All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s05e21_working_girls

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found the trail and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not
taken. The choice is up to you.

So on behalf of the Parents Association,
I'd like to thank all of you for

helping to make this work study program
a reality.

To the teachers and parents for donating
their valuable time.

To the students for giving up a week of
school.

But lastly, I'd like to thank the man
who came up with this innovative idea.

A real nice guy and a shining light in
our community.

Me.

Feel free to applaud.

Why don't you help yourself to some
refreshments? By the way, the Bundt cake

made by The Shining Life.

I can't believe I get to spend a week
working on Wall

Street. I'm going to work in a TV
newsroom. I get to work in a mortuary.

Hey, it could have been worse. I could
have been stuck cleaning house with Mr.

Mastelli.

Oh,

no, I missed.

You two are in big trouble. The whole
idea of this program is to teach you

responsibility in today's world. You
can't even be here on time.

Okay, Dad, let me explain, okay? No, no,
no, please.

Let me guess.

You stopped for a sandwich and there was
this really cute guy.

That is not what happened at all.

Yeah, we stopped for gas and there was
this really cute guy.

Well, we're here now, so...

What, are all the good jobs taken? No,
no, no. The two best are still left.

Oh, really? What, the record producer,
the TV news director? The clown?

Hey, I like the shoes.

The two internships that are left are
with the advertising mogul and the

domestic engineer.

Are you sure the clown is taken?

Yes.

Who wants to learn how to balance a
household budget? Who wants to watch a

commercial being shot? Who wants to make
their own hours? The choice is obvious.

I'll take that.

You're kidding.

Great, then I'll get Angela.

What time should I be ready for work,
boss?

7 .30 and dressed for success.

How about me, Dad?

7 .30 and dressed for a mess.

I don't get it. Why didn't you pick
Angela?

Because I've worked in Angela's office
before. And believe me, she could be

intense.

She doesn't seem that bad.

Oh, Bonnie, on second thought, make it
seven sharp. We've got a full day ahead

of us.

I hope you get static clean.

Don't be bitter, Bonnie.

Well, Angela, everything worked out? You
got Bonnie, I got Sam, we both got our

little protégés. Well, yeah, yeah. You
know, Bonnie's great, but I was kind of

hoping Sam would have picked me.

Well, you know, Sam probably was too
smart to be, you know, pulled in by your

slick, mad -air pitch.

Slick? A few minutes ago, you told me I
was too dry.

It's a fine line, Angela.

Forget it!

Ronnie, you look so... so miserable.

Thanks. And you look... so comfortable.

Tony? Mm -hmm?

I had the worst dream last night.

I was the catcher in a trapeze act.

We were performing 500 feet in the air
without a net.

Yeah? Rather than grabbing my hand, my
partner opted for death.

What do you think that means?

Well, it means that you're either, you
know, you're feeling rejected because

none of the kids picked you last night
or you're not getting enough sex.

The first one.

Definitely.

Oh, the working girls have arrived.

Look at them.

You know, I really must pat myself on
the back. Here's a chance for our young

folk to become contributing members of
society, huh? Yeah, Dad, have you seen

the Coppertone?

Come on, we have a full day ahead of us.
Yeah, it's a day chocked full of

subservience, drudgery, and mind
-numbing boredom. Uh -huh.

At least I get paid for it. All right,
have a good day. Okay, bye. Have fun,

Bonnie.

So, Dad, I'm all yours.

Yeah, all right. Well, listen, I'm in a
hurry because I got a lot of errands to

run before I get to school.

School? Oh, I plump forgot about that.

Oh, yeah, not to worry. I'll find
something to keep myself busy. Oh, don't

it. Don't sweat it. I made you a list.

Oh, budgeting, nutritional planning,
house repairs. Great.

No cleaning.

Oi.

Sam, let me give you my...

My philosophy on household management.

You know, a lot of people think running
a house is simply a matter of chores,

but nay.

A household is an intricate ecosystem
where man and house coexist in peaceful,

harmonic symbiosis.

I have to make Jonathan's bed.

Sam, Sam, we don't make beds, Sam. We
create a peaceful sleeping environment.

You see, Sam, A peaceful house leads to
peaceful thoughts. And peaceful thoughts

lead to peace of mind. And peaceful
minds lead to peace in the world. Start

the toilets.

Oh, but Dad, I... Go in peace.

August 86,

Muskegon, 30 % reach.

August 86,

Moline...

47 % reach.

Ah.

Typo alert.

Oh, you're right.

What should we do?

Let it go.

August 86.

Oh, good.

You're almost through with the market
research report.

Guess it's kind of exciting to see the
nuts and bolts behind the glitz and

glamour, huh?

Please stay seated until the ride comes
to a full and complete stop.

Bonnie, would you please bring me the
current Anderson file?

Sure.

Oh, Mother, there's a typo here.

Bonnie... Oh, no, dear, I said the
current file.

Here.

How did you do that so fast?

I put red dots on all this year's files.

Red dots?

I tried to stop her.

What initiative?

I helped.

You know, I think we should incorporate
your system into all our files.

I'll get started. How about every year
gets its own color?

That's good. That's very good.

Traitor.

I'm sorry, Mona. I didn't think.

Yeah? Well, let's keep it that way, huh?

agency bonnie sam how's it going oh
horrible my dad's into all this weird

philosophy he just proved to me that
dust doesn't exist in a vacuum wow far

out i want to go back to where i'm happy
where i'm loved bonnie i want to go

back to school sam you're talking crazy
i mean it i have never worked

I just had the most wonderful idea. I'm
lunching with some clients. I thought it

would be a good learning experience for
you to sit in. So how would you like to

have lunch at the Russian Tea Room?

For free?

You get ready. We'll leave in a few
minutes.

Sorry, Sam.

Get this.

Angela's taking me to a business lunch
at the Russian Tea Room.

Oh, really?

I hear it's real nice.

I'll let you know.

Bye.

Bye.

I wonder what Yoda has planned for me
now.

What's for dinner?

Dinner? You want me to make dinner, too?

Yeah, Sam, it's number 23 on your list.

I'm on four.

All right, all right, Sam, take it easy,
take it easy. I have my days where I

feel unappreciated, undervalued, and
underpaid.

But then, Sam, I step back and I take a
look at the big picture, and I realize,

wow, it's all worthwhile.

Dad, you're scaring me.

No, I mean it, sweetheart.

This house looks great because of you.
And the people that live here, they're

going to be better for it.

My little baby.

It does look good.

Home, home on the range.

Where Jonathan is mentally deranged.

Where the beds are all made and the
bills are all paid.

Jonathan's still mentally deranged.

Bonnie at work in the office was a
complete disaster.

What'd she do?

She worked.

Come on. What?

Well, if you really want to know my
thing. I do.

I do.

I was thinking kind of along the lines
of a River Phoenix type.

I love it. I love it.

Rugged yet vulnerable.

Hi, guys.

Oh, hi.

What's going on? Oh, nothing. Just shop
talk.

Yeah, Bonnie's helping me with my new
sportswear commercial.

It's giving me a teen perspective.

Oh, a teen perspective.

I can't believe that I'm helping to make
decisions that will affect millions and

millions of consumers.

Assuming those mixed -up demographics in
Dallas don't skew.

Do they have a wacky CPM?

So, honey, how was your day? Oh, great.

I made decisions that will affect people
who make decisions that affect millions

and millions of consumers.

Sweetheart, the house looks wonderful.

You are both doing a great job.

I am so proud of you.

Okay, she's gone. Tell me the truth. How
was it?

Well, some parts of the job were really
boring. I told you, I told you. But

being with Angela made up for it.

Angela? What were you talking about
before? I mean, she's smart, she's

and she doesn't treat you like a kid.

Hey, I know she's cool.

She's funny?

Oh, buddy.

Since we accomplished so much today, why
don't we give ourselves a break? Going

at eight tomorrow.

Great. By the way, it was really a joy
to have you in the office today.

Same here.

Okay.

Get some rest. Okay.

Oh, Sam.

Thanks for setting me up with Angela.

Bye.

You're welcome.

Good morning.

Hey, good morning. Oh, Tony, I had the
most wonderful dream last night. Oh,

yeah? Who'd you kill off this time,
Siegfried or Roy?

No, no. This time I was the center ring
of the circus, the beautiful bareback

rider. I stood on the horse's back with
a sparkler in each hand.

The wind blew my gossamer gown as if I
were an angel.

Finally, I was queen of the big top.

What do you think that means?

Well, it means you're, you know, you're
finally feeling accepted or you're

getting too much.

Great, you're here.

Hi.

Why are you dressed like that?

We have to switch jobs.

What? I really, really want to work with
Angela. Please, I'm begging you as a

friend. No.

I found something that's important to
me, something I'm good at, something

could be a lifelong career.

I'll loan you my leather jacket.

Okay. Hey, girls. Morning.

Ready for work?

Great news.

Bonnie and I have just decided to switch
jobs.

What?

Bonnie, I thought you were happy at my
office.

She was.

And I thought you were happy with me.

I was.

We were both very, very happy, but we're
also curious.

Curious about each other's lifestyles.
Dad, we're women of the 90s. We want it

all.

Oh, Sam, wait a minute. I'm not sure
that... You know, this program's about

jumping around.

Dad, we're not jumping. We're sampling
new horizons.

Yeah, but commitment, Sam. Commitment is
important.

Look, I'm committed to meeting a client
in 50 minutes. The train leaves in about

five, so would one of you working girls
please come with me? You got one. Bye,

Dad. Okay.

Well, Bonnie, did I ever tell you that
dust doesn't exist in a vacuum?

I've heard that.

Angela!

between just you and me? Yeah, well,
between just you and me.

Did I do anything to offend Bonnie?

Oh, no, no, no, no. It wasn't you,
Angela. I think it was Bonnie.

She didn't want you to know this, but
she gets nauseous on the train.

So do I.

Hey, Bonnie, did Sam want out because I
was too rough on her yesterday?

Well, she did call and complain.

Oh, I knew it. I knew it.

I was too hard on her. I overwhelmed
her.

I mean, she's only 16. She's not ready
for symbiosis.

Are any of us really?

Don't worry, Bonnie. I've learned the
error of my ways.

You're going to learn housekeeping.

But as God is my witness, you're going
to have fun.

Uh -oh.

Bonnie, can you get that?

Never mind, I'll get it.

Thanks.

Power agency?

Hold on, let me check.

Uh, yeah, three o 'clock will be fine.

Okay, I'll let Angela know.

Thanks, bye.

Sam, a word of advice.

If you keep working this hard, you'll
die young.

Trust me.

I just want Angela to know that I'm
committed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Angela, I was thinking about the
sportswear account. A River Phoenix type

would be all wrong. I was thinking more
along the lines of, like, Johnny Depp.

Oh, sweetheart, not now. This is a crazy
day. Has anybody seen the McMahon file?

Oh, Angela, is that your fingertip? I
put all of this year's files in this

cabinet. Easy access.

Uh, not really.

The reason we don't put the files in
there is because the lock is broken.

Mother, get me a locksmith pronto. I
need that file.

Never mind. I'll do it myself.

Thanks.

Brenda, I'm really sorry.

It's okay. As soon as the locksmith
comes, get the files back. Put them

Bonnie had them. Oh, and Sam, one more
thing. Will you call the Russian tea

room? All right.

And cancel lunch at 12 .30. I'm sorry,
I'm just going to be tied up with this

McMahon thing all day. Okay, well, you
know, I just confirmed Mr. Pate at 3.

Sam, I can't be ready by 3.

Look, I know you're trying to help, and
I appreciate it, but you better check

with me before you make these kinds of
decisions, okay? Oh, and Mother?

Mother?

Yes, rock and roll!

Hey, Bonnie, you having fun?

belly for the bazillionth time. I'm
having fun.

Well, it only gets better from here.

Mr. Clean will clean your whole house
and everything that's in it. Mr. Clean

body clean the house and who could be
again it? Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean, Mr.

Telly Savalas, right?

Oh, not Telly Savalas, Mr.

Clean. You know, the cleaning guy.

Good one.

You should have done Josephine the
plumber. Maybe tomorrow.

Hi, Tony.

I told

the clinic he wasn't ready.

Oh, and by the way, that earring is not
you.

We have to switch jobs again.

No way. He's doing Josephine tomorrow.

Besides, I thought you wanted to be with
Angela.

No, I don't want to work with Angela
anymore.

Uh, hey, Bonnie, why don't we call it a
day, huh?

Okay, Mr. Mastelli.

The muffins are in the oven, and the
laundry is folded, and the coupons

and nobody seems to care.

Bye.

Okay, Sam, what's going on here?

Uh, well, I'm just not sure that
advertising is my calling.

Well, I thought housekeeping wasn't your
calling.

Yeah, but it's calling me back.

Tony, I think I know what the problem
is.

Sam, I'm sorry about lunch, and I'm
sorry that I was short with you about

filing cabinet.

I guess I'm just not much fun.

Hey, yo, Angela, stop apologizing.

Hey, Sam, you don't quit a job just
because it's not fun.

I mean, you can't go through like flip
-flopping. Look at Bonnie. She doesn't

have that kind of attitude. Yeah, Bonnie
has a great attitude.

She's the one that came up with the
brilliant red dot theory. She's the one

Angela took to the Russian tea room, and
she's the one that Angela likes.

I do like Bonnie.

But I love you.

I didn't think you wanted to be with me.

I didn't think you wanted to be with me.

And I didn't think anybody wanted to be
with me.

Sam, I guess I feel that sometimes you
think I'm a drag.

No, I don't.

Well, sometimes.

But a lot of my friends feel that way
about their mothers.

Tony?

Did you hear that?

She called me mother.

I heard.

I heard.

And I just feel so loved.

So do I.

Me too.

Okay, ladies. Have a nice day at the
office. Okay, Dad.

Oh, here's my little helper.

Hi, Bonnie. Hi, Mr. K. What are you
dressed like that for?

Let's go.