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IO!

IO!

That was the amazing Kasandra!

Ladies, gentlemen, and children! Please welcome the Cubeman!

Hi.

Giddy-up!

Come on!

Giddy-up!

Don't you touch him, Vasil! Don't you dare!

Just try it!

Cities like my Wroclaw have banned circus performances

with the participation of animals!

Bravo, Wroclaw! Everyone should follow its lead!

Time to end our indifference!

These animals suffer! They are tortured!

Bravo for Wroclaw!

Leave it alone! Can't you see this animal suffers?

- Fucking stop! - Can't you see it suffers?

Training is torture!

Animals are being tortured…

What the fuck is this?

Bankruptcy and Reorganisation Law, Par. 4, Art. 28,

on the repossession of animals.

That's what.

Circus without animals!

IO!

IO!

We work tirelessly,

guided by the principle of repairing and amending any irregularities.

Let's hear from the chairman of the board.

As the deputy board member just said,

we work tirelessly for the community

with the goal of amending all existing irregularities.

So, for our common good,

we now appear before you to present our latest achievement.

Turn towards me.

Try stroking its muzzle.

Look into the camera.

Great. OK.

Kinga, look.

This could be better.

Can you come here?

Touch up her lips a little.

There's a speck of dirt, right here…

OK.

Aga, come closer to the horse.

A little closer. Don't be afraid.

Come.

Come on!

Carrot.

Carrot.

IO…

IO!

Come, IO!

Don't do that!

Thank you.

- Me. - You want to read?

- About the blind old Harper? - Yeah.

"The blind old Harper from the island of Scio

walked upon the shores of the Aegean Sea.

He mistook the restless hiss of waves crashing upon the thirsty shore

for an eager audience

who flocked to hear his chivalrous songs.

And so he leaned on his harp

and sang to the sea from the empty shore."

What's next?

You'd like to know?

Hey!

One, two…

IO!

IO!

I have a surprise for you.

Happy birthday!

May all your dreams come true.

Be happy.

Carrot muffin, remember?

Just like last year. You liked it.

Remember this?

Magda!

Come with me, or stay with the donkey.

You're staying?

Stay then.

I have to go.

Go from the right.

Zenek, don't scare him, it's only a donkey!

Wait, take it easy!

Where the hell did you come from?

Some fucker has tied you up.

What if I… set you free?

Anarchy rules!

Our colours have their way!

Blue and white, they make our day!

What penalty, referee?

Zenek, you can do it! You're doing it, Zenek!

You've got this!

You'll catch it!

Zenek, go!

- You got it! - Come on!

Holy cow, a donkey!

The match is over.

Disperse!

The match is over, please disperse!

Please disperse!

Walk away, please!

Give me that!

Walk away!

It's the donkey!

- It's the donkey's fault! - I said, disperse!

- Don't cross the line. - Some goddamn donkey!

Our colours have their way!

Blue and white, they make our day!

Zryw is the best!

We're the winners! Losing is for wieners!

We're the winners! Losing is for wieners!

Zryw! Zryw!

Our colours have their way!

Blue and white, they make our day!

Zenek! Zenek!

Beer! Get your beer!

Motherfuckers!

Let's go!

ZRYW RULES

The fucking donkey! Let's fuck it up!

Get the fucker!

Die!

Enough!

Scram, now!

- Three hooves up in high heaven? - Sorry?

Why not put it to sleep?

Why should it suffer?

We actually heal animals here.

Move, come on!

Go!

OK, OK.

Wait for me, I'll be back in a minute.

Come in.

Polish bread, original.

Good, right?

Come on, take it.

You're hungry, aren't you?

Eat up.

Damn, why do I always have to screw up everything?

No, no, no!

Hi, buddy.

Hello.

How are you?

What happened here?

Send backup immediately!

Affirmative.

Want to come home with me?

Yes?

I haven't been home for a while…

Think we could travel together?

Hold on.

Let's go, my friend.

Come on.

Did I just save you, or have I stolen you?

I hope you are not a criminal.

Just don't expect business-class travel.

Eat…

I've eaten kilograms of meat.

Hundreds of kilograms.

I've also had salami.

Seriously.

Made with donkey meat.

Curious what it tastes like?

Yes?

No?

What?

Did I spoil your appetite?

Blessed are you, Lord of the universe,

the provider of this bread,

fruit of the earth and human labour.

We give it to you so it may become food for our eternal life.

Blessed are you, Lord of the universe,

the provider of this bread,

fruit of the earth and human labour.

Thank you.

Pray, brothers and sisters,

that my and your sacrifice pleases God Almighty.

Whenever he gets into trouble,

you keep calling him my stepson

not your nephew.

Have you noticed?

What are you saying?

What has he done this time?

What did they suspend you for?

Gambling?

You don't want to talk?

Why have you come then?

Not for more money, I hope.

Times of supporting your follies are over.

I sold this place.

I'm going back to France.

Can't help with your debts.

You can take some of the family heirlooms.

This was your home too.

Before you gambled it all away.

These are quite exquisite.

Your grandma got them during her London honeymoon.

Isn't that so?

Cutlery?

Stop.

Please stop!

I've never lied.

Not to you, not to your father.

I know.

Why did you run away?

What have you done?

IO!