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Huh?
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Gotcha.
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It'll teach you to mess with Tony
Masselli's spot cleaner.
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Are you talking to the stove?
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No, I was, you know, it's just that it's
a little lonesome out here on the
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range.
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Tony, I think you need a break. Come in
the living room. I have a surprise for
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you. Really? Really? Well, I hope it's
self -cleaning.
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Surprise!
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Mike Massell! Hey, Mike, how are you?
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Angel, look.
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It's Mike Vassell! I know. We used to
play ball together.
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I brought him to the house. Did you ever
see this guy play, Angela?
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We're talking MVP, you know, World
Series rings. He's a big star.
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That's why we're doing a commercial
together. So, Mike, what are you doing
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A commercial with Angela. Why didn't you
tell me?
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I thought I just did. Oh, Mike, sit,
sit, have a seat.
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Hey, you look great. And let me tell
you, I'm proud of you. You've done
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Well, I owe it all to you. What do you
mean? You know, I got injured. Mike
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filled in. It's a boring story. Boring?
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Please, picture this.
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It's the bottom of the ninth.
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We're down one to nothing.
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Tony, knowing that he could be our last
shot for a run, tries to stretch a
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double into a triple. He dives into
third base and he rips apart his
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The great career is over.
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So, if Tony hadn't gotten hurt, he'd be
the one with the million -dollar
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endorsement deal now? That's right.
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Imagine that. I mean, if you had just
stayed at second base, you'd be a rich
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man.
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Mother. That you lost it all because of
one bonehead play.
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Mother. Crazy world.
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Crazy world.
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Okay, Tony, ready?
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Wow, Mike Vassell!
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Oh, you are my favorite baseball player.
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Hey, will you autograph my ball?
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My pleasure. Oh, that's nice.
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You can put that next to the one that
Tony autographed for you.
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No way. I'm not tossing this one in the
closet.
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Nice kid. Yeah, yeah. I'm like a father
to him. No respect.
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Oh, listen, Tony, I got to get back to
the studio.
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Angela's got me doing three commercials
and a photo shoot.
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Yeah, I know how it is. You know, my
plate's pretty full, too. What with
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the house and, you know, going to school
and then, you know, coming back from
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school.
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Into the house, which I run, you know,
and then it's back to school again.
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it's not a big plate, but it's full.
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Yeah, yeah, it's so full, I better get
back to it. Hey, Mike, good seeing you.
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Good to see you. Keep swinging, Pat.
Okay.
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Crazy world.
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Crazy world.
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Oh, no, wait a minute.
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This ain't bleach, this is ammonia. I
don't think you're supposed to mix that.
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Tony.
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Angela? No, not Angela. It's JoJo.
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Hey, next time you should have my name
tattooed someplace where you could read
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it.
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Something tells me we're not in Kansas
anymore, JoJo.
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Every time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.
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An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.
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There were times I lost a dream or two.
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Found a trail and met the...
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There's a path you take and a path not
taken. The choice is up to you, my
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friend. Nights are long, but you might
awaken to a brand new life, a brand new
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life, a brand new life around the bend.
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doing here?
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Wow. You ask a lot of deep questions.
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Whose place is this?
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It's yours, Billy.
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Mine?
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Wait a minute, I remember.
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This all started when I mixed cognac and
scotch, and I told you not to do that.
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Hey, I think I'll go take a shower.
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This, this is weird. Very weird.
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Not bad.
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Weird.
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Time magazine?
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A Neiman?
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You're a bum, Miss Ellie.
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Coach?
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But it can't be you.
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You're... Benched by the big man?
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Oh, no.
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Did that mean... No, no, no. You're not
dead, Miss Ellie.
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What am I, dreaming?
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Then what's going on here? Look,
sometimes an entire life hinges on one
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random event.
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In your case, it was when I waved you
from second to third.
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And you injured your shoulder.
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That's all right, coach, because I would
have gone anyway.
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That's why you were a bum.
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But technically, I'm responsible.
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So I was sent to give you your other
life.
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The one that could have been.
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So are you like a guardian angel?
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No, I'm a dead coach.
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Wait a minute.
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You never weighed me to third, right?
And I never tore up my shoulder.
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Hey, look.
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No scar.
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So then I kept playing? Oh, I say.
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You hit three home runs in the 85
series.
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The series?
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MVP.
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Wow. I'm good.
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And I'm rich.
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I'm rich. I mean, I own this Manhattan
penthouse.
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Not to mention homes in Palm Springs,
Malibu, and Aspen. I passed out, and I'm
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going to wake up any minute, right?
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Only if you want to. Are you saying that
I have some choice in this matter? It's
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up to me? Like, this could all be mine?
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Are you all right, sir? Oh, yeah, yeah.
I was just talking to the coach.
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Or the couch.
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a reminder that you're meeting with your
agent and your business manager in a
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few minutes. Could you just tell me who
you are?
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You mixed cognac and scotch again,
didn't you, sir?
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Uh, Miss Eastman, your personal
assistant.
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And this is Jim.
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And this is Steve, your agent and your
manager.
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Oh.
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No, it's a good time. It's a good time.
Hey, how you doing? How you doing? Nice
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to see you. Nice to see you.
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Is there something wrong?
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Well, it's just that you never shake
hands. Or ask how we're doing. But it's
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great. Yeah, everything you do is great.
Couldn't have said it better.
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So, why don't you take a look at your
new endorsement deal?
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As you can see, they've agreed to all
our numbers. And you'll be the exclusive
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spokesman for their new wine cooler.
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Wine cooler?
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Wait a minute, I can't advertise
alcohol. I mean, little kids look up to
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right? And anyway, it's not like I need
the money, do I?
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Well, what with your three ex -wives.
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Three ex -wives?
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Yeah, in Palm Springs, Malibu, and
Aspen.
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Do I have any children?
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Yes. A daughter? Samantha?
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Samantha, very good, sir. Thank you.
Well, can I see her, please?
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Come on, come on, I want to see my
daughter.
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Yes, sir.
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Mr. Maselli wants to see Samantha. Bring
that videotape in here right away.
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Wait a minute. Videotape? She was on
Donahue last week. Donahue? My little
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is famous.
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We're talking to Samantha Maselli,
daughter of baseball legend Tony
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also the author...
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of the new fictional bestseller, most
valuable player, least valuable father.
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Samantha Maselli, welcome.
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Thanks, Phil.
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Sam, let's get right to it. Now, isn't
the neglectful basketball father -dad in
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your book really your own baseball
-playing father?
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Just because the father is neglectful.
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So he makes promises he can't keep
breaking his little girl's heart, trying
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solve problems by throwing money at me.
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I mean, at her.
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Just because.
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Am I really that bad?
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Of course not. Oh, you're wonderful.
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A prince among men.
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It's worse than I thought.
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I've surrounded myself with yes -men.
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Oh, no, no, we're not yes -men.
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Could you please just leave me alone?
Oh, yes, sir, whatever you say, sir.
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Rub -a -dub -dub, that's some babe in
the tub.
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But, Butch, I don't believe this. I
don't believe what's happened here. I
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mean...
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My daughter hates me. People around me
cower in fear. What happened to me?
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You became a success.
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Money and fame do this to a lot of guys.
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But, Coach, you know me.
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I'm a good guy. I've always been a good
guy, right?
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Of course you are, sir. All your
furniture likes you.
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Angela Bauer is here to see you.
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Angela's here?
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Oh, good, good. Send her in. Go get her.
Go send her in. Send her in. Coach,
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Angela's here. I'm so happy she's still
in my life.
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Everything's going to be just fine now,
Coach. Just fine.
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Oh, Angela, so good to see you.
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You creep!
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What'd you hit me for? I've warned you a
thousand times. Keep your hands off me.
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I thought you'd like it.
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I'll bet you did.
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Please, if we are going to be working
together, would you try to behave
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yourself? Oh, we're working together.
Well, that's great. That's great. Yeah,
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it's fabulous.
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Now, Mr. Mastelli, here is the copy that
we came up with. Well, I'm not
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interested in this. Here, sit down. Sit
down a second. I want to hear about you.
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You know, what's been happening all
these years?
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You're not married, are you?
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No, not that it's any of your business.
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Oh, all these years and you never found
a man. That's great.
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Thank you.
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your information, I had a boyfriend. His
name was Gary. We just broke up, okay?
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Now can we get on with it?
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See, I don't get it. I mean, if you hate
me so much, what are you doing here?
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It's my job. I have to go where my
company sends me.
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Oh, so you don't have your own ad
agency?
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You just keep rubbing it in, don't you?
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I don't have a man. I don't have an
agency.
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That's right.
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Because I wasn't there to get you
started.
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Oh, yes.
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I'm sure I would be so much more
successful, not to mention personally
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fulfilled, if only you had come into my
life earlier.
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You'd be surprised.
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So, uh, what is it we're working on
here?
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Your public service spot to promote
reading.
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Oh, well, that sounds like a pretty nice
thing to do.
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Well, you're just doing it to boost your
image and help get you into the Hall of
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Fame. Wait a minute. I'm going to be
eligible for the Hall of Fame?
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Oh, I knew I was good, but I'm great!
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That is it. I can't take it anymore. You
are the most egotistical, self
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-centered jerk I have ever had the
misfortune to work with. No, no, no, no.
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a minute, Angela. Wait. You are not
going anywhere.
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Sarah. How dare you hit me with this
libel suit? Should I call security?
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No, of course not. This is my daughter.
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Oh, and I suppose by you not throwing me
out, it makes you father of the year.
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No, give me that cigarette. No, of
course not. I'm a rotten father. Don't
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even try to deny it.
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Did you just admit that you were a
rotten father?
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The worst. I stunk.
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Oh, God, I hope I got that all.
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Sam.
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It's for the sequel.
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When bad fathers happen to good
daughters.
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Come, come, come.
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Sam, look.
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I'm just trying to make things up to
you. Look, you know that study abroad
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program you wanted to go on? It's yours.
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You still think you could solve
everything with money, don't you? No,
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just trying to get back some of the time
we lost. Look, forget about Europe. How
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about lunch?
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We'll go to the old neighborhood.
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We'll go down to Marty's Melody Room,
huh? I'll have Rufus make you a double
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chocolate egg cream with two straws.
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You remember?
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Of course.
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It was your favorite, honey.
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Well, okay, but I'm still taping
everything just in case this is some
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trick.
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It's not a trick. Come on. Come on.
Look, we'll spend the whole day
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Just you and me, all right? Just let me
get changed. Let me get changed.
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Hey, Coach, did you see what happened,
Coach? I got through to Sam. And if I
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through to Sam, I can get through to
Angela. Then I'll have fame. I'll have
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money. And I'll have the people I love.
I'll have everything, Coach.
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Okay, Tony.
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It's all yours.
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Of course, there's a few things I'm
going to have to give up, Coach.
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I'm not so sure this is a good idea,
Miss Sally. I'm telling you, Coach, you
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don't know it yet, but she needs me.
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You see? That used to be my job.
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Wow, Tony Maselli.
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Oh, come in, come in. Thank you, thank
you.
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You know, you are my favorite baseball
player.
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Hey, will you sign my mitt?
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Oh, absolutely, absolutely.
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It's still $25, right?
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No, no, no, no, no. From now on, there's
no charge.
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Really? Wow.
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Hey, you're not half the jerk Mom said
you were.
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I'll tell her you're here.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Look at this place, huh?
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It's a mess. These people are falling
apart without me. What?
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It's immaculate.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yeah, look, right here. A water
spot, right?
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These people live like pigs.
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Welcome to my house. May I offer you
some slop?
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I didn't mean that. I was just talking
to the... Boy, you look lovely.
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Thank you.
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And thank you. Thank you for the
flowers.
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Yeah, well, here's one more. That makes
it an even dozen.
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That's very sweet.
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Maybe I owe you an apology. I was
unprofessional. I shouldn't have slapped
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And I thank you for not having me fired.
I thank you for not knocking my teeth
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out.
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Mom, I can't find my bed.
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Dress it by the bed. Third drawer.
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Lucky guess.
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There's something very strange about
you.
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Well, let's just say in another place
and time, you know, we had something
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special.
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You're from L .A., aren't you?
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Why don't you let me tell you about the
real me over dinner, huh?
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No, I, uh, tonight isn't a good night. I
have a lot of work to do. Well, you
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gotta eat, huh? I'll cook something,
huh? How about I whip up a fast linguine
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ala vongole?
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It's my favorite.
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Another lucky guess.
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This is the best meal I've ever had.
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Thanks. He cooks, he cleans, and he's
got a butt you can bounce a quarter on.
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Angela, don't louse this one up, mother.
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Well, after what happened with Gary.
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What did happen with good old Gary?
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Nothing. Nothing happened with Gary.
That's how you loused it up.
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Come on, now. Stop picking on your
daughter here. Angela, I got to hand it
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you. I think you're doing just fine.
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Thank you. Hey, Jonathan, what do you
say tomorrow after school? We go down to
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the stadium? I'll show you around, huh?
Wish I could, but school's 300 miles
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away. I'm going back tomorrow.
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What? You go to a boarding school?
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Yeah. Well, I better get packing. Excuse
me.
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Yeah. Me too.
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Wait a minute. Where are you going?
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Home. To London.
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You don't live here with her?
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With her?
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No way.
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He would have if I'd been here.
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Why? Do you swim in the nude?
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Mother, go pack.
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Like you weren't thinking it.
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Angela, I'm a little surprised. I can't
believe it. You send Jonathan to a
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boarding school. Your mother lives in
London. I can't believe it.
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Excuse me?
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I mean, you know, family. They should be
together. They need you as much as you
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need them.
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How dare you walk in here and criticize
my life? What life?
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I mean, you bury yourself in your work,
you send your family away, and you're
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living here alone.
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And who are you to talk?
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You have three failed marriages and a
daughter who makes a living trashing you
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in public?
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That was a fictional book about a
basketball player.
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Oh, yes.
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Tony Minnelli. I wonder who could it be?
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All right, so my life isn't perfect, but
I know you. You've got to stop running
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away from your fears.
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Oh? Oh, and what do you know about my
fears?
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I know you're afraid of commitment
because you failed in your first
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you're afraid of failing again.
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And I also know you're afraid of crowds
and heights and that clown scene in
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Poltergeist. Well,
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I think I've heard just about enough.
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Why do I say this, Miss Ellie?
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You're consistent.
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You've got a big mouth in both lives.
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I know.
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I know.
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Hey, look, Angela, I'm sorry. I was just
saying what was in my heart.
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I'm sorry if I hurt you, and I'm just
going to be on my way.
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Wait, wait, please, wait.
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You are not totally off base about some
of the things.
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Yeah? You are not the first person to
suggest that I bury myself in my work
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because of my reluctance to...
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To let go?
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To take chances? To go with your heart?
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It's incredible how a stranger can know
you so well.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me.
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Wait, where are you going?
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To call Gary.
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Gary?
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Gary, what about me? What about us?
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Us?
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Tony, I don't think so.
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Maybe another place, another time. But
Gary and I have a history and he's
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been there for me.
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And he said when I was ready to make a
commitment to give him a call.
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And thanks to you, I think I'm ready.
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Don't take it so hard, Miss Ellie.
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She did need you.
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Just not in the way you thought.
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I just want to go home.
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Tony? Tony!
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Jojo?
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Oh, Angela, it's you.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I think so.
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What happened?
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Well, you were out for a couple of
minutes.
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You can't mix these things. It's
dangerous.
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So it was all a bad dream.
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My scar's back.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Do you love me?
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Yes, of course.
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Then I'm okay.
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Who's Jojo?
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Hey, yo, who's Gary?
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You bad boy.
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What? Coming into the bathroom while I'm
taking a shower.
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What are you talking about?
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As if you didn't know.
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I love those little hearts you drew in
the steam on the mirror.
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But Angela, wait a minute. I didn't
do... Rub -a -dub -dub.
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Nice blonde in the tub.
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Bones.
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