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Okie dokie, Angelina.
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We're all set.
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I got aliens.
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I got city slickers. And I got the way
we were. What do you want to do?
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Scream, laugh, or cry?
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I think cry. Oh, good, good. That sounds
like fun.
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All right, let's see. You know, I'm glad
you said cry because...
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Here's yours, and here's mine.
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I haven't had a good cry since, uh...
Sam's wedding?
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Oh, please, please. Don't mention that
to me. I'm just so glad all that
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craziness is behind me. Me too. The
elopement and the in -laws and all that
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running around. We haven't had a
moment's peace.
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Oh, well.
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Now that that's passed, it's time to get
back to you and me.
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And who's ever at the door.
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was great. Really? Did you have good
weather?
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We don't know.
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Okay, okay, moving on, moving on, moving
on. Oh, what brings you kids by?
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Oh, well, actually, we kind of need a
place to stay for the night.
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Oh?
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We kind of got kicked out of the dorm.
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They don't allow married couples.
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Well, well, well, well, well.
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Seems that we kind of didn't think this
married thing through, did we?
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Dad, Don't start because tomorrow we're
going to move into the married couples
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dorm. Oh, so you just need a place to
stay for the night, huh? Uh -huh. Well,
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gee, Hank, your parents have that great
big brand new house. I'm surprised you
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didn't go there first.
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We did. You went to them first?
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Yeah, but I couldn't deal with it. Right
when we got there, my dad started
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ragging on me about quitting med school
to be a puppeteer.
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You know, I'm starting to like his
father more and more.
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I knew this was a bad idea. Come on,
Hank. Let's go. No, no, no, no. Wait a
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minute. You're here.
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It's late.
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It's only going to be for one night, so
you might as well stay. I don't know if
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we should be here. All right, come on.
Come on, Sam. It's okay. It's okay. And
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after all, you know your room will
always be your room.
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Well, okay.
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Thanks. Come on, Hank.
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And, uh, Hank.
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This here couch will always be your
couch.
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There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.
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Open road and a road that's hidden.
Brand new life around here.
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It ain't that long, but you might awake
to a brand new life. Brand new life.
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Brand new life around here.
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I'm sleeping on the couch? Wait, wait.
We've been married for a week.
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Oh, even God rested on the seventh day.
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I'm sorry. Just a reflex. Just a reflex.
You two should be together tonight.
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Thank you. Come on, let's turn in, Hank.
It's been a long day and my back is
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killing me from carrying up those
suitcases. Oh, come on, honey. I'll give
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massage.
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Are you sure you're okay with this? Your
daughter spending her honeymoon in the
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room next to yours?
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I'm fine. Hey, they're married.
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They're legal.
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What's the problem?
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You don't mean... I swear to God, I'm
not doing anything.
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They're laughing, they're giggling,
they're squeaking.
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They're squeaking?
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Well, not them, the door. They keep
going to the bathroom.
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Who goes to the bathroom that much? And
what are they doing in there? And why do
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they got to go together?
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Dad, would you please? I am trying to
sleep.
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No, no, you're not trying to sleep. I'm
trying to sleep. I'm trying to sleep.
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And didn't I warn you about drinking so
much water late at night?
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What's going on?
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I suppose you think that's cute.
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Dad. Hey, newlyweds. I saw your car out
front. Are you kids
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staying here? Yeah. In the room next to
Tony? Yeah. Hey, rock and roll.
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You go back into your room and get some
sleep. Okay, good night. Good night.
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Dad. Shh.
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I don't believe this is happening.
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Tony, Tony.
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You're going to rest a lot easier once
you get used to Sam being married.
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I'm used to her being married. I'm just
not used to her sharing her pajamas.
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That's it. Did you hear that? That's
that door again. I've got to do
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or I won't sleep all night. Get some
more cotton. He is never going to get
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through this alive.
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She is his only daughter.
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I don't want to know.
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Good morning.
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Oh, good morning.
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Sleep okay after you ripped off the
newlywed's door?
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I know. It was a stupid, immature thing
to do. But I slept like a baby.
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Well, lucky for them, they're leaving
today. And you and I can get back to the
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way we were if you get my drift. Oh, do
I ever, because...
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I love the way we were.
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Gee, not you too.
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Keep it up and I'm taking this door off.
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You're in the kitchen, for goodness
sakes. There are health codes.
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Well, one kid gone, two to go.
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Morning. Oh, good morning. Good morning,
Sam.
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Let me... Sam,
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I think we should talk.
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Oh, no problem.
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My door is always... Always open.
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Sam, Sam, I'm glad that you can laugh
about this. Yes, that's only because
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leaving today.
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Hello. Um, just a minute.
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Sam, I need to see you.
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Thanks. I'll take it in the living room
where I can have some privacy.
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Ooh.
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Well, she's your problem now, Hayes.
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Well, thanks.
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Hey.
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I'm glad we're not having oatmeal.
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That's tomorrow.
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Wear a hat.
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Wow,
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these are great.
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They're so light and fluffy. How do you
do it? I hand whip the batter. A hundred
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to the left, a hundred to the right.
Makes those pancakes ready for flight.
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Incoming! Whoa!
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He calls them air jemimas.
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If we don't laugh, we don't eat.
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Oh, Sam,
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you know your father makes the greatest
pancakes.
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Flip her one, Tony.
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Incoming!
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Sam, what's the matter? That was just
school. There's no married housing
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available. Oh, no, honey.
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That's terrible. Well, what are you
going to do?
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I guess she'll be staying here a while
longer.
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Oh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey,
hey, hey, hey. I don't like it any more
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than you do.
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It just so happens that we're in a
position to help.
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I mean, if that's okay with Angela.
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Of course.
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Although it's hardly ideal.
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For you, I mean. I know. There's no way
we're staying here after what happened
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last night. Right, Hank?
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Well... Hank!
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I don't think we have any other choice.
I mean, we can't go back to my parents'
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place. I know, I know. Anyways, we'll
only stay here until we find a place we
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can afford.
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I know.
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And not a second more.
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Fine, I'm happy about that. Because let
me tell you something, the sooner you
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two are out of here, the happier I'll
be.
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Now, for one second. I do. Okay.
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Tony? No, it's me.
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Oh, sorry.
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Oh, that's okay.
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Your father promised he'd be back to
watch City Slickers with me.
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On Fast Forward?
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Well, yeah, Sarah, I've got to return
the tapes in about an hour, so I'm just
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going to the good parts.
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Oh, oh, here's the part where the little
calf is born.
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Oh!
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Well,
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I've got good news.
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Hank found a place we could afford, and
as soon as he gets back, we're going to
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go look at it. Oh!
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apartment. Wow.
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Hi, guys.
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Let's go look at our new place.
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No bottle.
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It was a dump.
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Wait a minute.
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That's where you were?
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Yeah. Wait, you took dad to see the
apartment?
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Yeah, and we turned it down.
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We turned it down.
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Why did we do that?
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Well, it just wasn't a good apartment,
Sam.
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Ask the hank man here.
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Oh, I plan to, sweetheart.
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Excuse us.
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The apartment was pretty awful, was it?
Oh, gee, it's too bad, too. You know,
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I'm so disappointed.
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I mean, it was right in their price
range, you know, and they could have
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in today.
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Oh, darn, we were so close, you know.
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Yes, weren't we?
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How could you make a decision this
important without me?
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I wanted to check it out. You had class,
and Tony offered to come.
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Right, so he could find things wrong
with it, so he could get you to turn it
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down, so he could keep his little
girl... under his thumb.
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I think you're overreacting. I am not
overreacting. I do not overreact. My
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father overreacts.
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Okay.
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Listen, Sam, no offense, but maybe the
problem here isn't your father at all.
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Maybe it's you.
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Look, Tony, I was just selfishly hoping
to spend a little more time alone with
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you. Oh, and we'll have it, Angela. We
will. We'll have it. Listen.
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The door's back on the hinges, right? I
got plenty of cotton for my ears.
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From now on, it's just you and me in
paradise.
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Like Adam and Eve.
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Excuse me, is that offer for the couch
still open?
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Adam and Eve and Hank.
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Okay, here you go.
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All the comforts of home. We had a home.
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Come on, Hank, come on now. Get your
mind off of that, all right?
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You're right. You're right.
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Hey, what's that?
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It's just a puppet I've been working on.
I'm trying to develop some new
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characters for this cable show I'm going
to be doing this summer. Oh, really?
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Yeah. What is it? Is it like an animal
or something?
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Sort of.
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I think one of us is going to have a
nightmare.
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100 to the left, 100 to the right. Mix
those pancakes, ready for a flight.
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Incoming!
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Hey, hey, hey, that doesn't sound like
me.
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Hey, hey, hey, that doesn't sound like
me.
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Okay, I get the idea. Okay, I get the
idea.
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Ayo, away. Ayo!
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One more word out of me, and you're
dead.
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Oh, my gosh. I'm strangling a puppet.
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Weirdest thing I've ever seen.
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Well, Jonathan, did you see Sam? Did she
say anything?
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Nothing. Where's Hank?
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Why isn't he here? We promised we'd
never go to bed mad at each other.
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Eh, what does it matter?
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As long as you wake up in a human nut.
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I miss him so much. I know, dear.
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No, you don't understand how frustrating
it is to finally find the person you
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want to be with, only to wind up apart.
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Well, actually, I have... I mean, it's
so frustrating to be so close and yet so
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far.
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To be under the same roof, but not to be
able to see each other because someone
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keeps butting in. You have no idea how
tough it is.
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Don't bet the farm on it, Missy.
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You think you're the center of the
universe with your cute little newlywed
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problems. Well, you're wrong, baby face.
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Here I am trying to be with the guy I
love that I waited eight years for. Not
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two months, eight years. Eight long,
lonely years. And what happens? You
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in here and take all that away from me?
Bitter, you bet I am.
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I suppose now wouldn't be a good time to
say you need a root job.
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I was wrong. This is the weirdest thing
I've ever seen.
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Oh,
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did I oversleep? What did I miss?
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Nothing. Tony, listen. Where are the
kids? Where are the kids? They're in the
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kitchen. They're talking.
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Leave them alone.
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Leave them alone. They're doing fine.
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I'm not surprised because...
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I gave Hank a little advice about how to
be, you know, sensitive to women.
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Tony, can we talk? Not now, Angel.
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Please,
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Tony, we haven't... Tony, we haven't had
a chance much lately.
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Please?
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Okay, okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're right. You're right. I'm sorry.
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I'm all yours.
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Thank you.
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Right after I answer the door. Excuse
me.
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I know you don't want to be here. I'm
here, Anna.
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You want to hear screaming? I'm going to
give you... Hi.
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Hi. Gosh, it's good to see you. Is Hank
here?
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Yes, yes. Come on in. I hope we're not
interrupting anything.
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Oh, no, no. Hazel and I weren't doing
anything. Come on in. Not a thing.
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We just didn't like the way things ended
the other night with Hank walking out
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and all.
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Didn't like? She's been haunting me
about this argument for the past two
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I'll haunt you to the grave if you don't
make peace with Hank.
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I welcome the grave. It'll be the only
peace and quiet I've had in the last 23
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years. Oh!
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Oh!
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Joe, Fran, come on now. You shouldn't be
talking to each other like that or
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making those noises.
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Come on. Why don't we sit down and try
to straighten this out? Come on. Sit
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down. Come on. Angela. Angela. Move.
Come on. Now,
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Joe. Joe.
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Come on now. You must. You must listen
to what Fran is trying to say to you.
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Thank you, Tony.
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You're such a lucky woman.
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Mom. Dad.
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What are you doing here? I came here to
talk to you.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Did you
guys make up? Yeah.
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Oh, that's great. Hey, you got one fight
settled there? Now, Hank, come on.
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Let's patch things up between you and
your dad. What do you say, huh? Come on,
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sit down.
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Angela, make room. Get out of there. Get
out of there.
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All right. Your father promises.
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Not to make fun of your career and your
earring.
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So if you're still looking for a place
to stay, you can come and live with us.
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We'd love to. No way.
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Wait, why not?
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Because he'll be nice for a couple of
days, then it'll start all over again.
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That's it. Open season on the earring.
Oh, come on. Give your son a chance.
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Give your dad a chance.
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Give your dad a chance. No, it's not
that.
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Okay, let's try something else. A new
tack.
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Something I learned in psych.
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Let's do rule reversal, okay? Now, Sam,
you're going to be Hank, and Hank,
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you're going to be Sam. Dad, why don't
you let us take care of our problems and
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you go take care of yours?
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I don't have any problems, Samantha.
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Spoken to Angela lately?
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Well, where'd she go?
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Okay, I'll be right back. Joe, your
friend.
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Angela, I'm sorry I got involved in it.
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Angela.
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Angela, what are you doing?
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Cleaning. It makes me feel better.
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Since when?
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Since I've been using your face.
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Little Tony.
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All right, I think we need to talk.
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Why bother?
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Because the minute I start, you're gone.
Off to solve somebody else's problem.
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The kids, the in -laws, it's always Tony
to the rescue. Oh, well, you think I
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like that, Angela?
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You think I like all these people always
coming to me with their problems? You
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think it's fun being the guy who always
has the answers?
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Excuse me.
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I have to go scrub the toilet. Oh, no,
no, no, no, no.
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Come on now, Angela.
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Not that.
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Surf's up.
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Oh, come on. Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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I don't like this any more than you do.
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You love it. There's nothing you love
more than a family drama. You love the
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excitement and the crisis and being the
center of attention.
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I can't believe you could say that,
Angela.
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I mean, I'm not happy with them moving
in here. I haven't had a good night's
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sleep since they moved in. Of course
not, because you were up all last night
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singing show tunes.
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Oops, there it goes. Hold it, hold it.
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That wasn't me.
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That was little Hank and little Tony.
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Well, don't you worry. He's being
punished.
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You thrive on being involved in
everybody else's life but mine.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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Come back here.
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Okay,
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I'm sorry that I neglected you. I'm
sorry.
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I guess I did let the kids get in the
way of us.
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You know, because it kind of felt good
to be needed again.
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Thank you.
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No more getting involved, okay? I'll
tell you what.
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Let's go to the movies.
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00:19:54,550 --> 00:19:56,850
Really? Yeah, I want to see Beauty and
the Beast again. Okay. Come on.
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00:19:57,890 --> 00:20:01,710
Look, Hank and I need our own place, and
we can afford it if I get a job. I'll
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just drop out of school. Hold it.
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That's it.
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I held my tongue long enough, Angela.
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Sam, you're not dropping out of school,
and Hank, you're not moving back with
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your parents. No, but, Dad, you don't...
No, no, you don't want to live with me,
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Sam? That's okay, because you can move
right into Mona's apartment.
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What? What?
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And, you know, you can move into Sam's
room, and then everybody will be happy.
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Oh, no, no, I...
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00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:21,740
We already discussed it. Now, wait a
minute. Please, please, please. You
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you guys, you know, straighten this out
between yourselves because you know me.
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I don't like to get involved.
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Yeah.
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Tom. Yeah. Kids are all tucked into my
place.
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Hey, Mona. I really appreciate you
swapping spots with Sam, you know. Are
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sure you're going to be all right in her
room?
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I'll adjust.
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Thanks, Mona.
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Nighty -night. Okay.
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Hey, Mona.
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You're the greatest.
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I know.
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He's like, kill us.
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Mona? Say, you're not Mona.
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Good eye.
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Well, I brought her these flowers
because we had a little fight the other
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See, what happened was... Yeah, yeah. I
wasn't over there.
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00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:06,000
Really, I'm not interested. It's that
window right over there. Let me give you
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little hand.
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Mona!
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