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Oh my god, how was your day?

Oh my god, it was like so crazy.

Yeah.

Oh, I feel like I'm already busy touching people [garbled].

I don't know.

But I don't mind it either.

I mean, you know, on all this side, like, it's

always clear to have a smaller group of those people

than just, like, a bigger group of people.

And just kind of, you know, kind of care about each other.

I mean, I don't know, at least that's what he says.

I don't know. I'm just going to care about all those nice girls for us.

Same here. I think it's so scary, though.

What's something that you're really nervous about.

Mmm. [Hadiya laughs] Not much.

I'm nervous about the sororities.

Oh, yeah.

I've heard so much.

Like, getting a Bid [Day] and stuff.

Like, a good house.

I know. And then, what is it? What are they doing?

I know guys, who do Lanes to get certified.

Yes. - What are they going to do to us?

Yeah. And you know what?

And the stories, you can't even talk to the boys for the first month.

Shut up. - A Rush?

What are we going to do? - I know.

Wanna go lesbian?

Right? [both laughing]

Oh my god, how are we going to do that?

I don't know.

Oh, do you think, like, we'll, like, save the ground?

Are we going to save the ground now?

Maybe.

Maybe.

Just can't let them catch us or anything.

You know, people, both in the same story, like,

don't have to go to the bathroom. We will be like that and throw it up.

Like, oh, yeah. She's in bed.

She's in her room.

She's out dating.

What is that?

Oh, I don't know. I'm scared.

I've heard terrible things about hazing.

And yet, I know it depends on how big the sorority is and

what campus you're at.

But I can tell you, from all, all of our friends

that were graduated a year before,

it's kind of bad.

You know what I'm saying?

This is just worse on some, like, poor sleepovers.

I don't know.

Like, this one girl, they woke her up.

She was a D-sleeper or a Gen. T-sleeper.

So, like, a bunch of the media of her girls in the story,

they put her on like a similar couch,

and they pushed it out into the lake.

And then, and she didn't wake up.

She didn't wake up.

And then in the morning, like, a little bit,

a little bit in the morning,

they didn't know what they were thinking.

They did not know what they were thinking

because the lake echoed.

I'm scared to shout at her,

and she fell off the mattress into water,

which, okay, she could have been,

you know, pretty.

She could have been hurt from that.

She could have froze.

I don't know.

I don't know.

It was cold.

Like, it was really cold when they did this, so.

But everyone was laughing,

and they took a video.

They took a video.

I know.

Like, how are you going to run away from that?

How are you going to escape that?

Because of reputation.

Like, what if that happens to us? What if something happens to us?

Like, what do we have to do

to make sure that we're not on the bad side of the sorority, girls?

How do we become, like, perfect sorority girls?

You know?

Like, I don't know what we're supposed to do.

I don't know. Hopefully, my StepBrother has some advice.

Probably.

I hope. Hopefully. Otherwise, we'll know his game.

I don't know.

Uch.

I'm not sure.

[inhales surprised]

[door, loud thud]

Hey, there!

Hey, guys.

I'm so excited.

Come here.

Come on.

I missed you.

What's up? Hi!

Hi.

[kissing]

I missed you, big brother.

[kiss]

You're the best of all the other things.

I missed you so much.

Tell us how it was.

How it was.

I missed you so much.

Sorry, guys.

I'm just a little tired.

I've been along a bit, okay?

But overall college is exciting, I guess.

I mean, a lot of more up there than high school.

A lot of more schoolwork and stuff.

How was green life?

Green life.

How was that?

How were you?

Sorority girls.

It's great.

It's great.

I'm so nervous about it.

It's great.

It doesn't need to be so long or long.

So you can also think about it.

You have some questions.

Answer them.

I mean, the group is okay.

Definitely a lot of parties.

It's complicated.

You've got to have fun, you know?

Yeah, that's exciting.

We have not found a party enough.

I know.

I'm just so excited about it.

You know how it feels like when you're on a date?

You know it's like when you eat.

You have to not even fold those.

We can't party.

Like, party yet.

Like, we're excited to find out who they are.

Me?

I don't know.

Our biggest concern is the hazing.

Yes.

How was that?

How first?

Tell us, like, what stories were you at?

Like, have you seen anything?

Have you seen anybody at haze?

Like, how bad was it?

Was it recorded through the lives?

Like...

I'm sorry.

So many questions.

Prepare yourself now.

It's fun, you know, like I said.

And I've got to make the best of it.

It's fun.

Do you want it comfortable?

Yeah.

Do you want it comfortable?

Yeah.

It's not.

It's fine.

Thank you.

I just feel so happy to be back home.

We're so happy to be back home.

I mean, seriously, we've been talking about you,

nonstop, and just college nonstop.

We're so excited about that.

We're all going to go to the same college.

We're all going to be there.

It's just, it's going to be so much fun.

I know I'm also excited about it.

It feels so different and new for us.

You two are going to love it.

Trust me.

I love it.

You guys are going to love it.

So.

All right, step bro.

Final question, promise.

What is some of the best advice you have

to offer us so that we can be successful in

sorority and college?

Are you really prepared to be in sorority, the both of you?

You have to be really good at taking directions immediately.

This little one's going to have a hard time.

Well, if you guys want to start, I mean, we can.

Yeah.

Do you guys offer it?

Yes.

Yes.

Of course.

Okay.

Well, how about you give me a blowjob and you want to tie my eyes.

That's a good start right here.

Okay.

Yeah.

That's what I'm thinking.

Yes.

The both of you are doing so great on me.

Yes.

Oh, and you're involved in the consideration.

I mean, you help anybody helpful?

Oh, yes, just like that.

Adia, where did you learn how to suck dick?

Um, uh...

I don't know, I think it's just natural.

Oh, just natural.

Okay.

So you didn't do anything at bad camp last summer,

that one night, where you went mysteriously

missing for like two hours during the lawn fire.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

I know what you're doing now.

Fuckin' suckin' dick.

Fuckin' boat of lake or some shit.

Oh, I'll be careful of that.

I have a tablet in there, okay?

Okay, yeah, of course.

This is a mission.

Don't forget the balls.

Thank you.

Okay?

You seem to got pretty the handle over there.

I'm just reminding you.

Oh, my God.

Both of you are really great at seeking instructions.

I love it.

This is all what we want.

We just want to be good little, uh, you know, sorority girls.

But, you know, that's all we've been watching

for movies and TV shows the past four years.

And maybe we'll leave our most annoying girls in high school.

We just want to have fun.

Is she doing a good job even though I'm not tired with you?

Yeah, she's doing great.

I like these clothes that you brought back from college.

You're under sense of fashion since you were last here with us.

Thank you.

Yeah, you know.

How about we switch?

You guys say no?

No.

You want more clothes than you can join me?

You can start this.

It's okay.

Both of you are good at this.

Okay.

Oh, yeah, it's just like that.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

How am I doing?

Oh, you're doing very fucking well.

See how those clothes look like tersepsis?

The more you guys follow directions, I can

guarantee you guys would do so well in a sorority.

Mm-hmm.

How are we doing compared to the other college girls' favorite?

A lot better.

Definitely a lot better.

Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, fuck.

Just keep going like just like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

You guys learned a lot while I was gone.

Mm-hmm.

Okay, let's just keep going.

You missed me so much.

No, I missed you guys, too.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

We're gonna come.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck, I'm coming.

No, fuck.

Oh, my God.

You two are the fucking best.

That's not fair.

You always get the come shot.

You don't fight hard enough for it.

You don't want it bad enough.

Yeah.

Why doesn't mom make us better sandwiches?

Doesn't she know that I don't eat this stuff?

How many years has it been?

I'm used to it.

I haven't had so much shitty food in college.

I don't even care anymore.

Well, yeah, you're broken stranded on campus.

We're already skinny enough.

Can't afford to fucking not eat anymore.

That is not true.

Mm-hmm.

How much weight have you gained since high school?

Stress and eating.

Fucking hell.

It's not a healthy weight gain, sir.

It's probably.

It's probably.

Everyone else taking my food.

Nice one.

Oh, God.

I just play with my food all the time.

Something's never changed.

No, I won't.

I'm going to be like a kid right now.

I just want my chips and cookie.

So, college, you guys.

You guys have any more questions for me?

I can go for it.

How's class?

Class is...

ball beverage.

You skip a lot?

No.

I'm paying for college.

I'm going to skip that class.

I mean, isn't everybody in college like some point

kind of paying for their college one way or another?

Pretty much.

But it was up and down.

Oh, it's just nice having the option to be

able to skip and not have to worry about,

oh, they're going to call mom.

I'm going to get grounded.

The professor's just going to be like, oh, well,

he's so fast, right?

His problem, so.

He still gets paid, right?

He still gets paid, and you're still getting him his money.

So, what's he going to do?

Exactly.

For you guys to get really far in college,

and really create connections.

I mean, you guys have to do certain things, you know?

Pretty much.

A favor for a favor.

Really? Like what?

Well, I mean,

you just got to get to know the professors

a little personally, you know?

So,

that's one step,

meeting people

other than sororities.

It's a little about making connections.

It's literally like real life, making really great connections equal.

That's all about the social networking

and stuff in college then.

Yeah, because once you leave college and you step

into the real world,

you make up to half a million dollars a year

or just my connections alone.

I can't wait for that.

Yeah, it sounds really crazy.

I mean, as a woman,

you would get a lot harder than a male,

so that's for sure.

Pussy's power, you know?

I don't know.

Are the professors nice?

Is it nice?

Are people nice in college?

Or is it kind of like high school?

We have to worry about things.

Well,

you always want to be nice to your professors

because

well, they're the ones who grade you a lot.

Yeah.

And that's when the paper comes

so far and

just get to know your professors really well

and be nice to them

and they'll help you along the way.

So, do students

fuck the TAs and professors like I've heard?

How often can you graduate college?

It's just saying.

It can't be that bad, so.

I think you guys will be okay.

This will do well and we'll be able to do well already, so.

Yeah.

We made it through high school somehow.

I got an A plus.

It wasn't from studying, was it?

I guess you could call it a study session.

How much would you really study in that class?

Not enough, so.

Enough to pass, huh?

Enough to pass.

You weren't studying books, you were studying

your fucking body, weren't you?

Well, I mean, what's a better

way to learn help?

True.

I can't argue with you on that one, I guess.

I guess you have a fair point.

So, real question.

How many people have been cut this past year?

I lost count

after my first semester.

Really? Yes. That much?

Yes. Okay.

Alright, bro, okay.

You've become a slide in college.

I actually learned

a lot of things.

Really? Like what?

Like what? I'm curious

to hear what you have learned.

I can't verbally say, but I can

physically show you

to if you like.

Okay, I can afford.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

I mean, while she was this,

do you have any questions for me?

Hmm.

Hmm.

So, what's your best hookup story?

Oh.

Four Girl Reverse Game Game.

It was amazing.

Ooh. What?

What? You have got many girls all over you?

Yes.

Do you believe that you won?

Hmm.

Oh, but Craziest Night

and the Girl Remy.

That was, that was

a really fun experience. Really?

Was that a first? It was a first.

How was it? It was great.

I remember all of it.

Do you still feel it?

I think about it. I don't get, you know,

I still think about it. It was like really fun.

Have you had any other girls do it too since?

Not since, no.

Well, she's just special.

Not special, but she was really fucking great

with her mouth, so.

Hmm.

Hmm.

How am I doing?

You're doing really well.

Hmm.

Come on.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Maybe if there's anything you want to

learn before going off to college.

Hmm.

I mean, yeah, what could I learn?

Like I said, you have to get

really hands on with your professors

to get, get, get,

get by really great, okay?

Really? Yes.

So, I mean,

if you want,

you can take this a little bit

further on the sofa.

Yeah, I'm done.

All right.

[Hadiya] Let's go! [Mochi] Let's get it on!

So,

first thing we're going to do is

you're going to ride me.

Oh, okay.

I guess, I should probably take that off.

Yes, you should.

And you...

You,

You're going to play with the pussy ... while she's riding me.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Oh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

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Oh

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