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It was my second day in town, and I was loving every lazy minute of it.

I was renting this house from a friend's friend and the whole place was mine for

a week.

I wanted to be alone so much that I even canceled the two meetings I had

scheduled for the day.

I was enjoying the silence and the sun when Gina walked into my life.

Um, are you Tommy?

Uh, no, I'm not Tommy.

Oh, I just thought you were Tommy, because the owner of the house, his

Tommy, and I don't know.

Well, sorry to disappoint.

Who are you?

I'm Gina.

I'm supposed to be renting the house for the next five days.

Oh, that's interesting.

Me too.

Your name is also Gina?

No, I'm also renting this place for a week.

Oh.

Yeah.

So what now?

I have no idea. The owner, Taylor... Oh, I know Taylor.

Well, he and his family are on some tropical cruise somewhere, and he told

specifically they won't be bringing their phones, so... Idiot.

Gina, I'm not an unreasonable man. This is a stupid situation.

Apparently the Taylors rented the house to both of us.

I'll talk to them when they get back, but until then, they're like...

Five bedrooms there. You can just take one of them.

Well, especially because I technically have rights to stay at the house, too.

Yeah, that too.

But regardless, thanks for letting me stay and being so understanding.

You didn't create the situation.

The idiot owners did.

So, shall we?

We shall.

Let's go?

Um, which one?

Just the one on the left.

This one? Yep, this one.

Oh. My.

God.

This view!

Yeah, it's not bad. Not bad.

Not bad?! It's amazing!

So I guess that means you're satisfied then?

I'm in love with it.

I bet. It's one of the reasons I rented the place.

Thanks for being so understanding.

Are you kidding?

It's true what you said.

You have just as many rights to the place as I do.

And now I'm going to leave and I'm going to let you unpack.

Um, are you hungry?

Well, to be honest.

Well... I tell you what, I'll unpack and I'll take a shower and I'll make a nice

dinner just for the both of us.

Sure, that sounds fun. We'll meet in the kitchen in... 20 minutes.

Okay. Awesome.

The sauce is the old family recipe.

You said I'm like some 80 -year -old Italian grandmother.

Well, I'm not 80 years old, as you can see.

Oh, I see.

And I'm not an Italian grandmother, but I cook some meat spaghetti.

I hear a lot of big talk, but I don't see a lot of progress.

You, assistant, chop some onions.

Who, me?

Yeah.

Yes, ma 'am.

So what are you doing in town anyways?

Um, well, I'm here for a couple shoots.

Shoots? Are you a model or something?

Yeah, something like that.

Erotic model.

Porn actress.

I don't like to bullshit.

I almost felt like a porn star.

Really? Now that is exciting.

I'm glad you're not a prude.

Far from it.

A porn star, huh?

I can tell you like it.

Well, it's not every day you meet someone in the biz.

In the biz.

Jesus.

So, how'd you get into the biz?

Or is that too forward of me to ask?

No, not at all.

I mean, I grew up in Miami, and that's kind of where I started in business.

I was tripping before, and then I got curious, and then I ended up doing my

first porn, and really liked it, and just kept on doing it, and now I'm here.

Yeah, still sucking dick.

It's cool. It's cool. I love what I do.

So I can't complain, you know.

I'm in L .A. in this beautiful house and, yeah, changed my life.

I know it's a cliche to say that, but life is strange as hell.

Because?

Because maybe there really is something like fate. Look at us. Life brings us

together in a situation like a bad sitcom.

Just for me to meet you, you're probably the most interesting woman I've ever

met.

So you think fate did this for you?

I think you're enjoying the situation, too.

Maybe I am.

Maybe I'm not.

You really are one exciting girl, Gina.

You think so?

Absolutely.

So, do you like to travel?

I love to travel.

Yeah, I'm unable to sit on my ass.

I need to see the world, the most exotic places.

Do you know that even the sunshine is different in different parts of the

Really? I didn't know that.

Yeah, and I would really like to see how your hair looks when you're lying on

the beaches of Africa or South America.

What do I wear?

Nothing. My favorite.

Will you take me there? To this place?

Oh, I definitely would.

This conversation is getting me more and more excited by the minute.

Well, since you would take me to all those places, I guess it's only fair

I give you something in return.

What would that be?

I bet you can guess.

Let's go to my room.

I see you're ready for me.

Not just me, you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Take it, take it.

Oh, fuck.

what I expected.

Oh, my.

I'm taking a pee.

Fizzy.

He's over here.

type of girl to hook up on the first date, but it doesn't surprise me.

Is this the first date?

I think it was more like a hookup, but I'm not complaining.

You know what?

I'm starving.

Well, let's go finish the pasta then.

One thing you're going to find out about spending more time with me is I'm

always hungry.

So, we're going to spend time together?

If you want.

Oh, I want to.

Let's go have some pasta and get cleaned up.

Man, what a night.

We had like, what, four times?

Jesus, I'm beat.

But apparently Gina has energy to spare because now it's morning and she's

already up.

I wonder where she is.

Let's find out.

Not here.

Not here either.

Could be... I wonder where that wily meat could be.

You up?

I didn't want to bother you. I was just wondering where you went.

You don't bother me.

Care to join?

Yeah.

I'm glad you're here.

I mean, with me.

Me too.

Last night was amazing.

No, I just...

Wish I could have fucked you all over the house.

No, the bedroom was fine. It was just fine.

You know, my job was foreign, so... I like the conventional stuff.

Watching movies and playing with my puppy and just cuddling him dead and

You know, the usual.

Well, the usual feels so fine most times.

You don't say.

Well... The view from my room is amazing.

Well,

you can see all the way to Los Angeles from here.

I love that city.

I know what you mean. I've been there lots of times.

It's like stuck in time.

Maybe because Hollywood is near.

The whole thing is a big set.

Whoa. It's super hot out here.

I love the heat.

That bikini of yours.

Looks good on you.

Thanks. It's not a bikini, though.

So, what will happen after this week?

What do you mean, gorgeous?

Well, I know we only know each other for 24 hours, but I like you.

I like you a lot.

Well, actually, I really hope I proved in the last 24 hours that I like you,

too.

Yeah, you did.

And after this week?

I, uh, wouldn't mind staying close to you, to be honest.

They'll figure it out.

Yeah, we definitely will.

Well, do you mind?

Mind what?

Getting you back with that.

With pleasure, baby.

That's good.

I really like anal sex.

Oh my god, aren't you the woman of my dreams?

Yeah.

If that's what the mistress of the house desires, I'd be a party pooper.

Choose something.

Yeah.

It's just like this.

It's just like this.

It's just like this.

Good.

Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're just the same, man.

Oh, honey.

Ugh!

Oh, my God. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my

God.

Yes,

yes, yes, yes.

Shit, that was amazing.

Mm -hmm. Well, you went both ways, that's for sure.

Wow.

I'm gonna go clean myself up.

No need for that.

I like you dirty.

Well, maybe we can be dirty together.

I'm gonna go shower.

Looks like I'm having a porn star for a girlfriend.

And it couldn't be more fun.

She's funny, smart, and a fucking dynamo in bed.

Life is good.

My fellow.