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I don't care
what you think!
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Just get out!
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Go on! Get out!
And give me my books back!
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Drifting deeper
into your dreams.
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Free yourself from negativity
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and allow
only positive thoughts.
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You are
a beautiful, delicate flower.
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My...
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My dahlias!
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What?
My fish!
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Roy!
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Morning.
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Have you been urinating
on my thingamabobbies again?
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Did you not hear
the joyriders?
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It was like Silverstone
out there.
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What's that got to do
with my thingamabobbies?
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I was up half the night.
Got caught short, didn't I?
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Well, could you not, please?
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Keeps the foxes away.
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Roy, it's two days away
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from my first
open gardens competition,
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and I'm not going
for best urinal.
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What are you going for?
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Well, I'm going for Zen.
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Obviously.
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Obviously.
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So, what's with the all
the sludge and the Zen gubbins?
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You been
at the self
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No, I have not.
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I'm just trying to detox my life
and be at one with nature.
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And win the garden competition.
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Actually, I am trying to
encourage chi
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to flow into my life,
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to bring harmony and peace.
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It's about wind and water.
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After drinking that,
I'm not surprised.
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And what about the crabbiness?
Is that all part of the purge?
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You may mock,
but just you watch.
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No incomer
has ever won best in show.
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My inner peace
will transform my outer garden.
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So you do want to win.
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I have to say, though,
I think a garden designer
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and a few grand
would be a better bet.
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Spirulina, kale,
garlic, spinach,
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lemon, two grapes.
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Get it in ya.
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Rank. No.
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Criminal, it is.
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I'd bring back
national punishment, I would.
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Someone's been attacking
the gardens, apparently.
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- Joyriders from Birmingham.
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Since when have joyriders
been interested
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in gardens in Carsely?
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Why don't you tell us, Agatha?
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Seeing as you're
our very own Miss Marple.
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Are you saying I'm old?
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Would I?
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Maybe you can
help us, Agatha.
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- The vicarage was dug up.
- And my dahlias.
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Yeah, Mrs. Josephs'
dahlias were ruined.
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- Ruined!
- James' roses decapitated.
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and Mary's greenhouse smashed.
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Seedlings scattered everywhere.
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Not to mention
the village green.
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And Bernie's garden was trashed.
And his poor goldfish.
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Poisoned, they were.
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Yeah, such a shame.
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I won my very first one
at Carsely Fair five years ago.
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What about your garden, Agatha?
Was it vandalized?
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No.
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Well, that's strange,
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considering you're
in competition too.
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Well, supposedly.
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Why don't you all just cancel
the whole garden thing?
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All right, maybe not.
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We cannot be beaten
by acts of vandalism.
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And as chair
of the events committee,
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the show must go on!
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Starting of course with tomorrow
night's open-day launch concert
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at the White Horse.
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I'm doing cheap cider
all night.
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I'll be there.
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We all will,
to see the star attraction,
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the voice of Carsely herself,
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our very own supertalented
Miss Berenice Chilton!
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It's just a couple of songs,
Bernie.
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No, no, no, darling.
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It's more than that.
Much more.
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It's them wasters
from Birmingham.
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- Birmingham.
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What you gonna do about it?
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Yeah, what you gonna do
about it?
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I've contacted my colleagues
in the Midlands area.
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But without a number plate...
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GY54...
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WU...
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- F.
- E.
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- E.
- E.
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E.
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- E.
- E.
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Aah!
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Get...
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Get in!
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Get in!
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Mary had a bit of a dig.
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Mary?
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Mary.
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Quite contrary.
How does your garden grow?
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Very poetic.
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Not got your own key?
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Maybe she's around the back.
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Is that what you two do, then?
Read books to each other?
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"The Joy of Juniper"?
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Actually I'm returning them.
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Mary?
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Mary.
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You okay?
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why would anyone do that?
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I mean, why kill someone
like that?
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Maybe to humiliate them?
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How did she die?
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Looks like she was strangled,
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possibly with garden wire,
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before she was, you know,
planted.
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We're gonna need
some formal statements,
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and no funny business,
please.
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And no investigating.
Clear?
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We're aware it must be
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particularly difficult for you
at this time.
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Actually, Mary and I weren't
seeing each other anymore.
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She dumped me.
Last night.
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That's why
I was returning her books.
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What happened?
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She was worried about
not winning at the open day.
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I said that
it wasn't really meant to be
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a competition, and...
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I've never seen
anything like it.
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She went ballistic.
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Threw me out of the house
there and then.
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I have to ask --
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Can you account for
your movements this morning?
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Come on, Bill.
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I came 'round the corner and
found him knocking at the door,
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shouting her name
up at the window.
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He's not gonna do that if he's
planted her out the back, is he?
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Well, not unless
he's really strange.
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You're not really strange,
are you?
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What time did you leave here
last night?
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Um, midnightish.
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Actually, there was
someone across the road.
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I didn't think much of it
at the time.
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Who?
What did they look like?
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Um, male.
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I couldn't really see his face.
Hands in his pockets.
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He turned away
as soon as I looked.
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He was wearing red shoes.
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I think I know
what's going on.
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I doubt that very much.
It could be anything.
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It could be something to do
with Mary's past.
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But for once just let the police
do their job.
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Well, I would if I thought they
were capable of doing anything.
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But actually
there is something
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about the attack
on Mary's garden.
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It's not like all the others.
And the police have missed it.
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What do you mean?
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Well, it didn't exactly
affect her chances of winning
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the open-day competition,
did it?
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What are you on about?
Her greenhouse was attacked.
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Greenhouse panes
can be fixed overnight,
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and her seedlings
were never gonna be part
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of the exhibit anyway.
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I mean, the rest of her garden
still looks stunning.
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I really can't do this.
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James, all I'm saying is
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that we need talk to everyone
whose garden was assaulted.
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And that obviously includes you.
You most of all.
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Why me most of all?
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Well, because you were the one
who was, you know...
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Because you were the one
who was intimate with her,
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and therefore you would know
Mary better than anyone else.
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And if we can figure out
who Mary was,
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we can figure out
why she was killed.
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And if we know
why she was killed,
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we can find out
who killed her!
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- No! Stop!
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Nice to see you two getting on.
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Here you go.
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For your blood-sugar levels.
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Before you kill someone.
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If you'd left that hole,
you could have won
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for the "holiest" garden
in the competition.
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Did you want something Agatha?
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Well, just to talk about Mary.
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But, I mean, if -- if now's
not a good time, I --
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What do you want to know?
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You know, just...
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What did you know about her?
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W
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Not very.
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Well, you know, the truth is
we weren't close at all.
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She was a horror to me
with her remarks.
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Said it was a pity
I'd let myself go.
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But she wouldn't say that
in front of people.
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No, she was
sweetness and light then.
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Just constantly
criticizing me.
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"Have you not been
to the States, Sarah?
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You're such a country girl,
Sarah."
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Good riddance!
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Sorry.
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Sorry. You must think
I'm a despicable human being.
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No, no, no.
Not at all.
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That stamping's
a bit weird, though.
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I couldn't stand the woman!
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Really?! What was it about her
that annoyed you?!
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The stupid cow
told me I was too old.
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Too old to run
the ladies society.
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Too old to do yoga.
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Too old -- get this -- too old
to look after myself!
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My hat!
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Launch concert tomorrow.
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- Not interested.
- Another time.
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Mary clearly knew
how to press people's buttons
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and touch a nerve.
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Bit cold, if you ask me.
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And it was like
she was always acting.
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You know, no warmth,
no emotion.
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There we go.
Enjoy.
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- Thanks.
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Hey, Bernie.
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I'm sorry about
what happened to your fish.
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Thank you.
Me too.
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B- But at the end of the day,
they're only fish.
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Can I ask you something,
Bernie?
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Was Mary ever nasty to you?
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I mean, did she ever say
anything untoward about you?
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Or your fish?
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Can't say she was.
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She was always
sweetness and light to me.
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We used to talk music.
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- Yeah.
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Well, must press on.
Leaflets to distribute.
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For the open-day launch concert.
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I think it's great
what you're doing for Berenice.
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It's never too late
to follow your dream.
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Here.
You must come.
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It's your kind of thing.
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Well, she obviously wasn't nasty
to Bernie, then, was she?
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You know Mary tried to
get the gig canceled?
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No, I did not.
Why?
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Noise pollution.
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Well, she lived opposite,
didn't she?
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Well, that explains why she
tried to rip the leaflet down.
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Seems a bit O.T.T., though,
doesn't it?
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Hey, Columbo.
What have you got for us, then?
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Death confirmed
as strangulation,
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but not with garden wire.
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Something metal but thinner.
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But I better go.
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I have to meet
Mary's next of kin.
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Her daughter, Beth.
261
00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:38,530
Since when did Mary
have a daughter?
262
00:14:38,565 --> 00:14:42,095
Student at Oxford.
263
00:14:42,130 --> 00:14:44,100
Something of a socialite,
by all accounts.
264
00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:51,500
Right.
265
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,635
Aggie.
How you doing?
266
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,200
Roy, shut up and listen.
267
00:15:07,235 --> 00:15:08,695
Grumpiness kicked in, then.
268
00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:12,330
Next you'll be barking an order
at me to do something for you.
269
00:15:12,365 --> 00:15:14,447
I'm actually phoning
with some insider knowledge
270
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:16,530
and a potential client
you may be interested in.
271
00:15:16,565 --> 00:15:17,900
But if you're going to be
like that...
272
00:15:17,935 --> 00:15:19,495
I was just teasing.
273
00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:24,730
Check out Oxford "it" girl
Beth Fortune.
274
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:41,530
Red shoes.
275
00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,195
- It's him!
276
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:44,300
Watch out, Bill!
277
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:46,095
He's got a gun!
278
00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:48,300
Quick!
Get it off him!
279
00:15:50,330 --> 00:15:53,870
Get off me!
Get
280
00:15:53,905 --> 00:15:56,530
Come on!
281
00:15:57,830 --> 00:15:59,530
Jonah, what are
you doing here?
282
00:15:59,565 --> 00:16:00,395
You know him?
283
00:16:00,430 --> 00:16:02,570
Yeah, of course I know him.
He was my fiancé.
284
00:16:08,230 --> 00:16:10,180
Who the hell are you?
285
00:16:10,215 --> 00:16:12,130
Neighborhood watch.
286
00:16:13,900 --> 00:16:16,470
No, I didn't have anything to do
with Mrs. Fortune's death.
287
00:16:16,505 --> 00:16:18,065
And, no,
I didn't see anything.
288
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,130
And, no,
I've got nothing more to add.
289
00:16:21,570 --> 00:16:25,570
And if you don't mind, I'd
really like some time to grieve.
290
00:16:25,605 --> 00:16:26,752
Alone.
291
00:16:26,787 --> 00:16:27,865
Okay.
292
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,670
That's all for now,
but I may need --
293
00:16:29,705 --> 00:16:31,500
Everything you need
is on here.
294
00:16:31,535 --> 00:16:33,830
Mobile, social media, blog.
295
00:16:34,770 --> 00:16:35,635
And?
296
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:38,170
Camper van
out by the water tower.
297
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,170
Thank you.
298
00:16:48,930 --> 00:16:52,450
Who badly wanted to win
the garden competition,
299
00:16:52,485 --> 00:16:55,970
and whose garden
technically wasn't sabotaged?
300
00:16:56,005 --> 00:16:56,935
Mary.
301
00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,930
So you think she sabotaged
the gardens
302
00:16:58,965 --> 00:17:00,330
so she could win
the competition?
303
00:17:00,365 --> 00:17:01,265
Correct.
304
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:06,970
And then one of her
green-fingered rivals
305
00:17:07,005 --> 00:17:10,295
bish, bash, bosh --
306
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,435
murdered her in revenge.
307
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:14,730
Yeah, but trees and plants
is one thing, isn't it?
308
00:17:14,765 --> 00:17:16,735
But why would she kill
Bernie's fish?
309
00:17:16,770 --> 00:17:20,130
Well, maybe because his pond
was his garden's crowning glory.
310
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,330
Or because she was crackers.
311
00:17:22,365 --> 00:17:24,232
- Well, I don't know.
312
00:17:24,267 --> 00:17:26,065
I need to talk to James
313
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:30,265
because he was the one
who was closest to her.
314
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,470
I need to find out what was
going on inside his head.
315
00:17:32,505 --> 00:17:35,735
Her head.
Anyone's -- Anyone's head.
316
00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,770
And what about the daughter
and the boyf?
317
00:17:37,805 --> 00:17:39,570
Do we rule them out?
318
00:17:39,605 --> 00:17:41,135
Au contraire.
319
00:17:41,170 --> 00:17:44,100
We rule no one out,
me and you notwithstanding.
320
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:49,970
Then there's the joyriders.
How do they fit in?
321
00:17:50,005 --> 00:17:51,895
No idea.
322
00:17:51,930 --> 00:17:53,770
But do you know
what's really annoying?
323
00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:55,570
I've run out of melons.
324
00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:02,065
At last!
325
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:04,170
Tell me about Beth Fortune.
326
00:18:04,205 --> 00:18:05,395
Usual, really.
327
00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:07,795
Beautiful spoiled brat,
boarding school.
328
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:10,100
American father.
Lives off Daddy's allowance.
329
00:18:10,135 --> 00:18:12,552
Hangs out
at all the fashionable clubs
330
00:18:12,587 --> 00:18:14,970
and goes
to the exclusive parties.
331
00:18:15,005 --> 00:18:16,695
Is that it?
No dirt?
332
00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:19,495
No.
Now, about this P.R. job.
333
00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:21,735
She's gonna need
some very good P.R.
334
00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:24,470
Think column inches.
Think double-page spread.
335
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:25,395
Think viral.
336
00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:28,370
Think Beth Fortune,
possible murderer.
337
00:18:28,405 --> 00:18:29,870
What?
338
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:45,970
...melt away, to be
replaced by peace, harmony.
339
00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:49,430
James, I need to talk to you
about Mary.
340
00:18:49,465 --> 00:18:50,635
Can't it wait?
341
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:52,930
It's gonna have to,
I'm afraid.
342
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,665
Excuse me?
343
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:55,570
I have to talk to James
about my mother.
344
00:18:55,605 --> 00:18:57,095
In private.
345
00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:59,865
Without some rugby player
hanging around.
346
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,430
What gives you the right
to talk to him before me?
347
00:19:02,465 --> 00:19:05,295
I think I deserve
an explanation.
348
00:19:05,330 --> 00:19:07,230
After all,
he was gonna marry my mother.
349
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,430
You'd better come in.
350
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,295
Hello.
351
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,095
Everything all right?
352
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:29,100
Does this face look like
everything is all right?
353
00:19:31,700 --> 00:19:34,130
Interesting look
you're going for.
354
00:19:34,165 --> 00:19:35,717
What exactly...
355
00:19:35,752 --> 00:19:37,270
- Zen.
- Zen.
356
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:40,865
I could give you...
357
00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:43,700
Bill, I'm fine.
What do you want?
358
00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:47,265
Nothing.
Just catching up.
359
00:19:47,300 --> 00:19:49,570
The joyriders were out in force
again last night.
360
00:19:50,630 --> 00:19:52,395
One of the bins got hit.
361
00:19:52,430 --> 00:19:55,100
Found a bit of yellow paint,
so at least we've got a lead.
362
00:19:55,135 --> 00:19:56,500
I thought
you already had a lead,
363
00:19:56,535 --> 00:19:58,530
some address in Birmingham.
364
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:00,065
Drew a blank.
365
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,300
Turns out the car was registered
to someone with an alibi,
366
00:20:03,335 --> 00:20:07,100
and there was footage
of their red car
367
00:20:07,135 --> 00:20:09,235
in the drive all night, so...
368
00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,430
The Boggles
must have remembered it wrong.
369
00:20:11,465 --> 00:20:12,235
The Boggles.
370
00:20:12,270 --> 00:20:14,065
They gave me
the registration number.
371
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:16,470
So as well as getting
registration numbers,
372
00:20:16,505 --> 00:20:17,465
did they see anything else,
373
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:21,200
like maybe what happened to
Mad Marrying Mary Fortune?
374
00:20:21,235 --> 00:20:24,900
No, but I did do some digging
on her marriage, actually.
375
00:20:24,935 --> 00:20:27,832
Barry Fortune.
American real estate.
376
00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:30,730
You know Mary started out
as a singer?
377
00:20:30,765 --> 00:20:31,935
A singer?
378
00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:34,630
Sacrificed her career
so she could get married.
379
00:20:34,665 --> 00:20:38,100
And when her husband
filed for divorce,
380
00:20:38,135 --> 00:20:39,670
she tried to commit suicide.
381
00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:46,230
Whatever you're plotting,
forget it.
382
00:20:46,265 --> 00:20:49,100
Not plotting.
Just thinking.
383
00:20:50,670 --> 00:20:52,700
You did search Mary's house,
didn't you?
384
00:20:52,735 --> 00:20:55,270
Yes, Agatha,
we searched the house.
385
00:20:55,305 --> 00:20:57,670
We found nothing significant.
386
00:20:59,230 --> 00:21:02,630
That's because you're men.
Men can't see for looking.
387
00:21:15,470 --> 00:21:16,665
Hard at it already?
388
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:18,895
Well, I haven't got
much time.
389
00:21:18,930 --> 00:21:22,100
I'm turning my dahlia bed
into hardy perennials
390
00:21:22,135 --> 00:21:25,330
and hoping the judges
won't mark me down.
391
00:21:25,365 --> 00:21:27,670
What are you doing?
392
00:21:27,705 --> 00:21:29,987
Begonias.
393
00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,961
Begonias?
394
00:21:32,996 --> 00:21:35,900
Very shrewd.
395
00:21:39,730 --> 00:21:41,300
- Morning, Agatha.
- Morning, Agatha.
396
00:21:41,335 --> 00:21:42,670
Morning.
397
00:21:46,770 --> 00:21:47,770
You all right, Agatha?
398
00:21:47,805 --> 00:21:49,795
Bad back.
399
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:51,630
I'm just not sure
I can do it, Bernie.
400
00:21:51,665 --> 00:21:54,570
I gave up on music years ago.
401
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:55,835
What if I can't cut it?
402
00:21:55,870 --> 00:21:58,770
No, you'll be fine.
Tonight's only the beginning.
403
00:21:58,805 --> 00:22:01,170
You're gonna knock 'em dead.
404
00:22:06,330 --> 00:22:08,730
- Stop it!
405
00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:14,100
Bingo!
406
00:24:38,970 --> 00:24:40,700
Hello?
407
00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:50,330
Hello?
408
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:56,830
Hello?
409
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,500
- Aah!
- Aah!
410
00:25:10,535 --> 00:25:12,865
I come in peace.
411
00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:16,100
I just want to talk about Beth.
412
00:25:18,330 --> 00:25:21,530
We had something special,
you know?
413
00:25:21,565 --> 00:25:23,530
And then she finished it.
414
00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:27,230
What did Beth's mother
make of you?
415
00:25:27,265 --> 00:25:28,570
How did you get on with her?
416
00:25:28,605 --> 00:25:31,095
Never met her.
417
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,470
Beth and her
didn't really see each other.
418
00:25:33,505 --> 00:25:34,835
Well, that's a bit odd,
419
00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:37,435
considering you live
quite nearby, isn't it?
420
00:25:37,470 --> 00:25:39,870
And Beth's got her speedy
soft-top set of wheels.
421
00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:42,270
Get that from her
daddy's allowance, did she?
422
00:25:42,305 --> 00:25:44,137
Yeah, until he pulled it.
423
00:25:44,172 --> 00:25:45,970
When and why did he do that?
424
00:25:46,005 --> 00:25:47,595
A few weeks back.
425
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:48,595
Just after Beth told him
426
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:50,470
she wanted to be a blogger
and not a lawyer.
427
00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:54,195
So, what did she intend to do
for money?
428
00:25:54,230 --> 00:25:56,100
I mean, no offense,
but you don't really strike me
429
00:25:56,135 --> 00:25:57,500
as a daddy's boy
with a trust fund.
430
00:25:57,535 --> 00:26:00,465
- No way.
431
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,770
I'm knee deep
in a student loan.
432
00:26:03,970 --> 00:26:05,665
But there was
an inheritance thing
433
00:26:05,700 --> 00:26:07,930
her mother was gonna give her
when she hit 21.
434
00:26:07,965 --> 00:26:09,235
Was there, now?
435
00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:11,070
With conditions attached.
436
00:26:11,105 --> 00:26:12,835
What sort of conditions?
437
00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:17,100
Approval of lifestyle choices,
perhaps?
438
00:26:17,135 --> 00:26:18,535
Like boyfriends?
439
00:26:18,570 --> 00:26:20,970
Not sure, to be honest.
440
00:26:21,005 --> 00:26:23,370
And when does Beth turn 21?
441
00:26:23,405 --> 00:26:24,930
Next week.
442
00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:50,770
Can we talk?
443
00:26:50,805 --> 00:26:52,330
So...
444
00:26:54,270 --> 00:26:56,100
You were gonna get married,
were you?
445
00:26:56,135 --> 00:26:58,335
It's news to me.
446
00:26:58,370 --> 00:27:02,100
Like I just told Beth,
marriage was never mentioned.
447
00:27:02,135 --> 00:27:04,930
I can't see why
Mary would have said that.
448
00:27:06,130 --> 00:27:08,530
To be honest, we barely
scratched the surface, really.
449
00:27:08,565 --> 00:27:10,430
That what they call it
these days, is it?
450
00:27:10,465 --> 00:27:11,335
I'm serious.
451
00:27:11,370 --> 00:27:15,100
We connected
over history and gardening.
452
00:27:15,135 --> 00:27:16,695
- So --
- Don't.
453
00:27:16,730 --> 00:27:19,295
She came across very strongly
at the beginning
454
00:27:19,330 --> 00:27:22,330
and gave the impression that she
only wanted to have a good time.
455
00:27:22,365 --> 00:27:23,495
Thank you.
456
00:27:23,530 --> 00:27:26,630
But then she'd suddenly be
very proprietorial.
457
00:27:26,665 --> 00:27:28,295
Don't you just hate that?
458
00:27:28,330 --> 00:27:31,900
All charm and warmth
one minute, catty the next.
459
00:27:31,935 --> 00:27:33,495
Really?
460
00:27:33,530 --> 00:27:36,300
Thought that was
just a girl thing.
461
00:27:36,335 --> 00:27:37,430
When she dumped me...
462
00:27:38,670 --> 00:27:40,735
...she was brutal.
463
00:27:40,770 --> 00:27:42,370
I've never heard insults
like it.
464
00:27:42,405 --> 00:27:44,170
- Really personal.
465
00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:47,870
You're not talking
about sex, are you?
466
00:27:47,905 --> 00:27:49,635
No.
That bit was fine.
467
00:27:49,670 --> 00:27:52,135
She said
I was unpredictable,
468
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,100
demanding,
and really manipulative.
469
00:27:54,135 --> 00:27:55,630
Are we talking about sex now?
470
00:27:55,665 --> 00:27:58,465
- No. No.
471
00:27:58,500 --> 00:28:01,065
I mean, she was hardly...
472
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:03,465
I don't want to speak ill
of the dead.
473
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:09,130
Well, I am prepared to make
an exception just this once.
474
00:28:10,530 --> 00:28:13,100
She was cold.
Detached.
475
00:28:13,135 --> 00:28:14,670
- There was no...
476
00:28:14,705 --> 00:28:17,095
- Exactly.
477
00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,930
Did you know that she tried to
commit suicide
478
00:28:18,965 --> 00:28:20,100
when her marriage ended?
479
00:28:20,135 --> 00:28:21,835
What?
480
00:28:21,870 --> 00:28:24,935
God, how awful.
I had no idea.
481
00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:27,130
And that she was
on antidepressants.
482
00:28:27,165 --> 00:28:30,330
Mary never
mentioned anything.
483
00:28:30,365 --> 00:28:31,935
It's like Beth.
484
00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:34,235
She barely mentioned her
at all,
485
00:28:34,270 --> 00:28:36,500
and yet she said that
she moved here to be near her.
486
00:28:36,535 --> 00:28:37,865
Her boyfriend
said they weren't close,
487
00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:41,130
and yet clearly there was
some money thing going on.
488
00:28:41,165 --> 00:28:42,835
How did Beth seem to you?
489
00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:44,985
Insecure.
Covers it with front.
490
00:28:45,020 --> 00:28:47,100
Gets that
from her mother, maybe.
491
00:28:47,135 --> 00:28:50,235
Mary clearly had her issues.
492
00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:53,185
So perfect on the surface,
and yet underneath
493
00:28:53,220 --> 00:28:56,100
she was just as messed up
as the rest of us.
494
00:28:59,130 --> 00:29:01,500
I feel ashamed
I didn't know her better.
495
00:29:03,470 --> 00:29:04,535
I should have.
496
00:29:04,570 --> 00:29:07,170
Well, her death
wasn't your fault.
497
00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:37,265
Brava!
498
00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:39,500
Brava, brava, brava, brava!
499
00:29:39,535 --> 00:29:40,595
Thank you.
500
00:29:40,630 --> 00:29:43,430
I'm gonna take a short break,
and I'll be back in a while.
501
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:48,570
Bernie's gonna give himself
a heart attack
502
00:29:48,605 --> 00:29:49,535
if he's not careful.
503
00:29:49,570 --> 00:29:52,200
How could that Mary say
that that was noise pollution?
504
00:29:52,235 --> 00:29:54,830
But it was all right for her
to blast out classical music
505
00:29:54,865 --> 00:29:55,665
at all times of the day.
506
00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:57,865
I know.
It's ridiculous, isn't it?
507
00:29:57,900 --> 00:30:00,530
And she said Berenice had a
voice like a strangled parakeet.
508
00:30:00,565 --> 00:30:03,500
- I mean...
- That sounds like Mary.
509
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:08,100
You know, Mary used to be
a singer herself, apparently.
510
00:30:08,135 --> 00:30:10,395
Why did she do her nut, then,
about the gig here
511
00:30:10,430 --> 00:30:13,370
and apply to the council
for the noise abatement thing?
512
00:30:13,405 --> 00:30:15,130
Woman was a total loon.
513
00:30:16,370 --> 00:30:18,830
God rest her soul,
obviously.
514
00:30:20,170 --> 00:30:21,095
Same again?
515
00:30:21,130 --> 00:30:22,300
- Yeah, I'll have one.
- Please.
516
00:30:26,300 --> 00:30:28,530
Prefer acid techno myself.
517
00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:33,430
How did you hear about
Mary complaining?
518
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,095
Mick told me.
519
00:30:35,130 --> 00:30:36,065
What was the other one?
520
00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:37,930
Mind elderly
Boggles coming through.
521
00:30:37,965 --> 00:30:39,670
Mind your backs.
522
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:44,100
Spitting mad, he was.
523
00:30:44,135 --> 00:30:45,882
Mad enough to kill her?
524
00:30:45,917 --> 00:30:47,595
Mick?
Are you joking?
525
00:30:47,630 --> 00:30:50,430
Well, it's possible, isn't it?
He's got a motive.
526
00:30:50,465 --> 00:30:53,230
And you know what
neighborhood disputes are like.
527
00:30:53,265 --> 00:30:54,500
We can't rule him out.
528
00:30:54,535 --> 00:30:56,065
Yeah, we can
529
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:57,500
'cause the time line
doesn't match.
530
00:30:57,535 --> 00:30:58,835
Why not?
531
00:30:58,870 --> 00:31:01,000
So Mary was killed
at 11:00ish, right?
532
00:31:01,035 --> 00:31:03,130
After I saw you
at the food market.
533
00:31:03,165 --> 00:31:04,465
I'd already dropped Kyra off
534
00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:06,630
at her friend Bella's house
by then.
535
00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:10,395
So by 11:00ish...
536
00:31:10,430 --> 00:31:12,170
I was upstairs shagging him.
537
00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:13,735
What?
538
00:31:13,770 --> 00:31:15,865
I thought
you held a candle for Bill.
539
00:31:15,900 --> 00:31:17,730
Yeah, well, there's only
so much candle holding
540
00:31:17,765 --> 00:31:19,465
a woman can do,
isn't there?
541
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,770
Am I the only person
in this village not getting any?
542
00:31:21,805 --> 00:31:23,465
Yeah, well, just because
you're not getting any
543
00:31:23,500 --> 00:31:26,330
doesn't mean the rest of us
have to act like nuns, does it?
544
00:31:26,365 --> 00:31:28,135
Anyway, he's fit.
545
00:31:28,170 --> 00:31:30,335
If you like
that sort of thing.
546
00:31:30,370 --> 00:31:32,465
Um,
but don't mention it to Bill.
547
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:35,470
I wouldn't want him to think
that I put it about.
548
00:31:51,330 --> 00:31:52,465
Look.
549
00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:54,270
Gemma, look.
What are they doing?
550
00:31:55,470 --> 00:31:57,570
You are rusty, aren't you?
551
00:31:57,605 --> 00:31:59,267
But she dumped him.
552
00:31:59,302 --> 00:32:00,895
Could have fooled me.
553
00:32:00,930 --> 00:32:02,900
Well, that's exactly
what she's done.
554
00:32:02,935 --> 00:32:04,370
She's fooled everyone.
555
00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:09,130
I'm sorry,
what is your problem?
556
00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:13,100
It's called a kiss.
It's a young person's thing.
557
00:32:13,135 --> 00:32:17,295
You think
you're so smart, don't you?
558
00:32:17,330 --> 00:32:21,870
Well, you see, Beth here,
she's played everyone.
559
00:32:23,130 --> 00:32:26,900
Your mother's murder was
all about money, wasn't it?
560
00:32:26,935 --> 00:32:28,135
Daddy pulled your allowance.
561
00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:30,370
But that wasn't a problem
because you were about to get
562
00:32:30,405 --> 00:32:32,370
a whole load more
from your mother, weren't you?
563
00:32:32,405 --> 00:32:34,795
But there were
certain conditions.
564
00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:39,270
Maybe that any suitors
needed Mother's approval?
565
00:32:39,305 --> 00:32:40,900
That why
she had this one followed?
566
00:32:40,935 --> 00:32:42,535
What are you talking about?
567
00:32:42,570 --> 00:32:44,700
I didn't care
what she thought.
568
00:32:44,735 --> 00:32:46,665
Really?
569
00:32:46,700 --> 00:32:49,735
I think
you murdered your mother
570
00:32:49,770 --> 00:32:52,900
and did it in such a way that it
pointed the finger of suspicion
571
00:32:52,935 --> 00:32:55,017
at all
her green-fingered friends.
572
00:32:55,052 --> 00:32:57,376
So that
you could get your hands
573
00:32:57,411 --> 00:32:59,855
on not just
your 21st-birthday money
574
00:32:59,890 --> 00:33:02,265
but every penny
that your mother owned.
575
00:33:02,300 --> 00:33:06,900
And now free and liberated
from all her tyranny,
576
00:33:06,935 --> 00:33:11,500
you hurl yourself back
into his big, bulging biceps.
577
00:33:26,100 --> 00:33:28,500
No takers, then?
578
00:33:31,830 --> 00:33:33,895
Beth came to see me
this morning.
579
00:33:33,930 --> 00:33:35,595
She'd just been to see
her mother's lawyers
580
00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:38,230
and very kindly asked
for her entire inheritance
581
00:33:38,265 --> 00:33:39,900
to be donated
to the village appeal.
582
00:33:41,330 --> 00:33:42,300
All of it?
583
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:47,035
Not really a huge fan
of materialism, to be honest.
584
00:33:47,070 --> 00:33:49,870
Plus, sadly, me and my mum
were never that close,
585
00:33:49,905 --> 00:33:52,670
so it would just seem wrong
taking her money now.
586
00:33:54,230 --> 00:33:56,695
So how come she took you back?
587
00:33:56,730 --> 00:33:58,700
I promised
to stop shagging about.
588
00:33:58,735 --> 00:33:59,770
Yeah.
589
00:34:13,330 --> 00:34:15,930
I mean, how was I supposed to
know that Beth was a saint?
590
00:34:15,965 --> 00:34:18,247
I mean, what is wrong
with young people these days?
591
00:34:18,282 --> 00:34:20,530
Don't they want to
milk their parents for money?
592
00:34:20,565 --> 00:34:24,570
Think we should go in?
Second half now.
593
00:34:24,605 --> 00:34:25,665
Hang on a sec.
594
00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:28,135
What did Bill say
about how Mary was killed?
595
00:34:28,170 --> 00:34:32,870
That it wasn't garden wire.
It was metal, but thinner.
596
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:34,670
Like a guitar string?
597
00:34:35,630 --> 00:34:38,500
Maybe it's not just the notes
she strangles.
598
00:34:45,430 --> 00:34:46,495
Really?
599
00:34:46,530 --> 00:34:47,495
You disappeared.
600
00:34:47,530 --> 00:34:49,230
You went out the back,
and you never came back.
601
00:34:49,265 --> 00:34:50,682
You could have come back
for an encore.
602
00:34:50,717 --> 00:34:52,100
You could have done
another six songs.
603
00:34:52,135 --> 00:34:53,300
No.
604
00:35:08,770 --> 00:35:10,970
- You get a good night's sleep.
- Thanks, Bernie.
605
00:35:11,005 --> 00:35:13,170
You were marvelous.
Absolutely marvelous.
606
00:35:13,205 --> 00:35:14,700
- Night-night.
- Night.
607
00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:22,470
Suspects heading south
down Carsely Lane.
608
00:35:22,505 --> 00:35:23,795
Very fast.
609
00:35:23,830 --> 00:35:26,730
Very fast indeed.
610
00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:34,170
Someone's coming.
611
00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:02,535
Aah!
612
00:36:02,570 --> 00:36:05,100
No one two-times me,
you loser.
613
00:36:05,135 --> 00:36:05,865
Mick?
614
00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:07,930
Never mind him.
Just you tell me one thing.
615
00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:09,630
How did you feel
when Mary Fortune
616
00:36:09,665 --> 00:36:10,770
tried to cancel your gig?
617
00:36:10,805 --> 00:36:11,635
Did she?
618
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,500
She doesn't know.
I didn't mention it to her.
619
00:36:13,535 --> 00:36:15,465
Okay.
620
00:36:15,500 --> 00:36:18,570
Well, was Mary Fortune ever
rude to you about your singing?
621
00:36:18,605 --> 00:36:20,452
No. Why?
What is this?
622
00:36:20,487 --> 00:36:22,265
Important is what it is.
623
00:36:22,300 --> 00:36:24,665
A dig, a rude remark,
a nasty comment.
624
00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:27,700
"Voice like a strangled
parakeet" ring any bells?
625
00:36:27,735 --> 00:36:30,635
No.
Wh
626
00:36:30,670 --> 00:36:33,100
Well, she never said
anything to me.
627
00:36:41,900 --> 00:36:43,630
Hello.
How are you doing?
628
00:36:43,665 --> 00:36:45,547
- Good, thank you.
629
00:36:45,582 --> 00:36:47,430
Please have a look.
630
00:37:07,430 --> 00:37:08,900
Just the one, please.
631
00:37:08,935 --> 00:37:10,100
A pound, please.
632
00:37:10,135 --> 00:37:12,100
Thank you.
633
00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:26,100
You didn't catch the joyriders,
did you?
634
00:37:26,135 --> 00:37:28,300
No. They just disappeared
into thin air.
635
00:37:28,335 --> 00:37:30,952
Somewhere down there, maybe?
636
00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:33,535
Yeah.
How did you know?
637
00:37:33,570 --> 00:37:37,100
Car keys. I should have
realized earlier, Bill.
638
00:37:37,135 --> 00:37:39,002
Why do you think we all
take it in turns
639
00:37:39,037 --> 00:37:41,283
to take the Boggles
out on day trips?
640
00:37:41,318 --> 00:37:43,374
- Because they don't have a car.
- Exactly.
641
00:37:43,409 --> 00:37:45,430
Well, Sarah took them
to Birmingham last week,
642
00:37:45,465 --> 00:37:46,700
and they said they got lost.
643
00:37:46,735 --> 00:37:47,935
Only they didn't.
644
00:37:47,970 --> 00:37:51,435
They went shopping, and then
they made their own way home.
645
00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:54,900
And last night they were in
the pub with a set of car keys.
646
00:38:06,670 --> 00:38:09,230
Give her another blast, Mrs. B.
647
00:38:14,130 --> 00:38:17,530
Well, I always wanted to be
a fast-and-furious speed freak.
648
00:38:17,565 --> 00:38:18,895
Freak.
649
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:21,030
Never too late.
650
00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:23,095
Vroom, vroom!
651
00:38:23,130 --> 00:38:25,100
To follow your dream.
652
00:38:27,130 --> 00:38:28,435
They're going like hotcakes.
653
00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:30,300
It's gone so well.
We've sold so many.
654
00:38:30,335 --> 00:38:32,282
Good stuff.
655
00:38:32,317 --> 00:38:34,195
Agatha, hello.
656
00:38:34,230 --> 00:38:36,700
Awfully fond of Berenice,
aren't you, Bernie?
657
00:38:36,735 --> 00:38:38,535
She's a lovely girl.
658
00:38:38,570 --> 00:38:40,770
Just needs her confidence
building, that's all.
659
00:38:40,805 --> 00:38:42,770
Last night
did her a power of good.
660
00:38:42,805 --> 00:38:43,535
Yeah?
661
00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:45,870
With her new guitar
that -- that you got for her.
662
00:38:45,905 --> 00:38:47,695
Well, it was
a special occasion.
663
00:38:47,730 --> 00:38:50,230
Yeah. That Mary
tried to stop happening.
664
00:38:50,265 --> 00:38:52,730
And when
she compared Berenice
665
00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:54,865
to a strangled parakeet,
666
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,770
you couldn't handle that,
could you?
667
00:38:56,805 --> 00:38:58,835
I don't know what you mean.
668
00:38:58,870 --> 00:39:01,400
No, I mean,
you could cope with the fish,
669
00:39:01,435 --> 00:39:03,930
but anyone being horrible
about Berenice...
670
00:39:03,965 --> 00:39:06,230
I mean, just what
was Mary's problem?
671
00:39:06,265 --> 00:39:08,235
No.
Was it jealousy?
672
00:39:08,270 --> 00:39:10,870
I wasn't aware
there was a problem.
673
00:39:10,905 --> 00:39:13,470
I mean,
I think "strangled parakeet"
674
00:39:13,505 --> 00:39:15,370
was really putting it mildly.
675
00:39:15,405 --> 00:39:17,535
What?
I don't think so.
676
00:39:17,570 --> 00:39:20,200
Giving tone-deaf birds
a bad name, Bill?
677
00:39:20,235 --> 00:39:22,467
Absolutely.
Enough to make your ears bleed.
678
00:39:22,502 --> 00:39:24,700
You should have heard
what they were saying
679
00:39:24,735 --> 00:39:26,082
in the pub last night.
680
00:39:26,117 --> 00:39:27,395
Well, they're wrong.
681
00:39:27,430 --> 00:39:28,665
I think that you need to stop
682
00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:30,570
giving people like Berenice
false hopes.
683
00:39:30,605 --> 00:39:32,065
I'm not.
She's very talented.
684
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:33,930
Much fairer
to be straight with her
685
00:39:33,965 --> 00:39:35,735
and put her out of her misery,
686
00:39:35,770 --> 00:39:38,970
like the talentless no-hoper
that she is.
687
00:39:39,005 --> 00:39:40,095
In fact, do you know what?
688
00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,430
I'm gonna go
and tell her right now.
689
00:39:42,465 --> 00:39:44,730
- No, you mustn't. You can't.
- Watch me.
690
00:39:48,230 --> 00:39:50,735
Was that your fear with Mary?
691
00:39:50,770 --> 00:39:52,970
Is that what you thought
she was gonna do?
692
00:39:53,005 --> 00:39:55,065
Come on, Bernie, admit it.
693
00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:58,500
You strangled her
with a guitar string.
694
00:39:58,535 --> 00:40:00,735
Mary was poison!
695
00:40:00,770 --> 00:40:03,395
Why? Because she was
a thwarted singer?
696
00:40:03,430 --> 00:40:06,280
She was bitter and
twisted that she never made it.
697
00:40:06,315 --> 00:40:09,292
As soon as she discovered
I was a music teacher,
698
00:40:09,327 --> 00:40:12,270
she never stopped
talking about her singing.
699
00:40:12,305 --> 00:40:14,065
How she'd given it up
to get married.
700
00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,835
Like she was the only one
who ever had a dream.
701
00:40:16,870 --> 00:40:20,170
She'd have done anything she
could to crush Berenice's hopes.
702
00:40:20,205 --> 00:40:21,465
And you couldn't have that.
703
00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:24,065
Berenice's confidence
would never have recovered.
704
00:40:24,100 --> 00:40:27,700
And she deserves the chance
to feel good about herself.
705
00:40:31,170 --> 00:40:32,665
We all do.
706
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,065
Well, maybe Mary did too.
707
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:37,700
Instead of which,
you planted her.
708
00:40:37,735 --> 00:40:40,265
- Bernard Spott...
- In my day...
709
00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:42,065
- I'm arresting you...
- you stood up to bullies.
710
00:40:42,100 --> 00:40:44,230
- for the murder of Mary Fortune.
- That's what Mary Fortune was.
711
00:40:44,265 --> 00:40:45,982
A bully!
But no one ever said anything!
712
00:40:46,017 --> 00:40:47,700
You have the right
to remain silent...
713
00:40:47,735 --> 00:40:49,395
It's all right, love!
714
00:40:49,430 --> 00:40:51,430
Don't worry.
I'll be fine.
715
00:40:51,465 --> 00:40:52,630
You go for it, dear.
716
00:40:52,665 --> 00:40:54,730
Come on, now.
717
00:40:58,270 --> 00:41:01,000
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for,
718
00:41:01,035 --> 00:41:03,730
to find out the winner
of this year's best garden.
719
00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:06,870
The award for best garden
goes to...
720
00:41:09,830 --> 00:41:12,900
Joint winners Sarah Bloxby
and Mrs. Josephs.
721
00:41:19,230 --> 00:41:20,700
Congratulations.
722
00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:33,700
Well done, darling.
723
00:41:34,770 --> 00:41:39,470
And now we have an award
for best original garden.
724
00:41:39,505 --> 00:41:41,935
The recipient
of this year's award
725
00:41:41,970 --> 00:41:46,570
for most original garden
is Agatha Raisin.
726
00:41:47,830 --> 00:41:50,370
Yes!
727
00:41:52,230 --> 00:41:53,135
Are you sure?
728
00:41:53,170 --> 00:41:54,700
Okay, Beth, do you want to
get out now?
729
00:41:56,770 --> 00:41:58,830
Thank you!
730
00:41:58,865 --> 00:42:01,135
Aah!
731
00:42:01,170 --> 00:42:02,970
That is nice for her.
732
00:42:03,005 --> 00:42:04,770
Love you, green fingers!
733
00:42:04,805 --> 00:42:06,295
Whoo!
734
00:42:06,330 --> 00:42:08,700
Thank you all very much
for taking part.
735
00:42:08,735 --> 00:42:11,502
Photographers this way,
please.
736
00:42:11,537 --> 00:42:14,270
- Okay, get as much as you want.
737
00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:27,000
The "it" girl
with a conscience.
738
00:42:27,035 --> 00:42:28,665
The global blogging sensation
739
00:42:28,700 --> 00:42:30,730
who gave her inheritance
to the church.
740
00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:31,865
- Gold dust!
741
00:42:31,900 --> 00:42:35,635
A lot of fuss, though, isn't it,
all that?
742
00:42:35,670 --> 00:42:38,770
You don't miss it, do you?
All that shenanigans?
743
00:42:38,805 --> 00:42:41,037
Nah.
Been there, done that.
744
00:42:41,072 --> 00:42:43,270
What I really miss is...
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