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There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.
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Open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.
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There were times I lost a dream or two.
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Found a trail and at the end was you.
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There's a path you take and a path not
taken.
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The choice is up to you, my friend.
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Not so long, but you're not awake to a
brand new life. A brand new life. A
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new life. Don't run.
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Mason, how are you?
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I'm in pain.
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Mason,
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do you know what time it is?
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It's 347. I hope I didn't wake you.
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No, no, I had to get up to open the door
anyway.
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I'm sorry to bother you, Mr. Metzeli,
but the football players ran me out of
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dorm. Well, was it the pajamas?
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They didn't help.
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The main thing was I was so busy
studying for my finals, I didn't have
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do the team's homework.
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Well, couldn't you talk your way out of
this? I mean, you do have an IQ of 180.
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Yeah, but the nose guard weighs 340.
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Oh, company!
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Angela, what...
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What are you doing up? Oh, just having a
midnight snack.
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It's 3 .47.
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3 .49.
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Mason,
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what brings you by?
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He needs a place to stay for tonight.
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Actually, for a few nights, just until
finals are over.
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Oh, I understand. I don't want to be a
bother. I'll just sleep at the bus
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station.
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Do you guys have a small blanket or a
hefty bag?
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Okay, Mace, here you go. The old snooze
cocoon, huh?
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This is going to be just like camping
out, only with central heating.
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This isn't down, is it? Because I'm
allergic to down.
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No, it's pure cotton.
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Oh, good.
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I'm allergic to cotton, too, but I have
a pill for that.
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Do you want some water with that?
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Not if it comes out of the tap.
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Oh, gee.
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You're going to be such a fun bunkmate.
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Yeah.
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Hey. Hey, this is pretty comfortable.
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What is it? What is it? What is it?
There's something in there. I think it's
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dead. All right. All right.
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Stand back. Stand back. Be careful. All
right.
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All right.
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Just kidding, mate.
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But it is dangerous, you know, candy.
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Candy causes cavities.
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Am I a dunderhead?
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Yeah.
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And Samantha's a slob. She uses my
sleeping bag and then she doesn't clean
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up. Mr. Maselli, could you please not
talk about Sam like that?
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Mase, what are you, you still carrying a
torch for Sam?
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Oh, no, Mr. Maselli, the torch is out.
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Well, actually, it's on hold.
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You see...
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I have this 15 -year plan.
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Sam and I go our separate ways.
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I pursue my career in kinetic physics.
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Sam marries a vacuous hunk and has six
vacuous kids.
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It's not working out, but she's
reluctant to get a divorce.
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Well, I raised her right.
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Finally, she can't take it anymore.
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There's a bitter divorce that leaves her
shattered, depressed, and craving
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coffee.
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She wanders into a chock full of nuts.
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And there I am, dunking a powdered
donut.
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She wipes the powder from my nose and
falls hopelessly in love.
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We get married. I adopt her six kids.
They all call me Pops.
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I win the Nobel Prize in physics, and we
live happily ever after.
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Gee, that's a lovely story, Mason. Yes,
yes. And it would be great to have you
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in a family, but what do you say? Let's
get some sleep. Okay, pal.
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Okay.
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Good night, Mason.
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Night, Dad.
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Okay, Mace, what's it gonna be? We got
granola, we got eggs, and we got whole
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wheat pancakes.
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Oh, what a kid, Dad.
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Got any powdered donuts?
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You, you're having pancakes.
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Good morning.
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Isn't it a lovely day?
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Who are you?
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Oh, Mona.
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You remember Mason?
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Oh, yeah, of course.
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Mason. Get out of my chair, bub.
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Come on, Mother. Work calls. We're going
to miss our train. I haven't had my
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breakfast yet.
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You work better hungry.
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Jonathan, look.
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Thank you.
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Morning,
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Dad. Morning, Jonathan. Morning, Mason.
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Mason? Oh, hi, Sam. Guess what? I moved
in.
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I got finals coming up, and you know...
Uh, well, he was having a communication
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problem with some of his classmates. The
nose guard was using him as a tackling
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dummy.
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Jonathan, Jonathan, how would you like
that to happen to you?
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Well, it does.
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That's why I feel so close to this guy.
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Later, dude.
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Come on in.
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Good morning, everybody. How's my
favorite extended family? All right.
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what do you think, pal? Hey.
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Hi, Sam. Hi, Jesse.
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You look great.
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Thanks. So do you.
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Hey, what'd you do to your hair?
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Uh, I combed it.
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It really works.
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Oh, I'm glad.
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Sam, look, don't you want to introduce
somebody?
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Who? Oh, yeah.
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Jesse, this is Mason. He lives here.
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Don't worry. I'm no threat.
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Well, we better get to school. I want to
buy tickets for the skating party.
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Well, actually, Sam, I kind of wanted to
talk to you about that. This guy called
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and asked if I could fill in for him at
the animal shelter Friday night.
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Oh, no, not Friday night.
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Sam, those mutts really need me.
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What about this mutt?
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Come on, Sam, just because I can't go
doesn't mean you can't. Alone?
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You don't have to go alone.
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You can go with somebody else.
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Who? I don't know.
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Anybody.
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Mason.
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Me? Oh, no, I don't think so. I've got a
lot of work to do.
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And I'm not that good on ice.
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I'm not even that good on pavement.
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Come on, Mace. You'll be great. You'll
have a good time. I can see you now,
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gliding gracefully over the ice. You
know, huh? You got insurance?
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You're gliding.
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You know what I'm saying?
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Huh? Huh?
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So tell me, Sam, the last time I fell
down, how many skaters did I take with
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were there.
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Oh, I had a really great time tonight,
Sam.
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Good night.
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Wait a minute.
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You live here, Thunderhead.
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Oh, yeah.
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My dad's in here, okay? Okay.
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Wait a minute.
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Where is he? He always wakes up when I'm
on a date. You're not on a date,
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Thunderhead.
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If this were a date, I'd be
hyperventilating. I have a very low
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threshold.
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Don't be so down on yourself. You're a
lot of fun to be with. Really?
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You're a very attractive guy.
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Except for that mustard on your teeth.
Oh, where?
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Here, let me.
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Mason? Mason?
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Are you okay?
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Get a bag!
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42!
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43!
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Yahoo!
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Hey, Mason, didn't your mother ever tell
you to knock before you Yahoo?
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Mr. Maselli.
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You won't believe what just happened.
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They had a breakthrough in nasal
decongestants?
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I wish.
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But it's even better.
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Sam and I were talking and laughing and
having fun, and she wiped some mustard
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off my cheek, and then she... All right,
all right. Make it
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easy. Make it easy. Calm down.
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Calm down.
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She kissed me.
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Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. It
was just an accident, right? She just
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bumped into your lips.
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Oh, it was no accident. It was just like
I planned.
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Except it was the living room instead of
chalked walnuts.
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It was mustard instead of powder.
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And it was tonight instead of 2003.
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I can't believe it.
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Neither can I. Don't worry, Mr. Maselli.
It was all very harmless, but
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intoxicating.
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Well, look, I'll be right back. You stay
here and, hey, sober up.
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Anybody home?
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Come on in.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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You know, you didn't come in and say
goodnight. Is everything okay?
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Of course, goodnight.
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All right, sweetheart.
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Hey, can I get you anything? A snack,
some water, some chapstick?
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Sam, Sam, I thought you didn't like
Mason that way.
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I don't. I thought you were going steady
with Jessie. I am.
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I'm confused.
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Me too.
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Well, Sam, come out of there so we can
talk about this. I don't want to talk
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about it. I don't want anyone else to
know. I just want us to forget about it.
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Hi, what's going on?
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Sam, kiss Mason.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Honey, I'm sorry. I
didn't get a chance to lock it in. Oh,
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worry about it, honey. I won't tell
anybody. It won't go beyond these four
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walls. What won't go beyond these four
walls?
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You did?
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Well, finally, some action around this
house.
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Come on, Sam.
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Give me detail.
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Detail. How could I do it?
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What kind of person am I? Am I destined
to grow up and drift from one tawdry
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affair to another?
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Worked for me. I don't know how I'm
going to face Jesse tomorrow.
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Well, it's simple, Sam. If you feel this
way, you just tell him. Tell him. him.
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You never tell them.
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Mona, what if he hears about it from
somebody else?
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Deny it.
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Mona, that is deceitful and devious.
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You know, actually, there is something
in what Mother is saying.
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You agree?
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I better rethink this.
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Wait a minute, Angela. What are you
talking about?
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Honesty. Honesty is the best policy.
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that's not just black and white. There
are many shades of gray.
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Do my ears deceive me? Are you peddling
dishonesty? I'm peddling dishonesty. I'm
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peddling a reasoned and rational
approach to relationships. Wait, wait,
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Let me get this straight. What? We're
going out. You kiss a guy behind my
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You don't tell me? It depends on the
circumstances. What circumstances? There
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are a lot of circumstances.
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Hi, Sam.
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Look, I've been thinking about what
happened last night and... What are you
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doing? Oh, I'm packing my underwear
around my portable humidifier so it
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scratch my negative ion generator.
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You mean you're leaving?
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Sam, last night was a magical moment.
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But I've done a lot of thinking since
then.
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I really, really like you, but you're
too mature for me.
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I'm not ready for this kind of passion.
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But, Mason, I was just... Please, Sam.
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Just go.
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Heavenly.
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Tony, you make the best pancakes.
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Oh, really?
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Are you being totally honest with me,
Angela?
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I mean...
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How do I know you don't walk out of
here, eat some other guy's pancakes, and
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tell him the same thing?
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Tony, I don't eat around.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi.
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How are you, Sam? Great. I just got
dumped.
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What? Mason, he let me down easy, which
means that I don't have to let him down
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easy, which would have been hard.
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Come in, come in.
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Oh, Jesse.
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So, how'd it go down at the animal
shelter?
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What a feeling. I brought six chihuahua
puppies into the world. Oh, wow.
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Congratulations, a canine midwife, huh?
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You did wash your hands, right? Yes, I
did.
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So, Sam, how's your skinning going?
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Well, actually, Jesse, that's what I
wanted to talk to you about.
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Okay. In there.
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All right.
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I decided you were right, Dad. I'm going
to tell Jesse the truth.
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There's a lot you can learn from that
little girl.
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Well, what is it, Sam?
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Remember when we first started going
steady and we promised to always be open
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and honest with each other?
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Yeah.
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Well, you see, last night at the skating
party, you really... delivered six
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chihuahuas? Yeah.
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Her contractions started right in the
middle of our Spuds McKenzie lookalike
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contest.
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Jesse, you are so funny. You crack me
up.
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I kissed Mason last night.
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What?
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I kissed Mason.
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Mason? Where?
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Right over there.
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No, no, I mean on the lips.
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Yeah.
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I see.
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So you see, Angela, a relationship is
like a delicate flower.
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You've got to feed it, you've got to
nurture it, and you've got to sprinkle
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with the water of honesty.
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Then, and only then, will it bloom.
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Provided you keep shoveling fertilizer
on it.
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Don't toy with me, Angela.
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Well, Sam, did you tell him?
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Yeah. What did he say?
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He said, I see.
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And then I told him that it would never
happen again.
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Well, what did he say to that?
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I see.
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Well, wait a minute.
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Didn't he say anything else?
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Sure. He said that trust was the most
important thing in a relationship and
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he was really glad that I was totally
honest with him.
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And then he dumped me.
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I see.
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Who is it?
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It's me. Well, that narrows it down.
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Oh, hiya, Jesse.
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Oh, you're here to see Sam, huh?
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Uh, yeah, but actually I wanted to talk
to you first.
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Oh, yeah? Well, come on. Pull up a sofa.
What's on your mind?
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Well,
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I guess Sam told you what happened,
right?
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Yeah. Well, after I left, I got to
thinking, man. I had no right to
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at Sam.
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Because I'm not without sin myself.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I kissed Debbie Borowski.
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That's it?
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Well, that's enough, isn't it?
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I mean, Sam and I were going steady at
the time.
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I don't know what came over me.
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Well, actually, it was Denny Borowski.
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He's kind of aggressive.
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But I guess I could have fought a little
harder.
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Well, we do what we can.
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Anyway, after what I did, I realized I
had no right to walk out on Sam like
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that. Well, that's right, Jesse. That's
right. So now you're kissing your makeup
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and everything's fine. Oh, I wish it was
that simple.
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When I tell them the truth, you may
never want to talk to me again.
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But still, I have to be honest.
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Don't you agree?
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No.
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No?
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I'm surprised to hear you say that.
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Yeah, well, it kind of snuck up on me,
too.
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But you see, this honesty thing, it can
be overrated, you know, especially when
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it comes to hurting Sam's feelings.
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But still, I... I feel it's important to
be totally truthful.
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Oh, Jesse, my boy. My boy, Jesse, you
know, you know, it's not always black
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white in this world. Sometimes it's
gray.
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There's a lot of gray. Gray all over the
place.
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Jesse, what are you doing here?
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Sam, there's something I have to tell
you. No, no, no, don't, don't, Jesse,
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don't. I'm sorry, Tony, but I just can't
lie. Well, why don't you give it a
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shot, Jesse?
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What are you talking about?
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I can't blame you for kissing Mason.
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Because I've done the same thing.
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You kissed Mason?
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No.
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Remember when I went down to the harbor
for the Greenpeace rally?
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Yeah. Well, Debbie Borowski cornered me
between the tuna trawler and the fish
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cutting table.
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And we kissed.
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You kissed Debbie Borowski?
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Yeah.
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That's wonderful!
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It is?
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It is.
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Yes. Don't you see?
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You're not perfect.
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You're just as rotten as I am.
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You're not even mad?
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No, I'm not mad. Well, actually, I'm
disgusted. I mean, Debbie Borowski is...
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But we'll talk later.
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I'm just glad you're back.
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Bye, Sam.
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Bye, Desi. Oh, gee.
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Stop by any time of the day.
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All right, Mace, bye -bye.
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Yeah, how do you do with the football
players?
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Smooth sailing, smooth... You know, this
experience with Sam made him feel like
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a real man, you know? It gave him the
confidence to stand up to those guys,
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he got a stun gun.
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00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:32,740
Oh, Tony, I think the pancake's ready.
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Oh, yeah? Well, I'll tell you the truth,
I think it's time to pass on the old
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griddle. Oh, no!
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Oh, no, you want me to do it? I can't, I
can't! Yes, yes, yes, you can.
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All right. All right, I'll give it a
try. All right.
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Well, I guess it's all in the wrist
action. You know, that is the most
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mistake in pancake flipping.
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Actually, you get your height from the
shoulder.
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The shoulder. That's right. All right.
Well, batter up.
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