:03,826 --> 01:01:05,561  Hi, I'm with                        the Pork Commission...             1585 01:01:05,595 --> 01:01:06,829          ♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪           1586 01:01:06,863 --> 01:01:08,131  I'm from the Athlete's Foot         Foundat...                         1587 01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:10,633           ♪ On the train,                     on the train... ♪           1588 01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,001  What's up?                         1589 01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:14,203  Hey, can you get my demo tape       to somebody?                       1590 01:01:17,373 --> 01:01:19,175            ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪                       ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪            1591 01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:21,978    ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪     1592 01:01:22,011 --> 01:01:23,746    (  funky soul melody playing  )     1593 01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:25,081  Are these                           your bags, sir?                    1594 01:01:25,114 --> 01:01:26,582              Look at my shoes                     and look at the bags.  1595 01:01:26,616 --> 01:01:27,550             Shut up and follow me.  1596 01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:29,886                Mays.                                Mitch.                1597 01:01:29,919 --> 01:01:32,255                  Back up, back up,                   back up, back up.  1598 01:01:32,288 --> 01:01:33,923             (  grunting  )             1599 01:01:33,956 --> 01:01:35,591             (  laughing  )             1600 01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:37,226             ♪ Yeah... ♪              1601 01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:39,128  Mr. Gilliam,                        what do you have to say            1602 01:01:39,162 --> 01:01:41,130  about your brother's                recent controversial comments?     1603 01:01:41,164 --> 01:01:42,265                     My gosh, lady,  1604 01:01:42,298 --> 01:01:43,866                    my brother said                     he was sorry.     1605 01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:45,201                 I mean, let it go.  1606 01:01:45,234 --> 01:01:46,803             See, that's why                      nobody like your ass.    1607 01:01:46,836 --> 01:01:49,405             (  laughing  )             1608 01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:50,773                MAYS:                  We got a lot of work to do, man.  1609 01:01:50,807 --> 01:01:52,141                      We way behind                       in the polls.  1610 01:01:52,175 --> 01:01:53,609  Am I getting paid for this?                                 Oh, yeah.  1611 01:01:53,643 --> 01:01:55,211  Come on,                            let's do this.                     1612 01:01:55,244 --> 01:01:57,447  Mitch Gilliam, you're running       for the vice presidency            1613 01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,748  of the United States of America.   You're a bail bondsman.            1614 01:01:58,781 --> 01:01:59,949  You have                            no Washington experience,          1615 01:01:59,982 --> 01:02:01,150  you have                            no political experience,           1616 01:02:01,184 --> 01:02:02,585  you have                            no political connections.          1617 01:02:02,618 --> 01:02:03,653  How does being                      a bail bondsman                    1618 01:02:03,686 --> 01:02:05,054  qualify you to be                   the Vice President                 1619 01:02:05,088 --> 01:02:07,123  of the United States                of America?                        1620 01:02:07,156 --> 01:02:08,524                 That's right, I am                  a bail bondsman.     1621 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,526              People come to me                    when they in trouble,  1622 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,028            like the United States.  1623 01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:14,230                We bail people out.                 We bail out Mexico,  1624 01:02:14,263 --> 01:02:15,732                  we bail out the                      savings and loan,  1625 01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:17,300                  we bail out the                      airline industry.  1626 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,568               Now you ask me, sir,  1627 01:02:18,601 --> 01:02:20,570            what qualify me to                   run for Vice President.  1628 01:02:20,603 --> 01:02:22,238                 When the country's                  in trouble,          1629 01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:23,473                 I'll bail 'em out.  1630 01:02:23,506 --> 01:02:25,641  Hold that thought.                  We have a caller from Detroit.     1631 01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:27,477  Go ahead, caller.                            MAN:  Hey, Mitch.           1632 01:02:27,510 --> 01:02:30,279     What you looking around for?         It's Reggie, mother( bleep ).    1633 01:02:30,313 --> 01:02:32,381         Where my money at, man?          Don't call with that bullshit.  1634 01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:33,883          You see I'm on TV.          1635 01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:35,384  What about NATO?                    How do you feel about NATO?        1636 01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:36,652           Should it be...?                    I never met Nato.           1637 01:02:36,686 --> 01:02:38,221                  I don't know                         nothing about it.  1638 01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:39,589      I don't talk about people                   behind they back.        1639 01:02:39,622 --> 01:02:41,090  NATO is the North Atlantic          Treaty Organization.               1640 01:02:41,124 --> 01:02:42,258               Oh, but you, oh,                     you didn't say that.  1641 01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:44,127                 I thought you were                  talking about...     1642 01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:45,795        I know this guy named Nato.         N-Nato Jacobs, you know.      1643 01:02:45,828 --> 01:02:46,996  But you have to know                these things.                      1644 01:02:47,029 --> 01:02:48,164  If you're running                   for public office...               1645 01:02:48,197 --> 01:02:49,332                       Do you know                          Nato Jacobs?  1646 01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:50,633  I know...                                    Do you know Nato Jacobs?  1647 01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:52,368  I know what NATO is.                         Do you know Nato Jacobs?  1648 01:02:52,401 --> 01:02:54,370  Uh, I'm sorry,                      I haven't met the gentleman.       1649 01:02:54,403 --> 01:02:56,139                That's what I said.                 Didn't I say that?    1650 01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:57,940                You don't know                       nothing about Nato.  1651 01:02:57,974 --> 01:02:59,776               I don't know nothing                about NATO.            1652 01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:01,043  So, why are you                     out here today                     1653 01:03:01,077 --> 01:03:02,779  since inmates don't have            the right to vote?                 1654 01:03:02,812 --> 01:03:03,946     Babe, it's not about the vote.  1655 01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:05,548          We're looking out                    for the convicts.           1656 01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:06,916  See, we want to make sure, man,    1657 01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:08,651         when they get out,                   that they stay out.          1658 01:03:08,684 --> 01:03:11,254    The better the education, they     become more productive citizens.  1659 01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:13,055     That's what my brother and I                  are about.              1660 01:03:13,089 --> 01:03:14,357             Mitch! What's up, man?  1661 01:03:14,390 --> 01:03:16,159  Hey, Shorty G.                            Good to see you, boy!         1662 01:03:16,192 --> 01:03:17,460  Come here.                          Hey, hey, hey.                     1663 01:03:17,493 --> 01:03:19,462  This is Shorty G.                   I arrested his ass.                1664 01:03:19,495 --> 01:03:21,130  I thought you'd gotten              the chair, boy.                    1665 01:03:21,164 --> 01:03:22,598             ANCHORWOMAN:                         Mr. Gilliam,             1666 01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:24,333            how would you deal                with white-collar crime?     1667 01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:25,935              MITCH:                               First of all,                        there's no such thing  1668 01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:27,670        as white-collar crime.        1669 01:03:27,703 --> 01:03:29,839    And there's definitely no such       thing as black-on-black crime.    1670 01:03:29,872 --> 01:03:31,440                    Crime is crime.  1671 01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:32,975                  Let me explain                       something to you.  1672 01:03:33,009 --> 01:03:34,177           I don't care if you have  1673 01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:36,012                     a white collar                      or a tank top.  1674 01:03:36,045 --> 01:03:38,281               If you rob me, I'm                   gonna whup your ass.  1675 01:03:38,314 --> 01:03:39,215  (  laughs  )                         1676 01:03:39,248 --> 01:03:41,017             TV REPORTER:                      I'm Janet Silvers,          1677 01:03:41,050 --> 01:03:43,319    reporting live in Washington,      D.C., where transit operators...  1678 01:03:43,352 --> 01:03:44,854  I wish we'd get into                the White House, little brother.  1679 01:03:44,887 --> 01:03:46,389          Why, so you could                     have a cookout?            1680 01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:48,391           NIKKI:                               Mays, they were just                 talking about your ward.  1681 01:03:48,424 --> 01:03:49,992                 MARTIN:                              Yeah, what's going                  on down there?       1682 01:03:50,026 --> 01:03:51,427        Well, they want to cut                    bus service              1683 01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:53,496          until they finish                this construction project.      1684 01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:54,864       I should go down there.        1685 01:03:54,897 --> 01:03:56,199  For what, so you can blow up        the bus line?                      1686 01:03:56,232 --> 01:03:57,533                    Well, one thing                     at a time.        1687 01:03:57,567 --> 01:03:58,901  The Teamsters                       haven't endorsed Lewis yet.        1688 01:03:58,935 --> 01:04:00,203  Our numbers                         are creeping back up.              1689 01:04:00,236 --> 01:04:02,038      But if we want a real shot                 at this thing,            1690 01:04:02,071 --> 01:04:04,273        we've got to get Lewis                     to debate.              1691 01:04:04,307 --> 01:04:05,842          Well, he knows that,            that's why he won't debate me.  1692 01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:08,177        The guy's avoiding me            like he owes me child support.    1693 01:04:08,211 --> 01:04:10,012                 The man is scared.          Man, he's holding the ball  1694 01:04:10,046 --> 01:04:11,647    hoping the clock will run out.    1695 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:12,982         That's a punk move.          1696 01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:14,650          Ducking and hiding                  like a little bitch.         1697 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,786          Well, that may be,           but he's not going to debate you  1698 01:04:16,819 --> 01:04:18,421               because you call him                a little bitch.        1699 01:04:21,224 --> 01:04:23,025           And we feel that               what this community needs...     1700 01:04:23,059 --> 01:04:24,160  What the community                  needs                              1701 01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:25,928  is for you to debate me             right now.                         1702 01:04:25,962 --> 01:04:27,496               You want to tell the                people something,                    tell them that.        1703 01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:29,232  ♪ I thought I told you              that we won't stop ♪               1704 01:04:29,265 --> 01:04:30,700  ♪ I thought                         I told you that we won't stop. ♪  1705 01:04:30,733 --> 01:04:31,934            Well, now, my agenda...  1706 01:04:31,968 --> 01:04:33,269  I'll tell you                       about our agenda.                  1707 01:04:33,302 --> 01:04:35,238    Our agenda is to have a debate                 right now.              1708 01:04:35,271 --> 01:04:36,873  You need to get rid of              this zero                          1709 01:04:36,906 --> 01:04:38,474  and talk to the hero.              1710 01:04:40,243 --> 01:04:41,410  What, you got time to jog,         1711 01:04:41,444 --> 01:04:42,778  but you don't got time              to debate?                         1712 01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:44,213                   You can run, but                    you can't hide.    1713 01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:46,048  ♪ I thought I told you              that we won't stop ♪               1714 01:04:46,082 --> 01:04:48,184  What you looking for,               the news?                          1715 01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:50,453    The news is we want a debate.                     No!                  1716 01:04:50,486 --> 01:04:52,255            What'd you change                   the channel for?                 He's scared!                   1717 01:04:52,288 --> 01:04:54,223  He's scared, he's scared.                           Oh, God...          1718 01:04:54,257 --> 01:04:56,158  Here's a word from our sponsor.                 We want a debate.       1719 01:04:56,192 --> 01:04:58,060  ♪ I thought I told you              that we won't stop ♪               1720 01:04:58,094 --> 01:04:59,462  ♪ I thought                         I told you that we won't stop ♪    1721 01:04:59,495 --> 01:05:00,663       ♪ I thought I told you               that we won't stop... ♪        1722 01:05:00,696 --> 01:05:02,231            (  screaming  ):                            No!                  1723 01:05:02,265 --> 01:05:04,533              Yo, Lewis.                  Your mother's ass is so big,     1724 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:07,203          when she sits down                she's three feet taller.       1725 01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:11,340        Yo, Lewis, your mother               got a really big ass!         1726 01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:13,409  Sir, I think it's time              we prepare for a debate.           1727 01:05:13,442 --> 01:05:16,279     Oh, give me one good reason          I should debate that jerk.       1728 01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:18,347  He talked about                     your mother, sir.                  1729 01:05:18,381 --> 01:05:19,782               So what?               1730 01:05:19,815 --> 01:05:22,018  Are you going                       to just let him                    1731 01:05:22,051 --> 01:05:23,953  talk about me like that?           1732 01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,626     After some inventive chiding     1733 01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:33,162             on the part                   of Alderman Mays Gilliam,       1734 01:05:33,195 --> 01:05:36,766         Vice President Lewis          has finally agreed to one debate  1735 01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:40,336    the night before the election.    1736 01:05:40,369 --> 01:05:42,338  So, baby brother,                   this is it, man.                   1737 01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:43,572  You ready?                         1738 01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:45,574                All right, I guess.  1739 01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:46,909  What do you mean, you guess?        You don't know?                    1740 01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,411  You either ready                    or you ain't.                      1741 01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,313                  Hey, man, what's                     the problem, man?  1742 01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:51,914                 I-I'm ready, okay.                  I'm ready.           1743 01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,282  No, you ain't.                     1744 01:05:53,316 --> 01:05:54,517  Look at you.                       1745 01:05:54,550 --> 01:05:56,419  If you call this ready,             this ain't gonna get it.           1746 01:05:56,452 --> 01:05:57,620  You got to dress                    for the job you want               1747 01:05:57,653 --> 01:05:59,021  not for the job you got.           1748 01:05:59,055 --> 01:06:01,557        Wait, man, I know you ain't         talking about my clothes.     1749 01:06:01,590 --> 01:06:03,559  Come on, now, come on.              This ain't about me.               1750 01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:05,127              If I got a good idea,  1751 01:06:05,161 --> 01:06:07,129         it shouldn't matter                   what I'm wearing.                       (  grunts  )               1752 01:06:07,163 --> 01:06:08,230                       Uh-oh.         1753 01:06:08,264 --> 01:06:10,900                   You know you                         messed up, man.    1754 01:06:10,933 --> 01:06:12,768                   Boy, I'm telling                    you right now.     1755 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,637                    You know, this                       ain't about me.  1756 01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:16,238  (  grunts  )                         1757 01:06:16,272 --> 01:06:17,606                              Okay?  1758 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,475               Lewis ain't no punk.                He ain't no joke.      1759 01:06:19,508 --> 01:06:21,510                     That man been                        Vice President  1760 01:06:21,544 --> 01:06:22,745             for eight years, okay?  1761 01:06:22,778 --> 01:06:23,846                   He's a war hero.  1762 01:06:23,879 --> 01:06:25,614          He's Sharon Stone cousin.  1763 01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:26,983           You better come correct.  1764 01:06:27,016 --> 01:06:29,151  Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?                               Yeah, that's right.  1765 01:06:29,185 --> 01:06:30,786  Well, I got us this far!           1766 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:31,988                       (  groaning  )  1767 01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:34,323                  See, this as far                     as you gonna get.  1768 01:06:34,357 --> 01:06:35,791  Oh, oh, it's like that?            1769 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,360              That's the way it is.  1770 01:06:37,393 --> 01:06:40,062        See, Geller and them up              there pumping your head up,  1771 01:06:40,096 --> 01:06:42,031                 but Lewis gonna                      slap it back down.  1772 01:06:42,064 --> 01:06:43,466  Oh, yeah?                                                       Yeah.  1773 01:06:43,499 --> 01:06:44,667  Oh, yeah?                          1774 01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:48,070                         (  laughs  )  1775 01:06:52,441 --> 01:06:53,642                          Go ahead.  1776 01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:55,077               Come on!               1777 01:07:01,717 --> 01:07:03,386                     Oh, my God.      1778 01:07:03,419 --> 01:07:06,956                    Little brother,                     you all right?    1779 01:07:06,989 --> 01:07:08,858              (  grunts  )              1780 01:07:08,891 --> 01:07:11,193                        That's what                         you get.      1781 01:07:11,227 --> 01:07:12,528          You need anything,          1782 01:07:12,561 --> 01:07:14,130     'cause it look like you need                  some help.              1783 01:07:14,163 --> 01:07:15,231         You gonna get yours!         1784 01:07:15,264 --> 01:07:16,632          I'm gonna tell Ma!          1785 01:07:16,665 --> 01:07:18,234         You better not tell.         1786 01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:23,506          (  phone ringing  )           1787 01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:24,840                Hello?                1788 01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:26,208                Debra?                1789 01:07:26,242 --> 01:07:27,543               Mays.                          No, Mays, I don't...         1790 01:07:27,576 --> 01:07:29,879         Look, don't intrude                  in my life anymore.          1791 01:07:29,912 --> 01:07:31,547    I don't want to have anything               to do with you,            1792 01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:32,815          not after the way                     you treated me.            1793 01:07:32,848 --> 01:07:34,150        I'm sorry. I am sorry.        1794 01:07:34,183 --> 01:07:36,052            I'm sorry I threw you                        off the bus.      1795 01:07:36,085 --> 01:07:37,386                   It was wrong.                  I just couldn't take     1796 01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:38,854             what you were saying                         at the time.     1797 01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,689  Mays, what do you want?            1798 01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:43,426            I want to win.            1799 01:07:50,499 --> 01:07:51,967                WOMAN:                      Welcome to New York City                (  crowd cheering  )          1800 01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:55,304                     for the 2004                Presidential Debates.     1801 01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:56,572  Where is he?                                  I don't know.             1802 01:07:56,605 --> 01:07:58,240  He said he was right behind me.    1803 01:07:58,274 --> 01:07:59,875  Think I should go look for him?          People are getting nervous.    1804 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:01,777  We've got to do something.                       I can do something.    1805 01:08:01,811 --> 01:08:03,546       No.                                          No.                    1806 01:08:03,579 --> 01:08:05,414              MODERATOR:                     Ladies and gentlemen,         1807 01:08:05,448 --> 01:08:09,518     Vice President Brian Lewis.      1808 01:08:09,552 --> 01:08:12,088             (  applause  )             1809 01:08:13,556 --> 01:08:17,093  MAN:                                Hello, Mr. Vice President!         1810 01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:21,297           Wait, wait, wait, wait.     Here they come, here they come.    1811 01:08:23,332 --> 01:08:25,568                Sweet.                1812 01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:27,236            Hello, Martin.            1813 01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:29,138                I'm sorry I'm late.  1814 01:08:29,171 --> 01:08:30,372                   I had to change.  1815 01:08:30,406 --> 01:08:31,974      Mr. Earl, nice to see you.      1816 01:08:32,007 --> 01:08:33,542  Nice to see you,                    too, sir.                          1817 01:08:33,576 --> 01:08:34,810             Let's move.              1818 01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:39,148     Mays, there are 250 million                people out there           1819 01:08:39,181 --> 01:08:40,716      deciding who to vote for.       1820 01:08:40,749 --> 01:08:42,418    They all know Lewis                didn't want to debate.             1821 01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:44,787  Just show them why.                                    Stay focussed.  1822 01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:46,655                    Take your time.  1823 01:08:46,689 --> 01:08:49,458        If you get out of pocket,          you put your foot in his ass.  1824 01:08:49,492 --> 01:08:51,627  By the way,                         nice suit.                         1825 01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:54,330                Faba?                 1826 01:08:54,363 --> 01:08:56,699                FUBU.                          Even I knew that.           1827 01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,034                Mays.                 1828 01:08:59,068 --> 01:09:00,870              MODERATOR:                     Ladies and gentlemen,         1829 01:09:00,903 --> 01:09:02,972        Alderman Mays Gilliam.        1830 01:09:03,005 --> 01:09:06,075  (  cheering  )                       1831 01:09:06,108 --> 01:09:08,477       (  scattered chuckling  )        1832 01:09:08,511 --> 01:09:10,446        (  applause continues  )        1833 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:12,781           (  deep bass line plays  )  1834 01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:14,650                   (  women cooing  )  1835 01:09:14,683 --> 01:09:18,320    Yo, when  Martin                      comin' on, man?                   1836 01:09:19,455 --> 01:09:22,491  My mama told me                     to whup your butt.                 1837 01:09:24,894 --> 01:09:26,428        (  applause continues  )        1838 01:09:26,462 --> 01:09:28,664        ...the first question                     is directed              1839 01:09:28,697 --> 01:09:32,134             by coin flip                    to the Vice President.        1840 01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,036        Vice President Lewis,         1841 01:09:34,069 --> 01:09:35,638      what steps should be taken      1842 01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:38,040     to limit our youth's access             to violent materials?         1843 01:09:38,073 --> 01:09:41,443  Our American children's futures            are at stake here.           1844 01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:44,513      Now I say we need to study                           this issue      1845 01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:47,183     and appropriate legislation                  that will return us      1846 01:09:47,216 --> 01:09:51,187            to an America                   that we can be proud of.       1847 01:09:51,220 --> 01:09:54,023          God bless America                    and no place else.          1848 01:09:54,056 --> 01:09:57,326             (  applause  )             1849 01:09:58,627 --> 01:10:01,730           Alderman Gilliam...                 same question, please.      1850 01:10:01,764 --> 01:10:03,866           How do we limit                     violent material?           1851 01:10:03,899 --> 01:10:05,401             Turn it off.             1852 01:10:05,434 --> 01:10:08,170  And if the kids cut it back on,                        knock 'em out.  1853 01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:09,572       That's why I don't smoke.      1854 01:10:09,605 --> 01:10:11,440          When I was a kid,                my daddy caught me smoking      1855 01:10:11,473 --> 01:10:13,242        and he knocked me out.        1856 01:10:13,275 --> 01:10:15,177  And to this day, I don't smoke.    1857 01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:17,346        Not because I'm scared                     of cancer.              1858 01:10:17,379 --> 01:10:19,582             I don't smoke                   'cause I think my dad's       1859 01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:23,185     gonna walk through that door          and knock me the hell out.      1860 01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:25,421         Knock out your kids.                      It helps.               1861 01:10:25,454 --> 01:10:27,623             (  applause  )             1862 01:10:27,656 --> 01:10:29,491       (  murmurs of approval  )        1863 01:10:29,525 --> 01:10:31,327        (  scattered chuckles  )        1864 01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:33,128         (  cheering loudly  )          1865 01:10:33,162 --> 01:10:34,430                               Yes!  1866 01:10:34,463 --> 01:10:36,265              MODERATOR:                     Vice President Lewis,         1867 01:10:36,298 --> 01:10:40,069     with over 10,000 gun deaths         per year in the United States,    1868 01:10:40,102 --> 01:10:43,405        do you believe we need             stricter gun control laws?      1869 01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:45,174          I don't think we need                  more gun control.         1870 01:10:45,207 --> 01:10:48,777      I say we enforce the laws          that are already on the books.    1871 01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:51,680           See, the problem is,               nobody reads the books.      1872 01:10:51,714 --> 01:10:54,750          What we need to do           is start putting laws on videos.  1873 01:10:54,783 --> 01:10:57,953  'Cause everybody watches videos.               MTV, BET.               1874 01:10:57,987 --> 01:11:00,356         We need to put some laws               on the Nelly video.        1875 01:11:00,389 --> 01:11:02,291            (  murmuring  )                     If you had some laws         1876 01:11:02,324 --> 01:11:05,728      on a Destiny's Child video       right now, you could stop crime.  1877 01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:07,496    We already have gun licensing.    1878 01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:09,598            But that's only                    to carry the gun.           1879 01:11:09,632 --> 01:11:11,267  I say we let the people decide.    1880 01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:12,735           The people can't decide.  1881 01:11:12,768 --> 01:11:14,737       The people are too busy              getting shot in the ass.       1882 01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:18,874      (  cheering and applause  )       1883 01:11:26,548 --> 01:11:29,318        (  applause continues  )        1884 01:11:33,355 --> 01:11:35,124          That's my brother.          1885 01:11:35,157 --> 01:11:37,826      Well, that's another reason         that I say he's not qualified.  1886 01:11:37,860 --> 01:11:39,194  Why, 'cause I had the good sense  1887 01:11:39,228 --> 01:11:41,463        to pick my big brother               to be my running mate?        1888 01:11:41,497 --> 01:11:44,566    All right, Alderman, I didn't        come here to argue with you.      1889 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:45,901           Oh, yes, you did.                   We're having a debate.      1890 01:11:45,934 --> 01:11:48,003        A debate ain't nothing                  but an argument.           1891 01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:49,805  A debate isn't the same thing       as an argument.                    1892 01:11:49,838 --> 01:11:51,206                   Oh, yes, it is.     No, it isn't.                      1893 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:52,841               Oh, yes, it is!         No, it isn't!                      1894 01:11:52,875 --> 01:11:55,811           Oh, yes, it is!                        No, it isn't!            1895 01:11:55,844 --> 01:11:57,713     I know you are, but what am I?   I know you are, but what am I?     1896 01:11:57,746 --> 01:11:59,081                    I know you are,                     but what am I?    1897 01:11:59,114 --> 01:12:01,383  I know you are,                     but what am I?                     1898 01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:03,352                BOTH:                    I know you are, but what am I?    1899 01:12:03,385 --> 01:12:04,920           I know you are,                      but what am I?             1900 01:12:04,953 --> 01:12:06,522         Can we just move on?                 This is ridiculous.          1901 01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:08,090              MODERATOR:                           Gentlemen,              1902 01:12:08,123 --> 01:12:09,525  our next question comes from...    1903 01:12:09,558 --> 01:12:11,026          I have a question.          1904 01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:12,127  Would you like our reception       1905 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,229          to be buffet style                   or formal seating?          1906 01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:16,131  Now, keep in mind,                  if you put Robert                   next to Nelson,                    1907 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,634     he's going to be very angry               because he wanted           1908 01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:20,369  to be your best man, darling.                   Security.               1909 01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:21,804              Security.                            Security!               1910 01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:23,205            I love you so much...                        (  screaming  )     1911 01:12:23,238 --> 01:12:24,873         (  tires screeching  )         1912 01:12:24,907 --> 01:12:28,043      The candidates have agreed          upon a short closing speech.     1913 01:12:28,077 --> 01:12:29,912         Vice President Lewis         1914 01:12:29,945 --> 01:12:31,180          won the coin toss.          1915 01:12:31,213 --> 01:12:32,915     He has elected to go first.      1916 01:12:32,948 --> 01:12:34,149  Thank you.                         1917 01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:35,884  No, it isn't.                      1918 01:12:35,918 --> 01:12:37,353                        Yes, it is.  1919 01:12:37,386 --> 01:12:41,056  Tonight, you have seen              two different men                  1920 01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:44,760    with two very different points     of view battle to win your vote.  1921 01:12:44,793 --> 01:12:48,764       And this is what America                  is all about.             1922 01:12:48,797 --> 01:12:52,234     Now, as we've seen tonight,               Alderman Gilliam            1923 01:12:52,267 --> 01:12:56,638            can be captivating                and... and entertaining.     1924 01:12:56,672 --> 01:12:59,108  But America needs                   more than that                     1925 01:12:59,141 --> 01:13:00,743  from its                            commander in chief.                1926 01:13:00,776 --> 01:13:03,545           To lead America,                   it takes experience.         1927 01:13:03,579 --> 01:13:07,149    Now, I've been Vice President          for the last eight years.       1928 01:13:07,182 --> 01:13:12,020           I'm a war hero...              and I'm Sharon Stone's cousin.  1929 01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,355  And to me,                         1930 01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:16,125                   America is like              a fine performance car.    1931 01:13:16,158 --> 01:13:18,427      And now is not the time...      1932 01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:22,264      to turn this fine vehicle                 we call America            1933 01:13:22,297 --> 01:13:25,734  over to the hands of an amateur.  1934 01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:32,741               I'm Brian Lewis...          and I am your last chance.      1935 01:13:32,775 --> 01:13:37,146          God bless America,                   and no place else.          1936 01:13:37,179 --> 01:13:39,381        (  approving murmurs  )         1937 01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,583            (  chuckling  )             1938 01:13:41,617 --> 01:13:44,753  Ah, yeah, it's over now.           1939 01:13:44,787 --> 01:13:47,589                 Why do you have                      to be so negative?  1940 01:13:47,623 --> 01:13:48,657             (  applause  )             1941 01:13:48,690 --> 01:13:50,492            Give me five.                          Thank you.              1942 01:13:50,526 --> 01:13:51,960        Thank you. Thank you.         1943 01:13:51,994 --> 01:13:53,128             (  applause  )             1944 01:13:53,162 --> 01:13:54,797                Hello.                1945 01:13:54,830 --> 01:13:56,365        (  applause continues  )        1946 01:13:56,398 --> 01:13:57,866              (  sighs  )               1947 01:13:59,635 --> 01:14:02,738             (  applause  )             1948 01:14:04,006 --> 01:14:05,874              MODERATOR:                       Alderman Gilliam?           1949 01:14:05,908 --> 01:14:07,910            Well, you're right,                Vice President Lewis.       1950 01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:09,411                   I am an amateur.  1951 01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:12,247      When it comes to creating           so many enemies that we need     1952 01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:15,951  billions of dollars to protect      ourselves, yes, I'm an amateur.    1953 01:14:15,984 --> 01:14:19,121           When it comes to paying              farmers not to grow food  1954 01:14:19,154 --> 01:14:21,123     while people in this country              starve every day,           1955 01:14:21,156 --> 01:14:22,758         yes, I'm an amateur.         1956 01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:25,327      When it comes to creating            a drug policy that makes        1957 01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:29,264       crack and heroin cheaper          than asthma and AIDS medicine,    1958 01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:31,099         yes, I'm an amateur.         1959 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:33,168          But there's nothing wrong           with being an amateur.      1960 01:14:33,202 --> 01:14:35,437           The people that started              the Underground Railroad  1961 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:36,772                     were amateurs.  1962 01:14:36,805 --> 01:14:39,007          Martin Luther King                    was an amateur.            1963 01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:42,177      Have you ever been to Amateur       Night at the Apollo?            1964 01:14:42,211 --> 01:14:44,446       Some of the best talent              in the world was there.        1965 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,215    James Brown, Luther Vandross,     1966 01:14:46,248 --> 01:14:48,951              Rockwell,                   the Crown Heights Affair...      1967 01:14:48,984 --> 01:14:50,152           Hall and Oates!            1968 01:14:50,185 --> 01:14:51,887                   ...the Fat Boys,                    Rob Base.          1969 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,223           But you wouldn't know                nothing about that. Why?  1970 01:14:54,256 --> 01:14:57,259  'Cause when it comes to judging           talent and potential,         1971 01:14:57,292 --> 01:14:59,561  you, my friend, are an amateur.    1972 01:14:59,595 --> 01:15:02,197             (  applause  )             1973 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,935  I believe the Alderman              is over his time.                  1974 01:15:06,969 --> 01:15:09,004            No, you don't.                You had eight years to talk.     1975 01:15:09,037 --> 01:15:11,006                    Now is my turn.  1976 01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:13,175           I'm gonna get mine.                   I'm getting mine!         1977 01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:14,810             (  applause  )             1978 01:15:14,843 --> 01:15:16,278              MODERATOR:                     Ladies and gentlemen,         1979 01:15:16,311 --> 01:15:18,146     hold your applause, please.      1980 01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:21,049      How can you help the poor             if you never been poor?        1981 01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:23,986      How can you stop crime if you       don't know no criminals?        1982 01:15:24,019 --> 01:15:25,854           How can you make                       drug policy              1983 01:15:25,888 --> 01:15:29,157         if you never smoked                       a chronic?              1984 01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,260               How can you do that?  1985 01:15:31,293 --> 01:15:32,694          Just a nickel bag.          1986 01:15:32,728 --> 01:15:35,030               I'm a real American.  1987 01:15:35,063 --> 01:15:38,867      I've been high, I've been             robbed, I've been broke.       1988 01:15:38,901 --> 01:15:41,403             My credit is horrible.  1989 01:15:41,436 --> 01:15:44,540                    They won't even                     take my cash!     1990 01:15:44,573 --> 01:15:46,008                 Now, you're always                  talking about        1991 01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:48,377                "God bless America,                 and no place else,"  1992 01:15:48,410 --> 01:15:51,246          but isn't it obvious that           God has blessed America?    1993 01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,917           America is the richest,       most powerful nation on Earth.    1994 01:15:54,950 --> 01:15:56,885            If America was a woman,  1995 01:15:56,919 --> 01:15:59,354            America would be                  a big-titted woman.          1996 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:02,157         And everybody loves                  a big-titted woman.          1997 01:16:02,190 --> 01:16:05,327            So in closing,                      I'd like to say            1998 01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,095        you are full of shit.         1999 01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:11,433                 "God bless America                 and no place else."  2000 01:16:11,466 --> 01:16:13,068     How about "God bless Haiti"?     2001 01:16:13,101 --> 01:16:15,003              How about                       "God bless Africa"?          2002 01:16:15,037 --> 01:16:16,505    How about "God bless Jamaica"?    2003 01:16:16,538 --> 01:16:18,574                    I'm not talking                     about Jamaica,    2004 01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:20,108                   the beach tribes                    y'all love,        2005 01:16:20,142 --> 01:16:22,444                      I'm talking          about stabbing in Jamaica.      2006 01:16:22,477 --> 01:16:24,913     That's what I'm talking about.  2007 01:16:24,947 --> 01:16:27,049          So tonight, I want to say  2008 01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:28,383          God bless America,          2009 01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:29,585         and everybody else!          2010 01:16:29,618 --> 01:16:31,086           The whole world!           2011 01:16:31,119 --> 01:16:32,554            God bless you!            2012 01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:34,089          I'm Mays Gilliam,                     and I'm running            2013 01:16:34,122 --> 01:16:36,925            for President              of the United States of America.  2014 01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:37,993              Ya heard?               2015 01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:42,598      (  cheering and whistling  )      2016 01:16:42,631 --> 01:16:44,466             (  cheering  )             2017 01:16:44,499 --> 01:16:46,702               Oh, yes! I told you!                I told you!            2018 01:16:48,637 --> 01:16:52,007       (  cheering and applause                     continue  )              2019 01:16:59,214 --> 01:17:00,983  Yes!                                                      Oh, my God!  2020 01:17:01,016 --> 01:17:02,951  Now we can watch  Martin!           2021 01:17:13,128 --> 01:17:15,430           (  phone rings  )            2022 01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:16,832                Hello?                2023 01:17:16,865 --> 01:17:18,900         Well, good morning,                     Mr. President.            2024 01:17:18,934 --> 01:17:21,770                 Hey!                         Wh-What time is it?          2025 01:17:21,803 --> 01:17:23,805               I think                     it's a little after 7:00.       2026 01:17:23,839 --> 01:17:25,974    WOMAN: Lisa, I need some help                   in here.               2027 01:17:26,008 --> 01:17:27,676     Will you wait a damn minute?     2028 01:17:27,709 --> 01:17:29,511     Mays, I was so proud of you.     2029 01:17:29,544 --> 01:17:31,013     You were so good last night.     2030 01:17:31,046 --> 01:17:35,250          Okay, L-Lisa, tonight               I want to see you, okay?     2031 01:17:35,283 --> 01:17:37,819  No-No matter what, win or lose,             I want to see you.          2032 01:17:37,853 --> 01:17:40,255                     I don't know.               I might have to work.     2033 01:17:40,288 --> 01:17:42,891    But, look, if I don't see you        tonight, I will see you soon.     2034 01:17:42,924 --> 01:17:45,127            Just... run your race,                       get out there,    2035 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,462  and do what you got to do, okay?  2036 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:48,664     And I'll talk to you later.      2037 01:17:48,697 --> 01:17:50,032               Bye-bye.                            All right.              2038 01:17:50,065 --> 01:17:52,000               ANCHORMAN:                  It's Election Day, Tuesday...  2039 01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:54,136             ANCHORMAN 2:                      It is Election Day,               and this is set to be...       2040 01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,071             ANCHORWOMAN:                       The stage is set                  for what is sure to be        2041 01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:58,306       one of the most dramatic          campaign finales of all time...  2042 01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:02,010             ANCHORMAN 3:                The question everyone's asking       is "Who will America vote for?"  2043 01:18:02,044 --> 01:18:03,078                Lewis!                2044 01:18:03,111 --> 01:18:04,813      I voted for Mays Gilliam.       2045 01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:07,249      I voted for big business.                I voted for Lewis.          2046 01:18:07,282 --> 01:18:10,252        Who the fuck you think                  I'm voting for?            2047 01:18:10,285 --> 01:18:12,020             ANCHORWOMAN:              There appears to be an agreement  2048 01:18:12,054 --> 01:18:13,488      between Washington, D.C.,                            officials       2049 01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,023  and transit authority operators    2050 01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:18,293        regarding the shutdown            of the Ninth Ward bus line.      2051 01:18:18,326 --> 01:18:21,063         I don't see how they                 could do this to us.         2052 01:18:21,096 --> 01:18:22,898      People got to make money.       2053 01:18:22,931 --> 01:18:24,900      People got to get to work.      2054 01:18:24,933 --> 01:18:26,401  Come on, show 'em                   how you do it.                     2055 01:18:26,435 --> 01:18:28,036  Show 'em how you do it.            2056 01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:30,672      ♪ Hey, the roof, the roof,             the roof is on fire. ♪        2057 01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:31,840                   DEBRA:                               You're not going                    to believe this.  2058 01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:33,975        We got the Teamsters!         2059 01:18:34,009 --> 01:18:35,410  That's great,                       little brother.                    2060 01:18:35,444 --> 01:18:36,678                      They're going                       to announce     2061 01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:37,813              at a press conference               later today.            2062 01:18:37,846 --> 01:18:39,514    All you have to do is show up,    2063 01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:42,818     shake some hands, take some         photographs, but it is yours.     2064 01:18:42,851 --> 01:18:45,353                       Mays, what's                        the matter?    2065 01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:47,589          If they shut down                    this bus service,           2066 01:18:47,622 --> 01:18:49,624  I will drive you to work myself.  2067 01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:51,760              (  sighs  )                           Can't do it.             2068 01:18:51,793 --> 01:18:53,295  MARTIN:                             But it's Election Day!             2069 01:18:53,328 --> 01:18:54,963                You have to pick up                 this endorsement.     2070 01:18:54,996 --> 01:18:56,198          You said you want to win.  2071 01:18:56,231 --> 01:18:57,699    You can't snub the Teamsters.     2072 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:59,267            Do you want 'em                    to endorse Lewis?           2073 01:18:59,301 --> 01:19:01,803  I'm not worried about Lewis.        I'm running my race.               2074 01:19:01,837 --> 01:19:03,105  Go ahead, baby brother.             I got this.                        2075 01:19:03,138 --> 01:19:05,807             Now, Mays...                         Now-- Debra!             2076 01:19:05,841 --> 01:19:08,210             What? Y-Y-You-You                    just gonna let him go?  2077 01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:09,244  He's a grown man.                  2078 01:19:09,277 --> 01:19:11,747                They shut down                       the whole bus line.  2079 01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:13,215      What can he do about that?      2080 01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:15,150  ♪ Oh, it's gettin' hot in here ♪  2081 01:19:15,183 --> 01:19:16,485              ♪ So hot ♪              2082 01:19:16,518 --> 01:19:18,019  ♪ So take off all your clothes ♪  2083 01:19:18,053 --> 01:19:19,321       ♪ I am gettin' so hot ♪                      ♪ Oh ♪                 2084 01:19:19,354 --> 01:19:21,723           ♪ I want to take                   my clothes off... ♪          2085 01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:23,258             ANCHORWOMAN:                   In the latest exit poll,       2086 01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:26,128         Vice President Lewis                 has 51% of the vote.         2087 01:19:26,161 --> 01:19:28,463               I'll bring him right                back. He gotta vote.  2088 01:19:28,497 --> 01:19:31,900              ANCHORMAN:                      ...while Mays Gilliam            is posting an impressive 47%.    2089 01:19:31,933 --> 01:19:33,201            Hey, hey, hey.            2090 01:19:33,235 --> 01:19:34,536            You gotta get                   to the back of the bus.        2091 01:19:34,569 --> 01:19:35,604              (  gasps  )               2092 01:19:35,637 --> 01:19:37,072          I'm just playing.                        Come on!                2093 01:19:37,105 --> 01:19:38,940             ANCHORWOMAN:                  He and Vice President Lewis     2094 01:19:38,974 --> 01:19:41,042    are in a statistical dead heat.  2095 01:19:41,076 --> 01:19:43,245  MITCH:                              Come on! Vote, hoes!               2096 01:19:43,278 --> 01:19:45,981              ANCHORMAN:                 While Vice President Lewis and       Mitch Gilliam have been working  2097 01:19:46,014 --> 01:19:48,116              the campaign trail,                         Mays Gilliam     2098 01:19:48,150 --> 01:19:50,252             has been out                    driving people to work.       2099 01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:52,988             ♪ The roof,                     the roof is on fire! ♪        2100 01:19:53,021 --> 01:19:55,423         Why didn't somebody               around here think of this?      2101 01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:58,126    Why am I not out there driving          a damn bus or something?       2102 01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:01,830     Get me an SUV, or a minivan,           or a bus, or a scooter,        2103 01:20:01,863 --> 01:20:03,165  or a motorcycle, or a rickshaw.    2104 01:20:03,198 --> 01:20:05,534      Get me some wheels, bitch!      2105 01:20:06,835 --> 01:20:09,871        Are you going uptown?         2106 01:20:09,905 --> 01:20:11,807               Come on, Mays!                       Wait a minute, Mays!  2107 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,974              Mays, I was thinking,  2108 01:20:13,008 --> 01:20:14,709     we could write our own vows!     2109 01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:17,512          Mays! I love you!           2110 01:20:17,546 --> 01:20:18,713          I love you, Mays!           2111 01:20:18,747 --> 01:20:20,549            (  clattering  )            2112 01:20:20,582 --> 01:20:22,450                 ANCHORWOMAN:                        With the polls        2113 01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:25,220      just about 30 minutes from         closing here on the East Coast,  2114 01:20:25,253 --> 01:20:29,524    Mays Gilliam is actually ahead             by several points.          2115 01:20:29,558 --> 01:20:31,259             (  cheering  )             2116 01:20:31,293 --> 01:20:34,830        There is no question                 that Lewis has Texas.         2117 01:20:34,863 --> 01:20:39,100        It seems clear Gilliam             is going to take New York.      2118 01:20:41,203 --> 01:20:43,705        Yeah! Yeah! New York!         2119 01:20:43,738 --> 01:20:46,441      It's likely Lewis is going              to take Michigan.            2120 01:20:48,043 --> 01:20:52,280  It looks like Gilliam might just       pull an upset in Illinois.      2121 01:20:53,582 --> 01:20:57,052         Illinois! Illinois!                    Yeah! Go, Mays!            2122 01:20:57,085 --> 01:20:59,754          This looks like it may              come down to California.     2123 01:20:59,788 --> 01:21:02,290  This looks like it may come down             to California.            2124 01:21:02,324 --> 01:21:05,327          This looks like it may              come down to California.     2125 01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:08,997      All right, I need to know.               How real is this?           2126 01:21:09,030 --> 01:21:10,365    Can we win without California?    2127 01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:12,200  Well, sir, I still think            we stand a good chance             2128 01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:14,102  if you call in your connections     to the energy companies.           2129 01:21:14,135 --> 01:21:16,504                No, you can't win                    without California.  2130 01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:18,273            What the hell                     are you doing here?          2131 01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:19,541                       Oh, shut up.  2132 01:21:19,574 --> 01:21:21,276            You want to win, you'll             do what I tell you.       2133 01:21:21,309 --> 01:21:25,046          Gilliam has over 90                  percent minority turnout.  2134 01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:26,882                The whites are                       still the majority,  2135 01:21:26,915 --> 01:21:28,083            but they're not voting.  2136 01:21:28,116 --> 01:21:29,184               They don't like you.  2137 01:21:29,217 --> 01:21:31,119  I like you, sir.                                 Shut up.               2138 01:21:31,152 --> 01:21:32,254                Okay.                 2139 01:21:32,287 --> 01:21:33,555  Well, what can we do                to turn this around?               2140 01:21:33,588 --> 01:21:35,957              There's about one-                   and-a-half hours left  2141 01:21:35,991 --> 01:21:37,425           at the West Coast polls.  2142 01:21:37,459 --> 01:21:39,828           If there's a leak saying            Gilliam is going to win,  2143 01:21:39,861 --> 01:21:41,263            you'll get a late rush.  2144 01:21:41,296 --> 01:21:43,899              You get California,                  you get the election.  2145 01:21:43,932 --> 01:21:45,233                         (  sniffs  )  2146 01:21:45,267 --> 01:21:47,969           It'll make the 6:30 news            if we do it now.           2147 01:21:48,003 --> 01:21:49,671               We just have                         to put it out there.  2148 01:21:49,704 --> 01:21:51,106  Can we do this?                    2149 01:21:51,139 --> 01:21:53,975              We're the government.               We can do anything.     2150 01:21:54,009 --> 01:21:56,578              ANCHORMAN:                     The race for President            now turns to the West Coast.     2151 01:21:56,611 --> 01:21:58,647              BIG DAVE:                  People, Armageddon is upon us,    2152 01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:00,315            and Big Dave is scared!  2153 01:22:00,348 --> 01:22:01,983             ANCHORMAN 2:                        If the current                   voting trends sustain,        2154 01:22:02,017 --> 01:22:05,053    it appears likely that for the         first time in our history,      2155 01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:06,554            a black man will become  2156 01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:09,291    President of the United States                 of America.             2157 01:22:09,324 --> 01:22:12,761            ♪ One, two...                   one, two, three, yeah! ♪       2158 01:22:12,794 --> 01:22:15,230          (  people yelling  )          2159 01:22:15,263 --> 01:22:18,099      (  rapid-fire rap playing  )      2160 01:22:26,441 --> 01:22:30,478        (  yelling predominates             over rapid-fire rap song  )      2161 01:22:36,217 --> 01:22:40,021            (  screaming  )             2162 01:22:44,225 --> 01:22:46,161           DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING:                       I have a dream    2163 01:22:46,194 --> 01:22:49,197           that, one day...           2164 01:22:49,230 --> 01:22:51,566       this nation will rise up       2165 01:22:51,599 --> 01:22:56,371      and live up to the meaning                  of its dream.            2166 01:22:56,404 --> 01:23:00,408         We hold these truths                 to be self-evident,          2167 01:23:00,442 --> 01:23:03,745    that all men are created equal.  2168 01:23:03,778 --> 01:23:05,080              Checkmate.              2169 01:23:05,113 --> 01:23:07,449               I, Richard Nixon,                    do solemnly swear...  2170 01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:09,484            I, Ronald Reagan,                   do solemnly swear...       2171 01:23:09,517 --> 01:23:12,120    (  rap song and yelling fade  )     2172 01:23:16,524 --> 01:23:18,393  The race for President is over.    2173 01:23:18,426 --> 01:23:20,195        The race for President                      is over.               2174 01:23:20,228 --> 01:23:21,629      The election is now over.       2175 01:23:21,663 --> 01:23:23,565      The race for President...                   ...is over.              2176 01:23:23,598 --> 01:23:25,166      ANCHORMAN: Mays Gilliam--            ANCHORWOMAN: Brian Lewis--      2177 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:26,735            Mays Gilliam--                       Brian Lewis--             2178 01:23:26,768 --> 01:23:28,636  The race for President is over.    2179 01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:33,141    For the first time in history,        a black man, Mays Gilliam...     2180 01:23:33,174 --> 01:23:34,976             (  cheering  )             2181 01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:37,879    ...will be the next President      of the United States of America.  2182 01:23:37,912 --> 01:23:41,583                 Oh!                  2183 01:23:41,616 --> 01:23:43,351             Oh, my God!              2184 01:23:43,385 --> 01:23:47,389                 Oh!                  2185 01:23:47,422 --> 01:23:50,759              Oh! Oh...               2186 01:23:50,792 --> 01:23:52,694              ANCHORMAN:                    ...of the United States                    of America.              2187 01:23:52,727 --> 01:23:53,962  (  strangled gasp  )                 2188 01:23:53,995 --> 01:23:55,597            (  clamoring  )             2189 01:23:56,598 --> 01:23:58,433                Come here, brother.                 Come here.            2190 01:24:00,835 --> 01:24:02,037  I love you, man.                   2191 01:24:02,070 --> 01:24:03,271              I love you, too, man.  2192 01:24:03,304 --> 01:24:06,074         (  cheering wildly  )          2193 01:24:12,013 --> 01:24:13,848                            MAYS:         Appreciate it. Thanks a lot.     2194 01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:16,051            Thanks a lot.                        Thanks a lot.             2195 01:24:17,285 --> 01:24:19,687  Thank you.                          Thank you.                         2196 01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:21,189              Thank you. Thank you.  2197 01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:23,124            We won! We won! We won!  2198 01:24:23,158 --> 01:24:24,726                  Aren't you happy?  2199 01:24:24,759 --> 01:24:25,960  Can I have a massage?              2200 01:24:25,994 --> 01:24:27,228                               Yes!  2201 01:24:27,262 --> 01:24:30,398  I won! I won! I won!               2202 01:24:30,432 --> 01:24:31,766  Debra, there is                     no way in the world                2203 01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:33,368  I could have ever                   done this without you.             2204 01:24:33,401 --> 01:24:35,303                 You're damn right.  2205 01:24:35,336 --> 01:24:36,538       We won! We did it! Yes!        2206 01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:38,073          We did it! We won!                     Yes, yes, yes!            2207 01:24:38,106 --> 01:24:40,375             (  gunshot  )              2208 01:24:40,408 --> 01:24:42,210  Look at my little brother!                                 (  laughs  )  2209 01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:43,578  Boy, I'm proud of you!                                       Man!       2210 01:24:43,611 --> 01:24:45,613  Mr. President!                                    Mr. Vice President.  2211 01:24:45,647 --> 01:24:47,649  You're the man!                                      No, you the man!  2212 01:24:47,682 --> 01:24:49,417  You ain't gotta worry 'bout         no assassination or nothing.       2213 01:24:49,451 --> 01:24:50,985                 Why?                 2214 01:24:51,019 --> 01:24:52,620  'Cause they sure don't want me      to be the next President.          2215 01:24:52,654 --> 01:24:53,988  Little brother,                     you can raise taxes,               2216 01:24:54,022 --> 01:24:55,223  you can start a war....            2217 01:24:55,256 --> 01:24:57,358                  ANCHORMAN:                        Mays Gilliam...        2218 01:24:57,392 --> 01:25:00,428      That's my man! That's my man!  2219 01:25:00,462 --> 01:25:02,197                Whoo!                 2220 01:25:02,230 --> 01:25:03,631                ARNOT:                         Excuse me, please.          2221 01:25:03,665 --> 01:25:05,366                Mays!                 2222 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,102                   Hey! Man, I been                    looking for you.  2223 01:25:07,135 --> 01:25:08,303  I was looking for you.             2224 01:25:08,336 --> 01:25:09,871  Mays, this is amazing.             2225 01:25:09,904 --> 01:25:11,039                      It's amazing.   It's incredible.                   2226 01:25:11,072 --> 01:25:12,474                        Incredible!  2227 01:25:12,507 --> 01:25:13,808  What you were up against...        2228 01:25:13,842 --> 01:25:15,143                          The odds!  2229 01:25:15,176 --> 01:25:16,411                  Ooh, I can't wait                   to start working,  2230 01:25:16,444 --> 01:25:18,079                and, boy, do I have                 a job for you.        2231 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,581  Wow! I don't know                   what to say.                       2232 01:25:19,614 --> 01:25:22,450  What department do you want me      to work in? Finance?               2233 01:25:22,484 --> 01:25:25,787      No, no, no, no, that's not              good enough for you.         2234 01:25:25,820 --> 01:25:26,921  Foreign Affairs?                   2235 01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:28,123           No, not Foreign Affairs.  2236 01:25:28,156 --> 01:25:29,457                 I thought you                        could do something  2237 01:25:29,491 --> 01:25:32,494      real good in... Security!       2238 01:25:32,527 --> 01:25:33,695  You suck!                          2239 01:25:35,730 --> 01:25:38,433  (  sobbing  )                        2240 01:25:38,466 --> 01:25:42,137                           MARTIN:                         We'd like you              to run for President.    2241 01:25:42,170 --> 01:25:45,640                MAYS:                        Sometimes, you don't know          if people like you for you.     2242 01:25:45,673 --> 01:25:48,209                LISA:                       Well, I like you for you.      2243 01:25:48,243 --> 01:25:50,378       Thanks a lot. Thank you.                      Lisa!                 2244 01:25:50,411 --> 01:25:52,046                Mays!                 2245 01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:54,516    Get your hand off my ass, boy!    2246 01:25:54,549 --> 01:25:56,518                Wait!                 2247 01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:00,688               Mays...                2248 01:26:00,722 --> 01:26:02,824  Oh, my God,                         you are everywhere.                2249 01:26:02,857 --> 01:26:04,092  Look at you!                       2250 01:26:04,125 --> 01:26:06,594  Okay, so, what's                    the first thing                    2251 01:26:06,628 --> 01:26:09,164  you're going to do,                 Mr. President?                     2252 01:26:09,197 --> 01:26:12,634  Well, the first thing I'm going     to do is make you my First Lady.  2253 01:26:12,667 --> 01:26:14,969  Mays, don't you play with me        like that.                         2254 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:16,171                   I'm not playing.  2255 01:26:16,204 --> 01:26:17,372  You can't do that!                 2256 01:26:17,405 --> 01:26:18,806                I'm the government.  2257 01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,375                 I can do anything.  2258 01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:30,185                 ♪ ♪                  2259 01:26:36,391 --> 01:26:41,896              ANNOUNCER:                     Get ready for the 2005            Presidential Inaugural Ball.     2260 01:26:41,930 --> 01:26:44,399            Ladies and gentlemen,                        the President     2261 01:26:44,432 --> 01:26:48,336  of the United States of America,             Mays Gilliam,             2262 01:26:48,369 --> 01:26:52,407     and his future First Wifey,                          Lisa Clark!      2263 01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:54,609             (  applause  )             2264 01:26:54,642 --> 01:26:56,911                 ♪ ♪                  2265 01:27:04,385 --> 01:27:06,521         ♪ Look at him now, man,                ain't this great? ♪        2266 01:27:06,554 --> 01:27:08,957          ♪ Biggest man in town,              he's the head of state ♪     2267 01:27:08,990 --> 01:27:11,092     ♪ They come from all around            just for one handshake ♪       2268 01:27:11,125 --> 01:27:15,630             ♪ Look at him now,           he's the head of state... ♪      2269 01:27:21,469 --> 01:27:24,405       That's me, Mays Gilliam,       2270 01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:27,208    President of the United States                 of America.             2271 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:29,744            North America.            2272 01:27:29,777 --> 01:27:32,280                           (  ping  )  2273 01:27:36,384 --> 01:27:37,452  REPORTER: Who'd you vote for?                   For what?               2274 01:27:37,485 --> 01:27:39,354  For President.                                               Of what?  2275 01:27:39,387 --> 01:27:41,122  Of the United States.                                        Of what?  2276 01:27:41,155 --> 01:27:43,191  Of America.                                             What America?  2277 01:27:43,224 --> 01:27:44,459  North America.                     2278 01:27:44,492 --> 01:27:46,561                     Yo, slick,                    I don't vote, man.      2279 01:27:46,594 --> 01:27:47,996            You gonna buy                 some of this meat, or what?      2280 01:27:48,029 --> 01:27:49,897       You can't trust nobody.        2281 01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:52,400     Everybody's trying to rob you.                            Nobody!    2282 01:27:52,433 --> 01:27:54,269        That guy, right there!                  Don't trust him!           2283 01:27:54,302 --> 01:27:56,638      Can't trust no-damn-body!       2284 01:27:56,671 --> 01:27:59,774      America's taking advantage              of you, you and you!         2285 01:27:59,807 --> 01:28:01,576          You can go to war                      when you're 18,           2286 01:28:01,609 --> 01:28:04,279      but you can't have a drink                until you're 21!           2287 01:28:04,312 --> 01:28:05,613                ALL:                           That ain't right!           2288 01:28:05,647 --> 01:28:06,681  You're right,                       that ain't right!                  2289 01:28:06,714 --> 01:28:07,849  So let me                           get this straight.                 2290 01:28:07,882 --> 01:28:09,083         You're 18 years old.         2291 01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:11,185            You go to war.                       You come back.            2292 01:28:11,219 --> 01:28:12,720           Your leg is chopped off.  2293 01:28:12,754 --> 01:28:14,188            You got a nub!            2294 01:28:14,222 --> 01:28:16,724     Everywhere you go, they say,           "Hey, what's up, nubby?"       2295 01:28:16,758 --> 01:28:18,660  And you get to the bar,             and you say,                       2296 01:28:18,693 --> 01:28:20,228  "Bartender, can I have a drink?"  2297 01:28:20,261 --> 01:28:21,462    And he looks you up and down,     2298 01:28:21,496 --> 01:28:23,598             and he says,                   "I gotta see some I.D."        2299 01:28:23,631 --> 01:28:25,066                I.D.?!                2300 01:28:25,099 --> 01:28:26,434  You mean to tell me                2301 01:28:26,467 --> 01:28:29,237          a one-legged teenager                  can't have a drink?       2302 01:28:29,270 --> 01:28:30,638                ALL:                           That ain't right!           2303 01:28:30,672 --> 01:28:32,907          Where is the nub?                    Where is the nub?           2304 01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:34,909                Prescription drugs,          I'm going to lower prices.  2305 01:28:34,942 --> 01:28:36,511                     Let me explain              something else to you.  2306 01:28:36,544 --> 01:28:38,479                    You can survive                           a stroke.  2307 01:28:38,513 --> 01:28:42,250    But the high prices of medicine       will give you a heart attack.  2308 01:28:42,283 --> 01:28:46,154           America is the richest,       most powerful nation on Earth.    2309 01:28:46,187 --> 01:28:50,291        If America was a car,             America would be a Bentley,      2310 01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:54,829       sitting on chrome doves,            with TVs in the headrests,      2311 01:28:54,862 --> 01:28:58,499    and a fine, naked Puerto Rican          girl feeding you grapes!       2312 01:28:58,533 --> 01:29:00,034                  Ain't nothing                        better than that!  2313 01:29:00,068 --> 01:29:02,036            Ain't nothing ever been             better than that!         2314 01:29:02,070 --> 01:29:04,639  IVAN SCOTT:                         Most political pundits are          saying that your brother           2315 01:29:04,672 --> 01:29:06,574  destroyed any chance he had         of winning this election           2316 01:29:06,607 --> 01:29:08,643  by naming you as his running        mate. Why did he do that?          2317 01:29:08,676 --> 01:29:10,311        Why'd your brother pick you         to be the anchorman?          2318 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,779  I don't have a brother.            2319 01:29:11,813 --> 01:29:13,181          Oh, you said it was                  your brother at the time.  2320 01:29:13,214 --> 01:29:14,849            I did my homework the                same way you did yours.  2321 01:29:14,882 --> 01:29:16,851          Okay? You got your job              the same way I got mine.     2322 01:29:16,884 --> 01:29:18,252  I'm not running                     for public office.                 2323 01:29:18,286 --> 01:29:21,789         And I'm not running                    for anchorman.             2324 01:29:21,823 --> 01:29:23,858                 ♪ ♪                  2325 01:29:31,733 --> 01:29:33,835                 ♪ ♪                  2326 01:29:43,745 --> 01:29:45,847                 ♪ ♪                  2327 01:29:55,757 --> 01:29:57,959                 ♪ ♪                  2328 01:30:07,802 --> 01:30:10,505                 ♪ ♪                  2329 01:30:13,775 --> 01:30:20,648                 ♪ ♪                  301779

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