All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s06e13_sam_accelerates

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and take the

An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not
taken.

Choice is up to you, my friend.

Not so long, but you're not awake to a
brand new life.

Brand new life. A brand new life.

Okay,

okay. Which one is screaming, I'm
looking for a good time?

Angela. The last time one of your
dresses had a good time was when it

against Tony's suit at the cleaners.

Wear the red one. It's sexier.

I'll wear the blue. I don't want to give
Duane any ideas.

Duane? Duane Mandello?

That client who looks like a middle
-aged Howdy Doody?

I'm sorry for him. He's so awkward with
women. Oh, do you know what happened at

the last sales meeting we went to? Let
me guess.

Buffalo Bob said, come back here with
that dummy.

No, he got this strange sort of sneer on
his lips, and he tried to kiss me.

Forget the dress. Wear garlic.

You guys are not going to believe this.

Today, my guidance counselor said that
my PSATs are so good that I qualify for

the ASP.

That's wonderful.

Oh, you must have had terrific NMSQTs.
And a great GPA.

This is giving me PMS.

Would you please talk in words?

My grades and my test scores are high
enough to qualify for the Accelerated

Scholastic Program. That is so terrific.
Do you know only the best and brightest

students are asked to join? I was in it.

Do you want to hear the best part?

I get to graduate from high school a
year early.

Uh -oh.

You know how your father feels about you
growing up too fast. Or at all.

You're never going to believe what
happened to me today. I'm in the men's

at school, right? When all of a sudden
six giant guys come bursting in. They're

all wearing dark shades and carrying
walkie -talkies, right? And then... And

then he came in. As big as life.

Standing as close as I am to you.

Who? The heavyweight champion of the
world.

You met Iron Mike Tyson?

Oh, met him, Mona, met him. Are you
kidding? We stood shoulder to shoulder.

You know what? He may very well be a
lefty.

And then he spoke to me.

Well, what did he say? He said, wear the
paper towel.

Dad,

I've got great news.

What, honey?

I was accepted into the accelerated
scholastic program at school.

Oh, honey, that is... You know,
sweetheart, every time I think that

me as proud as I possibly can be, you go
out and do something that makes me even

prouder. Oh, sweetheart, I'm so... And I
get to graduate from high school a year

early.

A year?

A year?

You're saying a year?

Yes, Dad, a year.

A year?

A year? Do you know what that means?

It means she's going to graduate a year
early.

Remember when my grades weren't so good
and you gave me this pep talk saying

that if I tried my hardest, I could be
smarter than even the smart kids?

Yeah, yeah. Well, I've done it.

I'm officially smart.

Oh, well, I guess you have, huh?

Hey, not for nothing, you know, apple
trees make apples, you know.

I don't mean to brag, but I did skip the
second grade.

You never told me that. Well, it all
evened out when I spent two years in a

tent, you know.

So it's settled? You're okay with me
graduating from high school a year

Well, it's kind of a, you know, a new
concept, but it's growing on me. It's

growing, it's growing.

It's here.

Okay, sweetheart, I'm with you all the
way, and hey.

I am officially proud of you.

Oh, hiya, guy. You know, I'm never
gonna... French class is driving me

All these words, I'll never learn them
with the... Not to mention the...

And don't forget everybody's favorite...

My mouth just wasn't made for French.

Mine was.

You learned Italian?

Well, that was easy.

When I was a kid, they yelled at me in
Italian.

You want me to yell at you in French?

Antoine! Antoine!

It's not the same.

So, how's the college search going?

We're trying to find one with an
enriched academic environment.

Checking male -female ratio.

Boy, Mr. Metelli, that mind of yours is
razor thin.

No, no, no.

That's sharp, Bonnie. Razor sharp.

Thank you.

Let me see this list here. What do you
got?

Oh, UCLA.

What's wrong with UCLA?

Oh, nothing, nothing. Maybe someday
they'll find out that smog is good for

Dad. Oh, no, no. Hey, it's your list.
Any place you want to go.

Arizona? Sam, aren't we picking any
schools that aren't out west?

Sure, somewhere in Europe.

What? That's nothing. One of them is in
Switzerland.

I can't afford to send you to
Switzerland for school. I can't even

chocolate.

Don't worry. I'm not going to any school
that won't offer me a scholarship.

Oh, Sam, accelerating I like.
Accelerating 2 ,000 miles away from home

sure about.

See, that's why they call it going away
to college. Because you actually do go

away. So far.

Yeah. I know this is hard for you, but I
promise before I make my final

decision, we'll talk.

Now, you have a major French test
tomorrow, young man. I'll be up in a

bit to help you conjugate some verbs.

Oh, Sam, you're so smart. You know, no
wonder you're going to college early.

You'll probably graduate before me.

Hey, hey, Sam, just remember them three
little words.

I know. I love you. No, no. University
of Connecticut.

You guys have the neatest relationship.

Yeah, well, we kind of grew up together.

It'll be really weird for him when you
go home and he'll be so lonely.

Maybe at first.

I mean, but he'll be okay.

He'll always have Angela. They'll always
be together.

How do you know that? It's not like
they're married.

It doesn't matter.

They're like two peas in a pod.

You know, that raises an interesting
question.

Are there really only two peas in a pod?

And how come they don't say three peas
in a pod?

Bonnie.

Oh, sure. When I try to get
intellectual, you look down on me.

Thank you, Duane.

No, thank you. It was a wonderful date.
It wasn't a date.

There were 200 people there. It was a
sales meeting.

We went in the same car.

I'll give you that.

Well... Good night, Dwayne. Aren't you
going to ask me in? Well, you know, it's

getting kind of late, and I have a very
big day tomorrow.

What is that enchanting scent?

Van Rolland.

I don't wear perfume. It gives me a
rash.

I'm thinking of doing something rash
myself.

Don't.

Good night, Dwayne.

What is she doing with that guy?

They were kissing.

You've really got to get out more.

What about dad?

Oh, yeah.

Looks like there's another pee in the
pod.

Mr. Lonely, I have nobody

for my own.

Sorry. Hi.

Just a second. Come here.

Hey, look, honey, since I was thinking,
since you got your mind set on going

away to college, not that I want you to,
but since you do, I figure every

Christmas I'll scrape together the money
to fly you home, you know?

Of course, if you were in the tri -state
area, the money I could save on plane

fare could probably buy you a Miata.

But, hey, that's, you know, that's your
decision.

So you mean you, Angela, Mona, and
Jonathan and I will always spend

together? Well, maybe, maybe not. I
mean, you never know what they're going

be doing. They may have plans of their
own.

Yeah, but wouldn't their plans include
you?

Well, maybe, maybe not.

But one thing's for sure.

My plans will always include you.

But don't you think it'll be weird for
us not to spend so much time together?

Sounds like somebody's starting to have
second thoughts about going so far away

for college, huh?

Dad. What's the matter? Swiss U isn't
sounding so hot anymore, huh?

No, Dad, that's not it. Okay, okay.
Anything you say, Miss Accelerator, huh?

Hey, look.

I gotta get to school.

You're nipping at my heels, huh?

By the way, have I told you lately how
proud I am of you?

Yes, but I'm sure that won't stop you
from doing it again. Hey, hey.

I'm taking the cereal.

Oh, morning, Sam. I'll see you tonight.

Angela, can I ask you a question?

Well, can it wait, honey? Actually, I
have a big meeting in the city.

What are your intentions towards my
father?

Let's talk.

It's just... You've known each other for
a while now. Yeah.

And I... I always thought that you guys
would get married.

Yeah. So?

Well, we did talk about it once.
Remember when we were all in Jamaica?

Was that while you and Dad were making
out on the bench?

We weren't making out. We were talking
passionately. No, we were passionately

talking. We weren't passionate. We were
sincere.

How much did you see?

Not much. The people from the tour bus
were blocking our view.

So, what did you guys decide about
marriage?

We decided not to decide for right now.

Do you know when you might decide?

I'd say soon. No, no, I shouldn't say
that.

Probably later.

So the only thing you could say for sure
is... Sooner or later.

Okay, so sooner or later, you're going
to decide whether you may or may not get

married. Exactly.

I'm so glad we cleared that up.

Oh, Sam, honey, I'm sorry for being so
oblique. It's just, you know, your

and I have this very complicated, open
-ended, evolving relationship

that's kind of in flux.

We just don't know where it'll end up.

Understand?

I think I do.

Ooh!

Waiter, water, please.

Waiter, two coffees, please.

I'd like to stop now.

No,

no, I mean I'd really like to stop now.

No, no, tu comprends.

Je voudrais arrêter maintenant.

Tony. Tony.

Hey, look what just came for Mom, from
some guy named Dwayne.

Oh, poor Angela.

Yeah, you know what they say, into each
life a little Dwayne must fall.

That's pretty funny, but the joke
wouldn't work if his name was Larry.

You're right.

Hi there.

Hey, honey. Hey, kiddo, how was school
today?

Real good.

Real, real, real good.

Well, I see that thesaurus I got you's
paying off, huh?

I dropped the accelerated program.

You dropped out of the program? Why? I
mean, I thought you were so excited

going to college early.

Dad, it was too much work. I mean, the
pressure was killing me.

I'm really stressed out. I was having
accelerated nightmares where people were

walking very fast to class and I was in
slow -mo.

Are you naked?

No.

Oh, can't relate.

Well, honey, if the program was too much
pressure, then yeah, by all means, drop

it. You know, it's very admirable and
very adult of you to recognize your

limitations.

Have I told you how proud I am of you?

Not for the past six or seven seconds.

Oh, the poor kid.

This must be really rough on her.

Ah, you love it. You get to keep her one
more year. Yeah, right.

Oh, Dwayne Dwapski falling on my head.

Oh, great news, great news.

We're going to have Sam around here for
an extra year.

What happened?

Oh, well, I guess she got a little
nervous about leaving the nest. And who

blame her, you know, when you've got a
daddy bird like me.

Oh, by the way.

You got some flowers from Dodo Bird.

Dear, how does this happen? I don't give
them any encouragement.

Well, Angela, your very being is
provocation enough, you know. Yeah, but

Hi. Is Tim home yet?

Oh, yes, we are. She's upstairs.

Oh, nice flowers.

Are they from the guy you were kissing
last night?

You were kissing Howdy Doody?

No, how? Cody kissed me.

Oh, oh, really?

Maybe I'll just go upstairs.

Oh, oh, I get it now. Sam saw us
kissing, and that's why she asked if you

were getting married.

What, Sam asked you if we were getting
married? Really?

Well, what did you tell her?

What do you mean, what did I tell her?
What would you have told her?

Well, I would have told her that, uh...

The subject has come up, but that we,
you know, we haven't made up our minds

yet. Huh, that's what I told her. You
told her that? Oh, my God.

I've got to go talk to her now.

And you, mind where you put them lips.

Oh, Bonnie, can I speak to Sam alone,
please?

Oh, sure.

Thanks.

Um, Sam. Mr. Maselli? Yeah.

Don't be sad.

I'm sure Mr. Doody means nothing to her.

She told you what we saw last night,
Dad? I'm sorry you had to find out this

way, but if it's any consolation, I know
you could take him.

Sam, don't worry about that guy.

He's just a client. Angela has no
interest in him.

But what if someday she does meet a guy
she's interested in?

Well, I could probably take him, too.

What if you can't?

Hey, Sam, I mean, look, let me tell you.
If for some reason things didn't work

out between me and Angela, I could find
companionship on my own.

Hey, I got good hair.

I got most of my teeth. That alone in
Sicily would make me a great catch.

So come on, sweetheart. What's really
going on? And wait a minute. Does this

have anything to do with you dropping
out of that program? No, no, no. I

out of the program because... Because
I... Because

of you.

Me?

Why me?

I don't want to go away to college and
leave you here all alone.

Oh, Sam.

I won't be alone.

Scared you'll end up an old man eating
turkey on Thanksgiving in a self -serve

cafeteria.

Sam, you're depressing me.

But, I mean, even if that was going to
happen, Sam, what did you think you'd

accomplish by staying with me another
year?

I just want the extra time to... To
what? To make sure I have somebody?

To make sure I'm taken care of?

Well, how did you plan on doing that,
honey?

I don't know. That's why I need the
extra time.

Sweetheart, look, hey, I raised you to
have a life of your own, and let me tell

you, I love you for worrying about me,
but it's your turn now. It's your time.

So, Sam, you want to go to college next
year?

Yeah. All right, then.

Tomorrow, you go in and you see your
guidance counselor and you get back in

program.

Are you sure you'll be okay?

Hey. Say teet.

Thanks, Dad.

And one more thing, honey.

I've been thinking, and any school that
you want to go to is okay with me. I

mean it. And this time, I really mean
it.

So you're not going to try to tug me
into going to a college near home?

Of course not, Samantha. You know, part
of the college experience is being away

from home. So go.

Go far.

Far away.

Dad, reverse psychology is such an old
trick.

You taught it to me. Sam, I am not using
reverse psychology.

Really? So you do want me to go away to
college.

Oh, this is great.

This is great.

Damn,

she's too smart.

Hi, how's school? Oh, it is great. You
know, I can't believe how popular I am.

I'm Mr. Popular. Everybody wants me to
keep doing my Mike Tyson imitation.

Hey, I'll do it for you. Let me get
this. I'll do it for you.

I hear some little guy around here
making fun of me.