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Okay, how about a rocket dog with
spaceship?
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Spaghetti with meteor?
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Galactic grape cup?
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Elio, you have to eat something.
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You remember what your mom used to order
for you?
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Matrix, I leave.
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What are you doing here?
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Hey, I'm with my nephew.
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I'm trying to get him to eat.
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Oh, right.
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Your nephew.
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I heard about your brother and his wife.
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I'm so sorry.
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Thank you.
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We're managing.
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What about the astronaut program?
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No, not anymore.
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But timing just isn't right.
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Of course.
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But it's been great spending time with
my new roommate. Right, buddy?
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Oh, no.
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Hello from the children of planet Earth.
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Since the dawn of time, humans have
gazed at the stars and wondered, are we
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alone?
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Voyager is our attempt to find out.
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This intrepid explorer is on a mission,
traveling farther than any human has
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ever gone.
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to the distant reaches of the cosmos and
beyond.
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Voyager will never see those who made it
again.
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It will drift on, solitary and alone.
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But maybe one day, distant worlds will
receive its message, and Voyager will
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complete its mission, proving we aren't
so alone.
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Are you hurt?
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What happened? What happened?
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Is life really out there to you, Olga?
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What? Come on.
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You can't run away like that, Elio.
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I would like to extend the greetings of
the government and the people of Canada.
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Hello from the children of planet Earth.
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find yourself living in a shotgun shack
and you may find yourself in another
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part of the world and you may find
yourself behind the wheel of a large
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automobile and you may find yourself in
a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
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and you may ask yourself
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Same as it ever was.
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Same as it ever was.
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Same as it ever was. Same as it ever
was.
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Same as it ever was.
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Same as it ever was.
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Elio? Who wants to know?
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You put flyers up for a ham radio club?
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Uh, I am Elio Solis, president and
leader of the ham radio club
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of this beach.
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Cool. I'm Bryce.
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Great, cool, awesome.
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Did you bring it? Oh, yeah.
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It's my dad's ham radio, but I have my
own call sign. It's BXLO.
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What sometimes makes people I talk to
laugh.
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How far have you called? On Friday, I
talked to...
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Ohio.
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Oh. If I can pair these together, I can
double their reach.
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Okay, you can go now. Go?
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Wait, where is everyone else?
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Unfortunately, most of our members came
down with amnesia and forgot to come.
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But I'll see you at the next meetup in
three months. What's up, Bryce?
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Hey.
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I'm going to... You almost messed up
there.
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Uh -huh. Oh, yeah.
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Swish. Nice.
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This is Caleb.
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He wanted to come, too.
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Oh. Hey.
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What's with the hat?
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Like I said, the meetup's been
postponed.
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Shingles is no joke. I thought it was
amnesia. Oh, my God. You're right. He's
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spreading. You better go free. Joe,
what's up with this guy? Dude, chill.
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He's a kid whose parents died. Hey,
that's classified information.
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As leader of this radio club, I
hereby... Did you do that?
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Is this supposed to happen?
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yo that was not my fault i didn't oh
come on
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Skipping school?
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Am I going to have to put a tracker on
you?
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Now your eye.
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The doctor said not to touch it for two
weeks.
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Elio! Oh, you meant starting now.
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This is serious.
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What were you thinking? I was minding my
own business, taking in the night air,
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and suddenly these ruffians attacked me.
No, no, no, no, no, no. Look at me in
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the eye and for one, tell me the truth.
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No,
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I'm not learning Elio E.
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You going to the seminar tonight?
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There'll be a speaker from the astronaut
selection program.
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No, no, no. Something came up. Oh, is
this the nephew we've heard so much
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Yes, that's him.
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Gluto!
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We don't know if this is boundary
testing or sleep regression.
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Which one of these is you?
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I don't know, but I think that one is
you.
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I've got one last meeting, so I need you
to sit here and not move or speak or
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injure yourself for ten minutes.
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I have enough to deal with already.
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What's with this emergency meeting?
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Oh, you didn't hear?
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Melnick thinks he found an alien.
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All right, Mr. Melmac, let's hear it.
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Major police.
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Major police.
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Earlier today, I found this signal
coming from Interstellar Space.
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Melmac, please, it's late. Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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In 1977, NASA launched the Golden
Record. The Golden Record, yes!
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The what? The Golden Record, sir, was
Earth's message in a bottle.
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Hello from the children of planet Earth.
Don't you see?
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Hello, planet Earth. I think someone in
interstellar space found our message and
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is sending it back to us as a reply.
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Melmack. Major.
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Melmack. Major! We can't just leave it
like this. We have to respond. I've
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already rerouted every satellite to send
a signal back. It might cause a few
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failures.
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Sir, we need a small electrical fire.
But it would be worth it for first
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contact.
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I have everything queued up and ready to
go. Just say the word.
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If someone or something is calling out
to Earth, who on Earth do you want
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that call?
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You should go home.
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Take a week.
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You've got to believe me. Major, please.
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They're out there.
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May I remind everyone that we are
orbital analysts. We track space debris,
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rogue UFO signals.
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Let's just... Let's just take five. It's
been a long night.
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of the planet earth uh i come in peace
and i'm super excited to join you
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uh i'm creative hardworking shredded uh
so please come and get me i'll be
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waiting okay bye i love you
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Take full responsibility, but, I mean,
you have kids, right? I'll be out of
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way soon. Don't worry. Just need a few
snacks for the road. Elio! I'm sorry, ma
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'am. What was that? Which William is
Billy? Fuego? Fuego. Yeah, I understand.
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Can I take a walk? What do they think of
weapons?
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Not worth the risk. I'll bring you food.
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Nice, peaceful food.
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Where's my good taste?
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It's not in the works, is it?
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Ah, here it is.
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Elio! Blue or green? Which one says take
me with you? But not in a desperate
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way. Elio, stop!
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Please!
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Aliens are not...
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Coming for you.
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But that guy said... You're out of
control.
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You got in a fight. You shut down power
to the whole base. And I almost lost my
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job.
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We have to try something different.
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Boarding school?
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You're trying to get rid of me. No, this
is just their sleepaway camp. It's just
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a couple of weeks. I can't go. They're
coming tonight. You need to make
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Well, just a friend. I don't care about
friends. I need to meet aliens. Why?
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Because there's 500 million...
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planets out there and one of them's
gotta want me! Because obviously you
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Of course I do! We're family! You're not
my family!
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Your life isn't up there, Elio.
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It's down here.
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When I drop him off tomorrow, I'm going
to see if I can enroll him in the hall.
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I know, but... It just isn't how I
thought my life would be.
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It's an ancient human being. You can
find it in virtually every culture, in
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religion, folklore, superstition, and
now in science.
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The search for light elsewhere is...
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remarkable in our age because this is
the first time that we can actually do
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something besides speculation.
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We can send spacecraft to nearby
planets.
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We can use large radio telescopes to see
if there is any message being sent to
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us lately.
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And it touches to the deepest of human
concerns.
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Are we alone?
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You know, I went here too when I was a
kid.
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You might not believe me right now, but
this will be good for you.
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Oh, Counselor Truman, could I have a
word? Of course, ma 'am.
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We've got so much trouble.
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Because of you.
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Yeah, thanks a lot.
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scare him a little. Come on, it'll be
funny.
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Greetings, Earthling.
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Where'd he go?
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Athena 5, there's a decommissioned
satellite headed your way. I'm
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new flight path for you.
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Stand by.
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Yeah, copy that.
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Sorry about the scare.
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There's been a lot of satellite
interference today.
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This is payback. Hey, it's okay. You
don't need to pay me back.
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Wait, what is that?
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Hope you like how it tastes.
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There's something back there.
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You're so dead so easy. Hey, hold on.
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wait on this uh spaceship is this a
spaceship anyway where should we start
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samples
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Welcome, glass of lore.
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Compliments of the Communiverse.
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Thank you!
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Wait, the what?
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Welcome
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to
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the Communiverse, a pan -galactic
organization of the advanced species of
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cosmos.
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The greatest minds of the universe have
come here to share knowledge,
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innovation, and recipes.
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Welcome. Welcome.
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Greetings, ambassadors.
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Absolutely. That is to make your
acquaintance.
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Oop, you've run dry. Let me top you off,
old brick.
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Thank you.
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Yes. One cerebellum, four lobes, and a
medulla.
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Do you mind if I take a little peek
inside and see?
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Questa, don't mind reading. You've just
met him. I'm so sorry about that. I am
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Questa of Gob.
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Illy of Feluvinum.
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Tagman of Tagman. And you are?
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Elio Salit of Earth.
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Addressed to our new candidate, Elio
Salit of Earth.
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Now come, everyone's eager to meet you.
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knowledge and interest to share.
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Hello. Now here created the community
we'll use with controls for gravity,
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temperature, and all known languages.
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This
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is
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my most recent design.
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Hello. I am a universal abuser, then. I
contain the secrets of the universe.
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What is the meaning of life? What lies
beyond a black hole?
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Is there a... Who would win in a fight?
One gorilla with a baseball bat? Or ten
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chimps? None who fight are true winners.
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Huh?
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The gorilla.
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These little critters are mean mobsters.
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They use nanotechnology to construct
anything you desire.
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Are you kidding me? How dashing!
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It's the most beautiful place I've ever
seen.
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This is the bathroom.
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were looking for me. Of course we were
looking for you. Ever since we picked up
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this charming little spacecraft you sent
us.
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Voyager? We found it in an asteroid
field.
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Nice craftsmanship.
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Um, thanks?
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Curious about the species who made it?
We sent an invitation and would like
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you receive your planet's official
reply.
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very touching we are delighted to
finally make your acquaintance leader of
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oh why is your face melting
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Oh dear, you should hurry. Quickly now.
Excuse us.
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Please join us.
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Your technology and my weapons would be
an unstoppable alliance.
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Now, admit me to your communiverse.
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Unfortunately, candidate Gragon, it is
our assessment that you are not a fit.
250
00:26:38,170 --> 00:26:43,970
I, Lord Grygon, Blood Emperor of Hyrule,
am not a fit.
251
00:26:44,630 --> 00:26:48,950
Well, we believe in tolerance and open
-mindedness.
252
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:50,550
I am tolerant!
253
00:26:52,030 --> 00:26:53,009
I'm sorry.
254
00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:53,969
It's not you.
255
00:26:53,970 --> 00:26:55,530
It's us.
256
00:26:56,590 --> 00:27:03,350
I thought we said it was him. If I
cannot join the Kim Universe, then I
257
00:27:03,350 --> 00:27:05,050
take it by force!
258
00:27:05,530 --> 00:27:06,970
Prepare to be bugged!
259
00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:16,490
Why did he make a new home? I suggest we
run and hide. Yes, let's go to the edge
260
00:27:16,490 --> 00:27:18,370
of the cosmos and turn off all the
lights.
261
00:27:18,630 --> 00:27:20,790
Uh, that includes me, right?
262
00:27:21,130 --> 00:27:23,010
Oh, oh, sorry, candidly.
263
00:27:23,270 --> 00:27:27,550
We couldn't possibly accept new members
under the current situation.
264
00:27:28,170 --> 00:27:29,750
Applications are closed indefinitely.
265
00:27:30,050 --> 00:27:31,810
But I just tried to! Such a shame.
266
00:27:32,449 --> 00:27:36,430
Check back in a few thousand years.
Perhaps one of us could talk to Lord
267
00:27:36,530 --> 00:27:37,530
You do it. Not me.
268
00:27:37,610 --> 00:27:38,349
I am shut.
269
00:27:38,350 --> 00:27:39,350
I'm busy.
270
00:27:41,010 --> 00:27:44,290
Don't worry. I'll return you to your
life on Earth just as it was.
271
00:28:02,730 --> 00:28:07,450
You would talk to Lord Grygon? Are you
an expert on conflict negotiation?
272
00:28:08,330 --> 00:28:14,130
You kidding? My life is nothing but
conflict. And I've got the battle scars
273
00:28:14,130 --> 00:28:15,130
prove it.
274
00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:22,330
It would be a welcome change not to flee
every bully who covets our treasures.
275
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:42,160
If you can make Dragon go away, we'd
make your member on the spot.
276
00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:46,620
Then I, the leader of Earth, am ready to
serve.
277
00:28:50,220 --> 00:28:55,760
Candidate Salim, you continue to
surprise. When Dragon returns, we shall
278
00:28:55,760 --> 00:29:01,540
ready for him. Until then, as you say on
Earth, okay, bye, I love you.
279
00:29:15,820 --> 00:29:20,240
negotiate with the warlord you'll need a
temporary replacement can i trouble you
280
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:24,820
for a dna sample sure where do you want
wow
281
00:29:24,820 --> 00:29:32,840
my
282
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:39,180
first probe world leaders such as
yourself can't just disappear your
283
00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:43,780
would descend into chaos that's what
cloning play is for
284
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,180
Sorry. It's a living.
285
00:30:26,500 --> 00:30:28,340
So, what is my motivation?
286
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:29,619
What do you mean?
287
00:30:29,620 --> 00:30:33,500
Should I change anything or just stick
with the low self -esteem and
288
00:30:33,500 --> 00:30:34,500
to belong? What?
289
00:30:34,940 --> 00:30:36,840
I'm normal. Just be normal.
290
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,400
No weird stuff, okay?
291
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,680
Okay. Okay.
292
00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:48,180
Have fun.
293
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,220
Intriguing. The warlord awaits.
294
00:30:52,580 --> 00:30:53,860
It was that.
295
00:30:54,190 --> 00:30:57,230
Just a few things I wanted to brush up
on. What was that thing that knew
296
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,570
everything about everything? You mean
this?
297
00:30:59,030 --> 00:31:02,110
Hello. I am a universal user's manual.
298
00:31:02,370 --> 00:31:04,590
Would you like to learn the meaning of
life now?
299
00:31:04,830 --> 00:31:07,970
No, I need everything you've got on how
to negotiate with the warmonger.
300
00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:10,410
Certainly.
301
00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:13,230
I have chapters on leading with empathy.
302
00:31:13,470 --> 00:31:14,550
Nope. Fostering connection.
303
00:31:14,890 --> 00:31:16,690
Nope. Making the killer deal.
304
00:31:16,930 --> 00:31:18,390
Yes, that one. Do you have a pen?
305
00:31:18,870 --> 00:31:22,470
In the increasingly likely event that
you will die, would you like to notify
306
00:31:22,470 --> 00:31:23,750
your next of kin on Earth?
307
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,360
No, that's okay.
308
00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:31,000
Start from a position of power. The most
important thing is to stay calm.
309
00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:36,040
Don't you tell me to stay calm. What is
this, huh? A camp or a fight club? He's
310
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:40,880
an innocent little boy. And if this is
what you call being a character, then
311
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,700
I'll pick it up with your boss.
312
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Everyone's boss.
313
00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,280
Unacceptable.
314
00:31:49,100 --> 00:31:52,860
I never should have left you here.
315
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:55,040
Yeah, thank you. Chase me because I'm
weak and small.
316
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:58,840
But there was pizza for dinner. So
overall, a pretty good night. How's the
317
00:31:59,060 --> 00:32:04,280
Swollen? Did they hurt it? It's fine.
I'm so sorry to check in. Something
318
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:05,440
was happening.
319
00:32:05,700 --> 00:32:08,580
That's okay. I was tracking this crazy
signal from space.
320
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,820
Are we going home? What's for dinner?
321
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,460
Um, mac and cheese.
322
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:19,220
I just thought you'd be interested
because if aliens were calling from
323
00:32:19,220 --> 00:32:23,440
Alien? Are we doing regular?
324
00:32:23,740 --> 00:32:27,400
Or white cheddar. I'm starved. So you
don't want to talk about aliens?
325
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:28,239
Not really.
326
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,820
I thought it'd be better if I just
dropped it.
327
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,880
Really?
328
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,500
That's amazing.
329
00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:36,860
Good for you.
330
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:38,760
Oh,
331
00:32:39,700 --> 00:32:40,960
I love this song.
332
00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:58,860
Broadness. Patriots. And Johnny Good.
333
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,700
Be confident.
334
00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:02,840
Speak from a position of power.
335
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:07,300
There he is. The man of the hour.
336
00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:08,560
Sorry I'm late.
337
00:33:09,100 --> 00:33:11,340
So, is Lord Gregon coming here?
338
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,299
Oh, no.
339
00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:13,780
You will be going out there.
340
00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:16,600
Okay. Bye. Love you.
341
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:20,320
What is this?
342
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,580
Red. Green.
343
00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:23,820
Welcome, Captain.
344
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:26,100
Believe. You have selected a map of our
coordinates.
345
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:27,420
Cabin process. Shield function.
346
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:31,920
Abruptness. Ablarm. Ah, we found the
mint.
347
00:33:33,700 --> 00:33:36,320
You have set our destination to your
home planet.
348
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:37,580
Uh, Earth?
349
00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:39,500
Confirm or cancel.
350
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:12,340
What's a heroic pick -up?
351
00:35:04,530 --> 00:35:07,110
This is who the Communiverse sends?
352
00:35:09,870 --> 00:35:12,630
You are more puny than I expected.
353
00:35:13,130 --> 00:35:14,710
I could say the same about you.
354
00:35:16,090 --> 00:35:19,910
Huh? Uh, what do you need to leave the
Communiverse alone?
355
00:35:20,550 --> 00:35:24,490
Allergians prefer to go yet with dreams
in the air.
356
00:35:37,950 --> 00:35:39,210
Recoil's a little heavy.
357
00:35:44,870 --> 00:35:50,450
Darn, I, uh, left my arm cannon at home.
Why don't we, uh...
358
00:35:50,450 --> 00:35:53,070
Use one of mine.
359
00:35:53,470 --> 00:35:54,470
So nice of you.
360
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:17,660
trick shot perhaps we are able to
communicate with those look
361
00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:23,380
at me like some kind of monster how dare
they reject me
362
00:36:23,380 --> 00:36:30,100
well if they don't want you why not find
363
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:35,360
someone who does come again there's
gotta be a place out there that was
364
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:42,900
But is the Communiverse not where the
greatest leaders gather?
365
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,380
Am I not great?
366
00:36:44,820 --> 00:36:49,720
Totally. But why waste your life trying
to connect with people who don't get
367
00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:51,680
you? It's time to move on.
368
00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:53,900
Right, gray guy?
369
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:55,720
Gray guy?
370
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:57,680
Yes.
371
00:36:58,220 --> 00:36:59,560
What worker? What is this?
372
00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:05,140
Your ass. The princeling wants to see
you. For the hate of it. And tell him I
373
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,140
busy.
374
00:37:08,750 --> 00:37:10,790
Ethicum Universe. You are a father,
right?
375
00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:14,410
Oh, yeah. It is so difficult.
376
00:37:14,630 --> 00:37:20,750
He has no concept of the importance of
my work. I get it. If he's too hard to
377
00:37:20,750 --> 00:37:22,450
handle, then just ship him off.
378
00:37:22,690 --> 00:37:26,290
That's what I did with mine. Too hard to
handle?
379
00:37:29,010 --> 00:37:30,010
Uh,
380
00:37:31,110 --> 00:37:35,950
I mean... Oh, you think I cannot handle
my own son? No, no, no. I don't think
381
00:37:35,950 --> 00:37:36,828
that... No, really.
382
00:37:36,830 --> 00:37:37,759
Tell me.
383
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:38,980
what I am doing wrong.
384
00:37:39,220 --> 00:37:41,400
It's okay. I'm a man parent too.
385
00:37:41,620 --> 00:37:47,060
What? None of us know what we're doing.
We didn't even want this. Let me remind
386
00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:48,700
you who you are dealing with.
387
00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:08,620
The negotiation is over.
388
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:11,920
Gronk, show the prisoner to his
quarters.
389
00:38:12,240 --> 00:38:13,260
Prisoner? What?
390
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:18,280
You will watch for myself as I destroy
your beloved communiverse.
391
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:39,860
But he was only there for one day. Oh, I
overheard the colonel raving about you.
392
00:38:40,220 --> 00:38:41,520
Really? She was?
393
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,840
Gravity, um, off.
394
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,640
Whoa.
395
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:50,140
Okay, that's enough.
396
00:39:50,340 --> 00:39:51,340
Gravity, back.
397
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:56,280
Okay, I'll just get back to Gregon.
398
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:58,040
What haven't I tried?
399
00:39:58,800 --> 00:39:59,800
Bargaining, Chip.
400
00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,500
Like, something valuable.
401
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:32,940
me about questions about me though like
what my favorite color is it's purple if
402
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:33,940
you're asking
403
00:41:57,190 --> 00:42:01,030
Hylerganes get one when they come of
age. It's got weapons and bombs and
404
00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:02,430
Ooh, and a cup holder.
405
00:42:02,950 --> 00:42:03,950
It's bespoke.
406
00:42:04,490 --> 00:42:08,570
So, if hylerganes took off their armor,
they'd look like you?
407
00:42:08,790 --> 00:42:13,190
Yeah, but nobody would ever do that. To
expose your soft, warm flesh would
408
00:42:13,190 --> 00:42:15,570
dishonor you and your whole family for
all eternity.
409
00:42:16,230 --> 00:42:17,550
I can't wait to get installed.
410
00:42:18,230 --> 00:42:19,950
I'm gonna look so hot.
411
00:42:20,250 --> 00:42:21,890
Alert! Look, please don't escape!
412
00:42:22,430 --> 00:42:24,230
Look, please don't escape! Are they
talking about you?
413
00:42:26,990 --> 00:42:27,788
You wouldn't understand.
414
00:42:27,790 --> 00:42:28,990
Are you a Trudgeworth incident?
415
00:42:29,390 --> 00:42:31,130
Are you an assassin?
416
00:42:31,570 --> 00:42:33,030
What'd you do?
417
00:42:33,930 --> 00:42:36,510
Come on. I'm really gonna keep it
secret.
418
00:42:36,950 --> 00:42:42,570
Secret is... I'm a kid.
419
00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:13,180
Dad? I thought you knew.
420
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,400
I look just like him. Check it out.
421
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,780
I've been working on my back.
422
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:29,460
Can I ask you a big favor?
423
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:49,720
I've just been ignored.
424
00:43:49,980 --> 00:43:53,880
But now my dad's finally going to pay
attention to me. Do your parents pay
425
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:58,460
attention to you? Well, my Aunt Olga
doesn't care. With me out of the way,
426
00:43:58,460 --> 00:44:00,080
can do what she really wants.
427
00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:05,360
Like be an astronaut or whatever. She
gave up being an astronaut or whatever
428
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,420
you? Wow.
429
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,100
She must really love you.
430
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,420
No. No, she doesn't.
431
00:44:10,760 --> 00:44:13,400
But now I'm free to join the universe.
432
00:44:31,180 --> 00:44:35,380
ships seem to be pointing the cannon at
us. Is this part of the negotiation?
433
00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:50,560
honored to lead the communiverse
434
00:47:36,850 --> 00:47:41,290
I'm optimizing your membership badge
right now. Do you like the color?
435
00:47:55,020 --> 00:47:59,160
I'll take care of the bargaining chip.
Very good, Candidate Sleaze. Now, does
436
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:01,060
anyone know Good Capra?
437
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,420
Oh, we did it!
438
00:48:04,940 --> 00:48:07,820
Yeah! You were so c -cold!
439
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,440
Oh, you okay?
440
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:12,240
I've never been outside before.
441
00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:13,940
It's cold here.
442
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:28,000
Gravity off?
443
00:48:31,460 --> 00:48:35,060
You think this is cool? Come on!
444
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:40,280
You're off? The shuttle is ready. Shall
we depart?
445
00:48:40,720 --> 00:48:42,200
No, not yet.
446
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:45,800
The Prince Lean was taken because he was
vulnerable.
447
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:48,980
Exposed. Soft.
448
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:54,280
Prepare his carapace! But that will take
time, your bloodness.
449
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,439
Do it!
450
00:48:55,440 --> 00:49:00,620
We will perform Gordon's ceremony on the
Communiverse, and they will wither at
451
00:49:00,620 --> 00:49:02,440
the full might of Hyrule!
452
00:50:37,210 --> 00:50:41,590
So everyone speaks Eloise on Earth?
453
00:50:41,890 --> 00:50:42,910
Nah, just me.
454
00:50:43,430 --> 00:50:44,910
And my parents.
455
00:50:45,990 --> 00:50:48,410
Or at least they did.
456
00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:50,470
My aunt's not into it.
457
00:50:50,870 --> 00:50:54,670
But I keep using it so I don't forget.
458
00:50:55,690 --> 00:50:58,790
Did something happen to your parents?
459
00:51:05,550 --> 00:51:08,090
I know it's not the same, but my mom's
gone a lot.
460
00:51:08,430 --> 00:51:09,950
Fighting the blood wars.
461
00:51:10,810 --> 00:51:12,030
I miss her a ton.
462
00:51:13,130 --> 00:51:16,450
Sometimes it feels like dad doesn't even
want me.
463
00:51:17,790 --> 00:51:18,970
I know what you mean.
464
00:51:22,010 --> 00:51:25,330
The only people who wanted me are gone.
465
00:51:26,410 --> 00:51:28,210
But, I don't know.
466
00:51:30,430 --> 00:51:34,770
What if... What if there's nothing about
me?
467
00:51:37,720 --> 00:51:43,880
I thought Earth was the problem, but
what if it's me?
468
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:50,280
Well, I like you, and you seem fine to
me.
469
00:52:21,110 --> 00:52:24,510
Oh, you brought your carapace. I guess
so.
470
00:52:24,850 --> 00:52:26,710
But that's good, right?
471
00:52:26,950 --> 00:52:30,870
Yeah, I mean, it has a flamethrower, a
circular saw, a shotgun.
472
00:52:31,110 --> 00:52:37,770
It'll get to fight and conquer and kill
and... Glordon,
473
00:52:37,950 --> 00:52:41,410
do you not want to get into your
carapace?
474
00:52:41,630 --> 00:52:43,830
Yeah, I mean, kind of, well...
475
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:45,100
No, no.
476
00:52:45,460 --> 00:52:48,780
I've been pretending to want it, but
I've been living a lie.
477
00:52:51,060 --> 00:52:57,080
Once I'm installed, I'll never get to
play or swim or do anything.
478
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,140
It'll be the worst.
479
00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,080
Then why didn't you say something?
480
00:53:03,300 --> 00:53:06,680
Because all I learned kids have to do
it. It's tradition.
481
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,860
And if I don't...
482
00:53:23,850 --> 00:53:24,850
I don't have a choice.
483
00:53:25,230 --> 00:53:26,270
We'll figure it out.
484
00:53:26,910 --> 00:53:32,070
I don't know how, but... Oh, wait!
485
00:53:32,710 --> 00:53:33,710
What?
486
00:53:36,870 --> 00:53:37,890
What are we doing?
487
00:53:38,090 --> 00:53:39,430
We're going to give your dad what he
wants.
488
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:41,870
Me? Yes, but also now.
489
00:53:42,610 --> 00:53:43,610
Come on in, Clay.
490
00:53:43,770 --> 00:53:46,070
Are you sure about this? Yeah, why not?
491
00:53:46,410 --> 00:53:50,490
I don't know, but if I'm really fooling
my dad, he's pretty smart.
492
00:53:50,910 --> 00:53:52,770
Oh, it's going to work. I'll show you.
493
00:53:54,190 --> 00:53:56,790
Yes. Can I check on my clone? Certainly.
494
00:53:57,350 --> 00:54:00,110
Mmm, that smells good, Papito.
495
00:54:00,390 --> 00:54:04,290
It's a secret recipe. You're gonna love
it. Mmm, how are you so good on
496
00:54:04,290 --> 00:54:05,290
everything?
497
00:54:09,290 --> 00:54:10,290
Wow,
498
00:54:11,550 --> 00:54:12,550
I get it done.
499
00:54:25,770 --> 00:54:26,890
It's a win -win -win.
500
00:54:37,110 --> 00:54:38,110
I'm Glordon.
501
00:54:38,190 --> 00:54:40,110
Wow. Am I really that good?
502
00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:42,370
You, follow us. You got it.
503
00:54:46,790 --> 00:54:49,110
You'll be safe in here. No one else can
open it.
504
00:54:50,090 --> 00:54:51,890
All right, Glordon. Get in the ship.
505
00:55:39,210 --> 00:55:41,950
But first, get over here kiddo.
506
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:21,520
probably talk.
507
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:27,940
And for my next trick, think of a
number.
508
00:57:28,260 --> 00:57:29,520
Uh, wait.
509
00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:31,740
Okay, got it.
510
00:57:32,340 --> 00:57:33,560
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
511
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,960
I don't know how much longer we can
stall.
512
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,340
I'm sure he'll be here momentarily.
513
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:42,800
I sense the number is seven.
514
00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:48,180
What? Where is my son?
515
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:49,920
He's here.
516
00:57:56,320 --> 00:58:02,280
Lord Grygon, we return to you, Prince
Lordin. My son, did he harm you?
517
00:58:02,500 --> 00:58:04,340
Nope. Everyone was super nice.
518
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:10,280
Hmm. Are you prepared to become the
greatest war machine in the universe? To
519
00:58:10,280 --> 00:58:15,580
make your enemies tremble at the sight
of you? To prove the might of the
520
00:58:15,580 --> 00:58:16,580
Highlanders? Yes, let's do it.
521
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,200
Oh.
522
00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:23,060
Actually, I had more to say. But yes,
let us get on with it.
523
00:59:43,470 --> 00:59:45,150
the power of Hylurg.
524
00:59:46,170 --> 00:59:48,590
Witness! Very impressive.
525
00:59:49,770 --> 00:59:50,770
Retreat.
526
00:59:51,770 --> 00:59:57,230
As you have kept your word, I will keep
mine and leave this place, never to
527
00:59:57,230 --> 01:00:00,110
return. Hylurgians, fall back!
528
01:00:01,550 --> 01:00:04,590
Well done.
529
01:00:05,270 --> 01:00:07,950
You good, son?
530
01:00:08,330 --> 01:00:09,330
Oh, yeah.
531
01:00:09,470 --> 01:00:13,930
I can't wait to make endless war and
pillage the unworthy and bring them...
532
01:00:13,930 --> 01:00:17,150
I have the honor of joining the
Communiverse?
533
01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:20,490
The honor would be ours, candidately.
534
01:00:20,690 --> 01:00:24,030
Or should I say, ambassadorsally.
535
01:00:24,290 --> 01:00:25,810
You're one of us now.
536
01:00:41,260 --> 01:00:43,160
Where is my son?
537
01:00:44,820 --> 01:00:46,500
How could you tell?
538
01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:49,200
The father always knows.
539
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:55,200
You! Read his mind. Find the truth.
540
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:57,840
No! I'm happy.
541
01:00:58,200 --> 01:01:00,220
I'm so sorry. No!
542
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:12,400
What did you see?
543
01:01:12,580 --> 01:01:16,460
Your son is in a diplomatic ship in the
docking bay.
544
01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,920
That's the truth!
545
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:42,240
You have selected a map of our
coordinates.
546
01:01:42,540 --> 01:01:44,080
A map of our coordinates. A map of our
coordinates. A map of our coordinates. A
547
01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:44,678
map of our coordinates.
548
01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,600
A map of our coordinates. A map of our
coordinates. A map of our coordinates. A
549
01:01:46,600 --> 01:01:49,620
map of our coordinates. A map of our
coordinates. A map of our coordinates.
550
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:50,240
A map of our coordinates. A map of our
coordinates. A map of our coordinates. A
551
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:50,320
map of our coordinates. A map of our
coordinates. A map of our coordinates. A
552
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:50,320
map of our coordinates. A map of our
coordinates. A map of our coordinates. A
553
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:50,640
map of our coordinates. A map of our
coordinates. A map of our coordinates. A
554
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:50,640
map of our coordinates. A map of our
coordinates. A map of our coordinates. A
555
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:51,840
map of our coordinates. A map of our
coordinates. A map of our coordinates.
556
01:01:52,060 --> 01:01:55,720
A map of our coordinates. A map of our
coordinates. A map of our coordinates. A
557
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,720
map of our coordinates.
558
01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:59,100
A map of our coordinates.
559
01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:03,380
A map of our coordinates. A
560
01:02:03,380 --> 01:02:09,540
map of our coordinates. A map of our
coordinates
561
01:02:10,960 --> 01:02:11,939
Please don't.
562
01:02:11,940 --> 01:02:14,240
He is not the leader of Earth.
563
01:02:14,820 --> 01:02:16,820
He is not the leader of anything.
564
01:02:17,500 --> 01:02:20,560
He is just a child.
565
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,440
Oh, no.
566
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:24,640
She's wrong.
567
01:02:24,860 --> 01:02:26,960
I am the leader of Earth.
568
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:31,140
I can still help.
569
01:02:31,360 --> 01:02:33,940
Just please, please let me stay.
570
01:02:34,420 --> 01:02:35,840
He is not there.
571
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:38,860
But I saw him. We are surprised.
572
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:40,238
Arrest him.
573
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:43,920
The Communiverse is now under Allergy
and Control!
574
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:54,900
Don't touch me!
575
01:02:55,960 --> 01:03:00,220
Ow! It's his fault, not ours! Liar!
576
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,140
Betrayer! Coward!
577
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:03,440
Please, now!
578
01:05:18,250 --> 01:05:19,430
You couldn't find it, huh?
579
01:05:19,850 --> 01:05:20,970
Would you toss me those?
580
01:05:40,670 --> 01:05:41,690
Come on!
581
01:05:42,550 --> 01:05:43,590
Stupid flashlight!
582
01:05:46,110 --> 01:05:47,110
Sorry.
583
01:05:51,440 --> 01:05:52,440
Are you okay?
584
01:05:52,540 --> 01:05:54,680
No, I feel crazy.
585
01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:59,200
I'm on the beach trying to make contact
with... I don't know what.
586
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:08,780
I just feel so alone.
587
01:06:11,560 --> 01:06:12,860
You wouldn't understand.
588
01:06:25,299 --> 01:06:27,300
Actually, I do.
589
01:07:06,090 --> 01:07:07,770
I didn't think you'd miss me.
590
01:07:08,990 --> 01:07:10,330
I missed you.
591
01:07:11,670 --> 01:07:14,450
I've missed everything about you.
592
01:07:15,330 --> 01:07:19,730
But this isn't the life you wanted.
593
01:07:22,370 --> 01:07:24,310
The only thing I want...
594
01:08:03,290 --> 01:08:04,750
Bishop, Gordon's in there. Who?
595
01:08:05,110 --> 01:08:06,410
My friend.
596
01:08:06,710 --> 01:08:07,710
You made a friend?
597
01:08:07,950 --> 01:08:09,830
Nice. Yeah, and he needs our help.
598
01:08:10,050 --> 01:08:11,970
You have clearance, right? Not for this.
599
01:08:13,810 --> 01:08:15,630
There's got to be some way to get in
there.
600
01:08:15,870 --> 01:08:17,090
Okay, okay, let me think.
601
01:08:18,910 --> 01:08:19,910
Well,
602
01:08:21,050 --> 01:08:23,950
if you don't need me anymore, I will
begin my decomposition process.
603
01:08:24,170 --> 01:08:26,689
Feel free to spread me over a plant as
nutritious fertilizer.
604
01:08:30,710 --> 01:08:31,710
Wait!
605
01:08:39,210 --> 01:08:40,270
what it is? Negative.
606
01:08:40,630 --> 01:08:42,729
But Arrow's here. NASA's on the way.
607
01:08:44,710 --> 01:08:47,109
Is it extraterrestrial?
608
01:08:47,390 --> 01:08:48,990
What, like little green men?
609
01:08:49,370 --> 01:08:50,930
Don't tell me you believe in that stuff.
610
01:08:54,210 --> 01:08:55,210
Who's there?
611
01:08:59,189 --> 01:09:00,189
It's a kid.
612
01:09:00,270 --> 01:09:01,790
Hey! You shouldn't be here!
613
01:09:21,510 --> 01:09:22,510
Thank you.
614
01:10:33,130 --> 01:10:34,130
Your friend?
615
01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:37,690
Elio? What are you doing here?
616
01:10:38,470 --> 01:10:39,730
What are you doing here?
617
01:10:40,030 --> 01:10:42,770
Why didn't you stay where I told you?
I'm sorry.
618
01:10:43,010 --> 01:10:47,750
I actually turned on... Gordon?
619
01:10:52,370 --> 01:10:53,850
Gordon! Is he sick?
620
01:10:54,070 --> 01:10:56,930
His disc is broken. It's too cold for
him here. Hey!
621
01:10:57,630 --> 01:11:00,130
Put your hands up! Back away from this
specimen!
622
01:11:01,740 --> 01:11:02,900
I said back away!
623
01:11:03,140 --> 01:11:04,140
Now!
624
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:07,520
Smeagly, Smarpy, Blop.
625
01:11:07,920 --> 01:11:09,600
You learned the L -E -O -E's?
626
01:11:10,200 --> 01:11:12,180
Smeagly, Smarpy, Blop.
627
01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:15,180
Blop? Hey, what are you saying? Blop!
628
01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:16,680
Blop!
629
01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,000
Glop!
630
01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:21,220
Oh, you mean glop. Stop that! Smarpy!
631
01:11:53,320 --> 01:11:54,320
Olga, you gotta try!
632
01:11:54,580 --> 01:11:55,478
But how?
633
01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:56,480
Please!
634
01:11:56,800 --> 01:11:58,140
Welcome, guest pilot.
635
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:01,460
Give me your jacket!
636
01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:06,340
I'm so sorry, Gordon. This is all my
fault.
637
01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:10,360
Don't worry.
638
01:12:10,840 --> 01:12:12,080
I'm gonna get you home.
639
01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:15,340
Ship, get us to the Communiverse!
640
01:12:17,180 --> 01:12:19,040
Hyperspeed unavailable. Path blocked.
641
01:12:19,420 --> 01:12:20,420
What?
642
01:12:38,430 --> 01:12:39,590
We're in a debris field.
643
01:12:40,570 --> 01:12:41,990
Let's just get out of here. No!
644
01:12:43,050 --> 01:12:46,050
These objects are faster than bullets.
But this is what you do.
645
01:12:46,310 --> 01:12:47,310
From the ground.
646
01:12:47,450 --> 01:12:50,490
I don't know where the debris is coming
from. I need altitude.
647
01:12:56,680 --> 01:13:00,260
Maybe someone with a ham radio. I don't
know.
648
01:13:01,740 --> 01:13:08,580
I bet that UFO is real. Oh, what if
they're here for food
649
01:13:08,580 --> 01:13:10,260
and the only thing they eat are
hamsters?
650
01:13:30,430 --> 01:13:33,350
Elio. Solis, I'm sorry about what
happened.
651
01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:35,510
Caleb can be a real butt sometimes.
652
01:13:35,930 --> 01:13:38,790
It's okay. I was a butt, too.
653
01:13:39,610 --> 01:13:43,210
Look, you might not believe this, but
we're an alien ship that just... That's
654
01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:46,810
you? Oh, man, there's a lot of radio
chatter about that. Yeah, that's us.
655
01:13:46,810 --> 01:13:49,910
trying to fly through debris, but we
need to know where it's coming from.
656
01:13:50,550 --> 01:13:55,210
How's your math? Physics. Are you good
at physics? Whoa, uh... Bryce, I really
657
01:13:55,210 --> 01:13:56,210
need your help.
658
01:13:58,320 --> 01:14:01,940
I don't know anything about debris, but
I know someone who does.
659
01:14:02,340 --> 01:14:05,420
He's a legend in my radio group. The
boss.
660
01:14:05,740 --> 01:14:06,880
The eyes in the sky.
661
01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:09,880
Me. Melmac reporting for duty.
662
01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:12,140
I'll take it from here, TXLL.
663
01:14:12,580 --> 01:14:15,160
Elio, you better come back in one piece,
okay?
664
01:14:15,420 --> 01:14:19,740
I'll tell you all about it. Thank you,
Melmac. I owe you a huge... Never mind
665
01:14:19,740 --> 01:14:23,240
that, Hanger. A master of ham always
helps in a jam.
666
01:14:23,540 --> 01:14:25,940
Ha! Let's get you through this debris
field.
667
01:14:26,380 --> 01:14:28,080
I'm pulling up the network now. Get
ready.
668
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:29,480
We need a fixed target.
669
01:14:30,140 --> 01:14:31,019
Orion's belt!
670
01:14:31,020 --> 01:14:33,440
Perfect. Drive straight toward it and be
ready to dodge.
671
01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:36,700
Okay. Ship, can you project a grid?
672
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:42,500
Okay. Melmac, anything out there, hurry
before we're out of range. Okay.
673
01:14:42,980 --> 01:14:45,640
Large rocket body, altitude 407
kilometers.
674
01:14:45,920 --> 01:14:47,880
Velocity 7 .66. Got it.
675
01:14:48,420 --> 01:14:49,420
There.
676
01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:24,530
Is anyone there? Please, anyone!
677
01:15:24,910 --> 01:15:26,950
Mayday, mayday, come in! Come in!
678
01:15:29,210 --> 01:15:34,890
Shields at 60%. Shields at
679
01:15:34,890 --> 01:15:36,530
41%.
680
01:15:47,210 --> 01:15:48,450
23 to 7.
681
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:22,980
Debris at 1 ,300 kilometers.
682
01:16:23,320 --> 01:16:24,920
Velocity 7 .2.
683
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:26,059
Pull back.
684
01:16:26,060 --> 01:16:27,060
Hard.
685
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:32,440
Thank you. Thank you. Masters of M at
your service. This is Julia from Italy.
686
01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:34,220
This is awesome. 1 ,322.
687
01:16:34,780 --> 01:16:38,420
Velocity 6 .1. This is Anush in Armenia.
688
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:44,560
Velocity 6 .75. This is Vikram from
Mumbai. Debris at 1 ,700 and 53.
689
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,280
Velocity 6 .81.
690
01:16:46,520 --> 01:16:47,900
This is Ryan at Vietnam.
691
01:20:01,130 --> 01:20:02,150
how much he wanted you back.
692
01:20:07,570 --> 01:20:10,910
I... I don't want to be a war machine.
693
01:20:15,510 --> 01:20:18,130
You already know.
694
01:20:19,230 --> 01:20:20,230
Yes.
695
01:20:21,850 --> 01:20:28,050
I may not always understand you, but I
still love you.
696
01:20:36,750 --> 01:20:40,550
It's a loose swaddle. Do not have your
mother's touch.
697
01:20:40,810 --> 01:20:41,810
You did great.
698
01:20:43,870 --> 01:20:50,610
I have never uttered these words before,
but I am sorry.
699
01:20:53,570 --> 01:20:54,970
Release them all.
700
01:21:23,369 --> 01:21:25,350
Congratulations, Ambassador Solis.
701
01:21:26,930 --> 01:21:32,810
But I lied to you. And then you
sacrificed yourself to save another.
702
01:21:33,430 --> 01:21:38,070
You behaved as admirably as any real
planetary leader.
703
01:21:38,350 --> 01:21:41,190
And you did bring peace, eventually.
704
01:21:41,510 --> 01:21:43,770
You have earned your place here.
705
01:21:44,350 --> 01:21:45,510
I could stay?
706
01:21:45,810 --> 01:21:47,090
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
707
01:22:57,640 --> 01:23:04,520
This place is amazing, but Earth is
home.
708
01:23:06,100 --> 01:23:11,060
I didn't give it a chance, but now I
709
01:23:11,060 --> 01:23:13,460
want to try.
710
01:23:29,100 --> 01:23:30,100
We're family.
711
01:23:38,420 --> 01:23:41,360
This isn't goodbye.
712
01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:44,620
It's just... not yet.
713
01:23:47,040 --> 01:23:48,420
We understand.
714
01:23:50,100 --> 01:23:53,420
You are unique, Elio of Earth.
715
01:23:53,680 --> 01:23:57,460
And unique can sometimes feel like
alone.
716
01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:00,960
But you are not alone.
717
01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:06,300
Okay.
718
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:07,720
Bye.
719
01:24:08,220 --> 01:24:09,320
I love you.
720
01:24:40,650 --> 01:24:41,250
Love you too
721
01:24:41,250 --> 01:24:52,850
Let's
722
01:24:52,850 --> 01:24:53,850
go home
723
01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:38,220
It's an ancient human theme. You can
find it in virtually every culture, in
724
01:25:38,220 --> 01:25:41,420
religion, folklore, superstition, and
now in science.
725
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:48,940
The search for life elsewhere is
remarkable in our age, because this is
726
01:25:48,940 --> 01:25:52,220
first time that we can actually do
something besides speculation.
727
01:25:57,980 --> 01:26:00,860
We can send spacecraft to the nearby
planets.
728
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:07,360
use large radio telescopes to see if
there is any message being sent to us
729
01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:08,360
lately.
730
01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:13,160
And it touches to the deepest of human
concerns.
731
01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:15,500
Are we alone?
732
01:28:43,019 --> 01:28:44,940
Gordon, your disc is muted.
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