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There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the
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An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life all down the bend.
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There were times I lost a dream or two.
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I found a trail and at the end was you.
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There's a path you take and a path not
taken.
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choice is up to you my friend not so
long but you might awaken to a brand new
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life brand new life
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Hello?
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Hey.
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What's up?
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Uh, nothing much, nothing much. Had to
pay a buck nine for lettuce.
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Can you believe the... Sam!
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Oh, my man Al!
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My man Tony!
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So, these must be friends of yours in
there, right? They go to Al's Beauty
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College. Oh, well, I thought I smelled
mousse.
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So, how's school? How's school?
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Any beauty tips?
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Yeah, your skin needs an exfoliator.
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Really? Really? I thought my night cream
was enough.
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Come on, Al. Tell Dad the news.
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Those guys in there, me?
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We got ourselves a band, and I'm the
singer. No kidding.
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What kind of music?
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Sort of.
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Well,
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that's my favorite.
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That and Vicky Carr.
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You know, I can already see our first
album coming out. Me hitchhiking on a
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lonely highway and the title, American
Loser.
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It's pretty depressing, Al. Yeah.
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Maybe you should just focus on singing
and writing the lyrics for now.
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Hey, I penned one today. What do you
think? Oh, let me see. Let me see.
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Stuck in a steel mill.
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Hate my boss.
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Now my bike don't work.
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Gotta walk home. Gotta walk home.
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That's terrific, Al. Terrific. Read the
chorus. Go ahead.
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There's a chorus.
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Home, home, home.
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It rhymes.
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Just put away the groceries.
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That swordfish was thinking like a
corpse.
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Tony!
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Tony, there are strange people in our
kitchen.
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Oh, no, no, Angela. They're not strange.
They're beauticians.
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But that's by day. By night, they're a
Springsteen -y, hard -kicking, power
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rock group. And the lead singer is none
other than... You remember Al?
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Come on, let's hear your take. Hey,
yeah!
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Don't, it didn't turn out too good. The
garage replay stinks.
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Who cares? Let's rock and roll, Sam.
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A band.
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Good.
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What is that, a train going by?
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Well, actually, it's the automatic
garage door going up.
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Yeah, it's on the same frequency as the
guitar.
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Al, you can't take around that tape.
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It's not professional. Be serious.
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I am serious.
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I even did these flyers up. You mind
posting some of them around your school?
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Sure, I'd love to. Yeah, yeah, give me
some too. I'll put them around my
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My pleasure.
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Wow, this is the warmest family.
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Hey, check these out. You know, I paid
extra for the ornate calligraphy.
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No, Angela, it's Ark Bend.
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Actually, it's Al's band.
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I was closer than you.
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Al, you can't post these. It represents
your band.
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Make it legible.
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Wow. You're a woman of ideas.
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Hey, and put a picture of yourselves on
it. I mean, you've got good hair. Show
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it off.
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How do you come up with these things?
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I don't know. I guess it's just natural
talent.
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Hey, maybe in college I should major in
rock and roll.
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Or neurosurgery.
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Al, I hate to break this to you, but
Reagan, Reagan, Reagan isn't president
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anymore. Oh, I know, but Bush, Bush,
Bush, that doesn't work.
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Okay, guys, that's a wrap. Great
rehearsal. Same time, same place
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Oh, wait a minute. How come you're
giving out the orders?
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Because I'm the manager.
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Oh, you are? When did this happen?
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Hey, we needed someone to help get a
stage, you know, shape our image, to map
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our career growth.
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Hey, Sam, when you go on a world tour,
do you hit every city?
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Sam, can I talk to you, please?
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Sam, you don't have time for this
managing thing, Sam. You've got to study
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and get great grades and get into that
good neurosurgery school.
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Dad, I promise this won't interfere with
my schoolwork.
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Think of it as part of my education.
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A school without walls. You know, Sam, I
like walls, you see, because you can
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hang things on them like diplomas.
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Dad, the guys need me. I mean, you heard
their taste. Yeah, but Sam, you don't
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know what you're getting into here.
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I mean, the world of rock and roll, it's
dank, it's dark. It's smoky. It's
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filled with sinister roadies and
tattooed women. You've seen Cher's
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Look, I know I've never done anything
like this before, but that's what makes
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so exciting.
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Well, Sam, one thing I've learned in
life, excitement is highly overrated.
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Hey, Sam, we got a managerial question
here. Should we roll up our sleeves like
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this or just rip them right off?
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Sorry, Dad. Time is money.
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I think I... I think that ripping is old
news. The answer is Van
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Halen. Oh, so Van Halen is a member of
Van Halen.
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Yes.
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I don't like what's going on now.
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Now Sam is managing Al's band.
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What's wrong with that? Bands need good
help. Even a great heavy metal band like
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Van Heflin.
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I don't know.
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Managing a band sounds... like fun. Come
on, Angela. What does she know about
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managing a band? She don't even look
like a manager.
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Oh, what does a manager look like? Well,
they're these tough little guys, you
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know, with them pencil -thin mustaches,
you know, and pinky rings and open
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shirts with gold chains dangling in
their sweaty chest hairs.
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Wow, you're good at that.
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Now can you tell me what a bronco rider
looks like?
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Don't test me, Angela.
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All I'm saying is I'm not sure she can
even handle this.
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Okay, guys, I'll see you tomorrow.
Billy, you need new strings. Greer, we
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your car. And Dale, don't be late for
practice or I'm going to have to kick
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butt. All right.
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Okay, next time we'll talk about
haircuts.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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We're from the American Beauty College.
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Hair is what we do.
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Artists can be so sensitive.
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Hey, did you hear Sam's new name for the
group? I can see it on the marquee now.
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Al and the Hot Rollers.
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Yeah.
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And then underneath in small letters.
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Also appearing, Michael Jackson.
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She's good.
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Savvy.
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I wonder if Colonel Parker's father had
these problems.
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Who?
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They're this great new group.
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Al and the Hot Rollers.
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Of course you haven't heard of them.
They're new.
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They're fresh. They're hot. They're
cheap.
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Hello?
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Can't get a gig.
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I'm hurting big.
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Al, I'm sorry. I haven't gotten you guys
a gig yet, but it's only been two
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weeks. Oh, sure, Sam. No problem. No
pressure.
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You know, it's not me. I don't care at
all, you know? It's the guys.
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They need 50 ,000 fans screaming, I love
you, Al.
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Hi, guys.
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Have you heard the new Paul McCartney
album?
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I especially like those songs he co
-wrote with Elvis Costello.
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Ooh, Angela, I'm impressed.
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Oh, that's nothing. I know all about
rock, reggae, rockabilly, postmodern,
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fusion. What do you think of hip -hop?
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Mother!
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I'm home, home, home with news, news,
news.
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No, no, no, that's no gold.
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Now, how does this sound? One week from
Friday, Fairfield Junior High School,
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7th grade shindig. Well, you got us a
gig? I got you a gig. My man, Tony. Give
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me five.
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Give me five. Give me five, my man,
Tony.
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Give me five.
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It's all right, Al. It's all right.
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Immortalize somebody else. Somebody.
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How'd you do it? You know, Sam's been
striking out for two weeks. Well, it
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wasn't without cost.
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The next talent show, I promised the
principal I'd do the merengue with her.
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What would we be without this guy? He's
the man, right, Sam?
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Yeah, he's the man.
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Well, let's celebrate. Come on, Dad, you
want to help me with some refreshments?
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I'm always ready to give my little girl
a hand.
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Hey, Al, one small step for Al in the
hot rollers.
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And?
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That's it.
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What a coup, huh?
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Look, I know you're trying to help, and
I know you meant well.
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my turf and stay off.
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The music business is a jungle.
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Sam, what's going on? I thought you'd be
happy I got the band some work.
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Dad, I'm the manager. I get the band
work.
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And besides, this team... bopper gig
just isn't the way to launch their
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Oh, sure it is. Hey, Al's a bopper, the
kid's a teeny, it's perfect.
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It's not perfect, it's the wrong image.
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Well, at least they got a job, you know.
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Dad, how much does this job pay?
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Pay?
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So they're getting paid nothing.
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No, no. Oh, no, there's going to be a
snack bar. I wouldn't call ringdings and
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pudding pops nothing.
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And besides, besides, hey, what price
can you put on exposure?
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Dad, what good is exposure if it gets
them the reputation of being a bubblegum
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group? Dad, we want an older, more
sophisticated audience, like 15, 16.
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Oh, sure, Sam, that's older and more
sophisticated?
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Dad, they're the ones who buy the
records and go to the concerts.
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Oh, so you really have thought about
this, huh?
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It's just that whenever you think I'm in
over my head, you try to take over.
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Oh, I do not, Sam.
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Dad, remember that model I did for my
anatomy project?
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You redid it while I was sleeping.
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Well, it just didn't speak to me, Sam.
It didn't say spleen, you know.
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By the way, by the way, what did we get
on that?
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It's just that you're always helping me,
and I'm always letting you.
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Well, that's what I do. I help my little
girl.
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and let me do something all by myself.
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Okay. Okay.
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Go ahead. Go.
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Go manage.
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Hi, Sam.
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Get a gig?
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Get a gig?
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Get a gig?
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supposed to get a gig when these club
owners keep on calling me honey
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sugar cookie baby doll Sam I have been
there
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no one takes me seriously maybe I'm in
over my head
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this reminds me of my first summer job
the Fairfield boat club
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canoe division 15 girls wanted that job
and I got it It was a proud
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moment for me.
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My daughter, the or girl.
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Anyway, I loved that job. What I didn't
love, however, was Mr.
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Lancaster, the manager.
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He used to call me honey, sweetheart,
baby.
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He didn't think the job could be done by
a pretty blonde girl.
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Don't embellish it, dear.
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Anyway, he started making me so nervous,
I started doubting myself and making
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mistakes.
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One day, I sent boat 17 out, oarless.
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The scandal spread all over town.
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We had to move after that.
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Anyway, I started thinking that Mr.
Lancaster was right, that I couldn't do
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job. And, Mother, do you remember what
you told me?
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No.
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You said that I'd earned the right to
that job and that I was good at it.
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Oh, yeah.
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And I also... said you should never feel
guilty about that elderly couple who
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had to swim back to shore.
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I was a good mother.
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Sam, the point is, stand your ground.
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Stop listening to the Mr.
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Lancasters of the world and you get back
on that phone.
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Get it? Honey? Sweetie? Cookie? Baby?
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I'm just taking that from you.
241
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Isn't this clever? A rock deli.
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Oh, and what a cute saying.
243
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When you knish upon a star.
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So, what do you think of the dark, dank
world of rock and roll now, huh?
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Well, I seem dankier.
246
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But that's not too bad. I mean, you got
a nice little stage and spotlight and
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nice cheesecake.
248
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Looks like processed cheese to me.
249
00:15:45,450 --> 00:15:50,590
Look at Sam managing four hunky guys,
and I work with you.
250
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Hey, hey, hey, Sam, what do you say?
Hold it. Do you have a backstage pass?
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Uh, no, no, but I used to birth the
band's manager.
252
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Okay, you're in. Okay, hey, guys, how
you feeling? Yeah, all right. Hey,
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Sam, I'm really proud of you. You were
right to hold out for a paying gig.
254
00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,280
Yeah, waiting to see my cut of the
action.
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$7 .50.
256
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Ooh, not bad for 120 hours of work, eh?
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Okay, well, Dad, the show's about to
start. All right, honey, good luck, good
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luck. Hey, guys, knock them dead. Come
on.
259
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Okay, guys, guitars all tuned?
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Definitely. Energy up? Yes, you know it.
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Are you ready to rock? Ready to rock.
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We're talking last calls for the
bathroom.
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Excuse us.
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Jonathan. He's here.
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At least he was here.
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Here
comes funny man Jonathan Bauer.
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Oh, no.
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Hey, how you doing, folks? Good.
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Let me ask you something. Cops, donut
shops, what gives?
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Thanks, Mom.
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Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to
someone special.
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My mother, Angela Bauer.
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He raised me by herself. She's a big wig
on Madison Avenue, and she still can't
274
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work the VCR.
275
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:12,030
Come on, you big dummy. Read the
instruction book.
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Give him the hook.
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00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:17,990
I had a date the other night. I don't
know. Was it me? Was it her?
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00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,150
Hey, you're too hip for this place. Come
on.
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Hey,
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kiddo. You band ready?
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You bet.
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00:17:28,190 --> 00:17:29,190
Um, Eddie.
283
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:33,510
Look, I hate to bother you about this
now, but the deal we made was for $75 up
284
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front, and my band's about to go on.
285
00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:37,090
You sure it was $75?
286
00:17:37,970 --> 00:17:42,130
Positive. Well, listen, you have your
boys play, and we'll settle later.
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What do you mean later?
288
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All right, let's rock and roll!
289
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We had a deal. We still do.
290
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Play, then I'll pay.
291
00:17:55,730 --> 00:17:56,730
Hit it, guys!
292
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All right!
293
00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:06,430
Get those boys playing, or you'll never
work in this deli again.
294
00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:08,130
Understand, sweetheart?
295
00:18:10,650 --> 00:18:13,850
Hey, Sam, is he threatening you? Because
nobody threatens my daughter.
296
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Could I speak to him, Sam, please?
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Sam?
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No, no.
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I can handle this guy.
300
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I'm the manager.
301
00:18:24,630 --> 00:18:26,930
Well, as manager, you could hire me as
muscle.
302
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and I come cheap, real cheap. I'll pay
you.
303
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,069
No, Dad.
304
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:35,070
I'm on my own here.
305
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:41,650
Look, what you're doing here isn't
right. You owe us $75.
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Take me to people's court.
307
00:18:45,270 --> 00:18:46,330
Look, I... No, you look.
308
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I don't have time to play with little
girls.
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You got it, sweetheart?
310
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Get this, sweetheart.
311
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You give us our $75, or else... Eddie,
we need a cigarette. Later.
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Or else what?
313
00:19:04,180 --> 00:19:05,260
Or else we walk.
314
00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:09,700
Are you going to tell your customers
that there's no live music tonight? That
315
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the only live entertainment is funny man
Jonathan Bauer?
316
00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:15,100
Jonathan, tell another joke.
317
00:19:15,380 --> 00:19:22,140
But don't get me wrong. I love Los
Angeles. And how about those free...
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he go on? He's got a million of them.
319
00:19:29,290 --> 00:19:30,410
You drive a hard bargain.
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I do, don't I?
321
00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:36,330
Here you go.
322
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Sixty -five bucks.
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Eddie!
324
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I'm just trying.
325
00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:44,270
Of course, the heroin is killing me.
326
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Thank you.
327
00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:49,130
Okay, guys, let's rock and roll.
328
00:19:49,450 --> 00:19:51,050
All right, let's rock and roll!
329
00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:54,170
What?
330
00:19:56,590 --> 00:19:57,610
A little girl?
331
00:19:59,180 --> 00:20:00,180
You got that right.
332
00:20:00,940 --> 00:20:02,440
But she's no little girl.
333
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:08,260
Things have got to change.
334
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,240
We're going to make a fuss.
335
00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:42,190
Andrew, please, don't touch the drums
and don't touch the drumsticks.
336
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:43,510
Okay.
337
00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,230
I'm much better on the trumpet.
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