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Good morning.

Good morning.

How long have you been awake?

Hours.

Are you excited about the wedding?

Oh, yeah, sure I am. I just, I can't believe Simon's getting married.

We should get up.

Yeah, I guess we should.

When was the last time we...

Slept in.

I think it's been a while.

I mean, since we've slept in, it's been a while.

Maybe we should sleep in again. Maybe we should.

Come in.

Oh, why'd you have to say that?

Oh, look at you.

We're ready for the wedding.

Yeah, we've been ready for hours.

Yeah, well, the wedding's tomorrow, not today.

Aren't we rehearsing today?

Yes, but you don't need Texas for rehearsal.

Tomorrow. Would it be okay if we wore them today anyways?

We look good in them.

Yes, you do. You look very handsome, but no. You have to wait until tomorrow.

Go change. I'll be in to help you hang up to Texas. We were just getting up.

we weren't. Could you make us some breakfast after we change?

Sure. We were just about to get up, go downstairs, and make breakfast.

No, we weren't.

Hey, you're awake.

Savannah was up, so I thought we'd come over and have breakfast with you guys.

Sure, what would you like for breakfast?

Do I get to choose?

Afraid not.

Hey, what are you guys doing up here?

We were just talking about having breakfast.

Oh. Hey, Luz, when you were little, do you remember what we all used to have

breakfast on those rare times when your mom and I got to sleep in?

Let me see. I think we used to make our own breakfast while you guys were...

Sleeping. Okay.

Come on, guys. Let's go make our own breakfast. It'll be like old time.

Thanks, Liz.

Maybe we're getting too old for this sleeping in business.

Never.

Seven heavens, when I see their happy faces smiling back at

me.

Seven heavens, I know there's no greater feeling than the love of family.

Where can you go when the world don't treat

you right? The answer is home.

7 -7 7 -7

Hi, sweetie.

What are we doing?

Oh, we were just getting up.

Come in.

Morning.

Morning, Simon.

I was just wondering, what are we having for breakfast?

I don't know that yet.

Okay, I'll wait.

Come in.

Hey, what's going on?

Uh, nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Hungry. Me too. Okay, I'm up.

Come in.

Hey, I was wondering where you guys were.

We're all right here.

Need some help with breakfast, Mom?

No, thanks, honey. I'll get it.

Come in.

Hey, guys.

Matt.

Saturday?

So? The day Mom and Dad sleep late?

Thanks.

Where did the time go?

I don't know.

But it's gone by faster and faster.

I don't feel any older.

Neither do I.

You know, I've relived that last weekend over and over.

All those days leading up to my mother telling...

She had leukemia.

Up until that point, you know, boy, the world was perfect.

It's the end of our innocence.

Yeah, I guess so, kind of.

I mean, even though I had five children, I didn't really start growing up until

I knew I was going to lose my mother.

I so wish you could be here for Simon's wedding.

I'm sure she'll be here in spirit.

I'm sorry. It's sort of an emotional rollercoaster, I guess.

It's okay, me too.

I feel as if I'm in complete and total conflict. One minute, I want Simon to

married to Rose. The next minute, I don't want Simon to get married to Rose.

hoping that they call the whole thing off.

Yeah, I'm with you.

It's not that I care one way or the other. It's that I feel one way then the

other. You know, like for and against with equal passion, depending on what

of the day you ask me.

So are we still... Of course.

Simon?

Simon!

Simon Camden, how can you sleep?

I just fell asleep a couple hours ago.

I'm taking off.

I'll see you tonight at the rehearsal.

The rehearsal for our wedding.

I thought today would never come. It seems like we've been waiting forever,

doesn't it? Does it?

It feels to me like we just met.

I guess that's good.

Okay, well, I'm heading off.

I'm going to pick up my mom and dad at the airport, and then I'm bare -toe, and

then we're going to the hotel, and then we'll see you at the church.

Okay.

Drive safely.

I will.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Simon, I have to tell you something.

All right, but nothing earth -shattering, okay? We're getting married

Aren't we?

Of course, definitely.

Okay.

Well, do you want me to guess?

All right, but I haven't had much sleep.

I'm late.

Well, why don't you tell me what it is so that you can get going? Or just tell

me what it is later.

I just told you.

What, that's your big news? You're late?

Late, like... Oh.

Oh, so... What you're actually telling me is that we're... I don't know for

sure, but... Well, when will you know for sure?

I don't know.

I guess we could find out today, but I'd rather wait.

I'd rather wait another week.

A whole week?

It's early yet, but I just had this feeling this morning. I kept thinking I

just stressed out from the wedding, but... But... This comes as quite a

surprise, doesn't it? I told you we were taking a risk.

Yes. Yes, you did. You most certainly did.

So if we took a risk and now we're having a baby, then

we're having a baby.

Hey, we're having a baby.

All right, well, let's not get too excited. We should find out for certain

first. But I'm really happy you're not angry or upset.

No, how could I be upset at the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with?

I mean, we were going to have a baby eventually anyway, right? So why not

It's all so scary, isn't it?

Yeah.

It's really scary.

But we have each other.

We do.

All right.

Well, I'm going to leave now.

All right.

Dear God, thank you for this food. And if there really is a God, God, I know

you'll find a way to get me that dog I've been wanting.

Amen.

All right, yeah, this is a lot more complicated than that.

But I know you're going to help me.

You've always helped me.

So please help me today and tomorrow.

And every day after that.

Because God, I think I got myself into something I'm pretty sure I can't

Maybe all grooms feel that way.

I don't know.

I'm just saying.

Please make sure I'm doing the right thing.

So, why'd you move the appointment up? I didn't. They called and asked me if I'd

like to come in. They had a cancellation.

And we want to go in today.

Uh, yeah. I can't wait to find out the sex of the baby.

It's a boy.

You don't know that.

I do. I know that. I'd love a boy or a girl, but I just have this gut feeling

it's a boy.

I think I'm getting intuition.

Yeah. Or I'm psychic.

And what makes you think you're either?

You want to test me out?

Ask me something.

Like?

Anything. Okay, um...

Is Summer going to go through with the wedding?

Yep. And Rose?

Yep. Well, that's all I need to know.

That and the sex of the baby.

Let's go.

It's a boy.

Then we'll just take her. See ya.

All I said was crap.

Why do you do that? You know when it comes to you and your personal health,

gets a little squeamish.

That's his problem. It's not my problem.

And if you ask me, he better get used to it. He has a daughter.

And could you pick up some tampons for me on the way home?

Why don't you just go over to our house and help yourself?

Every time I need a tampon?

Where are you guys going anyway?

To find out the sex of the baby.

It's a boy.

Why do you say that? Well, Kevin said it.

He already told me.

I figured you knew.

He doesn't know.

We're going to go find out, and then we're going to let everyone else know.

Boy. Would you just babysit? Mom's got a million things to do, and we won't be

gone that long. An hour, two at the most.

Yeah, all right.

Kevin!

Cramp. Yeah, I'll babysit.

I don't know why she always does that to me. You should talk to her. You weren't

like that when you were her age, were you? No, I was never like that.

Did I ever tell you about starting my period?

No, I think I've managed to dodge that story.

Oh, come on, I'll tell you on the way. Do you have to? Yes, I do.

What you doing?

Becoming a woman, so leave me alone.

Just stand me on your head, help.

Mary told me to do it, okay?

Okay.

What's she doing?

Dad, no!

She's becoming a woman.

Luke, it's your dad. Remember me? The guy who bought you anatomically correct

dolls by mistake?

Come on. Come on, we got a history of embarrassing stuff between us. Let's

Not that there's anything to be embarrassed about.

Hey, by the way, did you start your period yet? Because, you know, I was

Don't wait!

Throughout history,

being a woman has been like this.

Oh, my stomach is killing me.

But better now, the next duke and I leave for Scotland.

Oh, ye take the high road and I'll take... low road I'll be in Scotland for

ye. For me and my true love we'll never meet again on

the bunny, bunny banks of Loch Lomond.

What's going on? I'm babysitting. Kevin and Lucy went to go find out the sex of

their baby.

Oh, good.

It's a boy.

According to Kevin.

You look a little pale.

Cramps. Ouch.

Anything I can do? Aspirin?

I need tampons.

Okay, I'll put them on the list with my other errands. Regular, the big box, no

perfume, plain.

I'll go on.

I'm off.

Oh, uh, your mom wanted me to ask, did you ever decide if you're going to bring

a date to this wedding?

Nope. Are you hoping that Martin would come?

Martin who?

I'm over it, okay?

I'm completely and totally over it.

And Sandy backed out just so you know she won't be there.

Yeah, yeah, that baby's teeth are coming in pretty early, three months.

Teeth? Yeah, well, that's what Sandy told Lucy.

Oh. I thought you were out of the secret business.

All I know is she felt that Rose would be more comfortable if she and the baby

weren't sharing the spotlight. So she made up some excuse not to come.

I mean, she didn't want her and Aaron to take any attention away from Rose on

her big day.

I see.

I'm not so sure you do.

Rose is really jealous.

Rose wants what Sandy has.

Rose wants a baby.

I bet Rose and Simon become pregnant right away.

Okay, okay. Too, too, too early for those thoughts.

Simon and Rose have another year of college, and Simon's thinking about law

school. Well, apparently that's all he's doing is thinking about it. He took two

incompletes that he has to finish this summer. It's a minor setback. Having a

baby would be a major setback, you know, as far as his education, his career,

and his life are concerned.

Did Rose say anything about having a baby right away?

No. Well, then, so why do you think that? What do you know?

I don't know anything about anything.

Yes, you do. What do you know?

All I know is that Rose wants to make absolutely sure that Simon wants to

her. And I know she's scared that he'll back out. And I know that he's scared

she'll back out. I know she wanted to be part of our family so much that she

actually forced herself to become nice just to get not only him, but to get us.

So I wouldn't put it past her to become pregnant just to keep him or to keep us.

I really hope this is just the cramp talking.

I love you. Aw, I love you.

But we're not going to say anything until after the wedding. I don't want to

anything that takes anything away from Rose.

Oh, I don't know, Luce. Keep this quiet for two days. I'm not that great at

keeping secrets.

Oh, I know, but let's wait until we get to New York, and we're there with Matt

and Sarah and the Colonel and Ruth, and we'll tell them all together when we get

the whole family together.

All right.

Would you mind if I asked my brother and mom and Frank to come down to New York

so they can be there, too?

They're not expecting to go to the graduation, but they could join us for

dinner. I can't wait to tell Ben.

Anything you want. Whatever you want.

Did I tell you? You told me. Tell me.

Tell me.

Hi, Daddy.

Tell him.

So, well, let me just ask, are congratulations in order here?

Then congratulations. This is a very important day.

Hey, you know what?

Maybe you and Mary and your mom should go out to dinner tomorrow night and

celebrate. Just the three of you.

The women of the house.

My treat.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Simon.

What's going on?

Nothing. We're just happy. It's just a happy day. You know, tonight's the

rehearsal and tomorrow's the wedding and...

Wow. Yeah.

Wow.

I don't

know how this happened.

Well, it happened.

It's gonna happen one day.

Hey, you're going to be a great mom.

I guess.

I don't think he was happy when I told him.

I swear, I think he's just been waiting for me to say that I can't go through

with the wedding because I'm still in love with you or something.

Are you still in love with me or something?

Well, what difference would that make now?

I don't know.

Would it make any difference?

No.

This whole thing is your fault.

You were supposed to marry me.

You were my boyfriend. I had sex with you.

I didn't want to have sex with anyone else for the rest of my life, and then

left me.

I'm sorry, but you were 18, I was 19.

We were too young.

We weren't too young to have sex.

Why were we too young to get married?

I'm sorry, Rose.

All those years with your family.

I love your family.

They love you, Rose, but 19?

I was supposed to marry you at 19?

Yeah, you were.

Rose, come on, you're just freaking out here.

It's gonna be okay.

You and Simon love each other.

Simon's a really nice guy, and you... You're the nicest girl in the

world.

I guess it's okay.

You don't even know for sure, Simon. I mean, she could just really be stressed

out over the wedding.

I'm not really comfortable with this subject.

I mean, when it involves people other than me and my wife.

I think I'll go get Savannah.

Simon, even I freaked out before I got married to Kevin.

Matt had to talk me into it.

Yeah, well, unfortunately, Matt's not going to be here.

He wants to be here.

But he and Sarah can't fly all the way here from New York and then turn around

and fly back to New York the next day. I mean, it's just too much. I'm sure

they've done harder things than flying across the country.

Yeah, they have.

And Mary?

Well, Mary doesn't want to come because she doesn't want to see anyone because

she's divorced?

How stupid is that?

I mean, everyone's just got their excuses.

At least Uncle Hank and Aunt Julie are coming.

Ah, well...

They decided to fly to Buffalo to drive the Colonel and Ruth down to New York

for the graduation.

They're too old to be driving that far by themselves, so they're not coming.

But they will be in New York when we're all there, and they want us all to have

dinner, you know, like a mini wedding reception. I think that's going to be

their gift to you two.

Didn't they RSVP that they were coming?

Mm -mm.

Sorry.

Great. So no one's coming.

No one's going to be there. No one cares enough to be there.

I think that may be our fault.

What do you mean?

I don't think anyone has been exactly excited about this relationship. And you

and Rose haven't been together very long, so maybe... Maybe no one thought

we'd go through with it.

Yeah, maybe.

I am going to go through with it.

I think.

Were you going to go through with it before Rose surprised you this morning?

Yes, I was.

I was definitely going to go through with it.

So? So I'm just freaking out.

Everything's going to be fine.

You know all those talks that Mom and Dad had with us over the years, me in

particular, about not having sex before marriage?

Yeah, many talks.

Many, many, many talks.

I think I finally understand what they were talking about.

Better late than never.

I mean, I was going to marry her anyway, and I love her, and of course I want to

have children with her, but... But this news kind of made you feel a little out

of control?

Marriage is a big commitment. Having children with someone is an even bigger

commitment. It's absolutely normal to feel a little nervous, and very nervous,

and scared even. But the flip side of fear is... Excitement.

That's what I'm going with.

I'm excited.

And scared out of my mind.

Come here.

I'm going to go to the house.

Are you going to mention any of this to Mom and Dad?

I don't think so.

I mean, even though I'm old enough to get married and old enough to be a

they're still Mom and Dad.

All right, well, if you need to talk, you can always come back over here.

It's loose. I'm excited to see you guys the day after tomorrow at your

graduation.

Hey, Matt, if you have time, would you give Simon a call? I mean, if you're not

going to be here today and tomorrow, close to the time of the wedding.

He's really nervous, and he's making me nervous.

Bye.

There you are.

I was just going to walk over to Lucy's.

How are you?

I'm good, Mom. I'm really good.

I can't believe it. My Simon is getting married.

You're okay with my getting married, right?

I want you to be okay.

Oh, Simon, I'm fine.

Hey, everything's getting set for the rehearsal dinner.

Oh, you never said you weren't happy in the wedding, right? Sure.

Sam and David can walk her down.

That's what I thought, too.

Will that be okay with Rose?

I'm sure it will.

Well, if it isn't, you know, we can bring Happy back here after the wedding.

We'll figure everything out at the rehearsal. That's what rehearsals are

right?

Hey, are you hungry?

Yeah, but believe it or not, I can make myself a sandwich.

Of course you can.

Will we be seeing Rose this afternoon or just at the church tonight?

We're going to have to meet her at the church.

She's at the hotel right now waiting for her mom and her dad and their exes and

her ex, Umberto.

Oh, so he is coming. He is. All right.

You like him, right?

He's a really nice guy.

Okay, great. I can't wait to meet him.

It's just that I was a baby for a long time, and I missed the individual

attention. And I can get that from a dog without having to bother you so much.

I see. And I would feed it and walk it and be no trouble at all.

Simon, sweetie, the bottom line is your dad and I have talked about this, and

the decision was no dog.

Lucky for me, you've got a mind of your own, huh?

Hey, happy?

Hey, Simon.

Your mom just told me you were here.

You remember the day I got happy?

Of course.

You gave me that lecture about not being responsible with all the other pets I'd

had.

There's the sea monkeys.

And, uh, and...

The ant farm. Yeah.

And goldfish.

Yeah, I remember.

But when I got happy, I was responsible, right?

I mean, I took good care of her.

Up until I went away to school, and I take good care of her when I come home,

don't I?

Where are you going with all this?

I was just thinking I've been so irresponsible with my other

I want to be responsible with this one.

My marriage.

I want to be a responsible husband and father. Are you trying to convince me?

Or yourself?

Neither. I'm just saying that I'm ready.

I'm ready to get married.

That's good.

Because you're getting married.

Yes, I am.

You think I'm responsible, don't you?

You're getting there. Why?

Are you okay with my getting married?

I mean, I'm just checking.

You are the one marrying us. I don't want you to object in the middle of our

wedding vows.

No, no, no. In fact, I wasn't even going to ask if anybody objects.

Most people don't include that nowadays.

Unless you and Rose want it included.

All you have to do is say so.

It just seems traditional.

We are saying traditional vows, so... If that's what you and Rose want, you

know. Do you think someone maybe will object?

Are you hoping someone will object?

No, Dad. I couldn't be happier.

Good. Besides, it wouldn't even matter if someone did object.

You and Rose aren't... You don't have to.

Is she... I mean, are you two... You're not expecting.

Can I tell you?

No, I didn't.

Well, that's a little awkward, huh?

Well, they should be here any minute. They just had to drop Happy off at the

house. That's not what I meant.

I mean, I thought that they'd call the wedding off by now.

You did?

Oh, absolutely.

Rose is so afraid of making a mistake. She's been that way her whole life.

I'd say the more mistakes you make, the more you learn.

I guess that's what makes me a genius when it comes to marriage.

Little joke.

Oh.

Yeah, funny.

So, how many times have you been married?

Just kidding.

Oh.

Of course.

I think I'm a little nervous. You know, wasn't it scary to see the two of them

up in front of the church?

I mean, even though it's just a rehearsal, the real thing is going to

24 hours.

I do think they're going to go through with it. And I want them to go through

with it. Simon loves Rose. He does. And we love her, too.

She's okay.

Have a drink.

Listen up. Tell me about your marriage.

She's okay.

She's a little needy, a little insecure.

She thinks that marriage is going to solve that. She's wrong.

Oh, by the way, did she tell you that she's late? Simon did mention it. She

could be lying.

Lying? Why would she lie about a thing like that?

Oh, I don't know. Just to make absolutely sure that Simon really does

Huh. Tell me about your marriage.

There really isn't much to tell.

Well, you have seven children. There must be something to tell.

And according to Rose, you and your husband still enjoy each other's

We do.

I've heard that religious people are sometimes filled with the spirit.

I guess.

Yeah, sometimes.

I can't wait for dinner. These appetizers are great.

Good choice of restaurants. No, thanks. No, but all the credit goes to Rose and

Simon. They made all the arrangements, and they thought having dinner here at

the hotel would... It'd be convenient for everyone since you're all staying

here. It was so nice of Rose to change all the plans so that we could go to our

son Matt's graduation from medical school.

Well, changing the wedding was a good decision.

Actually going through with the wedding, I don't know.

Oh?

Yeah, I tried to talk her out of it.

I didn't know.

She's too young.

He's too young.

They're both a little young. I was hoping they'd wait at least another year

until they finished college, but... But she made sure there'd be no delay.

She told me there's a possibility she's pregnant, but I have to say I doubt it.

She's a very smart young woman. She's not likely to have made a mistake like

that.

I think she's just trying to make sure things go according to plan.

Whatever, I mean, what do I know about marriage anyway? I'm on my fourth.

Are you?

About to be, yeah.

I just got engaged last weekend.

I didn't.

invite my fiance. I didn't want to upset Rose.

Rose did tell you her mother and I have both been married several times. She

did. She also said that that's why she's so determined to make this marriage

with Simon work.

Truthfully, don't you think they would have been better off just living

together? They probably would have broken up by now.

Maybe. You think it's too late to suggest they forget about the wedding

living together?

I don't really recommend living together.

I do.

I lived with my first wife.

My second wife. My third wife.

And the one coming up?

Oh, my current fiancée still lives with her parents, but she's staying at my

place for the time being.

Her parents?

Don't get the wrong idea. She's not that young.

She's in her... She's old enough.

Excuse me for just a second.

Would you...

How do you explain change of life to a date? Oh, my God, thank the Lord I was

married for that phase of my life. Isn't it horrible?

Heck, no.

Menopause is like getting a license to live.

I'm sorry to interrupt, but I just need to ask you something about tomorrow, if

I might.

Not a problem.

What's going on?

Do you think that Rose might be lying about... Oh, no, she doesn't, too.

Are we having fun yet?

They're not so bad.

And hey, it's not like we're going to see them again after tomorrow anyway.

Rose didn't tell you?

She's possibly pregnant.

Yeah, she told me.

You think she'd tell you something like that and not tell me?

Yeah, I do. I talk to her more than you talk to her. Oh, that's right. You saw

her six months ago when you and your, what is it, third wife were selling the

house?

Which reminds me, sorry to hear about you and your husband.

I'm sure.

By the way, I doubt that Rose is with child. Yeah, I doubt it, too.

You didn't doubt it until I doubted it. Yes, I did. I doubted it the moment she

said it.

Hi. So, uh, that went well, huh?

Did it?

Didn't it?

We're both a little concerned that they're going through with this.

So, uh, Kevin, what is it that you do again?

I'm a stay -at -home dad.

What?

Yeah, I know what that is.

We're expecting again.

Boy or girl? Well, we just found out the sex of the baby today, but we're going

to wait until after the wedding to tell everyone.

Hello, mate.

Aussie?

Not Australian?

Oh, no.

I was trying to do a Scottish accent.

Well, you're doing it badly.

So are you.

I'm from Edinburgh.

You are not.

I am. My name's Paul.

Ruthie. I'm going to Edinburgh this summer to study.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Why? You don't think I like it?

I don't think I like knowing that you're not going to be here.

How old are you?

I'm 16.

I see. Is that your baby?

No, that's my niece.

This is Savannah.

And how old are you?

I'm just 17, but I go to college at Glen Oak.

My parents thought it might be nice if we got to spend a year or two in sunny

California.

Well, I'll be here for another two weeks.

So would you like to come out with me next weekend?

Hold it, buddy.

That's our sister.

Shut up.

Okay, next weekend.

You can go with us if you like.

We can?

Sure, it's not as if I'd be kissing your sister on the first date or anything.

So could I get your number?

Sure.

He's nice.

Yeah, he seems nice.

Maybe you'll marry him.

Maybe. Hey, can you draw mustaches on us? Yeah, you haven't done that in a

time. Sure. Come here.

You think Simon and Rose are going to really get married?

Yeah, probably.

I'll miss him.

I will, too.

Yeah, but it won't be that different. I mean, he'll be around now and then. So

you won't miss him?

Yeah, I will miss him.

And I do miss him. I remember when we were growing up. Simon and I were

all the time.

Almost like you two.

Does he do any tricks?

I don't know.

I can show him.

Okay.

Here, boy. Okay.

Now, watch Ruthie now. Watch. Hi, I'm Ruthie.

Okay, you ready?

Sit.

Wow, look at that.

Okay, this one's even harder now. You ready?

Okay, speak.

Wow,

good boy, good boy. What about me?

Yeah, okay, good girl, good girl. Thank you. Okay, now this one's even harder

now. Lie down.

Okay, now roll over.

You're a genius.

Thank you.

Where do you think Simon and Rose are? I'm hungry.

I don't know.

Where are they? I don't know.

everyone in your family? Yes, you told everyone in your family.

Yeah, but it's about me.

Guys, they're waiting. It's not about you.

If we're having a baby, it's about us.

If? What do you mean, if?

Oh, you think I'm lying, don't you? Maybe you could finish this in the car.

I don't think you're lying. I think there's a really easy way to find out

way or another, and you're being totally unreasonable.

I don't want to know, okay?

I really don't want to know. What I want to know is that you'll marry me either

way. I will marry you either way. So it's settled.

Let's go, why don't we?

Everyone's not too happy about it.

Neither do you.