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(dark rock music)
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(dark tense music)
(crickets chirping)
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(electricity zapping)
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(wires sparking)
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(truck engine rumbling)
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(wires sparking)
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- This is Willis up
here at the substation.
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There seems to be a problem here.
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It must be that new
radio station kicking in.
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I'm gonna check it out.
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(keys clinking)
(chain rattling)
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(electricity zapping)
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(fungus squelching)
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Holy shit!
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(vortex whirring)
(Willis screaming)
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(upbeat polka music playing)
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- We're outside the modest studios
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of radio station KDUL,
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just about the last place
you'd expect to find
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America's most controversial
rock and roll disc jockey,
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but he's here, and this man hired him.
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It all began when Vernon L. Locknut,
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KDLU's owner, discovered that
his tiny all-polka station
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was actually authorized
to broadcast nationwide
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on a clear channel.
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- That's right, Lisa.
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We broadcast over 666
kilohertz on the AM band.
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Now because of the superstition
about the number 666,
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we're the only 666 in the entire country!
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- Thank you, Vernon.
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And so this morning with a
new 50,000 watt transmitter
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installed and tested, chief
engineer Corky Bradford
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threw the switch, and super
station 66 was on the air.
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Signing on with a 66 hour marathon shift,
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rock radio's most notorious
DJ, Dangerous Dan O'Dare,
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returns to the airwaves
after a six month suspension
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by the FCC.
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- Hmm.
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Lisa, I've got my radio here
tuned to super station 66,
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and listen to this.
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(polka music playing)
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I thought Dan O'Dare
was a rock and roller.
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- Well, what you're listening to
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is a typical Dan O'Dare stunt.
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♪ Oh how the lady just
loves to feel her boy ♪
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- Look, folks, come on.
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You're in polka hell,
and I'm in polka hell,
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but I'm not changing this record
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until someone guesses the right number.
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So please, ladies and
gentlemen, pick up your phone,
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and let's get some rock
and roll going in here.
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Somebody please!
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This stuff is killing me!
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- [Caller 1] Dan, try eight to the right,
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two to the left, 14 to the right.
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- All right, 14.
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(chain rattling)
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No.
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No, no, no, no!
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Come on, people!
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Lisa what's her face is
here for my big interview,
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and the way these chains
are wrapped between my legs
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is making her microphone throb.
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- [Caller 2] Hi Dan!
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Seven right, 25 left, 30 right.
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(chains rattling)
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- No.
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No, it doesn't work.
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People, I'm trying to give away
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a Sukiyama off road convertible.
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For 20 hours, I've been
chained to the wall.
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Just three numbers is all I need,
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just three numbers!
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Somebody give me three numbers!
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- Chains, huh?
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Not a bad gimmick.
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Dan O'Dare, welcome to "Day and Night"
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with Flip Humble.
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- Thanks, Flip.
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Welcome to polka hell.
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- What happens if no one
guesses the combination?
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- I'll die in these chains
before I take them off.
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And this polka record
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will keep playing till the bitter end.
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But don't worry, Flip.
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I'm sure some moron out there will get it.
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- I'm gonna win that convertible.
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- Peanut!
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If you don't turn off
that stupid polka music,
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I'm gonna go bug-eyed crazy!
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- Thanks, darling.
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(polka music playing over radio)
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God damn.
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Grits!
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Why don't you get a haircut?
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- Hey, good buddy.
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This is Peanut over at
Peanut's Truck Stop,
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open 24 hours, just like you.
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(feedback whining)
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(all shouting)
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- Peanut, what are you
doing, a commercial?
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Turn down your radio.
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Thank you.
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Now give me a combination.
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- 16 right.
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Four left.
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38 right.
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♪ Now I am so happy on my little farm ♪
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(Dan sighs)
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- No.
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No, sorry, Peanut.
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We're still locked in here.
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Look, people, I have time for
just a few more hopeful calls.
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- Dan, your last job in radio
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got you in a lot of trouble.
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What on earth were you thinking
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when you broadcast that
live sexual encounter
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between yourself and,
uh, KLSO's Drive Time
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traffic reporter police
sergeant Paula Day?
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- Like I told the FCC, Flip,
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it was an accident.
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- A rear ender, as I recall.
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- Bumper to bumper, Flip.
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(Flip chuckling)
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I was doing a little shoulder
work on the sergeant,
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and she rolled over, and
hit the On Air switch,
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and the rest is radio history, Flip.
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Excuse me a minute, Flip,
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I better take a few more calls.
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(band playing discordant music)
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- Bunny, your colleagues
are being very patient here,
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practicing after hours to
help you get your part down.
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The least you could do is give
us your undivided attention.
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- Just a minute, Mr. Baker,
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this is really important.
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(polka music playing)
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Hello?
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Dan?
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This is Bunny Bonner of
the Pahoota Panthers.
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- You sound like a real airhead, Bunny.
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Can you give me three numbers, Bunny?
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- How about 36, 22, 34?
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- You sound more interesting
than I thought there, Bunny.
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(chains rattle)
(Dan sighs)
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But no.
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No Sukiyama convertible for you, Bunny.
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Sorry.
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Flip, give me three numbers.
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- Me?
- Yeah, yeah, you.
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Why not?
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- Well, for some reason the numbers,
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uh, a one, and a two, and a three
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come to mind.
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- One, two, three.
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(polka music blaring)
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(lock clicks)
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(Dan laughing)
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I don't believe this!
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- It opened?
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- One, two, three.
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Why didn't anybody think of that before?
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- You mean I win the car?
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- Nature calls, everybody.
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I'm taking off the restraints now.
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(Dan whoops)
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I'm no longer chained to the wall!
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I can reach the old KDUL AM turntable
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where the last polka recording on earth
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has been playing nonstop
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for 20 hours and 14 minutes.
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(Dan whoops)
(record stops)
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Ladies and good gentlemen,
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you'll never hear another tuba horn
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on this frequency again.
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Cable world network
star Flip Humble did it.
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The all-polka format of KDUL AM is dead!
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Dangerous Dan O'Dare is on the loose,
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and super station 66 is on the air.
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(Dan whoops)
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(upbeat rock music playing)
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- Well, this turned out
to be a lucky interview
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for you, Flip.
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- Yeah, pretty amazing, huh? (chuckling)
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- Yes.
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But, of course, knowing you as I do,
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you'll probably want to
donate that car to charity
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to avoid any appearance of impropriety.
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- Time to cut to the news, Lisa.
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In our Late Late segment,
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tonight we're going to spend a half hour
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with Dan O'Dare as he
continues his marathon.
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Right now, here's Katrinka Shinkalova
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with the world news update.
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- The rush of UFO sightings in California
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is due to weather balloons,
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according to US Department of Defense.
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(upbeat rock music playing)
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- Great moment in TV history, huh?
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- You may think so, Mr. Locknut,
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but I am calling the head
of programming at CWN,
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because I think he needs
to know about this scam.
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- Scam?
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What scam?
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(knocking on glass)
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- Lisa, I'll be back in a
half an hour with burgers.
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- Three cheeseburgers and a diet, okay?
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- Right, got it.
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- I knew there was an angle behind it
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when I got this assignment.
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This is the sleaziest
piece of reverse payola
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I've ever seen!
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- Payola?
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What payola?
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- Oh, come on.
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You know what I'm talking about.
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- No I don't!
- Yes, you do!
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- No I don't!
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- Yes you do.
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- Hey, hey wait a minute!
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- Keep that tuner at 66, baby,
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the only place on the
dial where you'll hear-
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- [Sound Box] The
Dangerous Dan O'Dare Show!
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- The only place where
we absolutely guarantee-
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- [Sound Box] You'll
never hear another polka
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on this frequency!
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- Now let's take a little
break, ladies and gentlemen.
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I gotta go see a man about a dog.
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How about-
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- [Sound Box] Six hits in a row
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on Super Station 66!
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- I assure you, Miss Cummings,
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that is not the way we
operate here at KDUL AM.
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- Well I assure you that that
is not the way it appears.
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- Hey.
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What's going on, you guys?
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- Well, she was gonna tell me-
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- You, ah ah!
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You bribed Flip Humble to promote
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this stupid marathon on CWN.
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You rigged the contest.
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Ah.
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- Lisa, wait!
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- Hey, where you going?
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- Lisa, wait.
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(Lisa groaning)
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Lisa, come on, listen.
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- Look, nobody's gonna be shocked
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by anything you do, Mr. O'Dare.
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But I have my own
reputation, my own ethics.
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I will not allow myself to be implicated
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in this patently dishonest promotion.
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- You think I wanted Flip to win that car?
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The chains and polka schtick was good
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for another 24 hours.
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Look.
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I've-I've done some stupid things.
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I've made a lot of mistakes in my life.
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And that's why I'm out here
in the middle of nowhere.
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But this is my one chance to start over.
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00:14:20,205 --> 00:14:22,355
You know, and I'm not gonna blow that
265
00:14:22,355 --> 00:14:24,245
for Flip Humble or anybody.
266
00:14:27,935 --> 00:14:29,795
- Well if you and Flip
are up to something shady,
267
00:14:29,795 --> 00:14:31,245
at least it backfired on you.
268
00:14:32,915 --> 00:14:35,645
- So the Late Late interview's still on?
269
00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:36,475
- Okay.
270
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:38,855
But if I find out this contest was rigged,
271
00:14:38,855 --> 00:14:41,075
I'm going straight to the FCC.
272
00:14:43,025 --> 00:14:45,775
- May lightning strike me if I'm lying.
273
00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:46,865
(Lisa chuckles)
274
00:14:46,865 --> 00:14:49,445
(UFO whirring)
275
00:14:50,795 --> 00:14:51,625
- Look!
276
00:14:53,245 --> 00:14:55,745
(tense music)
277
00:14:57,165 --> 00:14:58,545
It's incredible!
278
00:14:58,545 --> 00:14:59,785
- What?
279
00:14:59,785 --> 00:15:02,205
- Come on, over there!
280
00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:05,525
It was like spinning
colored lights coming down
281
00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:06,605
right over you.
282
00:15:10,055 --> 00:15:11,135
(sighs) It's gone.
283
00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:12,815
- What's gone?
284
00:15:14,225 --> 00:15:15,355
- The UFO.
285
00:15:15,355 --> 00:15:16,185
- Oh.
286
00:15:16,185 --> 00:15:18,625
- We just got buzzed by a UFO.
287
00:15:19,945 --> 00:15:21,095
- No.
- I've gotta go get my camera!
288
00:15:21,095 --> 00:15:24,005
- Maybe it was some Air
Force deal, or something.
289
00:15:24,005 --> 00:15:27,695
- Oh yeah, Air Force from another planet!
290
00:15:27,695 --> 00:15:30,035
Oh Jesus, this is great!
(police sirens sounding)
291
00:15:30,035 --> 00:15:31,445
A real story!
292
00:15:31,445 --> 00:15:33,815
I'm right in the middle of it!
293
00:15:33,815 --> 00:15:34,645
Yes!
294
00:15:34,645 --> 00:15:36,955
(Lisa cheering)
295
00:15:36,955 --> 00:15:38,495
Yeah!
296
00:15:38,495 --> 00:15:39,495
Great!
297
00:15:39,495 --> 00:15:41,925
- [Vernon] Sheriff Hickman,
what are you doing here?
298
00:15:41,925 --> 00:15:44,715
Is-is there something wrong?
299
00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:45,555
- Sheriff!
300
00:15:46,505 --> 00:15:49,115
Lisa Cummings, CWN News, Sheriff.
301
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:49,945
It's a UFO.
302
00:15:51,005 --> 00:15:54,125
I saw it with my own two eyes.
303
00:15:54,125 --> 00:15:55,775
- Vernon, how do you like that?
304
00:15:55,775 --> 00:15:58,175
We got a UFO right here in Pahoota.
305
00:15:58,175 --> 00:16:01,565
And, uh, I'm sure you
have a witness for this?
306
00:16:01,565 --> 00:16:02,975
- Right here.
307
00:16:02,975 --> 00:16:05,075
- Sheriff, this is my star personality,
308
00:16:05,075 --> 00:16:08,405
and he's gotta get back
inside and on the air.
309
00:16:08,405 --> 00:16:10,615
- And you saw this, uh, UFO?
310
00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:11,465
- Uh, no.
311
00:16:11,465 --> 00:16:12,935
Not me.
312
00:16:12,935 --> 00:16:13,765
- What?
313
00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:16,525
You were standing right next to me.
314
00:16:16,525 --> 00:16:18,545
- Well sorry, I didn't see it.
315
00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:19,415
- Yes he did.
316
00:16:19,415 --> 00:16:22,055
- Now Miss Cummings, I hope that you'll be
317
00:16:22,055 --> 00:16:23,855
as responsible as this gentleman,
318
00:16:23,855 --> 00:16:25,265
and won't start spreading rumors
319
00:16:25,265 --> 00:16:26,645
and creating a panic.
320
00:16:26,645 --> 00:16:30,645
- As responsible as
Bumper to Bumper O'Dare?
321
00:16:31,535 --> 00:16:33,155
- [Officer Over Radio]
Sheriff Hickman, you read me?
322
00:16:33,155 --> 00:16:34,985
We got some kinda
trouble out at Nut Creek.
323
00:16:34,985 --> 00:16:36,475
- How could you say you didn't see it?
324
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:37,605
- Because I didn't!
325
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:39,525
And besides, I don't believe in UFOs.
326
00:16:39,525 --> 00:16:41,555
- [Officer Over Radio]
Weird lights out that way!
327
00:16:41,555 --> 00:16:44,225
- Sounds like a lot of people
are seeing things tonight.
328
00:16:44,225 --> 00:16:45,575
I'm by the sub station now.
329
00:16:45,575 --> 00:16:46,925
I'll go check it out.
330
00:16:46,925 --> 00:16:48,765
- Sheriff, I know it sounds crazy,
331
00:16:48,765 --> 00:16:50,735
but I could take you to the spot.
332
00:16:50,735 --> 00:16:53,525
- Why don't you just stay
here on this little spot,
333
00:16:53,525 --> 00:16:54,875
and you watch those UFO's?
334
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,115
I got work to do.
335
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:58,595
(Lisa sighs)
336
00:16:58,595 --> 00:16:59,675
Oh, and Vernon.
337
00:17:00,935 --> 00:17:02,285
I'm going to be really ticked off
338
00:17:02,285 --> 00:17:04,535
if I find out this is
just a publicity stunt.
339
00:17:08,345 --> 00:17:09,785
- Hey, hey, hey!
340
00:17:12,905 --> 00:17:14,335
- Lisa, wait.
341
00:17:14,335 --> 00:17:16,445
Uh, what about my 30 minute interview?
342
00:17:16,445 --> 00:17:19,205
- I'm gonna miss the
biggest story in history
343
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,115
to do a puff piece on a DJ?
344
00:17:22,115 --> 00:17:25,445
Maybe you can buy Flip
Humble with a car, Dan,
345
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,815
but you can't buy me at any price.
346
00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:30,365
(Dan laughs)
347
00:17:30,365 --> 00:17:32,885
- Okay, all right.
348
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,735
So I promised Flip a car
to get on the program-
349
00:17:34,735 --> 00:17:36,165
- Oh, I knew it!
- But there's a reason!
350
00:17:36,165 --> 00:17:37,295
- Why didn't you say so?
- There's a reason-
351
00:17:37,295 --> 00:17:38,615
- How dare you?
- Can I tell you the reason?
352
00:17:38,615 --> 00:17:39,445
- Well, please do!
353
00:17:39,445 --> 00:17:41,795
- Because, not for ratings.
354
00:17:41,795 --> 00:17:43,025
It-it was because,
355
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:48,515
it was because he-he promised to send you,
356
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:51,575
and I wanted to meet you.
357
00:17:51,575 --> 00:17:53,165
(Lisa scoffs)
358
00:17:53,165 --> 00:17:54,665
- That is such a load of crap!
359
00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:57,665
And with everything I've
ever heard about you,
360
00:17:57,665 --> 00:17:59,535
I consider that an insult.
361
00:18:02,405 --> 00:18:03,995
- Okay.
362
00:18:03,995 --> 00:18:05,465
(Dan inhales)
363
00:18:05,465 --> 00:18:06,295
Okay.
364
00:18:07,205 --> 00:18:10,325
Who needs your stupid
cable network anyway?
365
00:18:10,325 --> 00:18:12,005
I'm gonna give you a lesson
366
00:18:12,005 --> 00:18:14,045
in the power of radio, lady.
367
00:18:14,915 --> 00:18:16,205
By the time this is over,
368
00:18:17,045 --> 00:18:19,245
you're gonna be begging
me for an interview.
369
00:18:21,865 --> 00:18:24,455
(Lisa exhales)
370
00:18:26,955 --> 00:18:28,265
(slams door)
371
00:18:28,265 --> 00:18:29,135
- Would you hurry up?
372
00:18:29,135 --> 00:18:31,685
Come on now, we've got a show to do.
373
00:18:31,685 --> 00:18:32,515
Let's go.
374
00:18:34,335 --> 00:18:35,385
(van engine starting)
375
00:18:35,385 --> 00:18:36,465
(Vernon knocks on door)
376
00:18:36,465 --> 00:18:37,295
Dan?
377
00:18:42,075 --> 00:18:44,575
(dog barking)
378
00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:49,905
(ominous rock music)
379
00:18:53,355 --> 00:18:57,025
(motorbike engine rumbling)
380
00:19:03,115 --> 00:19:06,615
(tense suspenseful music)
381
00:19:08,545 --> 00:19:13,545
(driver screaming)
(laser blasts)
382
00:19:19,015 --> 00:19:20,875
(casual rock music)
383
00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:22,355
- Dan O'Dare back with you
384
00:19:22,355 --> 00:19:25,385
in all new clear channel super station 66,
385
00:19:25,385 --> 00:19:27,155
and I gotta tell you, it sure feels good
386
00:19:27,155 --> 00:19:29,045
to be out of those chains, but hey,
387
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:31,815
don't you miss that polka?
388
00:19:31,815 --> 00:19:35,165
(canned boos and groans playing)
389
00:19:35,165 --> 00:19:38,195
Let's take some calls on
our national phone lines.
390
00:19:38,195 --> 00:19:40,205
You're on super station 66.
391
00:19:40,205 --> 00:19:43,055
- [Caller 3] Yeah, Dan,
did that cable TV jerk
392
00:19:43,055 --> 00:19:44,645
really win the car?
393
00:19:44,645 --> 00:19:46,115
- What a coincidence, huh?
394
00:19:46,115 --> 00:19:48,485
On live TV, right there
in front of everybody.
395
00:19:48,485 --> 00:19:49,805
- [Caller 3] Looked a little bogus to me.
396
00:19:49,805 --> 00:19:50,635
- Yeah.
397
00:19:50,635 --> 00:19:53,375
Well, sometimes truth is
stranger than fiction.
398
00:19:53,375 --> 00:19:54,245
Where you calling from?
399
00:19:54,245 --> 00:19:55,355
- [Caller 4] Marshall, Texas.
400
00:19:55,355 --> 00:19:58,025
What time's that interview
on CWN tonight, Dan?
401
00:19:58,025 --> 00:19:59,495
I want Flip to make me believe
402
00:19:59,495 --> 00:20:00,725
that deal wasn't rigged.
403
00:20:00,725 --> 00:20:03,635
- Another conspiracy theorist.
404
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:06,065
Did Flip Humble win that
car fair and square,
405
00:20:06,065 --> 00:20:08,645
or was Flip Humble the second
gun man in the grassy knoll?
406
00:20:08,645 --> 00:20:11,375
Did Flip Humble sabotage
Buddy Holly's plane?
407
00:20:11,375 --> 00:20:13,145
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
I'm sorry to tell you
408
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,565
that that live 30 minute
interview on the Late Late segment
409
00:20:16,565 --> 00:20:21,565
of Flip Humble's show has
suddenly been pre-empted.
410
00:20:21,785 --> 00:20:23,525
Miss Cummings suddenly decided
411
00:20:23,525 --> 00:20:26,495
that she had some late
breaking news to cover
412
00:20:26,495 --> 00:20:28,445
and canceled the interview,
413
00:20:28,445 --> 00:20:33,125
and wait til you hear
what the breaking news is.
414
00:20:33,125 --> 00:20:37,995
She saw a UFO.
415
00:20:37,995 --> 00:20:39,185
(gong chiming)
416
00:20:39,185 --> 00:20:41,045
Yoo-hoo, Lisa.
417
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:43,775
Lisa Cummings.
418
00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:46,955
If you're listening to
the Dan O'Chan show,
419
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:51,395
I want to remind you of
ancient Chinese proverb.
420
00:20:51,395 --> 00:20:54,545
Woman who chase after little green men
421
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:58,935
have to settle for little green pecker.
422
00:20:58,935 --> 00:21:00,395
(Lisa scoffs)
(Dan laughing)
423
00:21:00,395 --> 00:21:02,435
- God, that was funny.
424
00:21:02,435 --> 00:21:04,395
Oh, that was funny, Dan O'Dare.
425
00:21:05,815 --> 00:21:07,295
(tense music)
426
00:21:07,295 --> 00:21:10,655
- I could, I could, I couldn't. (sobbing)
427
00:21:10,655 --> 00:21:13,155
I couldn't tell what it
was, it was so bright!
428
00:21:13,155 --> 00:21:13,995
- Willis, it's me Sheriff Hickson-
429
00:21:13,995 --> 00:21:14,825
- Lord have mercy!
430
00:21:14,825 --> 00:21:15,775
Don't let them take me away!
431
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,345
(Willis sobbing)
- Tell me what happened.
432
00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,305
- I was so frightened, I couldn't see!
433
00:21:19,305 --> 00:21:21,005
All I saw was this light.
434
00:21:21,005 --> 00:21:23,005
I was blind-
- Oh my god, what happened?
435
00:21:23,915 --> 00:21:26,525
- Something or someone assaulted Willis.
436
00:21:27,545 --> 00:21:29,225
- It poked me with some
kind of rod, or something.
437
00:21:29,225 --> 00:21:30,695
It was weird!
438
00:21:30,695 --> 00:21:31,595
Lights, noise.
439
00:21:31,595 --> 00:21:34,685
A flying saucer!
440
00:21:34,685 --> 00:21:37,115
- Miss Cummings, will you
get that camera out of here?
441
00:21:37,115 --> 00:21:37,955
- I'm sorry, Sheriff.
442
00:21:37,955 --> 00:21:39,965
The public has a right to hear this story.
443
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:41,165
- Well, the public will just have to wait
444
00:21:41,165 --> 00:21:42,855
until after my investigation.
445
00:21:42,855 --> 00:21:43,835
(Lisa sighs)
446
00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:46,475
- All right, but don't
forget, I saw this too.
447
00:21:46,475 --> 00:21:48,305
I'm not just an outsider here, Sheriff.
448
00:21:48,305 --> 00:21:50,105
I saw it, too.
449
00:21:50,105 --> 00:21:52,955
- Willis, when all this happened,
450
00:21:52,955 --> 00:21:54,265
before you went unconscious,
451
00:21:54,265 --> 00:21:55,175
(Willis whimpering)
452
00:21:55,175 --> 00:21:57,155
did this person, or-or thing,
453
00:21:57,155 --> 00:21:59,075
or whatever it was,
454
00:21:59,075 --> 00:22:00,815
did he bang you on the head?
455
00:22:00,815 --> 00:22:03,155
- It didn't bang me on
the head, I told you!
456
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,925
It poked me with some
kind of rod or something,
457
00:22:04,925 --> 00:22:06,115
right here in my chest!
458
00:22:06,115 --> 00:22:11,115
(Willis screaming)
(Lisa gasps)
459
00:22:12,475 --> 00:22:15,305
(fungus sizzling)
460
00:22:19,565 --> 00:22:21,905
- Where's that guys with my burgers?
461
00:22:21,905 --> 00:22:22,745
Sheesh!
462
00:22:32,165 --> 00:22:33,035
My cheeseburgers.
463
00:22:35,585 --> 00:22:36,415
Where's my diet?
464
00:22:39,615 --> 00:22:40,955
(rock music playing)
465
00:22:40,955 --> 00:22:42,425
- You cannot do this, Dan.
466
00:22:42,425 --> 00:22:45,335
It is not a good idea to
pick a fight with Flip Humble
467
00:22:45,335 --> 00:22:47,815
and the whole gosh darn
cable world network.
468
00:22:47,815 --> 00:22:50,165
- Flip Schmip, are you kidding me?
469
00:22:50,165 --> 00:22:52,085
Look at these phone lines.
470
00:22:52,085 --> 00:22:54,695
I could build the rest of
the marathon around it.
471
00:22:54,695 --> 00:22:55,525
Want some?
472
00:23:00,215 --> 00:23:01,745
- I'm going out for a few hours.
473
00:23:01,745 --> 00:23:03,905
Do me a favor, and make
sure he doesn't say anything
474
00:23:03,905 --> 00:23:05,885
that puts me into a lawsuit.
475
00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:07,885
- Hey, I'm an engineer, not an attorney.
476
00:23:14,945 --> 00:23:16,985
I got three cheeseburgers
here with lettuce and tomato.
477
00:23:16,985 --> 00:23:17,815
You want one?
478
00:23:17,815 --> 00:23:18,645
- No.
479
00:23:18,645 --> 00:23:20,855
Lettuce and tomato are far too healthy.
480
00:23:20,855 --> 00:23:22,025
I'm all set.
481
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,765
- Great, I'll take care of them.
482
00:23:25,725 --> 00:23:27,815
(crickets chirping)
(ominous music)
483
00:23:27,815 --> 00:23:29,465
- [Dan] Be careful America.
484
00:23:29,465 --> 00:23:32,265
You're listening to Dangerous Dan O'Dare
485
00:23:32,265 --> 00:23:33,925
on super station 66.
486
00:23:45,605 --> 00:23:46,435
- Dan?
487
00:23:46,435 --> 00:23:47,915
This is Peanut again.
488
00:23:47,915 --> 00:23:49,715
Uh listen, this might
sound a little kooky,
489
00:23:49,715 --> 00:23:51,155
but there's two truckers in here
490
00:23:51,155 --> 00:23:53,225
that swear they saw a flying saucer
491
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:55,505
circling over Pahoota tonight.
492
00:23:55,505 --> 00:23:59,135
- The entire populous of
Pahoota is out there tonight,
493
00:23:59,135 --> 00:24:00,455
ladies and gentlemen.
494
00:24:00,455 --> 00:24:04,075
We got truckers seeing UFOs.
495
00:24:04,075 --> 00:24:06,515
(canned laughter plays)
496
00:24:06,515 --> 00:24:10,475
Bunny's boyfriend, the
entire Pahoota football team,
497
00:24:10,475 --> 00:24:11,375
saw a UFO.
498
00:24:12,725 --> 00:24:14,615
(canned laughter plays)
499
00:24:14,615 --> 00:24:17,495
And CWN's puff piece correspondent,
500
00:24:17,495 --> 00:24:19,565
the distinguished Lisa Cummings,
501
00:24:19,565 --> 00:24:21,815
she's out there with his royal majesty,
502
00:24:21,815 --> 00:24:23,675
Sheriff Earl Hickman.
503
00:24:23,675 --> 00:24:25,595
They've not only seen a UFO,
504
00:24:25,595 --> 00:24:27,815
why they're chasing one!
505
00:24:27,815 --> 00:24:29,165
(canned laughter plays)
506
00:24:29,165 --> 00:24:30,995
But it doesn't surprise me, Corky,
507
00:24:30,995 --> 00:24:33,335
because I always knew that the first place
508
00:24:33,335 --> 00:24:35,375
that visitors from another planet
509
00:24:35,375 --> 00:24:38,135
would wanna hit when
they finally got to earth
510
00:24:38,135 --> 00:24:39,675
would be Pahoota!
511
00:24:41,735 --> 00:24:42,845
Home of-
512
00:24:42,845 --> 00:24:44,395
- [Sound Box] Super station 66!
513
00:24:46,215 --> 00:24:49,405
(eerie music playing)
514
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,325
66! 66! 66!
515
00:24:53,665 --> 00:24:55,375
- What the hell's going on?
516
00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,855
- I don't know, maybe it's
an earthquake or something.
517
00:24:57,855 --> 00:24:59,085
Holy shit!
518
00:24:59,085 --> 00:25:02,135
(equipment sparks and explodes)
519
00:25:02,135 --> 00:25:04,225
Don't panic, I'll fix it!
520
00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:10,785
(electricity zapping)
521
00:25:10,785 --> 00:25:14,115
(Dan rattles equipment)
522
00:25:15,435 --> 00:25:16,855
We're on the air!
523
00:25:18,015 --> 00:25:18,845
- Ladies and gentlemen,
524
00:25:18,845 --> 00:25:22,055
we're experiencing some
technical difficulties.
525
00:25:22,055 --> 00:25:23,885
Please stand by.
526
00:25:23,885 --> 00:25:28,885
(tense dramatic music)
(equipment sparking)
527
00:25:34,925 --> 00:25:36,215
- Okay!
528
00:25:36,215 --> 00:25:37,625
I got it.
529
00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:39,215
I got it under control.
530
00:25:39,215 --> 00:25:40,205
(Dan sighs)
531
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:44,415
- Nothing but the best for
Vernon L. Locknut, eh Cork?
532
00:25:44,415 --> 00:25:47,415
(creature growling)
533
00:25:49,775 --> 00:25:51,475
What the fuck?
534
00:25:51,475 --> 00:25:53,885
(door blasts open)
535
00:25:53,885 --> 00:25:54,885
(door crashes)
536
00:25:54,885 --> 00:25:56,465
Jesus Christ!
537
00:25:56,465 --> 00:25:59,305
(dark rock music)
538
00:26:03,045 --> 00:26:04,215
What the hell?
539
00:26:06,225 --> 00:26:08,815
(alien growls)
540
00:26:14,075 --> 00:26:16,955
- Hey pal, this is private property,
541
00:26:16,955 --> 00:26:19,625
and you're gonna have
to pay for that door!
542
00:26:19,625 --> 00:26:21,635
- Ladies and gentlemen, I
hope you can still hear me!
543
00:26:21,635 --> 00:26:23,525
There's something very
strange happening down here
544
00:26:23,525 --> 00:26:25,625
at our super station studios,
545
00:26:25,625 --> 00:26:26,885
and if this is a joke, I can tell you,
546
00:26:26,885 --> 00:26:28,325
we don't think it's very funny.
547
00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:29,375
- It's not very funny!
548
00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:30,365
- Do something, Corky!
549
00:26:30,365 --> 00:26:31,355
- Well what do you want me to do?
550
00:26:31,355 --> 00:26:32,795
- I don't know, hit it with something!
551
00:26:32,795 --> 00:26:34,765
- Mr. Locknut is gonna shit!
552
00:26:34,765 --> 00:26:36,475
Oh my god, look at that, look at that!
553
00:26:36,475 --> 00:26:38,065
A real live robot!
554
00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:39,655
(Corky screams)
- It's coming at us!
555
00:26:39,655 --> 00:26:41,235
Somebody call the cops!
- Help!
556
00:26:41,235 --> 00:26:43,365
- (screams) Call the cops!
- Help!
557
00:26:43,365 --> 00:26:44,195
Help!
558
00:26:50,195 --> 00:26:52,365
(Willis screaming)
559
00:26:52,365 --> 00:26:53,605
- [Willis] It's all over my body!
560
00:26:53,605 --> 00:26:55,015
It's like pea soup!
- Okay!
561
00:26:55,015 --> 00:26:55,955
- Oh god, oh god!
562
00:26:55,955 --> 00:26:56,895
I have cooties!
563
00:26:56,895 --> 00:26:58,075
Oh my god, help me!
564
00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,255
Oh my god!
565
00:26:59,255 --> 00:27:01,135
Oh, my bones can't take anymore!
566
00:27:01,135 --> 00:27:02,955
Okay, okay, okay!
567
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:03,795
- Look, Flip, I don't
know what's going on.
568
00:27:03,795 --> 00:27:07,385
That's exactly what I'm trying
to find out, for god's sake.
569
00:27:07,385 --> 00:27:09,665
Just get off my back, will you Flip?
570
00:27:09,665 --> 00:27:11,515
I'm at the hospital and I'm going in.
571
00:27:12,385 --> 00:27:13,255
- (panting) No, get away from me!
572
00:27:14,375 --> 00:27:15,215
No!
573
00:27:16,085 --> 00:27:19,025
(Willis screaming)
574
00:27:19,025 --> 00:27:21,425
- Will you listen, dammit?
575
00:27:21,425 --> 00:27:22,865
Moon has disappeared.
576
00:27:22,865 --> 00:27:26,195
I'm all by myself here,
working on what could be
577
00:27:26,195 --> 00:27:29,735
the biggest story in history, Flip.
578
00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:32,195
Send me another crew before
the networks get here
579
00:27:32,195 --> 00:27:34,175
and blow us out of the water.
580
00:27:34,175 --> 00:27:35,005
- [Flip] Lisa come on.
581
00:27:35,005 --> 00:27:36,065
If you want to keep your job,
582
00:27:36,065 --> 00:27:37,205
you'll find Moon and be ready
583
00:27:37,205 --> 00:27:39,605
with the live interview
for the morning segment.
584
00:27:40,775 --> 00:27:43,775
(Lisa sighs)
585
00:27:43,775 --> 00:27:47,145
(Willis screaming)
586
00:27:47,145 --> 00:27:48,515
- [Dan] Please contact
Sheriff Earl Hickman at once!
587
00:27:48,515 --> 00:27:49,745
We need assistance!
588
00:27:49,745 --> 00:27:52,475
- 911, help!
- Look at that thing!
589
00:27:52,475 --> 00:27:54,375
Looks like some kind of weapon.
590
00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,825
- A weapon!
- He's raising it.
591
00:27:55,825 --> 00:27:56,745
Pointing it at us!
592
00:27:56,745 --> 00:27:58,425
(both screaming)
593
00:27:58,425 --> 00:27:59,255
- Help!
594
00:28:00,955 --> 00:28:02,945
Help us!
(Dan screaming)
595
00:28:02,945 --> 00:28:04,945
Oh my god, help me!
596
00:28:04,945 --> 00:28:06,745
Help!
597
00:28:06,745 --> 00:28:08,495
(electricity whirring)
598
00:28:08,495 --> 00:28:09,375
(radio frequency garbling)
599
00:28:09,375 --> 00:28:10,205
- [Dan] What's he doing?
600
00:28:18,375 --> 00:28:19,865
- Ah!
601
00:28:19,865 --> 00:28:20,915
What are you doing here?
602
00:28:20,915 --> 00:28:22,295
- I'm sorry, miss.
603
00:28:22,295 --> 00:28:24,065
Excuse me, it's important.
604
00:28:24,065 --> 00:28:26,555
I-I just need to listen to this.
605
00:28:27,515 --> 00:28:28,385
- [Dan] Ladies and gentlemen,
606
00:28:28,385 --> 00:28:29,615
I know this sounds crazy,
607
00:28:29,615 --> 00:28:31,985
but the super station
studios have been taken over
608
00:28:31,985 --> 00:28:34,065
by creatures from another planet.
609
00:28:34,065 --> 00:28:35,355
(tense ominous music)
610
00:28:35,355 --> 00:28:37,805
Nothing would sound better
right now than some sirens.
611
00:28:37,805 --> 00:28:39,185
- Yeah man, come on.
- Come on, you guys!
612
00:28:39,185 --> 00:28:40,185
Let's go!
613
00:28:40,185 --> 00:28:42,235
- [Corky] We need some help in here, man!
614
00:28:43,595 --> 00:28:45,645
- The big one's got a space suit,
615
00:28:47,315 --> 00:28:49,475
like this big, bumpy head,
616
00:28:50,455 --> 00:28:53,625
it looks like a turd
with a porthole window.
617
00:28:53,625 --> 00:28:56,315
(Ginger laughs)
618
00:28:56,315 --> 00:28:58,285
- There's this little rusty robot,
619
00:28:58,285 --> 00:29:01,045
and I can see his brain, man! (groans)
620
00:29:01,045 --> 00:29:03,295
(robot whirring)
621
00:29:03,295 --> 00:29:05,095
- Corky and I are going to
go in for a better look.
622
00:29:06,385 --> 00:29:11,385
(tense music)
(robot whirring)
623
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:13,185
The big one.
624
00:29:14,465 --> 00:29:15,775
The big one's putting
something on the console.
625
00:29:18,355 --> 00:29:20,285
It-it looks like,
626
00:29:21,255 --> 00:29:22,995
it looks like a bomb.
627
00:29:22,995 --> 00:29:24,675
(Dan and Corky screaming)
628
00:29:24,675 --> 00:29:28,145
(laser zapping)
629
00:29:28,145 --> 00:29:30,205
(Dan and Corky screaming)
630
00:29:30,205 --> 00:29:31,725
- (laughing) Can you believe this guy?
631
00:29:31,725 --> 00:29:34,785
What a maniac! (giggles)
632
00:29:34,785 --> 00:29:39,785
(soft music playing)
(tissue squelching)
633
00:29:41,915 --> 00:29:44,705
- Well, we'll have to run
some tests to be sure,
634
00:29:44,705 --> 00:29:48,365
but it looks like the
nastiest case of Tinea Cruris
635
00:29:48,365 --> 00:29:49,775
I've ever seen.
636
00:29:49,775 --> 00:29:51,425
- Tin-Tinea Cruris?
637
00:29:52,975 --> 00:29:53,815
- Mm-hmm.
638
00:29:54,905 --> 00:29:56,615
Commonly known as jock itch.
639
00:29:58,325 --> 00:30:00,605
- Doctor, give me a call
when you get the results,
640
00:30:00,605 --> 00:30:02,135
and be careful about what you say.
641
00:30:02,135 --> 00:30:03,935
There's some reporter
from cable world news
642
00:30:03,935 --> 00:30:05,045
hanging around here.
643
00:30:05,045 --> 00:30:07,805
Whatever you do, don't
let her get near Willis.
644
00:30:11,395 --> 00:30:12,635
- [Announcer Over PA] Calling Dr. Howard,
645
00:30:12,635 --> 00:30:14,005
Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.
646
00:30:14,005 --> 00:30:17,425
Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard.
647
00:30:20,045 --> 00:30:21,395
- When can I interview Willis, Sheriff?
648
00:30:21,395 --> 00:30:22,535
- He's under sedation.
649
00:30:22,535 --> 00:30:24,585
- What about reports of other sightings?
650
00:30:24,585 --> 00:30:27,215
- We'll check on everything in due time.
651
00:30:27,215 --> 00:30:29,965
Right now, I'm going home to bed.
652
00:30:35,405 --> 00:30:37,825
(Lisa sighs)
653
00:30:40,975 --> 00:30:42,275
- Sheriff!
654
00:30:42,275 --> 00:30:43,595
Sheriff!
655
00:30:43,595 --> 00:30:45,155
Okay look, Sheriff.
656
00:30:46,025 --> 00:30:50,105
Off the record, is there
anything else you can tell me?
657
00:30:50,105 --> 00:30:51,725
- Right now, I'm
operating under the theory
658
00:30:51,725 --> 00:30:54,225
that someone's having fun
at the public's expense.
659
00:30:55,615 --> 00:30:56,855
- But I saw it.
660
00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:58,565
- Lights, just lights, Miss Cummings.
661
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,335
Weird lights in the sky doesn't mean
662
00:31:00,335 --> 00:31:02,765
that we're being invaded
by flying saucers.
663
00:31:02,765 --> 00:31:04,475
- But my cameraman has disappeared.
664
00:31:04,475 --> 00:31:05,455
What about him?
665
00:31:05,455 --> 00:31:08,375
- If he's got any sense, he's
checked himself into a motel,
666
00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:10,845
which is exactly what I suggest you do.
667
00:31:10,845 --> 00:31:11,765
(Lisa scoffs)
668
00:31:11,765 --> 00:31:13,625
- I'm not leaving here
until I get that interview
669
00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,485
with Willis, Sheriff!
670
00:31:15,485 --> 00:31:18,725
- Suit yourself, but when you
find out what his problem is,
671
00:31:18,725 --> 00:31:20,575
I think you're gonna be disappointed.
672
00:31:21,605 --> 00:31:26,605
(engine starts)
(dark tense music)
673
00:31:33,865 --> 00:31:38,865
(equipment hissing)
(aliens breathing heavily)
674
00:31:46,115 --> 00:31:51,115
(robot sniffing)
(mechanical beeping)
675
00:31:54,575 --> 00:31:55,625
(robot sniffs)
676
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:56,455
- Jesus!
677
00:31:58,745 --> 00:31:59,735
Corky!
- What?
678
00:31:59,735 --> 00:32:01,575
- Corky, wake up!
- What happened?
679
00:32:01,575 --> 00:32:02,515
- Come on, Corky.
680
00:32:02,515 --> 00:32:03,685
We gotta hide.
681
00:32:05,645 --> 00:32:08,395
(alien growling)
682
00:32:10,365 --> 00:32:11,615
- Jesus Christ.
683
00:32:17,225 --> 00:32:20,225
Look what they've done to my studio!
684
00:32:21,405 --> 00:32:22,655
My transmitter!
685
00:32:25,065 --> 00:32:26,885
It, (groans), it's burning up,
686
00:32:26,885 --> 00:32:29,435
but I-I can't turn it off!
687
00:32:31,545 --> 00:32:33,755
(bangs on phone)
688
00:32:33,755 --> 00:32:34,705
- Oh, phone's dead.
689
00:32:40,445 --> 00:32:41,925
People, this is Dan O'Dare.
690
00:32:44,405 --> 00:32:47,195
(alien squelching)
691
00:32:47,195 --> 00:32:49,955
I don't know if we're still on the air,
692
00:32:49,955 --> 00:32:51,725
everything in the studio,
693
00:32:51,725 --> 00:32:53,525
all the equipment, everything is covered
694
00:32:53,525 --> 00:32:58,385
in this weird, green, fungus-like stuff.
695
00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:01,915
Even the door,
696
00:33:01,915 --> 00:33:03,515
the door's covered in fungus.
697
00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:04,955
Corky and I are locked in here.
698
00:33:04,955 --> 00:33:06,005
We can't get out.
699
00:33:07,925 --> 00:33:10,265
The alien, and the robot,
700
00:33:11,705 --> 00:33:13,745
just a few feet away.
701
00:33:13,745 --> 00:33:16,775
Totally preoccupied with
some weird equipment
702
00:33:16,775 --> 00:33:18,025
that they have with them.
703
00:33:19,145 --> 00:33:20,255
Just a minute ago,
704
00:33:21,275 --> 00:33:22,535
they zapped me and Corky.
705
00:33:23,855 --> 00:33:25,455
Now they're totally ignoring us.
706
00:33:28,445 --> 00:33:29,905
This phone is lit up.
707
00:33:31,045 --> 00:33:33,515
I'm gonna try and contact
the outside world.
708
00:33:40,115 --> 00:33:42,455
Ah, thank god the phone's working,
709
00:33:42,455 --> 00:33:44,095
- [Caller 5] Hey, great show Dan!
710
00:33:44,095 --> 00:33:45,945
- You can hear me?
711
00:33:45,945 --> 00:33:46,805
We're still on the air?
712
00:33:46,805 --> 00:33:48,005
- Talk to them!
713
00:33:48,005 --> 00:33:49,265
Tell them, tell them we need help!
714
00:33:49,265 --> 00:33:50,705
- Okay, well listen.
715
00:33:50,705 --> 00:33:52,445
This isn't a show anymore, okay?
716
00:33:52,445 --> 00:33:54,025
We desperately need help here.
717
00:33:54,025 --> 00:33:55,865
- [Caller 5] Not much I
can do for you in Nebraska,
718
00:33:55,865 --> 00:33:58,185
Dan, but if you're free on
Saturday night, I'd sure-
719
00:33:58,185 --> 00:33:59,545
- Hello?
- Way to go, Dan-
720
00:33:59,545 --> 00:34:00,895
- Hello?
- Hi, I love you-
721
00:34:00,895 --> 00:34:02,135
- Hello?
- This is great, Dan!
722
00:34:02,135 --> 00:34:03,075
- Hello?
723
00:34:03,075 --> 00:34:04,085
- You just turned off all the blinkers.
724
00:34:04,085 --> 00:34:05,345
We're still on full power.
725
00:34:05,345 --> 00:34:06,905
- Hello?
- We're on the air.
726
00:34:06,905 --> 00:34:10,145
- [Dan] Hello people,
somebody, please call the cops!
727
00:34:10,145 --> 00:34:11,755
Call Sheriff Hickman-
(robot squeaks)
728
00:34:11,755 --> 00:34:12,895
(alien growls)
I don't care!
729
00:34:12,895 --> 00:34:15,425
Just hang up the phone
so I can get a line out.
730
00:34:15,425 --> 00:34:16,445
- [Caller 6] We love your show!
731
00:34:16,445 --> 00:34:17,605
- They don't believe me.
732
00:34:19,295 --> 00:34:21,155
They think, they think
this is just a big joke.
733
00:34:21,155 --> 00:34:22,595
- Oh, come on.
734
00:34:22,595 --> 00:34:24,695
- I can't even get a line out to call 911.
735
00:34:25,895 --> 00:34:27,515
Corky.
736
00:34:27,515 --> 00:34:28,595
Corky, you talk to them.
737
00:34:28,595 --> 00:34:30,635
They don't believe me,
maybe they'll believe you.
738
00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:32,795
- Hello, hello out there.
739
00:34:32,795 --> 00:34:33,685
This is Corky Bradford,
740
00:34:33,685 --> 00:34:36,245
the-the chief engineer at KDUL.
741
00:34:36,245 --> 00:34:37,865
Mayday, mayday!
742
00:34:37,865 --> 00:34:39,975
We're in trouble up here, folks!
743
00:34:39,975 --> 00:34:42,145
Father Flanagan, if you're listening,
744
00:34:42,145 --> 00:34:43,625
I promise I'm not lying this time!
745
00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,275
I'll never drink another beer!
746
00:34:45,275 --> 00:34:46,895
I'll never look at
another girlie magazine.
747
00:34:46,895 --> 00:34:48,335
- Corky, Corky, wait.
748
00:34:50,065 --> 00:34:51,525
What the hell are they doing?
749
00:34:51,525 --> 00:34:56,525
(alien growling)
(robot beeping)
750
00:35:00,415 --> 00:35:04,295
(electricity crackling)
751
00:35:04,295 --> 00:35:06,065
- This son of a bitch is crazier
752
00:35:06,065 --> 00:35:07,715
than a tree full of owls!
753
00:35:07,715 --> 00:35:08,805
(all shushing)
754
00:35:08,805 --> 00:35:10,945
- The big one was just
punishing the robot.
755
00:35:13,175 --> 00:35:15,225
And whatever they're doing, it's intense.
756
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,565
(alien growling)
757
00:35:23,605 --> 00:35:26,935
I'm going in for a closer look.
758
00:35:26,935 --> 00:35:30,355
(tense foreboding music)
759
00:35:34,945 --> 00:35:39,945
(robot beeping)
(alien growling)
760
00:36:04,645 --> 00:36:08,475
(exciting rock music playing)
761
00:36:17,165 --> 00:36:22,165
♪ Come on ♪
762
00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:28,575
♪ Soul searching for the truth ♪
763
00:36:28,575 --> 00:36:32,415
♪ Stranded on a ship of fools ♪
764
00:36:32,415 --> 00:36:36,465
♪ Tempest tossed on a sea of lies ♪
765
00:36:36,465 --> 00:36:39,805
♪ Who's making up these rules ♪
766
00:36:39,805 --> 00:36:43,895
♪ A false promise, a dirty deal ♪
767
00:36:43,895 --> 00:36:47,635
♪ You'll do anything for power ♪
768
00:36:47,635 --> 00:36:51,385
♪ But you're cut off
from everything real ♪
769
00:36:51,385 --> 00:36:54,905
♪ In your ivory tower ♪
770
00:36:54,905 --> 00:36:56,605
♪ Oh no ♪
771
00:36:56,605 --> 00:37:00,195
♪ The whole world's turning to greed ♪
772
00:37:00,195 --> 00:37:02,115
♪ And lust ♪
773
00:37:02,115 --> 00:37:04,075
♪ Oh yeah ♪
774
00:37:04,075 --> 00:37:05,825
♪ It's them or us ♪
775
00:37:05,825 --> 00:37:07,495
♪ Believe what you want ♪
776
00:37:07,495 --> 00:37:10,785
♪ But don't put your
trust in blind faith ♪
777
00:37:10,785 --> 00:37:13,055
♪ Time after time, it's a crime ♪
778
00:37:13,055 --> 00:37:14,055
♪ Yeah ♪
779
00:37:14,055 --> 00:37:15,475
♪ When the blind lead the blind ♪
780
00:37:15,475 --> 00:37:16,595
- Hey, what's going on?
781
00:37:16,595 --> 00:37:18,175
♪ So don't put your trust in blind faith ♪
782
00:37:18,175 --> 00:37:20,675
♪ Lies lead to lies every time ♪
783
00:37:20,675 --> 00:37:23,215
♪ And it's all in your mind ♪
784
00:37:23,215 --> 00:37:24,045
- Hey, what's the matter with Cookie?
785
00:37:24,045 --> 00:37:25,305
- Hey, what's wrong with her?
786
00:37:25,305 --> 00:37:28,165
♪ Beware of sleeping dogs ♪
787
00:37:28,165 --> 00:37:32,305
♪ They run with every pack ♪
788
00:37:32,305 --> 00:37:35,585
♪ Well, they'll lie right to your face ♪
789
00:37:35,585 --> 00:37:39,755
♪ And stab you in the back ♪
790
00:37:39,755 --> 00:37:42,675
♪ They only want to hide the truth ♪
791
00:37:42,675 --> 00:37:47,265
♪ And dig you deeper in the holes ♪
792
00:37:47,265 --> 00:37:50,545
♪ You better look before you leap ♪
793
00:37:50,545 --> 00:37:55,545
♪ 'Cause you can't trust a soul ♪
794
00:37:55,745 --> 00:37:59,455
♪ Well, they'd never believe you ♪
795
00:37:59,455 --> 00:38:03,105
♪ They just want to deceive you ♪
796
00:38:03,105 --> 00:38:06,765
♪ Ain't no rhyme or reason ♪
797
00:38:06,765 --> 00:38:10,675
♪ Just don't get taken for a fool ♪
798
00:38:10,675 --> 00:38:12,585
♪ Whoa ♪
799
00:38:37,435 --> 00:38:39,795
(all murmuring)
800
00:38:39,795 --> 00:38:42,795
♪ Time after time, it's a crime ♪
801
00:38:42,795 --> 00:38:45,025
♪ The blind lead the blind ♪
802
00:38:45,025 --> 00:38:46,695
♪ Don't put your trust in blind faith ♪
803
00:38:46,695 --> 00:38:50,145
♪ Lies lead to lies every time ♪
804
00:38:50,145 --> 00:38:52,615
♪ Well, it's all in your mind ♪
805
00:38:52,615 --> 00:38:53,805
♪ It's all in your mind ♪
806
00:38:53,805 --> 00:38:55,395
(air whooshes)
807
00:38:55,395 --> 00:38:57,385
(all shouting)
- Where did she go?
808
00:38:57,385 --> 00:38:59,155
(lightning zapping)
809
00:38:59,155 --> 00:39:01,115
♪ The blind lead the blind ♪
810
00:39:01,115 --> 00:39:06,115
(tense ominous music)
(alien growling)
811
00:39:12,625 --> 00:39:14,375
(air whooshes)
812
00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:16,955
(Cookie pants)
813
00:39:20,885 --> 00:39:25,045
(metallic clinking)
(alien growling)
814
00:39:25,045 --> 00:39:27,795
(robot whirring)
815
00:39:31,445 --> 00:39:32,855
- Dan!
816
00:39:32,855 --> 00:39:33,975
Help!
817
00:39:33,975 --> 00:39:35,225
Help!
818
00:39:35,225 --> 00:39:36,065
Help!
819
00:39:37,435 --> 00:39:39,305
- [Dan] Oh my god!
820
00:39:39,305 --> 00:39:41,375
They've got this girl,
821
00:39:41,375 --> 00:39:43,325
they've got a girl in a jar,
822
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:46,625
a 12-inch tall girl in a jar,
823
00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:48,125
and she just called my name.
824
00:39:49,775 --> 00:39:52,715
People, look people,
you've got to believe me,
825
00:39:52,715 --> 00:39:54,455
I-I know this sounds crazy,
826
00:39:54,455 --> 00:39:57,155
but I swear to god, it's true.
827
00:39:57,155 --> 00:39:58,355
- You've got to hear this DJ
828
00:39:58,355 --> 00:40:01,445
on the new radio station, Dr. Payne.
829
00:40:01,445 --> 00:40:02,945
- [Dan] Tell them what you see, Corky.
830
00:40:02,945 --> 00:40:03,925
- [Corky] Oh, man!
831
00:40:03,925 --> 00:40:05,225
- [Dan] Tell them what you
see so they believe us.
832
00:40:05,225 --> 00:40:07,075
- [Corky] It's a chick, man!
833
00:40:07,075 --> 00:40:08,615
It's a chick in a bottle!
834
00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:12,485
- [Dan] But it-it's not like
any bottle I've ever seen!
835
00:40:12,485 --> 00:40:17,345
It's like the bottle is
part of some kind of fungus.
836
00:40:17,345 --> 00:40:19,685
- This is the guy doing
the marathon in chains?
837
00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:21,095
- He got out of the chains.
838
00:40:21,095 --> 00:40:25,295
Now he's being held hostage by
an alien from another planet.
839
00:40:25,295 --> 00:40:27,335
- I can see the apparatus,
I can see the girl.
840
00:40:27,335 --> 00:40:29,165
She looks real.
841
00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:34,165
(tense ominous music)
(alien growling)
842
00:40:35,865 --> 00:40:38,665
(Cookie panting)
843
00:40:38,665 --> 00:40:41,495
(alien gibbering)
844
00:40:46,115 --> 00:40:47,855
He's looking at her with,
845
00:40:47,855 --> 00:40:49,735
as if she's some kind of a pet.
846
00:40:49,735 --> 00:40:53,015
- My god, Dan, that's Cookie
from Peanut's truck stop!
847
00:40:53,855 --> 00:40:55,145
They shrunk Cookie!
848
00:40:55,145 --> 00:40:56,435
I'm getting out of here!
849
00:40:56,435 --> 00:40:59,165
- No, no, Corky!
- Help!
850
00:40:59,165 --> 00:41:00,215
Let me out of here!
851
00:41:00,215 --> 00:41:01,455
Let me out of here!
852
00:41:01,455 --> 00:41:02,305
Let me out!
(alien growling)
853
00:41:02,305 --> 00:41:03,775
Let me out of here!
854
00:41:03,775 --> 00:41:05,625
Somebody open the door!
855
00:41:05,625 --> 00:41:06,615
Help!
856
00:41:06,615 --> 00:41:07,445
Help!
857
00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:10,125
- Corky!
858
00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:12,425
(alien growling)
859
00:41:12,425 --> 00:41:13,415
- Get away!
860
00:41:13,415 --> 00:41:14,425
Get away!
861
00:41:14,425 --> 00:41:15,415
Get away!
862
00:41:15,415 --> 00:41:18,465
(Corky screaming)
(electricity zapping)
863
00:41:18,465 --> 00:41:19,465
- No, Corky!
864
00:41:21,565 --> 00:41:24,315
(alien growling)
865
00:41:26,415 --> 00:41:30,085
(upbeat rock music playing)
866
00:41:32,855 --> 00:41:34,135
I'll just be, um.
867
00:41:34,135 --> 00:41:37,135
(Dan clears throat)
868
00:41:38,355 --> 00:41:41,275
(robot chattering)
869
00:41:46,815 --> 00:41:48,125
(Ginger laughs)
870
00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:49,475
- This is wild, isn't it?
871
00:41:50,435 --> 00:41:52,145
- The guy's a nut.
872
00:41:52,145 --> 00:41:54,045
Get me another swab, would you please?
873
00:41:56,955 --> 00:42:00,195
(Ginger screams)
(tense foreboding music)
874
00:42:00,195 --> 00:42:01,245
- What is it?
875
00:42:01,245 --> 00:42:03,075
- The fungus!
876
00:42:03,075 --> 00:42:06,165
- It's reacting to the radio.
877
00:42:06,165 --> 00:42:07,165
- Oh my god!
878
00:42:09,255 --> 00:42:12,255
(fungus squelching)
879
00:42:14,675 --> 00:42:18,005
(police sirens wailing)
880
00:42:21,725 --> 00:42:22,855
- There's the Sheriff.
- Go tell him
881
00:42:22,855 --> 00:42:23,695
- Hey.
882
00:42:23,695 --> 00:42:26,225
- Alright Peanut, what is going on here?
883
00:42:26,225 --> 00:42:27,665
- It's Cookie, Sheriff.
884
00:42:27,665 --> 00:42:28,505
She disappeared.
885
00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:29,945
- That's right.
- That's right.
886
00:42:29,945 --> 00:42:31,805
- You mean like she ran off?
887
00:42:31,805 --> 00:42:33,445
Like, with a trucker or something?
888
00:42:33,445 --> 00:42:34,355
- No, no.
- No.
889
00:42:34,355 --> 00:42:35,885
- No, she disappeared.
- That's right.
890
00:42:35,885 --> 00:42:37,085
- Poof, just like that.
891
00:42:37,085 --> 00:42:38,615
- Yeah, that's right.
892
00:42:38,615 --> 00:42:39,445
- One minute she's in there
893
00:42:39,445 --> 00:42:42,545
dancing around like a crazy
go-go girl, or something,
894
00:42:42,545 --> 00:42:44,585
and then the next minute,
she just vanishes.
895
00:42:44,585 --> 00:42:45,485
- That's right.
- Yeah.
896
00:42:45,485 --> 00:42:47,795
- Next thing we know,
this crazy DJ on the radio
897
00:42:47,795 --> 00:42:48,875
is saying he's got her over there
898
00:42:48,875 --> 00:42:50,615
in some glass bubble or, something.
899
00:42:50,615 --> 00:42:51,845
- [Trucker 1] That's the
god's truth, Sheriff.
900
00:42:51,845 --> 00:42:55,715
- Peanut, if you believe
a word that guy says,
901
00:42:55,715 --> 00:42:58,695
then you're a bigger nut
than I thought you were.
902
00:42:58,695 --> 00:42:59,525
(truckers murmuring)
903
00:42:59,525 --> 00:43:00,625
- [Officer Over Radio] Sheriff Hickman?
904
00:43:00,625 --> 00:43:01,745
- We all seen it.
- We all believe it.
905
00:43:01,745 --> 00:43:02,855
- It was in there.
- Sheriff?
906
00:43:02,855 --> 00:43:05,255
You've got a code 11 at
Pahoota County Hospital.
907
00:43:06,425 --> 00:43:08,015
- This is Sheriff Earl Hickman.
908
00:43:08,015 --> 00:43:10,345
What is the problem over there?
909
00:43:10,345 --> 00:43:11,185
- [Officer Over Radio] Dr. Payne called.
910
00:43:11,185 --> 00:43:14,855
He said something about a
fungus coming out of his radio?
911
00:43:14,855 --> 00:43:16,355
- I'm heading there now.
912
00:43:16,355 --> 00:43:18,875
You locate Mr. Vernon L. Locknut
913
00:43:18,875 --> 00:43:22,175
and tell him to get his butt
over to the station right away.
914
00:43:22,175 --> 00:43:25,625
They've caused about all the
trouble I'm gonna put up with.
915
00:43:25,625 --> 00:43:28,685
- I didn't know Corky
Bradford all that well.
916
00:43:28,685 --> 00:43:31,355
We just met the other
day when I showed up here
917
00:43:31,355 --> 00:43:33,125
to do this marathon.
918
00:43:35,445 --> 00:43:37,595
It seems like a long time ago.
919
00:43:37,595 --> 00:43:40,375
(dark tense music)
920
00:43:40,375 --> 00:43:41,215
(Dan sighs)
921
00:43:41,215 --> 00:43:45,665
A little while ago, Corky
fought with the aliens,
922
00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:50,645
trying to rescue a 12-inch
girl from a-a glass bubble.
923
00:43:50,645 --> 00:43:53,545
He recognized her as the
waitress from a local truck stop.
924
00:43:55,055 --> 00:43:57,125
Corky Bradford tried to save that girl.
925
00:43:59,015 --> 00:44:00,255
The aliens killed him
926
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:02,975
with electrical shock,
927
00:44:04,655 --> 00:44:08,015
then covered him in a hairy green fungus.
928
00:44:10,325 --> 00:44:12,335
Corky Bradford died a hero.
929
00:44:14,855 --> 00:44:16,445
I don't expect to die a hero,
930
00:44:18,415 --> 00:44:21,085
but I don't expect to get out
of this situation, either.
931
00:44:22,955 --> 00:44:24,635
Pretty soon, the aliens are gonna start
932
00:44:24,635 --> 00:44:26,105
to play that music again,
933
00:44:28,445 --> 00:44:29,895
and I have this funny feeling
934
00:44:31,775 --> 00:44:32,885
that whatever it is they're doing
935
00:44:32,885 --> 00:44:34,305
with that strange equipment
936
00:44:35,165 --> 00:44:36,765
has something to do with
937
00:44:37,715 --> 00:44:39,035
turning into the people
938
00:44:39,035 --> 00:44:40,835
that are listening to the station.
939
00:44:42,635 --> 00:44:44,225
I think it would be a good idea
940
00:44:44,225 --> 00:44:46,805
if everybody turned off their radios.
941
00:44:48,605 --> 00:44:50,285
I want you to stop listening
942
00:44:50,285 --> 00:44:53,855
to clear channel super station 66.
943
00:44:53,855 --> 00:44:55,235
- Stop listening?
944
00:44:55,235 --> 00:44:56,065
Oh my lord!
945
00:44:56,065 --> 00:44:57,695
What, have you gone nuts?
946
00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,985
(car whooshes)
947
00:45:00,985 --> 00:45:05,985
(alien growling)
(robot beeping)
948
00:45:08,305 --> 00:45:11,285
- [Bunny] Hi Dan, this is Bunny again.
949
00:45:11,285 --> 00:45:13,115
- Bunny will you get off that phone?
950
00:45:13,115 --> 00:45:14,405
And let's get to work!
951
00:45:14,405 --> 00:45:15,965
- Quiet, Mr. Baker!
952
00:45:17,905 --> 00:45:19,355
I love your show, Dan.
953
00:45:19,355 --> 00:45:21,965
It's really awesome.
954
00:45:21,965 --> 00:45:22,795
- Awesome?
955
00:45:23,645 --> 00:45:25,715
Dammit, Bunny you've got to believe me!
956
00:45:25,715 --> 00:45:28,445
Turn off your radio!
957
00:45:28,445 --> 00:45:30,495
- Well, why would I do a thing like that?
958
00:45:31,505 --> 00:45:32,335
- Because.
959
00:45:33,575 --> 00:45:35,045
(tense ominous music)
960
00:45:35,045 --> 00:45:37,115
Bunny, what are you wearing?
961
00:45:37,115 --> 00:45:38,585
- My favorite black mini,
962
00:45:38,585 --> 00:45:41,435
and the paisley top my boyfriend
gave me for my birthday.
963
00:45:42,385 --> 00:45:45,145
- Bunny, are you in a gym or something?
964
00:45:45,145 --> 00:45:47,135
- How did you know that?
965
00:45:47,135 --> 00:45:49,565
- Because the aliens have
you in their sights, Bunny!
966
00:45:49,565 --> 00:45:51,335
They're about to snatch
you through the air
967
00:45:51,335 --> 00:45:53,855
and shrink you into a glass bubble, Bunny.
968
00:45:53,855 --> 00:45:56,955
Turn off your radio before it's too late!
969
00:45:56,955 --> 00:45:59,185
(dark ominous music)
(alien growling)
970
00:45:59,185 --> 00:46:02,265
(mechanical beeping)
971
00:46:04,905 --> 00:46:08,825
(band playing soft rock music)
972
00:46:12,945 --> 00:46:17,945
♪ Alone in my body ♪
973
00:46:19,415 --> 00:46:24,415
♪ Alone in my head ♪
974
00:46:26,135 --> 00:46:31,135
♪ Dreaming of someone ♪
975
00:46:32,365 --> 00:46:37,365
♪ Here in my bed ♪
976
00:46:38,325 --> 00:46:42,395
♪ It feels so real ♪
977
00:46:42,395 --> 00:46:47,395
♪ It nearly drove me insane ♪
978
00:46:47,445 --> 00:46:51,655
♪ My body is different ♪
979
00:46:51,655 --> 00:46:56,655
♪ Racing through my brain ♪
980
00:46:56,785 --> 00:47:01,785
♪ Touching myself again,
touching myself again ♪
981
00:47:03,345 --> 00:47:06,305
♪ Hoping she'll be my friend ♪
982
00:47:06,305 --> 00:47:10,055
♪ I'm just touching myself a ♪
983
00:47:18,605 --> 00:47:22,985
♪ My eyes are glass ♪
984
00:47:22,985 --> 00:47:27,695
♪ And I'm looking at you ♪
985
00:47:27,695 --> 00:47:32,235
♪ Alone in this darkness ♪
986
00:47:32,235 --> 00:47:36,955
♪ And you know what I do. ♪
987
00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:41,955
♪ Touching myself again,
touching myself again ♪
988
00:47:43,545 --> 00:47:46,465
♪ Hoping she'll be my friend ♪
989
00:47:46,465 --> 00:47:51,385
♪ I'm just touching myself again ♪
990
00:47:51,385 --> 00:47:56,385
♪ Yeah, here I go now ♪
991
00:47:56,855 --> 00:48:01,025
♪ Whoa, look at you ♪
992
00:48:01,025 --> 00:48:04,655
♪ Whoa, here I go ♪
993
00:48:04,655 --> 00:48:09,655
♪ Whoa, oh you ♪
994
00:48:10,195 --> 00:48:13,735
♪ Yeah ♪
995
00:48:13,735 --> 00:48:16,785
♪ Here I go ♪
996
00:48:16,785 --> 00:48:20,125
♪ Oh, look at you, oh ♪
997
00:48:20,125 --> 00:48:23,215
♪ Here I come, yeah ♪
998
00:48:42,075 --> 00:48:46,745
♪ Alone in my body ♪
999
00:48:46,745 --> 00:48:51,365
♪ Alone in my head ♪
1000
00:48:51,365 --> 00:48:55,995
♪ Dreaming of you ♪
1001
00:48:55,995 --> 00:49:00,725
♪ Here in my bed ♪
1002
00:49:00,725 --> 00:49:04,705
♪ This feels so real ♪
1003
00:49:04,705 --> 00:49:09,345
♪ It fills my brains ♪
1004
00:49:09,345 --> 00:49:14,015
♪ So I'm ready for it ♪
1005
00:49:14,015 --> 00:49:19,015
♪ It's with me again ♪
1006
00:49:22,845 --> 00:49:27,025
♪ Here I go again ♪
1007
00:49:27,025 --> 00:49:31,575
♪ Whoa ♪
1008
00:49:31,575 --> 00:49:34,405
♪ Here I go again ♪
1009
00:49:36,455 --> 00:49:37,705
(air whooshes)
1010
00:49:37,705 --> 00:49:39,665
(all gasping)
1011
00:49:39,665 --> 00:49:42,745
(all murmuring)
1012
00:49:42,745 --> 00:49:47,745
(dark ominous music)
(robot beeping)
1013
00:49:47,965 --> 00:49:50,545
(air whooshes)
1014
00:49:51,465 --> 00:49:54,135
(Bunny gasping)
1015
00:49:56,975 --> 00:50:00,365
(Bunny screams)
1016
00:50:00,365 --> 00:50:02,725
(alien gibbering)
1017
00:50:02,725 --> 00:50:05,555
(Bunny screaming)
1018
00:50:06,845 --> 00:50:08,465
- It's incredible.
1019
00:50:08,465 --> 00:50:10,295
The fungus was actually responding
1020
00:50:10,295 --> 00:50:12,365
from the sounds coming
from this new super station
1021
00:50:12,365 --> 00:50:13,195
on the radio.
1022
00:50:13,195 --> 00:50:15,025
- Not now, Miss Cummings.
1023
00:50:15,025 --> 00:50:19,285
(rock music playing over radio)
1024
00:50:19,285 --> 00:50:23,095
(fungus squelching)
1025
00:50:23,095 --> 00:50:25,845
(gunshots fires)
1026
00:50:28,355 --> 00:50:31,175
- A final item in the news this morning.
1027
00:50:31,175 --> 00:50:35,105
Those UFO sightings in
California appear to be linked
1028
00:50:35,105 --> 00:50:39,305
to a publicity stunt, a stunt
that federal authorities
1029
00:50:39,305 --> 00:50:41,375
are now investigating.
1030
00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:44,555
Flip Humble will have more on this.
1031
00:50:44,555 --> 00:50:46,885
I am Katrinka Shinkalova.
1032
00:50:48,185 --> 00:50:50,375
- Good morning, and welcome
to the morning edition
1033
00:50:50,375 --> 00:50:52,235
of "Day and Night" with Flip Humble.
1034
00:50:52,235 --> 00:50:54,245
Everybody's talking about Dan O'Dare,
1035
00:50:54,245 --> 00:50:56,105
the super station 66 DJ,
1036
00:50:56,105 --> 00:50:58,295
who's got the nation rolling in the aisles
1037
00:50:58,295 --> 00:51:02,375
with his nonstop marathon
UFO hostage monologue.
1038
00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:05,885
CWN's Lisa Cummings is live on the scene.
1039
00:51:05,885 --> 00:51:06,935
What's going on now, Lisa?
1040
00:51:06,935 --> 00:51:09,275
- Well Flip, we are live
outside the studios,
1041
00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:12,275
and if I'm not always properly
framed in the picture,
1042
00:51:12,275 --> 00:51:14,495
that's because somehow last night,
1043
00:51:14,495 --> 00:51:17,225
in this mysterious set
of event unfolding here
1044
00:51:17,225 --> 00:51:19,745
in Pahoota, California, my camera man,
1045
00:51:19,745 --> 00:51:22,595
Moon Hashimoto, has disappeared.
1046
00:51:22,595 --> 00:51:24,995
And the situation here at super station 66
1047
00:51:24,995 --> 00:51:27,785
is growing more chaotic with each moment,
1048
00:51:27,785 --> 00:51:31,565
and strangely enough, some
of the wild crazy things
1049
00:51:31,565 --> 00:51:35,435
that Dan O'Dare is saying
are actually happening.
1050
00:51:35,435 --> 00:51:40,145
UFO sightings, strange,
fast-growing molds,
1051
00:51:40,145 --> 00:51:44,465
or fungus-like matter, and
the baffling disappearance
1052
00:51:44,465 --> 00:51:46,475
of local women.
1053
00:51:46,475 --> 00:51:48,845
Something's going on
here in Pahoota, Flip,
1054
00:51:48,845 --> 00:51:51,785
and it is no laughing matter.
1055
00:51:51,785 --> 00:51:52,615
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1056
00:51:52,615 --> 00:51:54,185
Hold on a minute, Lisa.
1057
00:51:54,185 --> 00:51:58,595
Are you saying you believe
all this UFO nonsense?
1058
00:51:58,595 --> 00:52:00,385
- Let's just say maybe so.
1059
00:52:00,385 --> 00:52:01,445
I mean-
1060
00:52:01,445 --> 00:52:02,275
- Sheriff Earl-
- Excuse me!
1061
00:52:02,275 --> 00:52:03,365
- Sheriff Earl Hickman here, Flip,
1062
00:52:03,365 --> 00:52:05,615
and what we've got here
is a hostage situation,
1063
00:52:05,615 --> 00:52:06,875
pure and simple.
1064
00:52:06,875 --> 00:52:09,245
We believe Dan O'Dare's got
one, maybe three people,
1065
00:52:09,245 --> 00:52:11,285
held up in there against their will.
1066
00:52:11,285 --> 00:52:13,685
Look, this all started out
as a silly publicity stunt,
1067
00:52:13,685 --> 00:52:15,635
and it's gotten totally out of control,
1068
00:52:15,635 --> 00:52:17,345
but I'll guarantee you,
we're here to make sure
1069
00:52:17,345 --> 00:52:18,405
we get it back under control.
1070
00:52:18,405 --> 00:52:19,245
- Okay, let me-
- You've gotta help
1071
00:52:19,245 --> 00:52:20,325
me out here, please.
- What?
1072
00:52:20,325 --> 00:52:21,155
- You've gotta do something, Sheriff.
1073
00:52:21,155 --> 00:52:22,215
- Let's go.
1074
00:52:22,215 --> 00:52:25,265
- He's gone completely
bonkers, for god's sake.
1075
00:52:25,265 --> 00:52:26,675
(tense music)
1076
00:52:26,675 --> 00:52:27,905
He's gonna ruin me!
1077
00:52:27,905 --> 00:52:29,665
- What about Cookie?
1078
00:52:29,665 --> 00:52:30,505
- Get outta here, Peanut.
1079
00:52:30,505 --> 00:52:32,045
- I'm telling you the-the
FCC has threatened
1080
00:52:32,045 --> 00:52:33,575
to revoke my license.
1081
00:52:33,575 --> 00:52:34,425
- How's it going?
1082
00:52:35,945 --> 00:52:36,935
- It's no use, Sheriff.
1083
00:52:36,935 --> 00:52:39,515
This green stuff seals up
as fast as I can cut it.
1084
00:52:39,515 --> 00:52:40,625
- There's got to be some other way in.
1085
00:52:40,625 --> 00:52:42,635
What about a trap door, or
a skylight or something?
1086
00:52:42,635 --> 00:52:43,465
- No, nothing!
1087
00:52:43,465 --> 00:52:45,365
You're gonna have to break
down the door, Sheriff.
1088
00:52:45,365 --> 00:52:46,295
- Okay, boys.
1089
00:52:46,295 --> 00:52:47,825
Bring in the battering ram.
1090
00:52:47,825 --> 00:52:50,985
(exciting rock music)
1091
00:52:52,365 --> 00:52:56,015
(banging on door)
1092
00:52:56,015 --> 00:52:58,145
- Whoa, wait a minute.
1093
00:52:58,145 --> 00:53:01,485
Something's happening outside the door.
1094
00:53:01,485 --> 00:53:04,685
Oh my god, I might finally
be getting some help here.
1095
00:53:09,765 --> 00:53:12,515
(alien growling)
1096
00:53:15,665 --> 00:53:17,165
Oh wait a minute, the aliens are onto it.
1097
00:53:17,165 --> 00:53:19,445
If-if whosever outside
the door can hear me,
1098
00:53:19,445 --> 00:53:20,975
don't come in right now!
1099
00:53:20,975 --> 00:53:21,935
Don't come in!
1100
00:53:21,935 --> 00:53:23,225
Don't come in the door!
1101
00:53:23,225 --> 00:53:26,465
If you come in the door right
now, you will be killed!
1102
00:53:26,465 --> 00:53:28,595
- That does it, he's
broadcasting death threats!
1103
00:53:28,595 --> 00:53:29,645
- What?
1104
00:53:29,645 --> 00:53:30,785
- How's that door coming?
1105
00:53:30,785 --> 00:53:32,435
- Giving it hell, Sheriff!
1106
00:53:32,435 --> 00:53:37,435
(banging on door)
(both grunting)
1107
00:53:40,795 --> 00:53:41,925
(fungus squelches)
- (screams) Look out!
1108
00:53:41,925 --> 00:53:44,675
(both screaming)
1109
00:53:45,785 --> 00:53:47,555
- How far away is Pahoota?
1110
00:53:48,545 --> 00:53:50,045
- Why?
1111
00:53:50,045 --> 00:53:52,235
Do you want to go there?
1112
00:53:52,235 --> 00:53:56,795
- Lisa Cummings has lost her
objectivity, if not her mind.
1113
00:53:56,795 --> 00:53:58,685
I wanna be there when they drag Dan O'Dare
1114
00:53:58,685 --> 00:53:59,945
outta that studio.
1115
00:53:59,945 --> 00:54:02,705
- You could make it for the
Late Late segment but, uh,
1116
00:54:04,265 --> 00:54:06,125
do you think it's worth it?
1117
00:54:06,125 --> 00:54:07,595
- Worth it?
1118
00:54:07,595 --> 00:54:10,505
That lunatic owes me a
Sukiyama convertible.
1119
00:54:10,505 --> 00:54:12,095
I'm getting the keys to that sucker
1120
00:54:12,095 --> 00:54:14,045
before they throw his ass in jail.
1121
00:54:15,985 --> 00:54:20,985
(people chatting)
(birds chirping)
1122
00:54:22,105 --> 00:54:24,765
(robot beeping)
1123
00:54:28,395 --> 00:54:31,145
(alien growling)
1124
00:54:34,775 --> 00:54:36,475
- I'm moving in for a closer look.
1125
00:54:38,295 --> 00:54:41,005
There must be some way to
free these captive women.
1126
00:54:41,005 --> 00:54:42,175
- Help!
- Help!
1127
00:54:44,775 --> 00:54:47,605
(robot beeping)
1128
00:54:47,605 --> 00:54:49,665
(alien growls)
1129
00:54:49,665 --> 00:54:50,605
(frequency humming)
1130
00:54:50,605 --> 00:54:51,725
Shit!
1131
00:54:51,725 --> 00:54:54,215
People, they're getting
ready to do it again.
1132
00:54:54,215 --> 00:54:55,685
Turn off your radios, people.
1133
00:54:55,685 --> 00:54:56,915
They're doing it again!
1134
00:55:04,115 --> 00:55:08,815
This fungus, it somehow
enables them to see people
1135
00:55:08,815 --> 00:55:11,045
who are listening to this frequency.
1136
00:55:13,355 --> 00:55:15,695
I'm looking directly into
the viewfinder right now,
1137
00:55:15,695 --> 00:55:19,865
and I see a girl, a
very, very pretty girl.
1138
00:55:19,865 --> 00:55:23,285
You're a-a nurse or something, right?
1139
00:55:23,285 --> 00:55:25,735
You're listening to me, aren't you?
1140
00:55:25,735 --> 00:55:28,235
Okay, well turn off your radio.
1141
00:55:28,235 --> 00:55:29,585
Don't you understand?
1142
00:55:29,585 --> 00:55:32,765
They tune in on girls who are
listening to the Danger Man.
1143
00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:37,155
Collecting beautiful women
1144
00:55:38,075 --> 00:55:40,565
over clear channel 66.
1145
00:55:41,935 --> 00:55:43,465
Turn off your radio!
1146
00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:44,915
Turn it off now before it's too late!
1147
00:55:46,285 --> 00:55:47,815
(dark ominous music)
1148
00:55:47,815 --> 00:55:49,145
- Hi kids, it's the Captain Happy Show
1149
00:55:49,145 --> 00:55:51,245
starring me, Captain Happy!
1150
00:55:51,245 --> 00:55:53,105
Let me get out my magic mirror.
1151
00:55:53,105 --> 00:55:57,225
I see Bobby, I see Susie, I see Billy.
1152
00:55:57,225 --> 00:56:01,315
(band playing upbeat rock music)
1153
00:56:06,255 --> 00:56:08,205
♪ Filled with joy this time of season ♪
1154
00:56:08,205 --> 00:56:10,515
♪ I'm always happy for no reason ♪
1155
00:56:10,515 --> 00:56:12,865
♪ The big red sun's shining down on me ♪
1156
00:56:12,865 --> 00:56:15,165
♪ This sweet little dirge of a melody ♪
1157
00:56:15,165 --> 00:56:17,525
♪ I love to run up to the fields ♪
1158
00:56:17,525 --> 00:56:19,755
♪ And tippy-toe through the daffodils ♪
1159
00:56:19,755 --> 00:56:22,045
♪ Mr. Butterfly, will you be my friend ♪
1160
00:56:22,045 --> 00:56:24,575
♪ Let me capture you in my little net ♪
1161
00:56:24,575 --> 00:56:28,875
♪ I'm so happy ♪
1162
00:56:28,875 --> 00:56:33,115
♪ I'm so happy ♪
1163
00:56:33,115 --> 00:56:37,405
♪ I'm so happy ♪
1164
00:56:37,405 --> 00:56:41,875
♪ I'm so happy ♪
1165
00:56:41,875 --> 00:56:44,475
♪ I'm so happy, they're
so happy, we're so happy ♪
1166
00:56:44,475 --> 00:56:45,655
♪ You are too ♪
1167
00:56:45,655 --> 00:56:47,405
♪ I'm so happy, they're so happy, ♪
1168
00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:49,525
♪ Wouldn't you like to be happy too ♪
1169
00:56:49,525 --> 00:56:52,235
♪ He's so happy, she's
so happy, me's so happy ♪
1170
00:56:52,235 --> 00:56:53,415
♪ Are you happy too ♪
1171
00:56:53,415 --> 00:56:55,115
♪ I'm so happy, they're so happy ♪
1172
00:56:55,115 --> 00:57:00,115
♪ Wouldn't you like to be happy, too ♪
1173
00:57:02,065 --> 00:57:04,065
♪ Dandelions are in the air ♪
1174
00:57:04,065 --> 00:57:06,235
♪ Great big flowers are everywhere ♪
1175
00:57:06,235 --> 00:57:08,485
♪ I love to pick them everyday ♪
1176
00:57:08,485 --> 00:57:10,835
♪ Arrange and put them on display ♪
1177
00:57:10,835 --> 00:57:13,155
♪ I whirl, I skip, I jump, I prance ♪
1178
00:57:13,155 --> 00:57:15,525
♪ My little feet begin to dance ♪
1179
00:57:15,525 --> 00:57:17,705
♪ Happily sitting in a tree ♪
1180
00:57:17,705 --> 00:57:20,245
♪ A friendly owl, he hoots at me ♪
1181
00:57:20,245 --> 00:57:24,415
♪ I'm so happy ♪
1182
00:57:24,415 --> 00:57:28,835
♪ I'm so happy ♪
1183
00:57:28,835 --> 00:57:33,175
♪ I'm so happy ♪
1184
00:57:33,175 --> 00:57:38,175
♪ I'm so happy ♪
1185
00:57:40,395 --> 00:57:42,645
♪ Let's go ♪
1186
00:58:00,625 --> 00:58:03,625
(Mr. Happy wailing)
1187
00:58:17,365 --> 00:58:21,895
♪ Go ♪
1188
00:58:21,895 --> 00:58:23,945
♪ Grandma knits me a great big sweater ♪
1189
00:58:23,945 --> 00:58:26,265
♪ My little life can't get no better ♪
1190
00:58:26,265 --> 00:58:29,755
♪ Life's so happy and full of joy ♪
1191
00:58:29,755 --> 00:58:31,045
♪ I'm lying ♪
1192
00:58:31,045 --> 00:58:32,965
♪ It's really sucks ♪
1193
00:58:32,965 --> 00:58:36,865
♪ I'm so happy, I'm so very happy ♪
1194
00:58:36,865 --> 00:58:40,455
♪ I'm so happy ♪
1195
00:58:40,455 --> 00:58:41,895
♪ I really am ♪
1196
00:58:41,895 --> 00:58:44,895
♪ I'm so happy ♪
1197
00:58:44,895 --> 00:58:46,475
♪ So perfectly happy ♪
1198
00:58:46,475 --> 00:58:49,165
♪ I'm so happy ♪
(air whooshes)
1199
00:58:49,165 --> 00:58:51,505
(both gasp)
1200
00:58:52,965 --> 00:58:55,755
(monitor beeping)
- Mm, mm.
1201
00:58:55,755 --> 00:58:58,055
(electricity zapping)
1202
00:58:58,055 --> 00:59:00,825
(Ginger panting)
1203
00:59:00,825 --> 00:59:02,195
(Ginger screams)
1204
00:59:02,195 --> 00:59:05,115
(aliens gibbering)
1205
00:59:07,405 --> 00:59:09,355
(Ginger screams)
1206
00:59:09,355 --> 00:59:14,355
(crickets chirping)
(all murmuring)
1207
00:59:18,695 --> 00:59:19,525
- Bunny?
1208
00:59:21,575 --> 00:59:23,945
They've got Bunny in there!
1209
00:59:23,945 --> 00:59:25,355
- Clear channel or not,
1210
00:59:25,355 --> 00:59:26,525
there'll be no more rock and roll
1211
00:59:26,525 --> 00:59:28,955
on super station 66.
1212
00:59:28,955 --> 00:59:30,035
- We've got to get a line in there.
1213
00:59:30,035 --> 00:59:31,025
- We're working on it.
1214
00:59:31,025 --> 00:59:33,265
- Well, what's taking
so long, gosh darn it?
1215
00:59:33,265 --> 00:59:36,425
- We're getting 10,000 calls
an hour here, Mr. Locknut.
1216
00:59:36,425 --> 00:59:37,715
- Oh my lord!
1217
00:59:37,715 --> 00:59:40,685
- Sheriff, my nurse disappeared,
1218
00:59:40,685 --> 00:59:42,055
just like the others.
1219
00:59:42,055 --> 00:59:42,885
(tense foreboding music)
1220
00:59:42,885 --> 00:59:44,285
- Hey wait a second, Doctor!
1221
00:59:44,285 --> 00:59:46,355
- Let's go, Sheriff, let's
break down that door.
1222
00:59:46,355 --> 00:59:47,465
- Cool off, Peanut!
1223
00:59:53,525 --> 00:59:56,615
- My god, this is the same fungus.
1224
00:59:59,615 --> 01:00:01,355
Its growth accelerates when exposed
1225
01:00:01,355 --> 01:00:02,755
to the sound of the station.
1226
01:00:03,785 --> 01:00:07,445
- Vernon, were you storing
any toxic chemicals
1227
01:00:07,445 --> 01:00:08,885
in the studio?
1228
01:00:08,885 --> 01:00:11,615
- 10,000 calls an hour?
1229
01:00:11,615 --> 01:00:13,325
- Pull the plug on the station, Sheriff.
1230
01:00:13,325 --> 01:00:15,085
Cut the power right now!
1231
01:00:15,085 --> 01:00:15,925
- What do you mean, pull the plug?
1232
01:00:15,925 --> 01:00:18,335
You can't do that, not
with those demographics.
1233
01:00:18,335 --> 01:00:21,005
This is gonna be the highest
rated radio show in history!
1234
01:00:21,005 --> 01:00:23,555
- Who cares about your ratings?
1235
01:00:23,555 --> 01:00:25,115
This is real, Sheriff!
1236
01:00:25,115 --> 01:00:27,425
This is really happening!
1237
01:00:27,425 --> 01:00:30,335
- Miss Cummings, don't
start on that again.
1238
01:00:34,445 --> 01:00:37,325
Dan O'Dare, this is Sheriff Hickman.
1239
01:00:37,325 --> 01:00:39,965
I'm gonna give you one last chance, son.
1240
01:00:39,965 --> 01:00:42,545
Exit the studio with your hands up.
1241
01:00:42,545 --> 01:00:43,945
- Yeah, I hear you, Sheriff.
1242
01:00:45,665 --> 01:00:46,925
Glad you're out there.
1243
01:00:48,305 --> 01:00:50,525
I hope you've got the
Marines with you, buddy,
1244
01:00:50,525 --> 01:00:52,475
because I've given it a lot of thought.
1245
01:00:53,975 --> 01:00:58,535
Not much anybody can do
for me or the ladies.
1246
01:00:58,535 --> 01:00:59,365
We're history.
1247
01:01:00,875 --> 01:01:02,705
But there is something
you can do to make sure
1248
01:01:02,705 --> 01:01:05,135
that this never happens
to anybody else again.
1249
01:01:07,325 --> 01:01:08,155
Destroy it.
1250
01:01:09,275 --> 01:01:13,355
Blow the KDUL studio super station 66
1251
01:01:13,355 --> 01:01:15,295
off the face of the earth.
1252
01:01:15,295 --> 01:01:19,895
I'm gonna make one final plea
1253
01:01:19,895 --> 01:01:23,075
to the people who have
the phone lines jammed,
1254
01:01:23,075 --> 01:01:26,405
please, hang up your phones.
1255
01:01:27,305 --> 01:01:28,265
- [Roger] Hey Dan?
1256
01:01:28,265 --> 01:01:29,705
This is Roger.
1257
01:01:29,705 --> 01:01:30,535
Wow!
1258
01:01:30,535 --> 01:01:32,465
I can't believe I finally got through!
1259
01:01:32,465 --> 01:01:34,265
I've been on hold forever.
1260
01:01:34,265 --> 01:01:36,215
- Get off my phone, Roger.
1261
01:01:36,215 --> 01:01:38,255
- [Roger] Your show is
really the funniest show
1262
01:01:38,255 --> 01:01:39,395
I've ever heard!
1263
01:01:39,395 --> 01:01:40,295
Wow!
1264
01:01:40,295 --> 01:01:42,455
- Fuck yourself, Roger!
1265
01:01:42,455 --> 01:01:44,255
- The F word?
1266
01:01:44,255 --> 01:01:45,485
I'm ruined!
1267
01:01:45,485 --> 01:01:47,785
- [Roger] I didn't know you
could say that on the radio.
1268
01:01:47,785 --> 01:01:50,345
- Nothing else I say is doing any good,
1269
01:01:50,345 --> 01:01:53,645
so maybe if I use some good
old-fashioned obscenity,
1270
01:01:53,645 --> 01:01:56,645
you know, some of the four letter babies
1271
01:01:56,645 --> 01:01:58,715
that can be used as a noun or a verb,
1272
01:01:58,715 --> 01:02:01,445
then maybe, maybe then the White House
1273
01:02:01,445 --> 01:02:03,875
will send a couple of
them stealth bombers,
1274
01:02:03,875 --> 01:02:05,345
because that's what it's gonna take
1275
01:02:05,345 --> 01:02:06,875
to stop these creatures!
1276
01:02:08,285 --> 01:02:10,525
(Dan exhales)
1277
01:02:10,525 --> 01:02:13,195
(phone ringing)
1278
01:02:14,345 --> 01:02:18,095
Can you hear me out
there, you fucking morons?
1279
01:02:18,095 --> 01:02:18,925
- I think we're witnessing
1280
01:02:18,925 --> 01:02:20,795
a complete mental breakdown, here.
1281
01:02:20,795 --> 01:02:24,635
- Mr. Locknut, or Dan O'Dare?
1282
01:02:24,635 --> 01:02:28,145
- Take us off the air, cut the power!
1283
01:02:28,145 --> 01:02:30,535
Do something, you dickheads!
1284
01:02:30,535 --> 01:02:31,475
- Dickheads?
1285
01:02:31,475 --> 01:02:32,525
Great!
1286
01:02:32,525 --> 01:02:33,365
- Shut up!
1287
01:02:33,365 --> 01:02:34,535
Just shut up, for god's sake!
1288
01:02:34,535 --> 01:02:35,465
Just shut up!
1289
01:02:37,505 --> 01:02:39,065
- It's too bad about the girls.
1290
01:02:42,755 --> 01:02:44,895
What kind of lives would
they have had, anyway?
1291
01:02:44,895 --> 01:02:45,895
- [All] Help!
1292
01:02:45,895 --> 01:02:46,725
Dan!
1293
01:02:46,725 --> 01:02:47,845
Help!
1294
01:02:47,845 --> 01:02:48,965
- [Dan] 12 inches tall.
1295
01:02:48,965 --> 01:02:51,795
- [Cookie] Dan you idiot, help me!
1296
01:02:52,685 --> 01:02:55,305
- Bottles for Barbie dolls? (scoffs)
1297
01:02:55,305 --> 01:02:57,515
- [Cookie] Help, Dan!
1298
01:02:57,515 --> 01:02:59,425
- It's too late for me, too.
1299
01:02:59,425 --> 01:03:01,125
- [Cookie] Help me!
1300
01:03:01,125 --> 01:03:01,965
Help!
1301
01:03:03,435 --> 01:03:04,775
Help me!
1302
01:03:04,775 --> 01:03:06,965
- I've been infected
with the alien fungus.
1303
01:03:08,625 --> 01:03:10,685
I'm gonna go look for a weapon,
1304
01:03:11,625 --> 01:03:13,685
make one final try for freedom.
1305
01:03:29,385 --> 01:03:32,305
(determined music)
1306
01:03:41,165 --> 01:03:44,165
(Germosol spraying)
1307
01:03:49,565 --> 01:03:51,245
Hold the presses, ladies and gentlemen.
1308
01:03:51,245 --> 01:03:53,015
There's something happening here,
1309
01:03:53,015 --> 01:03:55,895
and it might be good
news for the Danger Man!
1310
01:03:56,915 --> 01:03:59,345
I just sprayed the alien
fungus with Germosol.
1311
01:04:00,365 --> 01:04:01,505
It's receding.
1312
01:04:02,865 --> 01:04:05,865
(fungus squelching)
1313
01:04:09,035 --> 01:04:11,135
I'm gonna try some of this on Corky,
1314
01:04:12,155 --> 01:04:15,095
see if I can spring him
from this fungus cocoon.
1315
01:04:17,955 --> 01:04:20,315
(Geromosol spraying)
1316
01:04:20,315 --> 01:04:25,315
(alarm beeping)
(alien growling)
1317
01:04:31,275 --> 01:04:34,115
(fungus sizzling)
1318
01:04:37,525 --> 01:04:39,525
This is amazing, people.
1319
01:04:42,445 --> 01:04:46,215
The Germosol is killing the alien fungus.
1320
01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:51,215
(alien gibbering)
(robot beeping)
1321
01:04:53,405 --> 01:04:55,625
Eat this, scrotum head!
1322
01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:57,565
(spraying Germosal)
1323
01:04:57,565 --> 01:05:00,565
(alien roaring)
1324
01:05:00,565 --> 01:05:03,485
(Dan whooping)
1325
01:05:03,485 --> 01:05:07,565
Ladies and gentlemen, you're
listening to super station 66
1326
01:05:07,565 --> 01:05:12,195
where Dangerous Dan O'Dare
is now killing the alien!
1327
01:05:12,195 --> 01:05:14,775
(Dan whooping)
1328
01:05:15,905 --> 01:05:18,605
(alien growling)
1329
01:05:18,605 --> 01:05:20,255
Whoop!
1330
01:05:20,255 --> 01:05:23,005
(alien growling)
1331
01:05:24,215 --> 01:05:25,045
Uh-oh.
1332
01:05:26,365 --> 01:05:28,735
Looks like the Danger Man
spoke a little too soon.
1333
01:05:29,775 --> 01:05:32,825
(can clatters)
1334
01:05:32,825 --> 01:05:34,655
Okay, alright I'm sorry!
1335
01:05:34,655 --> 01:05:35,495
I'm sorry!
1336
01:05:35,495 --> 01:05:36,955
Okay, all right!
1337
01:05:36,955 --> 01:05:40,405
(alien gibbering)
1338
01:05:40,405 --> 01:05:41,235
What?
1339
01:05:42,115 --> 01:05:45,125
What?
1340
01:05:45,125 --> 01:05:47,555
(alien growls)
1341
01:05:47,555 --> 01:05:48,385
This?
1342
01:05:49,775 --> 01:05:50,905
What?
1343
01:05:50,905 --> 01:05:52,555
Oh you want, you want me to speak?
1344
01:05:53,775 --> 01:05:54,615
You want me to speak?
1345
01:05:54,615 --> 01:05:55,775
All right, I'm speaking.
1346
01:05:55,775 --> 01:05:56,955
I'm speaking!
(alien growls)
1347
01:05:56,955 --> 01:05:57,955
I'm speaking, okay?
1348
01:05:57,955 --> 01:05:59,785
La, la, la, la, la, I'm
speaking, I'm speaking.
1349
01:05:59,785 --> 01:06:00,635
Ah, hello, hello,
1350
01:06:02,905 --> 01:06:06,325
(tense foreboding music)
1351
01:06:07,535 --> 01:06:09,965
Oh my god, they're getting
ready to snatch another girl.
1352
01:06:09,965 --> 01:06:12,575
I can see the people
outside the KDUL studios.
1353
01:06:14,405 --> 01:06:15,805
Lisa!
1354
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:17,075
Lisa, I see Lisa Cummings!
1355
01:06:17,075 --> 01:06:18,005
Lisa, I'm sorry!
1356
01:06:18,005 --> 01:06:18,995
You were right!
1357
01:06:18,995 --> 01:06:20,475
Lisa, don't listen!
1358
01:06:20,475 --> 01:06:22,415
(robot beeping)
1359
01:06:22,415 --> 01:06:23,325
Whoa, whoa.
1360
01:06:24,285 --> 01:06:26,085
Whoa, wait a minute,
1361
01:06:26,085 --> 01:06:27,905
I'm seeing something here.
1362
01:06:29,465 --> 01:06:32,195
When I speak, I can see
you all loud and clear.
1363
01:06:33,695 --> 01:06:35,615
But when I let our signal fade,
1364
01:06:37,175 --> 01:06:38,135
the images fade.
1365
01:06:40,685 --> 01:06:45,015
Aliens are using my voice
to aim their machinery.
1366
01:06:45,015 --> 01:06:47,525
(alien growls)
1367
01:06:47,525 --> 01:06:48,405
Sorry, sorry, sorry!
1368
01:06:48,405 --> 01:06:49,235
(laser blasts)
(Dan yelps)
1369
01:06:49,235 --> 01:06:50,075
Shit!
1370
01:06:50,075 --> 01:06:51,135
Lisa!
1371
01:06:51,135 --> 01:06:52,995
Lisa, don't listen!
1372
01:06:52,995 --> 01:06:54,495
Lisa, cover your ears!
1373
01:06:54,495 --> 01:06:59,495
No, Lisa!
(robot beeping)
1374
01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:01,215
- Golly!
1375
01:07:01,215 --> 01:07:03,395
That's Lisa Cummings!
1376
01:07:03,395 --> 01:07:04,595
Miss Cummings?
(Lisa gasps)
1377
01:07:04,595 --> 01:07:05,855
Can I have your autograph?
1378
01:07:05,855 --> 01:07:08,505
(air whooshes)
(Lisa screams)
1379
01:07:08,505 --> 01:07:11,165
(robot beeping)
1380
01:07:12,215 --> 01:07:14,535
(alien growling)
1381
01:07:14,535 --> 01:07:17,355
(electricity zapping)
1382
01:07:17,355 --> 01:07:20,015
(robot beeping)
1383
01:07:23,455 --> 01:07:24,295
Bunny!
1384
01:07:25,165 --> 01:07:25,995
- Oh!
1385
01:07:28,695 --> 01:07:32,635
- They missed Lisa and got
some goofy-looking guy instead!
1386
01:07:32,635 --> 01:07:37,525
(alien growls)
(tense ominous music)
1387
01:07:37,525 --> 01:07:42,525
(robot beeping)
(alien chattering)
1388
01:07:47,575 --> 01:07:52,575
(electricity zapping)
(robot squealing)
1389
01:07:53,085 --> 01:07:55,835
(robot explodes)
1390
01:07:57,215 --> 01:08:00,965
(metal clattering)
(alien growling)
1391
01:08:00,965 --> 01:08:04,055
He just blew up his own robot!
1392
01:08:04,055 --> 01:08:06,025
Man, this dude is fucked!
1393
01:08:14,155 --> 01:08:17,025
(air whooshes)
(Lisa gasps)
1394
01:08:17,025 --> 01:08:18,835
- What's it like in there?
1395
01:08:18,835 --> 01:08:19,995
What happened?
1396
01:08:21,325 --> 01:08:22,155
- Bunny!
1397
01:08:23,035 --> 01:08:25,865
(women shrieking)
1398
01:08:27,745 --> 01:08:30,075
- The process is reversible.
1399
01:08:34,005 --> 01:08:34,835
Lisa.
1400
01:08:35,795 --> 01:08:37,755
Lisa, they're doing it again!
1401
01:08:37,755 --> 01:08:39,125
Lisa, they're going after you!
1402
01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:40,955
Cover your ears, Lisa!
1403
01:08:41,955 --> 01:08:43,775
(electricity zaps)
1404
01:08:43,775 --> 01:08:46,945
(electricity zapping)
1405
01:08:47,905 --> 01:08:48,735
Lisa!
1406
01:08:50,245 --> 01:08:51,865
- Dan!
1407
01:08:51,865 --> 01:08:52,695
- No!
1408
01:08:56,575 --> 01:09:01,575
(alien growling)
(electricity whirring)
1409
01:09:04,475 --> 01:09:07,885
(thumping alien on head)
1410
01:09:11,825 --> 01:09:12,875
- Stand back, people.
1411
01:09:14,525 --> 01:09:15,845
- Back off, fella.
1412
01:09:15,845 --> 01:09:17,045
- Flip Humble, CWN news.
1413
01:09:18,695 --> 01:09:20,255
Now where the heck is Lisa Cummings?
1414
01:09:20,255 --> 01:09:21,605
- She's inside, sir.
1415
01:09:22,685 --> 01:09:23,555
- She made it in?
1416
01:09:24,425 --> 01:09:25,325
Dynamite!
1417
01:09:25,325 --> 01:09:27,185
Hey, see if you can pick up her feed.
1418
01:09:27,185 --> 01:09:29,555
- Right away, right away.
1419
01:09:29,555 --> 01:09:34,555
(Dan grunting)
(alien growling)
1420
01:09:41,905 --> 01:09:45,405
Flip, we are getting a signal from inside.
1421
01:09:46,805 --> 01:09:47,695
- Clear the way, people, clear the way.
1422
01:09:48,605 --> 01:09:51,575
- Five, four, three,
1423
01:09:51,575 --> 01:09:52,835
two, one, you're on.
1424
01:09:53,735 --> 01:09:55,295
- Flip Humble coming to you live outside
1425
01:09:55,295 --> 01:09:57,125
the super station 66 studios,
1426
01:09:57,125 --> 01:09:58,955
where the Dangerous Dan O'Dare marathon
1427
01:09:58,955 --> 01:10:00,785
is coming to an exciting end,
1428
01:10:00,785 --> 01:10:02,135
as law enforcement authorities
1429
01:10:02,135 --> 01:10:03,545
are poised to storm the building,
1430
01:10:03,545 --> 01:10:06,395
CWN reporter, Lisa Cummings,
gives us this live report
1431
01:10:06,395 --> 01:10:07,985
from inside the studio.
1432
01:10:07,985 --> 01:10:08,815
Lisa?
1433
01:10:09,805 --> 01:10:13,145
- I don't know if anybody can
pick this up, but here goes!
1434
01:10:13,145 --> 01:10:16,645
This is Lisa Cummings live on the scene.
1435
01:10:16,645 --> 01:10:18,985
I'm witnessing a terrible
struggle right now.
1436
01:10:18,985 --> 01:10:20,875
(Dan screams)
1437
01:10:20,875 --> 01:10:23,375
(Dan panting)
1438
01:10:24,215 --> 01:10:25,625
- What the hell is this?
1439
01:10:27,105 --> 01:10:29,775
(Dan grunting)
1440
01:10:33,865 --> 01:10:36,525
- This she calls a transmission?
1441
01:10:38,415 --> 01:10:41,335
- You shrunk the wrong chick, dude!
1442
01:10:44,635 --> 01:10:47,295
(air hissing)
1443
01:10:47,295 --> 01:10:50,045
(alien growling)
1444
01:11:01,565 --> 01:11:03,685
(alarm beeps)
(explosion booms)
1445
01:11:03,685 --> 01:11:06,605
(alien screeching)
1446
01:11:07,445 --> 01:11:08,275
Shit!
1447
01:11:09,505 --> 01:11:13,085
(alien screams and growls)
1448
01:11:16,285 --> 01:11:19,465
(metal clangs)
1449
01:11:19,465 --> 01:11:22,215
(Corky grunting)
1450
01:11:28,045 --> 01:11:30,135
- Dan, get me outta here!
1451
01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:34,205
My god, what is that thing?
1452
01:11:36,185 --> 01:11:38,065
(Corky grunts)
1453
01:11:38,065 --> 01:11:39,575
(alien screeching)
1454
01:11:39,575 --> 01:11:40,775
(Dan grunts)
1455
01:11:40,775 --> 01:11:45,355
(alien belches)
(Dan groaning)
1456
01:11:45,355 --> 01:11:47,505
(women scream)
1457
01:11:47,505 --> 01:11:50,595
(machinery whirring)
1458
01:11:57,625 --> 01:11:58,885
- Dan!
1459
01:11:58,885 --> 01:11:59,715
- Lisa!
1460
01:12:00,595 --> 01:12:03,015
- Jesus Christ!
(alien shrieks)
1461
01:12:03,015 --> 01:12:05,425
(all gasping)
1462
01:12:05,425 --> 01:12:08,765
(alien shrieking)
1463
01:12:08,765 --> 01:12:11,185
(all scream)
1464
01:12:13,255 --> 01:12:14,815
- Quick, take these!
1465
01:12:14,815 --> 01:12:16,395
- [Corky] What do you
want me to do with this?
1466
01:12:16,395 --> 01:12:19,725
- Here, take the Germosol
and spray that scum bag.
1467
01:12:19,725 --> 01:12:22,395
(alien roaring)
1468
01:12:24,605 --> 01:12:27,435
(tense determined music)
1469
01:12:27,435 --> 01:12:28,935
All right, ladies.
1470
01:12:31,735 --> 01:12:33,275
All right scumbag!
1471
01:12:33,275 --> 01:12:35,075
(Dan whooping)
1472
01:12:35,075 --> 01:12:37,905
(alien shrieking)
1473
01:12:39,295 --> 01:12:42,485
(women shriek)
1474
01:12:42,485 --> 01:12:45,175
- [Cookie] Right between the eyes, sucker!
1475
01:12:45,175 --> 01:12:47,525
- [Dan] You had to come to Pahoota?
1476
01:12:47,525 --> 01:12:49,175
Crazy little guy!
1477
01:12:49,175 --> 01:12:52,645
(alien shrieking)
1478
01:12:52,645 --> 01:12:54,815
(Lisa yelps)
1479
01:12:54,815 --> 01:12:56,995
(alien shrieks)
(Corky yelps)
1480
01:12:56,995 --> 01:12:59,495
(all yelping)
1481
01:13:01,235 --> 01:13:03,145
- Woo, you rat bastard!
1482
01:13:04,235 --> 01:13:07,065
(alien shrieking)
1483
01:13:08,885 --> 01:13:11,655
(women scream)
1484
01:13:11,655 --> 01:13:14,485
(alien shrieking)
1485
01:13:22,725 --> 01:13:25,305
(can rattling)
1486
01:13:27,495 --> 01:13:30,245
(alien growling)
1487
01:13:34,955 --> 01:13:36,285
- [Dan] Oh shit.
1488
01:13:37,715 --> 01:13:38,545
- Whoa.
1489
01:13:46,675 --> 01:13:48,855
(air whooshes)
1490
01:13:48,855 --> 01:13:51,675
(all panting)
1491
01:13:51,675 --> 01:13:53,555
- [Dan] Ladies and
gentlemen, you're listening
1492
01:13:53,555 --> 01:13:56,915
to super station 66,
where Dangerous Dan O'Dare
1493
01:13:56,915 --> 01:13:59,285
has just conquered the aliens!
1494
01:13:59,285 --> 01:14:00,725
Stand back, people.
1495
01:14:00,725 --> 01:14:02,585
We're spraying the door now.
1496
01:14:02,585 --> 01:14:04,325
Move away from the door.
1497
01:14:04,325 --> 01:14:06,135
Woo hoo, it's really working!
1498
01:14:06,135 --> 01:14:08,065
(door explodes)
(all yelping)
1499
01:14:08,065 --> 01:14:11,735
(triumphant exciting music)
1500
01:14:15,545 --> 01:14:17,125
(Dan coughing)
1501
01:14:17,125 --> 01:14:20,795
(all cheering and clapping)
1502
01:14:25,175 --> 01:14:26,755
- You're in trouble now.
1503
01:14:26,755 --> 01:14:28,465
- Dan O'Dare.
1504
01:14:28,465 --> 01:14:30,865
- Have you gone nuts?
1505
01:14:30,865 --> 01:14:33,185
What have you done?
1506
01:14:33,185 --> 01:14:34,015
- Cookie!
1507
01:14:36,545 --> 01:14:37,485
Cookie!
1508
01:14:37,485 --> 01:14:39,015
I was worried sick about you.
1509
01:14:39,015 --> 01:14:40,095
- Oh, Peanut.
1510
01:14:43,785 --> 01:14:44,915
- Ginger!
1511
01:14:44,915 --> 01:14:48,575
(all cheering and clapping)
1512
01:14:52,325 --> 01:14:57,255
- We made it! (whoops)
1513
01:15:00,075 --> 01:15:00,905
- Dan!
1514
01:15:02,395 --> 01:15:05,065
(all cheering)
1515
01:15:06,575 --> 01:15:08,465
- The publicity stunt
which got out of hand here
1516
01:15:08,465 --> 01:15:11,495
at super station 66 is
rapidly drawing to a close.
1517
01:15:11,495 --> 01:15:13,745
The hostages are free and safe.
1518
01:15:13,745 --> 01:15:15,635
Using some kind of explosive device
1519
01:15:15,635 --> 01:15:17,195
which was just detonated moments ago,
1520
01:15:17,195 --> 01:15:18,935
authorities have finally taken control
1521
01:15:18,935 --> 01:15:21,065
over the super station studio.
1522
01:15:21,065 --> 01:15:22,205
- Son.
1523
01:15:22,205 --> 01:15:23,035
- What?
1524
01:15:23,035 --> 01:15:23,865
- You are under arrest.
1525
01:15:23,865 --> 01:15:26,465
- Oh, Sheriff!
1526
01:15:26,465 --> 01:15:28,565
Would you just look in there?
1527
01:15:37,635 --> 01:15:39,785
- Oh my lord, what a mess!
1528
01:15:39,785 --> 01:15:41,105
- I can see Dan O'Dare now,
1529
01:15:41,105 --> 01:15:43,505
as well as CWN field
reporter, Lisa Cummings.
1530
01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:45,845
Lisa, Dan, over here.
1531
01:15:45,845 --> 01:15:47,975
Flip Humble, CWN news.
1532
01:15:47,975 --> 01:15:50,675
Lisa, another job well done,
1533
01:15:50,675 --> 01:15:53,945
and as usual, CWN is first on the scene.
1534
01:15:53,945 --> 01:15:56,525
What exactly happened in there?
1535
01:15:56,525 --> 01:15:58,775
- Well Flip, you will be glad to know
1536
01:15:58,775 --> 01:16:01,475
that I got it all on tape.
1537
01:16:01,475 --> 01:16:03,905
All you have to do is figure out
1538
01:16:03,905 --> 01:16:05,545
how to blow it up!
1539
01:16:05,545 --> 01:16:08,045
(Lisa laughs)
1540
01:16:11,065 --> 01:16:13,055
- And Dangerous Dan O'Dare,
1541
01:16:13,055 --> 01:16:15,305
the bad boy of rock and roll,
1542
01:16:15,305 --> 01:16:17,945
what do you have to say for yourself?
1543
01:16:17,945 --> 01:16:20,365
- Get that fucking mic
outta my face, Flip.
1544
01:16:23,765 --> 01:16:26,845
(loud pulsing music)
1545
01:16:33,655 --> 01:16:36,245
(UFO whirring)
1546
01:16:46,725 --> 01:16:49,225
(Dan laughs)
1547
01:16:58,305 --> 01:16:59,635
- Where's Bunny?
1548
01:17:00,825 --> 01:17:01,655
- Bunny?
1549
01:17:02,995 --> 01:17:05,475
- Help, somebody help!
1550
01:17:05,475 --> 01:17:07,005
Help me!
1551
01:17:07,005 --> 01:17:08,255
Help, somebody!
1552
01:17:09,245 --> 01:17:11,065
Somebody help!
1553
01:17:11,065 --> 01:17:11,905
Help!
1554
01:17:13,895 --> 01:17:16,895
(upbeat rock music)
1555
01:17:23,005 --> 01:17:25,505
♪ Let's do it ♪
1556
01:17:37,775 --> 01:17:39,205
♪ This is the groove ♪
1557
01:17:39,205 --> 01:17:40,445
♪ That makes cool moves ♪
1558
01:17:40,445 --> 01:17:42,245
♪ The dude is dope and
he's looking smooth ♪
1559
01:17:42,245 --> 01:17:43,285
♪ Burning ♪
1560
01:17:43,285 --> 01:17:44,345
♪ With a rubber hub ♪
1561
01:17:44,345 --> 01:17:45,395
♪ Buskin' a thousand watts ♪
1562
01:17:45,395 --> 01:17:46,505
♪ And the basses are bumpin' hard ♪
1563
01:17:46,505 --> 01:17:47,625
♪ To the beat of the street ♪
1564
01:17:47,625 --> 01:17:48,745
♪ Cool gets out of his seat ♪
1565
01:17:48,745 --> 01:17:49,915
♪ And shuffles his feet ♪
1566
01:17:49,915 --> 01:17:50,915
♪ And if you're in the way ♪
1567
01:17:50,915 --> 01:17:55,435
♪ You're gonna have to pay ♪
1568
01:17:55,435 --> 01:17:59,645
♪ Mr. Cool ♪
1569
01:17:59,645 --> 01:18:02,255
♪ He's Mr. Cool and nobody's fool ♪
1570
01:18:02,255 --> 01:18:07,155
♪ He's Mr. Cool ♪
1571
01:18:07,155 --> 01:18:12,115
♪ Ah, too cool ♪
1572
01:18:12,115 --> 01:18:13,965
♪ He spins around with a mighty thrust ♪
1573
01:18:13,965 --> 01:18:14,965
♪ He hits the ground ♪
1574
01:18:14,965 --> 01:18:16,025
♪ All the girlies lust ♪
1575
01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:17,015
♪ Yo, Cool's got style ♪
1576
01:18:17,015 --> 01:18:18,065
♪ He can do anything ♪
1577
01:18:18,065 --> 01:18:18,905
♪ Reh, no, you, whoa ♪
1578
01:18:18,905 --> 01:18:19,735
♪ He's a party king ♪
1579
01:18:19,735 --> 01:18:21,025
♪ He thinks he's cool, I think he's lame ♪
1580
01:18:21,025 --> 01:18:22,905
♪ His ego feeds off local fame ♪
1581
01:18:22,905 --> 01:18:24,705
♪ Big talking jerks,
they're all the same ♪
1582
01:18:24,705 --> 01:18:28,615
♪ Yeah ♪
1583
01:18:28,615 --> 01:18:32,685
♪ Mr. Cool ♪
1584
01:18:32,685 --> 01:18:35,545
♪ He's Mr. Cool and nobody's fool ♪
1585
01:18:35,545 --> 01:18:39,465
♪ He's Mr. Cool ♪
1586
01:18:39,465 --> 01:18:40,915
♪ So smooth ♪
1587
01:18:40,915 --> 01:18:41,995
♪ He's gotta be ♪
1588
01:18:41,995 --> 01:18:43,045
♪ Do you wanna be cool ♪
1589
01:18:43,045 --> 01:18:47,035
♪ Mr. Cool ♪
1590
01:18:47,035 --> 01:18:49,675
♪ He's Mr. Cool and nobody's fool ♪
1591
01:18:49,675 --> 01:18:53,495
♪ He's Mr. Cool ♪
1592
01:18:53,495 --> 01:18:56,255
♪ The dude is cool ♪
1593
01:18:56,255 --> 01:18:58,085
♪ Tell it like it is ♪
1594
01:18:58,085 --> 01:18:59,795
♪ People getting wise ♪
1595
01:18:59,795 --> 01:19:02,085
♪ Seeing through his lies ♪
1596
01:19:02,085 --> 01:19:04,175
♪ Lying in the street ♪
1597
01:19:04,175 --> 01:19:06,225
♪ Like a piece of meat ♪
1598
01:19:06,225 --> 01:19:08,305
♪ Rotting in his hell ♪
1599
01:19:08,305 --> 01:19:11,145
♪ Checking it out ♪
1600
01:19:37,105 --> 01:19:40,145
♪ Mr. Cool ♪
1601
01:19:40,145 --> 01:19:43,735
♪ Ooh, he's Mr. Cool and nobody's fool ♪
1602
01:19:43,735 --> 01:19:48,005
♪ He's Mr. Cool ♪
1603
01:19:48,005 --> 01:19:49,295
♪ That's me ♪
1604
01:19:49,295 --> 01:19:50,295
♪ He's gotta be ♪
1605
01:19:50,295 --> 01:19:51,345
♪ Do you wanna be cool ♪
1606
01:19:51,345 --> 01:19:55,195
♪ Mr. Cool ♪
1607
01:19:55,195 --> 01:19:57,855
♪ He's Mr. Cool and nobody's fool ♪
1608
01:19:57,855 --> 01:20:01,575
♪ He's Mr. Cool ♪
1609
01:20:01,575 --> 01:20:04,045
♪ The dude is cool ♪
1610
01:20:04,045 --> 01:20:06,295
♪ You fool ♪
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