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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,509 --> 00:00:17,970 It was my second day in town, and I was loving every lazy minute of it. 2 00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:22,450 I was renting this house from a friend's friend and the whole place was mine for 3 00:00:22,450 --> 00:00:23,450 a week. 4 00:00:23,630 --> 00:00:27,210 I wanted to be alone so much that I even canceled the two meetings I had 5 00:00:27,210 --> 00:00:28,210 scheduled for the day. 6 00:00:28,370 --> 00:00:32,350 I was enjoying the silence and the sun when Gina walked into my life. 7 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:36,590 Um, are you Tommy? 8 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,960 Uh, no, I'm not Tommy. 9 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,380 Oh, I just thought you were Tommy, because the owner of the house, his 10 00:00:43,380 --> 00:00:44,460 Tommy, and I don't know. 11 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:46,080 Well, sorry to disappoint. 12 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:47,540 Who are you? 13 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:49,060 I'm Gina. 14 00:00:49,100 --> 00:00:51,520 I'm supposed to be renting the house for the next five days. 15 00:00:51,880 --> 00:00:53,040 Oh, that's interesting. 16 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:54,620 Me too. 17 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,140 Your name is also Gina? 18 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,780 No, I'm also renting this place for a week. 19 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,240 Oh. 20 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,560 Yeah. 21 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:07,120 So what now? 22 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,480 I have no idea. The owner, Taylor... Oh, I know Taylor. 23 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:16,600 Well, he and his family are on some tropical cruise somewhere, and he told 24 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:22,260 specifically they won't be bringing their phones, so... Idiot. 25 00:01:24,220 --> 00:01:27,680 Gina, I'm not an unreasonable man. This is a stupid situation. 26 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:30,700 Apparently the Taylors rented the house to both of us. 27 00:01:31,660 --> 00:01:35,240 I'll talk to them when they get back, but until then, they're like... 28 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:37,920 Five bedrooms there. You can just take one of them. 29 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:44,340 Well, especially because I technically have rights to stay at the house, too. 30 00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:46,320 Yeah, that too. 31 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:52,040 But regardless, thanks for letting me stay and being so understanding. 32 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:54,320 You didn't create the situation. 33 00:01:54,620 --> 00:01:55,780 The idiot owners did. 34 00:01:56,080 --> 00:01:58,200 So, shall we? 35 00:01:58,780 --> 00:01:59,780 We shall. 36 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:06,480 Let's go? 37 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,420 Um, which one? 38 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:14,960 Just the one on the left. 39 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:17,120 This one? Yep, this one. 40 00:02:21,260 --> 00:02:22,780 Oh. My. 41 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:24,460 God. 42 00:02:25,140 --> 00:02:26,240 This view! 43 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,240 Yeah, it's not bad. Not bad. 44 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:32,600 Not bad?! It's amazing! 45 00:02:33,950 --> 00:02:36,230 So I guess that means you're satisfied then? 46 00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:39,570 I'm in love with it. 47 00:02:40,630 --> 00:02:43,770 I bet. It's one of the reasons I rented the place. 48 00:02:45,630 --> 00:02:47,030 Thanks for being so understanding. 49 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:48,650 Are you kidding? 50 00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:49,850 It's true what you said. 51 00:02:50,450 --> 00:02:52,510 You have just as many rights to the place as I do. 52 00:02:52,870 --> 00:02:55,370 And now I'm going to leave and I'm going to let you unpack. 53 00:02:56,450 --> 00:02:57,670 Um, are you hungry? 54 00:02:58,190 --> 00:02:59,710 Well, to be honest. 55 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:07,900 Well... I tell you what, I'll unpack and I'll take a shower and I'll make a nice 56 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,860 dinner just for the both of us. 57 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:14,600 Sure, that sounds fun. We'll meet in the kitchen in... 20 minutes. 58 00:03:15,340 --> 00:03:16,680 Okay. Awesome. 59 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,760 The sauce is the old family recipe. 60 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,140 You said I'm like some 80 -year -old Italian grandmother. 61 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:30,760 Well, I'm not 80 years old, as you can see. 62 00:03:31,690 --> 00:03:32,690 Oh, I see. 63 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:38,110 And I'm not an Italian grandmother, but I cook some meat spaghetti. 64 00:03:38,690 --> 00:03:42,130 I hear a lot of big talk, but I don't see a lot of progress. 65 00:03:43,330 --> 00:03:45,410 You, assistant, chop some onions. 66 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:47,450 Who, me? 67 00:03:48,070 --> 00:03:49,070 Yeah. 68 00:03:49,710 --> 00:03:50,710 Yes, ma 'am. 69 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,110 So what are you doing in town anyways? 70 00:03:55,950 --> 00:03:58,070 Um, well, I'm here for a couple shoots. 71 00:03:59,670 --> 00:04:01,760 Shoots? Are you a model or something? 72 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:04,700 Yeah, something like that. 73 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:06,340 Erotic model. 74 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:08,320 Porn actress. 75 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:09,520 I don't like to bullshit. 76 00:04:10,140 --> 00:04:12,080 I almost felt like a porn star. 77 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,720 Really? Now that is exciting. 78 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:18,200 I'm glad you're not a prude. 79 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:19,920 Far from it. 80 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,720 A porn star, huh? 81 00:04:22,260 --> 00:04:23,880 I can tell you like it. 82 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:27,040 Well, it's not every day you meet someone in the biz. 83 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,480 In the biz. 84 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:30,640 Jesus. 85 00:04:33,500 --> 00:04:35,240 So, how'd you get into the biz? 86 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,240 Or is that too forward of me to ask? 87 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:38,940 No, not at all. 88 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:45,060 I mean, I grew up in Miami, and that's kind of where I started in business. 89 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:51,320 I was tripping before, and then I got curious, and then I ended up doing my 90 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:56,440 first porn, and really liked it, and just kept on doing it, and now I'm here. 91 00:04:58,380 --> 00:04:59,880 Yeah, still sucking dick. 92 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:04,800 It's cool. It's cool. I love what I do. 93 00:05:05,260 --> 00:05:06,900 So I can't complain, you know. 94 00:05:07,100 --> 00:05:13,260 I'm in L .A. in this beautiful house and, yeah, changed my life. 95 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:17,560 I know it's a cliche to say that, but life is strange as hell. 96 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:19,640 Because? 97 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:24,280 Because maybe there really is something like fate. Look at us. Life brings us 98 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,160 together in a situation like a bad sitcom. 99 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,420 Just for me to meet you, you're probably the most interesting woman I've ever 100 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:31,379 met. 101 00:05:31,380 --> 00:05:35,880 So you think fate did this for you? 102 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:39,520 I think you're enjoying the situation, too. 103 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:42,960 Maybe I am. 104 00:05:44,420 --> 00:05:45,580 Maybe I'm not. 105 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:48,480 You really are one exciting girl, Gina. 106 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,400 You think so? 107 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,600 Absolutely. 108 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,000 So, do you like to travel? 109 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:56,960 I love to travel. 110 00:05:58,220 --> 00:06:00,060 Yeah, I'm unable to sit on my ass. 111 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,000 I need to see the world, the most exotic places. 112 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:08,220 Do you know that even the sunshine is different in different parts of the 113 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,620 Really? I didn't know that. 114 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:15,280 Yeah, and I would really like to see how your hair looks when you're lying on 115 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:18,520 the beaches of Africa or South America. 116 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:23,880 What do I wear? 117 00:06:25,870 --> 00:06:27,670 Nothing. My favorite. 118 00:06:29,530 --> 00:06:31,890 Will you take me there? To this place? 119 00:06:32,550 --> 00:06:34,650 Oh, I definitely would. 120 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:40,230 This conversation is getting me more and more excited by the minute. 121 00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:50,670 Well, since you would take me to all those places, I guess it's only fair 122 00:06:50,670 --> 00:06:52,490 I give you something in return. 123 00:06:54,670 --> 00:06:55,670 What would that be? 124 00:06:57,550 --> 00:06:58,770 I bet you can guess. 125 00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:02,090 Let's go to my room. 126 00:07:09,030 --> 00:07:11,010 I see you're ready for me. 127 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,850 Not just me, you. 128 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,640 Yeah. 129 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:18,670 Yeah. 130 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,090 Take it, take it. 131 00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:40,310 Oh, fuck. 132 00:14:25,610 --> 00:14:26,610 what I expected. 133 00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:32,690 Oh, my. 134 00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:58,699 I'm taking a pee. 135 00:23:58,700 --> 00:23:59,700 Fizzy. 136 00:27:43,610 --> 00:27:44,610 He's over here. 137 00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:09,530 type of girl to hook up on the first date, but it doesn't surprise me. 138 00:31:10,570 --> 00:31:12,090 Is this the first date? 139 00:31:12,730 --> 00:31:16,030 I think it was more like a hookup, but I'm not complaining. 140 00:31:18,010 --> 00:31:19,010 You know what? 141 00:31:19,310 --> 00:31:20,310 I'm starving. 142 00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:24,070 Well, let's go finish the pasta then. 143 00:31:24,870 --> 00:31:29,110 One thing you're going to find out about spending more time with me is I'm 144 00:31:29,110 --> 00:31:30,110 always hungry. 145 00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:32,590 So, we're going to spend time together? 146 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:35,160 If you want. 147 00:31:36,180 --> 00:31:37,500 Oh, I want to. 148 00:31:39,260 --> 00:31:41,440 Let's go have some pasta and get cleaned up. 149 00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:47,340 Man, what a night. 150 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,460 We had like, what, four times? 151 00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:52,620 Jesus, I'm beat. 152 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:58,520 But apparently Gina has energy to spare because now it's morning and she's 153 00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,520 already up. 154 00:31:59,840 --> 00:32:01,180 I wonder where she is. 155 00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:02,580 Let's find out. 156 00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:20,470 Not here. 157 00:32:40,910 --> 00:32:44,210 Not here either. 158 00:32:44,490 --> 00:32:48,790 Could be... I wonder where that wily meat could be. 159 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,820 You up? 160 00:33:10,020 --> 00:33:13,300 I didn't want to bother you. I was just wondering where you went. 161 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:14,980 You don't bother me. 162 00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,520 Care to join? 163 00:33:16,940 --> 00:33:17,940 Yeah. 164 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:25,440 I'm glad you're here. 165 00:33:25,740 --> 00:33:27,500 I mean, with me. 166 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,440 Me too. 167 00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:35,460 Last night was amazing. 168 00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:37,240 No, I just... 169 00:33:37,420 --> 00:33:39,180 Wish I could have fucked you all over the house. 170 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,520 No, the bedroom was fine. It was just fine. 171 00:33:43,860 --> 00:33:49,860 You know, my job was foreign, so... I like the conventional stuff. 172 00:33:50,220 --> 00:33:54,220 Watching movies and playing with my puppy and just cuddling him dead and 173 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,900 You know, the usual. 174 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,820 Well, the usual feels so fine most times. 175 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,000 You don't say. 176 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:05,880 Well... The view from my room is amazing. 177 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,200 Well, 178 00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:10,440 you can see all the way to Los Angeles from here. 179 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,960 I love that city. 180 00:34:13,820 --> 00:34:15,960 I know what you mean. I've been there lots of times. 181 00:34:16,820 --> 00:34:17,980 It's like stuck in time. 182 00:34:18,239 --> 00:34:19,620 Maybe because Hollywood is near. 183 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,679 The whole thing is a big set. 184 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,679 Whoa. It's super hot out here. 185 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,880 I love the heat. 186 00:34:27,780 --> 00:34:28,880 That bikini of yours. 187 00:34:29,699 --> 00:34:31,560 Looks good on you. 188 00:34:35,509 --> 00:34:37,290 Thanks. It's not a bikini, though. 189 00:34:38,389 --> 00:34:40,550 So, what will happen after this week? 190 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:41,870 What do you mean, gorgeous? 191 00:34:42,550 --> 00:34:48,429 Well, I know we only know each other for 24 hours, but I like you. 192 00:34:48,710 --> 00:34:49,850 I like you a lot. 193 00:34:51,449 --> 00:34:56,650 Well, actually, I really hope I proved in the last 24 hours that I like you, 194 00:34:56,690 --> 00:34:57,690 too. 195 00:34:58,830 --> 00:34:59,890 Yeah, you did. 196 00:35:00,670 --> 00:35:02,250 And after this week? 197 00:35:02,920 --> 00:35:05,940 I, uh, wouldn't mind staying close to you, to be honest. 198 00:35:18,140 --> 00:35:19,340 They'll figure it out. 199 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:21,380 Yeah, we definitely will. 200 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,940 Well, do you mind? 201 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:26,840 Mind what? 202 00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:30,040 Getting you back with that. 203 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:33,160 With pleasure, baby. 204 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:36,800 That's good. 205 00:36:01,740 --> 00:36:02,760 I really like anal sex. 206 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:05,920 Oh my god, aren't you the woman of my dreams? 207 00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:09,480 Yeah. 208 00:38:32,990 --> 00:38:38,770 If that's what the mistress of the house desires, I'd be a party pooper. 209 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:01,080 Choose something. 210 00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:02,380 Yeah. 211 00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:31,198 It's just like this. 212 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,240 It's just like this. 213 00:44:32,500 --> 00:44:33,500 It's just like this. 214 00:45:08,430 --> 00:45:09,430 Good. 215 00:45:53,730 --> 00:45:56,810 Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 216 00:45:58,110 --> 00:45:59,590 Oh, my God. 217 00:46:00,690 --> 00:46:02,350 Oh, my God. 218 00:46:03,030 --> 00:46:04,430 Oh, my God. 219 00:46:06,390 --> 00:46:08,170 Oh, my God. 220 00:47:05,900 --> 00:47:07,220 You're just the same, man. 221 00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:46,670 Oh, honey. 222 00:50:37,740 --> 00:50:38,740 Ugh! 223 00:52:43,340 --> 00:52:46,560 Oh, my God. Oh, 224 00:52:47,820 --> 00:52:49,200 yeah. 225 00:52:50,020 --> 00:52:56,080 Oh, my 226 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,840 God. 227 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,260 Yes, 228 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:03,860 yes, yes, yes. 229 00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:11,700 Shit, that was amazing. 230 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:15,660 Mm -hmm. Well, you went both ways, that's for sure. 231 00:59:18,580 --> 00:59:19,580 Wow. 232 00:59:20,100 --> 00:59:22,580 I'm gonna go clean myself up. 233 00:59:23,840 --> 00:59:25,080 No need for that. 234 00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:26,440 I like you dirty. 235 00:59:28,220 --> 00:59:30,100 Well, maybe we can be dirty together. 236 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:43,250 I'm gonna go shower. 237 00:59:45,630 --> 00:59:49,370 Looks like I'm having a porn star for a girlfriend. 238 00:59:49,810 --> 00:59:51,530 And it couldn't be more fun. 239 00:59:52,430 --> 00:59:57,030 She's funny, smart, and a fucking dynamo in bed. 240 00:59:57,950 --> 00:59:59,630 Life is good. 241 01:00:39,259 --> 01:00:40,259 My fellow. 15757