All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s08e07_death_and_love_1

We'll miss his humor, his warmth, and
his humility.

But most of all, we'll miss the sweet
sound of Joey's accordion.

And now to say a few words,

his boyhood friend, Tony Maselli.

Joey.

Hello.

Our friend, Joey Castellucci.

We're here for him in death.

He was always there for us in life.

It's true.

I made Joey's favorite dip for after.

You'll have to taste it.

If your car broke down, Joey C. was
there.

If you needed a couple of bucks, Joey
was there.

If you had the sudden urge to poker,
Joey was there.

It goes great with corn chips.

Which I forgot.

Then go to the store.

It's a funeral. Have a little respect.

Gentlemen, something...

If this sudden happens, it makes you
stop and think about how fragile life

How temporary.

How that could just as easily be me.

I mean, after all, you know, we're the
same age.

Wait a minute, no, I'm actually two
months older than him. Yet he's laying

and I'm standing here.

But for how long? I mean, my life could
end like that.

Father, is it getting a little stuffy in
here, Father?

Oh, yeah, I'm fine.

I'm fine. Oh, he's alive!

Well, at least he's on key.

There's a time for love and a time for
little Take a chance and face the wind

open road and a road that's hidden A
brand new life around the bend.

There was time.

I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail.

And at the end was you.

There's a path you've taken, a path not
taken. The choice is up to you, my

friend. Nights are long, but you might
awaken to a brand new life.

Life around the bend.

Vinny, he has been missing all day. If
you see him, please tell him to call

home. I'm really worried.

No, Vinny, the idea of another woman
never crossed my mind.

Thank you for planting that seed.

Gonna ski me a mountain.

Gonna ski me a hill.

I'm gonna ski me a mountain. At least I
hope I will.

He's back. He's happy. Let's eat.

Tony, where have you been? We've all
been worrying about you. I'm sorry. I'm

sorry, guys. I'm sorry. I must have lost
track of time.

You know, I was driving around the old
neighborhood, you know, where me and

used to hang out. And all of a sudden, I
look up and I see this billboard.

And it says, Ski Vermont.

Just then I knew what I had to do. It
was like some sort of a sign.

It was a sign.

That's right. It said, take that trip. A
trip we've been planning for two years.

Come on, what do you say?

We load up the Jeep tonight. We take off
first thing in the morning.

I've got to study for an exam.

Yeah, I have a date. I just want my
dinner.

Tell me something.

Okay, fine.

You guys want to stay here and let life
pass you by? So be it. But not this guy.

Not this guy. I'm not putting my life on
hold any longer. I'm going to go

conquer me a mountain.

Right after I clean this room.

Gonna get me a broom.

Gonna clean this room.

I am so ashamed of us.

For the first time since Joey's funeral,
Tony is showing some spark of life. And

how do we respond?

We just want our dinner.

Yes!

We'll do what you want. But I, for one,
am going to be there for Tony.

You're right. I think Dad really needs
his family around him, and I can cancel

my date.

What the hay? I can study up there.

Wrapped like a rat.

Good morning, everybody. Hey, what do
you say to you?

Oh, you missed the experience of a
lifetime. Do you have any idea what it's

to go skimming across a frozen lake at
60 miles an hour with the fresh cold

whipping into your face?

Angela. She got to sit in the front.

I'm a little chapped.

Could you buy me some moisturizer?

Absolutely. I'll get it right away. Hey,
you know what else? I'll check and see

if they open the top of the mountain
yet.

You know, Dad, maybe we should just all
take the day off today.

Yeah, after all, the snow will be there
tomorrow.

Yeah, yeah, but will we?

With any luck, no.

No, he's acting a little extreme. But
Joey's death put him into some kind of

midlife crisis, and he's looking for
something right now.

No matter what it takes, I'm going to
stand by him.

Oh, my God.

Oh, no way.

Not me.

Only an idiot.

Let's do it.

And that's my case.

I am sitting this one out.

It's a great time.

Tony, are you sure you want to do this?
Yeah, come on. I always wanted to do an

expert run. Come on, we'll do it
together. What do you say?

Geronimo? Oh, Angela, that's why I love
you. Baby, you're the greatest. Come on,

I'll race you.

All right, you ready?

Ready. On your mark, get set, go!

Boy, that is steep.

Watch out for that branch, Mom.

Or take it with you.

I mean, I could have killed myself going
down that run. And for what?

Okay, okay, she's looking good. Real
good.

Uh -oh. Fat guy! Fat guy! Fat guy!

Tough place to take a poll.

What have I been thinking? What could I
have been doing here?

Trying to cram a lifetime into every
minute.

One thrill after another. through
another.

Exactly, exactly.

I keep thinking it's going to satisfy
something in here, but it doesn't. Dad,

you cannot get fulfillment by chasing
after cheap thrills.

Lord knows I've tried.

What you're looking for is something
more permanent.

Yeah, permanent.

Permanent, that's right, Mona. But what?

I mean, like a hobby, a job?

I guess I'm just going to have to keep
on searching.

Well, why don't you start at the bottom
of dead man's drop?

Remember her?

What do you mean? You mean Angela?

Yes. The answer has been right in front
of you all along.

At least it was.

Angela and I, we're already together. I
told her I love her.

Well, obviously that is not permanent
enough for you. Well, what's more

permanent than...

Plunge. Yes, and then maybe you won't
have to throw yourself off a cliff to

happiness.

You mean, you mean marriage?

Absolutely.

It's been right in front of me the whole
time. She risked her life for me.

She supported me through all this
craziness. She's been patient and loving

seven long years.

So, what are you going to do about it?

I'm going down that hill, and I'm going
to ask her to marry me. All right,

great.

Which way is that money slope? Whatever
it is.

Chicken run. That's me.

All right, look.

Give me the best table in the place, all
right? Oh, yeah, hey. And two chairs.

Angela will be down in a couple of
minutes. So, how are you going to pop

question? Okay, it's all arranged. Look.

It's a romantic dinner.

Candlelight and champagne.

And when the moment's right, I get down
on one knee and I say, Angela, I love

you.

Will you marry me?

Huh? Huh?

Seen it, heard it, said no to it.

It's got to be something special, Dad.
Something memorable, something romantic.

What's the best I could come up with on
such short notice? I'd like to see you

guys come up with something better.

Oh, what about a sleigh ride under the
stars? Oh, that is better.

Okay, let's see the ring.

A ring? Oh, no.

A ring?

Man, here, you can borrow this.

Oh, Mona.

You are the greatest.

Oh, my.

Just remember how she looked before you
threw her off the mountain.

Hi. Hi, hi. Are you okay?

Yeah, fine, fine.

The doctor says I should have complete
movement in my neck in three weeks.

Oh, gee, I'm really sorry. I mean, I'm
really sorry. You know, it's just that I

froze and I just couldn't do that to
myself.

Well, you two kids have fun.

See you later.

Enjoy the sleigh ride.

Sleigh ride?

Yeah, well, it's just, you know, I
thought it might be fun, but I can see

you're not going to be in the movie. No,
no, Tony, it'll be lovely.

We don't have to go down any hills, do
we?

Hey, hey, hey, this will be fine. Hey,
this is perfect. This is perfect. Stop

right here. Hey, do me a favor. Take a
walk, and blindfold that horse.

Oh, gosh.

Isn't this magnificent, huh?

Yes.

Come here, come here. I'll keep you
warm, huh?

Oh, boy.

Have you ever seen so many stars, huh?

Oh, look, there's Cassiopeia.

And there's the North Star.

And there's the Big Dipper, huh?

Oh!

Tony, could you... Oh, sure, sure. Here
you go, here you go.

Oh, it's dark.

Oh, beautiful, huh?

Oh, there's a shooting star.

Oh, yeah, I saw it too, you know.

That's good luck.

Where was it this afternoon?

I'm sorry, Ince. I'm really sorry.

It's okay. I know you're...

You lift me up, I'm starting to drip
down my throat. Oh, yeah.

You know,

Angela, when I saw you barreling down
that hill today, I realized something

about my life.

About what?

About my life.

I can't hear you. The snowmaking
equipment's so loud.

What I said wasn't that... Oh, oh, easy,
easy, Betsy, Betsy, Betsy.

You'll get some nice snow off you.

Yeah, oh, gee.

Hey, let me... Oh, God.

How could one thin woman have so much
snow?

Yeah, I would see. I would see.

Tony, I can't feel my feet. Oh, let me
see. Let me get them boots on. Hold on

now. Hold on. Oh, hold on. Hold on. Oh,
God.

The bandages are so tight.

No, I don't think they're tight. They're
frozen.

Angela, here, let me try to get him on
the ramp. All right. Okay, hang on. Oh,

yeah. Here we go.

Here we go. Okay, good.

That'll help.

That'll help. Angela, this will make you
good as new, Angela.

We'll not get our hopes up.

Angela, I've been trying to tell you
something all day.

You know, you are the most beautiful,
fascinating, and you're incredibly

sexy.

You're the most exciting woman I've ever
known.

Tony? Yes?

I'm on fire. Oh, me too, Israel. I want
you badly.

No, Tony. My beard. Did you put it to
fire?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, oh. No,
Tony, it's still burning.

Sorry.

Sorry. I'm sorry.

But I thought you liked me.

Tony. Tony, I really...

You don't need the wheelchair.

I know that. I know what it is. But, you
know, the floor's a little slippery. I

don't want to take any more chances.

Come on. Come on. Let me help you. There
we go. There you go. There you go. And

in and down.

Oh, watch it.

That's been one of those nights.

You can start now, okay?

Excuse me a second. Okay.

Well, well.

She almost froze to death on the sleigh
ride.

So what did you do?

I set her on fire.

Look, look, look. This thing isn't
working out. I'm going to have to wait

we get home to do it. Wait, you're going
to put it off? Did you not learn

anything from Joey's passing?

Mona, Mona, the moment is blown. It's
blown.

And after what I put her through, I
mean, I wouldn't know what to say to her

anyway. You don't have to say anything.
You just take the ring. When she's not

looking, drop it in the champagne glass.

Dad, Dad, she'll see the ring.

she'll look at you and she'll know.

Hey, hey, you know, it does sound
romantic, eh?

Not very hygienic. Okay, great,

great. I took the liberty of ordering
for us.

Thank you, thank you. Is everything
okay? Oh, yes, yes, everything's fine.

And now, I'd like to propose a toast.

Oh.

To the most beautiful, wonderful woman
that... Oh, oh, look.

It's snowing.

Oh, no.

Your mashed potatoes were a little lumpy
and I was really asking that.

Next time, could you use a fork? Yes.

Here's to your health or what's left of
it.

Boy, I am so hungry.

Wait, wait, wait. Don't eat that. You
want to run barefoot through them? No,

no.

Oh, oh.

Oh, no,

no. Don't swallow it. Don't swallow it.
What the?

Wait a minute.

It's not his fault. It's mine.

Yours? Oh, no. My crown came loose.

Now I sound stupid.

What on earth were you...

It was supposed to go in the champagne.

Oh, my gosh.

What are you saying?

Oh, my gosh.

I know. I got that part.

Tony, what do you want me to say?

You froze me. You set me on fire.

Now you made my crown come loose.

Oh, Tony.

The end. Yes.

Yes.

A thousand times

yes. Oh, that's swell.

Oh, Angela.

Here, let me help you put it on. Thanks.

It's Mother's Day.

Oh, yeah.

Mona really, really helped me through
this.

Oh, really?

Oh, yeah. If it wasn't for Mona, Sam,
and Jonathan, I just think I would have

never proposed.

Oh, so they talked you into it?

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

What they did is they made me realize
that I was trying to live my life to the

fullest by taking all these crazy risks.
When I was really just afraid of taking

the biggest risk of all, marrying you.

Not that you're a risk, you know, but
marriage is a risk, you know. But not

you. I mean, because, you know, because
it's like, look, it's snowing.

It's okay, Tony.

Good, good. You're obviously not ready
for this. Oh, yes. Yes, I am. Yes, I am.

I know you're doing it for the wrong
reasons. You're doing it because

told you to or because it's some answer
to your midlife crisis.

No, no, no. That's not true. It's not
true. And I love you. I want to marry

Who cares what the reasons are? I care.

Because I don't want you to wake up a
week from now and say, gee, I didn't

to marry Angela.

I could have gone skydiving.

I would never say that. I don't even
like skydiving. I like you. I... Hey,

Oh, hey.

i love you and i love you and i've
waited so long for

you to ask me this and that's why it's
so hard for me to say

no