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( water splashes )
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( lilting melody playing
on acoustic guitar )
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( violins join in )
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( French horns playing )
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( trumpets join in )
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( solo guitar resolves melody )
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( patriotic melody plays )
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♪ ♪
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( mid-tempo rap beat plays )
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♪ Here's a story about a man ♪
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♪ A simple man ♪
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♪ A man with a dream
to do the world some good ♪
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♪ Here's a story
for rich and poor ♪
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♪ For young and for old ♪
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♪ About a man from the 'hood ♪
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♪ Tryin' to do the world
some good ♪
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♪ Here's a story about a man ♪
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♪ An everyday man ♪
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♪ A man with a dream ♪
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♪ To be the head of state,
state, state ♪
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♪ Hmm... ♪
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( phone ringing )
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MAN:
Alderman Gilliam's office.
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What are you upset about?
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It's not a black-owned business?
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MAN 2 ( over phone ):
That's right!
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MAN:
Yeah, but it's a Chinese food
restaurant.
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So what?!
Yeah!
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I know it's fried rice,
but it's not "fried" rice.
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( phone rings )
Alderman Gilliam's office.
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Hi, honey!
Hey, hey, Kim, Kim, Kim.
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Hey, how is it going, honey?
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Got tickets to the symphony.
Really? Well, hold on a second,
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Listen, on your way home...
'cause I got call.
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Mays, you better...
I got another call!
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KIM:
Mays? Mays?!
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TV ANNOUNCER:
Vote for Gaines and James.
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The Million Babies'
Mamas' March?
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WOMAN ( over phone ):
It's a very good cause.
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No, you're going to have to call
Reverend Barton for that one.
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MAN ( over phone ):
I got these food stamps...
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No, you can't use food stamps
to buy tires.
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Alderman Gilliam?
I'm sorry, Mr. Hawkins.
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What can I do for you?
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Your girlfriend's on hold.
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Honey, wait, hold on a second.
...put me on hold every time!
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Now, now, what was it,
Mr. Hawkins?
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The bus, Mays.
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I read where they're
gonna shut down
our bus line.
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( over phone ):
Mays, are you listening to me?
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If they do that,
I can't get to work.
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Unless they give me a job
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in that new mall.
Don't worry, Mr. Hawkins.
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I've been talking
to the people downtown,
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and I promise you this:
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If they shut down
this bus line,
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I will drive you to work myself.
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You got my word.
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Alderman Gilliam, quick!
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Miss Pearl is back!
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Okay, I gotta go.
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( driving rap beat plays )
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MAYS ( voice-over ):
Hi, that's me, Mays Gilliam,
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alderman of the Ninth Ward
of Washington, D.C.
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Not the part of D.C.
that you're familiar with.
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I work in a neighborhood so bad,
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you can get shot
while you're getting shot.
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Around here,
when people have a problem,
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they don't call the mayor,
they call me.
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( driving rap beat continues )
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Come on, come on, come on.
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All right, okay. Miss Pearl!
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Miss Pearl! What's going on?
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( sobbing ):
Mays, Dionne is in the house!
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I know she is!
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MAN:
Look, I don't know what
she's talking about.
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We checked the house;
there's nobody in there.
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Hey, man, Dionne is her cat.
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MAN:
Well, whatever.
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Cat's got nine lives.
He'll be fine.
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Frank, can't we let
one guy go in there
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and help this lady
get her cat?
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Can't do it, Mays.
Once they laid
the explosives,
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there's nothing I can do.
She just showed up.
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Come on, man, you already took
the lady's house.
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Can you at least let her
get her cat?
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Hey, we didn't take her house.
We gave her 40 grand.
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40 grand? What kind of house
is she supposed to get
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with 40 grand?
What, a crack house?
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I think she'd be happy
to get out of this rattrap.
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Who the hell are you to call
this place a rattrap?
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This is my neighborhood.
This is where I'm from.
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I got my first bike stolen
right there.
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My daddy got his bike stolen
right there.
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When I have a son,
I hope he's fortunate enough
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to get stuck up right there.
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Now, can't you let somebody
go in there and check?
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We already looked.
There's nothing in here.
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Now, look, we got
work to do here.
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Leave the people alone!
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Let's go.
Let's get this thing going.
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Come on, now.
Come on, Mays!
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Come on, stop being
in such a hurry.
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FRANK:
We been here all morning.
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Let the lady go inside.
PEARL: Dionne?!
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Come on, baby!
Oh, sugar baby. Come on!
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Could you at least turn it off?
Let the lady get her cat.
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Dionne, baby?!
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I got something for you!
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( meows )
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Dionne!
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Miss Pearl, no!
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Dionne! Dionne!
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All right, turn it off.
Turn it off.
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Wait'll this woman
gets her cat.
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Shit! It's not working.
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Cut it off!
Turn it off!
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She better get out of there.
It's gonna blow!
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Miss Pearl!
Miss Pearl! Miss Pearl!
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Miss Pearl, come on!
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Oh, no, Mays!
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Come on!
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Mays, you've only
got a minute!
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Miss Pearl... Miss Pearl!
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FRANK:
Fix it! Get to work!
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I'm trying!
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Get a union man
on this-- Mays!
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Get out! Mays!
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( mutters )
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Miss Pearl, we got
to get out of here.
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They're gonna blow
this place up.
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Oh, they wouldn't do
that, baby.
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They know we're in here.
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Miss Pearl, I love you.
I've known you a long time.
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Now, you've seen a lot of things
in your life.
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You've seen churches
burnt to the ground.
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You've seen dogs
sicced on children.
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You've seen Malcolm X killed.
You've seen JFK killed.
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They shut up Muhammad Ali.
They shut up Richard Pryor.
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They gave Magic Johnson AIDS.
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They turned
Michael Jackson white.
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Now, do you really think these
people give a damn about you?!
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( driving rap beat playing )
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( Mays and Pearl yelling )
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( shrieking )
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( rap song plays over radio )
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♪ Look for me! Young, B ♪
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♪ Cruisin' down the Westside ♪
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♪ High, way,
Doing what we like to do ♪
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♪ Our way,
Eyes behind shades... ♪
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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
We interrupt the Jay-Z song
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to bring you this
special bulletin.
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Presidential candidate Senator
Sam Gaines and his running mate,
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General Olson James,
were both killed today
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when their planes crashed
into each other over Virginia.
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We now return you to the Jay-Z
song already in progress.
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♪ Cuz Mami's a rider,
and I'm a roller ♪
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♪ Put us together,
how they gon' stop both us? ♪
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♪ Whatever she lacks,
I'm right over her shoulder ♪
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♪ When I'm off track,
Mami is keepin' me focused ♪
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♪ So let's lock this down
like it's supposed to be ♪
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♪ The '03 Bon... ♪
( turns off radio )
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( rap music plays
in background )
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Hey, what's up, Warren?
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I'm trying to be like you, hero.
What's up, man?
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Saving kittens?
Don't steal my car now.
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I don't want that garbage.
( rap song plays )
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What am I gonna do,
feed your car to my car, man?
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Let me get ten Nine Lives,
four Lucky Ducks,
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two Straight Pokers...
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three Crabpots
and five Powerballs.
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Thank you. Here you go.
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( applause )
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Y'all need to stop.
Y'all need to stop it now.
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( angelic music plays )
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Um, why are all these people
in here clapping?
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What, you didn't see me
on the news?
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No, I didn't.
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I got meat! More beef than
East Coast, West Coast rap.
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Check it out!
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Hey, Superman!
Saving lives and stuff.
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Why don't you cop one
of these pork chops, ah?
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You know what you need
to do?
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You need to leave.
I'm not gonna tell you again.
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Come on, man,
nobody wants your meat.
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I mean, who the hell wants
to buy stolen meat?
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I'll take a T-bone.
You like gizzards too?
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We can get set up
with Chinese food.
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Good.
Clifton, Barracuda!
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Hey, did you hear about that guy
running for President?
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Who do you think they're
gonna get to replace him?
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I don't know.
Maybe they should get Shaq.
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Nobody can beat him. Now,
are you gonna get some gas?
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You're holding my line up.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Ten on three.
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♪ All I need
in this life of sin ♪
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♪ Is me and my girlfriend ♪
♪ Me and my girlfriend ♪
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♪ Down to ride to the very end,
it's me... ♪
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( rhythm and blues plays )
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You've got a lot of nerve
hanging up on me.
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Hanging up? What-Wha--
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Wha-What's going on?
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I'm leaving you,
that's what's going on!
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You know, the only reason
I ever accepted
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this engagement ring
from you in the first place
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is because I thought
you had potential!
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I thought
you wanted more, Mays!
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Why can't you just play
the game, Mays?!
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Wear a suit!
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Be a real politician!
Wait a minute.
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What's my clothes
have to do with a...
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Are you seeing somebody else?
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I'm seeing everybody else!
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I've met mosquitoes
with more force than you.
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I'm tired
of your little games...
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and I'm tired of being
your little secretary.
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Here's the light bill.
I didn't pay it.
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Here's the cable bill.
I didn't pay that either.
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And here's the bill
for your car note.
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I hope they take it!
( car alarm blaring )
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Wait a minute. That's my car!
That's my car!
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( cackling )
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I hate that piece of shit.
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I am tired of spending
my time
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waiting for you to quit
acting like a child
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and act like a grown man
for a change, Mays!
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I need to get on
with my life!
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I want a house! I want children!
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I want to go on vacation!
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You're horrible in bed!
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( cackling laughter )
( rhythm and blues builds )
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( yelling )
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( music and yelling stops )
I wish you would.
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For the last time,
I'm not running for President.
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( woman sighs )
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I'm not crazy.
Gaines was 20 points behind.
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It's ten weeks to election day.
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Damn it! Those guys
should have known better
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than to talk on a cell phone
in a plane.
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SENATOR:
What about Sanderson?
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That's a joke. Lewis has been
Vice President for eight years.
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He's a war hero,
and he's Sharon Stone's cousin.
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He can't lose.
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What about Mosley?
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Girls.
Connelly?
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Boys.
McMasters?
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Big boys.
So, what?
248
00:09:37,810 --> 00:09:39,845
We just concede
the election to Lewis?
249
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Don't worry, nobody said
anything about conceding, Debra,
250
00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:43,683
but let's get real here.
251
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You know,
we're gonna lose this one.
252
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So the thing to do
253
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is to set the party up
for the next election.
254
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We need a candidate that's
going to put on a good show.
255
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This isn't a circus.
256
00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,330
It's a presidential election.
257
00:09:57,363 --> 00:09:59,498
You can't just
pick some...
258
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some guy to run for President.
259
00:10:02,468 --> 00:10:03,903
This is unprecedented,
260
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:06,272
but if I put in a call
to the party chairman,
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we find a candidate,
he'll back him.
262
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DEBRA:
Who's going
to run a race
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that they know they can't win?
264
00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,578
Who says he has to know?
265
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,146
JAY-Z:
♪ Young, B ♪
266
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♪ Cruisin' down the Westside ♪
267
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♪ High, way,
Doing what we like to do ♪
268
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♪ Our, way,
Eyes behind shades ♪
269
00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,220
♪ This necklace the reason... ♪
270
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What the...?
271
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What now?
272
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( engine roaring )
273
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,472
No! No, not my bike!
274
00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:41,173
Not my bike!
275
00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:45,878
Not my bike! No!
276
00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:47,179
Now, when I
went in there,
277
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I wasn't thinking
about being a hero.
278
00:10:48,914 --> 00:10:52,018
I was just trying
to help Miss Pearl.
279
00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:52,985
( imitating Mays ):
Miss Pearl.
280
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Miss Pearl.
Miss Pearl.
281
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,255
I think we found our man.
282
00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:58,958
Oh, look at this!
This is, this is great!
283
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:00,192
This is America, see?
284
00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:02,028
Little guy against
the big guy.
285
00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:03,963
Corporations
against the people.
286
00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:06,032
Young versus old.
What's better than this?
287
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,800
Come on, give me a break!
288
00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:10,636
I'm going to run
an alderman for President?
289
00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:13,472
No. He's not an alderman.
290
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,508
He's a hero.
291
00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,676
Who doesn't like a hero?
292
00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,144
Big business loves a hero!
293
00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,812
See?
294
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,214
Bill, you said that we needed
somebody who can help the party.
295
00:11:22,248 --> 00:11:24,583
Now, how in the hell does
this guy help the party?
296
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:25,818
I'm glad you asked.
297
00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:27,953
See, the United
States is changing.
298
00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,455
Well, America is changing.
299
00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:32,958
Inside of 20 years--
well, you know the numbers:
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20% black, 21% Asian...
301
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,195
39% Hispanic.
302
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,431
The minorities will be
the majority.
303
00:11:38,464 --> 00:11:42,268
Now, the smartest thing
we can do is be the first party
304
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to nominate a minority
for President.
305
00:11:44,804 --> 00:11:45,905
How about a cripple?
306
00:11:45,938 --> 00:11:47,540
I don't think so, Charlie.
307
00:11:47,573 --> 00:11:50,209
Now, uh, we'll lose,
of course...
308
00:11:50,242 --> 00:11:52,545
but the minorities
will be happy.
309
00:11:52,578 --> 00:11:54,313
The minorities will be happy,
310
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and they will vote for us
in 2008
311
00:11:57,083 --> 00:11:59,285
because we've shown
we support them.
312
00:11:59,318 --> 00:12:02,121
And the white people will vote
for us because, uh...
313
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well, our guy isn't black.
314
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You got my vote!
315
00:12:05,391 --> 00:12:06,959
Geller, why don't you,
uh, see if you can track down
316
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,194
this, uh, Mays Gilliam?
317
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:13,466
Uh, Charlie...
go check our accounts.
318
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:25,311
Give me one good reason
why I should go along with this.
319
00:12:25,344 --> 00:12:26,445
Don't you get it, Debra?
320
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,782
I intend to run for President
in 2008.
321
00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:35,321
Now, you give me one reason
why you shouldn't.
322
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:41,026
Well... I mean, he-he
would take a lot of work.
323
00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:43,028
And we can run
a background check,
324
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:45,664
but it's obvious he's not
a party line candidate.
325
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,200
I mean, he's just some kid who
thinks he can make a difference.
326
00:12:48,234 --> 00:12:49,802
Don't worry about all that.
327
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:52,104
You just go out there,
you put the machine behind him.
328
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:55,641
You get 25 points in the poll,
consider it a win.
329
00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:57,777
Make sure
he doesn't embarrass us.
330
00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,379
After this is over,
we get to work.
331
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:03,449
When I'm President...
332
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:04,984
I'll take care of you.
333
00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:07,920
MAYS:
Coop, you got
to help me.
334
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,655
They locked me
out of my office.
335
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,657
I know. The mayor is
fed up with you.
336
00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,359
How many times
have I told you?
337
00:13:13,392 --> 00:13:15,194
You got to quit trying
to fix stuff.
338
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,963
I could have got you
into the council next term.
339
00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:19,265
Now you're red-lined.
340
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,599
Shannon's taking over
your district.
341
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,835
They need to smooth over
this mall situation,
342
00:13:22,868 --> 00:13:24,837
and that bus thing's
about to heat up.
343
00:13:24,870 --> 00:13:26,839
They don't trust you.
They don't trust me?
344
00:13:26,872 --> 00:13:28,541
I'm not the one stealing
people's houses.
345
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,709
You see, that's what your
problem is right there.
346
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,211
You got to work
with us, Mays!
347
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:35,648
That stuff you pulled over there
cost the city money.
348
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:36,982
Makes the mayor look bad.
349
00:13:37,016 --> 00:13:39,018
Now, contrary
to popular belief,
350
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:41,520
politics is no place
to express yourself.
351
00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,023
You want to get in,
you got to fit in.
352
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:45,224
And look at you.
353
00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,926
Grow up.
You got to dress better.
354
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:49,428
Even Puff Daddy wears
a suit to court.
355
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:55,201
I'm sorry, brother,
but ain't nothing I can do.
356
00:13:58,537 --> 00:13:59,572
Nice car.
357
00:13:59,605 --> 00:14:00,806
Hey, ain't it, though?
358
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,474
Got it for a song
at the repo auction.
359
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:03,709
( laughs )
360
00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:05,778
( laughter continues )
361
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:07,279
( engine starts )
362
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,849
♪ Look for me! Young, B ♪
363
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,483
♪ Cruisin' down the Westside ♪
364
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,685
♪ High, way... ♪
365
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,387
( thunder rumbling )
366
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:18,357
( rhythm and blues beat plays )
367
00:14:25,965 --> 00:14:28,100
♪ He feels bad, mighty low ♪
368
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,436
♪ Got nowhere to go ♪
369
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:33,205
♪ What can you do
when you're feeling low? ♪
370
00:14:33,239 --> 00:14:34,573
♪ Man, I wanna know ♪
371
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,875
( wailing )
372
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,576
♪ He feels bad, mighty low ♪
373
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,511
♪ Got nowhere to go ♪
374
00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:43,382
♪ What can you do
when you're feeling low ♪
375
00:14:43,415 --> 00:14:45,351
♪ And your car
just got repo'd? ♪
376
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,319
Mays Gilliam?
377
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,991
( thunder rumbling )
378
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,251
Mays Gilliam,
Debra Lassiter.
379
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,321
Nice to meet you.
Take a seat.
380
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,662
Mays, we know what
happened today.
381
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,096
We know you lost your job.
382
00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,631
Well, how'd you know that?
383
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,333
It just happened.
384
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,602
We're the government, Mays.
We know everything.
385
00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:39,772
Mays, we'd like you
to do something for us.
386
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:43,275
Yeah, sure, I-I-I'd love to work
on a presidential campaign.
387
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,411
You know,
I'll make phone calls...
388
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,346
send out flyers.
389
00:15:47,379 --> 00:15:49,748
Now, who have you guys chosen
to run against Lewis?
390
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,651
Well, that's exactly what
we wanted to talk to you about.
391
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:57,122
We'd like you
to run for President.
392
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,163
Of what?
393
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:05,764
The United States.
394
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,499
Of what?
395
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,301
Of America.
396
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,837
Which America?
( yelling ): North...!
397
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,839
( quietly ):
America, Mays.
398
00:16:13,872 --> 00:16:16,775
Get outta here!
399
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,243
We're not joking, Mays.
400
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:20,646
We want you to be the nominee
for the office
401
00:16:20,679 --> 00:16:23,115
of President
of the United States of America.
402
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:26,852
( crowd cheering )
( "Hail To the Chief" playing )
403
00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:29,054
( gunshot )
404
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:31,223
Okay, let me get this straight.
405
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:33,892
You guys couldn't find
anybody else to run?
406
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:35,461
You couldn't find nobody?
407
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,895
Mm, something's wrong here.
408
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:39,999
You couldn't find
a-a congressman, a senator?
409
00:16:40,032 --> 00:16:41,834
I mean, I'm just an alderman.
410
00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:45,404
Congressmen, senators, they work
with other politicians.
411
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:46,872
You're an alderman,
Mays.
412
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:48,340
You work with the people,
413
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:52,211
and that's what we want--
a man of the people.
414
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:53,712
This is a big joke, right?
415
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,381
They've got a hidden camera
somewhere around here.
416
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,049
Y'all are gonna get
a big laugh outta this.
417
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,851
Well, you know what?
418
00:16:58,884 --> 00:17:00,819
I don't even care, 'cause one
of y'all is gonna drive me home
419
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,788
'cause my bike is messed up.
420
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:05,491
( "Yankee Doodle Dandy"
playing )
You an American, Mays?
421
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,626
Wow. Bill Arnot.
422
00:17:07,659 --> 00:17:09,294
Are you an American?
423
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:10,562
Yes.
424
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:13,465
Mays, this isn't just
an election.
425
00:17:13,499 --> 00:17:14,733
It's a moment.
426
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,902
This is the moment when
you have the opportunity
427
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:18,537
to show little
boys and girls,
428
00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:21,073
men and women, what
America's all about.
429
00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:24,176
Look at that.
430
00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,078
When I see
that, I think
431
00:17:26,111 --> 00:17:29,415
of our forefathers fighting
to make this country what it is.
432
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,917
And when I see that,
I think about the guy
433
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:35,287
who's got to scrub
it for minimum wage.
434
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,089
That's why
we want you, Mays.
435
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:39,691
You care
about the little people.
436
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,027
So what's it going to be?
437
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:47,066
( brisk, dramatic,
patriotic theme plays )
438
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,602
( reporters clamoring )
439
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,205
( camera shutters clicking )
440
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:56,909
( upbeat patriotic theme
continues )
441
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:58,544
It gives me great honor
442
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,213
to accept the party's nomination
443
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:05,217
for President
of the United States of America.
444
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:09,121
( screeching ):
No!
445
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,689
( scream echoing )
446
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:13,125
( mooing )
447
00:18:14,293 --> 00:18:16,395
Welcome to your
campaign headquarters.
448
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:20,766
These folks are going to do
everything they can to
help you get elected.
449
00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:23,035
These are your people.
450
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,870
Oh, here,
let's take a look at this.
451
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,138
Hey, Mark,
is that cued up?
452
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,639
MARK:
Yep.
453
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:29,074
Roll it, please.
454
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:31,877
Yeah, yeah. Yeah...
455
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,413
( noble, majestic music begins
on TV )
456
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:35,581
( mimicks crowd roaring )
457
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:39,051
Oh, this is
a great spot.
458
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,153
TV ANNOUNCER:
If you love America,
459
00:18:41,186 --> 00:18:45,457
vote Mays Gilliam for President.
460
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,826
Huh?
461
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,929
But I'm-I'm not in it.
462
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,664
You don't even see my face.
463
00:18:52,698 --> 00:18:54,766
Well, it's a template. We'll
get you in there eventually.
464
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,669
Mays, there's a couple of people
I want you to meet.
465
00:18:57,703 --> 00:18:59,671
This is your security director,
Mr. Earl.
466
00:18:59,705 --> 00:19:01,740
You're going to be
in good hands.
467
00:19:01,773 --> 00:19:02,975
Pleased to meet you, sir.
468
00:19:03,008 --> 00:19:04,243
If you ever find yourself
in trouble,
469
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:05,477
just yell "security,"
470
00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:07,479
and my people will handle
the situation.
471
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:08,780
This is your decoy,
Mays Junior.
472
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,749
He enters all of your events
before you.
473
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,417
If anything's going
to happen to you,
474
00:19:12,451 --> 00:19:13,785
it'll happen to him first.
475
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,321
You know, Tupac could've used
a guy like you.
476
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:17,956
This is Nicollette White.
477
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:21,160
She's your Executive Director
of Internal Liaisons.
478
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,427
You can call me Nikki.
479
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:23,662
It will be a pleasure
to serve you.
480
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:25,597
I am available to you
around the clock.
481
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:26,798
Just let me know.
482
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,134
Now, what does she do?
483
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,869
Oh, she sleeps with you.
484
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:34,006
Oh, we get tired of getting
caught up in sex scandals,
485
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,475
so we commissioned our own team
of super whores.
486
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,177
You call yourself
whores?!
487
00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:40,312
Move that fat ass!
One! Two! Three!
488
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,014
These girls are good.
489
00:19:42,047 --> 00:19:43,382
Good morning, Mays.
490
00:19:43,415 --> 00:19:46,051
I took the liberty
of choosing some options
491
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,519
for this evening's
fundraiser.
492
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,087
You don't mind,
do you?
493
00:19:49,121 --> 00:19:51,423
No, no, I-I'll wear whatever
you need me to wear.
494
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:53,192
Now, what fundraiser is this?
495
00:19:53,225 --> 00:19:54,359
It's your coming-out party.
496
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,028
Campaigns cost money.
497
00:19:56,061 --> 00:19:58,363
The people you meet tonight
have plenty of it.
498
00:19:58,397 --> 00:20:00,532
Now, Geller and I are going
to advance the party,
499
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,668
and Mr. Earl will bring you
8:00 sharp.
500
00:20:02,701 --> 00:20:04,903
Here are your
off-the-cuff remarks.
501
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,071
Learn them.
502
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:08,173
See you later.
Okay.
503
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,508
( sighs )
504
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:13,412
( playing classical music )
505
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:15,614
Sir!
( clamoring fades )
506
00:20:15,647 --> 00:20:17,349
EARL:
Remember, sir,
just nod and move.
507
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:18,784
Nod and move.
508
00:20:18,817 --> 00:20:20,018
WOMAN:
Mr. Gilliam!
509
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,253
( crowd clamoring )
510
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:22,754
So, what do you plan to do
about taxes?
511
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:25,257
Do you plan to support
paternal leave incentives?
512
00:20:25,290 --> 00:20:26,925
Hey, could you get my demo
to somebody?
513
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,093
Anybody, please!
Please!
514
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:29,428
Don't accept
any unscreened packages, sir.
515
00:20:29,461 --> 00:20:30,896
It's a security
measure.
516
00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:31,897
Mays, Mays...
517
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:33,465
You have some people
to talk to.
518
00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,400
Tomorrow, work.
Tonight, smile, shake hands,
519
00:20:35,434 --> 00:20:36,635
and be nice to the wives.
520
00:20:36,668 --> 00:20:38,437
I'll double-check
the P.A. system.
521
00:20:38,470 --> 00:20:40,305
You'll make a brief statement
at 11:00.
522
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,573
MAYS:
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
523
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:45,143
( classical music continues )
524
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,646
( loud smooching )
525
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,115
Hi. How you doing?
526
00:20:50,148 --> 00:20:52,851
All right.
You all right.
527
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:56,288
I wish you luck, sir.
528
00:20:56,321 --> 00:20:57,889
Arrigato.
529
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,959
( clamoring )
530
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,461
It's a little bit
like Timberland,
531
00:21:02,494 --> 00:21:03,996
you know, and I got
a little bit of Missy
532
00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,264
moving up through there,
533
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,665
but what I'm really
trying to go through
534
00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,300
is that Neptune kinda
feel, you know, so I...
535
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,269
Excuse me, Mays,
the Teamsters are here.
536
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,104
What are you doing
talking to the help?
537
00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:13,338
Gentlemen,
Mr. Mays Gilliam.
538
00:21:13,372 --> 00:21:14,940
Guys, I just want
to say, hey,
539
00:21:14,973 --> 00:21:17,075
I'm all for labor,
I'm all for unions,
540
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,310
but you know
and I know
541
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:20,145
that you guys are
gonna endorse Lewis.
542
00:21:20,178 --> 00:21:21,446
It's a business decision.
543
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,649
We're going to do
what's best for the union.
544
00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,450
By the way, have you decided
on a running mate?
545
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:26,852
We're thinking about it.
546
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,820
Well, we think maybe
you should consider Sanders.
547
00:21:28,854 --> 00:21:30,656
Well, we're considering
several options.
548
00:21:30,689 --> 00:21:32,491
Yeah, well, maybe you should
also consider giving us
549
00:21:32,524 --> 00:21:34,126
support on that new referendum.
Excuse me.
550
00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:35,460
Well, that depends.
Can we depend on
your support...?
551
00:21:35,494 --> 00:21:36,662
What's up
with this guy?
552
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:39,731
Track four.
Check out track four.
553
00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:45,804
So, what do
you have there?
554
00:21:45,837 --> 00:21:47,506
Well, we got
some shrimp puffs
555
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:48,807
and some cheese snacks--
556
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,510
you know, just some...
finger foods.
557
00:21:51,543 --> 00:21:52,678
Thought that was you.
558
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,146
So, what's up
with the two jobs?
559
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:55,414
Bad credit?
560
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,049
Why do I have to have
bad credit?
561
00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,185
Why can't I be saving up
for a car or for school?
562
00:22:00,218 --> 00:22:01,586
Maybe I like to work.
563
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,288
Excuse me.
564
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,223
Hey, I'm sorry.
You know what?
565
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,658
I never got your name.
566
00:22:06,692 --> 00:22:08,727
Lisa. Lisa Clark.
Hey, Lisa Clark. Mays.
567
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,696
So why you being so rude,
Lisa Clark?
568
00:22:10,729 --> 00:22:13,131
I'm not trying to be rude.
I'm working.
569
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,700
We're not supposed to
mingle with the guests.
570
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,068
Plus, I don't know you.
571
00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:19,004
You know me.
Uh, no, I don't know you.
572
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:20,172
But you know me.
573
00:22:20,205 --> 00:22:21,506
You've come to
the gas station
574
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:22,841
a couple of times,
575
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:25,544
and I see you, but
I don't know... you.
576
00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:27,079
Well, let's get to know
each other.
577
00:22:27,112 --> 00:22:28,647
Come on, let's dance.
I have to work.
578
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,981
I know you're working.
579
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,850
Yes, I'm working, too,
so let's keep working.
580
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:32,884
You want to dance?
581
00:22:32,918 --> 00:22:34,219
Okay, but don't get me
in trouble.
582
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:35,420
Hit it!
583
00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,022
♪ Oh ♪
584
00:22:37,055 --> 00:22:39,124
( intro to "Hot In Here"
playing )
585
00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:45,097
I cannot believe you got
me out here like this.
586
00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:47,265
Yeah, but you like it, right?
587
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:49,368
Yeah, a little.
♪ A little bit a ah, ah ♪
588
00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:53,739
♪ With a little bit a ♪
589
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,307
♪ Flirtatious,
tryin' to show faces, oh ♪
590
00:22:55,340 --> 00:22:56,775
♪ Lookin' for the right time
to shoot my steam ♪
591
00:22:56,808 --> 00:22:58,543
Uh-oh, I'm feeling
it, I'm feeling it.
592
00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:00,812
♪ Lookin' for the right time
to flash them Gs, then, um ♪
593
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:02,414
♪ No deceivin',
nothin' up my sleeve ♪
594
00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:05,250
♪ No teasin',
I need you to get up ♪
595
00:23:05,283 --> 00:23:06,885
♪ Up on the dance floor ♪
596
00:23:06,918 --> 00:23:08,954
♪ Give that man
what he askin' for ♪
597
00:23:08,987 --> 00:23:11,123
Go ahead, girl, work it.
♪ Cuz I feel like
bustin' loose ♪
598
00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,725
Work it!
♪ And I feel like
touchin' you, uh, uh ♪
599
00:23:13,759 --> 00:23:15,861
♪ And can't nobody stop
the juice ♪
600
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:17,896
♪ So baby tell me
what's the use ♪
601
00:23:17,929 --> 00:23:20,799
♪ I said it's gettin' hot
in here, so hot ♪
602
00:23:20,832 --> 00:23:22,868
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
603
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:25,270
♪ I am gettin' so hot ♪
Oh, my God. You know what?
604
00:23:25,303 --> 00:23:26,405
I'm having too much fun.
605
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:27,739
I gotta get
back to work.
606
00:23:27,773 --> 00:23:29,408
No, come on, stay. No!
I gotta go.
607
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,642
Come on, co... come on!
608
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:32,411
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
609
00:23:32,444 --> 00:23:33,612
♪ I am gettin' so hot... ♪
610
00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:34,880
Come on, brother,
611
00:23:34,913 --> 00:23:36,982
I know you know how
to do this dance.
612
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:38,116
No, sorry, I don't.
613
00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:39,985
Come on, man,
I know you know how to do
614
00:23:40,018 --> 00:23:40,919
the Electric Slide.
615
00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:42,954
No, I can't say
that I do.
616
00:23:42,988 --> 00:23:44,689
♪ And I be down, and do a
hundred, top down and goggles ♪
617
00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:45,991
Get yo ass in there!
618
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:47,959
♪ Get off the freeway,
exit 106 ♪
619
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,928
♪ And parked it Ash tray,
flip gate, time to spark it ♪
620
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:51,296
♪ So take it off
like you're home alone ♪
621
00:23:51,329 --> 00:23:53,131
What the hell is this?!
622
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:55,033
♪ You know dance
in front your mirror ♪
Where's Mays?
623
00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:57,035
♪ Checkin' your reflection
and tellin' your best friend ♪
624
00:23:57,068 --> 00:23:58,470
Over there.
♪ "Girl, I think
my butt gettin' big" ♪
625
00:23:58,503 --> 00:23:59,638
DEBRA:
Oh, my...
626
00:23:59,671 --> 00:24:00,939
MARTIN:
God!
627
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:02,240
We gotta stop him.
What...?
628
00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:03,542
DEBRA:
Excuse us, please.
629
00:24:03,575 --> 00:24:05,277
♪ I am getting so hot ♪
630
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,379
♪ I wanna take my clothes off ♪
631
00:24:07,412 --> 00:24:08,780
What do you think
you're doing?!
632
00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:10,282
Mays, stop it!
633
00:24:10,315 --> 00:24:12,617
Come on, man, I'm just trying
to get the party started.
634
00:24:12,651 --> 00:24:14,386
( frustrated groan )
635
00:24:14,419 --> 00:24:16,521
♪ Throw your hands
in the air ♪
636
00:24:16,555 --> 00:24:18,690
♪ And wave 'em like
you just don't care ♪
637
00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:20,859
♪ And if I got your vote
for President ♪
638
00:24:20,892 --> 00:24:22,761
♪ Let me hear you say,
"Oh, yeah!" ♪
639
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,696
CROWD:
♪ Oh, yeah! ♪
640
00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:28,633
MAYS:
Shake that ass, Grandma!
641
00:24:28,667 --> 00:24:33,205
Let me see you bounce!
Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!
642
00:24:33,238 --> 00:24:35,707
Yeah, we got a couple
of freaks over there.
643
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:38,143
♪ Oh, baby, hot! ♪
644
00:24:38,176 --> 00:24:43,148
Let me see you shake!
Shake! Shake! Shake!
645
00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:44,516
Crip walk!
646
00:24:44,549 --> 00:24:46,852
♪ Day-o, day-o, day-o ♪
647
00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,553
The roof!
648
00:24:48,587 --> 00:24:49,821
The roof!
649
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:52,390
The roof is on fire!
650
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:55,327
( all screaming )
651
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,895
The roof is on fire!
652
00:24:56,928 --> 00:24:59,364
No-no! No, no, no!
( crowd screaming )
653
00:24:59,397 --> 00:25:01,500
No, no, it's a saying.
654
00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:04,703
It's just a saying.
Come back.
655
00:25:04,736 --> 00:25:07,305
( screaming )
656
00:25:07,339 --> 00:25:09,441
You turned the party out.
657
00:25:09,474 --> 00:25:11,543
I've never seen
anything like that.
658
00:25:11,576 --> 00:25:12,777
Great party.
659
00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:14,212
Too bad about
the fire.
660
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:15,714
( laughs quietly )
661
00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:17,282
So, where you off to now?
662
00:25:17,315 --> 00:25:18,550
Uh, I'm not even sure.
663
00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,685
I mean, we start
campaigning tomorrow.
664
00:25:20,719 --> 00:25:23,255
We're going to be
all over the country.
665
00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:24,589
You need a ride home?
666
00:25:24,623 --> 00:25:26,258
Oh, no.
I still have to clean up.
667
00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:28,360
I don't know how long
that's going to take me.
668
00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:29,661
Well, I could wait.
669
00:25:29,694 --> 00:25:31,663
Are you sure?
I mean, you know,
670
00:25:31,696 --> 00:25:33,265
I could send a car
to pick you up.
671
00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,267
No, thanks,
but I-I got to go.
672
00:25:35,300 --> 00:25:37,269
It was good
seeing you again.
673
00:25:37,302 --> 00:25:39,104
You, too, buddy, ol' pal.
674
00:25:39,137 --> 00:25:41,506
( laughing )
675
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,774
Can I get a good night kiss?
676
00:25:42,807 --> 00:25:43,842
No!
677
00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,110
MAN:
Lisa!
"No!"
678
00:25:45,143 --> 00:25:46,244
I'm coming!
679
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:47,579
She's coming!
680
00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:49,214
Hurry up! Hurry!
Look, I got to go.
681
00:25:49,247 --> 00:25:52,384
Good luck, and... call me,
if you get a chance.
682
00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:53,552
Okay?
683
00:25:53,585 --> 00:25:55,353
Didn't you see me talking?
684
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:56,655
MARTIN:
Mays!
685
00:25:56,688 --> 00:25:58,456
What kind of display
was that?
686
00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:01,159
Well, I was just trying
to get the party started.
687
00:26:01,192 --> 00:26:03,161
If the party needs
to get started,
688
00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:04,362
I'll handle it.
689
00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:05,931
Just do what
we say, Mays.
690
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:08,266
I don't think
everybody appreciated
691
00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:09,768
what you did
in there!
692
00:26:09,801 --> 00:26:11,570
We really had
a great time!
693
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:13,505
It was off the hizzle
for shizzle.
694
00:26:13,538 --> 00:26:14,773
Look...
695
00:26:14,806 --> 00:26:16,107
Well, they liked it.
696
00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:17,542
No, I-I don't care
what they liked. I...
697
00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:18,777
But they liked it.
698
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:21,212
Oh, Mays, darling!
Mmm, mmm...
699
00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,348
( passionate moaning )
700
00:26:23,381 --> 00:26:24,583
Darling, are
you done yet?
701
00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:27,519
No? If not, it's okay.
I can wait.
702
00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:28,920
But if we hurry,
703
00:26:28,954 --> 00:26:31,089
we'll be able to get
a table at Jezebel's.
704
00:26:31,122 --> 00:26:32,824
Oh. Good evening.
705
00:26:32,857 --> 00:26:34,392
We're getting married.
706
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,294
Oh, I'm exhausted.
707
00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:37,495
( chuckling )
708
00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:39,264
You know what
I can't decide?
709
00:26:39,297 --> 00:26:41,633
I can't decide whether
we should have a DJ or a band.
710
00:26:41,666 --> 00:26:43,501
DJ, band, DJ, band,
DJ, band...
711
00:26:43,535 --> 00:26:45,270
Security!
( screams )
712
00:26:45,303 --> 00:26:47,272
( car door slams,
tires screeching )
713
00:26:47,305 --> 00:26:52,911
( intro to
"R.O.C.K. in the USA" playing )
714
00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:56,848
( chickens clucking )
715
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:04,789
MAYS:
Thank you for inviting me
to the land of milk and honey.
716
00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:06,324
It's you people,
717
00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:08,593
the dairy people,
people that make eggs,
718
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,428
milk, cheese
719
00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:13,665
butter, bacon,
that make the country great.
720
00:27:13,698 --> 00:27:18,003
Milk makes the body good,
and you make the country good.
721
00:27:20,105 --> 00:27:24,342
Thank you for inviting me
to Memphis, Tennessee.
722
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:27,178
It's people like you,
the church people,
723
00:27:27,212 --> 00:27:29,814
who are the backbone
and the spirit
724
00:27:29,848 --> 00:27:31,783
of this great land of ours.
725
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,084
( applause )
726
00:27:33,118 --> 00:27:36,655
I love the Lord,
and I love the King--
727
00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:37,856
Elvis Presley.
728
00:27:37,889 --> 00:27:40,859
( cattle mooing )
729
00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:43,495
I want to thank you
for inviting me
730
00:27:43,528 --> 00:27:44,963
to the Lone Star State.
731
00:27:44,996 --> 00:27:47,298
( cheering and whistling )
732
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,533
Home of the Cowboys!
733
00:27:48,566 --> 00:27:49,834
( cheering )
734
00:27:49,868 --> 00:27:50,835
How 'bout the Cowboys?
735
00:27:50,869 --> 00:27:52,303
( loud cheering )
736
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,705
It's people like you,
737
00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:57,542
the ranchers, who are
the backbone of this country.
738
00:27:57,575 --> 00:27:58,977
( cheering )
739
00:27:59,010 --> 00:28:03,415
And before I go,
I got one more thing to say:
740
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:06,951
♪ The stars at night
are big and bright ♪
741
00:28:06,985 --> 00:28:08,353
( rhythmic clapping )
742
00:28:08,386 --> 00:28:10,555
CROWD:
♪ Deep in the heart of Texas. ♪
743
00:28:10,588 --> 00:28:13,992
( cheering )
744
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,894
MARTIN:
Hey, well, it's not bad.
745
00:28:15,927 --> 00:28:18,063
MAYS:
Martin, am I going to get
another speech anytime soon?
746
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:20,065
DEBRA:
Why, Mays, what's the matter
with this speech?
747
00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:21,800
I don't know. It just seems
like maybe I should be talking
748
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:23,301
about something
a little more relevant.
749
00:28:23,334 --> 00:28:24,335
DEBRA:
Relevant?
750
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,237
Yeah. I mean,
people are cheering,
751
00:28:26,271 --> 00:28:28,006
but they would cheer if I read
the recipe for cornbread.
752
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:29,207
I mean, it's not like
it's working.
753
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:30,809
I'm only one point up
in the polls.
754
00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:32,210
Oh, don't worry
about the polls, Mays.
755
00:28:32,243 --> 00:28:33,978
They're just a sampling.
Polls change.
756
00:28:34,012 --> 00:28:36,047
Don't get ahead
of yourself, Mays.
757
00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:37,248
We're here to help you.
758
00:28:37,282 --> 00:28:39,017
Besides, the people
really like you.
759
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,819
Cheer up. We're going to be
in Chicago in a few days.
760
00:28:40,852 --> 00:28:42,353
You got a brother
in Chicago, don't you?
761
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,422
That's when the people find out
what you're all about.
762
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:47,058
Yeah, but I don't even know
what I'm all about.
763
00:28:47,092 --> 00:28:49,427
( bluegrass playing ):
♪ He's a hero, he's a hero ♪
764
00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:50,895
♪ Of the corn folk ♪
765
00:28:50,929 --> 00:28:53,698
♪ Strutting to
the Promised Land... ♪
766
00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:55,400
TV ANCHORMAN:
In the latest polls,
767
00:28:55,433 --> 00:28:57,936
Mays Gilliam is up
just one point to ten percent,
768
00:28:57,969 --> 00:29:01,906
while Vice President Brian Lewis
still holds a commanding 84%.
769
00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:04,342
Six percent are undecided,
saying they don't know
770
00:29:04,375 --> 00:29:07,178
who they're voting for--
they just know it's not Gilliam.
771
00:29:07,212 --> 00:29:09,681
Mays, when you get out there,
listen to the crowd.
772
00:29:09,714 --> 00:29:10,915
Talk to them.
773
00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:12,150
I mean, make it look like
774
00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:13,918
you believe
in what you're saying.
775
00:29:13,952 --> 00:29:15,320
Okay.
776
00:29:15,353 --> 00:29:17,589
I know we haven't exactly
always seen eye to eye,
777
00:29:17,622 --> 00:29:18,957
but this, Mays,
is very important.
778
00:29:18,990 --> 00:29:20,458
I can't stress that enough.
779
00:29:20,492 --> 00:29:21,960
Alderman Gilliam?
780
00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:24,529
There's a Mitch
Gilliam outside.
781
00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:26,397
He says he's
your brother.
782
00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:28,099
Mitch?
Send him in.
783
00:29:29,300 --> 00:29:30,935
DEBRA:
Tonight, America is going to get
784
00:29:30,969 --> 00:29:32,871
its first impressions
of Mays Gilliam.
785
00:29:32,904 --> 00:29:34,806
You know what they say
about first impressions.
786
00:29:34,839 --> 00:29:37,075
( grunts )
787
00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:38,109
Oh! Oh...
788
00:29:38,143 --> 00:29:39,444
Look at my little
brother, man!
789
00:29:39,477 --> 00:29:40,979
Man, I thought you said
790
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:42,280
you were going to call me
when you got into town!
791
00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:43,748
MAYS:
I was trying to call you, man,
792
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:45,216
but I've been doing press
all day.
793
00:29:45,250 --> 00:29:48,086
My little brother
running for President.
794
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,921
Let me introduce you
to Martin Geller,
795
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:51,156
Debra Lassiter.
796
00:29:51,189 --> 00:29:52,757
What's happening
with you, baby?
797
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,793
Thank you for what you're
doing for my brother.
798
00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:56,261
Appreciate it.
799
00:29:56,294 --> 00:29:57,762
And how about you, thriller?
800
00:29:57,796 --> 00:29:59,097
What's going on?
Nice to meet you.
801
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:00,598
And what do you do
for a living?
802
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,267
Well, um...
I'm a bail bondsman.
803
00:30:02,300 --> 00:30:04,269
I got an office
on the South Side.
804
00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,970
( chuckling ):
Bail bondsman.
805
00:30:06,004 --> 00:30:08,606
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
806
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,775
Wow. A bail bondsman.
807
00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:12,177
Well, that...
808
00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:13,444
that's...
809
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:14,712
How's business?
810
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:15,880
I'll tell you
how business is.
811
00:30:15,914 --> 00:30:17,649
Business is great.
812
00:30:17,682 --> 00:30:19,551
Thank God for crime.
813
00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:22,053
( laughing )
814
00:30:22,086 --> 00:30:23,354
Thank God for crime.
815
00:30:23,388 --> 00:30:25,723
Could y... could y'all
give us a minute?
816
00:30:25,757 --> 00:30:27,258
Five.
817
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:29,894
Yeah...
818
00:30:29,928 --> 00:30:31,396
Nice. Real nice.
819
00:30:31,429 --> 00:30:32,497
Look at you, man!
820
00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:34,065
I see you all on the
shows, politicking.
821
00:30:34,098 --> 00:30:35,333
Come on over here.
822
00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:37,502
Like the way your
campaign going?
823
00:30:37,535 --> 00:30:39,504
MITCH:
Look at this.
824
00:30:39,537 --> 00:30:41,739
Let me ask you something,
little brother.
825
00:30:41,773 --> 00:30:43,341
When they gonna let you speak?
826
00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:44,609
I've been talking all day, man.
827
00:30:44,642 --> 00:30:46,277
I was talking to the press
this morning.
828
00:30:46,311 --> 00:30:47,846
You been talking,
but I'm saying
829
00:30:47,879 --> 00:30:49,681
when they gonna let you
speak your mind?
830
00:30:49,714 --> 00:30:51,015
This ain't you.
You going to say this shit?
831
00:30:51,049 --> 00:30:52,383
This shit is booty.
832
00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:55,019
You go out there
and say this if you want to,
833
00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:57,222
watch sandman
come sweep your butt offstage.
834
00:30:57,255 --> 00:30:58,456
Look at this.
You got a poster:
835
00:30:58,489 --> 00:31:00,225
"Mays"-- who they talking about?
Willie?
836
00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:02,760
( chuckling ):
Let me tell you
something, Mays.
837
00:31:02,794 --> 00:31:04,028
These are everyday common folk,
838
00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:05,597
working people out there.
839
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,366
These are laborers,
construction workers, nurses.
840
00:31:08,399 --> 00:31:10,935
You play the game
when you working for them.
841
00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:12,203
This is your campaign.
842
00:31:12,237 --> 00:31:13,771
You're supposed to be in charge.
843
00:31:13,805 --> 00:31:15,907
( door opens )
844
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:18,243
It's time, Mays.
845
00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:20,445
I got to go.
846
00:31:22,814 --> 00:31:24,048
I love you, man,
847
00:31:24,082 --> 00:31:26,384
and I'm with you
no matter what.
848
00:31:26,417 --> 00:31:27,685
Okay?
849
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:28,920
Go get 'em.
850
00:31:28,953 --> 00:31:30,388
I'll see you out
there, all right?
851
00:31:30,421 --> 00:31:31,589
All right.
852
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:34,092
Hey, Mays... speak.
853
00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:36,628
( crowd cheering )
854
00:31:36,661 --> 00:31:41,599
MAN ( over P.A. ):
Chicago, please welcome
your next President,
855
00:31:41,633 --> 00:31:44,469
Alderman Mays Gilliam!
856
00:32:03,288 --> 00:32:05,256
What the hell is he doing?
857
00:32:09,527 --> 00:32:13,798
You know, they had a speech
written for me...
858
00:32:13,831 --> 00:32:15,733
about what the people need,
859
00:32:15,767 --> 00:32:17,802
but you guys are the people.
860
00:32:17,835 --> 00:32:19,070
( crowd agreeing )
861
00:32:19,103 --> 00:32:21,439
You know what you need.
862
00:32:21,472 --> 00:32:23,341
Better schools.
MAN: Yes, sir!
863
00:32:23,374 --> 00:32:24,642
Better jobs.
864
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:25,910
WOMAN:
Oh, yeah.
865
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,111
Less crime.
MAN: Right on!
866
00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:28,613
WOMAN:
Tell it!
867
00:32:28,646 --> 00:32:33,017
How many of you, right now,
work two jobs
868
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:37,188
just to have enough money
to be broke?
869
00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:38,523
MAYS:
That ain't right.
870
00:32:38,556 --> 00:32:39,958
MAN:
Sounds like
my brother-in-law!
871
00:32:39,991 --> 00:32:41,893
If you work two jobs,
872
00:32:41,926 --> 00:32:43,728
and at the end of the week,
873
00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:46,497
you got just enough money
to get your broke butt home,
874
00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:49,834
let me hear you say,
"That ain't right!"
875
00:32:49,867 --> 00:32:52,203
CROWD:
That ain't right!
876
00:32:52,236 --> 00:32:54,172
MAYS:
How many of you
877
00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:57,041
have children
that they call stupid?
878
00:32:57,075 --> 00:32:58,242
Don't be ashamed!
879
00:32:58,276 --> 00:32:59,844
It ain't your fault.
880
00:32:59,877 --> 00:33:02,647
I asked my niece the other day,
"What's four plus four?"
881
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,015
She said, "44."
882
00:33:04,048 --> 00:33:05,750
But that ain't
her fault!
883
00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:07,352
That's the school's fault.
884
00:33:07,385 --> 00:33:11,889
Now, if your child's school
has old-ass books
885
00:33:11,923 --> 00:33:13,524
and brand-new metal detectors,
886
00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:15,660
let me hear you say,
"That ain't right!"
887
00:33:15,693 --> 00:33:17,562
CROWD:
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
888
00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,797
MAYS:
It ain't right! And now we got
889
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:24,335
these corporations
stealing all the money.
890
00:33:24,369 --> 00:33:27,038
They ain't stealing their money.
They stealing our money!
891
00:33:27,071 --> 00:33:28,239
The pension.
892
00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:30,308
You work
for 35 years.
893
00:33:30,341 --> 00:33:33,011
You thought you was gonna
leave your kids a will,
894
00:33:33,044 --> 00:33:34,545
now you gonna leave 'em a won't!
895
00:33:34,579 --> 00:33:37,315
You show up
to get your pension,
896
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:38,750
they give you a pen!
897
00:33:38,783 --> 00:33:40,318
Give you a damn pen!
898
00:33:40,351 --> 00:33:42,887
Now what the hell
am I supposed to do with a pen?
899
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,557
I should just stab you
in the neck with this pen,
Mr. Pension Taker.
900
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:48,693
Get your hand
out of my pocket!
901
00:33:48,726 --> 00:33:52,397
Taking everybody's pension
and nobody going to jail.
902
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:54,866
That's some bullshit, man.
That's some bullshit.
903
00:33:54,899 --> 00:33:58,569
Meanwhile you or I,
we steal a Big Mac with cheese,
904
00:33:58,603 --> 00:34:00,805
next thing you know
we're on death row.
905
00:34:00,838 --> 00:34:05,810
( all shouting )
906
00:34:05,843 --> 00:34:10,915
How many of you work in a city
you can't afford to live in?
907
00:34:10,948 --> 00:34:12,517
That ain't right!
908
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:13,718
( shouting )
909
00:34:13,751 --> 00:34:15,253
How many of you
910
00:34:15,286 --> 00:34:16,921
work in a mall that
you can't afford to shop in?
911
00:34:16,954 --> 00:34:18,222
That ain't right!
912
00:34:18,256 --> 00:34:20,792
How many of you clean up a hotel
913
00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:24,195
you ain't never gonna be able
to stay in?
914
00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:25,696
That ain't right!
915
00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:28,099
CROWD:
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
916
00:34:28,132 --> 00:34:29,700
( clamoring )
917
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,903
And we got nurses
that work in hospitals
918
00:34:31,936 --> 00:34:34,072
that they can't even afford
to get sick in.
919
00:34:34,105 --> 00:34:35,740
CROWD:
That ain't right!
920
00:34:35,773 --> 00:34:36,941
It ain't right!
921
00:34:36,974 --> 00:34:40,111
It ain't right!
It ain't right!
922
00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:42,146
It isn't right!
923
00:34:43,748 --> 00:34:46,951
That shit is wrong.
924
00:34:46,984 --> 00:34:48,386
( cheering )
925
00:34:48,419 --> 00:34:50,421
MAYS:
It's dead wrong!
926
00:34:54,225 --> 00:34:55,993
I'm Mays Gilliam,
927
00:34:56,027 --> 00:34:59,697
and I'm running for President
of the United States of America.
928
00:34:59,730 --> 00:35:02,633
CROWD ( chanting ):
That ain't right!
929
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:08,439
( chanting ):
That ain't right!
That ain't right!
930
00:35:08,473 --> 00:35:09,807
MARTIN:
No questions.
931
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:11,242
Sorry.
932
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:13,578
Where's Mitch?
Mays! Mays! Mays!
933
00:35:14,912 --> 00:35:16,080
You go to work.
934
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:17,381
Handle your business.
935
00:35:17,415 --> 00:35:19,050
If you need me,
you call me, hear?
936
00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,418
I'm gonna call you.
937
00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,886
MITCH:
Get that camera
out of my face.
938
00:35:21,919 --> 00:35:23,287
Are you insane?
939
00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:24,589
You can't just go out
in front of 5,000 people
940
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:26,958
and just talk!
And you said "shit."
941
00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:28,860
Presidential candidates
do not say "shit."
942
00:35:28,893 --> 00:35:30,528
You show me a grown man
that's never said "shit"
943
00:35:30,561 --> 00:35:32,697
and I'll show you somebody
that's full of shit.
944
00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:33,931
Debra, hold on.
945
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,433
What you just did,
946
00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:37,201
( sighs )... that was great.
947
00:35:37,235 --> 00:35:38,436
Maybe you're right--
maybe we could tailor
948
00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:39,804
the speeches
more to you.
949
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:41,105
My speeches?
950
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:42,340
Come on, did you hear them?!
951
00:35:42,373 --> 00:35:44,342
Guys, if this thing
is gonna work,
952
00:35:44,375 --> 00:35:45,543
then it's got to fit me.
953
00:35:45,576 --> 00:35:47,011
It's got to be
my campaign, okay?
954
00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:48,312
This is not
your campaign.
955
00:35:48,346 --> 00:35:49,780
You will do what
I tell you to,
956
00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,682
or you'll be back in D.C.
on your damn bicycle.
957
00:35:51,716 --> 00:35:54,185
Hey, I'm the one that's running
for President here.
958
00:35:54,218 --> 00:35:56,320
Now, if we're gonna run
this campaign,
959
00:35:56,354 --> 00:35:57,822
it's gotta go my way.
Mays...
960
00:35:57,855 --> 00:35:59,524
We're gonna do it
the way I want it done.
961
00:35:59,557 --> 00:36:00,691
Now hold on.
962
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,426
I-I don't know if that's
such a good idea.
963
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:05,329
Hey, if you don't know,
you better ask somebody.
964
00:36:05,363 --> 00:36:06,831
( intro to "Who We Be" playing )
965
00:36:06,864 --> 00:36:09,634
♪ What they don't know is,
the bull, the drama ♪
966
00:36:09,667 --> 00:36:12,470
♪ The ..., the armor, the city,
the farmer, the babies ♪
967
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,205
♪ The mama, what? ♪
968
00:36:14,238 --> 00:36:16,541
♪ The projects, the drugs,
the children, the thugs ♪
969
00:36:16,574 --> 00:36:19,177
♪ The tears, the hugs,
the love, the slugs... ♪
970
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,545
NEWS ANCHORWOMAN:
After a slow start,
971
00:36:20,578 --> 00:36:22,480
Mays Gilliam has made
some dramatic changes
972
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,115
in his presidential campaign.
973
00:36:24,148 --> 00:36:27,218
♪ They don't know ♪
♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da ♪
974
00:36:27,251 --> 00:36:30,121
♪ Who we be ♪
♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da ♪
975
00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:32,757
♪ They don't know ♪
♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da ♪
976
00:36:32,790 --> 00:36:34,058
♪ Who we be... ♪
977
00:36:34,091 --> 00:36:35,860
MAYS:
Hi. I'm Mays Gilliam,
978
00:36:35,893 --> 00:36:39,230
candidate for President
of the United States.
979
00:36:39,263 --> 00:36:41,732
This is my new headquarters.
980
00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:44,235
The individuals
you see before you
981
00:36:44,268 --> 00:36:46,204
will help me guide my campaign.
982
00:36:46,237 --> 00:36:47,939
These are my people.
983
00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:50,274
♪ They don't know ♪
♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da... ♪
984
00:36:50,308 --> 00:36:54,579
AD ANNOUNCER:
Mays Gilliam is turning
the establishment on its ear
985
00:36:54,612 --> 00:36:56,581
with his new controversial
campaign ads.
986
00:36:56,614 --> 00:36:59,217
♪ Who we be ♪
♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da ♪
987
00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:01,519
♪ They don't know ♪
♪ Da-da, da-da, da-da... ♪
988
00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:06,424
AD ANNOUNCER 2:
If you love America, vote
Mays Gilliam for President.
989
00:37:06,457 --> 00:37:09,093
Paid for by Citizens
for Mays Gilliam.
990
00:37:09,126 --> 00:37:12,196
( slow, funky music playing )
991
00:37:21,806 --> 00:37:25,042
ANNOUNCER:
The part of Mays Gilliam's
Security Director
992
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:29,714
will now be played
by Muhammad Muhammad Muhammad.
993
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,350
Child care is one
of the most important issues
994
00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:33,918
facing this country today.
995
00:37:33,951 --> 00:37:36,921
The working mother has to take
her child to a nanny.
996
00:37:36,954 --> 00:37:39,824
The nanny has to take her child
to a baby-sitter.
997
00:37:39,857 --> 00:37:42,793
The baby-sitter has to take
her child to day care.
998
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:45,496
Now on the count of three,
I want everybody
999
00:37:45,529 --> 00:37:47,632
to take care
of their own damn kids!
1000
00:37:47,665 --> 00:37:50,334
Whose baby is this?
Whose baby is it?
1001
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:51,902
It ain't mine.
1002
00:37:51,936 --> 00:37:55,406
Gay people want what
every other American wants:
1003
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:56,974
A good house, a good job!
1004
00:37:57,008 --> 00:38:00,478
I believe in gay rights
because when I see gay people,
1005
00:38:00,511 --> 00:38:02,079
all I'm seeing are people,
1006
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:04,448
normal people
like every other American.
1007
00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:08,953
( all cheering )
( disco music playing )
1008
00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:13,424
Thank you, thank you
for inviting me
1009
00:38:13,457 --> 00:38:15,059
to the Player's Ball!
1010
00:38:15,092 --> 00:38:18,496
( cheering )
1011
00:38:18,529 --> 00:38:20,331
Now, America needs
to change its ways.
1012
00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:22,566
I promise,
if I'm your President,
1013
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:24,468
I will take care of everybody:
1014
00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:29,340
big business and small business,
show business and ho business.
1015
00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:32,543
( all cheering )
1016
00:38:35,446 --> 00:38:39,283
( phone ringing )
1017
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:43,354
( phone beeps )
Hello, Debra.
1018
00:38:43,387 --> 00:38:46,891
Bill, I am in Detroit
at a Player's Ball
1019
00:38:46,924 --> 00:38:48,392
with pimps and whores.
1020
00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:50,227
Excuse me-- "hoes"!
1021
00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,829
But, listen, I can't do this.
1022
00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:53,230
You got to get me out of here.
1023
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:54,465
I can't control him!
1024
00:38:54,498 --> 00:38:55,866
He won't listen to me!
1025
00:38:55,900 --> 00:38:57,835
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, Debra.
1026
00:38:57,868 --> 00:39:00,037
No, no, no, I-I need you out
there, and this is going great.
1027
00:39:00,071 --> 00:39:01,372
But...
1028
00:39:01,405 --> 00:39:03,341
Now, look, look,
this is what we wanted.
1029
00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:05,409
I love this guy.
"That ain't right!"
1030
00:39:05,443 --> 00:39:07,845
He really thinks
he can make a difference.
1031
00:39:07,878 --> 00:39:08,913
Bill...?
1032
00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:10,481
Yeah, look, Debra,
stop worrying.
1033
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:12,149
This will work out fine. Bye.
1034
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:14,919
Don't I know you?
1035
00:39:14,952 --> 00:39:17,154
( yelling ):
No!
1036
00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,989
( R&B intro playing )
1037
00:39:25,096 --> 00:39:28,799
♪ He feels good,
things are going his way ♪
1038
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:33,304
♪ He just might be
the President someday... ♪
1039
00:39:33,337 --> 00:39:35,573
( crowd cheering )
1040
00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:38,743
( marching band playing
R&B melody)
1041
00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:43,180
What do you think
about the band?
1042
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,382
DEBRA:
I love the band.
1043
00:39:44,415 --> 00:39:48,953
( drums beating R&B rhythm )
1044
00:39:56,127 --> 00:39:58,062
( horns playing melody )
1045
00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:09,907
Mays, darling?
1046
00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:12,209
I've been thinking.
I want a small wedding,
1047
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,811
but I think I want
150, maybe 200 people.
1048
00:40:13,844 --> 00:40:14,979
And I know
I've always said
1049
00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:16,480
I wanted a wedding
in a church,
1050
00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:17,648
but lately,
I've been thinking
1051
00:40:17,681 --> 00:40:18,883
about the
Botanical Gardens.
1052
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,651
We could do it
by the tulips.
1053
00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:22,286
Oh, it'll be
beautiful, Mays.
1054
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:24,755
Security!
( Kim screams )
1055
00:40:24,789 --> 00:40:26,323
( car door slams,
tires screech )
1056
00:40:26,357 --> 00:40:28,793
( R&B drumming continues )
1057
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:39,703
Who the hell is Mays Gilliam?
1058
00:40:39,737 --> 00:40:41,939
He's running
against you, sir.
1059
00:40:41,972 --> 00:40:44,875
What happened to, uh, Gaines?
1060
00:40:44,909 --> 00:40:46,310
He died in a plane crash.
1061
00:40:46,343 --> 00:40:47,511
Get out of here!
1062
00:40:47,545 --> 00:40:48,946
Gaines is dead?
1063
00:40:48,979 --> 00:40:51,015
Don't you remember?
It was on the news.
1064
00:40:51,048 --> 00:40:52,950
Not my news.
1065
00:40:52,983 --> 00:40:56,620
This fella Gilliam
is an alderman from D.C.
1066
00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:59,356
He took Gaines' place, sir.
1067
00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:00,991
I'm running against this guy?
1068
00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:02,259
Yes, sir.
1069
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,461
( chuckling ):
Well...
1070
00:41:03,494 --> 00:41:04,628
This is some bullshit.
1071
00:41:04,662 --> 00:41:06,597
This is my time.
1072
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:09,366
I've been Vice President
for eight years.
1073
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,703
I am a war hero,
and I am Sharon Stone's cousin!
1074
00:41:12,736 --> 00:41:15,039
And I'll be damned
if I'm going to let
1075
00:41:15,072 --> 00:41:17,208
my election be ruined
by this asshole!
1076
00:41:18,509 --> 00:41:19,844
I want this guy done.
1077
00:41:19,877 --> 00:41:21,812
You hear me?
Finish him!
1078
00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:25,716
He will be destroyed, sir,
as you wish.
1079
00:41:25,749 --> 00:41:28,486
ANNOUNCER:
This is the White House
without Mays Gilliam.
1080
00:41:28,519 --> 00:41:30,154
Peaceful, isn't it?
1081
00:41:30,187 --> 00:41:32,556
Now, this is the White House
if Gilliam is elected.
1082
00:41:37,461 --> 00:41:40,998
( ominous music plays on TV )
1083
00:41:41,031 --> 00:41:44,368
Let's keep Mays Gilliam
out of the White House.
1084
00:41:44,401 --> 00:41:45,703
Vote Brian Lewis for President.
1085
00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:47,738
It's your last chance.
1086
00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:50,541
How do you want
to handle this?
1087
00:41:50,574 --> 00:41:53,010
Well, I don't want
to go negative.
1088
00:41:53,043 --> 00:41:54,245
Mays!
1089
00:41:54,278 --> 00:41:56,180
Hold on, nobody wants
to hear that.
1090
00:41:56,213 --> 00:41:58,749
I want people to vote for me,
not against Lewis.
1091
00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:01,252
Well, people don't know
what they want to hear.
1092
00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:02,686
Mays, we have
to respond.
1093
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,989
I think we go with something
measured, accurate.
1094
00:42:05,022 --> 00:42:06,323
Let's call him on his record!
1095
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:08,759
You can't challenge Lewis
on his record
1096
00:42:08,792 --> 00:42:10,761
when Mays doesn't have one.
How about a massage?
1097
00:42:12,596 --> 00:42:15,366
STADIUM ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1098
00:42:15,399 --> 00:42:18,869
please welcome presidential
candidate Mays Gilliam!
1099
00:42:18,903 --> 00:42:21,739
( crowd cheering )
1100
00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:27,545
Yeah!
1101
00:42:27,578 --> 00:42:28,779
( crowd cheering )
1102
00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:29,713
ANNOUNCER:
Mays Gilliam, everybody!
1103
00:42:29,747 --> 00:42:31,181
Thank you! Thank you!
1104
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:33,717
RADIO HOST:
This is conservative talk 520.
1105
00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:35,119
You're listening to Big Dave.
1106
00:42:35,152 --> 00:42:37,755
Negative ads.
Lewis is up, Gilliam is down.
1107
00:42:37,788 --> 00:42:40,057
I think it's great!
You know, bottom line,
1108
00:42:40,090 --> 00:42:41,992
I don't think
I'd want Gilliam and his homeys
1109
00:42:42,026 --> 00:42:43,827
to be in the White House.
1110
00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:46,230
( crowd cheering )
Thank you! Thank you!
1111
00:42:46,263 --> 00:42:48,599
BIG DAVE:
People are saying these ads
are dirty politics.
1112
00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:50,267
I say give me a small break!
1113
00:42:50,301 --> 00:42:52,069
I mean, we're not talking about
running a... a rib shack,
1114
00:42:52,102 --> 00:42:53,571
we're talking about
running a country!
1115
00:42:53,604 --> 00:42:55,506
He's running for President,
1116
00:42:55,539 --> 00:42:57,274
and every vote counts.
1117
00:42:57,308 --> 00:42:58,642
Ladies and gentlemen,
1118
00:42:58,676 --> 00:43:00,010
Mays Gilliam!
1119
00:43:00,044 --> 00:43:01,612
CROWD ( chanting ):
Mays! Mays! Mays!
1120
00:43:01,645 --> 00:43:03,080
BIG DAVE:
And, you know,
if these ads are so bad,
1121
00:43:03,113 --> 00:43:04,715
why hasn't Gilliam
said anything? Caller...
1122
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,850
WOMAN ( on radio ):
Howard Stern rocks!
1123
00:43:06,884 --> 00:43:08,586
You're on with Big Dave.
1124
00:43:08,619 --> 00:43:10,788
MAN ( on radio ):
The reason Gilliam
hasn't responded,
1125
00:43:10,821 --> 00:43:13,424
is because he has
too much integrity.
1126
00:43:13,457 --> 00:43:16,927
( crowd booing )
( Mays grunting and yelping )
1127
00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:23,267
Hey, Mays,
we just got endorsements
1128
00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:27,004
from Raekwon the Chef
and Ghost Face Killa.
1129
00:43:27,037 --> 00:43:28,172
Is this good?
1130
00:43:28,205 --> 00:43:29,673
It's great.
1131
00:43:31,208 --> 00:43:33,811
Where are we
on this running mate thing?
1132
00:43:33,844 --> 00:43:35,012
I've been making calls.
1133
00:43:35,045 --> 00:43:36,814
Nobody wants to
run with you.
1134
00:43:36,847 --> 00:43:37,915
Well, who'd you call?
1135
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:41,151
DEBRA:
Everybody.
1136
00:43:41,185 --> 00:43:42,453
Did you call Hammer?
1137
00:43:42,486 --> 00:43:46,290
No, I did not
call Hammer.
1138
00:43:47,558 --> 00:43:49,193
Well, then you didn't call
everybody.
1139
00:43:49,226 --> 00:43:52,229
WOMAN:
Mr. Gilliam,
can I have your autograph?
1140
00:43:52,262 --> 00:43:54,698
I'll be right back.
1141
00:43:55,666 --> 00:43:56,967
Should we call Hammer?
1142
00:43:57,001 --> 00:43:58,002
No!
1143
00:43:58,035 --> 00:43:59,503
( women giggling )
1144
00:43:59,536 --> 00:44:01,705
Say "cheese."
1145
00:44:01,739 --> 00:44:05,442
TV ANNOUNCER:
Mays Gilliam did not attend
this year's annual rally
1146
00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:07,411
against cancer.
1147
00:44:07,444 --> 00:44:10,981
Is Mays Gilliam for cancer
or against cancer?
1148
00:44:11,015 --> 00:44:14,118
Mays Gilliam-- he's for cancer.
1149
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:17,287
Vote Brian Lewis for President.
1150
00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:18,889
It's your last chance.
1151
00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:22,826
( crowd shouting )
[ Cancer lover! ]
1152
00:44:22,860 --> 00:44:25,229
No, no, he does not get
away with this crap!
1153
00:44:25,262 --> 00:44:26,997
Okay, this is what
we're gonna do.
1154
00:44:27,031 --> 00:44:28,365
You ever watch Bugs Bunny?
1155
00:44:28,399 --> 00:44:29,833
Bugs Bunny?
1156
00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:31,235
Him and Elmer Fudd
would fight all the time,
1157
00:44:31,268 --> 00:44:32,803
and Bugs would shoot him
in the face,
1158
00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:34,338
and Bugs would drop a anvil
on his head.
1159
00:44:34,371 --> 00:44:35,973
But you know what made Elmer
really mad?
1160
00:44:36,006 --> 00:44:37,574
When Bugs Bunny kissed him.
1161
00:44:37,608 --> 00:44:39,576
And that's what we gotta do,
we got to kiss this bitch.
1162
00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:41,679
How do you propose we do that?
MAYS: Well, watch this.
1163
00:44:41,712 --> 00:44:42,880
Hi, I'm a Klansman.
1164
00:44:42,913 --> 00:44:44,748
I hate niggers,
Jews and fags.
1165
00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:46,050
But I love Brian Lewis.
1166
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:47,418
( speaking in Arabic )
1167
00:44:47,451 --> 00:44:48,752
MAN ( translating ):
Yo, yo, wassup?
1168
00:44:48,786 --> 00:44:50,054
I'm Osama Bin Laden.
1169
00:44:50,087 --> 00:44:52,723
I hate America,
but I love Brian Lewis.
1170
00:44:52,756 --> 00:44:55,059
ANNOUNCER:
Paid for by Osama bin Laden.
1171
00:44:55,092 --> 00:44:57,594
TV ANCHORWOMAN:
Sharon Stone is a defector.
1172
00:44:57,628 --> 00:44:59,563
That's what Lewis campaign
insiders are saying
1173
00:44:59,596 --> 00:45:01,465
about the Hollywood star
and cousin of Vice President
1174
00:45:01,498 --> 00:45:05,135
Brian Lewis, after Stone's
surprise endorsement
1175
00:45:05,169 --> 00:45:06,470
of Mays Gilliam.
1176
00:45:06,503 --> 00:45:07,971
I don't believe it! I don't...
1177
00:45:08,005 --> 00:45:10,207
( knocking )
Yeah?
1178
00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:12,976
REPORTER:
...pundits are calling him
a legitimate contender.
1179
00:45:13,010 --> 00:45:14,044
I know!
1180
00:45:14,078 --> 00:45:16,180
I know.
Did you hear...?
1181
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,515
( ominious music playing )
1182
00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:19,683
What are you doing here?
1183
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:21,151
Gilliam is
over 30 points.
1184
00:45:21,185 --> 00:45:23,220
So that means,
even if he loses,
1185
00:45:23,253 --> 00:45:25,122
he's the front-runner
in 2008.
1186
00:45:25,155 --> 00:45:27,091
Now, in case
you've forgotten,
1187
00:45:27,124 --> 00:45:29,593
I intend to run for
President in 2008,
1188
00:45:29,626 --> 00:45:31,862
and I am not
running against him.
1189
00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:33,230
So this is over.
1190
00:45:33,263 --> 00:45:34,965
Now either you put a stop to it
or I will.
1191
00:45:34,998 --> 00:45:37,234
I came onboard
to run a campaign
1192
00:45:37,267 --> 00:45:39,303
for a man
we didn't expect to win,
1193
00:45:39,336 --> 00:45:41,371
not to sabotage him
so he'd lose.
1194
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,874
Oh, come on, Debra, you're
in this as thick as I am.
1195
00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:45,042
Of course he's supposed to lose!
1196
00:45:45,075 --> 00:45:46,443
That's why we picked him.
1197
00:45:46,477 --> 00:45:49,279
Now, are you with me...
or are you with him?
1198
00:45:49,313 --> 00:45:51,215
I thought you wanted
what was best for the party.
1199
00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:52,916
I'm what's best for the party!
1200
00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:54,418
Oh. What's the matter, Bill?
1201
00:45:54,451 --> 00:45:59,456
Democracy doesn't work for you
when you're not winning?
1202
00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:01,792
I'm with him.
1203
00:46:07,598 --> 00:46:10,634
I'm with him?
1204
00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:14,304
( "Disco Inferno" playing )
1205
00:46:19,143 --> 00:46:20,644
Who are these
people again?
1206
00:46:20,677 --> 00:46:22,980
The Urban Business Board.
Okay, we're ready.
1207
00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:24,581
Hey, what are your plans
for Social Security?
1208
00:46:24,615 --> 00:46:25,816
Give it to old people.
1209
00:46:25,849 --> 00:46:26,884
What are your plans
on global warming?
1210
00:46:26,917 --> 00:46:27,985
Global ice tea.
1211
00:46:28,018 --> 00:46:29,586
You the man!
You the woman!
1212
00:46:29,620 --> 00:46:32,656
♪ Burn, baby, burn! ♪
( crowd cheering )
1213
00:46:32,689 --> 00:46:33,991
Mays, I want
to introduce you
1214
00:46:34,024 --> 00:46:35,425
to Chester Norris Allen.
1215
00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,693
Hey.
1216
00:46:36,727 --> 00:46:38,128
He owns a bottling plant
in D.C.,
1217
00:46:38,162 --> 00:46:40,164
and I spoke to him
about our problem.
1218
00:46:40,197 --> 00:46:41,999
We've got a nice check for you.
Sorry, but we can't
1219
00:46:42,032 --> 00:46:43,100
take your money,
'cause you guys
1220
00:46:43,133 --> 00:46:44,101
sell malt liquor
to kids.
1221
00:46:44,134 --> 00:46:45,702
I do no such thing.
1222
00:46:45,736 --> 00:46:46,804
Aw, come on, man.
1223
00:46:46,837 --> 00:46:47,805
It's orange beer
1224
00:46:47,838 --> 00:46:48,839
with a nipple top.
1225
00:46:48,872 --> 00:46:50,007
Now who's that for?
1226
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,842
It's "Crib Malt
Liquor," man!
1227
00:46:51,875 --> 00:46:53,343
He's unbelievable!
1228
00:46:53,377 --> 00:46:55,445
Damn it, Mays.
We need that money.
1229
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:58,048
Why do you make everything
so difficult?
1230
00:46:58,081 --> 00:46:59,817
It's "Crib Malt Liquor."
1231
00:46:59,850 --> 00:47:00,984
"Crib Malt Liquor"?
1232
00:47:01,018 --> 00:47:02,719
"Just like Mama used to make"?
1233
00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,454
Whose mama? Not my mama!
1234
00:47:04,488 --> 00:47:07,024
TV ANCHORWOMAN:
The situation is getting tense
1235
00:47:07,057 --> 00:47:09,293
with the threat of the bus line
being shut down.
1236
00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:12,296
Now, protestors took their
concerns to transit officials,
1237
00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:15,499
but talks broke down when
the newly-appointed alderman,
1238
00:47:15,532 --> 00:47:16,934
Reginald Shannon,
1239
00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:18,869
was punched in the face
by an angry protester.
1240
00:47:18,902 --> 00:47:20,938
Oil talks resumed...
1241
00:47:20,971 --> 00:47:22,706
Good evening, sir.
1242
00:47:22,739 --> 00:47:24,441
Yeah, what's up, Nikki?
1243
00:47:24,474 --> 00:47:26,543
Well, I noticed
you weren't at the party,
1244
00:47:26,577 --> 00:47:28,212
so I thought...
1245
00:47:28,245 --> 00:47:31,849
if there is anything
you would like for me to do,
1246
00:47:31,882 --> 00:47:33,550
I would be happy to.
1247
00:47:33,584 --> 00:47:36,286
Could I ask you something?
1248
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,890
Yes.
1249
00:47:39,923 --> 00:47:43,560
You know, you seem
like a nice girl.
1250
00:47:43,594 --> 00:47:46,196
How'd you get into
this line of work?
1251
00:47:46,230 --> 00:47:49,433
Oh.
1252
00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,869
Well... I...
1253
00:47:51,902 --> 00:47:54,071
went to the University
of Nebraska
1254
00:47:54,104 --> 00:47:56,773
where I majored
in theater and communications.
1255
00:47:56,807 --> 00:47:58,275
I did some extra work
1256
00:47:58,308 --> 00:48:00,577
in a couple things
that went straight to video.
1257
00:48:00,611 --> 00:48:02,813
Whoo!
1258
00:48:04,381 --> 00:48:05,515
Okay.
1259
00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,818
Can I ask you a question?
1260
00:48:07,851 --> 00:48:09,319
Yeah, sure.
1261
00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:12,089
Since I've been here,
you haven't really given me
1262
00:48:12,122 --> 00:48:14,424
any... assignments.
1263
00:48:14,458 --> 00:48:17,594
I was wondering
if you find me attractive.
1264
00:48:19,396 --> 00:48:22,900
Oh, I...
I think you're...
1265
00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:25,569
I think you're
very attractive.
1266
00:48:25,602 --> 00:48:26,770
It's just that...
1267
00:48:26,803 --> 00:48:29,706
I like to get
to know people
1268
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,608
before I get involved.
1269
00:48:32,976 --> 00:48:36,413
I don't mean to be
out of line, sir,
1270
00:48:36,446 --> 00:48:39,249
but, um... are you?
1271
00:48:41,385 --> 00:48:43,086
( whispering ):
Am I what?
1272
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:46,290
Trying to get to know somebody.
1273
00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:50,060
( sighs )
1274
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:51,628
It is late.
1275
00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:53,730
I'm outta here.
1276
00:48:53,764 --> 00:48:54,831
Girl, you need
to take a cab.
1277
00:48:54,865 --> 00:48:56,099
I'll be fine.
1278
00:48:56,133 --> 00:48:57,634
I'm just gonna walk.
1279
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:06,710
CO-WORKER:
Take a cab!
1280
00:49:06,743 --> 00:49:09,313
I'll be fine.
I'll walk.
1281
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,255
Need a ride?
1282
00:49:23,994 --> 00:49:25,796
LISA:
So where we going?
1283
00:49:25,829 --> 00:49:28,332
MAYS:
Just thought I'd give
you a little tour.
1284
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:32,736
( romantic R&B music playing )
1285
00:49:32,769 --> 00:49:38,775
♪ I can tell you how I feel
about you night and day ♪
1286
00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:40,911
♪ How I feel about you... ♪
1287
00:49:40,944 --> 00:49:44,982
Now, if you look over there,
it's the Lincoln Memorial.
1288
00:49:46,049 --> 00:49:47,117
Now, Lincoln freed the slaves,
1289
00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:48,685
but before he did it,
1290
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:50,854
he said, "First, you
gotta build me a statue."
1291
00:49:50,887 --> 00:49:52,356
( laughing )
1292
00:49:52,389 --> 00:49:55,492
Now, right there is
the Jefferson Memorial.
1293
00:49:55,525 --> 00:49:58,128
Now, Jefferson had
a black mistress.
1294
00:49:58,161 --> 00:49:59,529
He said, "All men
are created equal,
1295
00:49:59,563 --> 00:50:02,199
but black women
got the nicest ass."
1296
00:50:02,232 --> 00:50:04,668
( laughing )
He said it.
1297
00:50:04,701 --> 00:50:07,170
That's the Treasury.
1298
00:50:07,204 --> 00:50:08,638
Now, if you look real hard
in the window,
1299
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,007
you can see Oprah
counting her money.
1300
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,708
( laughing )
1301
00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:13,977
Yep. One and trillion one...
( Lisa laughing )
1302
00:50:14,011 --> 00:50:15,145
...one and trillion two...
1303
00:50:15,178 --> 00:50:16,546
Hey, Oprah!
1304
00:50:16,580 --> 00:50:18,415
♪ I can tell you how I feel ♪
1305
00:50:18,448 --> 00:50:22,386
♪ About you night and day... ♪
1306
00:50:22,419 --> 00:50:24,087
LISA:
I mean, what's it like,
1307
00:50:24,121 --> 00:50:26,123
like, traveling
all over the country
1308
00:50:26,156 --> 00:50:28,091
and-and-and meeting
all those people?
1309
00:50:28,125 --> 00:50:29,226
( romantic song begins )
1310
00:50:29,259 --> 00:50:31,028
I like it.
I like traveling.
1311
00:50:31,061 --> 00:50:32,896
I like meeting
the people.
1312
00:50:32,929 --> 00:50:34,197
It's just sometimes...
1313
00:50:34,231 --> 00:50:36,700
you don't know if people
like you for you.
1314
00:50:36,733 --> 00:50:38,101
You know what I mean?
1315
00:50:38,135 --> 00:50:41,238
Well, I like you for you.
1316
00:50:41,271 --> 00:50:43,974
And I think you're okay.
1317
00:50:44,007 --> 00:50:45,275
Just okay?
I'm just playing.
1318
00:50:45,308 --> 00:50:47,077
( chuckling )
1319
00:50:47,110 --> 00:50:48,445
( birds chirping )
1320
00:50:48,478 --> 00:50:51,148
You know, I forgot
how nice D.C. was.
1321
00:50:51,181 --> 00:50:52,582
I mean, I'm always working.
1322
00:50:52,616 --> 00:50:55,152
I never get a chance
to check it out.
1323
00:50:55,185 --> 00:50:57,254
Well, maybe you need
to take advantage
1324
00:50:57,287 --> 00:50:58,755
of what's in front of you.
1325
00:50:58,789 --> 00:51:00,157
I mean, you never know.
1326
00:51:00,190 --> 00:51:03,593
You may look up someday,
and it just might not be there.
1327
00:51:06,163 --> 00:51:07,464
MAN ( yelling ):
Freeze!
1328
00:51:07,497 --> 00:51:08,899
Oh, God!
1329
00:51:08,932 --> 00:51:10,200
Put your hands up in the air,
1330
00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:11,935
and step away
from Mr. Gilliam!
1331
00:51:11,968 --> 00:51:13,236
It's okay! It's okay!
1332
00:51:13,270 --> 00:51:14,571
MAYS:
What are you doing?!
1333
00:51:14,604 --> 00:51:15,972
DEBRA:
What are you doing?
1334
00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:17,541
You can't just go
dashing off
1335
00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,210
in the middle of the night
with some damn girl!
1336
00:51:20,243 --> 00:51:22,045
MARTIN:
Mays, something's happened.
1337
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:23,146
We got to pack
and get out of here.
1338
00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:24,714
Right now.
1339
00:51:24,748 --> 00:51:26,416
Will somebody make sure
that she gets home safely?
1340
00:51:26,450 --> 00:51:27,551
Come on.
1341
00:51:27,584 --> 00:51:29,820
DEBRA:
We have a plane waiting for us.
1342
00:51:34,124 --> 00:51:35,325
RADIO REPORTER:
In Florida today,
1343
00:51:35,358 --> 00:51:36,793
guns and explosives
were found
1344
00:51:36,827 --> 00:51:38,595
in a junior high school
student's locker.
1345
00:51:38,628 --> 00:51:40,297
No one was injured
in the incident,
1346
00:51:40,330 --> 00:51:42,099
but with just six weeks
till election day,
1347
00:51:42,132 --> 00:51:44,768
this could be a hot-button issue
for both parties.
1348
00:51:44,801 --> 00:51:47,370
Now, back to the Jay-Z song
already in progress.
1349
00:51:47,404 --> 00:51:49,106
( Jay-Z rap plays )
1350
00:51:49,139 --> 00:51:50,640
Muhammad, get me a gun
1351
00:51:50,674 --> 00:51:53,210
in case another one of these
kids tries to get crazy.
1352
00:51:53,243 --> 00:51:54,611
This could work
in our favor.
1353
00:51:54,644 --> 00:51:56,680
Florida is a big
Second Amendment state.
1354
00:51:56,713 --> 00:51:58,148
DEBRA:
This is serious, Mays.
1355
00:51:58,181 --> 00:51:59,549
This is not
the Player's Ball.
1356
00:51:59,583 --> 00:52:01,618
Now, you can cut into
Lewis' numbers here.
1357
00:52:01,651 --> 00:52:04,054
Just talk about the kids,
not about the guns.
1358
00:52:04,087 --> 00:52:05,422
If I get shot,
everybody's fired.
1359
00:52:05,455 --> 00:52:06,823
REPORTER:
Mr. Gilliam!
1360
00:52:06,857 --> 00:52:08,158
One question here.
1361
00:52:08,191 --> 00:52:09,693
Alderman Gilliam,
there's been an outcry
1362
00:52:09,726 --> 00:52:11,361
that something needs to be done
about school violence.
1363
00:52:11,394 --> 00:52:12,596
If you get into the White House,
1364
00:52:12,629 --> 00:52:14,498
what do you plan to do
about this?
1365
00:52:14,531 --> 00:52:16,600
Well, I feel that we need
to talk to our kids...
1366
00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:18,001
( helicopter approaching )
Because our kids are...
1367
00:52:18,034 --> 00:52:20,537
( patriotic march playing
over P.A. )
1368
00:52:27,010 --> 00:52:28,178
( march ends )
1369
00:52:28,211 --> 00:52:30,514
MARTIN:
Excuse me.
1370
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,117
LEWIS:
Hello, children.
1371
00:52:34,151 --> 00:52:35,352
Good morning.
1372
00:52:35,385 --> 00:52:36,887
I'm so sorry
this happened.
1373
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:38,221
All right,
pay attention.
1374
00:52:38,255 --> 00:52:41,158
This is going to be a class:
Bullshit 101.
1375
00:52:41,191 --> 00:52:42,492
Ladies and gentlemen,
1376
00:52:42,526 --> 00:52:44,761
our American children
are hurting today
1377
00:52:44,794 --> 00:52:47,430
and I think we need
to reach out to them
1378
00:52:47,464 --> 00:52:51,601
and give them all a good
old-fashioned American hug.
1379
00:52:51,635 --> 00:52:54,171
Now, America
is the greatest country
1380
00:52:54,204 --> 00:52:55,539
on the face of the earth.
1381
00:52:55,572 --> 00:52:58,341
And I just want to say today,
1382
00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:00,277
God bless America...
1383
00:53:00,310 --> 00:53:01,945
and no place else.
1384
00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:03,146
Thank you.
1385
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,381
Thank you, children.
1386
00:53:04,414 --> 00:53:05,815
No more bombs now.
1387
00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:07,017
And don't use guns.
1388
00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:08,285
Now that went well.
1389
00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:09,452
That was
very touching.
1390
00:53:09,486 --> 00:53:10,854
Kids really like me.
1391
00:53:10,887 --> 00:53:12,055
You were
very genuine.
1392
00:53:12,088 --> 00:53:13,857
They responded.
1393
00:53:13,890 --> 00:53:15,992
I tried to hug a girl and a boy
so I wouldn't seem sexist.
1394
00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,227
V.P. Lewis.
1395
00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:19,329
Mr. Vice President.
1396
00:53:19,362 --> 00:53:21,031
Well, welcome to the show,
Alderman Gilliam.
1397
00:53:21,064 --> 00:53:22,599
I'm surprised
1398
00:53:22,632 --> 00:53:24,935
you're not off somewhere
with your little girlfriend.
1399
00:53:24,968 --> 00:53:26,203
How'd you know about her?
1400
00:53:26,236 --> 00:53:27,337
I'm the government, son.
1401
00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:28,939
I know everything.
1402
00:53:28,972 --> 00:53:30,207
Sir, we really should debate.
1403
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:31,875
( chuckling )
1404
00:53:31,908 --> 00:53:33,777
Let's get something straight,
Gilliam.
1405
00:53:33,810 --> 00:53:36,913
I don't know you
and I don't like you.
1406
00:53:36,947 --> 00:53:39,349
Party's over, Gilliam.
1407
00:53:39,382 --> 00:53:42,419
I'm fixing to whup your ass,
you got it?
1408
00:53:42,452 --> 00:53:47,290
( patriotic march blaring )
1409
00:53:47,324 --> 00:53:49,359
Sir, we really should debate!
1410
00:53:50,493 --> 00:53:54,497
God bless America,
and no place else!
1411
00:53:58,268 --> 00:54:01,004
Sir, we just got
this off the uplink.
1412
00:54:01,037 --> 00:54:02,439
What is it?
1413
00:54:02,472 --> 00:54:04,574
It's an off-the-record
comment by Mays Gilliam.
1414
00:54:04,608 --> 00:54:05,775
Bad?
1415
00:54:05,809 --> 00:54:07,077
Yes, sir.
1416
00:54:07,110 --> 00:54:09,446
Good work.
1417
00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:15,785
NIKKI:
Oh, oh, it's on.
1418
00:54:15,819 --> 00:54:17,220
You guys, come here.
1419
00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:18,521
ANCHORWOMAN:
Vice President Lewis
was on the scene
1420
00:54:18,555 --> 00:54:19,889
comforting parents
and students.
1421
00:54:19,923 --> 00:54:21,658
LEWIS:
Hello, my young Americans.
1422
00:54:21,691 --> 00:54:23,293
MARTIN:
The press is in
Lewis' back pocket.
1423
00:54:23,326 --> 00:54:24,628
LEWIS:
Good morning, children.
1424
00:54:24,661 --> 00:54:26,730
ANCHORWOMAN:
In this CNB News exclusive
1425
00:54:26,763 --> 00:54:29,099
our cameras caught Gilliam
making what was arguably
1426
00:54:29,132 --> 00:54:31,635
the most controversial statement
of the day.
1427
00:54:31,668 --> 00:54:32,802
What?
1428
00:54:32,836 --> 00:54:34,604
What do you expect?
They act like us.
1429
00:54:34,638 --> 00:54:35,972
We're bombing countries
all the time.
1430
00:54:36,006 --> 00:54:38,408
If I was 12,
I'd probably have a gun, too.
1431
00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:39,676
Tell me you didn't say that.
1432
00:54:39,709 --> 00:54:41,144
I didn't know the camera
was on me.
1433
00:54:41,177 --> 00:54:43,013
I was just playing around
with some sound guy.
1434
00:54:43,046 --> 00:54:45,415
You didn't know
the camera was on you?
1435
00:54:45,448 --> 00:54:47,517
You didn't know
the camera was on you?
1436
00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:49,419
Of course the camera's on you!
It's always on you!
1437
00:54:49,452 --> 00:54:51,755
You're running for President!
I told you right
from the beginning.
1438
00:54:51,788 --> 00:54:56,159
I don't want to hear
another word from you.
This is all your fault.
1439
00:54:56,192 --> 00:54:59,629
Gilliam is now under
investigation by the FBI
1440
00:54:59,663 --> 00:55:03,033
for his involvement with
this man, friend and associate
1441
00:55:03,066 --> 00:55:05,235
and accused drug lord,
Warren Pryor.
1442
00:55:05,268 --> 00:55:06,936
Oh, Lord, we're going to jail.
1443
00:55:06,970 --> 00:55:08,305
We're not going to jail.
1444
00:55:08,338 --> 00:55:11,174
Is it true?
1445
00:55:11,207 --> 00:55:12,242
Hey, what's up, Warren?
1446
00:55:12,275 --> 00:55:13,610
I know him, but I don't
1447
00:55:13,643 --> 00:55:15,345
"drug lord" know him.
1448
00:55:15,378 --> 00:55:18,415
It's just a guy I see around
the way I say, "What's up?" to.
1449
00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:19,783
But I don't know him know him.
1450
00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:21,184
DEBRA:
Do you have any
drugs on you?
1451
00:55:21,217 --> 00:55:22,485
You better get them off
right now
1452
00:55:22,519 --> 00:55:23,787
because I'm not going
to jail for you.
1453
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:25,155
Are you on the pipe?
1454
00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:27,290
( booing )
1455
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,859
♪ Every time you're doing good
trouble just pops up ♪
1456
00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:32,462
♪ He doesn't know what
he's gonna do ♪
1457
00:55:32,495 --> 00:55:33,897
♪ He doesn't know what
he's gonna do ♪
1458
00:55:33,930 --> 00:55:36,132
♪ This is messed up,
this really sucks ♪
1459
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:38,968
♪ Keep your head up,
it's your best bet ♪
1460
00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:41,338
♪ Let's just hope
the election's not through... ♪
1461
00:55:41,371 --> 00:55:43,306
And I repeat,
if you see Mays Gilliam,
1462
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:46,076
please do not call
the authorities.
1463
00:55:46,109 --> 00:55:49,713
Just do whatever you can
to make his life a living hell.
1464
00:55:49,746 --> 00:55:51,247
WOMAN: Sir, could you...?
No more questions!
1465
00:55:51,281 --> 00:55:54,751
If I say Mays Gilliam,
I'm gonna bust a cap in his ass.
1466
00:55:54,784 --> 00:55:56,920
BIG DAVE:
Gilliam is done.
1467
00:55:56,953 --> 00:56:00,190
As Big Dave says,
"Waah, waah."
1468
00:56:00,223 --> 00:56:04,394
God... What am I
going to do?
1469
00:56:04,427 --> 00:56:05,829
What are you
worried about?
1470
00:56:05,862 --> 00:56:08,064
It's not like your face
is on the side of a bus.
1471
00:56:08,098 --> 00:56:09,299
I mean, I'm the one
1472
00:56:09,332 --> 00:56:10,834
who's going to take a hit
for this.
1473
00:56:10,867 --> 00:56:12,302
Why don't we just get me
on the news
1474
00:56:12,335 --> 00:56:13,870
so I can make a statement,
apologize?
1475
00:56:13,903 --> 00:56:15,672
I mean, that's what the people
want to hear.
1476
00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:16,906
You're probably right.
1477
00:56:16,940 --> 00:56:19,075
Mmm, make a statement
of some kind.
1478
00:56:19,109 --> 00:56:20,477
Try and sound
sincere.
1479
00:56:20,510 --> 00:56:22,245
Just give me a break!
1480
00:56:22,278 --> 00:56:23,713
Do you think you
can just say
1481
00:56:23,747 --> 00:56:26,683
you're sorry and all this
is going to go away?
1482
00:56:26,716 --> 00:56:28,752
Mays, you're running
for President
1483
00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:31,454
of the United States of America.
1484
00:56:32,722 --> 00:56:36,393
Do you have any idea why they
chose you?
1485
00:56:36,426 --> 00:56:37,527
( crowd cheering )
1486
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,362
( gunshot )
1487
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:41,131
We picked you because
you're the guy that had...
1488
00:56:41,164 --> 00:56:42,966
Shut up!
1489
00:56:47,437 --> 00:56:51,274
You're here to lose, Mays.
1490
00:56:51,307 --> 00:56:54,544
Arnot picked you
so you could lose.
1491
00:56:54,577 --> 00:56:56,479
Come on, Mays, just
think about it.
1492
00:56:56,513 --> 00:56:59,382
If they really had any idea
that they could win this thing,
1493
00:56:59,416 --> 00:57:00,583
do you think
they would've chosen
1494
00:57:00,617 --> 00:57:02,786
an ignorant-ass nigger
like you?
1495
00:57:08,558 --> 00:57:09,893
Okay, wait up.
1496
00:57:09,926 --> 00:57:11,961
I know you're not calling me
an ignorant nigger
1497
00:57:11,995 --> 00:57:15,765
and thinking that
you're staying on my bus.
1498
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,735
I am not getting off this bus.
1499
00:57:18,768 --> 00:57:20,770
I mean,
we're in the middle of nowhere.
1500
00:57:20,804 --> 00:57:23,540
So now you need a ride
from an ignorant nigger?
1501
00:57:23,573 --> 00:57:25,742
I am not getting
off this bus.
1502
00:57:25,775 --> 00:57:26,543
Apologize.
1503
00:57:26,576 --> 00:57:27,610
No!
Security!
1504
00:57:27,644 --> 00:57:29,746
( screaming )
1505
00:57:29,779 --> 00:57:32,482
( tires screeching )
1506
00:57:33,616 --> 00:57:36,152
So you knew about this
all along, huh?
1507
00:57:48,198 --> 00:57:50,500
Mays...
1508
00:57:56,506 --> 00:57:58,808
( coughs )
1509
00:57:58,842 --> 00:58:00,810
Is there trouble inside
the Gilliam campaign?
1510
00:58:00,844 --> 00:58:02,445
That's what Washington insiders
want to know
1511
00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:06,282
after Gilliam's chief advisor,
Debra Lassiter,
1512
00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:07,951
left the campaign trail.
1513
00:58:07,984 --> 00:58:09,552
ANCHORMAN:
Down in the polls,
1514
00:58:09,586 --> 00:58:11,488
Gilliam still
has no running mate.
1515
00:58:11,521 --> 00:58:13,423
ANCHORMAN 2:
Sources say the Teamsters
may endorse Lewis.
1516
00:58:13,456 --> 00:58:15,325
ANCHORWOMAN 2:
Did Gilliam kill
JonBenet Ramsey?
1517
00:58:15,358 --> 00:58:17,093
Police want to know.
ANCHORMAN 2: The big question:
1518
00:58:17,126 --> 00:58:18,695
Where is Mays Gilliam?
1519
00:58:18,728 --> 00:58:20,830
BIG DAVE:
Where is Mays Gilliam?
1520
00:58:20,864 --> 00:58:23,199
I'll tell you where he's at.
He's with his peeps!
1521
00:58:23,233 --> 00:58:27,971
( phone ringing )
1522
00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:29,272
Hello?
1523
00:58:29,305 --> 00:58:30,840
Hey, you up?
1524
00:58:30,874 --> 00:58:33,042
I was hoping you would call.
Where are you? You okay?
1525
00:58:33,076 --> 00:58:36,613
I don't know.
I mean, I guess I'm all right.
1526
00:58:36,646 --> 00:58:38,648
Okay, come on, talk to Mama.
1527
00:58:38,681 --> 00:58:41,284
I don't know. It seems like
they're trying to get me.
1528
00:58:41,317 --> 00:58:45,221
Everywhere I turn they're trying
to put a foot in my ass.
1529
00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:46,523
Well, after what you said,
1530
00:58:46,556 --> 00:58:48,558
you need a foot
put up in your ass.
1531
00:58:48,591 --> 00:58:50,159
I mean, what did you expect?
1532
00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:51,761
They were just going
to make you president?
1533
00:58:51,794 --> 00:58:54,697
It's like they
take a poll for everything I do.
1534
00:58:54,731 --> 00:58:56,332
You ever been to a horse race?
1535
00:58:56,366 --> 00:59:00,069
My dad, he used to take me
all the time when I was little.
1536
00:59:00,103 --> 00:59:04,207
You know, the horses,
they wear blinders.
1537
00:59:04,240 --> 00:59:05,608
They don't even see each other.
1538
00:59:05,642 --> 00:59:07,610
They just run their race.
1539
00:59:07,644 --> 00:59:09,612
So don't worry about Lewis.
1540
00:59:09,646 --> 00:59:11,548
Don't worry about the press.
1541
00:59:11,581 --> 00:59:13,783
Just... run your race.
1542
00:59:13,816 --> 00:59:16,386
Okay, let me ask you something.
Okay.
1543
00:59:16,419 --> 00:59:18,555
What are you wearing?
1544
00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:21,057
Oh, now, you know
you need to stop.
1545
00:59:22,692 --> 00:59:25,795
( crickets chirping )
1546
00:59:27,931 --> 00:59:30,733
Man, news travels fast.
1547
00:59:30,767 --> 00:59:32,735
Not ten minutes after
you fired me,
1548
00:59:32,769 --> 00:59:35,538
I had two offers for jobs.
1549
00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:37,740
Good offers.
What are you doing here?
1550
00:59:37,774 --> 00:59:39,542
I know you got no reason
to trust me,
1551
00:59:39,576 --> 00:59:41,778
but I'm asking you to.
1552
00:59:41,811 --> 00:59:44,247
You've got
five weeks left.
1553
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:46,783
I know Lassiter is out,
but I think...
1554
00:59:46,816 --> 00:59:50,687
I think I can
help you do this.
1555
00:59:50,720 --> 00:59:53,256
I want to help you.
1556
00:59:53,289 --> 00:59:56,626
And... I'm sorry, Mays.
1557
00:59:56,659 --> 00:59:58,394
I don't know what else to say.
1558
00:59:58,428 --> 01:00:03,900
But... as bad as things look,
I don't think you should quit.
1559
01:00:03,933 --> 01:00:06,135
Who said I was quitting?
1560
01:00:06,169 --> 01:00:08,271
I wish I could quit.
1561
01:00:08,304 --> 01:00:10,640
I wish it was that easy.
1562
01:00:10,673 --> 01:00:11,841
You're lucky.
1563
01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:13,776
You are so lucky.
1564
01:00:13,810 --> 01:00:16,012
You don't know
how good you got it.
1565
01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:18,281
You just represent yourself.
1566
01:00:18,314 --> 01:00:19,916
Me?
1567
01:00:19,949 --> 01:00:22,986
I represent my whole race.
1568
01:00:23,019 --> 01:00:24,420
If I quit,
1569
01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:29,726
there won't be another black
candidate for 50 years.
1570
01:00:29,759 --> 01:00:32,128
All right.
1571
01:00:32,161 --> 01:00:34,364
We can get rid of
the school thing
1572
01:00:34,397 --> 01:00:36,299
with a statement
that'll blow things over
1573
01:00:36,332 --> 01:00:38,668
but we need to pick
a running mate.
1574
01:00:38,701 --> 01:00:39,869
Well, who am I supposed to pick?
1575
01:00:39,902 --> 01:00:41,471
Nobody wants to run with me.
1576
01:00:41,504 --> 01:00:43,406
We need somebody we can trust.
1577
01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:45,408
What...?
1578
01:00:45,441 --> 01:00:47,410
Who do you trust?
1579
01:00:49,545 --> 01:00:51,414
ANCHORWOMAN:
In the midst of his own
Cinderella story,
1580
01:00:51,447 --> 01:00:54,484
presidential candidate
Mays Gilliam is shaking it up.
1581
01:00:54,517 --> 01:00:57,086
He's chosen his brother,
Mitch Gilliam,
1582
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:59,689
a bail bondsman from Chicago,
as his running mate.
1583
01:00:59,722 --> 01:01:03,793
ANCHORMAN:
Political analysts say this may
be too little, too late.
1584
01:01:03,826 --> 01:01:05,561
Hi, I'm with
the Pork Commission...
1585
01:01:05,595 --> 01:01:06,829
♪ Yeah, yeah... ♪
1586
01:01:06,863 --> 01:01:08,131
I'm from the Athlete's Foot
Foundat...
1587
01:01:08,164 --> 01:01:10,633
♪ On the train,
on the train... ♪
1588
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,001
What's up?
1589
01:01:12,035 --> 01:01:14,203
Hey, can you get my demo tape
to somebody?
1590
01:01:17,373 --> 01:01:19,175
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1591
01:01:19,208 --> 01:01:21,978
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪
1592
01:01:22,011 --> 01:01:23,746
( funky soul melody playing )
1593
01:01:23,780 --> 01:01:25,081
Are these
your bags, sir?
1594
01:01:25,114 --> 01:01:26,582
Look at my shoes
and look at the bags.
1595
01:01:26,616 --> 01:01:27,550
Shut up and follow me.
1596
01:01:27,583 --> 01:01:29,886
Mays.
Mitch.
1597
01:01:29,919 --> 01:01:32,255
Back up, back up,
back up, back up.
1598
01:01:32,288 --> 01:01:33,923
( grunting )
1599
01:01:33,956 --> 01:01:35,591
( laughing )
1600
01:01:35,625 --> 01:01:37,226
♪ Yeah... ♪
1601
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:39,128
Mr. Gilliam,
what do you have to say
1602
01:01:39,162 --> 01:01:41,130
about your brother's
recent controversial comments?
1603
01:01:41,164 --> 01:01:42,265
My gosh, lady,
1604
01:01:42,298 --> 01:01:43,866
my brother said
he was sorry.
1605
01:01:43,900 --> 01:01:45,201
I mean, let it go.
1606
01:01:45,234 --> 01:01:46,803
See, that's why
nobody like your ass.
1607
01:01:46,836 --> 01:01:49,405
( laughing )
1608
01:01:49,439 --> 01:01:50,773
MAYS:
We got a lot of work to do, man.
1609
01:01:50,807 --> 01:01:52,141
We way behind
in the polls.
1610
01:01:52,175 --> 01:01:53,609
Am I getting paid for this?
Oh, yeah.
1611
01:01:53,643 --> 01:01:55,211
Come on,
let's do this.
1612
01:01:55,244 --> 01:01:57,447
Mitch Gilliam, you're running
for the vice presidency
1613
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:58,748
of the United States of America.
You're a bail bondsman.
1614
01:01:58,781 --> 01:01:59,949
You have
no Washington experience,
1615
01:01:59,982 --> 01:02:01,150
you have
no political experience,
1616
01:02:01,184 --> 01:02:02,585
you have
no political connections.
1617
01:02:02,618 --> 01:02:03,653
How does being
a bail bondsman
1618
01:02:03,686 --> 01:02:05,054
qualify you to be
the Vice President
1619
01:02:05,088 --> 01:02:07,123
of the United States
of America?
1620
01:02:07,156 --> 01:02:08,524
That's right, I am
a bail bondsman.
1621
01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:10,526
People come to me
when they in trouble,
1622
01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:12,028
like the United States.
1623
01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:14,230
We bail people out.
We bail out Mexico,
1624
01:02:14,263 --> 01:02:15,732
we bail out the
savings and loan,
1625
01:02:15,765 --> 01:02:17,300
we bail out the
airline industry.
1626
01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:18,568
Now you ask me, sir,
1627
01:02:18,601 --> 01:02:20,570
what qualify me to
run for Vice President.
1628
01:02:20,603 --> 01:02:22,238
When the country's
in trouble,
1629
01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:23,473
I'll bail 'em out.
1630
01:02:23,506 --> 01:02:25,641
Hold that thought.
We have a caller from Detroit.
1631
01:02:25,675 --> 01:02:27,477
Go ahead, caller.
MAN: Hey, Mitch.
1632
01:02:27,510 --> 01:02:30,279
What you looking around for?
It's Reggie, mother( bleep ).
1633
01:02:30,313 --> 01:02:32,381
Where my money at, man?
Don't call with that bullshit.
1634
01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:33,883
You see I'm on TV.
1635
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:35,384
What about NATO?
How do you feel about NATO?
1636
01:02:35,418 --> 01:02:36,652
Should it be...?
I never met Nato.
1637
01:02:36,686 --> 01:02:38,221
I don't know
nothing about it.
1638
01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:39,589
I don't talk about people
behind they back.
1639
01:02:39,622 --> 01:02:41,090
NATO is the North Atlantic
Treaty Organization.
1640
01:02:41,124 --> 01:02:42,258
Oh, but you, oh,
you didn't say that.
1641
01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:44,127
I thought you were
talking about...
1642
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:45,795
I know this guy named Nato.
N-Nato Jacobs, you know.
1643
01:02:45,828 --> 01:02:46,996
But you have to know
these things.
1644
01:02:47,029 --> 01:02:48,164
If you're running
for public office...
1645
01:02:48,197 --> 01:02:49,332
Do you know
Nato Jacobs?
1646
01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:50,633
I know...
Do you know Nato Jacobs?
1647
01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:52,368
I know what NATO is.
Do you know Nato Jacobs?
1648
01:02:52,401 --> 01:02:54,370
Uh, I'm sorry,
I haven't met the gentleman.
1649
01:02:54,403 --> 01:02:56,139
That's what I said.
Didn't I say that?
1650
01:02:56,172 --> 01:02:57,940
You don't know
nothing about Nato.
1651
01:02:57,974 --> 01:02:59,776
I don't know nothing
about NATO.
1652
01:02:59,809 --> 01:03:01,043
So, why are you
out here today
1653
01:03:01,077 --> 01:03:02,779
since inmates don't have
the right to vote?
1654
01:03:02,812 --> 01:03:03,946
Babe, it's not about the vote.
1655
01:03:03,980 --> 01:03:05,548
We're looking out
for the convicts.
1656
01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:06,916
See, we want to make sure, man,
1657
01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:08,651
when they get out,
that they stay out.
1658
01:03:08,684 --> 01:03:11,254
The better the education, they
become more productive citizens.
1659
01:03:11,287 --> 01:03:13,055
That's what my brother and I
are about.
1660
01:03:13,089 --> 01:03:14,357
Mitch! What's up, man?
1661
01:03:14,390 --> 01:03:16,159
Hey, Shorty G.
Good to see you, boy!
1662
01:03:16,192 --> 01:03:17,460
Come here.
Hey, hey, hey.
1663
01:03:17,493 --> 01:03:19,462
This is Shorty G.
I arrested his ass.
1664
01:03:19,495 --> 01:03:21,130
I thought you'd gotten
the chair, boy.
1665
01:03:21,164 --> 01:03:22,598
ANCHORWOMAN:
Mr. Gilliam,
1666
01:03:22,632 --> 01:03:24,333
how would you deal
with white-collar crime?
1667
01:03:24,367 --> 01:03:25,935
MITCH:
First of all,
there's no such thing
1668
01:03:25,968 --> 01:03:27,670
as white-collar crime.
1669
01:03:27,703 --> 01:03:29,839
And there's definitely no such
thing as black-on-black crime.
1670
01:03:29,872 --> 01:03:31,440
Crime is crime.
1671
01:03:31,474 --> 01:03:32,975
Let me explain
something to you.
1672
01:03:33,009 --> 01:03:34,177
I don't care if you have
1673
01:03:34,210 --> 01:03:36,012
a white collar
or a tank top.
1674
01:03:36,045 --> 01:03:38,281
If you rob me, I'm
gonna whup your ass.
1675
01:03:38,314 --> 01:03:39,215
( laughs )
1676
01:03:39,248 --> 01:03:41,017
TV REPORTER:
I'm Janet Silvers,
1677
01:03:41,050 --> 01:03:43,319
reporting live in Washington,
D.C., where transit operators...
1678
01:03:43,352 --> 01:03:44,854
I wish we'd get into
the White House, little brother.
1679
01:03:44,887 --> 01:03:46,389
Why, so you could
have a cookout?
1680
01:03:46,422 --> 01:03:48,391
NIKKI:
Mays, they were just
talking about your ward.
1681
01:03:48,424 --> 01:03:49,992
MARTIN:
Yeah, what's going
on down there?
1682
01:03:50,026 --> 01:03:51,427
Well, they want to cut
bus service
1683
01:03:51,460 --> 01:03:53,496
until they finish
this construction project.
1684
01:03:53,529 --> 01:03:54,864
I should go down there.
1685
01:03:54,897 --> 01:03:56,199
For what, so you can blow up
the bus line?
1686
01:03:56,232 --> 01:03:57,533
Well, one thing
at a time.
1687
01:03:57,567 --> 01:03:58,901
The Teamsters
haven't endorsed Lewis yet.
1688
01:03:58,935 --> 01:04:00,203
Our numbers
are creeping back up.
1689
01:04:00,236 --> 01:04:02,038
But if we want a real shot
at this thing,
1690
01:04:02,071 --> 01:04:04,273
we've got to get Lewis
to debate.
1691
01:04:04,307 --> 01:04:05,842
Well, he knows that,
that's why he won't debate me.
1692
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:08,177
The guy's avoiding me
like he owes me child support.
1693
01:04:08,211 --> 01:04:10,012
The man is scared.
Man, he's holding the ball
1694
01:04:10,046 --> 01:04:11,647
hoping the clock will run out.
1695
01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:12,982
That's a punk move.
1696
01:04:13,015 --> 01:04:14,650
Ducking and hiding
like a little bitch.
1697
01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,786
Well, that may be,
but he's not going to debate you
1698
01:04:16,819 --> 01:04:18,421
because you call him
a little bitch.
1699
01:04:21,224 --> 01:04:23,025
And we feel that
what this community needs...
1700
01:04:23,059 --> 01:04:24,160
What the community
needs
1701
01:04:24,193 --> 01:04:25,928
is for you to debate me
right now.
1702
01:04:25,962 --> 01:04:27,496
You want to tell the
people something,
tell them that.
1703
01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:29,232
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop ♪
1704
01:04:29,265 --> 01:04:30,700
♪ I thought
I told you that we won't stop. ♪
1705
01:04:30,733 --> 01:04:31,934
Well, now, my agenda...
1706
01:04:31,968 --> 01:04:33,269
I'll tell you
about our agenda.
1707
01:04:33,302 --> 01:04:35,238
Our agenda is to have a debate
right now.
1708
01:04:35,271 --> 01:04:36,873
You need to get rid of
this zero
1709
01:04:36,906 --> 01:04:38,474
and talk to the hero.
1710
01:04:40,243 --> 01:04:41,410
What, you got time to jog,
1711
01:04:41,444 --> 01:04:42,778
but you don't got time
to debate?
1712
01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:44,213
You can run, but
you can't hide.
1713
01:04:44,247 --> 01:04:46,048
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop ♪
1714
01:04:46,082 --> 01:04:48,184
What you looking for,
the news?
1715
01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:50,453
The news is we want a debate.
No!
1716
01:04:50,486 --> 01:04:52,255
What'd you change
the channel for?
He's scared!
1717
01:04:52,288 --> 01:04:54,223
He's scared, he's scared.
Oh, God...
1718
01:04:54,257 --> 01:04:56,158
Here's a word from our sponsor.
We want a debate.
1719
01:04:56,192 --> 01:04:58,060
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop ♪
1720
01:04:58,094 --> 01:04:59,462
♪ I thought
I told you that we won't stop ♪
1721
01:04:59,495 --> 01:05:00,663
♪ I thought I told you
that we won't stop... ♪
1722
01:05:00,696 --> 01:05:02,231
( screaming ):
No!
1723
01:05:02,265 --> 01:05:04,533
Yo, Lewis.
Your mother's ass is so big,
1724
01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:07,203
when she sits down
she's three feet taller.
1725
01:05:07,236 --> 01:05:11,340
Yo, Lewis, your mother
got a really big ass!
1726
01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:13,409
Sir, I think it's time
we prepare for a debate.
1727
01:05:13,442 --> 01:05:16,279
Oh, give me one good reason
I should debate that jerk.
1728
01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:18,347
He talked about
your mother, sir.
1729
01:05:18,381 --> 01:05:19,782
So what?
1730
01:05:19,815 --> 01:05:22,018
Are you going
to just let him
1731
01:05:22,051 --> 01:05:23,953
talk about me like that?
1732
01:05:28,925 --> 01:05:30,626
After some inventive chiding
1733
01:05:30,660 --> 01:05:33,162
on the part
of Alderman Mays Gilliam,
1734
01:05:33,195 --> 01:05:36,766
Vice President Lewis
has finally agreed to one debate
1735
01:05:36,799 --> 01:05:40,336
the night before the election.
1736
01:05:40,369 --> 01:05:42,338
So, baby brother,
this is it, man.
1737
01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:43,572
You ready?
1738
01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:45,574
All right, I guess.
1739
01:05:45,608 --> 01:05:46,909
What do you mean, you guess?
You don't know?
1740
01:05:46,943 --> 01:05:48,411
You either ready
or you ain't.
1741
01:05:48,444 --> 01:05:50,313
Hey, man, what's
the problem, man?
1742
01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:51,914
I-I'm ready, okay.
I'm ready.
1743
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:53,282
No, you ain't.
1744
01:05:53,316 --> 01:05:54,517
Look at you.
1745
01:05:54,550 --> 01:05:56,419
If you call this ready,
this ain't gonna get it.
1746
01:05:56,452 --> 01:05:57,620
You got to dress
for the job you want
1747
01:05:57,653 --> 01:05:59,021
not for the job you got.
1748
01:05:59,055 --> 01:06:01,557
Wait, man, I know you ain't
talking about my clothes.
1749
01:06:01,590 --> 01:06:03,559
Come on, now, come on.
This ain't about me.
1750
01:06:03,592 --> 01:06:05,127
If I got a good idea,
1751
01:06:05,161 --> 01:06:07,129
it shouldn't matter
what I'm wearing.
( grunts )
1752
01:06:07,163 --> 01:06:08,230
Uh-oh.
1753
01:06:08,264 --> 01:06:10,900
You know you
messed up, man.
1754
01:06:10,933 --> 01:06:12,768
Boy, I'm telling
you right now.
1755
01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,637
You know, this
ain't about me.
1756
01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:16,238
( grunts )
1757
01:06:16,272 --> 01:06:17,606
Okay?
1758
01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,475
Lewis ain't no punk.
He ain't no joke.
1759
01:06:19,508 --> 01:06:21,510
That man been
Vice President
1760
01:06:21,544 --> 01:06:22,745
for eight years, okay?
1761
01:06:22,778 --> 01:06:23,846
He's a war hero.
1762
01:06:23,879 --> 01:06:25,614
He's Sharon Stone cousin.
1763
01:06:25,648 --> 01:06:26,983
You better come correct.
1764
01:06:27,016 --> 01:06:29,151
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
Yeah, that's right.
1765
01:06:29,185 --> 01:06:30,786
Well, I got us this far!
1766
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:31,988
( groaning )
1767
01:06:32,021 --> 01:06:34,323
See, this as far
as you gonna get.
1768
01:06:34,357 --> 01:06:35,791
Oh, oh, it's like that?
1769
01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:37,360
That's the way it is.
1770
01:06:37,393 --> 01:06:40,062
See, Geller and them up
there pumping your head up,
1771
01:06:40,096 --> 01:06:42,031
but Lewis gonna
slap it back down.
1772
01:06:42,064 --> 01:06:43,466
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
1773
01:06:43,499 --> 01:06:44,667
Oh, yeah?
1774
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:48,070
( laughs )
1775
01:06:52,441 --> 01:06:53,642
Go ahead.
1776
01:06:53,676 --> 01:06:55,077
Come on!
1777
01:07:01,717 --> 01:07:03,386
Oh, my God.
1778
01:07:03,419 --> 01:07:06,956
Little brother,
you all right?
1779
01:07:06,989 --> 01:07:08,858
( grunts )
1780
01:07:08,891 --> 01:07:11,193
That's what
you get.
1781
01:07:11,227 --> 01:07:12,528
You need anything,
1782
01:07:12,561 --> 01:07:14,130
'cause it look like you need
some help.
1783
01:07:14,163 --> 01:07:15,231
You gonna get yours!
1784
01:07:15,264 --> 01:07:16,632
I'm gonna tell Ma!
1785
01:07:16,665 --> 01:07:18,234
You better not tell.
1786
01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:23,506
( phone ringing )
1787
01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:24,840
Hello?
1788
01:07:24,874 --> 01:07:26,208
Debra?
1789
01:07:26,242 --> 01:07:27,543
Mays.
No, Mays, I don't...
1790
01:07:27,576 --> 01:07:29,879
Look, don't intrude
in my life anymore.
1791
01:07:29,912 --> 01:07:31,547
I don't want to have anything
to do with you,
1792
01:07:31,580 --> 01:07:32,815
not after the way
you treated me.
1793
01:07:32,848 --> 01:07:34,150
I'm sorry. I am sorry.
1794
01:07:34,183 --> 01:07:36,052
I'm sorry I threw you
off the bus.
1795
01:07:36,085 --> 01:07:37,386
It was wrong.
I just couldn't take
1796
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:38,854
what you were saying
at the time.
1797
01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,689
Mays, what do you want?
1798
01:07:40,723 --> 01:07:43,426
I want to win.
1799
01:07:50,499 --> 01:07:51,967
WOMAN:
Welcome to New York City
( crowd cheering )
1800
01:07:52,001 --> 01:07:55,304
for the 2004
Presidential Debates.
1801
01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:56,572
Where is he?
I don't know.
1802
01:07:56,605 --> 01:07:58,240
He said he was right behind me.
1803
01:07:58,274 --> 01:07:59,875
Think I should go look for him?
People are getting nervous.
1804
01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:01,777
We've got to do something.
I can do something.
1805
01:08:01,811 --> 01:08:03,546
No.
No.
1806
01:08:03,579 --> 01:08:05,414
MODERATOR:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1807
01:08:05,448 --> 01:08:09,518
Vice President Brian Lewis.
1808
01:08:09,552 --> 01:08:12,088
( applause )
1809
01:08:13,556 --> 01:08:17,093
MAN:
Hello, Mr. Vice President!
1810
01:08:18,828 --> 01:08:21,297
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Here they come, here they come.
1811
01:08:23,332 --> 01:08:25,568
Sweet.
1812
01:08:25,601 --> 01:08:27,236
Hello, Martin.
1813
01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:29,138
I'm sorry I'm late.
1814
01:08:29,171 --> 01:08:30,372
I had to change.
1815
01:08:30,406 --> 01:08:31,974
Mr. Earl, nice to see you.
1816
01:08:32,007 --> 01:08:33,542
Nice to see you,
too, sir.
1817
01:08:33,576 --> 01:08:34,810
Let's move.
1818
01:08:36,779 --> 01:08:39,148
Mays, there are 250 million
people out there
1819
01:08:39,181 --> 01:08:40,716
deciding who to vote for.
1820
01:08:40,749 --> 01:08:42,418
They all know Lewis
didn't want to debate.
1821
01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:44,787
Just show them why.
Stay focussed.
1822
01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:46,655
Take your time.
1823
01:08:46,689 --> 01:08:49,458
If you get out of pocket,
you put your foot in his ass.
1824
01:08:49,492 --> 01:08:51,627
By the way,
nice suit.
1825
01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:54,330
Faba?
1826
01:08:54,363 --> 01:08:56,699
FUBU.
Even I knew that.
1827
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,034
Mays.
1828
01:08:59,068 --> 01:09:00,870
MODERATOR:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1829
01:09:00,903 --> 01:09:02,972
Alderman Mays Gilliam.
1830
01:09:03,005 --> 01:09:06,075
( cheering )
1831
01:09:06,108 --> 01:09:08,477
( scattered chuckling )
1832
01:09:08,511 --> 01:09:10,446
( applause continues )
1833
01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:12,781
( deep bass line plays )
1834
01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:14,650
( women cooing )
1835
01:09:14,683 --> 01:09:18,320
Yo, when Martin
comin' on, man?
1836
01:09:19,455 --> 01:09:22,491
My mama told me
to whup your butt.
1837
01:09:24,894 --> 01:09:26,428
( applause continues )
1838
01:09:26,462 --> 01:09:28,664
...the first question
is directed
1839
01:09:28,697 --> 01:09:32,134
by coin flip
to the Vice President.
1840
01:09:32,168 --> 01:09:34,036
Vice President Lewis,
1841
01:09:34,069 --> 01:09:35,638
what steps should be taken
1842
01:09:35,671 --> 01:09:38,040
to limit our youth's access
to violent materials?
1843
01:09:38,073 --> 01:09:41,443
Our American children's futures
are at stake here.
1844
01:09:41,477 --> 01:09:44,513
Now I say we need to study
this issue
1845
01:09:44,547 --> 01:09:47,183
and appropriate legislation
that will return us
1846
01:09:47,216 --> 01:09:51,187
to an America
that we can be proud of.
1847
01:09:51,220 --> 01:09:54,023
God bless America
and no place else.
1848
01:09:54,056 --> 01:09:57,326
( applause )
1849
01:09:58,627 --> 01:10:01,730
Alderman Gilliam...
same question, please.
1850
01:10:01,764 --> 01:10:03,866
How do we limit
violent material?
1851
01:10:03,899 --> 01:10:05,401
Turn it off.
1852
01:10:05,434 --> 01:10:08,170
And if the kids cut it back on,
knock 'em out.
1853
01:10:08,204 --> 01:10:09,572
That's why I don't smoke.
1854
01:10:09,605 --> 01:10:11,440
When I was a kid,
my daddy caught me smoking
1855
01:10:11,473 --> 01:10:13,242
and he knocked me out.
1856
01:10:13,275 --> 01:10:15,177
And to this day, I don't smoke.
1857
01:10:15,211 --> 01:10:17,346
Not because I'm scared
of cancer.
1858
01:10:17,379 --> 01:10:19,582
I don't smoke
'cause I think my dad's
1859
01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:23,185
gonna walk through that door
and knock me the hell out.
1860
01:10:23,219 --> 01:10:25,421
Knock out your kids.
It helps.
1861
01:10:25,454 --> 01:10:27,623
( applause )
1862
01:10:27,656 --> 01:10:29,491
( murmurs of approval )
1863
01:10:29,525 --> 01:10:31,327
( scattered chuckles )
1864
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:33,128
( cheering loudly )
1865
01:10:33,162 --> 01:10:34,430
Yes!
1866
01:10:34,463 --> 01:10:36,265
MODERATOR:
Vice President Lewis,
1867
01:10:36,298 --> 01:10:40,069
with over 10,000 gun deaths
per year in the United States,
1868
01:10:40,102 --> 01:10:43,405
do you believe we need
stricter gun control laws?
1869
01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:45,174
I don't think we need
more gun control.
1870
01:10:45,207 --> 01:10:48,777
I say we enforce the laws
that are already on the books.
1871
01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:51,680
See, the problem is,
nobody reads the books.
1872
01:10:51,714 --> 01:10:54,750
What we need to do
is start putting laws on videos.
1873
01:10:54,783 --> 01:10:57,953
'Cause everybody watches videos.
MTV, BET.
1874
01:10:57,987 --> 01:11:00,356
We need to put some laws
on the Nelly video.
1875
01:11:00,389 --> 01:11:02,291
( murmuring )
If you had some laws
1876
01:11:02,324 --> 01:11:05,728
on a Destiny's Child video
right now, you could stop crime.
1877
01:11:05,761 --> 01:11:07,496
We already have gun licensing.
1878
01:11:07,529 --> 01:11:09,598
But that's only
to carry the gun.
1879
01:11:09,632 --> 01:11:11,267
I say we let the people decide.
1880
01:11:11,300 --> 01:11:12,735
The people can't decide.
1881
01:11:12,768 --> 01:11:14,737
The people are too busy
getting shot in the ass.
1882
01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:18,874
( cheering and applause )
1883
01:11:26,548 --> 01:11:29,318
( applause continues )
1884
01:11:33,355 --> 01:11:35,124
That's my brother.
1885
01:11:35,157 --> 01:11:37,826
Well, that's another reason
that I say he's not qualified.
1886
01:11:37,860 --> 01:11:39,194
Why, 'cause I had the good sense
1887
01:11:39,228 --> 01:11:41,463
to pick my big brother
to be my running mate?
1888
01:11:41,497 --> 01:11:44,566
All right, Alderman, I didn't
come here to argue with you.
1889
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:45,901
Oh, yes, you did.
We're having a debate.
1890
01:11:45,934 --> 01:11:48,003
A debate ain't nothing
but an argument.
1891
01:11:48,037 --> 01:11:49,805
A debate isn't the same thing
as an argument.
1892
01:11:49,838 --> 01:11:51,206
Oh, yes, it is.
No, it isn't.
1893
01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:52,841
Oh, yes, it is!
No, it isn't!
1894
01:11:52,875 --> 01:11:55,811
Oh, yes, it is!
No, it isn't!
1895
01:11:55,844 --> 01:11:57,713
I know you are, but what am I?
I know you are, but what am I?
1896
01:11:57,746 --> 01:11:59,081
I know you are,
but what am I?
1897
01:11:59,114 --> 01:12:01,383
I know you are,
but what am I?
1898
01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:03,352
BOTH:
I know you are, but what am I?
1899
01:12:03,385 --> 01:12:04,920
I know you are,
but what am I?
1900
01:12:04,953 --> 01:12:06,522
Can we just move on?
This is ridiculous.
1901
01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:08,090
MODERATOR:
Gentlemen,
1902
01:12:08,123 --> 01:12:09,525
our next question comes from...
1903
01:12:09,558 --> 01:12:11,026
I have a question.
1904
01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:12,127
Would you like our reception
1905
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:14,229
to be buffet style
or formal seating?
1906
01:12:14,263 --> 01:12:16,131
Now, keep in mind,
if you put Robert
next to Nelson,
1907
01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,634
he's going to be very angry
because he wanted
1908
01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:20,369
to be your best man, darling.
Security.
1909
01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:21,804
Security.
Security!
1910
01:12:21,837 --> 01:12:23,205
I love you so much...
( screaming )
1911
01:12:23,238 --> 01:12:24,873
( tires screeching )
1912
01:12:24,907 --> 01:12:28,043
The candidates have agreed
upon a short closing speech.
1913
01:12:28,077 --> 01:12:29,912
Vice President Lewis
1914
01:12:29,945 --> 01:12:31,180
won the coin toss.
1915
01:12:31,213 --> 01:12:32,915
He has elected to go first.
1916
01:12:32,948 --> 01:12:34,149
Thank you.
1917
01:12:34,183 --> 01:12:35,884
No, it isn't.
1918
01:12:35,918 --> 01:12:37,353
Yes, it is.
1919
01:12:37,386 --> 01:12:41,056
Tonight, you have seen
two different men
1920
01:12:41,090 --> 01:12:44,760
with two very different points
of view battle to win your vote.
1921
01:12:44,793 --> 01:12:48,764
And this is what America
is all about.
1922
01:12:48,797 --> 01:12:52,234
Now, as we've seen tonight,
Alderman Gilliam
1923
01:12:52,267 --> 01:12:56,638
can be captivating
and... and entertaining.
1924
01:12:56,672 --> 01:12:59,108
But America needs
more than that
1925
01:12:59,141 --> 01:13:00,743
from its
commander in chief.
1926
01:13:00,776 --> 01:13:03,545
To lead America,
it takes experience.
1927
01:13:03,579 --> 01:13:07,149
Now, I've been Vice President
for the last eight years.
1928
01:13:07,182 --> 01:13:12,020
I'm a war hero...
and I'm Sharon Stone's cousin.
1929
01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,355
And to me,
1930
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:16,125
America is like
a fine performance car.
1931
01:13:16,158 --> 01:13:18,427
And now is not the time...
1932
01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:22,264
to turn this fine vehicle
we call America
1933
01:13:22,297 --> 01:13:25,734
over to the hands of an amateur.
1934
01:13:28,270 --> 01:13:32,741
I'm Brian Lewis...
and I am your last chance.
1935
01:13:32,775 --> 01:13:37,146
God bless America,
and no place else.
1936
01:13:37,179 --> 01:13:39,381
( approving murmurs )
1937
01:13:39,415 --> 01:13:41,583
( chuckling )
1938
01:13:41,617 --> 01:13:44,753
Ah, yeah, it's over now.
1939
01:13:44,787 --> 01:13:47,589
Why do you have
to be so negative?
1940
01:13:47,623 --> 01:13:48,657
( applause )
1941
01:13:48,690 --> 01:13:50,492
Give me five.
Thank you.
1942
01:13:50,526 --> 01:13:51,960
Thank you. Thank you.
1943
01:13:51,994 --> 01:13:53,128
( applause )
1944
01:13:53,162 --> 01:13:54,797
Hello.
1945
01:13:54,830 --> 01:13:56,365
( applause continues )
1946
01:13:56,398 --> 01:13:57,866
( sighs )
1947
01:13:59,635 --> 01:14:02,738
( applause )
1948
01:14:04,006 --> 01:14:05,874
MODERATOR:
Alderman Gilliam?
1949
01:14:05,908 --> 01:14:07,910
Well, you're right,
Vice President Lewis.
1950
01:14:07,943 --> 01:14:09,411
I am an amateur.
1951
01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:12,247
When it comes to creating
so many enemies that we need
1952
01:14:12,281 --> 01:14:15,951
billions of dollars to protect
ourselves, yes, I'm an amateur.
1953
01:14:15,984 --> 01:14:19,121
When it comes to paying
farmers not to grow food
1954
01:14:19,154 --> 01:14:21,123
while people in this country
starve every day,
1955
01:14:21,156 --> 01:14:22,758
yes, I'm an amateur.
1956
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:25,327
When it comes to creating
a drug policy that makes
1957
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:29,264
crack and heroin cheaper
than asthma and AIDS medicine,
1958
01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:31,099
yes, I'm an amateur.
1959
01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:33,168
But there's nothing wrong
with being an amateur.
1960
01:14:33,202 --> 01:14:35,437
The people that started
the Underground Railroad
1961
01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:36,772
were amateurs.
1962
01:14:36,805 --> 01:14:39,007
Martin Luther King
was an amateur.
1963
01:14:39,041 --> 01:14:42,177
Have you ever been to Amateur
Night at the Apollo?
1964
01:14:42,211 --> 01:14:44,446
Some of the best talent
in the world was there.
1965
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,215
James Brown, Luther Vandross,
1966
01:14:46,248 --> 01:14:48,951
Rockwell,
the Crown Heights Affair...
1967
01:14:48,984 --> 01:14:50,152
Hall and Oates!
1968
01:14:50,185 --> 01:14:51,887
...the Fat Boys,
Rob Base.
1969
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,223
But you wouldn't know
nothing about that. Why?
1970
01:14:54,256 --> 01:14:57,259
'Cause when it comes to judging
talent and potential,
1971
01:14:57,292 --> 01:14:59,561
you, my friend, are an amateur.
1972
01:14:59,595 --> 01:15:02,197
( applause )
1973
01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,935
I believe the Alderman
is over his time.
1974
01:15:06,969 --> 01:15:09,004
No, you don't.
You had eight years to talk.
1975
01:15:09,037 --> 01:15:11,006
Now is my turn.
1976
01:15:11,039 --> 01:15:13,175
I'm gonna get mine.
I'm getting mine!
1977
01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:14,810
( applause )
1978
01:15:14,843 --> 01:15:16,278
MODERATOR:
Ladies and gentlemen,
1979
01:15:16,311 --> 01:15:18,146
hold your applause, please.
1980
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:21,049
How can you help the poor
if you never been poor?
1981
01:15:21,083 --> 01:15:23,986
How can you stop crime if you
don't know no criminals?
1982
01:15:24,019 --> 01:15:25,854
How can you make
drug policy
1983
01:15:25,888 --> 01:15:29,157
if you never smoked
a chronic?
1984
01:15:29,191 --> 01:15:31,260
How can you do that?
1985
01:15:31,293 --> 01:15:32,694
Just a nickel bag.
1986
01:15:32,728 --> 01:15:35,030
I'm a real American.
1987
01:15:35,063 --> 01:15:38,867
I've been high, I've been
robbed, I've been broke.
1988
01:15:38,901 --> 01:15:41,403
My credit is horrible.
1989
01:15:41,436 --> 01:15:44,540
They won't even
take my cash!
1990
01:15:44,573 --> 01:15:46,008
Now, you're always
talking about
1991
01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:48,377
"God bless America,
and no place else,"
1992
01:15:48,410 --> 01:15:51,246
but isn't it obvious that
God has blessed America?
1993
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:54,917
America is the richest,
most powerful nation on Earth.
1994
01:15:54,950 --> 01:15:56,885
If America was a woman,
1995
01:15:56,919 --> 01:15:59,354
America would be
a big-titted woman.
1996
01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:02,157
And everybody loves
a big-titted woman.
1997
01:16:02,190 --> 01:16:05,327
So in closing,
I'd like to say
1998
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:07,095
you are full of shit.
1999
01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:11,433
"God bless America
and no place else."
2000
01:16:11,466 --> 01:16:13,068
How about "God bless Haiti"?
2001
01:16:13,101 --> 01:16:15,003
How about
"God bless Africa"?
2002
01:16:15,037 --> 01:16:16,505
How about "God bless Jamaica"?
2003
01:16:16,538 --> 01:16:18,574
I'm not talking
about Jamaica,
2004
01:16:18,607 --> 01:16:20,108
the beach tribes
y'all love,
2005
01:16:20,142 --> 01:16:22,444
I'm talking
about stabbing in Jamaica.
2006
01:16:22,477 --> 01:16:24,913
That's what I'm talking about.
2007
01:16:24,947 --> 01:16:27,049
So tonight, I want to say
2008
01:16:27,082 --> 01:16:28,383
God bless America,
2009
01:16:28,417 --> 01:16:29,585
and everybody else!
2010
01:16:29,618 --> 01:16:31,086
The whole world!
2011
01:16:31,119 --> 01:16:32,554
God bless you!
2012
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:34,089
I'm Mays Gilliam,
and I'm running
2013
01:16:34,122 --> 01:16:36,925
for President
of the United States of America.
2014
01:16:36,959 --> 01:16:37,993
Ya heard?
2015
01:16:38,026 --> 01:16:42,598
( cheering and whistling )
2016
01:16:42,631 --> 01:16:44,466
( cheering )
2017
01:16:44,499 --> 01:16:46,702
Oh, yes! I told you!
I told you!
2018
01:16:48,637 --> 01:16:52,007
( cheering and applause
continue )
2019
01:16:59,214 --> 01:17:00,983
Yes!
Oh, my God!
2020
01:17:01,016 --> 01:17:02,951
Now we can watch Martin!
2021
01:17:13,128 --> 01:17:15,430
( phone rings )
2022
01:17:15,464 --> 01:17:16,832
Hello?
2023
01:17:16,865 --> 01:17:18,900
Well, good morning,
Mr. President.
2024
01:17:18,934 --> 01:17:21,770
Hey!
Wh-What time is it?
2025
01:17:21,803 --> 01:17:23,805
I think
it's a little after 7:00.
2026
01:17:23,839 --> 01:17:25,974
WOMAN: Lisa, I need some help
in here.
2027
01:17:26,008 --> 01:17:27,676
Will you wait a damn minute?
2028
01:17:27,709 --> 01:17:29,511
Mays, I was so proud of you.
2029
01:17:29,544 --> 01:17:31,013
You were so good last night.
2030
01:17:31,046 --> 01:17:35,250
Okay, L-Lisa, tonight
I want to see you, okay?
2031
01:17:35,283 --> 01:17:37,819
No-No matter what, win or lose,
I want to see you.
2032
01:17:37,853 --> 01:17:40,255
I don't know.
I might have to work.
2033
01:17:40,288 --> 01:17:42,891
But, look, if I don't see you
tonight, I will see you soon.
2034
01:17:42,924 --> 01:17:45,127
Just... run your race,
get out there,
2035
01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:47,462
and do what you got to do, okay?
2036
01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:48,664
And I'll talk to you later.
2037
01:17:48,697 --> 01:17:50,032
Bye-bye.
All right.
2038
01:17:50,065 --> 01:17:52,000
ANCHORMAN:
It's Election Day, Tuesday...
2039
01:17:52,034 --> 01:17:54,136
ANCHORMAN 2:
It is Election Day,
and this is set to be...
2040
01:17:54,169 --> 01:17:56,071
ANCHORWOMAN:
The stage is set
for what is sure to be
2041
01:17:56,104 --> 01:17:58,306
one of the most dramatic
campaign finales of all time...
2042
01:17:58,340 --> 01:18:02,010
ANCHORMAN 3:
The question everyone's asking
is "Who will America vote for?"
2043
01:18:02,044 --> 01:18:03,078
Lewis!
2044
01:18:03,111 --> 01:18:04,813
I voted for Mays Gilliam.
2045
01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:07,249
I voted for big business.
I voted for Lewis.
2046
01:18:07,282 --> 01:18:10,252
Who the fuck you think
I'm voting for?
2047
01:18:10,285 --> 01:18:12,020
ANCHORWOMAN:
There appears to be an agreement
2048
01:18:12,054 --> 01:18:13,488
between Washington, D.C.,
officials
2049
01:18:13,522 --> 01:18:15,023
and transit authority operators
2050
01:18:15,057 --> 01:18:18,293
regarding the shutdown
of the Ninth Ward bus line.
2051
01:18:18,326 --> 01:18:21,063
I don't see how they
could do this to us.
2052
01:18:21,096 --> 01:18:22,898
People got to make money.
2053
01:18:22,931 --> 01:18:24,900
People got to get to work.
2054
01:18:24,933 --> 01:18:26,401
Come on, show 'em
how you do it.
2055
01:18:26,435 --> 01:18:28,036
Show 'em how you do it.
2056
01:18:28,070 --> 01:18:30,672
♪ Hey, the roof, the roof,
the roof is on fire. ♪
2057
01:18:30,706 --> 01:18:31,840
DEBRA:
You're not going
to believe this.
2058
01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:33,975
We got the Teamsters!
2059
01:18:34,009 --> 01:18:35,410
That's great,
little brother.
2060
01:18:35,444 --> 01:18:36,678
They're going
to announce
2061
01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:37,813
at a press conference
later today.
2062
01:18:37,846 --> 01:18:39,514
All you have to do is show up,
2063
01:18:39,548 --> 01:18:42,818
shake some hands, take some
photographs, but it is yours.
2064
01:18:42,851 --> 01:18:45,353
Mays, what's
the matter?
2065
01:18:45,387 --> 01:18:47,589
If they shut down
this bus service,
2066
01:18:47,622 --> 01:18:49,624
I will drive you to work myself.
2067
01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:51,760
( sighs )
Can't do it.
2068
01:18:51,793 --> 01:18:53,295
MARTIN:
But it's Election Day!
2069
01:18:53,328 --> 01:18:54,963
You have to pick up
this endorsement.
2070
01:18:54,996 --> 01:18:56,198
You said you want to win.
2071
01:18:56,231 --> 01:18:57,699
You can't snub the Teamsters.
2072
01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:59,267
Do you want 'em
to endorse Lewis?
2073
01:18:59,301 --> 01:19:01,803
I'm not worried about Lewis.
I'm running my race.
2074
01:19:01,837 --> 01:19:03,105
Go ahead, baby brother.
I got this.
2075
01:19:03,138 --> 01:19:05,807
Now, Mays...
Now-- Debra!
2076
01:19:05,841 --> 01:19:08,210
What? Y-Y-You-You
just gonna let him go?
2077
01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:09,244
He's a grown man.
2078
01:19:09,277 --> 01:19:11,747
They shut down
the whole bus line.
2079
01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:13,215
What can he do about that?
2080
01:19:13,248 --> 01:19:15,150
♪ Oh, it's gettin' hot in here ♪
2081
01:19:15,183 --> 01:19:16,485
♪ So hot ♪
2082
01:19:16,518 --> 01:19:18,019
♪ So take off all your clothes ♪
2083
01:19:18,053 --> 01:19:19,321
♪ I am gettin' so hot ♪
♪ Oh ♪
2084
01:19:19,354 --> 01:19:21,723
♪ I want to take
my clothes off... ♪
2085
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:23,258
ANCHORWOMAN:
In the latest exit poll,
2086
01:19:23,291 --> 01:19:26,128
Vice President Lewis
has 51% of the vote.
2087
01:19:26,161 --> 01:19:28,463
I'll bring him right
back. He gotta vote.
2088
01:19:28,497 --> 01:19:31,900
ANCHORMAN:
...while Mays Gilliam
is posting an impressive 47%.
2089
01:19:31,933 --> 01:19:33,201
Hey, hey, hey.
2090
01:19:33,235 --> 01:19:34,536
You gotta get
to the back of the bus.
2091
01:19:34,569 --> 01:19:35,604
( gasps )
2092
01:19:35,637 --> 01:19:37,072
I'm just playing.
Come on!
2093
01:19:37,105 --> 01:19:38,940
ANCHORWOMAN:
He and Vice President Lewis
2094
01:19:38,974 --> 01:19:41,042
are in a statistical dead heat.
2095
01:19:41,076 --> 01:19:43,245
MITCH:
Come on! Vote, hoes!
2096
01:19:43,278 --> 01:19:45,981
ANCHORMAN:
While Vice President Lewis and
Mitch Gilliam have been working
2097
01:19:46,014 --> 01:19:48,116
the campaign trail,
Mays Gilliam
2098
01:19:48,150 --> 01:19:50,252
has been out
driving people to work.
2099
01:19:50,285 --> 01:19:52,988
♪ The roof,
the roof is on fire! ♪
2100
01:19:53,021 --> 01:19:55,423
Why didn't somebody
around here think of this?
2101
01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:58,126
Why am I not out there driving
a damn bus or something?
2102
01:19:58,160 --> 01:20:01,830
Get me an SUV, or a minivan,
or a bus, or a scooter,
2103
01:20:01,863 --> 01:20:03,165
or a motorcycle, or a rickshaw.
2104
01:20:03,198 --> 01:20:05,534
Get me some wheels, bitch!
2105
01:20:06,835 --> 01:20:09,871
Are you going uptown?
2106
01:20:09,905 --> 01:20:11,807
Come on, Mays!
Wait a minute, Mays!
2107
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,974
Mays, I was thinking,
2108
01:20:13,008 --> 01:20:14,709
we could write our own vows!
2109
01:20:14,743 --> 01:20:17,512
Mays! I love you!
2110
01:20:17,546 --> 01:20:18,713
I love you, Mays!
2111
01:20:18,747 --> 01:20:20,549
( clattering )
2112
01:20:20,582 --> 01:20:22,450
ANCHORWOMAN:
With the polls
2113
01:20:22,484 --> 01:20:25,220
just about 30 minutes from
closing here on the East Coast,
2114
01:20:25,253 --> 01:20:29,524
Mays Gilliam is actually ahead
by several points.
2115
01:20:29,558 --> 01:20:31,259
( cheering )
2116
01:20:31,293 --> 01:20:34,830
There is no question
that Lewis has Texas.
2117
01:20:34,863 --> 01:20:39,100
It seems clear Gilliam
is going to take New York.
2118
01:20:41,203 --> 01:20:43,705
Yeah! Yeah! New York!
2119
01:20:43,738 --> 01:20:46,441
It's likely Lewis is going
to take Michigan.
2120
01:20:48,043 --> 01:20:52,280
It looks like Gilliam might just
pull an upset in Illinois.
2121
01:20:53,582 --> 01:20:57,052
Illinois! Illinois!
Yeah! Go, Mays!
2122
01:20:57,085 --> 01:20:59,754
This looks like it may
come down to California.
2123
01:20:59,788 --> 01:21:02,290
This looks like it may come down
to California.
2124
01:21:02,324 --> 01:21:05,327
This looks like it may
come down to California.
2125
01:21:06,728 --> 01:21:08,997
All right, I need to know.
How real is this?
2126
01:21:09,030 --> 01:21:10,365
Can we win without California?
2127
01:21:10,398 --> 01:21:12,200
Well, sir, I still think
we stand a good chance
2128
01:21:12,234 --> 01:21:14,102
if you call in your connections
to the energy companies.
2129
01:21:14,135 --> 01:21:16,504
No, you can't win
without California.
2130
01:21:16,538 --> 01:21:18,273
What the hell
are you doing here?
2131
01:21:18,306 --> 01:21:19,541
Oh, shut up.
2132
01:21:19,574 --> 01:21:21,276
You want to win, you'll
do what I tell you.
2133
01:21:21,309 --> 01:21:25,046
Gilliam has over 90
percent minority turnout.
2134
01:21:25,080 --> 01:21:26,882
The whites are
still the majority,
2135
01:21:26,915 --> 01:21:28,083
but they're not voting.
2136
01:21:28,116 --> 01:21:29,184
They don't like you.
2137
01:21:29,217 --> 01:21:31,119
I like you, sir.
Shut up.
2138
01:21:31,152 --> 01:21:32,254
Okay.
2139
01:21:32,287 --> 01:21:33,555
Well, what can we do
to turn this around?
2140
01:21:33,588 --> 01:21:35,957
There's about one-
and-a-half hours left
2141
01:21:35,991 --> 01:21:37,425
at the West Coast polls.
2142
01:21:37,459 --> 01:21:39,828
If there's a leak saying
Gilliam is going to win,
2143
01:21:39,861 --> 01:21:41,263
you'll get a late rush.
2144
01:21:41,296 --> 01:21:43,899
You get California,
you get the election.
2145
01:21:43,932 --> 01:21:45,233
( sniffs )
2146
01:21:45,267 --> 01:21:47,969
It'll make the 6:30 news
if we do it now.
2147
01:21:48,003 --> 01:21:49,671
We just have
to put it out there.
2148
01:21:49,704 --> 01:21:51,106
Can we do this?
2149
01:21:51,139 --> 01:21:53,975
We're the government.
We can do anything.
2150
01:21:54,009 --> 01:21:56,578
ANCHORMAN:
The race for President
now turns to the West Coast.
2151
01:21:56,611 --> 01:21:58,647
BIG DAVE:
People, Armageddon is upon us,
2152
01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:00,315
and Big Dave is scared!
2153
01:22:00,348 --> 01:22:01,983
ANCHORMAN 2:
If the current
voting trends sustain,
2154
01:22:02,017 --> 01:22:05,053
it appears likely that for the
first time in our history,
2155
01:22:05,086 --> 01:22:06,554
a black man will become
2156
01:22:06,588 --> 01:22:09,291
President of the United States
of America.
2157
01:22:09,324 --> 01:22:12,761
♪ One, two...
one, two, three, yeah! ♪
2158
01:22:12,794 --> 01:22:15,230
( people yelling )
2159
01:22:15,263 --> 01:22:18,099
( rapid-fire rap playing )
2160
01:22:26,441 --> 01:22:30,478
( yelling predominates
over rapid-fire rap song )
2161
01:22:36,217 --> 01:22:40,021
( screaming )
2162
01:22:44,225 --> 01:22:46,161
DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING:
I have a dream
2163
01:22:46,194 --> 01:22:49,197
that, one day...
2164
01:22:49,230 --> 01:22:51,566
this nation will rise up
2165
01:22:51,599 --> 01:22:56,371
and live up to the meaning
of its dream.
2166
01:22:56,404 --> 01:23:00,408
We hold these truths
to be self-evident,
2167
01:23:00,442 --> 01:23:03,745
that all men are created equal.
2168
01:23:03,778 --> 01:23:05,080
Checkmate.
2169
01:23:05,113 --> 01:23:07,449
I, Richard Nixon,
do solemnly swear...
2170
01:23:07,482 --> 01:23:09,484
I, Ronald Reagan,
do solemnly swear...
2171
01:23:09,517 --> 01:23:12,120
( rap song and yelling fade )
2172
01:23:16,524 --> 01:23:18,393
The race for President is over.
2173
01:23:18,426 --> 01:23:20,195
The race for President
is over.
2174
01:23:20,228 --> 01:23:21,629
The election is now over.
2175
01:23:21,663 --> 01:23:23,565
The race for President...
...is over.
2176
01:23:23,598 --> 01:23:25,166
ANCHORMAN: Mays Gilliam--
ANCHORWOMAN: Brian Lewis--
2177
01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:26,735
Mays Gilliam--
Brian Lewis--
2178
01:23:26,768 --> 01:23:28,636
The race for President is over.
2179
01:23:28,670 --> 01:23:33,141
For the first time in history,
a black man, Mays Gilliam...
2180
01:23:33,174 --> 01:23:34,976
( cheering )
2181
01:23:35,010 --> 01:23:37,879
...will be the next President
of the United States of America.
2182
01:23:37,912 --> 01:23:41,583
Oh!
2183
01:23:41,616 --> 01:23:43,351
Oh, my God!
2184
01:23:43,385 --> 01:23:47,389
Oh!
2185
01:23:47,422 --> 01:23:50,759
Oh! Oh...
2186
01:23:50,792 --> 01:23:52,694
ANCHORMAN:
...of the United States
of America.
2187
01:23:52,727 --> 01:23:53,962
( strangled gasp )
2188
01:23:53,995 --> 01:23:55,597
( clamoring )
2189
01:23:56,598 --> 01:23:58,433
Come here, brother.
Come here.
2190
01:24:00,835 --> 01:24:02,037
I love you, man.
2191
01:24:02,070 --> 01:24:03,271
I love you, too, man.
2192
01:24:03,304 --> 01:24:06,074
( cheering wildly )
2193
01:24:12,013 --> 01:24:13,848
MAYS:
Appreciate it. Thanks a lot.
2194
01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:16,051
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
2195
01:24:17,285 --> 01:24:19,687
Thank you.
Thank you.
2196
01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:21,189
Thank you. Thank you.
2197
01:24:21,222 --> 01:24:23,124
We won! We won! We won!
2198
01:24:23,158 --> 01:24:24,726
Aren't you happy?
2199
01:24:24,759 --> 01:24:25,960
Can I have a massage?
2200
01:24:25,994 --> 01:24:27,228
Yes!
2201
01:24:27,262 --> 01:24:30,398
I won! I won! I won!
2202
01:24:30,432 --> 01:24:31,766
Debra, there is
no way in the world
2203
01:24:31,800 --> 01:24:33,368
I could have ever
done this without you.
2204
01:24:33,401 --> 01:24:35,303
You're damn right.
2205
01:24:35,336 --> 01:24:36,538
We won! We did it! Yes!
2206
01:24:36,571 --> 01:24:38,073
We did it! We won!
Yes, yes, yes!
2207
01:24:38,106 --> 01:24:40,375
( gunshot )
2208
01:24:40,408 --> 01:24:42,210
Look at my little brother!
( laughs )
2209
01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:43,578
Boy, I'm proud of you!
Man!
2210
01:24:43,611 --> 01:24:45,613
Mr. President!
Mr. Vice President.
2211
01:24:45,647 --> 01:24:47,649
You're the man!
No, you the man!
2212
01:24:47,682 --> 01:24:49,417
You ain't gotta worry 'bout
no assassination or nothing.
2213
01:24:49,451 --> 01:24:50,985
Why?
2214
01:24:51,019 --> 01:24:52,620
'Cause they sure don't want me
to be the next President.
2215
01:24:52,654 --> 01:24:53,988
Little brother,
you can raise taxes,
2216
01:24:54,022 --> 01:24:55,223
you can start a war....
2217
01:24:55,256 --> 01:24:57,358
ANCHORMAN:
Mays Gilliam...
2218
01:24:57,392 --> 01:25:00,428
That's my man! That's my man!
2219
01:25:00,462 --> 01:25:02,197
Whoo!
2220
01:25:02,230 --> 01:25:03,631
ARNOT:
Excuse me, please.
2221
01:25:03,665 --> 01:25:05,366
Mays!
2222
01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:07,102
Hey! Man, I been
looking for you.
2223
01:25:07,135 --> 01:25:08,303
I was looking for you.
2224
01:25:08,336 --> 01:25:09,871
Mays, this is amazing.
2225
01:25:09,904 --> 01:25:11,039
It's amazing.
It's incredible.
2226
01:25:11,072 --> 01:25:12,474
Incredible!
2227
01:25:12,507 --> 01:25:13,808
What you were up against...
2228
01:25:13,842 --> 01:25:15,143
The odds!
2229
01:25:15,176 --> 01:25:16,411
Ooh, I can't wait
to start working,
2230
01:25:16,444 --> 01:25:18,079
and, boy, do I have
a job for you.
2231
01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:19,581
Wow! I don't know
what to say.
2232
01:25:19,614 --> 01:25:22,450
What department do you want me
to work in? Finance?
2233
01:25:22,484 --> 01:25:25,787
No, no, no, no, that's not
good enough for you.
2234
01:25:25,820 --> 01:25:26,921
Foreign Affairs?
2235
01:25:26,955 --> 01:25:28,123
No, not Foreign Affairs.
2236
01:25:28,156 --> 01:25:29,457
I thought you
could do something
2237
01:25:29,491 --> 01:25:32,494
real good in... Security!
2238
01:25:32,527 --> 01:25:33,695
You suck!
2239
01:25:35,730 --> 01:25:38,433
( sobbing )
2240
01:25:38,466 --> 01:25:42,137
MARTIN:
We'd like you
to run for President.
2241
01:25:42,170 --> 01:25:45,640
MAYS:
Sometimes, you don't know
if people like you for you.
2242
01:25:45,673 --> 01:25:48,209
LISA:
Well, I like you for you.
2243
01:25:48,243 --> 01:25:50,378
Thanks a lot. Thank you.
Lisa!
2244
01:25:50,411 --> 01:25:52,046
Mays!
2245
01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:54,516
Get your hand off my ass, boy!
2246
01:25:54,549 --> 01:25:56,518
Wait!
2247
01:25:58,887 --> 01:26:00,688
Mays...
2248
01:26:00,722 --> 01:26:02,824
Oh, my God,
you are everywhere.
2249
01:26:02,857 --> 01:26:04,092
Look at you!
2250
01:26:04,125 --> 01:26:06,594
Okay, so, what's
the first thing
2251
01:26:06,628 --> 01:26:09,164
you're going to do,
Mr. President?
2252
01:26:09,197 --> 01:26:12,634
Well, the first thing I'm going
to do is make you my First Lady.
2253
01:26:12,667 --> 01:26:14,969
Mays, don't you play with me
like that.
2254
01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:16,171
I'm not playing.
2255
01:26:16,204 --> 01:26:17,372
You can't do that!
2256
01:26:17,405 --> 01:26:18,806
I'm the government.
2257
01:26:18,840 --> 01:26:20,375
I can do anything.
2258
01:26:26,681 --> 01:26:30,185
♪ ♪
2259
01:26:36,391 --> 01:26:41,896
ANNOUNCER:
Get ready for the 2005
Presidential Inaugural Ball.
2260
01:26:41,930 --> 01:26:44,399
Ladies and gentlemen,
the President
2261
01:26:44,432 --> 01:26:48,336
of the United States of America,
Mays Gilliam,
2262
01:26:48,369 --> 01:26:52,407
and his future First Wifey,
Lisa Clark!
2263
01:26:52,440 --> 01:26:54,609
( applause )
2264
01:26:54,642 --> 01:26:56,911
♪ ♪
2265
01:27:04,385 --> 01:27:06,521
♪ Look at him now, man,
ain't this great? ♪
2266
01:27:06,554 --> 01:27:08,957
♪ Biggest man in town,
he's the head of state ♪
2267
01:27:08,990 --> 01:27:11,092
♪ They come from all around
just for one handshake ♪
2268
01:27:11,125 --> 01:27:15,630
♪ Look at him now,
he's the head of state... ♪
2269
01:27:21,469 --> 01:27:24,405
That's me, Mays Gilliam,
2270
01:27:24,439 --> 01:27:27,208
President of the United States
of America.
2271
01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:29,744
North America.
2272
01:27:29,777 --> 01:27:32,280
( ping )
2273
01:27:36,384 --> 01:27:37,452
REPORTER: Who'd you vote for?
For what?
2274
01:27:37,485 --> 01:27:39,354
For President.
Of what?
2275
01:27:39,387 --> 01:27:41,122
Of the United States.
Of what?
2276
01:27:41,155 --> 01:27:43,191
Of America.
What America?
2277
01:27:43,224 --> 01:27:44,459
North America.
2278
01:27:44,492 --> 01:27:46,561
Yo, slick,
I don't vote, man.
2279
01:27:46,594 --> 01:27:47,996
You gonna buy
some of this meat, or what?
2280
01:27:48,029 --> 01:27:49,897
You can't trust nobody.
2281
01:27:49,931 --> 01:27:52,400
Everybody's trying to rob you.
Nobody!
2282
01:27:52,433 --> 01:27:54,269
That guy, right there!
Don't trust him!
2283
01:27:54,302 --> 01:27:56,638
Can't trust no-damn-body!
2284
01:27:56,671 --> 01:27:59,774
America's taking advantage
of you, you and you!
2285
01:27:59,807 --> 01:28:01,576
You can go to war
when you're 18,
2286
01:28:01,609 --> 01:28:04,279
but you can't have a drink
until you're 21!
2287
01:28:04,312 --> 01:28:05,613
ALL:
That ain't right!
2288
01:28:05,647 --> 01:28:06,681
You're right,
that ain't right!
2289
01:28:06,714 --> 01:28:07,849
So let me
get this straight.
2290
01:28:07,882 --> 01:28:09,083
You're 18 years old.
2291
01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:11,185
You go to war.
You come back.
2292
01:28:11,219 --> 01:28:12,720
Your leg is chopped off.
2293
01:28:12,754 --> 01:28:14,188
You got a nub!
2294
01:28:14,222 --> 01:28:16,724
Everywhere you go, they say,
"Hey, what's up, nubby?"
2295
01:28:16,758 --> 01:28:18,660
And you get to the bar,
and you say,
2296
01:28:18,693 --> 01:28:20,228
"Bartender, can I have a drink?"
2297
01:28:20,261 --> 01:28:21,462
And he looks you up and down,
2298
01:28:21,496 --> 01:28:23,598
and he says,
"I gotta see some I.D."
2299
01:28:23,631 --> 01:28:25,066
I.D.?!
2300
01:28:25,099 --> 01:28:26,434
You mean to tell me
2301
01:28:26,467 --> 01:28:29,237
a one-legged teenager
can't have a drink?
2302
01:28:29,270 --> 01:28:30,638
ALL:
That ain't right!
2303
01:28:30,672 --> 01:28:32,907
Where is the nub?
Where is the nub?
2304
01:28:32,940 --> 01:28:34,909
Prescription drugs,
I'm going to lower prices.
2305
01:28:34,942 --> 01:28:36,511
Let me explain
something else to you.
2306
01:28:36,544 --> 01:28:38,479
You can survive
a stroke.
2307
01:28:38,513 --> 01:28:42,250
But the high prices of medicine
will give you a heart attack.
2308
01:28:42,283 --> 01:28:46,154
America is the richest,
most powerful nation on Earth.
2309
01:28:46,187 --> 01:28:50,291
If America was a car,
America would be a Bentley,
2310
01:28:50,325 --> 01:28:54,829
sitting on chrome doves,
with TVs in the headrests,
2311
01:28:54,862 --> 01:28:58,499
and a fine, naked Puerto Rican
girl feeding you grapes!
2312
01:28:58,533 --> 01:29:00,034
Ain't nothing
better than that!
2313
01:29:00,068 --> 01:29:02,036
Ain't nothing ever been
better than that!
2314
01:29:02,070 --> 01:29:04,639
IVAN SCOTT:
Most political pundits are
saying that your brother
2315
01:29:04,672 --> 01:29:06,574
destroyed any chance he had
of winning this election
2316
01:29:06,607 --> 01:29:08,643
by naming you as his running
mate. Why did he do that?
2317
01:29:08,676 --> 01:29:10,311
Why'd your brother pick you
to be the anchorman?
2318
01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:11,779
I don't have a brother.
2319
01:29:11,813 --> 01:29:13,181
Oh, you said it was
your brother at the time.
2320
01:29:13,214 --> 01:29:14,849
I did my homework the
same way you did yours.
2321
01:29:14,882 --> 01:29:16,851
Okay? You got your job
the same way I got mine.
2322
01:29:16,884 --> 01:29:18,252
I'm not running
for public office.
2323
01:29:18,286 --> 01:29:21,789
And I'm not running
for anchorman.
2324
01:29:21,823 --> 01:29:23,858
♪ ♪
2325
01:29:31,733 --> 01:29:33,835
♪ ♪
2326
01:29:43,745 --> 01:29:45,847
♪ ♪
2327
01:29:55,757 --> 01:29:57,959
♪ ♪
2328
01:30:07,802 --> 01:30:10,505
♪ ♪
2329
01:30:13,775 --> 01:30:20,648
♪ ♪
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