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Hello folks, how do youdo? Garfie

Thank you for that largeroundof

Ladies and gentlemen, on the drums tonight, an

old and dear friend of mine, Mr.S

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I know you're out there, I canhea

[SOUND]. Two, three, four.

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Uh, impressions. Cat on a hot tin roof.

Thank you, Mom.

Okay, I know a dog who was so ugly, cars chased him.

[SOUND]. Okay, no more dog jokes.

This cat is walking down the

street when a big surly dog jumps

out of the alley, grabs thecat, a

He picks the cat up andsays, your

[SOUND].Your money or your ninel

[SOUND]. Nice touch.

I can see I got to warmthingsup

All your mothers wear armyboots.

[SOUND].

More like it, now that Ihaveyour

I'd like to move right tothebig

Mr. Skins, if you please.

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I love show business. It's in my blood.

And my ears. Between my toes, upm

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Come on boys, theshow'sabout

Gee, isn't it great to be like

a real family to enjoy something together?

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Good evening and welcometoPet

The show that says no matterhowi

you are, your pet may be a star.

That's right, ladies and gentlemen.

If your pets have any talentatal

to our studios at WBOR andentert

If your pet is determined byoura

talented pet of the week, youwill

$1000?

That's right $1000.

And that's not all, youwillalso

right to go on to thenationalfin

I don't believe it. Well, believe it.

But before we starttonight'scomp

let's have a brief look at

last week's winner of Pet Search,

Mountain Man Dan and hisdog, Blue

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I have a dog, his name is Blue.

He sings real good, he sings.

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We're better than that.>>Gee,

Ah, I wish you boys hadsometalen

We could be on that show.[SOUND]

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We're rich. We're famous.

We'll win the contest andtakethe

You guys are fabulous.

I had no idea you coulddance.[SO

Shucks. That old number.

You should see us on the fence.

We'll need costumes, aroutine.

We'll rehearse day and night.>>Y

Day and night? Forget it.

And we'll need some music.

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We're in big trouble, Odie.

Jon's the worst.

We'll be laughed off the air.

The show is called PetSearch, not

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So this is showbusiness. Prett

How quaint.

A low tech studio in a high tech society.

And those other actslookprett

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Okay boys, remember whatwerehear

Let's get in to our costumes.

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Where were you, Garfield?

Eliminating some competition.

Well hurry and get dressed,

the show is about to begin.

Hey, you're on infiveminutes.

Don't be late. Come on, guys.

Let's break a leg.

10 seconds til air. Nine, Eight.

Aw, don't. You stupid dog.

Get out of here.

Oh, if it wasn't, I'd breakyoura

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and

welcome to.

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Come on, Garfield. It's aboutt

I'm not going. Hey!

We've worked too hard tohaveyou

Tell you what, you andOdiego

Do a knife throwing actorsomethi

Garfield, now.

This is embarrassing. Okay.

Are we going out theretonight?>>

Are we gonna givetheperforman

Doubt it.

Are we gonna win? Not a chance.

Alright, let's do it!>>Let's

Okay, Petey.

Do a backflip. Roll over, Petey.

Sing Ma Laguinia, Petey. Petey?

Is there a doctor in the house?

And that was Grandma Fogerty and the amazing.

Petey.

Ladies and gentlemen, ournextact

called five tap dancingpigeonsan

Herbie, it can't beeasyteaching

It's taken me 17 years.

It must take a lot of dedication.

These pigeons are mylife, you

Well best of luck Herbie, thes

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I think we have itwrappedup,

I haven't seen anycompetitionso

And there's only one actafterus.

With our luck, it'll probably be a

dog who plays fiveinstrumentsat

Our next act is a localgroup.

Ladies and gentlemen, JohnnyBopa

Johnny Bop and the TwoSteps.

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You guys were great. You were awful.

Now, one more act to go

and we can collect our thousand dollars.

Our final act this eveningisB

He will play five, countthem, fiv

Uh-oh.

Bingo.

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There seems to be a disqualification.

Well, those are all the acts.

So it's time to let the

studio audience determine this week's winner.

May have I have allthecontestant

This is it! Good luck, boys!

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Fernando and Flippy! Boo.

Pierre and his talkingparrotC

Boo.

Grandma Fogerty andtheamazing

Boo.

Five tap dancing pigeonsandHe

Boo. Johnny Bop and

The Two Steps.

It looks as though we haveourwin

Johnny Bop and The Two Steps.

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What a night.

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We got a lot of money, wegota

We got a lot, a lot of moneyandw

Money, big deal.

A lot of good money does a cat.

And going to Hollywoodsoundslike

It's not enough that we made

fools of ourselves on a local station.

Now we've won the right to doiti

Oh, well.

Maybe things will work out, maybe

the Earth will shift and Hollywood

will fall into the ocean.

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Hurry up, boys, Hollywoodisca

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There it is, boys, Hollywood, Cali

What do ya think?

Yip, yip.

Boffo, terrif, don't change a thing.

I love it just the way itis. Let'

Well, I hope Hollywoodisready

us, [LAUGH], if you know whatlme

I'm afraid I do.

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I had no idea.

This town has my namewrittenall

This is Shangri-la.

I'll be famous, a householdword.

I could get used to this.

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Have the bags sent to mysuite, Jo

the bellman well, you knowwhata

This is more like it.

This makes Jon's home looklikea

No squeaky floors, nopeelingwall

class as far as the eye can see.

I think I could get used tothis.

What more could a cat want? Acat

I'm so happy, I could just cry.

Check that.

I'm so happy, I could just sleep and dream.

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This is the life, isn'titboys

Better enjoy it while you can.

We'll have to go back torealityp

Reality? Where's that?

Well, while I take a shower,

why don't you boys do some rehearsing.

Mm-hm. Rehearsing?

A lot a good rehearsingthatstupi

Well, Jon and Odie can go backto

reality if they want to, butl'mn

I'm staying.

I'm going to win that talent competition,

become a star, and live outmyday

the manner to which I'm goingtob

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Odie, come here!

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Odie, we're pretty talented, right?

Right.>> We're good dancers, r

Right.

We went to Pet Search and won, right?

Right.

And we're gonna win in Hollywood, right?

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You're right, we're not gonna win, right?

Right.>> Cuz our act stinks, r

Right.>> And whose fault isth

[NOISE]>> Right, it's Jon'sfault

Odie the time has come to cut

some of the deadwood out ofourac

And there's only one way todoit.

Not a pretty job, Odie, butsomebo

[SOUND]. Here give me a hand.

[SOUND]. Good work.

[SOUND]

Ready boys? I better tune up the

old guitar. Good luck.

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What's the matter, Jon?

You look as tough you've lost your only friend.

My guitar is crushed.

It's gone, caput.

On to that big tuning forkint

You boys wouldn't happento

know anything about this, wouldya

[SOUND] Alright you guys.

Come back here.

What are we gonna do?

The finals are coming upsoon, and

Don't worry your prettyheadab

Leave everything to us.

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Wow just look at all this.

Our own private dressingroom, fre

So this is what stardom is like.

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Hey, they'rerehearsing, let's

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It looks as though the competition's

a little stiffer than back home.

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You know, could it be lifeinH

I hope so.

Could it be life in thefastla

I could live with that.

Could it be we'll forgetwhowe

Only if we're lucky.

That we'll hurt thelittlepeop

Hey, I don't care who I step on

on the way up, cuz Iain'tcoming

Come on, Odie.

It's show time! Could it

be you'll forget about me?

Good evening, ladiesandgentle

welcome to the nationalfinalsof

Yes, the winners oftonight'scomp

are not only going to become

famous, but they're goingtorecei

What do we have for them, Bob?

Well, Burt, tonight's winners will receive a

one year contract with abigHolly

But before they go to work they'll spend six weeks on a world cruise.

And that's not all, waitingforth

matching his and herslimousinesp

the pool of their brand newhome.

But what good is a home without

a little spending money to furnish it.

Right, Burt? Right, Bob.

Tonight's winners willalsowal

for one million dollars!

Tell us Bob, what are

the second place contestants going to receive?

A boat! A boat?

A boat. Thank you very much, Bo

Now let's get on with PetSearch!

Here from Chicago, Illinois, theL

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Those chickens wereprettygood

Yes they are.

We must have them for dinner some time.

Here from New York City, TheGa

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I didn't know dogscouldtumble

Yeah, but are they housebroken?

From New Orleans, Louisiana,

here's Miles, the Jazz Canary.

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Winning all thoseprizeswould

But getting back to our real

home will be even greater, right?

You've got to be kidding.

Our next act featuresarather

From Muncie, Indiana, welcomethe

This'll be a piece of cake.

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We were fantastic! We can't lose.

We're number one!

Next, from Los Gatos,

California, Desiree the classical cat!

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Ladies and gentlemen, ourjudgesh

Fifth place goes to theLemonsist

Fourth place goes to Miles, theJa

Third place goes to theTumblingG

Well we are down to ourtwofinali

May I have the envelope please?

Whoops. Come on will ya.

Come on.

Second place goes toTheDancin

The winner is DesireeTheClassica

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We've been robbed.

I demand a recount, thejudgeswer

We been robbed, call RalphNader.

We've lost everything.

We really haven't lost anything Garfield, we're

still a family, we stillhaveeach

Big fat hairy deal.

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You know, boys, maybeit'sbest

I don't know if we were cutoutfo

Speak for yourself, Jon.

Some of us were born to be great.

Nevertheless, we did getaboat

There's something to besaidfo

I could grow accustomedtothis

Where do we sail to next, gentlemen?

The south of France?

Hm, I hear the Fiji islands

are particularly nice this time of year.

Yes, maybe we could dosome

surfing off the Gold CoastofAust

Maybe we should just settle for

a simple spin around the Caribbean islands.

Yes. What think you, Odie?

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