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There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.
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An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.
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There were times when you lost the dream
or two.
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Found a trail and at the end was you.
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There's a fancy taking, a past not
taking. The choice is up to you, my
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It ain't so long, but you might awaken
to a brand new life, brand new life, a
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brand new life all around again.
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Come on, Angela, let's go. We've got to
move. Come on. Tony, Tony, come on.
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Tony, Tony, calm down. There's an hour
and a half before the movie starts. We
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have plenty of time.
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What are you talking about? By the time
we park it in line for tickets, get
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popcorn, then go back because you forgot
your juju bees, then you're going to
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say, uh -oh, got to go to the ladies'
room, tiny bladder, tee -hee.
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If I'm such a liability, maybe you
should go without me. See ya. Oh, come
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want to go to the movie.
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All right, all right, but I'm warning
you. I am not changing my seat because
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think the people in front of us smell.
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Hey, wait, don't touch the door. Don't
touch the door.
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Hi.
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Hi. Hank Sloan, U .S. Census Bureau.
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Angela Bauer, Caucasian, divorced
female, 39 % tax bracket, born October
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Thank you. Thank your business.
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There's some confusion with your census
questionnaire.
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Hey, look, pal, we don't mean to be
rude, but this woman's got to get to a
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at the Cineplex.
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But I made an appointment with your
sister.
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My sister?
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Yeah, Mona Robinson, Caucasian female,
born May 18th, 1967.
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67.
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Oh, Mona, flower child.
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Oh, hello.
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Did you fill out our census form?
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I was bored.
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I couldn't find the Sunday crossword
puzzle.
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This is great. Now, look, I'm telling
you, if I miss that cartoon with them
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little dancing hot dogs that sing, let's
all go to the lobby, I'm going to be
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one upset housekeeper.
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You're the housekeeper?
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Yeah, I'm the housekeeper. Tony Maselli,
Caucasian, male, born April 23, 1952.
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It says here you're the nuclear
physicist's brother -in -law.
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I told you, I was bored.
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Sit down, housekeeper. Talk to Mona.
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Come on, Angel, let's go. We gotta go.
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I'm confused.
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I'm confused.
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What exactly is the relationship between
those two?
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How much time have you got?
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We better see the next show. Yeah, let's
see. Okay.
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Mrs. Robinson, what is your real age?
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What did I put down there?
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Twenty -three.
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You're right. I was wrong. I inverted
it.
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Please, we need accurate information.
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That's as accurate as you're going to
get. I mean, spiritually and
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she's but a child.
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You should see some of the stud buffins
I date.
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Well,
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here they all are, the moral majority.
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Mother, isn't it a little late? Where
have you been?
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Well, gee, I'm sorry, Mrs. Bauer. I ran
out of gas.
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Oh, come on. You can think of one better
than that.
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How about a flat tire?
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If you were going to be late, young man,
the least you could have done was call.
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Well, I didn't know I had a curfew.
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Well, it is a school night.
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What are you going to do, Angela?
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Ground her?
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I should be very annoyed with all of you
for waiting up.
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But I'm not.
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Because I want to share something with
you.
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I've been pinned.
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Where's the pin?
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My pin.
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It was on my sweater.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Impassionating story.
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But I still need to know your real age.
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Oh, hey, yo, Hank, give it up. Better
men than you have tried and failed.
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Maybe we should move on to the nuclear
physicist slash housekeeper snafu.
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Hey, that's a simple one. Six years ago,
I decided to brighten Angela's empty
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life by agreeing to be her housekeeper.
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Empty? Yeah. My social life was hardly
empty, mister.
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As I recall, our first night together
was pretty crowded.
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I may not be great in the kitchen, but I
certainly make up for it in the
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boardroom.
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I'm not bored.
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The Connecticut clot strikes again.
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Here, let me help.
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No, no, don't touch it. You'll cut
yourself.
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Here, let me get the dustpan.
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This is good China.
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I know.
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I care enough to break the very best.
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I thought you were getting attacked.
What are you doing rolling around on the
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floor?
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We weren't rolling on the floor. We were
picking up a broken plate.
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Both of you?
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It was a big plate.
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Angela, who is this?
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Well, Grant, you're not going to believe
this, but this is my new housekeeper.
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Housekeeper? Hey, hey, hey, who is this
bozo?
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Tony, this bozo is my boss.
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It's your boss?
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I thought they chased you around your
desk, not around your stove.
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I don't find that very amusing, and I
don't have to explain my behavior to a
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male Mary Poppins.
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Mary Poppins? You're lucky I like that
movie. I take care of it.
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Don't tell me to behave myself. Talk to
Conan the Barbarian here.
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Tony,
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go to your room. Angela.
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Tony, go to your room. I don't want to
go. Grant, go to your cab.
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Grant, go to your cab.
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Tony, go to your room. I'm going, I'm
going. Grant. I'm very sorry about this.
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We'll talk about the weekend at the
office tomorrow.
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Well, look on the bright side. You just
had a fortune in cab fare. Great. That
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makes two meters that got turned off
early.
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I knew it.
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I knew this wasn't going to work out.
Hey, no problem. We just got our signals
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crossed. I'll cross your signal.
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You have just intruded on a personal
moment with someone I... happen to like
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lot. From now on, if you feel tempted to
butt in, please butt out.
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Well, next time I see somebody crawling
all over you on the floor, I'll know
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that's how you entertain friends.
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I think we better continue this
discussion in the morning. Right now, I
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angry I could strangle you.
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Let's go to bed. Right.
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Let me get this
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straight.
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You two both sleep upstairs?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, separately.
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Across the hall, behind locked doors.
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Never the twain shall meet.
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As I recall, your twains met once.
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You want to... Might as well go sleep in
her room.
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Samantha had a nightmare. I think she
wants you to sleep with her. Oh, yeah?
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I need to go check on her.
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You go ahead and get some sleep, Doug.
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Oh, I'll go see how she is.
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Sam, honey, it's me.
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I'm here, babe.
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It's all right, sweetheart.
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Well,
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hey, hey, hey. These things happen.
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A lot.
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Rub -a -dub -dub, dearie.
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The federal government doesn't need to
know about the bubble bath incident.
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The bubble bath incident. Oh, that's an
even better one than the one I was
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thinking.
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about hi ho hi ho it's off to bathe i go
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going
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down the path with my bubble
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bath hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi holy
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The reflection of the bubbles blinded
me. Those weren't bubbles.
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Could we get back to the questionnaire,
please?
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Okay. Tony, you're obviously more than a
housekeeper, but you are not a boarder,
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a roommate, or a house pet.
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What are you? Well, once he was a door
pride.
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Oh, hey, I like this one.
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Check this out. Bulldog.
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I'll write a book.
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$30.
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$30?
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That'll buy five beds of petunias.
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Going months. $40.
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$40.
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Wait a minute, Angela. What are you
doing? I work for you all the time.
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I know, but I love petunias.
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$50. $60.
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Seventy. Eighty.
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Eighty dollars.
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We'll be able to buy rose bushes, too.
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Ninety. One hundred dollars.
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One hundred dollars.
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A new picture to have in your record.
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Do I hear a hundred ten?
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One thousand dollars.
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I didn't hear a hundred ten.
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Forget neighborhood beautification. We
can all afford to move.
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Any other bids?
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Angela, I am your mother. I know what's
best for you. Buy him.
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Aha! Then you are her mother.
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You're her mother.
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You're her mother. All right, all right.
Well, that settles that, huh? I think
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we still have time to make it to the
movie. All right. Just one more thing.
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What's that?
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Questions 2 through 33.
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Well, would you excuse me for a minute?
I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
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Small bladder.
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All right, we're on the last page.
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We better be.
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Question H -30. How would you describe
this building?
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It's a house. Look around you.
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Please, the man's just trying to do his
job. But if I want to go to the movies,
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why won't he let me go to the movies?
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Age 32, which fuel is used most for
heating this dwelling? Oh, well, the
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way to explain that is to tell him about
a party we went to.
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Regrets.
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I've had a few.
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Oh, excuse me. Would you hand me a
napkin, please?
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Hey, what's the matter? Your arm broke?
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You have the whole stack.
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Thanks very much. That idiot dropped a
drink all over my coat. Oh, wait, Mr.
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Sinatra. Wait, don't do that. No, no.
The trick is to use a little club soda
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give you a pat. You don't roll, do you?
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That's my trick. Oh,
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Mr. Sinatra.
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Mr. Sinatra, I've seen all your movies.
I've seen every TV show. You know, Our
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Town, 1955.
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I know every song you ever recorded by
heart, by heart.
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Intonations, everything.
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But there's always been one question
I've been dying to ask you. What?
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How does it feel to be worshipped and
adored by millions and millions of
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Nice.
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Do you see what I see?
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I don't believe it.
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Oh, girls.
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Frank, this is Angela and Mona.
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Oh, it's an honor, Mr.
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Sinatra. How do you do?
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Ring -a -ding -ding.
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What does Frank Sinatra have to do with
home fuel?
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Nothing. But didn't I look great in that
red dress?
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Okay. Last question.
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Have the two non -married consenting
adults in this household ever
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carnal knowledge of each other?
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The federal government wants to know
that?
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No, I didn't.
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You may not believe this, but I am not a
full -time census taker.
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I am a writer about to happen, and I
find you inspiring.
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Well, I'm a guy about to go to the
movies, and I find you tiring.
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Come on, Andy.
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We still got more time to make that
movie. If you don't slow us down, I'll
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you off at the ticket booth.
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Will you be stopping the car? Maybe.
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Sounds like those two got it bad for
each other. Yeah, but you'll never get
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to admit it. At least, not while they're
conscious.
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I'm telling you, I want you to know.
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An appendectomy is a fairly routine
procedure.
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But as with any major surgery, there's
always the chance of death.
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Who picked this hospital?
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Don't worry.
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I'm going to be here when it's all over.
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I mean when they wheel you out.
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Alive and fine.
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Angela, if anything should happen to
me... Nothing's going to happen to you.
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know, I know, but if anything does...
Hold it, hold it, hold it. If anything
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does, I just want you to take care of
Sam.
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Oh, Tony.
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No, I mean, you've been real good to
her. You've been important to her, like
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when she needed a woman around, or
helping her grow up, or helping me let
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grow up.
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I would have never made it through
puberty without you, Angela.
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Oh, Tony.
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No. I'd be honored to take care of
Samantha.
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Thanks, Angela.
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And Angela, I love you.
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What?
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What did
he say?
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What did you say? Tony? Tony, wake up!
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Ma 'am, it doesn't matter to me, but he
might enjoy surgery more if he slept.
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You're probably right.
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Should Angela ever tell Tony how she
felt?
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She told everybody. But she was asleep
at the time, too.
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Tony.
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Tony.
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to me.
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We're listening.
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Okay, okay, okay. Come on, come on.
Let's go back to bed. Come on, let's go.
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Come on, the excitement's over. Break it
up. Come on.
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Tony, I love you.
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Pancakes for breakfast?
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They are so weird.
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Ah, but weird?
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is grist for the writer's mill.
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You know, if I ever use them in a novel,
I'm going to get them together at the
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end because they seem so right for each
other.
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I'll dry up.
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Oh, admit it. It was your fault. Sure,
sure.
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It's always my fault. Oh, excuse me, but
we'd be sitting right now in the movie
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if you hadn't gotten on the wrong line.
So shoot me.
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What was I supposed to know that it was
the ticket holders line? Because they
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were all standing there holding their
big blue tickets.
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You know what? You know what? I don't
want to go to the movies with you
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Well, what's the difference? We don't
get in anyway.
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Well, maybe they'll kiss and make up
when they're unconscious.
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I'll keep you posted.
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Well, maybe we could talk about it.
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Some more over dinner.
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Someplace nice.
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So you could wear that red dress.
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You little census taker, you.
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I'll change.
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I got a couple more of these to do. I'll
be right back.
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Hey, Angela.
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How about I make some popcorn and we
rent the way we were?
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Sounds perfect.
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Great, great.
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Tony? I know.
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I know, not too much butter.
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Memories, like the corners of my mind.
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Coming this fall
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on ABC, you'll laugh yourself silly when
you meet Hank the Housekeeper.
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Hank, how could you barge in on me when
I'm taking a bubble bath?
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Andrea, I swear, all I saw were your
bubbles.
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