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i have some business to take care of but i shouldn't be long i'll be fine you'll

be fine as long as you stay in bed the doctor said i could move around a little

even go for a short trip you heard him he said i'd be fine i just don't think

it's a good idea i can get you anything you want anything anything okay

Get me a car seat, a crib, a diaper service, a dozen onesies, a small tub,

washcloths, towels, blankets, and everything the baby will need when it

here that no one's had the decency to get me.

Oh, yeah, and I'll also need a nursing bra.

All right.

You can't get all that.

I have to get it.

Take me shopping. I promise I'll do it so quickly. I'll be in and out just like

that. While I'm gone, just make a list.

I'll get it. What happened to the bassinet and the crib and the rocking

sent you out for last week?

They're in the garage.

I'm going to put them together.

Your mom's going to put them together when she gets a chance.

I hope they're done before the baby gets here.

Come on, Kevin. Take me shopping. I'm begging you. There are things that we

to have that we don't have yet.

Things that you know nothing about. Things that you can't buy.

Like the nursing bra.

Just write it down and I'll ask someone to help me with the bra.

You know, just because I'm on bed rest doesn't mean someone couldn't have

me a baby shower.

This sucks.

Hey, not in front of our daughter.

See you in an hour or two.

Hi. Hi.

How you doing?

I'm doing okay.

I need to go shopping.

I don't have anything. No one has given me anything.

Hey, hey, hey. It's okay.

I'll take you shopping. As long as you have permission from your doctor to be

and about.

Really? He said I could go out just for a while. You know, if I'm careful.

Then we'll be careful.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I haven't been able to get Kevin or Mom or Dad to take me. No one will take me

shopping. They're all afraid I'm going to go into labor. And I'm not going to

into labor, not until I have everything that I need. I believe you.

Really? Yeah, but I think that we should slip out the front before anyone knows

we're gone.

Yeah, okay.

He's so excited to get out of the house. Be quiet or we won't make it.

Seven Heavens, when I see their happy faces smiling back at me.

Seven Heavens, I know there's no greater feeling than the love of family.

Where can you go when the world don't treat

you right? The answer is home.

One place that you'll find seven heavens.

Seven heavens.

Seven heavens.

How much time do we have?

Well, they've been gone for an hour, but we told Matt we needed two.

There's just one more gift I have to get.

Would you like to come with me? I'd like your opinion.

Sure. We'll be right back.

What are you doing?

I'm resting, I hope.

Well, there's still plenty to be done.

It's a lot of work for a guy who's not even invited to the shower.

You're welcome to come.

No, no, no.

I'll hang out in the kitchen. I'm very happy it's for ladies only. It's an old

-fashioned baby shower.

I'm still going to need your help.

Fine. Happy to help.

Not happy to play those games.

We're going down to the park.

We're going to play baseball.

It'll be fun.

I'll be here, helping.

That doesn't sound like fun.

Yeah, we'll be back later. Come on, guys.

There's still some presence in the trunk of the car.

That maybe you could get?

More? Oh, just the stuff that Mary sent.

Oh, such a shame she can't be here.

This is all from us?

Well, no, it's just the stuff the baby has to have.

I mean... Has to have?

Oh, well, okay.

Some of the stuff that I want her to have.

Oh, I'm so looking forward to having a new baby in the house.

Yeah, we haven't done all that much in the way of encouraging Lucy and Kevin to

find their own home.

Oh, they can't move because he's on bed rest.

No, but sooner or later, they have to move.

They'll move.

They have to.

Even if you don't want them to.

And it'll probably be somewhere close by.

Or maybe we could build on to our house.

No, we can't.

Excuse me. Do you know where the little baby blankets are?

Those are upstairs in the linen department.

I'll be happy to show you and your husband.

This is not my husband.

It doesn't really matter.

Husband, father, whatever.

Just happy to have you shopping with us today.

No, no, no. You misunderstood.

This is my brother.

Oh, you see, I'm not wearing my ring because my hands are swollen and I have

huge diamond. Really, I do. I mean, it's just a little tight right now.

No, really.

He's my brother. We're both married.

I'm married. He's married.

Sorry.

Here we go.

A new elevator.

A little tricky.

There we go.

Next stop, little baby blankets.

Right this way.

Where is your wedding ring?

I don't wear one.

Why not?

Sarah and I don't wear wedding bands at work, and I forgot to put it on before I

left. Well, now this guy thinks that I'm not married because you're not wearing

your ring.

Why don't you and Sarah wear your wedding rings to work?

She has her reasons.

Some women in the workplace thing. I don't know.

But we don't care. We're in love. We're married. Things are great. We don't need

wedding bands.

Yes, you do.

Here we go.

What do you think?

It's great.

Who lives here?

No.

You didn't... You didn't buy this house without telling Lucy, did you?

The way I figure it, Lucy would never want me to buy this house. She would

want to spend this much money on a house. I didn't want to spend this much

on a house, but it's great.

Plenty of room for us and the baby, and as many babies as we ever want to have.

I'm going to bring her over here after the shower and surprise her.

Are you serious?

She's going to take one look at this house and have the baby on the lawn.

So do you think she'll like it?

Are you kidding?

No.

Lucy always thinks everyone knows everything before she does.

She always thinks people are doing things behind her back and keeping

from her.

She's going to kill you.

As soon as the baby's out, she's going to go berserk and kill you.

Oh, come on. It's a beautiful house.

And she wasn't able to shop for houses while she was on bed rest.

And we have to move and move quickly.

I say she'll love it.

You say it. Say she'll love it.

Please, please say she'll love it.

Can you get out of it?

I don't want out of it. I had to outbid three other buyers to get it. This is

better than any house anywhere in Glen Oak. This may be better than any house

the state of California.

This may be better than any house in the United States.

She's still going to kill you.

Maybe you should get a wedding band and just wear it while you're at home.

I could do that, but I don't want to do that. Do you have everything you need?

Can we look at some rings?

I'm fine. We have time. I just don't want anyone to get angry that I kept you

out too long. I mean, you're just getting off bed rest.

Just try on the rings.

Do it for me.

Why don't you try on rings?

I already have one.

So do I.

Please.

Oh, isn't that sweet?

They're going to get married.

They better do it soon.

She looks as if she can have that baby at any minute.

Right. Well, Lucy should be here soon.

Oh, Julie, how are you?

Oh, good to see you. How are Hank and the kids? Oh, they're fine.

Hank took them to the zoo for the afternoon.

Well, you know, Sam and David went to the park with Martin.

Hi. I didn't know you'd be here.

Or I'd let Hank come. No, I'm not here, technically. I'm just standing by in

case anyone needs anything.

Oh, did you get the present for Lucy?

Ruthie doesn't think she's going to like it.

And I don't think you're going to like it either.

What is it?

Nothing. I have to make a phone call.

So, what'd you get her?

A house.

Great. A big house.

Even greater.

Yeah, that's what I thought. But Ruthie says she'll hate it. She'll hate that I

made the decision without her.

Now I'm scared.

I'm going to take it back.

Can you do that?

You tell me.

Did they accept the offer?

Yeah. Have they done the inspection?

Yep, nothing wrong with the house. That's why we closed on it last Friday.

Well, maybe Ruthie doesn't know. Maybe Lucy will love it.

Do you think so?

Well, maybe you should act as if you didn't buy the house.

Show it to Lucy and make her think that she's making the decision with you.

make the offer, and then buy the house.

Start out our new life in a new house with a lie?

You want us to move out as badly as I do, don't you?

Does Annie feel the same way?

No.

I better make a call.

Great. Battery's dead.

The dead battery.

Maybe that's a sign from God.

Or maybe it's just a dead battery.

I'm going to call the realtor.

It's not that easy to find a house right now. If you really like this house, I

mean, of course you like it, you bought it.

It's yours.

I'm ready to go. Just buy it. It doesn't fit.

Well, I'll buy it for you.

That's okay. I really don't want the ring. You can wear it out just like

All we need is the little scanner tag.

See? No problem.

Thanks, but I already have a ring at home.

Whatever you say.

Customer's always right.

Uh -oh.

I'll get it off.

No.

Bigger uh -oh.

Uh -oh.

You're not supposed to say that. You're a doctor.

We have to go to the hospital right now.

Here we go.

Okay, just

stay

calm, Luce. I am calm.

I'm happy the baby's coming. Yeah, the baby's coming.

Okay, just stay calm. The elevator did this before.

The door will open.

Yourself, you know, there's plenty of food.

We sent Lucy out to surprise her, and surprise, she's late getting back.

She should be here, you know, any minute. How long has she been gone?

A couple hours or more.

She's been on bed for a while.

I hope she's okay.

I'm sure she's fine. She's in good hands. She's with Matt. So I'm just

go, you know, out and see what happened to Ruthie, okay?

Please, there has to be a way.

What if I can't sell it?

What's going on?

Nothing. Kevin's just trying to return Lucy's gift.

Why? Why is he returning the gift? And why, by the way, wouldn't I like it?

What is it? Yes, I know that.

I know that.

But surely someone's returned a gift like this before.

Oh, is it jewelry? Oh, he didn't buy jewelry for the baby, did he? Oh, I do

like baby jewelry, especially not expensive baby jewelry. I just don't

she's going to like it. And if she doesn't... Lucy does not like baby

It's not baby jewelry.

It's for Lucy and the baby.

And for us, really. It's for the whole family.

You didn't do something stupid like going out and buying a house that Lucy's

never even set foot in, did you?

Yep.

Well, then take it back.

After the baby gets here, then you and Lucy can go house shopping, you know,

find yourselves a nice place together while I babysit.

Yeah, I'll hold.

Did you tell him to buy a house?

No.

Take it back.

Your gloves are too small. You've outgrown them.

But we're tired. We don't want to play anymore today.

Yeah, you do. You're just getting warmed up.

We're burned up.

Our hands can't do it anymore, even with new gloves.

Tough it out, okay? You're never going to get anywhere with that kind of

attitude. It's a man's game. Be men. Be strong.

But we're not men yet.

we shouldn't play man's game.

We're five, and we're hungry.

Could we have something to eat, please?

Do they have hot dogs in here?

I think so.

Come on, we'll go eat, we'll get new gloves, then we'll go back to the park.

This isn't good.

There's still plenty of time to get to the hospital.

I've got an electrician on the way.

A what?

It's an electrical problem.

Oh, no, it's more than an electrical problem. The baby's coming.

Oh, I'll have you out in no time. Forget the electricians. Call an ambulance.

An ambulance.

An ambulance?

We might have a situation here where an ambulance would be helpful in case we

have to get to the hospital quickly.

You said we still have time. The contractions are still... Ow!

Breathe. Breathe. That's okay. Just breathe. Keep breathing. That's it.

doing fine.

ambulance, would you?

I don't want to ride to the hospital in an ambulance.

Okay, we'll just be on the go.

I don't want to go to the hospital in an ambulance. I hate ambulances.

It's creepy.

I want to go to the hospital in a car with my husband.

Get Kevin.

There's a little problem getting a signal here, which is why I didn't call

an ambulance.

But I'm sure they're going to have the doors open any minute, and we'll call

Kevin.

It's going to be fine.

Why is it that every time I'm with you, the baby wants out?

I got you to the hospital last time. I'm going to get you to the hospital this

time.

Promise?

I said promise!

I promise I'm going to try my very best.

Hey, sorry.

You're going to have to use the escalator. We're having trouble with

now. Oh, no problem. Is the baby stuff still on the second floor?

No, no, no. It's just around the corner.

Thanks.

Hey, guys.

Hi. Hi, Matt.

What are you doing here?

I came to get a gift for Lucy's shower.

I'm not going, but I thought I'd get her a gift.

Actually, my mom suggested I get her a gift.

Since I ate at the Camden's about three nights a week now.

Am I supposed to get her a gift, too? I mean, we weren't invited to the shower.

I was going to wait until the baby got here.

I don't know anything about this stuff.

I guess you can get her a gift if you wanted to. Then you don't have to buy

baby a gift when she gets here.

You're sure that's how it works?

Um, no.

I want to get Lucy a gift.

Me, too.

We were at the park playing baseball. Their gloves are too small.

And my hands are too tired.

We don't want to play anymore.

Tell them to buck off. It's baseball.

shopping for a baby gift. I'd rather go shopping, too. I'd like to shop.

Maybe they might be a little too young for bucking up.

All right. I guess we'll go shopping. Might as well. We're here.

How are you doing?

Fine. Terrible.

We called for an ambulance. Should be here any minute.

Could you do me a favor? Could you call a few people for it?

I have a cell, but I can't get a signal.

No problem.

All right.

All right.

This is our parents' number.

5550117. That's Kevin's number.

Call him and tell him to meet me here, but don't tell him I'm having the baby.

He tends to pass out easily.

All right.

I'm on my way.

So you're really the brother?

Yes, I'm really the brother. And I'm really married to Kevin.

So what if they can't get the elevator doors open when the ambulance gets here?

I mean, how are you going to get me to the hospital if you can't get me out of

here to get into the ambulance?

Did you ever think about...

No, we're just waiting for Lucy.

She and Matt must be buying a lot of things.

Lucy doesn't know about the shower, so Matt's probably having a hard time

getting her home.

Still, shouldn't they be back by now?

They should be, but they're not.

But they will be.

Where's everyone else?

They're taking care of a little problem.

A last -minute gift from Kevin.

What is it?

I'm not sure.

I don't know, really.

They didn't tell me.

Honest. I bet I know. It's a house, isn't it?

Is it a house?

Is it?

Kevin wouldn't buy her a house as a surprise, would he? I think he would.

handsome.

What's that have to do with buying a house?

Nothing. I was just saying.

You don't really need me here.

You're not going to see the house before Lucy sees it.

Ruth, you seen it?

It's a really big house.

Really big.

With a pool.

Well, you can't have a pool with a baby.

It has a fence around it.

Oh, a fenced -in pool.

With the spa. And you should see the rose gardens in the back.

Hello? Yeah, it's me.

I'm just going to go with Kevin and take a look.

Oh, not without me.

You've got a room full of women waiting to have a baby shower. You can't leave.

I have to go.

Hank and the kids got kicked out of the zoo.

Evidently, Erica threw a piece of fried chicken in the monkey cage. The monkey

choked on it.

It's a long story. I'm so sorry.

I hope Lucy likes her gift. Okay, bye -bye.

Come on. Let's just run over and go through the house.

Oh, we can't. Lucy and Matt, they'll be back any minute.

Okay. One of the other buyers who was interested in the house still wants the

house, but he doesn't want to pay what I'm paying.

And the owner still wants his money.

What does that mean?

It means I'm out $25 ,000 unless I keep the house.

Where's the house? It's only two miles away, practically walking distance.

Okay, quick look.

Ruthie, you stay here. Don't let Lucy in.

So, I want to see you see the house. There's plenty of food in the living

Plus, we can call Matt from the car and tell him to delay another ten minutes.

They're already late. Oh, this is so rude of me.

Let's go.

What's the difference between infant and newborn?

You're asking the wrong guy.

What age do babies wear shoes? I like the shoes.

I think they just wear socks to start with.

Why would they wear socks if they don't wear shoes?

Maybe you'll get a teddy bear.

The baby will grow out of the clothes. She can keep a teddy bear for longer.

Can a baby play with a teddy bear?

Right, maybe it's too soon.

I think I'll go with a blanket.

All babies need blankets, right?

You don't think she has a blanket already?

I have no idea. She probably already has everything.

We have to think outside the box.

Can you believe it? She's gone into labor in an elevator. It's a nightmare.

Oh, it'll be fine. Women used to have babies at home all the time.

This isn't exactly home.

Excuse me. What do you recommend for a baby shower gift?

Our friends having a girl.

Oh, I don't know.

There's so many things to choose from.

What do you think, Mother?

I want to get her something practical.

Does she have a breath pump?

I don't think he meant that when I told him.

Mother, just... There's a small problem.

I can't get Kevin on the phone. I tried his cell, then I tried your parents'

cell. No one's answering.

Someone has to be there. They're having a baby shower.

For who?

Oh, jeez. It was supposed to be a surprise.

baby shower?

Any update on the ambulance?

I hear sirens.

Great. Great? How are we going to get out of here?

Where's the electricians?

Oh, the electricians. I was so busy calling Kevin.

I got another contraction.

Get the EMTs in here and I'm going to need some stuff.

Breathe loose.

You'll be fine.

This is the strangest baby shower I've ever been to.

No mom.

But the food's great. At least there aren't any games.

What kind of game?

Guess how big the mama is.

Baby word search.

Baby food taste test.

I think we should answer it this time.

I don't know. It's not our house.

Technically, it is. It's the partner.

Answer it.

Hello, this is the Camden residence.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, well, they're not here.

Okay, we'll try to find them.

Lucy's in labor at the big, big department store.

She's stuck in an elevator.

An ambulance is on the way. We have to find Kevin in the Camden.

How are we going to do that?

Sorry we were gone so long.

You don't have to leave.

These meatballs are all dried up.

Lucy, stop! She's stuck in the big, big department store elevator and she's

having the baby.

Must be the woman having the baby.

Could it be?

Lucy, what?

Excuse me.

Come on, guys. Come on. Excuse me. Coming through. Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry.

Excuse me. One sec. Excuse me.

Hey, that's not Lucy Kinkirk in there, is it? Lucy Kinkirk?

Are you Kevin?

No, I'm Martin.

Is it her?

Is it Lucy?

We're her brothers.

She says the guy in there with her is her brother.

Matt's in there with her? Yeah, that's his name.

I think they've almost got the doors. We'll try to get you to the hospital.

I'm not going to make it. Oh, Kevin, where are you?

I'm right here, Luce.

You better not be looking at my wife.

Uh, Kevin, I'm a doctor.

You're her brother.

But I'm a doctor.

I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means. Kevin, the baby's coming.

The baby's coming.

Okay, it's me or one of these two strangers.

Well, let's go with Matt.

I can do it.

You?

Honey, no, you can't. I can.

I've had training. I'm a police officer, and I'm your husband, and I'm about to

be a father.

I'm delivering the baby.

All right, we'll talk you through it. Kevin, no, please.

Just stay here right where I need you.

You're just afraid I'll pass out. Don't you think I can deliver the baby?

I don't think so, Kevin.

I can do it.

Oh, God in heaven, please help me.

you know i didn't and neither did mac we just ended up here was she okay uh

according to her doctor she's doing fine shouldn't be long now is it her doctor

or her brother well her doctor is her brother i mean her brother is a doctor

almost what do you mean almost he's not like a vet or something he's in med

school the emts are in there it'll be fine excuse me mom dad what are you

here Oh, I drove down for the shower. I stopped to get a gift. What's going on?

Lucy's stuck in the elevator. She's having the baby.

What? We sent her here with Matt so that we could surprise her with a baby

shower. You're kidding. That's great.

It's not great. Your sister's having a baby in a department store elevator.

Oh, yeah, but still, it's pretty cool.

Yeah. Matt's delivering the baby?

There's a whole crowd in there.

Matt and Kevin and a couple EMTs.

We can't go in there, can we?

Why now?

Sorry about this. Glad everything turned out okay.

But I'm sorry about the elevator.

We'll see that Lucy has everything she needs.

Anything she wants from the store is hers.

Oh, oh.

I think we got it. Should we open the door?

All right, everyone. Clear a path.

Got to get a gurney in there. Make way for the new family.

All righty, Camden.

The new mom says she's ready.

All right.

We're ready.

Here she is.

Isn't she beautiful?

I guess the shower's over.

It's time for us to go.

Yeah, we should go home.

We can't just leave everything for the Camdens to come home and clean up.

We'll stay and clean up.

We'll all clean up.

Let's do it.

Maybe we should do a little rearranging.

I don't know. Would the Camdens mind that? It's our part in it.

And we'd just be helping out. You know, I haven't seen that garage apartment.

Lucy said there's not enough room for the baby up there. Must be pretty small.

Are we ready to go?

I'm ready.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Thanks, hon.

Nice going.

Congratulations, Dad.

Thanks. Thanks for everything.

You did great.

So what are you going to name her?

Yeah, the baby.

Well, everyone in our family has a name from the Bible, and while we thought

about carrying on the tradition, we decided to name her after the place

spent our honeymoon.

Wait, Jekyll?

Like Jekyll Island?

We didn't go to Jekyll Island. Where'd you go?

We rented a house on the beach in Savannah, and it was beautiful there,

was a very special time and a very special place for us. So this is

Savannah Kinkirk.

Aw.

All right, well, we've got to get Lucy and Savannah to the hospital. Let's

I love you, Grandma. Oh, I love you, Grandpa.

Love you, Uncle.

Love you, Uncle.

I never realized what I was missing until this family.

Kind of makes you want to get married and have a bunch of kids, doesn't it?

Maybe I'll marry a girl with a bunch of brothers and sisters.

Who knows?

Maybe someday you will.

Maybe you will.

Are you aware that the house has been completely rearranged?

Evidently, Martin won the lotto. His things are in the garage apartment.

Really? Is he ready for his own apartment?

Apparently he is. Our wonderful little church ladies not only cleaned up the

house, but took the liberty of moving things around the way they think will

best for us.

And according to them, it's all temporary anyway, you know, just until

talks Lucy into moving into the new house, which Kevin hasn't told Lucy

yet. So here's the game plan. Kevin and Lucy will stay in Simon's room. And, you

know, since the doors slide open to the boys' room, they've put the baby things

in there. And Sam and David are in what I still think of as Mary and Lucy's

room, but then Ruthie's room, then your room, and then Martin's room. And I

guess when Simon's home, he and Martin will share the garage apartment.

Did they mention where I should sleep?

Well, they think you should be in New York with your wife before your marriage

falls apart.

But for tonight?

Oh, for tonight, pick out.

Fine, I'm exhausted. I can sleep anywhere.

Wait, I just want to tell you something.

You don't have to do that. It's okay.

No, it's not okay. You don't know what I'm going to say.

Yeah, I do.

I want to tell you that I'm proud of you.

You already said that.

I'm proud of you.

Not just because you're smart and you're going to make a great doctor, but

because you...

You're a wonderful son, and you're a kind and considerate man, and I just

you for everything you've accomplished and for who you are.

Oh, stop it. How can I be anything but perfect with you and Mom as my parents?

What?

I'll be on the couch if you need me.

For? You stink like a cigar, and you're not supposed to be smoking, especially

when you have a heart condition. Night.

I love you.

I love you too.

And I love her.

Isn't she beautiful?

She is. She's beautiful.

I have to tell you something.

Is it about the house?

The realtor is married to one of the EMT guys who was in the elevator.

So you know.

Your family thinks they did the wrong thing.

Then I should have waited until you saw it with me.

I tried to take it back.

Can you take back her house?

No.

I know the house.

It's beautiful.

We can sell it. We don't have to keep it.

I might want to keep it.

I don't think your mom's quite ready for us to move.

So we take our time.

Maybe in a couple of months.

When we think that we can handle this little girl all on our own.

Love you, Savannah.

Love you.