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There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.
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Open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.
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There were times I lost a dream or two.
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Found a trail and at the end was you.
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There's a fancy pick and a past not
taken. The choice is up to you, my
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Nights are long, but you might awaken to
a brand new life, brand new life, a
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brand new life around the bend.
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Oh, poetry in motion.
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Thank you. Not you.
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Charlie Grant, here, check this out,
check this out. You know, watching this
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guy, it's like watching Horowitz play
the piano or Baryshnikov dance or Tweety
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Bird narrowly escape the clutches of
Sylvester.
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The great ones always make it look easy,
Angela. Check this out. Oh, what a hit!
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Thupper and fucker dance.
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Tonight is the night. We've got to get
him to endorse Ted Don Sneaker. Don't
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worry about a thing, Angela. He's ours.
He's ours.
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If you're softening him up with baseball
lore and me moving in for the kill, the
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guy does not stand a chance.
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What a team.
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Oh, yeah, Angela. Well, as your
teammate, just a little constructive
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You know, sometimes when you're anxious
to make the sale, you tend to be just a
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tad, a tiny trifle, teeny bit
sledgehammerish.
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Sledgehammerish. Yeah, 50 -pound head.
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Well,
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I may be forceful, but I get what I
want. Yeah, well, that's what I'm
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Ange. You know, if you come on too
strong with Charlie, you're never going
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sign him. Because, you know, we
ballplayers, we're a sensitive lot.
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Pan's prancing through the evergreen
fields of our youth.
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Okay, Tinkerbell. Hey, hey.
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Are you kidding me, Mona? No. The
manager said, not in my dugout, Bunky.
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Of course, after the injunction, I had
to steer clear of spring training.
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Yes, hello, Charlie.
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Hello, how was your ride up? It was
great. It was kind of like being in a
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room on wheels.
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I just wanted to make sure he felt at
home.
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Mother? And here he is now, the pride of
the St. Louis Cardinals, Tony Metellus.
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Hey. Hey. Hey.
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Wow, a meeting of the minds.
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Hey, Charlie, I'm so happy to meet you,
you know, because, you know, you kind of
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remind me of me when I was playing,
except, of course, you're faster,
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and you've been on the cover of Sports
Today more times than me.
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It's only been once. Well, there you go.
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Charlie, this is Angela's son, Jonathan,
and my daughter, Samantha.
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Poor kid. She's starstruck, tongue
-tied, lost all use of her motor skills.
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She got the Mac.
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Hey, listen, how would you two like to
be my guests when we play the Mets? I'll
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seat you right behind the dugout.
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Really? Oh, what? That would be great.
Oh, that's so nice of you.
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Do you think maybe you could get an
extra ticket for my friend Bonnie?
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Sam.
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What are we doing? Don't take advantage
of Charlie's generosity.
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I'll get one for you too, Tony. Oh, I
was hoping.
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And Sam, when I'm up at bat, I'll give
you a wave.
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It's not cute anymore, Sam.
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Tony, you look like you're still in
pretty good shape.
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You, uh... ever swing a bat anymore?
Does he swing a bat anymore? This man is
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the top of his form, which is actually
why I wanted the two of you to meet.
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You see, at the Bauer agency, when we
form a relationship with an individual,
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take their personal needs into account.
You see, we like to match the product
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with the product. I was about to suggest
that maybe you
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two might like to bat some balls
together sometime at the batting cage
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always go to.
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Oh, well, I don't think Charlie wants to
go down there. Hey!
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Hey!
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Hey, tomorrow noon, okay?
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Okay. Hey.
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Hey, I haven't seen you, Tony. I haven't
seen you. Hey, you know, I'm glad we're
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going down there because I'm dying to
get a look at that $2 million swing.
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Yeah, well, don't believe everything you
read, Tony.
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Oh, well, you know, I did think $2
million was a little high.
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Hey, look, if it's not too personal.
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$3 million?
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Well, that doesn't include the million
-dollar signing bonus. Oh, of course.
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Charlie, you're worth every penny.
Philadelphia is lucky to have you. Well,
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might not be in Philly next season. See,
I'm waiting for a call from my agents.
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LA and New York are both interested.
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I don't get it. I thought you said you
love playing in Philadelphia.
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I just read it in Sports Today.
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Charlie Grant, as a kid, I'd sneak into
Veterans Stadium and dream that someday
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I'd be in that uniform, tipping my hat
to the crowd.
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Philly's my home, and I love it.
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Yeah, that was nice.
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My image consultant wrote that.
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Your image consultant?
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Well, yeah, my business manager hired
him.
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Your business manager?
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Well, my agent felt... Your agent?
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Yeah, my agent felt that we needed
something that would encourage L .A. and
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York to make a more attractive offer.
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See, it's a marketing strategy to lure
me away from the hometown.
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Oh, man. Well, I can't stop believing
everything I read, you know?
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Hey, maybe Elvis really is dead.
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Hey, Tony!
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Hey, Charlie! Come on in. I'm sorry I'm
late. I got hung up at the Porsche
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dealer. And you can't believe what they
want for one of these things. Oh,
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really? Well, if it's not too
personal... $90 ,000!
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Yeah, I know. It's a lot of money.
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My business manager said I'd get it,
though. Oh, yeah? Well, you know, hey, I
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clear all my major decisions with my
business manager, too. Here, let me
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introduce you to him. Hold on.
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Oh, Mr. Wallet.
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What do you say? No!
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That's his favorite word.
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I've been there. Yeah, well, hey, to
make sure you don't go back there, a
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contract with Angela Bauer is the way to
go, huh? What do you think, Wally?
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She's a peach.
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Hey, I hope she's giving you 15%. You
know, you're a hell of an agent. Well,
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me tell you something, Charlie. It's
easy to sell something that you believe
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and I believe in Angela.
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Yeah, well, I believe in her, too, if
she comes up with more money than Nike
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Reebok.
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Hey, you know, I'm glad you mentioned
that. Look, I feel we can talk because
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baseball players, we're like a
brotherhood, right?
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Hey, hey.
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All right, look, don't take this the
wrong way, but maybe you shouldn't be so
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distracted by money. I mean, it could
hurt your game.
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Hey, it hasn't hurt me so far. And if
things work out next year, I'll be
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more in taxes than the president makes.
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Looks like it's a tax shelter set up.
Well, then the cut in the capital gains
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tax goes through. I incorporate.
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Oh, jolly, jolly. Cool your corporate
jets here.
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Corporate jet. Good idea.
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I'm talking about something else here,
Charlie. Look, hey, it's a great feeling
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to be successful, but we've got to
remember what got us there.
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Our agents?
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Oh, not our agents.
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Baseball. Baseball and our love for it.
Oh, that.
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I don't say all that. Come on. You know,
it's something deep inside.
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Hey, hey, remember that first base hit
you ever got, huh? The crack of the bat
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against the ball, the grit of the dust
as you ran to first base, that great
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feeling when you touch the base and the
umpire says, safe, huh? Remember that
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feeling? Yeah, and your teammates
jumping up and down cheering for you?
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Hey, right, that's what I'm talking
about. Now, look, all the money in the
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can't buy that feeling.
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That's what baseball's all about.
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That's what being a big league star is
all about.
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Yeah.
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Well, that and getting free tickets to
the Thones concert. Baseball has its
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privileges.
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Yeah, I guess so. Okay, here you go.
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There you are.
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Whoa. Oh, he's good.
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Isn't he good, Tony? Yeah, yeah.
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He's worth his weight in gold cards.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, I brought something for Charlie.
Charlie!
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Hey, Angela!
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Complementary pair of new Tecton cross
trainers, which you will be endorsing.
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Might be endorsing. Will be.
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Hey, Tony, what do you think?
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Baseball has its privileges.
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Oh, this is ridiculous.
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I'll get you a pair, too.
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I don't want them. I think they're ugly.
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Can I have your autograph?
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Oh, sure, kid. Not him. He's a domestic.
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Mr.
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Grant, can I have your autograph?
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Yeah, sure.
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What's your name?
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Kevin. Okay.
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Oh, Kevin, this is great.
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Charlie, this is great. This is the ad I
want to do.
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Oh, he is the perfect role model.
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Here you go.
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Thanks. This is so neat. Okay.
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Hey, Charlie.
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Charlie, you see the look on that kid's
face?
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You see the kind of joy you can bring to
children?
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That's what baseball's all about. Yeah,
it'll be even happier when I'm in the
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Hall of Fame and he can sell it for a
thousand bucks.
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That's it.
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That's it.
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You know what? I don't want to play with
you anymore.
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And you know what else? I don't want you
in business with Angela, and I don't
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want you endorsing these shoes. You're
not fit to wear these shoes, because
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these shoes represent everything that's
good and pure about America.
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They're made in Korea.
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Well, the Korean people play baseball,
too.
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You know, I think I've had enough
batting practice.
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I'm out of here.
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Charlie, wait.
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I'll see you, Angela.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. Oh,
look, look, you may feel that way now,
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someday you're going to thank me.
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Hey, mister.
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Yes, honey?
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Is that autograph really going to be
worth a grand?
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Take me out to the ball game.
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Take me out to the crowd.
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Buy me a Porsche and a Cadillac.
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Put a big pile of dough in the back.
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Because it's greed, greed, greed for the
home team.
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Greed, greed, greed, greed, greed,
greed.
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Dad, I can't believe you yelled at
Charlie. Now we're never going to see
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again. Please, we're much better off
without Babe Ruthless.
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Dad, what about our seats behind the
dugout? So now you can sit up in the
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bleachers with the rest of the poor,
honest slobs.
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I don't want to sit with the slobs. I'm
trying to change my image.
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You. Sick him, Grandma.
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Why, why, why?
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I ruined your life, too?
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Charlie was going to take me to the all
-star game.
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I was going to go to the parties, meet
the celebs, have my picture in the
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Enquirer with the caption, Who's
Charlie's new angel?
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Charlie was going to wave to me.
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Wave to me, Dad.
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Like I'm waving to you now.
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Come on. What is wrong with this family?
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Doesn't anybody know the true meaning of
baseball?
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I know.
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Getting to first is kissing.
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Second base... Would you stop?
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Good morning.
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Now, it's your turn. Go ahead. Jump on
me.
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That's third base.
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All right.
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Hit the showers.
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I'm going to be traded. You're going to
be traded.
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I just got off the phone with Charlie.
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Oh, yeah?
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How is Joe the money -o?
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Better than he was yesterday.
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I got him to agree to do the commercial.
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Really? How'd you do that?
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I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
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Oh, boy.
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Ching, ching.
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Score one for Doe Jackson.
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No. Score one for Angela Bauer.
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Oh, come on, Angela.
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Why do you want to even be in business
with this guy? Don't you see what kind
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mercenary he is? What am I, a lone voice
in the wilderness?
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Hello?
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Hello? Is anybody out there?
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Let me ask you something.
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Is it possible that you are just a tad,
just a teeny tiny trifle bit envious?
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Envious? Me? Of what? Why, because the
guy's young and talented and adored by
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millions?
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Well, I should be envious.
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But I'm not, Angela. I don't begrudge
the guy his fame and fortune. Then what
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it? It's his attitude, Angela. His
attitude. It's his worship of the
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buck. I mean, his fealty at the feet of
the god of mammon.
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Hallelujah, Elmer Gantry dipped my head
in a river.
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Don't give me any ideas.
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Money's important to me, too, and I
don't think that makes me a terrible
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Of course not, Angela. But to Charlie,
money's the only important thing. And
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listen, he's not the kind of guy you
want as a role model for your kids.
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Tony, that is the way the game is
played. It's like I said to you
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It's the way of the world.
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Well, I don't think it has to be that
way.
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Well, until it changes, I am a part of
it. Now, if you will excuse me, I have
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go to work and earn some money.
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Earn some money.
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Hey, mister, you gonna be done soon?
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I'll be done when I'm done.
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Oh, yeah,
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I'm sorry, kid, sure.
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Why don't you come in and finish my
time, okay?
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Thanks.
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I know you. You're Charlie Grant's
friend. Friend? Let me tell you
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about our friend, Charlie Grant.
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If you ever see him on TV and he's
selling sneakers or mutual funds or
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pops, you run the other way.
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Uh -huh.
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No, no, kid.
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The world is changing, you know. It's
lost its moral compass.
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You know what I mean?
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Uh -huh.
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I don't know. People don't have any
values anymore. They don't have ethics
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anymore. Wow.
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Hey, kid, come here. Sit down a second,
will you?
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You get an allowance, right?
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All right, so listen to this.
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Let's say your mother gives you your
allowance for the week, and your father
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doesn't know that, okay? And so he gives
you an allowance, too. So now you have
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two allowances, right?
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Do you give one back?
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Uh... Come on, come on now, kid. You're
an honest kid. You'd give it back,
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wouldn't you?
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Oh, well... Wait a minute, wait a
minute. Let me try something else on
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okay? Okay, hey, you're on your bike.
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I don't have a bike.
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Could you give me a break here, kid?
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All right.
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Okay. Let me try something else. Here it
is.
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You're in a lifeboat.
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Mother!
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Daughter!
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Look, if you want to make a pigsty, why
don't you do it in your own place?
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Are you kidding me? I live there.
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Who is it?
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Charlie! Oh!
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Charlie! Come on in. What a pleasant
surprise. What are you doing here? I
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stopped by to pick up my jacket. I
called and left a message.
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Angela, Charlie called. He's coming
over.
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He's going to get his jacket. I'll get
it.
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Thanks. Hey.
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Hey.
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Hey, hey.
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You know, Charlie,
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I'm a little embarrassed to ask this.
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Three million.
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No, I... It's about the All -Star game.
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Could you find out what Connie Chung is
wearing?
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Charlie, I'm really glad you stopped by.
I've got a fresh new idea for the
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campaign. Oh, Angela, didn't my business
manager call you?
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I closed the deal with KPC Athletic
Shoes this morning. I'm sorry.
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You what?
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Well, yeah, they came up with the best
offer, and they threw in a Porsche.
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Now how could I turn that down?
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But we shook hands on the deal. You gave
me your word. Come on, Angela. You know
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how it is.
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Look, maybe we can work together on
another project, okay?
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See you.
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I'm sorry, dear.
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You didn't deserve this.
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Well, I guess I'll have to take back the
dress I bought for the All -Star game.
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Great. Now Connie will be queen.
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All right, Kevin.
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So here's the question.
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Do you donate the kidney?
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Can you go over the part about the
dialysis machine again?
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Look, Kevin, here's the thing.
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As you grow up, You're going to have to
make a lot of choices, and I just hope
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and I pray that you're going to make the
right ones.
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Okay.
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Can I go home now?
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Here's your hat.
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Okay.
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Can you play again tomorrow?
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Maybe, if I don't have too much
homework.
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See you.
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See you.
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Hey, Angela, what are you, turning into
a batting cage groupie or what?
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No, I just had a piece of information
that I thought you would find
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I just spoke with Charlie.
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Oh, yeah? Well, how is Mickey Moolah?
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I got a million of those.
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He broke his deal with me. He signed
with another company.
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Oh, well, what did they do, offer him
more money?
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That and a Porsche.
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Well, I guess that does outdo your
complimentary sneakers.
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Yeah.
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I gotta tell you, you know, these air
pillows with that little pump thing? Oh,
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they're terrific.
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Sorry you lost the account.
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Hey, live by the sword, die by the
sword.
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Boy, you sure had Charlie's number.
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Yeah, three million.
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Wow.
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Gosh.
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Whatever happened to the day when a
person's word meant something?
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I don't know, Angela. People are
changing, you know?
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It's really weird.
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I mean, hey.
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When did it all go wrong?
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Was it disco?
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No, I don't think it was that.
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It had to be a factor, Angela. It had to
be.
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Where are we headed?
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I mean, are people just going to get
worse and worse and more selfish and
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venal? You know what worries me, Angela,
is the next generation.
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The kids.
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It scares me to think that they're all
going to grow up with dollar signs in
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their eyes. They're only emotional
connection to materialism and
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consumption.
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Well put.
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I've been working on it all day.
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Excuse me?
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Hey, lady, is this yours?
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It's my wallet.
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It must have fallen out of my purse. Oh,
right, Kevin.
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Wait a minute.
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How much did you have in there? About
$60. $20, $40, $67.
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All right, give it, buddy.
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Everything's going to be all right, huh?
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And you were worried.
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Take me out to the ball game.
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Hi. Hi, Angela. Oh,
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what a day I had, Angela. I was ripping
the ball.
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And you know what else? I made a new
little friend, Tommy.
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There's only one problem with the guy.
All he wants to do is talk baseball,
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baseball. He's got baseball coming out
of his veins. It's incredible.
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Hi,
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Tommy. Tony, can I have my bad back,
please?
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Yes, sir.
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Thanks. Dodger fan.
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