All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s06e09_sex_lies_and_exercis

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

And found a trail.

And at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not
taken.

Choice is up to you, my friend.

Not so long, but you might awaken to a
brand new life.

Brand new life. A brand new life built
round the bend.

Hi there. Hi, guys.

Mrs.

O'Toole's maid told me that... Trita
Wilson did not lose all that weight on

own. No, sir, it was liposuction.

Oh,

liposuction, what's that?

Oh, that's where they take a vacuum
cleaner, they stick it right into your

unsightly blubber, and then they suck it
out.

Hang on to

your BBDs, boys.

Here comes a little merry sunshine.

Sunshine?

Life stinks. What a crummy day.

Sounds like Mary stepped in a cow patty.

Stan showed me the wrong proofs. Neil in
accounting told me he lost the W -2s

and Jeff looked better today than I did.

If one more thing goes wrong, I am going
to lose it.

Ernie? Did you bring me the new water
stand I asked for last week? Oh, no.

Don't say oh, no, Ernie. You've got to
have one in the truck. God, I hope so,

Mom. If not, I'm calling another water
company.

Angela, hey, hey.

Lighten up here. It's not like you to be
so tense.

I know a surefire release, but she's
probably too uptight to enjoy it.

You know, Angela, not for nothing, but
you have been stressed out this last

couple of weeks. You know what you need?
You need to get your body moving, you

know? To get your blood pumping so that
sweat pours out of your skin.

That's what I'm talking about.

I mean, a health club.

Health clubs? Oh, I don't know.

Do you know what they remind me of? High
school gym.

All those girls checking each other out,
wondering whose stuffed tissue where.

When she got a cold, she was always well
-stocked.

I'm sorry I don't have that water stand.
Please, don't yell at me. Don't worry,

Ernie. I'll protect you.

For what it's worth, I got a tip on a
good health club.

I couldn't help but overhear.

Some of the ladies on my route go there.

It's called Women Just Women.

Hey, look at that. You qualify.

So, Angela, you have any questions about
Women Just Women?

Uh, just one, Vicki.

How come there aren't women, just women
here?

Oh, that. Well, we had a man take us to
court for not letting guys in.

And he won.

I see.

So now it's women and men, just women
and men.

Yeah, but that's where we draw the line.

Come on.

Let's get you on a bike.

Okay. Now, level 10 is the most
difficult.

You in pretty good shape?

Well, yeah, if I do say so myself.

I eat the right food.

I take the stairs at work.

Let's try ten.

Okay.

Let's try one. Okay.

Go to it, girl.

I hate this thing.

Does my tush look any better?

Better than what?

Oh, Debbie, you're gorgeous. You have a
beautiful tush.

I hate you.

Come to think of it, I hate you too. I
hate you too.

I don't hate you.

I don't know you.

I'm Angela.

a party.

Me?

No, the other Angela.

Oh.

Hi, I'm Carol. Hi. This is Bev and
Patty. Hi.

Oh, how did you enjoy your workout? Oh,
it was great.

Liar.

The bike is very invigorating and the
weight machines were murder, torture,

death. I hated the bike too.

I'll see you ladies tomorrow.

Oh, Angela, meet my baby brother, Chuck.
Oh, hi. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw you

earlier. You were over there on the
rowing machine.

What was that that you were singing?

Row, row, row your boat.

Made the time go faster.

I've got to run.

Nice meeting you. You too.

I think he likes you.

Oh, if I wasn't married, I would be on
Chuck so bad.

What about you, Angela?

Married? Divorced.

Playing the field?

Well, it's more like I'm watching from
the dugout.

Boy, we got a live one here, girl. You
know what they say.

The ones who brag about it the least are
getting the most action.

She's right over there. Oh, thank you. I
see you. Thank you very much.

It's Vicki.

And the pleasure was mine.

Now I'm working up a sweat.

Hello. I'll be brief. You forgot your
case. Oh, thank God. I would have gotten

all the way to Manhattan without
realizing.

Oh, Tony, these are the girls. Hi,
ladies.

Hi. Hey, so we're still on for that
movie tonight?

You bet. Okay. Hey, meet me in the
balcony and bring your flashlight

gets dark up there.

Oh, Tony, thanks.

Too bad he's not a live -in.

There was some heavy -duty chemistry
going on there. Oh, I deny it. You've

yourself a gorgeous guy.

Well, let's just say the truth is... The
truth is...

You guys are very perceptive. Ow.

On the water stand, just like Mrs.
Bowery.

Terrific, Ernie. Thanks a lot. I
appreciate it. So, hey, tell me, what's

happening on the gossip circuit?

What's happening?

Oh, boy.

Nothing.

What do you mean, nothing? I mean, you
chuckled, you smirked, you hoo -boyed.

Come on, it don't sound like nothing.
Sit down here.

Okay, well, I'll give you a hint.

It's about a certain Mrs. B.

Mrs. B. On Oak Drive.

B -O.

Gladys Bennington's got B -O? I can't
believe it.

She looks so clean.

I'm talking about Mrs. Bauer.

Angela? What about her?

Never mind. Never mind. You don't need a
horse to water it, then not let him

drink. You, a water man, should know
that.

Angela told Carol at the health club
that she's having an affair with someone

she works with.

Get out of here. No way.

Impossible. Who's the guy?

I was in a rush. That's all I heard.

Oh, you eavesdropped on half a
conversation? You're a disgrace to your

Angela?

Tony?

Stan? Or Neil?

With whom are you having an affair?

An affair?

Where did you get that idea from?

Well, I have my sources, but they must
remain sacred.

In that case, we're done talking.

It was Ernie. I'm having an affair with
Ernie?

No, not with Ernie, but he said that you
confided in some woman at that health

club. I don't know, a Carol something?

Oh, boy.

All right, Angela, look, come on.

Tell me who it is. I gotta know.

Who are you having an affair with?

You.

Gee.

Guys, it's always the last to know.

Angela, not for nothing. I know I've
been a little busy lately, but...

You know, for me to forget I'm having an
affair, it's so unlike me, you know?

Sorry, Tony. It was a stupid rumor
started by a childish, unthinking

Mona? No.

Me.

Why would you tell people we're having
an affair?

I didn't tell them. I just let the girls
kind of think it.

Oh, Angela.

Tony, we were just all talking about
men, and you're the closest thing to a

I've got.

Gee, thanks.

And then you stopped by and they all
thought you were so cute. Well, that is

excuse. Really?

Well,

that's still no excuse, Angela. I can't
believe you did that. I mean, it's so,

it's immature.

I know, I know.

It was just my first day at the health
club and I was feeling very

uncomfortable, especially when I stood
at the juice bar looking for a place to

sit.

I was suddenly back in high school.

I was gawky little Angela Robinson.

The fool girl.

Laughing. Joking.

Oh, how I wish they'd ask me to join
them.

Please, God, just once.

But it never happened.

always ate alone.

Three puddings?

I was trying to cut down.

Don't you see, Tony? This time I was
accepted and it felt good.

Come on, Angela.

I'm really sorry that your high school
years were so traumatic, but you're not

16 anymore. You don't have to give in to
these insecurities.

Angela, I'm a little surprised at you. I
know, I know, I know. Toni, could we

just forget that this ever happened?

No, it's not that easy, Angela. The
rumor's already out there. You've got to

them women straight. Think of the
scandal.

Hey, hey, think about this. Think about
this. What if this rumor got back to the

kids? What rumor?

You see? You see how fast it spreads?

How what spreads?

It'll be in Sri Lanka before you know
it.

What will?

you and the happy homemaker making out?

Oh, probably as often as they can.

Well, to tell you the truth, we're not
seeing each other. Oh.

Nothing bad happens.

We're just not a couple. That's all.

Good attitude, sister.

You got your fill of Tony's jollies and
you're back out on the market.

What I'm trying to say is that Tony and
I don't have anything going.

In fact, I haven't had anything going
with anyone in ages.

But your skin looks so good.

Look, let me just say that Tony and I,
there's nothing going on between us.

So, you're saying that you're a free
woman?

Absolutely. Which means you could go out
with somebody like, say, Carol's

brother Chuck?

Oh, sure.

Good. Good, because he asked about going
out with you Saturday night. I'll set

it up.

Hey, Chuck!

I met someone like Chuck. Oh, then it's
perfect.

Chuck's more like himself than anybody
else I've ever known.

You know what I'm saying? I can't. Oh,
sure you can.

What are you going to lose? Come on,
have some fun. What's stopping you?

Oh, maybe there is something going on
between you and Tony.

I...

Chuck.

Oh, uh, hi, Angela.

So, uh, how'd it go with the girls at
the health club? Fine, great.

I let them know there was absolutely
nothing going on between us.

Ah, way to go, Angela. That's terrific.

So, you want to go out Saturday night?

Vandermine gave me a couple of tickets
to the Philharmonic, and they're doing

Beethoven's Fifth, so I thought I'd take
you along.

Take you along.

Take you along. Take you along. Take you
along.

That sounds very nice, but I can't go.

I have a date.

A date?

It's really no big deal. It's just
somebody I met at the club. I really

even know him. I think his name is
Chuck.

What is Chuck?

Like? Well, he seems very nice.

Maybe a bit of a dumb jock. Very little
personality.

Good looking?

I barely remember what he looks like.

Great, great. Let me get this straight.
You hardly know him. You can't remember

what he looks like. He's dumb.

And he has no personality at all. Sounds
like a love connection to me.

I'm really sorry.

I wish I could cancel the state and go
to the concert with you. No, no, no, no,

no, please. No, no, no. I want to go to
the concert alone.

I want to go alone.

You know, Beethoven was a loner.

I'll probably understand the music
better, you know.

Now, if you don't mind, if you'll excuse
me, I'm going to go back to cleaning.

Alone.

Chuck,

Chuck, Chuck, Chuck.

Is something wrong?

Kind of.

Tony asked me out for the same night as
Chuck, and I'm confused.

Confused? Two men asking a woman out is
cause to celebrate.

For you, it's cause to issue a
commemorative stamp.

Tony's feelings.

I would just break your date and go out
with Dad.

Or go out with both.

You may explode, but life's a risk.

Oh, I can't cancel.

I just could never face those girls
again.

What girls? The girls who let me sit
with them at the juice bar.

They pressured me into the date, and I
can't tell Tony that because he already

yelled at me once for acting like an
adolescent.

I just keep letting those girls
intimidate me, just like the...

group did in high school this is serious
she's having one of her geek flashbacks

look angela i've hung out

with the cool kids and i've got to say
that they don't see nerds as nerdy as

nerds see themselves so you shouldn't
let those girls intimidate you we nerds

are puppets to you you

But did you ask me to have lunch with
you? One?

Just one?

Is it me or is this a weird
conversation?

Look, if you would have sat next to me
during lunch, I would not run away. I'd

sit and talk to you.

Really?

Angela, cool kids have feelings too.

It's not me.

It's weird.

If only I'd known.

Guess I should have been more assertive
back then.

Sounds like you should be more assertive
right now.

Kind of makes a geek stop and think.

Hello, Angela.

You look very nice.

Thank you. So do you.

Oh, this old thing?

What time is what's -his -name picking
you up, Chuck?

He's not.

I didn't really want to go on the date,
but the girls at the club kind of

pressured me into it.

Oh, I see.

So, I canceled, and I don't care what
they think.

Oh, terrific, Gershon. That's terrific.

So, now it's just the three of us, you,
me, and Ludwig.

Well, not exactly.

Not Ludwig?

Not you.

I, uh, I have a date.

Excuse me? Well, I really didn't want a
date, but when I found out you had one,

I had to have one, too.

Gee, now I feel like I'm back in high
school.

Do you believe us?

We both allowed our adolescent emotions
to run our lives. Yeah, well, what a

couple of boneheads.

Well, I'm sorry I acted like a kid.

I'm sorry I acted like a kid. Hey, I'll
tell you what.

We'll think of today as the first day of
the rest of our adulthood.

Oh, right, all right. That'll be great.
So maybe you could cancel your date and

then we could put all this behind us.
Okay, yeah, yeah. You know what? I feel

better already.

Okay.

I'm so happy.

Adulthood.

Hi.

Oh, that's one more day.

You roll behind me tomorrow, okay?

Oh, baby.

For what grade I was in, there was
always this one special

guy.

My dream boat.

Good gosh, a Rooney. They're out of
pudding.

Here, you can have one of mine.

You know what? I think you're keen.