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There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and take the way.
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An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.
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There were times I lost a dream or two.
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I found the trail and at the end was
you.
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There's a path you take and a path not
taken.
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So it's up to you, my friend.
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Not so long, but you might awaken to a
brand new life, a brand new life, a
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new life of mine.
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If I knew that, I wouldn't be sitting
here watching The Love Connection.
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You know where we're going for winter
break?
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Fort Lauderdale, where 10 ,000 kids meet
on 5 ,000 beach blankets.
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Oh, boy, I wish I were the guy with the
Clarice Hill concession.
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Oh, hello, ladies. Bye.
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Buddy, Samantha, my sweetheart.
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And Mona, sweet Mona.
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Oh, what a day this has been. I just
feel terrific.
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So, uh, now would be a good time to ask
you for something, right?
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You bet.
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Dad, can I go to Fort Lauderdale for
winter break?
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Mmm, yes.
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Yes? Yes, yes, yes, yes. In fact, I was
at the Parents Association meeting last
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night, and they asked me to chaperone
the class trip.
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No, no, no, no. Oh, Sam, Sam, I know
what you're thinking. I know what you're
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thinking. Papa, cramp your style, Miss
Ellie. But no, Sam, not this time.
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I discussed it with Angela last night,
and I promise I will not embarrass you.
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You won't even know I'm there, okay?
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Hey, where the boys are, Papa's sure to
be.
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Dad! Sam, Sam, I'm just joshing with
you.
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Kids today, no whimsy.
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Oh, I should just stay home.
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Oh, no.
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You are going to go, and you're going to
take Angela with you.
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Oh, that'll make it better.
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Don't you see? It's a perfect plan.
She'll keep Tony occupied, and I'll get
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chance to hunt down the keys to her safe
deposit box.
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Oh, hey.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry. No,
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no. Let's go this way.
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Excuse me. Tony, wait. We'll get that
space over there. It was fine.
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Angela, I want a spot where all the kids
can sit together.
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Come on. Why don't we go over there?
We'll just ask this woman to move a
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to the left. Oh, sure. No problem. No
problem here.
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Well, Angela.
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I can't ask you to move now.
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Oh, why not?
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Fine. We can squeeze in here.
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Oh, I'm in heaven.
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We've got the beach. We've got the sun.
We've got 10 ,000 guys.
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Attention. Attention.
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Fairfield High. Oh,
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God. He's amplified.
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Orientation meeting right now. Dead east
of the topless woman.
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We're going to keep him under control.
I'm sorry. He slipped the bullhorn past
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me. I'm counting on you to distract him.
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Okay.
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Okay, gang, come on in here, kids.
Gather around, gather around.
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Now, we're all down here on vacation,
and I know you're here to have fun, and
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that's okay with me.
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Cool with me, too.
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Anyway, since you're down here to have
fun... This place is going to swing
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bigger than a fine young cannibal's
concert.
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You know, she drives me crazy.
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I can relate.
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Anyway, if you act responsibly and use a
little common sense, you can do
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anything you like.
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Except for the 13 things that I've
written down on these flyers. Please
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them out.
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Now, remember, don't do anything I would
do.
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Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
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Do I detect a little attitude here?
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Dad, it's just that all these kids are
here to get away from school and their
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parents, and all I'm getting away from
is school.
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Okay, okay, I get that. I see it, I see
it. I'll tell you what.
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Don't think of me as your dad.
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Think of me as your chaperone, okay?
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I won't be any more protective of you
than I am of the other kids.
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Hey, Sam.
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Look who talked to me.
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This is Tim and Gene.
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I don't like them.
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But what do I know?
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Hi, I'm Sam.
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And this is my chaperone, Tony.
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How's it going, guys? How you doing? Tim
and Gene are waiters at the hotel.
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Come on, Sam. We'll show you where the
locals hang out. Really? Where's that?
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Where there aren't any chaperones.
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Great. See you later, Tony.
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friends already yeah yeah yeah sure sure
how nice remember sam 10 o 'clock 4 to
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9 30 is better all right all right i
know i should trust her judgment all
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sam i trust your judgment disregard
previous message sam sam do you hear me
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it's all right she heard me
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Tony, the girls are going to be fine.
Can we just enjoy the day? You know,
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you're right, Angela. Hey,
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hey, slick me down, mama.
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SPF 20. Hard to believe, but I'm sun
sensitive.
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Here you go.
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Hey,
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did I just feel a drop or are you
drooling?
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Let's put it this way, Tony. There isn't
a cloud in the sky.
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Oh, Angela.
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Angela, I just did my hair.
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Can I help you?
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So where are you taking Chelsea tonight?
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Oh, I've got it all planned.
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First, we're going to Captain Andy's for
the all -you -can -eat shrimp special.
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Then we're going to see a fish called
Wanda. And then we're going to top the
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night off with some dancing at the
shark's den.
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Get it? It's a theme night.
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Fish?
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No, fun.
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I want Chelsea to know how much I like
her.
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Well, honey, don't try so hard, huh?
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Just be yourself.
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She'll like you.
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Thanks, Grandma.
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Can I borrow some money?
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Of course, honey.
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I keep it in your mother's jewelry
drawer.
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And the key is underneath her dresser.
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And while you're there, get some for me,
too.
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Hello.
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Oh, ahoy, Chelsea.
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Wait,
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you can't make it.
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Well, don't you want to tell him
yourself?
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Oh. Man overboard.
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Great winter break.
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I wish we had some guys to hang out
with.
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Range Rover.
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Oh, hello.
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Room service.
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We didn't order anything.
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But I can always eat.
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No, no, this is on the house.
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We wanted you to feel at home.
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Yeah, just think of us as the welcome
committee.
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Well...
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Maybe we should leave that open.
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It's number six on the chaperone's list.
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Come on, who cares about the chaperone?
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Well, he's also my dad.
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So?
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I've made a few dads mad in my time.
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I just feel so sorry for the kids. It's
supposed to rain all weekend.
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Don't feel too sorry, Angela, because a
good chaperone always comes prepared.
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With rainy day fun. Check this out here.
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Knock hockey.
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Charades. Making origami animals.
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I'm getting excited already. Let's go
get the kids.
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Tony, no, no. No, no. I mean, why don't
we just sit here and watch the rain?
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All right. Watch the rain?
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Okay,
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that's enough rain. Let's go get the
kids. I mean, look at it.
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Okay. All right. Okay.
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Looking at the rain.
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Isn't it cozy?
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You coming down with a cold, Angela?
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No.
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It's just that I always find the rain
romantic.
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Angela, what are you doing here?
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She's coming on to you, dummy.
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No. No, I wasn't coming on to you. I was
just trying to distract you.
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Well, take it easy on that stuff, will
you?
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Sorry, I just don't know my own
strength.
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Angela? Yes, Tony?
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Gin rummy, two cents a point? You got
it. Okay, yeah, let's see.
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Could I get a deck of cards?
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So Jean forgot my suit.
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We wind up at this fancy restaurant
wearing jams and thongs.
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Don't that be dull?
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You guys are so lucky you get to party
all year round.
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No. You know what's really lucky?
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Meeting two girls like you.
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Come on, you guys meet girls all the
time.
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Oh, but you two are special.
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Yeah, real special.
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Really? I mean, you're not like the
girls down here.
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You're classy.
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Yeah, real classy.
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My mother was an equestrian.
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I have a great idea.
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Nah, better not.
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What? What?
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What?
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Well, I was just thinking of inviting
you two down to see our apartment.
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You know, see how the locals live. Well,
hold on, Tim. I mean, maybe we
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shouldn't do that. I mean, we don't want
to give the girls the wrong idea.
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Well, I don't have the wrong idea.
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Perfect, let's go.
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Yeah, let's go.
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Hey, we are not going anywhere.
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Why not?
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Because, Bonnie, these guys are total
sleazes. They're not.
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Are you?
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Bonnie, don't ask them.
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Gene, would you take Bonnie and heat up
the jacuzzi, please? My pleasure.
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That's it.
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That's it.
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Come on, Bonnie. Those guys hit on every
tourist that come down here.
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They won't even remember our names.
Tomorrow.
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You mind if I make my own decisions?
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Don't run my life.
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I'm not running your life. Yes, you are.
You're always telling me what to do.
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Bonnie, I saved you. Yeah, from having a
good time.
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Bonnie, you were in over your head. Hey,
I don't need a lifeguard.
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Or a mother.
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And I don't want you as my roommate
either.
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an equestrian.
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Oh, oh look, there's Sam.
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Sam, she looks like she needs me. I'm
going to pass on the game.
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Chicken.
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Yo,
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Mrs. Rabinowitz, how about a little game
of chance?
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Sam, Sam, what's going on? Everything
okay?
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Sure.
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Oh, come on, come on, honey. What's the
matter? What's the matter?
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Well, alright.
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It has to do with boys and sex.
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Okay.
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All right, look.
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I knew this was going to happen someday,
and I'm prepared. I'm ready for it. Go
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ahead. No, no.
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It's not my boy, and it's not my sex.
Thank you, guys.
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It's Bonnie.
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What? But don't worry, Dad. I threw the
guys out of the room.
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Thank you again.
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And then Bonnie threw me out of the room
because I threw the guys out of the
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room. I'm starting to get this, and I
like it.
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Bonnie said that I was running her life
and sticking my nose into her business.
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Well, you know what this means, don't
you?
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It means that you are just like me.
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No, I am not.
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Oh, yes, you are.
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No, Dad, I just felt that Bonnie
needed... Your guidance.
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Right, exactly, and that she... was
gonna get herself in trouble if you
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intervene right and look i may come on a
little strong but you only did it
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because you love her exactly it's a done
deal sam
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you are a carbon copy of your old man i
am not oh i wish i had a mirror right
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now look dad i may have dark hair i may
have brown eyes and i may be italian but
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i am not like you oh hey hey easy to see
him you know There are a lot worse
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people you could be like.
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Try Nikolai Ceausescu.
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I am not Bonnie's mother.
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If she wants to hang around with jerks,
then that's her decision.
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You know, there's a lot of guys that
would like to be like me, Sam. A lot of
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guys. Take Ernie, our waterman.
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He says I'm a hip dude.
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The man has me on a pedestal.
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Yeah, so anyway, we had a couple of
babes lined up, but Tim turned out to be
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stiff. Oh, but a friend, though. She was
a real pushover.
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All right. Hey, you know something?
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Tim's up in her room right now.
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Yeah? Listen, at least one of us is
going to get lucky, huh? Right.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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What's wrong, Grandma?
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Great news, pal.
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What? What? Are you ready for this? Your
date canceled.
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Oh.
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Like me.
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Okay, Jonathan.
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So you got dumped. Don't sugarcoat it,
Grandma.
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Don't you see? This is a wonderful
opportunity for you.
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This is your chance to call up the
prettiest girl in school and ask her
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Well, that's Tiffany Simmons, but she's
probably out on a date.
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The prettiest girls are always home. You
want to know why?
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Because guys think that somebody else
already asked them out, so they don't
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call.
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So call her.
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You know the number? I memorized all the
girls' numbers just in case one day I
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became popular.
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Hi, Tiffany. It's Jonathan Bauer.
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Oh, I understand.
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Okay, okay.
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There's your warm -up call.
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Now, you get back on the phone and you
call the second prettiest girl. And if
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she turns you down, you try the third
and the fourth till you find that lucky
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girl.
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Okay, but this could take a while.
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I have all weekend.
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Okay, sleazeball, out of here.
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Dad, what are you doing here?
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I'm doing my chaperone thing.
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He burst in here when he heard I was
with Tim.
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How did you know?
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Oh, Sam, Sam, Sam.
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A good chaperone always has an intricate
network of well -placed sources. That's
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all I can say.
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So, uh, where is Tim?
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Bonnie threw him out of here before I
even got here, huh?
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Good girl, Bonnie.
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Yeah, so, uh, what are you doing here?
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Oh, I came to get my toothbrush.
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Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.
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Well, my work is done here.
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Chaperone man is needed elsewhere.
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You didn't come here for your
toothbrush.
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You're right. I came to get my
nightgown. And I'm going to get my
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too.
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So, uh, why'd you kick Tim out?
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Well...
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Because he called me special, unique,
and Carlotta.
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Carlotta.
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You know, since all your stuff was
already here and it's so late, why don't
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just stay?
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That would probably be easier.
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Hey, Bonnie, you want to go to the
coffee shop and get something to eat?
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this arguing is me being hungry.
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Sure, just don't let me order anything
chocolate. I don't want to break out.
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I'll watch you like a hawk.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Are you done?
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Hey, you know what? All this arguing has
made me hungry.
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Want to go down to the coffee shop and
pig out?
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Wow! That's what Sam just said.
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You two are so much alike.
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Dad.
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I know, I know, I know. God forbid you
should be like your father.
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No.
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Actually, it's not so bad.
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I'm sorry I gave you such a hard time
before.
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It's okay, honey.
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But, you know, I knew you were going to
say that because, you know, first you
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blow up, then you feel bad, then you
apologize, just like me.
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00:19:48,130 --> 00:19:51,650
Dad, dad. See, see, now you're getting
defensive, just like I get defensive.
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00:19:52,390 --> 00:19:55,630
No, I'm not. I just want to explain to
you. See, now you're rationalizing your
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defense.
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I'm just going to shut up.
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Now that's...
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you wouldn't have done.
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00:20:06,040 --> 00:20:07,220
Well, that's not true, Samantha.
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00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:09,880
That's not true. I don't always have to
talk. I don't always have to have the
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last word. I can shut up. Are you
kidding me? If there's one thing I like,
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silence. My favorite song is the sound
of silence.
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Hello, darkness, my old friend.
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Hello?
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This is Jonathan Bauer.
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Want to go out with me?
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You do?
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Hey, great.
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I'll see you in a half an hour.
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What is it?
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After 37 calls, I finally got a date.
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Okay, slugger. Who's the lucky girl?
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It's... Hi,
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this is Jonathan Bauer. Do we have a
date tonight?
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Oh.
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Hi, this is Jonathan Bauer. Do we have a
date tonight?
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00:21:06,719 --> 00:21:09,380
Hi, this is Jonathan Bauer. Do we have a
date tonight?
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Oh.
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00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,700
Hi, this is Jonathan Bauer. Do we have a
date tonight?
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Oh, yeah.
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