All language subtitles for 7th Heaven s05e15 Sweeps

I asked her. I worked double shifts at
the shelter and swapped some days around

so I could get time off, and I have my
paper written for class a week ahead of

time, and it's really good, and my
ticket is standby, so it'll hardly cost

anything. So, can I?

Your mother and I talked it over, and,
well, we don't know any reason why you

shouldn't come home for a weekend if
that's what you want. Really? I can

Of course you can come.

You will be going back on Sunday, right?
Yeah, I guess so.

So, may I speak to Robbie?

Yeah, I'll get him.

Mary. Is she coming? Yeah, she wants to
talk to Robbie.

Congratulations. You're about to reap
what you have sown.

Hi, Mary.

Dad's going to get Robbie.

Oh,

Mary, we can't wait to see you. I can't
wait either.

He's doing really great, huh, Robbie?

Yeah, of course, Robbie.

Yeah, he's doing just fine. And you all
like him now, right? Yes, we like him.

Who's on the phone?

It's Mary. She's coming home this
weekend. Is that a good idea?

Hi. Hi.

Uh, where's Robbie?

I don't know, um, but Ruthie's here.

Mary, she's coming home for the weekend.

Isn't that a good idea?

Hey, it's Ruthie.

Hi, Ruthie. Uh, where's Robbie?

Hi, Mary. Hey, guess what? Um, my
parents are letting me fly in for the

Mary's coming home.

Is that a good idea?

It wasn't my idea. It was her idea. She
is still part of the family.

Hey, I can't wait to see you.

Well, you'll see me tomorrow night.

I'm going to see Robert.

I'm going to see Robert.

I'm going to see Robert.

When I see their happy faces smiling
back at me, seven

heavens, I know there's no greater
feeling than the love of family.

Where can you go when the world don't
treat

you right? The answer is home.

To one place that you'll find.

7th Heaven.

7th Heaven.

7th Heaven.

Hello, hello, hello!

I'm home!

How was your flight? It was perfect.

No one sat in the seat next to me, so I
got an extra bag of peanuts.

Where's Robbie?

Oh, he called. He's running late. One of
the kids at the daycare center had a

problem with the soccer match.

And Lucy?

Well, she's going to take care of the
other kids until their parents pick them

up, while Robbie takes the kid with the
problem to get some help.

Matt? He's working.

Simon? He's here.

Well, I...

I don't see him. Well, he's not dressed.

He's trying to figure out what to wear
tonight.

A bunch of the kids are going over to
Sasha's house. Now, Sasha's a senior, so

it's a very big deal to get invited.

Is it a bigger deal than my coming home?

You'll have to meet Sasha, and then you
can draw your own conclusion.

Well, where's Ruthie? Does she know I'm
home?

Oh, yeah, I told her. She's upstairs.
She's probably working on her homework.

You know how much she loves that new
school.

Okay, well, I guess I'll just take my
stuff upstairs and get settled in. Not

that anyone cares.

Oh, we care? Oh, we care.

Baby. Mayor.

Great to see you.

That's an awfully big bag for a weekend.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
This visit is making me very, very

Me too, but I think we have to look at
this as a chance to examine whether or

not we did the right thing. The right
thing when we sent Mary away or when you

let Robbie move in.

Let's go with both.

You don't think that in the excitement
of seeing each other again that they

might try... You know, I mean, they
wouldn't do anything... Stupid?

He wouldn't dare.

Would she?

Hey, Mary, how's it going?

How's it going?

I'm gone for three months and I get a
how's it going.

Nice.

Hiya, kid.

Just a sec. I want to finish this
paragraph.

Looks like you moved in.

Practically. I've been up here for
months, you know.

Yeah, I know.

You're not planning on staying, are you?

You're not, are you?

I love it up here.

So, how'd the game go?

Robbie's team won, but Georgie had his
face pushed into the grass one too many

times, and the kid's allergic to grass.

He's allergic to everything.

Hello?

Oh! Mary, hi!

How's it going?

How's it going?

Citrus? You can be allergic to citrus?
As far as I know, you can be allergic to

practically anything.

Hello? I'm home!

The kid's mom said he'd be fine.

She should come to the games once in a
while. He's really good.

I love kids, but I'm not crazy about
parents.

No, you're crazy about my parents.

Yeah, but that's different.

Why? Because they're Mary's parents?

Just so you know, I'm really nervous
about her coming home.

Well, you shouldn't be if you're not
planning on doing anything wrong.

That's not why I'm nervous.

I'm not planning on doing anything.

Especially anything that wouldn't meet
with the family's approval.

We'll see. I have to get back to work.

Hey, what's going on?

Nothing.

Did you lose something?

I might have misplaced a couple of
bucks. Maybe it fell out of my pocket.

Well, I didn't see any money in the
laundry. Would you like me to check?

No, no, no. Don't check.

It's okay.

Okay.

Well, if you just need a couple of bucks
so you can go out tonight, I can lend

you some money until you find yours.

We're not going anywhere. We're just
hanging out at Sasha's watching movies.

And it's just a couple of bucks.

So you don't really need any money so
you can go out and hang out with a bunch

of kids and watch movies. You'd just
like to find the aforementioned couple

bucks. Yes.

Okay.

He's dating Sasha.

No, he's not dating Sasha.

We told him he couldn't date.

He could go out in a group. He can be
friends with Sasha. Friends, that's it.

Well, maybe we should have said he
couldn't be friends with her.

That's it. That wouldn't be nice.

Well, it might not be nice. It would be
safe.

I think you're placing your lack of
trust with the wrong party here.

The wrong party being Mary or Robbie?
I'm going to have to go with Mary being

the wrong party.

The world is upside down.

No, just our world.

Hey, how's it going?

Whoa, what was that?

How's it going?

How's it going?

What is this? Isn't anyone happy to see
me? Of course I'm happy to see you.

Then how about showing it?

Okay.

That is happy to see you. And that is
what I came home for.

Did Mary come through here? About two
seconds ago.

What's up?

I was hoping this weekend was about Mary
visiting her family, not Mary visiting

me. I had nothing to do with her leaving
in the first place, and I don't want to

be her motivation for coming home.

Have you told Mary any of this?

I never got a chance.

Well, go tell her.

But what do I do if she, you know,
kisses me again?

Oh, didn't we all know this was going to
happen?

Nothing is going to happen.

I was just saying... It's just that...
When she kisses me...

Never mind.

What are you doing?

Is this yours?

Please, is this yours? Let this be
yours.

No, it's not mine. Why?

Why did you want this to be mine?

Well, I didn't want it to be yours
exactly, but I didn't want it to belong

who I think it could belong to.

Where'd you find it?

In the dirty clothes hamper. Did you
look inside for identification?

I mean, not that we don't know who it
belongs to. I'm going to kill him.

I didn't want to go snooping through
someone's wallet.

You already snooped through someone's
wallet.

But by accident.

There's nothing but the photo of the
wallet family and a couple bucks.

Look, I know it's his. I don't need to
see the ID.

It's Robbie's, and I'm going to kill
him. Are you sure?

Who else could it belong to?

Simon?

So it's Robbie's.

Is it any of our business?

Yes, it's our business. Mary's home.

I knew we couldn't trust this guy.

But he seems trustworthy.

Seems? Seems trustworthy?

That's how he seduced Mary in the first
place, by appearing to be trustworthy.

Now he's seduced the whole family.

Well, not me.

Yeah, I knew the guy was up to no good
the day he moved in. He thinks he's so

slick with his little homeless routine.
The hard -working prodigal son.

Come home to the Camden's to be good.
Ha! Well, we've got him now, haven't we?

Am I driving you?

No, Sasha's picking me up. Oh.

I just thought if Sasha was having a lot
of people over, she might not want to

leave the house.

Why not?

I'm sure her parents can answer the
door.

He's got you there.

Maybe you ought to take the boys
upstairs and give me a chance to talk to

before Sasha comes.

You're never going to get away with
whatever you're trying to get away with.

Are you trying to get away with
something?

No, I'm not. If I didn't want you to
know where I was going, I'd just make

something up.

Something like what?

A lie.

I'd just say that I was going to see a
movie with some friends. That wouldn't

a lie.

And if I asked you what movie?

I'd say The Sixth Sense.

And I'd say The Sixth Sense isn't
playing anywhere.

So you're watching at someone's house?

And I'd say, of course we're watching it
at someone's house. And I'd ask whose

house? And I'd say The Simpsons' house.

Is that Sasha's last name, Simpson?
Yeah.

If I hadn't asked you anything, you'd be
leaving out a lot.

So, you'd be lying.

Yes, I would be.

But I'm not.

I'm capable of lying, but I don't lie.
Honest. I'm not doing anything wrong.

And yet, I just have this feeling. Just
a gut feeling that you might be.

Shouldn't you be focusing your gut
feelings on someone else in the house

now?

Right. So, let's go.

Well, just a second.

What movie are you going to be watching?

Oh, there's like a hundred movies at my
house to choose from. My dad's a movie

nut.

But since Simon wants to see The Sixth
Sense, that's probably what we'll watch.

Are you picking up the other kids?

Simon's the only one that doesn't have
his license yet.

I remember how it was before I got my
license.

My parents had to drive me everywhere.

Real bummer.

Yeah, I can really make you feel like a
taxi driver.

Oh, I meant for the kid.

It's terrible having to be driven
everywhere.

So good night.

So do you need us to pick you up?

After all, Sasha was nice enough to
drive all the way over here once.

I'd hate for her to have to drive over
here twice, especially if it's late.

Oh, it won't be late, and I don't mind.

I enjoy every minute I get to spend with
Simon.

Good night.

So do you live a long way away?

Dad? No, we live at that big house at
the end of Dorman Drive.

You know, the one that stayed on the
market forever.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, it had to have so much
work done. No one else wanted it, but my

parents just fell in love with it. So
did they fix it up themselves?

Your dad is so cute.

Okay, good night.

Yeah, that's a date.

Do you know where Robbie is?

He's upstairs talking to Mary.

Mary's room talking to her? Is that a
good idea? I sent him up there.

Weren't you the one who said we just
have to look at this visit as a test to

if you've done the right thing?

We've done. We've...

We've done the right thing. Don't you
want some of the credit?

I trust him.

I trust him, too.

I don't trust her.

Again, the world is upside down.

It's not mine.

Well, it's not mine, and I'm pretty sure
it's not my dad's, and I'm pretty sure

it's yours. There is another guy in the
house. It's not Simon's.

He's 15. What would Simon be doing with
something like this?

What any guy's doing with something like
that, he's having safe sex or he's

prepared to have safe sex.

I know Simon a little better than you
do, and it's ridiculous to think that

Simon might be... Well, it's ridiculous.

Maybe that's the problem. You're too
close to him, so it just seems

You know what I think?

I think this is a diversion.

Now, I sprang that wallet on you. Now
you're trying to get me to talk about

anything other than the fact that your
being here has just been some sort of

plot to get my sister back to that motel
where you can have your way with her.

Have my way with her?

No wonder Simon doesn't talk to you
about women. You sound like you just

out of an old movie.

And once again, you attempt to sidetrack
the conversation I want to have with

the conversation you want to have about
old movies.

May I see your wallet, please?

The one you claim you haven't lost?

The one that would prove this is not
your wallet?

Huh.

Guilty as charged.

I'm not guilty.

And you're mental. This is crazy. I'm
not stupid enough to try someone with

a second time. I'm a completely
different man since that happened.

I don't think so.

How can you not think so after spending
this much time with me?

Because you're very slick. You confuse
people.

Like right now, I don't know if this is
really your wallet, Simon's wallet, or

if it's even a wallet. All I know is I
don't trust you.

Fine. Then tell me what you want me to
do here so that you can start trusting

me. Well, I'm never going to trust you.

But if I were going to trust you...

You'd have to remain in plain sight
whenever you're with my sister. How am I

going to do that?

Why don't you and Mary stay home and
play a board game?

A nice, family -friendly board game.
Include a couple of other people. And

Simon gets home, we'll find out whether
or not you're telling the truth about

this wallet and what's inside this
wallet.

If, indeed, it's a wallet.

You'd rather believe that it's not a
wallet than it's Simon's wallet.

Yeah.

Fine. But a board game?

Yes. You can't get in trouble with a
board game.

Okay, I'll ask Mary, but I don't think
she's going to want to play a board

I think she's going to want to spend
time alone with me. She already said so.

How do you do it? How do you always make
it about someone else? Okay, okay, I'll

ask her. Don't ask her.

Tell her.

Are you looking

for me?

No, I'm not looking at you.

I said for me.

Are you looking for me?

Did you want to ask me something?

We're going to stay home tonight and
play a board game.

Was that Matt's lame idea?

No, we're not staying home and playing
board games. I'll be ready in ten

minutes.

It's a great place you have here.

Yeah. I couldn't believe it when my
parents bought this house and told me

guest house was all mine.

So when's everyone else coming over?

No one else is coming over. I just
didn't think your parents would approve

our spending an evening alone together.

We've talked about being alone enough. I
figured it was time to do something

about it.

Oh, yeah.

Well, we have been doing a lot of
talking.

A lot of talking.

So it's pretty much just the two of us?

Yep. Just the two of us.

And your parents don't mind if I'm here,
do they?

No. They totally trust me.

Oh. Well, that's good.

Yeah.

Do you want some music?

Aren't we going to watch a movie?

Maybe later.

Can I get a glass of water? I'm a little
thirsty.

You can have anything you want.

You're Simon.

Simon Camden.

Where did Ruthie go?

She went back downstairs.

Why do I get the feeling that she is not
exactly happy to see me?

Oh, you know how it is when you've been
away for a long time and you come home?

No. How is it?

You just have to give us a little re
-entry time to adjust.

You had 18 years with me here and three
months with me not here.

How much time do you guys think you need
to adjust?

Well, what you said was true, but for
most of the time, Robbie wasn't here.

In fact, he was never here, except to
pick you up or bring you home.

But now he's here and you're here.

You didn't just think things were going
to be the same, did you?

No, I actually thought things were going
to be better.

I thought everyone would be happy to
have me here, especially Robbie. And I'm

not even sure if Robbie is happy to have
me home.

We're all happy to have you here.

And Robbie's definitely the happiest.

And the most prepared.

Okay, you are all over the place.

Spit it out, because I'm in a hurry.

To do what?

To go out with Robbie. Where are you
going?

Anywhere outside of the house where we
can be alone.

Alone?

Whose idea was that?

It was my idea.

You sure it was your idea?

Yes. I want to talk to Robbie alone. I
have a plan.

A plan, huh?

I always love your wacky plans.

Let's hear it.

Well, I'm going to let Robbie hear it,
and then you can all hear it.

Does it involve sex?

What?

Does your plan involve sex?

With?

Robbie. Why would you say that?

I found his wallet, and there was
something in it.

Oh, no, no, no, no. If he has something
in his wallet, then it's just something

that he has in his wallet. And it's not
because I'm home. It is not for me.

Although, if you were thinking about,
well... I can't say I'd be

upset. What?

Lassie, you punched him for thinking
about... Well... Yeah, I did.

And this year?

And this year, I might consider it
helpful.

It might be helpful if he was thinking
of me in that way.

I mean, I was only thinking of kissing
him, and I would never do anything more

than that. But I'm just saying.

You're just saying what?

You plan to seduce him into your wacky
plan?

We've talked enough.

You know how difficult it is when you've
been away a long time.

What are you doing?

Well, I thought if we found Simon's
money, we could take it to him, you

case he needs it.

No, we can't. As much as we'd like to,
we can't.

Can't what?

You haven't found some money, have you?
Was the money in a wallet?

I don't know. Simon said he lost some
money. I guess it could have been in a

wallet. Why, did you find a wallet?

Yeah, but I'm not sure it's Simon's.

Is it Simon's?

It could be Simon's.

But is it Simon's?

It must be.

Although, why wouldn't he have said he
lost a wallet if his money was in a

wallet?

We're off. We're going down to the
promenade.

What happened to the board game?

We're not playing board games. Good
night.

So it's the promenade. That's nice. Have
a good time.

Good night.

Why don't I just take this over to
Sasha's and see if it is Simon's? Why

you do that? It's... It's just a bunch
of people watching a film, right?

Do you two know something that I don't
know?

No. I don't even know whose wallet it
is, okay?

I was just trying to be helpful, that's
all.

Simon lost his wallet.

I want to know what's going on.

Obviously, we're going to have to find
out for ourselves.

But it wasn't my wallet.

You don't have to lie.

I'm not lying. I'm not guilty.

Did you have that in your wallet because
you thought that something might happen

between the two of us?

Or because you still had it in your
wallet because you went out with Cheryl

Valentine's? This has nothing to do with
Cheryl.

It has nothing to do with you either.

I'm not guilty of anything, so stop
accusing me.

Fine, I'm not going to force the issue
if you don't want to talk about it.

It's not my issue because I'm not guilty
of anything.

It's Simon's wallet.

Right. Sasha is a lot older than Simon.
She's experienced and she's selfish.

She's also beautiful and she makes Simon
feel like a cool guy. So what is so

outrageous about Simon being responsible
and prepared?

He's 15.

Just 15. A lot of 15 -year -old kids are
having sex.

Not Simon.

And I don't care how seductive Sasha may
be, she is not going to completely

change Simon's sense of right and wrong
in one night.

It can happen in one moment.

No, it can't.

Anything is possible.

Well, I'm happy you feel that way
because I want to talk to you about

possibility.

I have a plan.

Can the plan wait? Because I think we
should go find Simon right now and talk

him before anything happens.

Nothing is going to happen.

I hope not, because he lost his wallet.

Okay.

Tell me your plan first, and then we'll
go find Simon, because that's my plan.

Find Simon.

when you wanted to get married.

And I thought it was too soon.

And I needed to find out who I am and
what I want out of life.

Yeah.

So, what do you think Simon is doing?

I'm sure Simon and Sasha and all the
other boys and girls are having a very

time watching the movie together.

She came over to get him all by herself.

Simon told us that they were watching
the movie with a group of people.

And I'm going to believe him until I
find out otherwise.

How are you going to find out otherwise?

I thought Dad went to get ice cream.

He did.

He was going straight there and coming
straight back. He should be here any

second.

Sorry, traffic.

Traffic? What? There was traffic?

You think there wasn't traffic?

I think you were spying.

That's ridiculous.

You've spied on me and you've spied on
Mary before.

Why can't you spy on Simon?

Don't you think that's kind of a double
standard?

No, I think it's a lesson well learned.
What lesson?

I was doing just what you thought I'd be
doing, making out.

No, you were doing what I thought Mary
would be doing, which surprised me, at

least the first time.

I think we'd all be surprised if Simon
is not making out.

I wouldn't.

I'll help you in the kitchen with the
ice cream.

No, no, I got plastic spoons and... Yes,
that would be lovely.

So would you go by there?

By where?

By Sasha's. Why would I go by Sasha's?
Because it's on the way to get ice cream

if you choose to go that way.

What do you know that I don't know?

We both know that he's not watching a
movie with a bunch of people.

And how do we know that?

What don't we both know?

What do you know that I don't know?

Let's deal with a wallet.

Lucy found it in the hamper.

So?

So?

should pick up simon you you did go by
there well it was on the way and it

looked like no one was home wait where
is what was in the wallet i took it out

of the wallet well simon had already
left for his date anyway you know and

we'll just jump into conclusions maybe
it's robbie's wallet well did you ask

robbie if it's his wallet yes well he
says it's not but he's robbie he's

carrying around his money in a rubber
band you know so maybe he just doesn't

want to admit it especially since mary's
home but it could be robbie's wallet

Did you swing by the promenade?

Well, the dairy shack is at the
promenade. I had to swing by the

promenade was a legitimate stop.

And? And nowhere in sight. Of course,
they could have been at the movies or

bookstore or having a pizza or
something.

Lucy says Mary's got some wacky plan.

Better not involve what was in that
wallet.

They gave me the wrong order. I'll go
back. I'll go with you.

You're not going out again for ice cream
without taking all of us.

Why don't we all go?

Why not?

The family that spies together stays
together.

All right, let's go with them.

You're not mad, are you?

You don't want to come to Buffalo, you
don't want to come to Buffalo.

You really come up with some wacky
plans, you know that, don't you?

What's so crazy about your moving to
Buffalo?

Buffalo's a great city, and there's lots
of good schools there that you could go

to. With me.

And the director of the homeless shelter
thought it was a great idea to get a

sports program funded for the children.
And he got the money almost immediately.

They just need a guy to run the program.

A guy like you.

And you'd be doing just what you're
doing here, only we could see each other

there. And we could get to know each
other again.

It's a little cold for me in Buffalo.

So the weather's a challenge.

Builds character.

I'd rather build character while living
in your parents' house.

Fine. But just so you know, I'm not
coming back here.

Well, not permanently, anyway.

I like living in Buffalo.

Never? You're never moving back here?
Why do you say that?

I got a new start when I moved.

People don't know all the stupid things
that I did here.

They like me.

They think I'm responsible and they
trust me.

I can't imagine how good that feels to
have people trust me again.

Yeah.

Yes, I can.

That's why I can't do anything to
jeopardize my relationship with your

I can't take off and go to Buffalo. They
trust me now, but they wouldn't trust

me then.

I can't do it. I just can't.

If we could just get our lives on track
together, then maybe one day we could

get married and have a family of our
own.

Maybe. Maybe not.

Isn't that what you want?

I do.

I want that.

I'm still in love with you.

And if we try, I think we can make it.

We can have just what my mom and dad
have. The kind of marriage that lasts a

lifetime. I'm happy everything is
working out for you.

I really am.

And I care for you. I really do.

But I can't be responsible for your life
or our lives together until I can be

responsible for myself.

And I'm not there yet.

But you're getting there.

I didn't have what you had growing up.

I didn't have someone setting boundaries
and showing me what is clearly right

and what is clearly wrong.

I think I just learned that from TV or
something, but I didn't.

My parents did the best they could for
who they are, but who they are is two

people who are no more capable of
creating a functional family than their

parents were.

And my mom always wanted to be my best
friend. I didn't need a best friend. I

needed a mother.

My father, he was never around, but when
he was, he was a real jerk.

You and I are not your parents.

I'm not your parents either.

And while you may have a shot at having
the kind of relationship your parents

have,

I'm not so sure I do.

It takes more than wanting. It takes
doing.

And I've got a lot to do.

What have you got to do? I'll help you.

I've got to go find Simon. Can you help
me with that?

Do you think Mary and Robbie will ever
get married?

I do.

Honestly, no, I don't.

Why not?

Because I think they're very young, and
they've got a lot to do before they

settle down.

Robbie wants to get a college degree,
maybe even a master's, you know, and

been talking about volunteering to teach
in an inner -city program.

And Mary?

Well, she's enjoying the class she's
taking, and maybe this will get her

interested in choosing some field of
study, and then she'll go to college,

who knows?

What if she doesn't want to do nothing
but follow Robbie around?

Anything. Sounds more pathetic when you
say the double negative, don't it?

Stop that.

This is it.

So you insist that busting in on Simon's
date is the right thing to do?

I'll give you all the facts when we get
home.

Oh. Well, just for the record, I'm
against it.

No matter what the facts are.

You'll change your mind. No, I won't.
You might.

You know why we're here?

You all know why we're here? Everybody
knows but me?

I don't, and Sam and David don't.

Of course they sleep the most of life,
so they don't know much anyway.

Does it have something to do with sex?

Does it?

Hey, wasn't that...

Why

don't you take the ice cream home?

I'll catch up with those two.

going on were you spying on me was the
whole family spying on me

wait for me

is this your wallet yeah it's my wallet

and just where did you get a condom i'd
rather not say

me i gave it to him

It's not his fault. I asked him.

No, it's my fault. I gave it to you. I
should have talked to your dad first.

Then why on earth didn't you?

Because if he asked for it, I figured he
needed it.

So whether he should or shouldn't be
having sex, and obviously he shouldn't,

just didn't want anything bad to happen.
I'm sorry. I was wrong.

Simon, haven't we always talked about
sex?

In the abstract.

But that's why we talk about it in the
abstract, so that one day when it

personal, you'll feel free to keep on
talking about it.

I knew what you'd say.

I knew you'd say I was too young. Well,
you are too young.

Dad, being too young has nothing to do
with this.

How's that?

The opportunity was there.

Too young or not, it made me feel like a
man just to have that opportunity.

I mean, that's what men do. Men have
sex.

Well, men say...

No to sex. When they have the
opportunity, it's not the right thing to

Dad, I know that.

I said no.

Thank you for being responsible.

When I got there, no one else was there.

And Sasha had plans other than watching
a movie with a bunch of people.

I told her I didn't want to lie. I told
her I didn't want to say one thing and

then do another.

And she respected that.

So we made some phone calls and I made
it right.

I also appreciate that.

I just don't understand why you couldn't
have trusted me.

I'm the one who didn't trust you.

Actually, I didn't trust you either.

I'm sorry.

Forget it. I'm the one who didn't trust
me.

Look, face it. No one trusted you.

I know your intentions were good, but
there are some things that should be

up to the parents.

I realize that.

So thank you for not...

Yelling at me or kicking me out or
something.

I'm trying. I really am.

I honestly don't always know the right
thing to do, as stupid as that may

In those cases, it's okay to ask someone
who you trust to know what's right or

wrong.

Is there something else?

What's going on with Mary?

Oh, she had this wacky plan.

So why didn't you ask me?

Because he raised you.

I was so sure it was Robbie's. I feel so
bad for not trusting him.

I'll be out of your way in no time. I'm
just getting a drink of water. And, um,

by the way, it was Robbie's.

At least, in a way.

Simon asked him for it and he gave it to
him.

See ya.

No, stay.

What were you saying?

Simon thought that Sasha might want to
have sex, so he wanted it just in case.

What? That's what Robbie said.

and he was afraid not to give it to him.

Okay, that's going to be a long walk
home.

And I'm going to want to have a long
talk with Simon when he gets home.

No, come on, stay.

Talk to us.

Yeah, tell us what happened with you and
Robbie.

Nothing happened.

You want to know anything else?

What's going on?

Nothing.

I just... I feel a little on the
outside.

Well, we feel a little on the outside,
too.

It's strange knowing you have this life
that none of us knows anything about.

We want to know all about it, but we
don't want to ask too much because we

want you to think that we don't trust
you.

But you don't trust me.

No.

We're still recuperating from the last
year. Sorry.

We want to trust you. We do.

What do you want to know?

We want to know why you came home all of
a sudden to talk to Robbie.

I thought at the window of opportunity.

I figured he saw Cheryl last week for
Valentine's and it didn't go well, so I

thought I'd make my pitch.

Oh, your plan.

My wacky plan.

What was it? I wanted Robbie to move to
Buffalo.

I wanted him to change his life because
I don't want to change my life, but I

want to be with him.

And to tell you the truth, I would have
just called, but I thought...

If he were to see me, and if the two of
us were to kiss, and if he was seduced.

Yeah, but not with sex. Just sex,
promises of sex, things leading up to

All these things are very powerful.

Well, I was going to try and just be
nice, but I didn't think that that would

enough to convince him to move across
country.

Are you kidding?

No. Don't you think whether you're
pretending to be nice... To get your way

trying to be sexy to get your way,
neither is the right thing to do.

Of course, just being nice is safer than
sex, but why would you want to do

either of those things?

You see it all around.

Women being so darn appealing that men
just can't control themselves.

I mean, what does that say about men and
women?

It says that women can't be honest
enough to say what they want. It says

can't be smart enough to get what they
want.

Without trickery and deceit.

It says that men have uncontrollable
animal instincts and that they're

You see how bad that is for everybody?

But I know he seriously likes kissing
me.

That's fine. As long as it's just
kissing, that's fine.

But it's not fine to use the fact that
he likes kissing you to coerce him into

doing something he doesn't want to do.

I think my point is he does want to do.
We all want to do.

But we all know when it's right and when
it's not right to have sex.

And we got another caller on the line.
Who's this?

I'd rather not say.

All right, mystery lady. What can we do
for you?

You can remind everyone that it's never
too early to talk to your children about

sex.

After all, you don't want them picking
up information on the streets or from a

house guest or on TV. You want the
information to come straight from you,

parents, right?