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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:52,836 --> 00:00:56,169 Subtitles Perfected By: SubCommander 2 00:00:56,903 --> 00:00:58,724 The Overworld, 3 00:00:59,025 --> 00:01:01,928 the biggest sandbox in the universe, 4 00:01:01,961 --> 00:01:04,665 is full of epic tales. 5 00:01:04,843 --> 00:01:07,474 Millions and billions of them. 6 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:09,247 Well, guess what? 7 00:01:09,580 --> 00:01:12,661 This one is all mine. 8 00:01:20,980 --> 00:01:23,015 My name is Steve. 9 00:01:23,049 --> 00:01:26,285 And as a child, I yearned for the mines. 10 00:01:31,663 --> 00:01:33,627 But it didn't really work out. 11 00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:36,648 Go on! Get out of here! 12 00:01:37,417 --> 00:01:38,611 -Mommy! -So, I did a terrible thing. 13 00:01:38,636 --> 00:01:40,401 Go on! Shoo! 14 00:01:40,499 --> 00:01:41,764 -I grew up. -Run! 15 00:01:43,007 --> 00:01:44,669 Yep, that's me. 16 00:01:44,802 --> 00:01:47,240 Same shirt, same pants. 17 00:01:47,273 --> 00:01:50,143 The only thing missing, was my soul. 18 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,614 What was I doing with my life? 19 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:56,182 I wasn't meant to sell doorknobs. 20 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:01,270 And then one day, I remembered something! 21 00:02:02,378 --> 00:02:03,902 Yeah ha ha! 22 00:02:06,385 --> 00:02:08,139 That's right! 23 00:02:08,602 --> 00:02:09,929 The mines! 24 00:02:11,063 --> 00:02:13,199 So I geared up to dig deeper 25 00:02:13,232 --> 00:02:15,469 and find out what I'd been missing. 26 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:18,493 And this time, I was unstoppable. 27 00:02:31,177 --> 00:02:32,523 Head fake! Oh, yeah. 28 00:02:32,548 --> 00:02:33,716 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 29 00:02:33,741 --> 00:02:36,356 -My moment had finally come. -Yeah. 30 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,648 I could just taste the adventure! 31 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:41,571 So, I mined my brains out. 32 00:02:42,228 --> 00:02:45,198 Until I found two mysterious artifacts. 33 00:02:45,411 --> 00:02:46,554 This thingy. 34 00:02:47,827 --> 00:02:49,935 -And that cool thingy. -Ohhh... 35 00:02:50,778 --> 00:02:53,577 And when I put those two thingies together... 36 00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:56,601 ...you guessed it. 37 00:02:57,168 --> 00:03:00,126 It opened a portal to another world. 38 00:03:02,283 --> 00:03:04,436 The Overworld! 39 00:03:05,849 --> 00:03:06,849 Oh! 40 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:11,733 This place blew my mind. 41 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,702 I'd never seen anything like it. 42 00:03:24,261 --> 00:03:25,314 Whoa! 43 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:28,851 Turns out it was the place I'd been looking for my whole life. 44 00:03:29,016 --> 00:03:31,562 A world where anything you can imagine, 45 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:32,916 you can create! 46 00:03:34,481 --> 00:03:36,293 This is my first house. 47 00:03:36,318 --> 00:03:37,049 Bam! 48 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:39,040 -My second house. -Pshh! 49 00:03:39,065 --> 00:03:42,221 And my third house, made entirely of sheep's wool. 50 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:43,189 Pink house! 51 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:45,554 Life was good. 52 00:03:47,493 --> 00:03:50,430 Except at night, which happens about every 20 minutes. 53 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:55,738 It was times like these I wished I had a friend. 54 00:03:58,210 --> 00:04:02,288 And then I heard it. The howl of companionship. 55 00:04:04,307 --> 00:04:08,214 Actually, it was a wolf that wanted to eat me. 56 00:04:08,239 --> 00:04:10,968 So I tamed him with a crusty femur bone. 57 00:04:10,993 --> 00:04:12,719 -Maybe a bone, huh? -Yeah. 58 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,491 Hoo-hoo! 59 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,501 Attaboy... 60 00:04:17,086 --> 00:04:18,157 ...Dennis. 61 00:04:18,182 --> 00:04:20,706 He like a scratchy-scratch on the nariz. 62 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:21,795 Yeah! 63 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,991 Dennis and I were inseparable. 64 00:04:25,847 --> 00:04:28,016 We did everything together. 65 00:04:28,694 --> 00:04:30,121 Hoo hoo! 66 00:04:31,701 --> 00:04:34,537 We built endless masterpieces. 67 00:04:37,096 --> 00:04:39,347 The more I built, the better I got. 68 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,902 Dennis, check it out! 69 00:04:41,927 --> 00:04:43,629 ♪ Welcome to Steve's ♪ 70 00:04:43,654 --> 00:04:44,975 Ohh! Ohh! Yeah! 71 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,618 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 72 00:04:46,643 --> 00:04:49,521 Lucky for me, pandas love to party. 73 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:51,826 And cows! 74 00:04:52,919 --> 00:04:55,287 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 75 00:04:55,547 --> 00:04:57,539 Life was perfect. 76 00:04:57,835 --> 00:05:00,047 And the years simply flew by. 77 00:05:02,498 --> 00:05:03,755 Whoa... 78 00:05:04,926 --> 00:05:06,575 Until one day, I came across 79 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:08,793 some strange ruins. 80 00:05:09,031 --> 00:05:11,296 And a conveniently placed chest. 81 00:05:11,321 --> 00:05:12,417 Ha-hah! 82 00:05:14,034 --> 00:05:15,445 Flint and steel. 83 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:17,802 Whoa! 84 00:05:17,881 --> 00:05:19,191 Hoo hooo! 85 00:05:21,386 --> 00:05:22,577 Dennis! 86 00:05:22,997 --> 00:05:24,495 No, Dennis. 87 00:05:27,890 --> 00:05:30,415 Turns out, we'd just opened a portal 88 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,381 to a totally new dimension. 89 00:05:33,854 --> 00:05:35,486 The Nether. 90 00:05:36,703 --> 00:05:39,805 There was no joy or creativity at all. 91 00:05:40,575 --> 00:05:43,598 Just a mindless lust for gold. 92 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:45,668 Dennis! 93 00:05:46,321 --> 00:05:49,970 These piglin brutes had mined this realm into oblivion, 94 00:05:50,134 --> 00:05:51,885 led by Malgosha, 95 00:05:52,035 --> 00:05:55,262 the evil piglin sorceress who ruled the place. 96 00:05:55,287 --> 00:05:58,126 Who are you, and why are you so round? 97 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,687 Leave the dog! 98 00:06:00,234 --> 00:06:01,577 Take me instead. 99 00:06:01,602 --> 00:06:02,667 No, thanks. 100 00:06:02,761 --> 00:06:04,389 I'll take both of you. 101 00:06:04,537 --> 00:06:05,756 And that Orb. 102 00:06:06,053 --> 00:06:07,706 Let's get one thing straight. 103 00:06:08,047 --> 00:06:11,763 Where I come from, we call this a cube. 104 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:13,373 Seize them! 105 00:06:13,674 --> 00:06:16,543 Malgosha had finally got what she'd always wanted, 106 00:06:16,576 --> 00:06:18,578 the Orb of Dominance. 107 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,279 The most powerful cube-shaped orb 108 00:06:20,313 --> 00:06:21,936 in the entire universe. 109 00:06:21,999 --> 00:06:23,750 Listen up, you pigs! 110 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:26,780 With this Orb, I will pillage the Overworld, 111 00:06:26,805 --> 00:06:30,071 and all its gold will be ours! 112 00:06:30,096 --> 00:06:31,641 I couldn't let this happen. 113 00:06:31,666 --> 00:06:33,449 The Overworld had saved me, 114 00:06:33,474 --> 00:06:35,870 and now I had to try to save it. 115 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,929 We have to stop her, Dennis. 116 00:06:39,587 --> 00:06:41,208 So we escaped! 117 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:43,379 And stole back the Orb! 118 00:06:45,251 --> 00:06:47,549 The Roundling got away! 119 00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:50,343 Find him and bring me that Orb! 120 00:06:50,377 --> 00:06:52,312 Hurry, Dennis. Take this to Earth. 121 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,774 Follow my scent to 149 Holly Oak Drive. 122 00:06:54,799 --> 00:06:55,862 You got that, boy? 123 00:06:55,887 --> 00:06:56,698 Good boy. 124 00:06:56,723 --> 00:06:58,388 You're the last hope for this world. 125 00:06:58,413 --> 00:07:00,149 Now, run! Go, boy! 126 00:07:00,387 --> 00:07:01,988 Go fluff nugget! 127 00:07:02,022 --> 00:07:04,252 You got this, Dennis, I love you! 128 00:07:04,695 --> 00:07:05,735 Run! 129 00:07:05,917 --> 00:07:06,818 Get off of me! 130 00:07:09,453 --> 00:07:11,551 Dennis was a hero that day. 131 00:07:11,823 --> 00:07:13,625 He ran like the wind. 132 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,369 I didn't know if I'd ever see him again, 133 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:18,779 but we had a world to save. 134 00:07:22,450 --> 00:07:25,373 So he ran all the way back to my house on Earth 135 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:28,652 and hid the most powerful object in existence 136 00:07:28,677 --> 00:07:31,068 under my waterbed. 137 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:39,893 As long as the Orb stays hidden, 138 00:07:40,106 --> 00:07:42,214 the Overworld will be safe. 139 00:07:50,590 --> 00:07:54,534 Wait a second. Putting it under my waterbed's a horrible plan! 140 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,937 Yeah. 141 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:26,369 In the late 1980s, 142 00:08:26,394 --> 00:08:29,994 Garrett Garrison took the gaming world by storm... 143 00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:34,283 ...becoming the undisputed champion of the hit arcade game, 144 00:08:34,308 --> 00:08:36,425 Hunk City Rampage. 145 00:08:40,481 --> 00:08:41,138 Yeah! 146 00:08:41,163 --> 00:08:44,247 His mastery of this two player co-op 147 00:08:44,279 --> 00:08:46,095 shocked the world. 148 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:01,245 His effective use of the garbage toss move 149 00:09:01,270 --> 00:09:05,109 earned him the nickname, "The Garbage Man." 150 00:09:05,134 --> 00:09:06,602 Pretty soon, he became 151 00:09:06,627 --> 00:09:08,739 the envy of the gaming world 152 00:09:08,764 --> 00:09:11,062 after landing a lucrative deal 153 00:09:11,087 --> 00:09:12,458 with Sizzler. 154 00:09:14,721 --> 00:09:15,989 Yeah! 155 00:09:16,074 --> 00:09:17,657 Whoo! 156 00:09:17,855 --> 00:09:18,956 Yeah, baby! 157 00:09:19,718 --> 00:09:20,685 Garbage Man! 158 00:09:23,890 --> 00:09:25,191 Yeah, baby! 159 00:09:26,047 --> 00:09:28,071 One thing's for sure... 160 00:09:28,795 --> 00:09:29,340 Yeah! 161 00:09:29,365 --> 00:09:31,504 ...this kid had it all. 162 00:09:31,538 --> 00:09:33,841 -Yeah! -Time to take out the trash. 163 00:09:34,032 --> 00:09:34,967 Yeah! 164 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:36,910 Mmm... Boo-rah! 165 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,190 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison? 166 00:09:41,215 --> 00:09:42,382 No autographs. 167 00:09:44,231 --> 00:09:45,609 Have a nice day. 168 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:17,301 Whoo! Yeah! Super cool! 169 00:10:18,174 --> 00:10:19,987 Garrett "The Garbage Man." 170 00:10:20,237 --> 00:10:22,039 To what do we owe this pleasure? 171 00:10:22,064 --> 00:10:23,016 Pleasure? 172 00:10:23,041 --> 00:10:25,106 Think I come to storage auctions for fun? 173 00:10:25,777 --> 00:10:27,372 I'm a businessman, Daryl. 174 00:10:27,555 --> 00:10:28,485 An investor. 175 00:10:28,510 --> 00:10:31,671 Well, I'm about to shovel some coal into your choo-choo train. 176 00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:33,643 You're gonna love this next unit. 177 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,815 It's got a waterbed. 178 00:10:35,893 --> 00:10:37,844 It's got some pickaxes. 179 00:10:37,869 --> 00:10:41,708 It's got a huge can of mixed nuts. 180 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:45,978 It's got an array of unisex turquoise blouses. 181 00:10:46,182 --> 00:10:47,251 That sounds terrible. 182 00:10:47,284 --> 00:10:50,692 I think it's also got a 1978 Atari Cosmos. 183 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:51,950 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 184 00:10:51,975 --> 00:10:54,249 1978 Atari Cosmos? 185 00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:55,522 That's what it says here. 186 00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:57,174 Those things are worth a frickin' fortune. 187 00:10:57,199 --> 00:10:58,377 Heck, yeah, they are. 188 00:10:58,502 --> 00:10:59,224 Bro... 189 00:10:59,848 --> 00:11:00,937 ...if you make this happen for me, 190 00:11:00,962 --> 00:11:03,673 I will strongly consider hanging out with you. 191 00:11:03,767 --> 00:11:05,724 -You serious, bro? -Yep. 192 00:11:06,646 --> 00:11:10,897 Two big buffaloes like us out there, in the wild, 193 00:11:10,967 --> 00:11:14,382 wearing unisex turquoise blouses. 194 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:16,710 Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion. 195 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,266 The ladies aren't gonna know what-- 196 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:20,814 Listen, if you could keep the hammer price under a hundy, 197 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,165 I'll make all your weird fanboy dreams come true. 198 00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:24,343 Okay? 199 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,838 Two loose cannons, wearing turquoise blouses. 200 00:11:28,863 --> 00:11:29,847 Yeah. 201 00:11:30,263 --> 00:11:31,230 Let's do it. 202 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,760 And we got 500 dollars, 500 dollars over here. 203 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,929 We got 500 dollars. We got six, do we have six? 204 00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:38,064 Do we have 600 dollars? We got 600 dollars over here. 205 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,834 I'll go over here, 700 dollars, we got 700 dollars. 206 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,736 We got 700 dollars here. We got 800 dollars over here. 207 00:11:42,769 --> 00:11:44,721 We got 850. Do we hear 850? 208 00:11:44,746 --> 00:11:46,039 Do we-- 850 over here. 209 00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,177 Do we hear any more? Do we hear 900? 900? 210 00:11:48,202 --> 00:11:50,110 Nine hundred, going once, 900 going twice. 211 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,835 And 900 going three times. 212 00:11:51,860 --> 00:11:54,421 And sold to hometown hero, 213 00:11:54,446 --> 00:11:57,631 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison, for 900 dollars. 214 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,518 I wouldn't cash that for about six months. 215 00:12:02,776 --> 00:12:03,452 What? 216 00:12:04,655 --> 00:12:06,926 Come to papa! Cosmos! 217 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:08,128 Whoo! 218 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,341 Daryl? Where is it? 219 00:12:20,374 --> 00:12:21,975 I'm sorry. I didn't check the box. 220 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:25,178 -Whoa, whoa, whoa... -Where's the Atari? 221 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,080 -Whoa! -There's no Atari in here! 222 00:12:27,113 --> 00:12:29,906 That does not mean you can trash this unit! 223 00:12:30,895 --> 00:12:32,763 I'm up against it, man, I'm-- 224 00:12:34,574 --> 00:12:35,542 Oh, no. 225 00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:37,386 My store. 226 00:12:37,411 --> 00:12:40,074 My wrists aren't what they used to be. I just... 227 00:12:42,582 --> 00:12:44,556 I need a win, man. I need... 228 00:12:45,048 --> 00:12:46,375 I need a win. 229 00:12:46,487 --> 00:12:48,117 When are you gonna stop looking for treasure 230 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,836 inside a storage unit... 231 00:12:50,472 --> 00:12:53,340 and recognize that the real treasure... 232 00:12:54,261 --> 00:12:55,996 ...is inside your heart? 233 00:12:58,907 --> 00:13:00,675 Let's roll, everyone. 234 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,491 This man has no respect for the storage community. 235 00:13:06,172 --> 00:13:07,508 Daryl. 236 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:12,992 Oh, man. 237 00:13:28,007 --> 00:13:30,361 Oh, no! 238 00:13:31,177 --> 00:13:32,779 Oh, man! 239 00:13:33,793 --> 00:13:35,328 What the frick? 240 00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:46,924 Look, Chuglass was not my first choice either, 241 00:13:46,949 --> 00:13:49,262 but it was Mom's dying wish for us to live here. 242 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,831 Or at least that's how I interpreted it. 243 00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:54,313 Yeah, I read something online. 244 00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:55,768 This place sucks. 245 00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,130 Anyways, rent is super low, 246 00:13:58,155 --> 00:13:59,343 and I've got a full-time gig here, 247 00:13:59,368 --> 00:14:01,946 so it's not really an offer we can turn down right now. 248 00:14:02,469 --> 00:14:03,910 Yeah, I get it. 249 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,472 Look, I think you're really gonna like it here. 250 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,729 What's going on with that dude? 251 00:14:15,662 --> 00:14:18,181 Oh, my gosh, Henry, we're in Chuglass. 252 00:14:18,206 --> 00:14:20,122 Say hi to Chuggy the Chip. 253 00:14:26,478 --> 00:14:28,902 All right. This is the new neighborhood. 254 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:30,236 When was this house built? 255 00:14:30,249 --> 00:14:31,559 Ha ha haa! 256 00:14:31,584 --> 00:14:33,574 It's so nice to meet you. 257 00:14:33,599 --> 00:14:34,853 Yeah, nice to meet you. 258 00:14:34,878 --> 00:14:37,309 Uh, your new bosses sent you this. 259 00:14:37,997 --> 00:14:38,691 Oh... 260 00:14:38,716 --> 00:14:41,933 Yeah, people love working at the potato chip factory. 261 00:14:42,050 --> 00:14:43,249 Yeah, well, I'm, uh, 262 00:14:43,274 --> 00:14:44,951 I'm running their socials for a little bit. 263 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:47,215 I said I'd get their follower count past 75. 264 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,598 Nice! You must be Henry. 265 00:14:49,623 --> 00:14:51,281 Nice to meet you. I'm Dawn. 266 00:14:51,367 --> 00:14:53,893 Hi. Why is there an alpaca hanging out of your car? 267 00:14:54,928 --> 00:14:57,130 Well, real estate's not my only hustle. 268 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,827 I also do some mobile zoo stuff on the side. 269 00:14:59,852 --> 00:15:01,597 Anyhoo, I gotta run. 270 00:15:01,622 --> 00:15:03,373 Call me if you need anything. 271 00:15:04,497 --> 00:15:07,933 Also... I'm really sorry about your mom. 272 00:15:08,292 --> 00:15:09,858 It's really brave what you're doing. 273 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:11,303 I hope you know that. 274 00:15:12,858 --> 00:15:14,158 Thank you. 275 00:15:16,575 --> 00:15:18,948 Chill out, man. I'm coming. 276 00:15:18,973 --> 00:15:19,992 Golly! 277 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,742 Henry! Breakfast is ready! 278 00:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,166 Coming! 279 00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:01,825 Check it out. 280 00:16:02,751 --> 00:16:05,932 I made you Mom's signature Tater Tot breakfast pizza. 281 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,435 So you can hand out slices on your first day. 282 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:10,437 I thought you wanted me to seem normal. 283 00:16:10,471 --> 00:16:11,505 I do. 284 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,402 I'm just trying to help you out. 285 00:16:14,138 --> 00:16:15,537 I got you some body spray. 286 00:16:15,834 --> 00:16:18,070 Signature scents are huge here. 287 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:19,674 Velvet Mischief? 288 00:16:19,699 --> 00:16:21,515 You're gonna want to spray it and then walk into it. 289 00:16:21,540 --> 00:16:23,603 Don't be too direct. It's really powerful. 290 00:16:24,088 --> 00:16:25,624 -Okay. -Love you. 291 00:16:26,378 --> 00:16:27,580 Love you, too. 292 00:16:28,087 --> 00:16:30,023 Smells like banana bread and poo. 293 00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:03,934 Your store's really cool. 294 00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:05,443 Yeah, I know. 295 00:17:05,639 --> 00:17:07,450 Looking for anything in particular? 296 00:17:07,622 --> 00:17:09,467 Nah, just checking some stuff out. 297 00:17:09,492 --> 00:17:12,065 Non-committal. Classic loser mentality. 298 00:17:12,187 --> 00:17:13,087 I can help. 299 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:16,102 I'm starting a mentorship program 300 00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:18,288 for people who want to win at the game of life. 301 00:17:18,779 --> 00:17:20,099 Fifty bucks an hour. 302 00:17:20,364 --> 00:17:21,123 Cool. 303 00:17:21,177 --> 00:17:22,767 How do you actually win at life? 304 00:17:23,230 --> 00:17:25,412 That's literally the answer I charge money for. 305 00:17:27,821 --> 00:17:30,070 Tots. What's with the breakfast pizza? 306 00:17:30,095 --> 00:17:31,017 My sister made it. 307 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,320 I'm supposed to hand out slices at school to make friends. 308 00:17:33,354 --> 00:17:35,680 A little desperate for day one, don't you think? 309 00:17:35,992 --> 00:17:38,433 I also notice that you're wearing Velvet Mischief. 310 00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:40,327 It's a wonderful cologne. 311 00:17:40,439 --> 00:17:41,961 And I strongly believe that every young man 312 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,430 should have his own signature scent. 313 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,333 I didn't think I applied very much. 314 00:17:46,425 --> 00:17:48,971 Listen, I'm gonna give you a hot Garbage tip. 315 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:50,974 Friendship is like a puzzle. 316 00:17:50,999 --> 00:17:53,039 Sometimes you think you need lots of pieces to be cool. 317 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,517 And sometimes it's just one piece to be cool. 318 00:17:55,728 --> 00:17:56,976 And people will be like, 319 00:17:57,100 --> 00:17:59,372 "That's not a puzzle, that's a picture." 320 00:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,091 And they have a right to speak, too. 321 00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:03,792 Any questions? 322 00:18:03,941 --> 00:18:05,246 Yeah. Quite a few, actually. 323 00:18:05,271 --> 00:18:08,389 Listen, kid. The point is, there's no "I" in team. 324 00:18:08,619 --> 00:18:10,357 But there are two in winning. 325 00:18:11,188 --> 00:18:13,025 Okay, well, I gotta go to school. 326 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:14,786 Whatever, nerd. Just leave the pizza. 327 00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:22,067 All right. Let's put this nametag on. 328 00:18:22,508 --> 00:18:24,937 Uh, why does it have an exclamation point? 329 00:18:25,636 --> 00:18:28,475 Oh, Henry, we're just so thrilled to have you. 330 00:18:28,509 --> 00:18:31,210 You know, you're the first student to enroll here, 331 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:34,314 ever since that article came out about the school rankings. 332 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,565 Anyway, I'm Vice Principal Marlene, 333 00:18:37,598 --> 00:18:39,235 and I'm an open book. 334 00:18:39,491 --> 00:18:41,436 You probably heard that my husband, Clemente, 335 00:18:41,461 --> 00:18:43,089 recently divorced me. 336 00:18:43,357 --> 00:18:46,959 And to be honest, I expected it to hurt more than it does. 337 00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:50,870 You know, the fire went out on our marriage 20 years ago, 338 00:18:51,122 --> 00:18:53,619 but we stuck it out for the dogs. 339 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,649 Okay, let's get you to your first class. 340 00:18:59,951 --> 00:19:01,073 Good morning. 341 00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,143 Just a little something about myself. 342 00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,750 I teach gym, I teach art. 343 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,231 Financially... 344 00:19:07,621 --> 00:19:10,000 ...I'm living in a nightmare, okay? 345 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,733 I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy. 346 00:19:12,758 --> 00:19:15,907 Last year, I claimed 4,000 dollars on my tax return. 347 00:19:16,087 --> 00:19:19,493 So in the summer, I do clams and oysters down by the airport. 348 00:19:19,596 --> 00:19:22,396 But most of my money is tied up in a drone kiosk at the mall. 349 00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:26,316 Okay, today we're gonna do a still life. 350 00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:27,959 One orange. 351 00:19:28,270 --> 00:19:29,518 One banana. 352 00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,029 Let's get after it, people. 353 00:19:46,482 --> 00:19:47,657 What is this? 354 00:19:47,682 --> 00:19:49,181 Don't you know what a still life is? 355 00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:50,821 It means you just draw the thing. 356 00:19:50,846 --> 00:19:52,324 Do the assignment next time. 357 00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:55,911 That jetpack would never work. 358 00:19:55,936 --> 00:19:57,971 It's kind of foolproof, actually. It's just math. 359 00:19:57,996 --> 00:20:00,491 My dad said math has been debunked. 360 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:03,817 Check it out. New kid thinks he's a rocket scientist. 361 00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:06,067 I'd love to be a rocket scientist. 362 00:20:06,153 --> 00:20:07,169 So prove it. 363 00:20:34,991 --> 00:20:37,203 All right. Count us down, guys. 364 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:41,576 Five, four, three, two, one! 365 00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:49,392 Okay, so I know that we're all very excited 366 00:20:49,417 --> 00:20:50,659 about the new rebrand, 367 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,196 but I don't think you should 368 00:20:52,221 --> 00:20:54,672 call your party bags, "Salt Sacks." 369 00:21:08,069 --> 00:21:09,425 Chuggy! 370 00:21:09,465 --> 00:21:11,055 Oh, no! 371 00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:18,995 I was never here, okay? 372 00:21:21,011 --> 00:21:23,683 Well, the good news is nobody died. 373 00:21:23,894 --> 00:21:26,285 I'm sorry, okay? It was an accident. 374 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:28,641 This could be grounds for expulsion, Henry. 375 00:21:28,782 --> 00:21:30,662 I need you to call your guardian. 376 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:38,482 Game Over World. 377 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:40,367 Hey, uh, Mr. Garbage Man, it's Henry. 378 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,942 The kid with the Tater Tot breakfast pizza? 379 00:21:41,982 --> 00:21:43,811 Oh, yeah. 380 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:45,980 I have a weird favor to ask. 381 00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:48,375 Uh, could you come to my school and pretend to be my uncle? 382 00:21:48,483 --> 00:21:50,142 No way. I don't do that stuff anymore. 383 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,459 I have 26 bucks. 384 00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,140 Hi, I'm Henry's uncle. 385 00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:04,256 You? 386 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,917 The Trash Bag? 387 00:22:05,942 --> 00:22:07,508 It's actually "Garbage Man." 388 00:22:07,839 --> 00:22:09,863 Garbage Man, huh? 389 00:22:10,068 --> 00:22:14,036 Oh, you can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime. 390 00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:15,636 But you gotta bungee the lid 391 00:22:15,669 --> 00:22:18,350 'cause I got a lot of raccoons in there. 392 00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:22,312 Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot. 393 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,700 I just don't get it. It should have worked. 394 00:22:33,278 --> 00:22:34,454 The math is right. 395 00:22:34,488 --> 00:22:36,642 But I probably just cost my sister her job. 396 00:22:37,484 --> 00:22:38,761 Oh, wow. 397 00:22:39,653 --> 00:22:41,195 You're super creative. 398 00:22:42,157 --> 00:22:43,733 Hey, since you're going to juvie, 399 00:22:43,758 --> 00:22:45,705 you mind if I get this flyer back? 400 00:22:46,205 --> 00:22:48,104 Paper don't grow on trees, and.. 401 00:22:48,281 --> 00:22:50,254 I'm not really allowed in Kinko's anymore. 402 00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:51,644 Well, you can have my book, too. 403 00:22:52,741 --> 00:22:54,135 'Cause I'm done with it. 404 00:22:58,747 --> 00:23:00,609 So what's this stupid junk? 405 00:23:00,965 --> 00:23:02,231 Who cares? 406 00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,051 Probably some new age bullcrap. 407 00:23:05,433 --> 00:23:07,376 I could let it go for like 950. 408 00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:08,939 I wonder what it does. 409 00:23:13,497 --> 00:23:14,502 Hey. 410 00:23:15,197 --> 00:23:16,594 Instructions. 411 00:23:17,127 --> 00:23:21,303 "Never, under any circumstances, combine the Orb and Crystal." 412 00:23:30,855 --> 00:23:32,654 Uh, wait... Uh... 413 00:23:32,679 --> 00:23:34,197 "Do not follow this Orb, 414 00:23:34,222 --> 00:23:36,132 even if you're a struggling business owner 415 00:23:36,157 --> 00:23:37,631 and need a ton of cash fast 416 00:23:37,656 --> 00:23:39,942 because there's loads of treasure down here." 417 00:23:39,967 --> 00:23:41,669 Hey, dude. Dude? 418 00:23:41,694 --> 00:23:43,620 It feels like it wants to go somewhere. 419 00:23:44,012 --> 00:23:45,083 What? 420 00:23:48,103 --> 00:23:50,972 I'm sorry. I tried everything. I didn't know who else to call. 421 00:23:50,997 --> 00:23:52,866 No, it's okay. What's going on? 422 00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:54,679 Henry's missing. I tried the school. 423 00:23:54,704 --> 00:23:55,810 I tried his phone a million times. 424 00:23:55,835 --> 00:23:56,508 He's not answering. 425 00:23:56,533 --> 00:23:57,955 He was supposed to be home hours ago. 426 00:23:57,980 --> 00:23:59,747 I thought he'd still be in detention 427 00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:01,541 for blowing up Chuggy The Chip. 428 00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:04,535 -That was him? -Give me your phone. 429 00:24:04,621 --> 00:24:06,967 Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't believe this. 430 00:24:06,992 --> 00:24:09,510 We're here for one day, and he's already the town villain. 431 00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:10,470 Got him! 432 00:24:10,495 --> 00:24:13,784 He's fine. He's just playing in an abandoned mineshaft. 433 00:24:14,276 --> 00:24:15,274 What?! 434 00:24:15,299 --> 00:24:17,457 Come on. I'll drive. 435 00:24:17,491 --> 00:24:19,639 You can feed Mr. Scribbles this busted carrot 436 00:24:19,664 --> 00:24:21,729 if you wanna keep that pretty face of yours. 437 00:24:22,615 --> 00:24:23,767 Hop in. 438 00:24:24,012 --> 00:24:25,046 Okay. 439 00:24:29,644 --> 00:24:31,346 You go first. I'll cover your six. 440 00:24:31,371 --> 00:24:32,633 Yeah, yeah. I got you. 441 00:24:34,107 --> 00:24:36,543 Danger. Whatever. 442 00:24:46,486 --> 00:24:47,587 Whoa. 443 00:24:49,471 --> 00:24:50,939 Whoa. 444 00:25:00,661 --> 00:25:02,230 -Henry! -Oh, gosh! 445 00:25:02,723 --> 00:25:04,613 What are you doing down here? 446 00:25:04,638 --> 00:25:06,732 -Who's this guy? -He's my new mentor. 447 00:25:06,888 --> 00:25:08,281 Who, me? Oh. 448 00:25:08,306 --> 00:25:09,342 I'm sorry. What? 449 00:25:09,376 --> 00:25:11,887 Hey, guys! Guys! 450 00:25:12,191 --> 00:25:13,853 It's pulling me, guys. 451 00:25:14,135 --> 00:25:14,981 Whoa! 452 00:25:15,015 --> 00:25:15,982 Oh, Henry! 453 00:25:19,419 --> 00:25:22,111 Henry, let go of that thing! 454 00:25:44,872 --> 00:25:48,818 Oh, man, my butt. My butt. 455 00:26:15,476 --> 00:26:16,844 Yep. 456 00:26:17,282 --> 00:26:18,817 We're not in Idaho anymore. 457 00:26:19,220 --> 00:26:21,088 I think this is Wyoming. 458 00:26:21,591 --> 00:26:23,313 Wait, who are you again? 459 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:25,427 Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison. 460 00:26:25,547 --> 00:26:27,454 Gamer of the Year, 1989. 461 00:26:28,027 --> 00:26:29,923 Whatever. I barely think about it. 462 00:26:31,699 --> 00:26:33,100 What the heck? 463 00:26:34,656 --> 00:26:35,988 Oooo... 464 00:26:36,013 --> 00:26:37,664 If that's what I think it is, 465 00:26:37,697 --> 00:26:39,712 it could be our first quest giver. 466 00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,035 I'll do the talking. 467 00:26:42,805 --> 00:26:44,504 All right, yeah! 468 00:26:44,537 --> 00:26:46,384 -Henry! -Yeah, Henry! 469 00:26:46,409 --> 00:26:47,738 Come on back here. 470 00:26:47,763 --> 00:26:49,087 What are you doing? 471 00:26:50,696 --> 00:26:51,931 Hmm. 472 00:26:52,913 --> 00:26:54,481 Hmmm... 473 00:26:55,482 --> 00:26:57,103 Huh-huh. 474 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:00,232 Uh-huh... 475 00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:11,131 Listen up, you swine! 476 00:27:11,891 --> 00:27:14,373 If you can't find more gold, 477 00:27:14,702 --> 00:27:18,423 I'll just send you to the Overworld to zombify. 478 00:27:21,286 --> 00:27:22,187 You! 479 00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:24,364 What are you making? 480 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:27,875 Come closer. It's all right. 481 00:27:28,239 --> 00:27:30,182 Come on. I'm not gonna bite you. 482 00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:34,240 Oh! How pretty. 483 00:27:34,265 --> 00:27:37,190 But how will that help me find more gold? 484 00:27:38,625 --> 00:27:39,726 Oops. 485 00:27:40,769 --> 00:27:41,770 Huh? 486 00:27:42,268 --> 00:27:43,425 What? 487 00:27:45,418 --> 00:27:48,223 Well, looky what we have here. 488 00:27:49,142 --> 00:27:51,576 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 489 00:27:51,685 --> 00:27:54,143 Haa ha ha ha haa! 490 00:27:54,245 --> 00:27:56,813 Our time has come. 491 00:28:07,721 --> 00:28:09,055 Roundling! 492 00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:11,336 Malgosha! 493 00:28:11,361 --> 00:28:13,042 Was I unclear when I said 494 00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:16,562 no one was to waste time on art or leisure? 495 00:28:17,585 --> 00:28:18,933 Oh! 496 00:28:19,844 --> 00:28:22,619 The Orb has returned. 497 00:28:24,102 --> 00:28:25,272 It can't be. 498 00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:27,073 Dennis? 499 00:28:27,107 --> 00:28:31,711 You stole it from me, and now you will retrieve it. 500 00:28:32,346 --> 00:28:34,948 It would be a privilege, my liege. 501 00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:37,150 We're going to unbind you now. 502 00:28:39,046 --> 00:28:40,886 Don't do anything stupid. 503 00:28:41,235 --> 00:28:42,063 Of course not. 504 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:43,903 You can trust this little dungeon pup. 505 00:28:43,928 --> 00:28:45,825 Let me just-- Sneak attack-- 506 00:28:45,859 --> 00:28:48,595 Go ahead. Strike me down. 507 00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:52,488 My piglins will make a meal of your beautiful wolf. 508 00:28:52,513 --> 00:28:54,167 How do I know you're telling the truth? 509 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,770 There's only one way to find out. 510 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:59,706 The Orb... for your little dog's life. 511 00:29:04,751 --> 00:29:06,485 Hah-rr... 512 00:29:07,470 --> 00:29:08,537 Huh. 513 00:29:09,303 --> 00:29:10,611 Hmm... 514 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,124 Hm? 515 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,455 Mm-hm. 516 00:29:26,225 --> 00:29:28,637 Hola, wise Quest Giver. 517 00:29:29,346 --> 00:29:30,912 We humbly seek gold. 518 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:33,824 Give us a quest that will lead us to your treasure load. 519 00:29:33,849 --> 00:29:36,312 Garbage Man, I work in the animal field, 520 00:29:36,337 --> 00:29:37,970 and I am telling you, that thing 521 00:29:37,995 --> 00:29:39,787 doesn't understand a word you're saying. 522 00:29:39,812 --> 00:29:41,047 Sshhh... 523 00:29:41,383 --> 00:29:42,391 We're talking. 524 00:29:42,860 --> 00:29:44,545 Sorry about that. What were you saying? 525 00:29:44,570 --> 00:29:46,243 Okay. Come on, Henry. We're going home. 526 00:29:54,735 --> 00:29:56,295 That feel quick to anyone else? 527 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:57,612 Yaaa. 528 00:30:05,798 --> 00:30:06,933 All right, everyone. 529 00:30:07,264 --> 00:30:08,443 Stay calm. 530 00:30:08,670 --> 00:30:09,834 Relaje. 531 00:30:10,844 --> 00:30:12,501 Free Garbage tip. 532 00:30:13,499 --> 00:30:17,553 Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit. 533 00:30:17,998 --> 00:30:19,480 What in the hell? 534 00:30:19,505 --> 00:30:23,158 And if that happens, you can say vaya con Dios 535 00:30:23,183 --> 00:30:25,415 to your body plane's navigation system. 536 00:30:25,931 --> 00:30:26,793 What? 537 00:30:26,826 --> 00:30:29,996 Yeah, Garbage Man isn't speaking English or español. 538 00:30:32,315 --> 00:30:33,643 What am I doing here? 539 00:30:41,547 --> 00:30:42,593 Run! 540 00:30:43,639 --> 00:30:44,607 Garrett! 541 00:30:44,632 --> 00:30:47,072 I'm sorry! Dead dudes can't win Gamer of the Year! 542 00:30:49,784 --> 00:30:50,583 Ah! 543 00:30:50,615 --> 00:30:51,366 Augh! 544 00:30:51,391 --> 00:30:52,692 Aaahh! 545 00:30:53,385 --> 00:30:54,822 Uugghh... 546 00:31:17,369 --> 00:31:18,425 Henry! 547 00:31:22,526 --> 00:31:23,827 Whoa. 548 00:31:33,596 --> 00:31:36,549 -Whoa! -Yo! We got a zombie problem! 549 00:31:36,574 --> 00:31:38,223 We need to go right now! 550 00:31:38,248 --> 00:31:39,927 Henry! Come on! 551 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,834 It's not a good time to stop. 552 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:44,173 Henry! Hurry up! 553 00:32:01,057 --> 00:32:02,216 How's he doing that? 554 00:32:02,241 --> 00:32:04,113 I don't know, but it might work. 555 00:32:04,652 --> 00:32:06,574 This way! Faster! 556 00:32:06,599 --> 00:32:07,751 You got this. You got this! 557 00:32:07,776 --> 00:32:09,229 -Go, Henry! -Don't slow down, boy. 558 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:12,031 Don't you slow down! You can do this! 559 00:32:12,056 --> 00:32:14,518 Keep going, Henry! Come on, come on! Quickly! 560 00:32:14,543 --> 00:32:16,491 Faster, faster, faster! Come on! 561 00:33:00,262 --> 00:33:01,831 Oh, my gosh. I'm so sor-- 562 00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:02,982 Aaahhh!! 563 00:33:03,007 --> 00:33:04,007 Ugh! 564 00:33:13,638 --> 00:33:14,872 Henry! 565 00:33:14,897 --> 00:33:17,108 Help me, please! Henry! 566 00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:17,999 Garrett! 567 00:33:18,374 --> 00:33:19,566 Garrett, over here! 568 00:33:23,894 --> 00:33:24,910 Garrett! 569 00:33:25,038 --> 00:33:25,941 Why are you stopping? 570 00:33:25,966 --> 00:33:27,940 They're right behind you! 571 00:33:27,974 --> 00:33:29,476 -Up here! -Garrett, over here! 572 00:33:33,246 --> 00:33:35,827 Oh, no! That can't be good! 573 00:33:35,852 --> 00:33:37,620 You idiot! Run! 574 00:33:37,884 --> 00:33:40,621 -Watch out! -Hit it and run! 575 00:33:40,652 --> 00:33:41,652 Aahh! 576 00:33:41,708 --> 00:33:43,943 Open the door! 577 00:33:46,089 --> 00:33:47,592 Hai! Go away! 578 00:33:50,266 --> 00:33:51,266 Aahh! 579 00:33:51,498 --> 00:33:54,000 Come on! Let's push that booger-looking box-head! 580 00:33:57,848 --> 00:33:59,008 Oh, man. 581 00:33:59,033 --> 00:34:00,905 Ooh, boy! 582 00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:02,311 Oh! 583 00:34:02,536 --> 00:34:04,195 You're movi-- Oh! 584 00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:05,463 Hank! 585 00:34:05,917 --> 00:34:07,021 Oh, man. 586 00:34:07,046 --> 00:34:09,125 Oh, man, no! 587 00:34:09,150 --> 00:34:10,632 Aaahhhh!! 588 00:34:10,636 --> 00:34:11,636 Aahh!! 589 00:34:58,649 --> 00:35:00,119 Whooo! 590 00:35:09,507 --> 00:35:11,274 Kyaa! Hyaa! 591 00:35:13,701 --> 00:35:15,636 Ha-hah! Taste it! 592 00:35:20,409 --> 00:35:22,579 Skyy-ah! 593 00:35:23,205 --> 00:35:25,107 Sneak attack! 594 00:35:29,496 --> 00:35:31,130 Uh-oh... 595 00:35:37,358 --> 00:35:38,661 Huh? 596 00:35:42,208 --> 00:35:43,677 Ha-hah! 597 00:35:45,365 --> 00:35:46,800 Who are you? 598 00:35:47,116 --> 00:35:49,025 I... 599 00:35:49,050 --> 00:35:49,370 I am 600 00:35:49,394 --> 00:35:50,590 I am Steve. 601 00:35:52,361 --> 00:35:54,734 Who are you people? Where's Dennis? 602 00:35:54,759 --> 00:35:56,848 Dennis? Who's-- We don't know any Dennis. 603 00:35:56,873 --> 00:35:58,050 Then how'd you get that? 604 00:35:58,075 --> 00:36:01,097 Hey. Relaje, muchacho. This is my property. 605 00:36:01,122 --> 00:36:03,002 Do you even know what that is? 606 00:36:03,268 --> 00:36:05,172 It's the Orb of Dominance. 607 00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:06,227 It's a cube. 608 00:36:06,252 --> 00:36:07,867 Okay. Ho-hooh! 609 00:36:07,892 --> 00:36:09,035 You people seriously 610 00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:10,909 have no idea what you're dealing with. 611 00:36:10,987 --> 00:36:12,685 Hand it over and no one gets hurt. 612 00:36:12,710 --> 00:36:13,760 No way! 613 00:36:13,785 --> 00:36:15,494 Okay, we need this thing to get home. 614 00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:18,417 I hate to take a big, fat dumparoo on your plans, 615 00:36:18,442 --> 00:36:19,785 but you can't get home. 616 00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:22,114 W-W-Wait. What do you mean we can't get home? 617 00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:23,942 Not without the Earth Crystal. 618 00:36:23,967 --> 00:36:27,415 You mean that little boxy thing? Garbage Man busted it. 619 00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:28,335 Nuh-uh. 620 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:30,902 Listen, Henry, why don't you hold this? 621 00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:33,192 You got those good Frodo vibes, kid. 622 00:36:33,217 --> 00:36:34,361 I got Frodo vibes. 623 00:36:34,394 --> 00:36:36,409 Are you implying that we're stuck here? 624 00:36:36,434 --> 00:36:37,281 Yes! 625 00:36:37,399 --> 00:36:38,945 Unless you get the Earth Crystal. 626 00:36:38,970 --> 00:36:40,503 It's your only way home. 627 00:36:40,808 --> 00:36:43,103 There's only one way you could ever replace it, 628 00:36:43,128 --> 00:36:44,464 at the Woodland Mansion, 629 00:36:44,489 --> 00:36:46,622 but going there would get you all killed! 630 00:36:46,647 --> 00:36:48,375 Well, so would staying here. 631 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,279 Fair enough. 632 00:36:50,529 --> 00:36:51,747 Listen, I can get you home, 633 00:36:51,772 --> 00:36:53,599 but then you gotta give me that Orb. 634 00:36:53,787 --> 00:36:55,036 So, what are you gonna do with it? 635 00:36:55,061 --> 00:36:56,871 None of your concern! 636 00:36:57,293 --> 00:37:00,387 So, what do you say? Do we have a deal? 637 00:37:00,489 --> 00:37:02,154 He did just kill, like, 20 zombies. 638 00:37:02,179 --> 00:37:04,926 Pfft! More like 15, but okay. 639 00:37:05,406 --> 00:37:06,982 All right, Steve. 640 00:37:07,569 --> 00:37:08,731 Under two conditions: 641 00:37:08,756 --> 00:37:12,019 One - always address me, because I'm the leader. 642 00:37:12,312 --> 00:37:14,291 Two - if you double-cross us... 643 00:37:15,897 --> 00:37:19,362 ...I will crack your cabeza with my butt cheeks like a walnut. 644 00:37:19,387 --> 00:37:20,412 Huh! 645 00:37:20,484 --> 00:37:22,210 This guy is such a toolbag. 646 00:37:22,235 --> 00:37:23,456 I'm so sorry. 647 00:37:23,481 --> 00:37:26,157 We just met this man, and he's not the leader. 648 00:37:26,182 --> 00:37:27,185 Hmm! 649 00:37:27,648 --> 00:37:29,610 Well, it looks like Dr. Swollenstein here 650 00:37:29,635 --> 00:37:31,485 just got himself a deal. 651 00:37:33,722 --> 00:37:34,656 Ooo... 652 00:37:37,286 --> 00:37:38,622 Oh, my God. 653 00:37:38,647 --> 00:37:39,695 All right. 654 00:37:40,054 --> 00:37:41,697 First we need to load up on some gear, 655 00:37:41,722 --> 00:37:43,440 or we're all gonna die. 656 00:37:43,465 --> 00:37:44,922 Let's go to Midport Village. 657 00:37:46,079 --> 00:37:48,032 This guy's lost his mind. 658 00:37:48,057 --> 00:37:49,162 Move out! 659 00:37:57,136 --> 00:37:58,595 Harr. 660 00:38:02,886 --> 00:38:04,353 Hurrr... 661 00:38:05,781 --> 00:38:07,042 Mm-hm! 662 00:38:10,297 --> 00:38:14,000 -Hrrr... -Oh, no. Not again. 663 00:38:14,172 --> 00:38:15,280 Oh! 664 00:38:15,475 --> 00:38:16,897 I am so sorry. 665 00:38:16,930 --> 00:38:19,504 Oh, my God. Are you all right? Oh, my God. 666 00:38:19,529 --> 00:38:22,060 Oh, my God. Are you all right? 667 00:38:24,170 --> 00:38:26,169 Your head is huge. 668 00:38:26,194 --> 00:38:27,374 Harr... 669 00:38:27,527 --> 00:38:29,637 You're not gonna sue me, are you? 670 00:38:30,051 --> 00:38:31,498 Because everyone wants to sue me 671 00:38:31,523 --> 00:38:34,154 once I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee. 672 00:38:34,179 --> 00:38:35,193 Hurr. 673 00:38:35,218 --> 00:38:36,825 Oh my. 674 00:38:36,850 --> 00:38:39,382 How about this? What if I just take you to dinner? 675 00:38:40,132 --> 00:38:41,606 Would you like to go to dinner? 676 00:38:41,746 --> 00:38:42,630 Huh. 677 00:38:50,171 --> 00:38:52,851 Here it is. Midport Village. 678 00:38:53,085 --> 00:38:54,898 I got a secret stash of elite loot 679 00:38:54,923 --> 00:38:56,801 that'll help us survive the Woodland Mansion. 680 00:38:56,955 --> 00:38:59,271 Whoa, whoa, whoa, who are these guys? 681 00:38:59,306 --> 00:39:01,583 Oh, these dudes? They're the villagers. 682 00:39:01,608 --> 00:39:04,243 They're total pacifists and vegetarians. 683 00:39:04,276 --> 00:39:06,303 You don't bug them, they won't bug you. 684 00:39:06,328 --> 00:39:09,963 They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. 685 00:39:09,988 --> 00:39:11,385 They love crushing loaf. 686 00:39:11,418 --> 00:39:12,783 So they built all this? 687 00:39:12,947 --> 00:39:14,286 Yeah, most of it. 688 00:39:14,321 --> 00:39:17,801 But the good stuff you see, that's all Steve. 689 00:39:19,717 --> 00:39:20,586 Whoa. 690 00:39:20,891 --> 00:39:22,253 Is he some kind of king? 691 00:39:22,612 --> 00:39:23,617 No... 692 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:26,369 That's a legend. 693 00:39:26,557 --> 00:39:27,467 Kid. 694 00:39:27,576 --> 00:39:29,143 Anything you can dream about here, 695 00:39:29,168 --> 00:39:30,405 you can make. 696 00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:33,135 Zero limits. You know what I'm talking about. 697 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:35,130 -That was your tower, right? -Yeah. 698 00:39:35,403 --> 00:39:37,377 Pretty killer for a first build. 699 00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:42,693 Relax. It's just an Iron Golem. 700 00:39:42,718 --> 00:39:44,572 Local security force. 701 00:39:46,486 --> 00:39:48,553 But they're a bunch of big softies! 702 00:39:51,792 --> 00:39:53,869 Unless you start messing with the villagers. 703 00:39:53,894 --> 00:39:55,269 Don't ever do that! 704 00:39:55,294 --> 00:39:56,813 This place makes no sense. 705 00:39:56,838 --> 00:39:58,152 Come with me! 706 00:40:00,199 --> 00:40:02,706 Yo, I need protein, like, pronto. 707 00:40:02,731 --> 00:40:04,809 I got just the place, buddy. 708 00:40:08,946 --> 00:40:09,881 Hello, there. 709 00:40:10,329 --> 00:40:11,615 Hoo-hooo! 710 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,623 Oh, dude, I got goose pimples just walking up on it. 711 00:40:15,085 --> 00:40:16,349 You ever wonder what happens 712 00:40:16,383 --> 00:40:18,593 when you mix hot lava and chicken? 713 00:40:18,785 --> 00:40:21,455 I did, and you're about to find out. 714 00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:24,265 Uh-oh! 715 00:40:30,590 --> 00:40:31,678 Hm? 716 00:40:31,703 --> 00:40:32,720 You hear that? 717 00:40:32,957 --> 00:40:35,176 That's the sound of sizzle-een. 718 00:40:35,512 --> 00:40:36,358 Mm-hm. 719 00:40:36,737 --> 00:40:38,704 Smell that smell. 720 00:40:38,899 --> 00:40:40,507 ♪ La-la-la-lava ♪ 721 00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:42,406 ♪ Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 722 00:40:42,431 --> 00:40:45,579 ♪ Steve's Lava Chicken Yeah, it's tasty as hell ♪ 723 00:40:45,612 --> 00:40:48,648 ♪ Ooh, mamacita Now you're ringing the bell ♪ 724 00:40:48,682 --> 00:40:51,718 ♪ Crispy and juicy Now you're having a snack ♪ 725 00:40:51,752 --> 00:40:55,860 ♪ Ooh, super spicy It's a lava attack! ♪ 726 00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:02,796 I have a small business, too. 727 00:41:02,829 --> 00:41:05,687 But one thing I try to do is not have my jingle suck butt. 728 00:41:10,183 --> 00:41:11,246 Friggin' loser. 729 00:41:12,173 --> 00:41:13,823 Pass the bird, turkey. 730 00:41:13,987 --> 00:41:16,343 I'm not a little wimp like big Steve here. 731 00:41:16,376 --> 00:41:18,880 I crave heat. And I crave pain. 732 00:41:19,060 --> 00:41:20,230 Garrett, wait! 733 00:41:21,175 --> 00:41:22,340 Hear my words. 734 00:41:22,365 --> 00:41:24,395 That chicken was just cooked in hot lava. 735 00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:26,067 Let it cool down, man. 736 00:41:30,184 --> 00:41:31,618 Mm-hm. 737 00:41:37,186 --> 00:41:38,521 Not bad. 738 00:41:45,544 --> 00:41:46,231 Hhuh... 739 00:41:46,255 --> 00:41:47,426 Garbage Man... 740 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,127 ...you're a big-time idiot. 741 00:41:52,979 --> 00:41:54,416 What is it? 742 00:41:55,378 --> 00:41:56,546 What? 743 00:41:58,023 --> 00:42:01,273 General Chungus! Get over here! 744 00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:14,467 Hey, Malgosha. What's going on? 745 00:42:14,501 --> 00:42:17,968 Your old dungeon buddy, Steve, has betrayed us. 746 00:42:18,070 --> 00:42:19,548 Well, that's a bummer. 747 00:42:19,623 --> 00:42:21,975 The Orb is with four Roundlings. 748 00:42:22,008 --> 00:42:24,399 My spies tell me he has taken them 749 00:42:24,424 --> 00:42:26,292 to his lava chicken shack. 750 00:42:26,317 --> 00:42:29,215 No way. I love that place. 751 00:42:29,240 --> 00:42:31,579 ♪ La-la-la-lava Ch-ch-ch-chicken ♪ 752 00:42:31,604 --> 00:42:32,526 Shut up! 753 00:42:32,551 --> 00:42:35,040 Take your finest warriors, bring me that Orb, 754 00:42:35,065 --> 00:42:36,648 and kill the Roundlings. 755 00:42:36,673 --> 00:42:39,951 So, like, you want me to end his life or whatever? 756 00:42:39,976 --> 00:42:41,408 Are you serious? 757 00:42:41,433 --> 00:42:43,257 What do you think I'm talking about? 758 00:42:43,282 --> 00:42:44,294 Okay. 759 00:42:44,319 --> 00:42:46,862 I was just kinda confused there for a second. 760 00:42:48,253 --> 00:42:50,712 Take this Nether wart so you don't zombify. 761 00:42:50,737 --> 00:42:54,857 Uhm, your Majesty, I don't think this is gonna be enough to go around. 762 00:42:54,882 --> 00:42:56,142 Deal with it! 763 00:42:56,167 --> 00:42:57,455 No worries. 764 00:42:58,445 --> 00:43:00,547 All right. Drink up, guys. 765 00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:02,336 You don't wanna zombify up there. 766 00:43:02,361 --> 00:43:04,687 But just tiny sips, okay? 767 00:43:07,061 --> 00:43:08,184 Harr... 768 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,795 Okay, so, how do we find this Woodland Mansion thing? 769 00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:13,868 Over the mountains, into the dark forest, 770 00:43:13,893 --> 00:43:16,250 right beyond the massive red shrooms. 771 00:43:16,359 --> 00:43:19,774 -Massive red shrooms? -Mm-hm. Big old red ones. 772 00:43:20,070 --> 00:43:22,602 We need to find a real map, Steve. 773 00:43:22,636 --> 00:43:25,299 This place is dangerous, and I need to get my brother out of here. 774 00:43:25,324 --> 00:43:27,645 Well, it seems like he's having a pretty good time. 775 00:43:27,670 --> 00:43:30,644 Look, your brother has a gift. You know that, right? 776 00:43:30,884 --> 00:43:32,595 You should let him explore it. 777 00:43:32,814 --> 00:43:35,233 Creativity in this world is key to survival. 778 00:43:35,389 --> 00:43:36,716 Okay, well, in the real world, 779 00:43:36,741 --> 00:43:38,508 things are a little bit different. 780 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:41,018 Creative kids get picked last for gym, 781 00:43:41,043 --> 00:43:42,587 they sit at the bummer lunch table 782 00:43:42,612 --> 00:43:43,739 and they get bullied. 783 00:43:44,606 --> 00:43:45,513 Don't I know it. 784 00:43:45,538 --> 00:43:47,494 Do you even realize what he did back home? 785 00:43:47,651 --> 00:43:49,562 He blew up Chuggy The Chip! 786 00:43:49,731 --> 00:43:51,431 Well, maybe I belong in this world. 787 00:43:52,565 --> 00:43:54,277 Henry, that's not what I meant. 788 00:43:54,501 --> 00:43:56,827 That's not what I was saying at all. 789 00:43:58,104 --> 00:43:59,475 Just so you know... 790 00:44:00,232 --> 00:44:02,872 ...I'm more of a sister to Hank than you'll ever be. 791 00:44:04,363 --> 00:44:05,445 Yeah. 792 00:44:07,732 --> 00:44:08,929 Spin kick. 793 00:44:10,231 --> 00:44:11,272 You okay? 794 00:44:11,870 --> 00:44:12,889 Fine. 795 00:44:13,553 --> 00:44:14,990 Look, I found one of these 796 00:44:15,015 --> 00:44:17,148 big-headed-looking dudes that sells maps. 797 00:44:17,173 --> 00:44:18,880 Looks legit. Come on. 798 00:44:21,365 --> 00:44:23,530 Welcome to the stash. 799 00:44:24,099 --> 00:44:25,108 TNT. 800 00:44:25,353 --> 00:44:27,989 Firework rockets. Also good for propulsion. 801 00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:29,711 Boots of Swiftness. 802 00:44:30,016 --> 00:44:31,669 Diamond armor, full set. 803 00:44:32,300 --> 00:44:34,067 And blades for days. 804 00:44:34,317 --> 00:44:36,801 Everything we'll need to make it to Woodland Mansion. 805 00:44:37,294 --> 00:44:38,436 Whoa. 806 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,121 Bogus layout, bro. 807 00:44:44,183 --> 00:44:45,691 Look but don't touch. 808 00:44:45,832 --> 00:44:48,598 Those are some of my favorite treasures. 809 00:44:52,299 --> 00:44:53,305 Hrr. 810 00:44:58,732 --> 00:45:00,100 What's this junk? 811 00:45:00,276 --> 00:45:02,189 That is an Ender Pearl. 812 00:45:02,361 --> 00:45:04,267 Teleports you to wherever you throw it. 813 00:45:05,373 --> 00:45:07,436 -Yeah, right. -No! 814 00:45:07,469 --> 00:45:08,469 Aahhh!! 815 00:45:08,472 --> 00:45:09,791 Aah... oh... 816 00:45:09,921 --> 00:45:10,867 Oh, God. 817 00:45:11,023 --> 00:45:11,896 What the... 818 00:45:11,921 --> 00:45:14,358 And that was the only one I had. 819 00:45:14,383 --> 00:45:15,398 No biggie. 820 00:45:15,423 --> 00:45:17,917 Almost died fighting an Enderman for it. 821 00:45:18,362 --> 00:45:19,496 Come with me. 822 00:45:25,625 --> 00:45:28,152 This is a crafting table. 823 00:45:28,238 --> 00:45:29,404 Here's how it works. 824 00:45:29,631 --> 00:45:33,308 You place these elements in different patterns, and... 825 00:45:33,472 --> 00:45:35,264 Kaboom! 826 00:45:36,580 --> 00:45:38,885 You got yourself a sweet blade. 827 00:45:41,585 --> 00:45:43,117 You wanna see a blade? 828 00:45:44,064 --> 00:45:45,899 I'll show you a blade. 829 00:45:46,576 --> 00:45:48,044 Yeah! 830 00:45:50,827 --> 00:45:51,761 Hammer. 831 00:45:53,169 --> 00:45:54,232 Kadoosh! 832 00:45:54,257 --> 00:45:55,559 Ahh... 833 00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:59,717 That's okay, bud. Buckets are useful here. 834 00:46:00,060 --> 00:46:02,502 Yeah. They're cool, Garrett. They're like nunchucks. 835 00:46:02,527 --> 00:46:05,229 Yeah, I know. That's why I made them. 836 00:46:06,197 --> 00:46:07,098 They're... 837 00:46:08,015 --> 00:46:09,183 Buck-Chuckets. 838 00:46:09,406 --> 00:46:11,028 Uh... they're what? 839 00:46:14,222 --> 00:46:15,325 Hey, can I try something else? 840 00:46:15,350 --> 00:46:17,018 Abso-rootin'-tootly. 841 00:46:21,848 --> 00:46:23,444 Bro, you had Tots the whole time? 842 00:46:23,469 --> 00:46:24,435 Yeah. Sorry. 843 00:46:26,786 --> 00:46:28,349 Oohhh!! 844 00:46:29,470 --> 00:46:30,804 It's a Tot Launcher. 845 00:46:30,826 --> 00:46:31,615 Dude... 846 00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:33,330 ...you just took boring junk from the real world 847 00:46:33,355 --> 00:46:35,108 to create something amazing. 848 00:46:35,133 --> 00:46:36,712 That is next-level. 849 00:46:36,737 --> 00:46:37,741 Hank? 850 00:46:37,766 --> 00:46:39,264 Can I play with your Tot Launcher when you're done? 851 00:46:39,289 --> 00:46:40,884 -Yeah. -Sweet. 852 00:46:41,056 --> 00:46:43,555 Hey, Steve. Can I talk to you for a second? 853 00:46:43,904 --> 00:46:45,038 Sure thing. 854 00:46:52,349 --> 00:46:53,381 What's up? 855 00:46:53,478 --> 00:46:55,413 You know that note you left with the Orb? 856 00:46:55,682 --> 00:46:56,988 The one about the riches? 857 00:46:57,660 --> 00:46:58,489 I read it. 858 00:46:58,574 --> 00:46:59,357 Yeah. 859 00:46:59,661 --> 00:47:00,728 There's riches everywhere. 860 00:47:00,753 --> 00:47:03,439 I keep a fat stash of diamonds at the Redstone Mines. 861 00:47:03,464 --> 00:47:04,537 So this treasure load, 862 00:47:04,562 --> 00:47:06,440 is it on the way to this Mansion place? 863 00:47:06,465 --> 00:47:08,480 Not really. It's a major detour. 864 00:47:08,505 --> 00:47:10,397 Plus, the mines can be perilous. 865 00:47:10,565 --> 00:47:12,143 Let me keep it simple for you, Steve. 866 00:47:14,835 --> 00:47:15,969 No diamonds... 867 00:47:16,562 --> 00:47:17,692 ...no Orb. 868 00:47:18,805 --> 00:47:20,622 You smell what I'm steppin' in? 869 00:47:22,574 --> 00:47:24,008 Hurr... 870 00:47:26,078 --> 00:47:27,246 Good day. 871 00:47:27,271 --> 00:47:28,539 Huh... 872 00:47:29,249 --> 00:47:33,338 We need a map to the Woodland Mansion. 873 00:47:33,363 --> 00:47:34,815 Uhhrr-uhr? 874 00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:36,278 We just need a map. 875 00:47:37,417 --> 00:47:38,818 Uh-oh. 876 00:47:39,948 --> 00:47:41,727 -Nat? -Dawn? 877 00:47:41,752 --> 00:47:42,998 Something's going down. 878 00:48:01,812 --> 00:48:03,245 Huh. 879 00:48:05,172 --> 00:48:06,301 All right, guys, 880 00:48:06,326 --> 00:48:08,804 just start trashing their produce. 881 00:48:08,829 --> 00:48:10,388 Villagers hate that. 882 00:48:39,312 --> 00:48:40,822 - Who are these guys? - Piglins! 883 00:48:40,847 --> 00:48:42,412 They must be after the Orb. 884 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,486 Hey, Steve. 885 00:48:46,929 --> 00:48:48,677 What's going on, dude? 886 00:48:48,702 --> 00:48:49,726 Crap! 887 00:48:49,804 --> 00:48:51,122 Chungus. 888 00:48:51,147 --> 00:48:54,886 I'm really sorry, but I have to un-alive you and stuff. 889 00:48:54,911 --> 00:48:55,911 Aaahh! 890 00:48:56,102 --> 00:48:57,963 Malgosha double-crossed me. 891 00:48:58,556 --> 00:49:00,545 We just need that Orb thingy. 892 00:49:00,570 --> 00:49:01,559 You know this guy? 893 00:49:01,584 --> 00:49:04,095 Yeah, we used to get into some dungeon stuff. 894 00:49:04,267 --> 00:49:06,012 He seems nice, but he's a killer! 895 00:49:06,037 --> 00:49:08,663 Wow, you look good, Bro-Hammer. 896 00:49:08,688 --> 00:49:10,093 You lose some weight? 897 00:49:10,171 --> 00:49:11,634 Stand back, boys. 898 00:49:11,884 --> 00:49:13,215 This pig is mine. 899 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,392 No. 900 00:49:15,188 --> 00:49:17,692 I'm tired of you getting all the glory. 901 00:49:18,229 --> 00:49:19,890 This pig is mine. 902 00:49:28,772 --> 00:49:29,779 Steve! 903 00:49:45,962 --> 00:49:46,945 -We have to get to Henry. -Yeah. 904 00:49:46,970 --> 00:49:48,298 Do you think we could take these guys? 905 00:49:57,431 --> 00:49:58,865 Come on, let's do this! 906 00:49:58,898 --> 00:50:00,099 Yeah, we got this! 907 00:50:29,364 --> 00:50:30,400 Hai! 908 00:50:32,430 --> 00:50:34,148 Nice moves, bro. 909 00:50:36,896 --> 00:50:37,906 Sorry. 910 00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:44,939 Yes! 911 00:50:52,773 --> 00:50:54,482 The party's over, bud. 912 00:50:54,507 --> 00:50:56,234 Just give me the Orb. 913 00:50:56,259 --> 00:50:58,346 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something! 914 00:50:58,573 --> 00:50:59,340 What? 915 00:50:59,736 --> 00:51:01,691 Whoa! 916 00:51:01,855 --> 00:51:03,031 Thanks, big guy. 917 00:51:03,183 --> 00:51:04,208 Ninja roll! 918 00:51:04,903 --> 00:51:06,183 What happened? 919 00:51:06,367 --> 00:51:08,031 I just saved your butt, that's what happened. 920 00:51:08,056 --> 00:51:09,202 You can thank me later. 921 00:51:09,477 --> 00:51:11,888 We gotta get to the rampart. Follow me! 922 00:51:19,516 --> 00:51:21,919 Henry! 923 00:51:23,934 --> 00:51:25,456 Nat, we have to go now. 924 00:51:25,481 --> 00:51:27,494 Dawn, I cannot leave him. He's my entire family. 925 00:51:27,519 --> 00:51:28,975 He needs you alive, okay? 926 00:51:29,000 --> 00:51:30,422 We'll meet him back at the Woodland Mansion. 927 00:51:30,447 --> 00:51:32,466 We gotta go find the map guy! Come on! 928 00:51:33,572 --> 00:51:34,638 Follow me! 929 00:51:34,768 --> 00:51:37,107 -Garrett, what about Natalie? -We'll meet her at the Mansion. 930 00:51:39,352 --> 00:51:40,711 Come on, run! 931 00:51:47,428 --> 00:51:48,748 -Whoa! -Whoa. 932 00:51:49,784 --> 00:51:51,123 Oh, great. Now what? 933 00:51:51,273 --> 00:51:52,139 Fr-r-rah! 934 00:51:52,334 --> 00:51:53,753 Elytra Wingsuits! 935 00:51:53,903 --> 00:51:56,457 Ska-tah! Ska-tah! 936 00:51:56,606 --> 00:51:57,352 Whoa! 937 00:51:57,377 --> 00:51:58,721 Head for those mountains. 938 00:51:58,746 --> 00:51:59,950 I thought we're going to the Woodland Mansion. 939 00:51:59,975 --> 00:52:01,135 Hank, don't talk back to your elders. 940 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:02,103 -But-- -Buh-bye. 941 00:52:08,279 --> 00:52:09,317 Those things work, right? 942 00:52:09,342 --> 00:52:10,112 Absolutely. 943 00:52:15,862 --> 00:52:17,254 Whoooo! 944 00:52:17,438 --> 00:52:18,636 Check it out! 945 00:52:18,661 --> 00:52:20,125 I'm flying! 946 00:52:20,150 --> 00:52:21,787 Yeah! 947 00:52:21,805 --> 00:52:22,897 Ha ha haa! 948 00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:26,839 Buenos días. 949 00:52:26,864 --> 00:52:28,059 Which means, "See you later." 950 00:52:31,850 --> 00:52:32,931 Nooo!! 951 00:52:32,956 --> 00:52:34,533 I thought I grabbed three! 952 00:52:34,558 --> 00:52:37,858 Wait for meee!! 953 00:52:38,004 --> 00:52:39,302 Comin' in hot! 954 00:52:49,336 --> 00:52:51,596 No! No way, dude! 955 00:52:51,909 --> 00:52:53,302 Let go of my hair! 956 00:52:53,327 --> 00:52:55,559 Just relax. Let my hips guide you. 957 00:52:55,584 --> 00:52:56,953 It's the only way. 958 00:52:56,978 --> 00:52:58,029 What? 959 00:53:06,453 --> 00:53:09,565 Hank! We'll have a better chance if we split up! 960 00:53:09,590 --> 00:53:11,133 -What? -Ki-yai! 961 00:53:25,221 --> 00:53:26,221 Aahh! 962 00:53:26,505 --> 00:53:27,866 Ah! Get off me! 963 00:53:28,939 --> 00:53:30,457 Get off me! 964 00:53:39,165 --> 00:53:40,769 Yee-hah! 965 00:53:45,939 --> 00:53:47,420 Yeah! 966 00:53:47,445 --> 00:53:48,885 Hoo-hoooo! 967 00:53:55,007 --> 00:53:57,299 We got hog riders at our three o'clock! 968 00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:02,130 I got you, buddy! 969 00:54:07,351 --> 00:54:09,148 They got us boxed in! 970 00:54:09,173 --> 00:54:10,682 Head for the tunnel! 971 00:54:10,901 --> 00:54:13,376 We're not gonna fit! We're too chunky! 972 00:54:13,401 --> 00:54:14,948 We're gonna have to go nose-to-toes. 973 00:54:14,973 --> 00:54:16,222 Full man sandwich. 974 00:54:16,247 --> 00:54:18,301 What? No. I'm not gonna do that! 975 00:54:18,326 --> 00:54:21,241 I'm ordering you to make a full man sandwich! 976 00:54:21,266 --> 00:54:22,420 Okay! 977 00:54:25,174 --> 00:54:26,599 Oh whoa whoa whoa! 978 00:54:29,625 --> 00:54:31,538 Yeah! 979 00:54:31,563 --> 00:54:32,365 Whoo! 980 00:54:32,390 --> 00:54:34,341 Dang it! A lava bucket! 981 00:54:34,374 --> 00:54:37,306 -Okay. Tighten up! -What? 982 00:54:37,331 --> 00:54:39,381 There's still some negative space back there! 983 00:54:39,406 --> 00:54:40,487 We both know it! 984 00:54:40,512 --> 00:54:42,387 I'm trying to close the gaps! 985 00:54:42,412 --> 00:54:44,414 Okay, now get ready. 986 00:54:44,711 --> 00:54:46,633 I'm gonna squeeze for your safety. 987 00:54:46,658 --> 00:54:47,836 I understand. 988 00:54:47,861 --> 00:54:48,863 Whaaugh! 989 00:54:53,246 --> 00:54:54,837 Yeah! 990 00:54:54,857 --> 00:54:55,857 Ha ha! 991 00:54:56,509 --> 00:54:58,036 Yeah! 992 00:54:58,061 --> 00:54:59,763 Whoo-hoo! 993 00:55:08,738 --> 00:55:09,906 Get off me! 994 00:55:19,167 --> 00:55:20,274 Henry! 995 00:55:22,757 --> 00:55:24,034 Oh, crap. 996 00:55:35,376 --> 00:55:36,372 Don't worry! 997 00:55:36,397 --> 00:55:38,833 I'm gonna cushion our fall with this water bucket. 998 00:55:39,212 --> 00:55:40,574 Release! 999 00:55:50,890 --> 00:55:52,845 You can really fight, Nat. You were kicking butt. 1000 00:55:52,870 --> 00:55:55,079 Thanks! I have no idea where it came from. 1001 00:55:55,104 --> 00:55:56,189 There he is! 1002 00:55:56,214 --> 00:55:58,134 Hey! Get back here! We need a map! 1003 00:55:58,159 --> 00:55:59,336 First, we need a boat. 1004 00:55:59,361 --> 00:56:00,712 Okay, okay, uh... 1005 00:56:00,737 --> 00:56:04,025 Okay, hurry. The map guy's floating away! 1006 00:56:07,961 --> 00:56:08,852 Boat magic! 1007 00:56:12,098 --> 00:56:13,586 Hah-haah! 1008 00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,742 Nat, that's the worst boat I've ever seen. 1009 00:56:15,776 --> 00:56:17,452 I'm sorry. I have no idea what I'm doing. 1010 00:56:17,477 --> 00:56:19,209 Forget it. Let's go, come on! 1011 00:56:28,841 --> 00:56:29,935 Oh... 1012 00:56:30,979 --> 00:56:31,962 Hrrr. 1013 00:56:37,741 --> 00:56:38,959 No, thank you. 1014 00:56:38,984 --> 00:56:39,959 Of course. 1015 00:56:42,386 --> 00:56:46,638 You know, I gotta tell you, I'm having a great time. 1016 00:56:46,679 --> 00:56:47,318 Huh. 1017 00:56:47,343 --> 00:56:49,785 I, uh... I recently got divorced 1018 00:56:49,810 --> 00:56:51,878 from my husband, Clemente, and.. 1019 00:56:52,746 --> 00:56:55,749 and the main reason is, you know, he... 1020 00:56:56,126 --> 00:56:58,658 didn't have any personality, you know? 1021 00:56:58,683 --> 00:57:00,737 I mean, not like you. 1022 00:57:00,762 --> 00:57:02,097 Uh-huhh... 1023 00:57:08,462 --> 00:57:10,128 You got some talking to do, buddy. 1024 00:57:10,153 --> 00:57:11,549 Hank and I want some answers. 1025 00:57:11,574 --> 00:57:12,842 Like how are we gonna stop those pigs? 1026 00:57:12,867 --> 00:57:14,440 And why does my beard smell like gorgonzola? 1027 00:57:14,465 --> 00:57:15,444 Yeah, and who's that evil sorceress 1028 00:57:15,469 --> 00:57:17,236 -you were talking about? -Look! 1029 00:57:17,738 --> 00:57:20,375 The sorceress is a piglin queen called Malgosha. 1030 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:21,829 Those are her minions. 1031 00:57:21,946 --> 00:57:22,985 She rules over them 1032 00:57:23,010 --> 00:57:25,071 in a dark hellscape called the Nether. 1033 00:57:25,545 --> 00:57:27,534 And I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola 1034 00:57:27,559 --> 00:57:29,375 in my front pocket, okay? 1035 00:57:30,131 --> 00:57:31,142 Listen! 1036 00:57:32,098 --> 00:57:33,832 Malgosha's path to darkness 1037 00:57:33,857 --> 00:57:35,848 started the way these things often do... 1038 00:57:36,176 --> 00:57:39,949 during the semi-finals of The Nether's Got Talent. 1039 00:57:43,964 --> 00:57:48,113 Young Malgosha always dreamed of being a world-class dancer. 1040 00:57:49,568 --> 00:57:52,005 Her moves were pretty out there. 1041 00:57:52,140 --> 00:57:54,374 No one in the Nether was ready for it. 1042 00:57:58,023 --> 00:57:59,750 It crushed her. 1043 00:58:01,014 --> 00:58:03,650 What'd I tell you about all that dancing? 1044 00:58:03,832 --> 00:58:05,585 It's time for you to grow up. 1045 00:58:05,619 --> 00:58:08,421 I'm tired of you chasing your dreams. 1046 00:58:08,455 --> 00:58:11,458 Now, take this axe and go find some gold. 1047 00:58:11,491 --> 00:58:14,095 That was such embarrassing dancing! 1048 00:58:14,189 --> 00:58:15,655 So, from that day forward, 1049 00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:18,532 she denounced all forms of creativity. 1050 00:58:19,280 --> 00:58:23,031 If she ever gets that Orb, she'll black out the sun. 1051 00:58:23,234 --> 00:58:24,956 Nether wart will flourish. 1052 00:58:24,981 --> 00:58:26,598 This beautiful world and everything in it 1053 00:58:26,623 --> 00:58:27,771 will wither and die. 1054 00:58:27,796 --> 00:58:29,342 And you were gonna give it to her? 1055 00:58:29,571 --> 00:58:30,571 Great idea! 1056 00:58:30,774 --> 00:58:32,479 I'm not gonna give it to her. 1057 00:58:32,512 --> 00:58:34,614 But I need that Orb for leverage. 1058 00:58:34,899 --> 00:58:36,524 I gotta save Dennis. 1059 00:58:37,002 --> 00:58:38,170 Come. 1060 00:58:40,153 --> 00:58:43,323 The Woodland Mansion is just beyond the Redstone Mountains. 1061 00:58:43,657 --> 00:58:45,859 We can go over or through. 1062 00:58:46,475 --> 00:58:47,649 Whatever's fastest. 1063 00:58:49,859 --> 00:58:51,442 Through will be faster. 1064 00:58:58,157 --> 00:59:00,012 General Chungus, 1065 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:02,509 you have failed me for the last time. 1066 00:59:02,542 --> 00:59:04,497 Yeah, I'm really sorry about that. 1067 00:59:04,522 --> 00:59:05,522 Ugh! 1068 00:59:05,579 --> 00:59:07,235 Bring out the beast! 1069 00:59:08,688 --> 00:59:09,649 What? 1070 00:59:09,683 --> 00:59:12,000 What do you mean you just have to put the brain in? 1071 00:59:12,025 --> 00:59:14,521 Well, yes, it's a big deal. Get it done! 1072 00:59:14,554 --> 00:59:17,711 Look, everybody knows it wasn't my best day. 1073 00:59:17,736 --> 00:59:20,197 But I'm really trying to set some new goals, and-- 1074 00:59:30,666 --> 00:59:32,706 The Great Hog. 1075 00:59:32,731 --> 00:59:34,701 My ultimate weapon. 1076 00:59:38,657 --> 00:59:40,125 There he is! 1077 00:59:42,884 --> 00:59:44,071 Kill him! 1078 00:59:44,477 --> 00:59:47,271 Wait, does this mean you're firing me? 1079 00:59:50,514 --> 00:59:51,892 Well done. 1080 00:59:51,917 --> 00:59:55,495 Now, find the Roundlings and bring me the Orb! 1081 00:59:59,467 --> 01:00:01,345 We are so lost. 1082 01:00:08,608 --> 01:00:11,759 My one job was to protect Henry, and I blew it. 1083 01:00:13,051 --> 01:00:16,449 I just promised my mom I'd never let anything happen to him. 1084 01:00:16,512 --> 01:00:19,639 I guess I'm just not cut out for this parenting stuff. 1085 01:00:23,435 --> 01:00:25,715 I just wish I could have been a kid 1086 01:00:25,740 --> 01:00:27,768 for a little bit longer, you know? 1087 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:30,286 Just to have that feeling like I could have done anything. 1088 01:00:30,311 --> 01:00:31,376 I hear you. 1089 01:00:31,401 --> 01:00:33,256 Being a grown-up sucks. 1090 01:00:34,151 --> 01:00:35,909 You got all these responsibilities, 1091 01:00:35,934 --> 01:00:37,910 and you just stop chasing your dreams. 1092 01:00:40,433 --> 01:00:42,884 You think I like having 15 hustles? 1093 01:00:52,578 --> 01:00:54,961 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up, hold up. 1094 01:00:55,158 --> 01:00:56,425 Let's just calm down. 1095 01:00:57,856 --> 01:01:00,478 I think this one just needs some TLC. 1096 01:01:01,556 --> 01:01:03,962 Yeah? You like bones? 1097 01:01:04,435 --> 01:01:08,681 Oh, I bet you like bones. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. 1098 01:01:11,771 --> 01:01:14,200 Aren't you a beautiful one? 1099 01:01:14,225 --> 01:01:17,002 Yes, you are! Yes, you are! 1100 01:01:17,844 --> 01:01:20,174 I cannot believe you just did that. 1101 01:01:20,816 --> 01:01:21,984 Wait. 1102 01:01:23,932 --> 01:01:25,061 Dennis? 1103 01:01:25,489 --> 01:01:27,018 Steve's Dennis? 1104 01:01:27,958 --> 01:01:29,738 Well, can you take us to him? 1105 01:01:32,449 --> 01:01:33,693 Oh! Ho ho ho! 1106 01:01:33,727 --> 01:01:36,688 Nat, I think this might be our way to the Woodland Mansion. 1107 01:01:38,444 --> 01:01:40,137 Let's follow that pooch! 1108 01:01:42,965 --> 01:01:45,821 Son of a biscuit, we found it. 1109 01:01:45,846 --> 01:01:47,285 Hoo hoo hoooo! 1110 01:01:47,310 --> 01:01:49,287 Looky, looky here. 1111 01:01:49,435 --> 01:01:52,139 Welcome to the Redstone Mines. 1112 01:01:53,327 --> 01:01:55,996 You see that glowy stuff? That's redstone. 1113 01:01:56,144 --> 01:01:57,817 Conducts energy. 1114 01:01:57,851 --> 01:02:00,315 You can build some crazy contraptions with it. 1115 01:02:01,888 --> 01:02:03,986 I thought you said this was a diamond mine. 1116 01:02:04,011 --> 01:02:07,927 Easy, big dog. They're here, but be careful. 1117 01:02:07,961 --> 01:02:10,730 I set some booby traps a long time ago. 1118 01:02:10,764 --> 01:02:13,240 But I can't for the life of me remember where they are-- 1119 01:02:17,391 --> 01:02:18,391 Oh... 1120 01:02:18,483 --> 01:02:19,483 Aaahh!! 1121 01:02:25,571 --> 01:02:27,077 Help me, please! 1122 01:02:27,106 --> 01:02:28,098 Sorry! 1123 01:02:33,273 --> 01:02:36,305 Hah! Here it is! Thanks, Garrett. 1124 01:02:37,188 --> 01:02:38,523 Yeah. 1125 01:02:38,625 --> 01:02:39,963 Ha ha haa! 1126 01:02:40,237 --> 01:02:41,557 Yes! 1127 01:02:42,028 --> 01:02:43,963 My diamonds. 1128 01:02:43,997 --> 01:02:46,105 Ooh! That's what I'm talkin' about. 1129 01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:48,152 Steve delivers the goodies! 1130 01:02:48,177 --> 01:02:49,531 Did you guys plan this? 1131 01:02:50,423 --> 01:02:51,778 I'm sorry, Henry. 1132 01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:53,419 Whoo! 1133 01:02:53,528 --> 01:02:55,473 Yeah! I'm not. 1134 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,265 Oh, yeah. 1135 01:02:58,290 --> 01:02:59,946 -What the heck, man? -Oh, relax. 1136 01:02:59,979 --> 01:03:01,849 Natalie could be at the Mansion already. 1137 01:03:01,874 --> 01:03:03,350 She could be in danger! 1138 01:03:03,435 --> 01:03:04,435 Ugh... 1139 01:03:05,491 --> 01:03:07,811 Oh, no. Do you smell that? 1140 01:03:08,643 --> 01:03:09,910 Nether wart. 1141 01:03:10,357 --> 01:03:11,908 Wh- what does that mean? 1142 01:03:17,317 --> 01:03:18,687 No! 1143 01:03:18,712 --> 01:03:20,201 The Great Hog! 1144 01:03:20,226 --> 01:03:22,010 She finally put the brain in. 1145 01:03:22,035 --> 01:03:23,589 Run for the minecarts! 1146 01:03:29,975 --> 01:03:31,354 Hit it, Henry, hit it! 1147 01:03:32,124 --> 01:03:33,211 Go! 1148 01:03:36,989 --> 01:03:40,846 If memory serves, I built a kick-ass safe room just up ahead. 1149 01:03:43,154 --> 01:03:43,828 Whoo! 1150 01:03:44,939 --> 01:03:46,759 Dang it, my torch blew out. 1151 01:03:46,961 --> 01:03:47,994 Why are we stopping? 1152 01:03:48,027 --> 01:03:49,863 'Cause we ran out of redstone! 1153 01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:51,986 We're gonna need a boost fast. 1154 01:03:53,181 --> 01:03:54,303 What's that sound? 1155 01:03:54,328 --> 01:03:56,820 Chill out, Gar-Gar. We're totally safe. 1156 01:03:59,004 --> 01:04:00,044 Crap! 1157 01:04:00,349 --> 01:04:01,873 My creeper farm. 1158 01:04:02,444 --> 01:04:05,384 What the--? You gotta be kidding me! 1159 01:04:05,704 --> 01:04:07,951 What kind of idiot would breed these things? 1160 01:04:13,265 --> 01:04:14,468 Up ahead, look! 1161 01:04:15,356 --> 01:04:17,516 We gotta get to the redstone rail! 1162 01:04:17,541 --> 01:04:19,101 Garrett, you got us into this mess! 1163 01:04:19,126 --> 01:04:20,477 Get out and push! 1164 01:04:21,085 --> 01:04:22,141 Okay. 1165 01:04:22,861 --> 01:04:24,111 Okay. 1166 01:04:28,043 --> 01:04:30,077 Go, Garrett! Go faster! 1167 01:04:30,737 --> 01:04:32,608 We're not gonna make it! 1168 01:04:32,633 --> 01:04:33,172 Come on! 1169 01:04:33,197 --> 01:04:34,992 Come on, Garrett, you gotta go faster! 1170 01:04:35,017 --> 01:04:36,656 Start slapping, Hank! 1171 01:04:36,681 --> 01:04:38,468 Get outta here! Yeah! Get-- 1172 01:04:39,145 --> 01:04:40,528 Garrett, get in! 1173 01:04:42,543 --> 01:04:44,140 He's right behind us! 1174 01:04:53,682 --> 01:04:55,389 I love you, Dennis! 1175 01:05:07,093 --> 01:05:08,671 Hoo-hoo! 1176 01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:10,714 Yeah! 1177 01:05:15,889 --> 01:05:17,172 Nice work, Gar-Gar. 1178 01:05:17,197 --> 01:05:19,413 Your little detour almost got us killed. 1179 01:05:19,514 --> 01:05:22,064 Relaje, you're so dramatic. We're still alive. 1180 01:05:22,089 --> 01:05:23,608 What's your problem, man? 1181 01:05:23,633 --> 01:05:25,454 We didn't need those stupid diamonds. 1182 01:05:25,479 --> 01:05:26,650 I swear, you are literally the most 1183 01:05:26,675 --> 01:05:28,360 selfish person I've ever met. 1184 01:05:28,385 --> 01:05:31,092 Whatever. I need them. Okay? 1185 01:05:31,117 --> 01:05:32,198 I need the diamonds, 1186 01:05:32,232 --> 01:05:34,467 because I need the money, because I'm broke. 1187 01:05:35,185 --> 01:05:37,153 You wouldn't know anything about that. 1188 01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:42,678 My life sucks, kid. All right? I'm a frickin' loser. 1189 01:05:43,551 --> 01:05:44,619 There, I said it. 1190 01:05:45,279 --> 01:05:47,279 I know it looks like I got it all put together, right? 1191 01:05:47,490 --> 01:05:50,342 I'm smart, funny, bilingual. 1192 01:05:51,539 --> 01:05:53,940 El humble to un el faultot. 1193 01:05:57,734 --> 01:05:59,168 But that's not the reality. 1194 01:06:00,530 --> 01:06:02,065 I'm not doing well. 1195 01:06:02,774 --> 01:06:05,490 I'm washed up, Hank, and I'm gonna lose everything. 1196 01:06:06,450 --> 01:06:08,118 And that's not the worst part. 1197 01:06:09,735 --> 01:06:11,035 I'm alone. 1198 01:06:11,753 --> 01:06:13,031 You weren't alone. 1199 01:06:14,004 --> 01:06:15,508 I was your friend. 1200 01:06:19,935 --> 01:06:21,809 Sorry about your finances. 1201 01:06:22,481 --> 01:06:23,998 Shut up, Steve. 1202 01:06:27,404 --> 01:06:28,790 Wow. 1203 01:06:28,815 --> 01:06:31,784 I feel like you get me, and you're an incredible listener. 1204 01:06:31,809 --> 01:06:35,913 And only people with emotional intelligence are good listeners. 1205 01:06:37,196 --> 01:06:39,520 You know, I just didn't think it was in the cards 1206 01:06:39,545 --> 01:06:42,308 that I would have another first date, ever, you know? 1207 01:06:42,489 --> 01:06:43,524 Hm. 1208 01:06:44,237 --> 01:06:46,021 I wanna have the guts to invite you 1209 01:06:46,046 --> 01:06:47,683 over to my house for dessert. 1210 01:06:47,978 --> 01:06:49,735 Huh. Uh-huh. 1211 01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:51,541 Are you finished? 1212 01:06:51,980 --> 01:06:53,598 No, I think he's Swedish. 1213 01:06:54,016 --> 01:06:55,727 But we're done with our meal. 1214 01:06:57,534 --> 01:06:58,919 There it is. 1215 01:06:58,944 --> 01:07:00,397 The Woodland Mansion. 1216 01:07:00,422 --> 01:07:02,569 We're gonna get in there, get the Earth Crystal 1217 01:07:02,594 --> 01:07:04,143 and get you guys home. 1218 01:07:04,322 --> 01:07:05,359 Follow me! 1219 01:07:06,049 --> 01:07:07,221 Check this out. 1220 01:07:07,854 --> 01:07:09,095 Let's do this. 1221 01:07:09,205 --> 01:07:11,332 Pay close attention to Papa Steve. 1222 01:07:11,434 --> 01:07:13,567 The Woodland Mansion has three floors. 1223 01:07:14,203 --> 01:07:17,365 The first floor is loaded with Vindicators. 1224 01:07:17,630 --> 01:07:18,884 Axe murderers, basically. 1225 01:07:18,909 --> 01:07:20,592 Why is the third floor on the first floor? 1226 01:07:20,617 --> 01:07:21,905 I'm very confused. 1227 01:07:21,952 --> 01:07:23,611 I was trying to make three floors, 1228 01:07:23,636 --> 01:07:25,745 but I didn't have time to make, like, a doll house. 1229 01:07:25,862 --> 01:07:29,188 The second floor crawls with Evokers. 1230 01:07:29,321 --> 01:07:31,395 They wield powerful dark magic. 1231 01:07:31,420 --> 01:07:33,306 This is the worst model I've ever seen. 1232 01:07:33,331 --> 01:07:34,189 Garrett, stop talking. 1233 01:07:34,214 --> 01:07:35,728 We're trying to figure out a plan. 1234 01:07:35,822 --> 01:07:37,153 Bro, how long are you gonna be mad at me for? 1235 01:07:37,178 --> 01:07:38,609 I just got mad at you. 1236 01:07:38,851 --> 01:07:40,054 Please don't be mad at me for this, okay? 1237 01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:42,655 But I accidentally stole the Orb while you were crafting. 1238 01:07:44,492 --> 01:07:45,580 Are we cool now? 1239 01:07:45,705 --> 01:07:48,826 You are literally the worst person in the entire world. 1240 01:07:48,851 --> 01:07:52,399 Guys! Both of you, eyes on my demonstraysh! 1241 01:07:52,548 --> 01:07:55,174 Third floor houses the Loot Chamber. 1242 01:07:55,621 --> 01:07:57,143 That's where the Earth Crystal is, 1243 01:07:57,176 --> 01:07:59,480 but it's guarded by Endermen. 1244 01:07:59,513 --> 01:08:02,411 Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye. 1245 01:08:02,436 --> 01:08:04,013 They'll fry your brains out. 1246 01:08:04,038 --> 01:08:05,985 Okay, well I could build stairs to the second floor, 1247 01:08:06,018 --> 01:08:08,208 sneak in through the window, and snag the Earth Crystal. 1248 01:08:08,233 --> 01:08:09,638 That's a great idea, Hank. 1249 01:08:09,663 --> 01:08:12,860 But to pull it off, we're gonna need a pretty sweet diversion. 1250 01:08:13,441 --> 01:08:15,235 You know what could work on these guys? 1251 01:08:15,555 --> 01:08:16,591 It sounds crazy. 1252 01:08:16,616 --> 01:08:17,623 Hit me. 1253 01:08:19,338 --> 01:08:21,148 ♪ Friendship is The wish you make ♪ 1254 01:08:21,173 --> 01:08:22,247 ♪ When you're blowing out The candles ♪ 1255 01:08:22,272 --> 01:08:23,542 ♪ On your birthday cake ♪ 1256 01:08:23,567 --> 01:08:25,644 ♪ Don't be a bully And don't be a brute ♪ 1257 01:08:25,669 --> 01:08:27,766 -♪ Time to put on ♪ -♪ Your birthday suit ♪ 1258 01:08:27,791 --> 01:08:30,513 ♪ Go Hank, go While we blow! ♪ 1259 01:09:28,929 --> 01:09:30,664 You gotta be kidding me. 1260 01:09:32,071 --> 01:09:33,513 You got this, Gar-Gar. 1261 01:09:34,527 --> 01:09:36,138 Reach down deep. 1262 01:09:36,521 --> 01:09:39,143 You're the Chuglass Kid, and I love ya! 1263 01:09:39,432 --> 01:09:40,444 What's going on, Steve? 1264 01:09:40,581 --> 01:09:43,395 It's some kind of sadistic Vindicator fight club. 1265 01:09:43,614 --> 01:09:45,710 I've heard of these, but I've never seen one. 1266 01:09:45,882 --> 01:09:47,162 They want me to fight the chicken? 1267 01:09:48,002 --> 01:09:49,959 It's a fight to the death, kid. 1268 01:10:13,660 --> 01:10:14,089 Chicken 1269 01:10:14,114 --> 01:10:15,307 Chicken jockey! 1270 01:10:18,349 --> 01:10:19,077 Ugh! 1271 01:10:22,497 --> 01:10:23,451 Watch out! 1272 01:10:26,260 --> 01:10:27,978 Keep him away from your face! 1273 01:10:30,088 --> 01:10:30,987 Chuck him! 1274 01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:32,298 Whoa! 1275 01:11:23,344 --> 01:11:24,791 Finally. 1276 01:12:07,310 --> 01:12:08,748 I'm sorry, little buddy. 1277 01:12:08,773 --> 01:12:10,624 Don't fall for it, Gar-Gar! 1278 01:12:10,649 --> 01:12:12,830 That baby's got the heart of a demon! 1279 01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:14,699 No, you're not a demon, are ya? 1280 01:12:15,073 --> 01:12:17,083 You're a cute little booger-face. 1281 01:12:17,337 --> 01:12:19,559 I'm just gonna... pet your little head. 1282 01:12:29,783 --> 01:12:32,569 You'll never be as cool as me, Hank. 1283 01:12:32,713 --> 01:12:33,564 Just give up. 1284 01:12:33,589 --> 01:12:36,255 The Overworld doesn't need you, Henry. 1285 01:12:36,287 --> 01:12:37,980 -Neither do I. -Give up. 1286 01:12:38,005 --> 01:12:39,718 This is all your fault, Henry. 1287 01:12:39,832 --> 01:12:41,533 Everything you do fails. 1288 01:12:41,566 --> 01:12:42,588 It's all your fault. 1289 01:12:42,613 --> 01:12:44,626 This stuff? It's trash, kid. 1290 01:12:49,522 --> 01:12:50,545 What the...? 1291 01:12:56,923 --> 01:12:58,509 Garrett! No! 1292 01:13:00,905 --> 01:13:01,929 I'm coming! 1293 01:13:02,522 --> 01:13:04,051 Hang on! 1294 01:13:06,362 --> 01:13:07,574 Sneak attack! 1295 01:13:30,536 --> 01:13:33,288 Heck yeah. I got you, Gar-Gar. 1296 01:13:33,407 --> 01:13:34,702 Come on. 1297 01:13:37,692 --> 01:13:38,708 You... 1298 01:13:39,091 --> 01:13:40,515 You saved my life. 1299 01:13:40,729 --> 01:13:42,397 That's what friends do, Garrett. 1300 01:13:42,462 --> 01:13:43,470 Aahh! 1301 01:13:44,978 --> 01:13:45,667 Hank! 1302 01:13:45,692 --> 01:13:47,054 Did you get the Earth Crystal? 1303 01:13:47,079 --> 01:13:47,882 Yeah, I got it. 1304 01:13:47,907 --> 01:13:49,768 Let's get outta this hellhole. 1305 01:13:53,927 --> 01:13:55,540 Come on! Run! 1306 01:13:59,870 --> 01:14:02,415 I knew I'd find you dummies here. 1307 01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:03,974 Oh, no. It's her! 1308 01:14:04,099 --> 01:14:06,278 Of course it's me, you fool. 1309 01:14:06,413 --> 01:14:09,742 I've been tracking your scent from two biomes away. 1310 01:14:10,347 --> 01:14:13,545 Check it out. I even built me a new Hog. 1311 01:14:15,555 --> 01:14:17,215 Malgosha! 1312 01:14:17,356 --> 01:14:18,967 Your reign is over! 1313 01:14:19,053 --> 01:14:20,227 You're wrong. 1314 01:14:20,563 --> 01:14:22,291 It's just beginning. 1315 01:14:25,841 --> 01:14:26,600 No! 1316 01:14:27,776 --> 01:14:28,651 Hah! 1317 01:14:28,894 --> 01:14:29,820 No! 1318 01:14:29,845 --> 01:14:30,911 Kill them. 1319 01:14:31,083 --> 01:14:32,895 We have work to do. 1320 01:14:33,899 --> 01:14:36,185 Goodbye, Steve! 1321 01:14:41,833 --> 01:14:42,832 No! 1322 01:14:43,135 --> 01:14:45,364 They're gonna blow this bridge sky high! 1323 01:14:45,489 --> 01:14:47,340 -Sorry, Hank. -What? 1324 01:14:53,238 --> 01:14:54,200 Yeah! 1325 01:14:54,507 --> 01:14:55,835 Slime cube. 1326 01:15:05,144 --> 01:15:06,601 Come on, Garrett, jump! 1327 01:15:06,626 --> 01:15:07,694 I can't, Steve. 1328 01:15:07,719 --> 01:15:08,932 Get him outta here! 1329 01:15:09,229 --> 01:15:10,238 Go, Hank! 1330 01:15:10,332 --> 01:15:11,839 Save your sister and get home! 1331 01:15:11,864 --> 01:15:13,390 Garrett, you don't have to do this! 1332 01:15:13,415 --> 01:15:14,979 Tell my story in song. 1333 01:15:15,260 --> 01:15:18,764 Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments. 1334 01:15:19,806 --> 01:15:21,074 Besides... 1335 01:15:23,422 --> 01:15:25,211 ...I love luaus. 1336 01:15:27,527 --> 01:15:28,472 Spin kick. 1337 01:15:35,188 --> 01:15:37,190 Garbage toss! Oh, crap! 1338 01:15:39,462 --> 01:15:42,045 Nooooo!! 1339 01:15:44,426 --> 01:15:47,462 We're going down! 1340 01:15:47,628 --> 01:15:49,672 Brace for impact! 1341 01:16:09,027 --> 01:16:10,562 Dennis? 1342 01:16:10,979 --> 01:16:12,303 Dennis! 1343 01:16:13,008 --> 01:16:15,237 It's you! It's really you! 1344 01:16:18,305 --> 01:16:19,324 Give it! 1345 01:16:22,675 --> 01:16:24,190 Oh ho ho hooh! 1346 01:16:24,215 --> 01:16:25,508 How'd you find me? 1347 01:16:25,533 --> 01:16:27,054 He's one heck of a wolf. 1348 01:16:27,171 --> 01:16:29,066 He led us right to you guys. 1349 01:16:29,222 --> 01:16:31,619 Now I understand why you kept yourself so filthy and smelly, 1350 01:16:31,644 --> 01:16:33,675 so Dennis could find you one day. 1351 01:16:35,133 --> 01:16:36,062 Is he okay? 1352 01:16:36,087 --> 01:16:38,237 He's fine. He's just resting. 1353 01:16:38,464 --> 01:16:39,566 Good. 1354 01:16:39,599 --> 01:16:41,628 It was a pretty rough crash landing. 1355 01:16:42,455 --> 01:16:44,104 Wait a minute. Where are we? 1356 01:16:45,805 --> 01:16:47,807 Whoa ho ho hooh! 1357 01:16:47,922 --> 01:16:48,922 Ho hoh! 1358 01:16:49,415 --> 01:16:52,079 I wish Garbage Man was here to see this. 1359 01:16:52,368 --> 01:16:54,150 He would've loved your mushroom hut. 1360 01:16:54,175 --> 01:16:56,249 Yeah, I think so, too. 1361 01:16:59,619 --> 01:17:01,955 I was so afraid that I lost you. 1362 01:17:04,491 --> 01:17:06,350 I was so afraid that I lost you, too. 1363 01:17:08,265 --> 01:17:11,545 I am really sorry about what I said. 1364 01:17:12,599 --> 01:17:14,589 And I'm really sorry about Garrett. 1365 01:17:19,429 --> 01:17:21,609 I'm only gonna say this once: 1366 01:17:21,929 --> 01:17:25,512 This thingy goes on top of that thingy. 1367 01:17:25,545 --> 01:17:27,183 Got it, Travis? 1368 01:17:27,208 --> 01:17:31,395 It's gonna make a real cool laser beam that'll darken-- 1369 01:17:32,630 --> 01:17:33,512 Argh! 1370 01:17:33,537 --> 01:17:35,046 Never mind. 1371 01:17:59,584 --> 01:18:00,840 No. 1372 01:18:01,091 --> 01:18:02,594 Nooo! 1373 01:18:03,444 --> 01:18:04,867 The Great Darkening! 1374 01:18:05,226 --> 01:18:06,457 It's begun. 1375 01:18:06,637 --> 01:18:08,786 Malgosha's gathering all her forces. 1376 01:18:08,811 --> 01:18:10,824 She will destroy this land. 1377 01:18:11,324 --> 01:18:12,416 Unless... 1378 01:18:12,744 --> 01:18:14,388 we go get that Orb. 1379 01:18:14,413 --> 01:18:16,309 Well, what're we doing here? 1380 01:18:17,371 --> 01:18:19,517 Let's go fight some pigs. 1381 01:18:19,542 --> 01:18:20,455 I'm ready. 1382 01:18:20,612 --> 01:18:22,016 I'm done with those pigs. 1383 01:18:22,041 --> 01:18:22,984 Yeah, me too. 1384 01:18:23,009 --> 01:18:24,854 Let's do it for Gar-Gar. 1385 01:18:25,187 --> 01:18:26,552 First we mine 1386 01:18:26,577 --> 01:18:27,807 then we craft. 1387 01:18:27,985 --> 01:18:29,566 Let's Minecraft! 1388 01:18:30,253 --> 01:18:31,845 -One, two, three. -Team! 1389 01:18:31,878 --> 01:18:32,977 -Get the Orb! -Orb! 1390 01:18:33,002 --> 01:18:33,546 What are you saying? 1391 01:18:33,580 --> 01:18:35,311 -Minecraft. -We should all say that. 1392 01:18:35,336 --> 01:18:37,679 On three. One-- Forget it. There's no time! 1393 01:18:39,063 --> 01:18:40,448 Show us what you got, Henry. 1394 01:18:40,473 --> 01:18:41,163 Okay. 1395 01:18:41,530 --> 01:18:42,438 I got a plan. 1396 01:18:42,463 --> 01:18:43,570 Killer recipes. 1397 01:18:43,595 --> 01:18:45,005 We're gonna have to move fast. 1398 01:18:45,030 --> 01:18:46,126 Let's get to work! 1399 01:18:47,369 --> 01:18:49,362 First we're gonna need some iron ingots. 1400 01:18:54,911 --> 01:18:56,153 Oh, yeah! 1401 01:18:57,669 --> 01:18:59,122 And the boots of Swiftness. 1402 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:03,249 Time to light this place up. 1403 01:19:04,134 --> 01:19:05,168 Come on, boys. 1404 01:19:07,272 --> 01:19:09,249 Have a nice flight! 1405 01:19:13,381 --> 01:19:14,774 Whoo! 1406 01:19:17,063 --> 01:19:19,041 We're also gonna need a ton of diamonds. 1407 01:19:23,639 --> 01:19:25,383 Show me what you got, Nat. 1408 01:19:25,891 --> 01:19:27,753 Whoa! Yeah! 1409 01:19:28,621 --> 01:19:29,668 You want some, buddy? 1410 01:19:35,406 --> 01:19:36,210 We're ready. 1411 01:19:36,235 --> 01:19:38,204 Let's go save the Overworld! 1412 01:19:45,522 --> 01:19:47,772 All right, my piggies. 1413 01:19:48,788 --> 01:19:50,036 Today... 1414 01:19:50,061 --> 01:19:52,203 ...we take the Overworld... 1415 01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:53,765 ...as ours! 1416 01:19:54,616 --> 01:19:56,663 Attack their villages. 1417 01:19:56,696 --> 01:20:00,839 Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms. 1418 01:20:01,034 --> 01:20:05,480 All they have created, we destroy! 1419 01:20:09,239 --> 01:20:11,536 Well, what are you standing around for? 1420 01:20:11,669 --> 01:20:12,806 Get out of here! 1421 01:20:12,831 --> 01:20:15,081 Go on, bring me the gold! 1422 01:20:27,549 --> 01:20:28,947 Hurry, Henry! 1423 01:21:03,411 --> 01:21:05,907 Hah! News flash! 1424 01:21:05,932 --> 01:21:08,893 Iron Golems will not attack unless provoked. 1425 01:21:09,115 --> 01:21:11,673 Haa ha ha ha haa! 1426 01:21:12,926 --> 01:21:13,937 Aahh! 1427 01:21:17,586 --> 01:21:19,835 Real smooth, Travis! 1428 01:21:39,492 --> 01:21:40,561 You ready? 1429 01:21:40,901 --> 01:21:42,152 Let's do this. 1430 01:21:55,708 --> 01:21:57,506 Oh, for goodness' sake! 1431 01:21:57,733 --> 01:22:00,853 Well, what are you doing, you big block of meat? 1432 01:22:00,887 --> 01:22:03,544 Get down there and take care of those Roundlings! 1433 01:22:13,754 --> 01:22:15,899 How do you like them pork chops? 1434 01:22:21,527 --> 01:22:22,461 Come on! 1435 01:22:31,039 --> 01:22:32,274 Huh? 1436 01:22:36,289 --> 01:22:37,679 Okay, Goshe. 1437 01:22:38,169 --> 01:22:39,256 Let's dance. 1438 01:22:39,281 --> 01:22:40,907 Bring it on. 1439 01:22:46,091 --> 01:22:52,877 Sneak attaaaaaaaaaaack! 1440 01:22:53,770 --> 01:22:54,621 Hah! 1441 01:22:57,503 --> 01:22:58,516 Ooh! 1442 01:23:02,139 --> 01:23:03,206 My diamond armor! 1443 01:23:03,804 --> 01:23:05,438 Egg attack! Hyah! 1444 01:23:05,970 --> 01:23:07,270 Frizz! 1445 01:23:07,913 --> 01:23:09,974 What is this, breakfast? 1446 01:23:12,243 --> 01:23:13,768 Get off of me! 1447 01:23:15,502 --> 01:23:17,998 Hurry! The Orb's up there! 1448 01:23:31,355 --> 01:23:32,679 Do it, Henry. 1449 01:23:33,042 --> 01:23:34,345 I got this. 1450 01:23:44,243 --> 01:23:45,705 Go, Henry, go! 1451 01:23:58,597 --> 01:24:00,566 Hey, Captain Butt Crack! 1452 01:24:04,019 --> 01:24:06,147 I got something for you. 1453 01:24:10,378 --> 01:24:11,801 Get him, Dennis. 1454 01:24:21,324 --> 01:24:23,715 Whoo! Take a bite outta that pig! 1455 01:24:24,879 --> 01:24:26,393 Finish this, Henry! 1456 01:24:50,994 --> 01:24:52,551 -Henry! -No! 1457 01:24:54,773 --> 01:24:56,734 Nooooo!! 1458 01:25:05,037 --> 01:25:07,454 Whooo-hohooo! 1459 01:25:11,594 --> 01:25:13,017 Gotcha, kid! 1460 01:25:14,354 --> 01:25:15,366 -Yes! -Yes! 1461 01:25:15,707 --> 01:25:17,869 Yes!! 1462 01:25:17,894 --> 01:25:19,190 Garrett, you're alive! 1463 01:25:19,479 --> 01:25:20,493 Yeah! 1464 01:25:21,805 --> 01:25:24,445 Between us, I used Steve's water bucket trick. 1465 01:25:24,745 --> 01:25:25,769 Pretty cool, huh? 1466 01:25:25,917 --> 01:25:27,026 Little bit. 1467 01:25:27,354 --> 01:25:29,058 Let's get this Orb and go home. 1468 01:25:32,284 --> 01:25:34,010 Yes, go, Henry! 1469 01:25:34,035 --> 01:25:36,066 All right, Hank. It's fireball time. 1470 01:25:36,237 --> 01:25:37,457 Grab that spear. 1471 01:25:37,723 --> 01:25:39,747 I want you to jab it in the tentacles. 1472 01:25:40,578 --> 01:25:41,708 Yeah. 1473 01:25:41,742 --> 01:25:43,176 Whoo! Jab it! 1474 01:25:45,275 --> 01:25:46,534 Yeah! 1475 01:25:46,559 --> 01:25:48,196 How'd you learn how to do that? 1476 01:25:48,325 --> 01:25:49,118 Don't ask. 1477 01:25:50,898 --> 01:25:52,251 Whoo! 1478 01:25:52,401 --> 01:25:53,523 Yeah! 1479 01:26:13,900 --> 01:26:15,191 Nooo! 1480 01:26:15,951 --> 01:26:17,553 What have you done? 1481 01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:19,778 The Orb! 1482 01:26:59,641 --> 01:27:01,363 It's good to see you, Garbage Man. 1483 01:27:01,388 --> 01:27:02,569 Yeah, it is. 1484 01:27:06,375 --> 01:27:07,386 Parry! 1485 01:27:07,410 --> 01:27:08,421 Thrust! 1486 01:27:15,533 --> 01:27:17,279 You failed, witch. 1487 01:27:17,545 --> 01:27:19,455 The Overworld lives on. 1488 01:27:19,541 --> 01:27:22,700 You, too, have fallen for the great lie. 1489 01:27:22,927 --> 01:27:24,797 You'll never be happy. 1490 01:27:25,244 --> 01:27:26,952 Deep down, you know. 1491 01:27:27,171 --> 01:27:31,181 To hope, to dream, to create is to suffer. 1492 01:27:31,206 --> 01:27:32,539 You're right. 1493 01:27:32,938 --> 01:27:35,657 It is harder to create than to destroy. 1494 01:27:36,172 --> 01:27:39,622 That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce. 1495 01:27:39,747 --> 01:27:40,761 Aagh! 1496 01:27:40,933 --> 01:27:42,241 Later, Goshe. 1497 01:27:42,616 --> 01:27:44,051 Every minute knowing you 1498 01:27:44,076 --> 01:27:47,205 has been a horror-show waste of time. 1499 01:27:48,624 --> 01:27:50,178 Wait, one more thing. 1500 01:27:50,731 --> 01:27:52,118 Come closer. 1501 01:27:52,306 --> 01:27:53,542 Do you have a little knife 1502 01:27:53,567 --> 01:27:55,146 that you're gonna try to stab me with? 1503 01:27:55,171 --> 01:27:57,593 No, no. I'm too weak. 1504 01:27:58,957 --> 01:28:00,154 All right. 1505 01:28:01,320 --> 01:28:02,106 Aahh! 1506 01:28:02,131 --> 01:28:03,427 Come on! 1507 01:28:03,693 --> 01:28:04,980 It was worth a shot. 1508 01:28:05,005 --> 01:28:07,088 Wait, wait. Let me say one more thing. 1509 01:28:07,113 --> 01:28:08,881 -Come closer. -No way! 1510 01:28:08,906 --> 01:28:11,187 No, really, it's about you. 1511 01:28:12,199 --> 01:28:13,487 Fine. 1512 01:28:15,825 --> 01:28:17,224 Lean down here. 1513 01:28:20,100 --> 01:28:22,070 You really are the worst. 1514 01:28:22,983 --> 01:28:24,050 Goodbye. 1515 01:28:24,075 --> 01:28:26,238 This is it, really. Come back. 1516 01:28:26,421 --> 01:28:27,857 I don't even have a knife. 1517 01:28:27,882 --> 01:28:29,335 Where would I keep it? 1518 01:28:30,796 --> 01:28:32,398 Sneak attack. 1519 01:28:43,933 --> 01:28:44,716 Hey! 1520 01:28:45,779 --> 01:28:47,612 You sure you wanna go back, Henry? 1521 01:28:48,405 --> 01:28:50,117 It won't feel like this. 1522 01:28:50,764 --> 01:28:52,929 There you got constraints, 1523 01:28:53,327 --> 01:28:54,814 judgments, 1524 01:28:55,150 --> 01:28:56,444 obstacles. 1525 01:28:56,469 --> 01:28:57,593 Yeah, I know. 1526 01:28:58,035 --> 01:28:59,714 But I'm gonna go make stuff anyway. 1527 01:29:02,814 --> 01:29:03,948 I like that. 1528 01:29:04,121 --> 01:29:05,161 Mmm. 1529 01:29:05,684 --> 01:29:07,185 You're a brave kid. 1530 01:29:08,028 --> 01:29:09,216 Steve... 1531 01:29:09,840 --> 01:29:11,281 You still cool with this? 1532 01:29:14,578 --> 01:29:15,631 Yeah. 1533 01:29:15,820 --> 01:29:16,867 Come here, boy. 1534 01:29:19,984 --> 01:29:21,797 Of course I still love you. 1535 01:29:22,008 --> 01:29:24,230 That's why I think this is a good idea. 1536 01:29:24,731 --> 01:29:26,735 You changed my life. 1537 01:29:27,825 --> 01:29:30,044 It's time for you to go change hers, too. 1538 01:29:31,538 --> 01:29:33,793 ♪ Go now, 1539 01:29:33,818 --> 01:29:35,261 ♪ Go now, Dennis ♪ 1540 01:29:35,286 --> 01:29:37,922 ♪ Change Dawn's life, 1541 01:29:37,938 --> 01:29:38,938 ♪ Change Dawn's life, Dennis ♪ 1542 01:29:39,306 --> 01:29:41,623 ♪ Go on a journey ♪ 1543 01:29:41,835 --> 01:29:45,078 ♪ And think of me, 1544 01:29:45,103 --> 01:29:46,480 ♪ And think of me, Dennis ♪ 1545 01:29:46,939 --> 01:29:51,692 ♪ Go now, legendary Wolf of my dreams ♪ 1546 01:29:51,992 --> 01:29:55,249 ♪ My doggie, doggie, doggie ♪ 1547 01:29:56,136 --> 01:29:57,168 ♪ My 1548 01:29:57,193 --> 01:29:58,621 ♪ My Dennis ♪ 1549 01:30:08,176 --> 01:30:10,122 If I would have known you could sing like that, 1550 01:30:10,147 --> 01:30:12,122 it would have helped me get past your smell. 1551 01:30:15,337 --> 01:30:16,271 Garrett... 1552 01:30:17,664 --> 01:30:19,915 ...you are a truly bodacious warrior... 1553 01:30:20,592 --> 01:30:22,480 ...and a really good friend. 1554 01:30:22,949 --> 01:30:24,829 I wish you'd come home with us. 1555 01:30:26,392 --> 01:30:27,470 Hank's cool, 1556 01:30:27,611 --> 01:30:28,504 but... 1557 01:30:28,757 --> 01:30:30,502 ...I don't have any friends... 1558 01:30:30,527 --> 01:30:31,884 ...my age. 1559 01:30:34,182 --> 01:30:36,364 We would make a great team. 1560 01:30:37,037 --> 01:30:38,745 Vaya con Dios. 1561 01:30:39,865 --> 01:30:41,296 It means "Goodbye, brother." 1562 01:30:42,072 --> 01:30:43,079 No, it doesn't. 1563 01:30:44,087 --> 01:30:45,413 Don't look at her. 1564 01:30:45,438 --> 01:30:46,365 It does. 1565 01:30:46,390 --> 01:30:48,076 No, it does not. 1566 01:30:48,565 --> 01:30:49,909 Yeah, it does. 1567 01:30:53,320 --> 01:30:55,254 Are you sure you don't want to come back? 1568 01:30:55,595 --> 01:30:56,970 Yeah, I'm staying here. 1569 01:30:56,995 --> 01:30:59,193 I got a bunch more stuff I wanna build. 1570 01:31:00,111 --> 01:31:02,619 Why don't you bring some of that magic to the real world? 1571 01:31:24,106 --> 01:31:25,139 Screw it. 1572 01:31:25,316 --> 01:31:26,723 I'm coming with. 1573 01:31:28,113 --> 01:31:31,114 Turns out, if you're brave enough, 1574 01:31:31,139 --> 01:31:33,178 you can make the real world... 1575 01:31:34,016 --> 01:31:35,925 ...your Overworld. 1576 01:31:36,968 --> 01:31:39,089 Garrett finally leveled up. 1577 01:31:39,114 --> 01:31:41,908 And his store became the hot spot! 1578 01:31:43,287 --> 01:31:47,130 Together, we all joined forces to create the new hit game, 1579 01:31:47,155 --> 01:31:48,842 Block City Battle Buddies. 1580 01:31:48,875 --> 01:31:50,817 Block City Battle Buddies! 1581 01:31:50,842 --> 01:31:53,388 Yeah, we're still in the beta phase, 1582 01:31:53,413 --> 01:31:55,415 working out a few bugs. 1583 01:31:55,448 --> 01:31:56,930 But let me tell ya, 1584 01:31:56,955 --> 01:31:57,914 life... 1585 01:31:58,289 --> 01:31:59,695 ...is pretty perfect. 1586 01:31:59,720 --> 01:32:02,874 ♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪ 1587 01:32:04,758 --> 01:32:08,502 ♪ I used to wake up and play Back in my childhood days ♪ 1588 01:32:08,527 --> 01:32:12,032 ♪ Gettin' older's Such a dirty shame ♪ 1589 01:32:12,065 --> 01:32:16,027 ♪ They never gave me a chance To let my imagination dance ♪ 1590 01:32:16,052 --> 01:32:19,354 ♪ 'Til I came up With a different game ♪ 1591 01:32:20,507 --> 01:32:23,167 ♪ Down in the mines All of the time ♪ 1592 01:32:23,192 --> 01:32:24,212 ♪ Crafting ♪ 1593 01:32:24,237 --> 01:32:26,899 ♪ Out in the sun Havin' some fun ♪ 1594 01:32:26,924 --> 01:32:27,913 ♪ Laughing ♪ 1595 01:32:27,938 --> 01:32:31,662 ♪ I'm never, ever Lookin' back, 'cause ♪ 1596 01:32:31,687 --> 01:32:34,946 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1597 01:32:34,971 --> 01:32:36,196 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1598 01:32:36,872 --> 01:32:39,609 Dawn finally got to ditch her real estate job. 1599 01:32:39,634 --> 01:32:40,487 Have fun! 1600 01:32:40,512 --> 01:32:43,206 She and Dennis brought the party wherever they went. 1601 01:32:44,319 --> 01:32:46,646 Natalie decided to share her new skill set 1602 01:32:46,671 --> 01:32:48,258 with the real world. 1603 01:32:48,373 --> 01:32:50,663 Survival Mode Self-Defense. 1604 01:32:50,688 --> 01:32:52,065 And now he's going to-- 1605 01:32:56,274 --> 01:32:59,395 The streets of Chuglass have never been safer. 1606 01:32:59,420 --> 01:33:00,906 You get 'em, Natalie! 1607 01:33:01,963 --> 01:33:03,239 And Henry? 1608 01:33:03,402 --> 01:33:06,109 He finally got that jetpack to work. 1609 01:33:11,017 --> 01:33:14,064 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1610 01:33:14,089 --> 01:33:17,777 ♪ I move mountains With my mind ♪ 1611 01:33:18,530 --> 01:33:21,612 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1612 01:33:21,637 --> 01:33:25,884 ♪ Like a new moon on the rise ♪ 1613 01:33:26,017 --> 01:33:29,085 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1614 01:33:29,209 --> 01:33:33,097 ♪ Like a redstone overdrive ♪ 1615 01:33:33,546 --> 01:33:36,504 ♪ I feel the high ♪ 1616 01:33:36,684 --> 01:33:40,858 ♪ With the power Of the wolf inside ♪ 1617 01:33:40,991 --> 01:33:44,700 ♪ I feel alive ♪ 1618 01:33:44,725 --> 01:33:45,505 ♪ Yeah! ♪ 1619 01:33:46,613 --> 01:33:50,035 Subtitles Perfected By: SubCommander 1620 01:34:03,317 --> 01:34:05,545 I know how much you love bread. 1621 01:34:05,721 --> 01:34:07,074 Mm-hm hmm. 1622 01:34:07,099 --> 01:34:09,155 Marlene, your ex-husband's here. 1623 01:34:09,180 --> 01:34:10,627 He said it was an emergency. 1624 01:34:10,652 --> 01:34:14,721 Well, you tell him I've got nothing to say to him. 1625 01:34:14,808 --> 01:34:16,519 You gotta be kidding me, Marlene. 1626 01:34:16,544 --> 01:34:17,874 This is the guy? 1627 01:34:18,038 --> 01:34:19,602 Too late, Clemente. 1628 01:34:19,742 --> 01:34:21,185 You had your chance. 1629 01:34:21,210 --> 01:34:22,639 She's right, Clemente. 1630 01:34:22,664 --> 01:34:24,325 You totally blew it. 1631 01:34:24,442 --> 01:34:28,512 And now I reap the rewards of your mistake. 1632 01:34:28,801 --> 01:34:33,002 You see, when Marlene's Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over, 1633 01:34:33,027 --> 01:34:35,658 I was struck by a love so powerful, 1634 01:34:35,683 --> 01:34:37,464 it transcended the barriers 1635 01:34:37,489 --> 01:34:39,450 of conventional speech. 1636 01:34:39,679 --> 01:34:43,370 Now I speak Human, and she speaks Villager. 1637 01:34:46,841 --> 01:34:47,985 Mm hm. 1638 01:34:51,108 --> 01:34:54,205 Marlene, ever since we met last night, 1639 01:34:54,230 --> 01:34:55,829 I wanted to say, 1640 01:34:55,969 --> 01:34:57,383 "Would you marry me?" 1641 01:34:57,797 --> 01:35:00,343 Yes! Yes! 1642 01:35:00,491 --> 01:35:02,699 A thousand times, yes! 1643 01:40:16,778 --> 01:40:19,324 Hi, sorry to bug. I just-- 1644 01:40:19,349 --> 01:40:21,829 I used to live here, and-- I'm Steve. 1645 01:40:21,854 --> 01:40:24,486 Oh, is this about that chest in the attic? 1646 01:40:24,511 --> 01:40:27,894 Ho-ho, yeah! I'm so glad that's still around. 1647 01:40:27,927 --> 01:40:29,560 Hey, you want to come in? 1648 01:40:29,896 --> 01:40:31,307 I'm Alex, by the way. 1649 01:40:32,221 --> 01:40:33,257 Alex... 1650 01:40:33,282 --> 01:40:34,612 Great to meetch. 1651 01:40:38,158 --> 01:40:41,491 Subtitles Perfected By: SubCommander 103612