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There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the wind.
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An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life, a ground for being.
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There were times I lost a dream or two.
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Found a trail and at the end was you.
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There's a path you take and a path not
taken.
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The choice is up to you, my friend.
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Not so long, but you might awaken to a
brand new life.
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Brand new life. A brand new life around
the king.
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What's in those?
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Well, here we have Mona's lingerie.
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And here we have the trash.
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It's a little tough to tell the
difference.
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You know, I cannot believe she's moving.
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Yeah, the hot tomato goes to the big
apple.
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Yeah, I hope she's going to be all
right.
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Giving up her home, going to work with
Uncle Cornelius, leaving us.
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Oh, it's all so stressful.
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Oh, boy, oh, why is this fun? I love
moving days.
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She's taking it a lot worse than I
thought.
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Is this the trash?
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Yeah.
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pictures. There must be some mistake.
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No, no, it's no mistake. That's you.
Cute gums.
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Mother, how could you do this? Well, I'm
sorry, dear, but I mean when you're
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moving into a hotel suite, there's no
room for bric -a -brac. Tony, would you
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mind packing this for me?
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Careful, careful.
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Don't worry, Mona, this ain't gonna get
all sugar.
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Mona, we cleaned all the junk out of
your bedroom drafter.
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One drawer.
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It was locked.
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What's in there, Grandma?
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We're going to have Geraldo Rivera open
that for you when you're 21.
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Hey, I'll be there.
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You know, Mona, I've been thinking. It's
such a shame that your apartment is
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going to be empty when there are so many
deserving people who need a roof over
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their head and a cordless telephone.
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Sam, that's a terrific idea.
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It is? Do you have a call waiting?
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Wait a minute, Samantha.
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There's no way you're moving into Mona's
apartment.
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Not Sam, you.
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Me? Tony.
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Dad, what does he need a home place for?
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Well, everybody needs a little privacy.
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Besides, he's a healthy young adult. He
might enjoy having other healthy young
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adults over.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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My jacuzzi has six jets.
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I like bubbles.
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So, Philippe, what do you think?
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Touch it. Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony.
Bachelor rule number one. No flowers. It
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the ambiance.
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What do you know about ambiance?
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You live at the Y.
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But I've done great things with my
locker.
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Come on. Give me a hand with that Astro
Lounger. It weighs a ton.
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Oh, anybody home?
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Oh.
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Hey.
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You need some help? Yeah. Get out of my
way. Excuse me.
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Guys, where do you see this? Look at
this here. It swivels. It tilts. This
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adjusts in nine different ways.
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Oh, I think I'm in love.
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Now, this place is really starting to
look decent.
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But something is still missing.
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The piece of resistance.
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Genuine synthetic.
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That's really nice, Phil. It's going to
go nice with those jungle print dish
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towels you got me.
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Tony, you got one logged in here.
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Hey, you know what I should do? To show
it off, I think I'll give like a little
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pad woman party, huh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
invite the gang from your neighborhood.
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Now, wait a minute, wait a minute. You
guys got to behave yourself. Last time
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parted, I spent the week cleaning
footprints off the ceiling.
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Yeah, but these are a lot higher.
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You know, this party is going to show
the guys that they were wrong about
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Right. Wrong about what?
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Well, it's just when you moved to
Connecticut to take up Dustin, word on
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street was you'd gone soft.
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Me, soft?
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Okay, what bum said that? Me.
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Oh. Oh, well, then who else?
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Hey, don't worry, Tony. Don't worry,
Tony. You can still prove yourself with
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place like this. Show those guys you
still have the overselling magic. Yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Remember the old days? You'd
say the word abracadabra. I mean, women
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would pop right out of thin air.
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Those were the days.
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Gee, I haven't said that word in a long
time.
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Abracadabra. Yoo -hoo.
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Anybody home?
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What? Oh, hi, Angela. Come on in.
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I brought you a little welcome present.
Hello, Philly.
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Teeny. That's tiny.
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Well, thanks for the flowers there,
Angela. A violation of bachelor rule
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two. Never own anything pink.
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Except for Pepto -Bismol.
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Well, Angela, come on in. Take a look
around. What do you think?
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Well, it certainly is eye -catching.
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She hates it.
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No, it's just... I always thought you
had more conservative taste.
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Oh, it's because you've never seen this
side of me before.
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And what side is that?
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The wild side.
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You?
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Wild? You're the most responsible person
I know.
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No, no, no, no, no. Well, for your
information, Angela, for your
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am touring a very wild party this
Saturday night to celebrate my being on
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own. I mean, if it's okay with you.
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Of course it is. Oh, okay, because I
really want you to make it. You see,
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now on, it's housekeeper by day, macelli
magic by night.
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Abracadabra. Welcome, wagon.
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Amazing.
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Look out, everybody!
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The party machine has arrived!
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All right! Hey, what's up? Hey, Philly,
what's with the sheet?
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I don't know. I got great shoulders.
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Hold up! Hold up! Hold up!
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Philly, Philly, Philly, what are you
doing? What are you doing? I made this
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you. Hold on. This is the party. Now get
hardy. Get cool. All right. I'm hardy.
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I'm cool.
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Get ready.
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Abroad to Jabra.
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Yeah, Lord, please.
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Maybe you've got to be Italian.
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Hi, Angela.
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Want a boogie? No.
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Oh, thanks, my niece.
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Ah, I understand.
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I'll come back with a clue.
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Don't you look? Thank you so much. Oh,
I'm quite glad to see you.
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I mean, I'm glad you made it.
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Well, it's a very successful party.
Everybody looks like they're having a
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time. Yeah, they were a happy bunch.
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Tony, Tony, Tony.
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You remember the Futterman twins?
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Hi, Tony.
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Oh! Hi, hi.
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Ansel, I'd like you to meet... Now, wait
a minute. Which one's Sally? Which
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one's Susie?
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This is Sally.
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Are you sure? Maybe I should check?
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Get lost, creep.
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Bye, Tony. I wonder if they do
everything together.
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Um, Oprah.
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Yeah, yeah, I see your lips go way back.
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Would you like to dance?
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Well, it's either you or Tiny.
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I'm a lot easier on your toes.
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You look real nice.
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Is that a new dress?
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Yeah. You don't think it's too
conservative for a happening scene like
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No. It's perfect.
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It's perfect.
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Hey, hey.
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Settle down, ladies and dirtbags.
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A few of us guys pitched in for a
special pad warming present for Tony
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All right, all right already. Let's see
what I got for my two bucks. Okay, okay,
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okay. And without further ado, hit it,
Shalimar!
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Oh, no, where is it? Where are you
going?
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I really don't want to leave the
festivities, but I've got work to do.
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that's all right. Let me walk you home.
Oh, no, that's all right. I want you to
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leave your party. Oh, now, you know,
you've seen one veil, you've seen them
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Hey, guys,
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keep the ceiling clean, huh?
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Well, thank you for a lovely party.
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You're welcome.
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You're a lovely guest.
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I mean, you didn't eat anything. You
didn't drink anything. I don't think you
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stole anything.
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Well, see you in the morning.
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Good night.
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Oh, hey, Angela, you know, speaking of
morning, maybe tomorrow I'll make
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something special for breakfast, huh?
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Juice and coffee will be just... Good
night.
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without Tony around?
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Sweetheart, I miss him, too.
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You know, we could have fun together.
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Want to go to the movies?
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With my mother?
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Come on.
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Come on. We'll go to the multiplex.
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I'll sit in a different aisle.
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In a different theater?
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All right. See, we are a fun couple.
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Tony! Hey. I just came by to pick up my
jacket. Hey, buddy.
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You want to go to the movies with us,
Tony?
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We don't have to sit with Mom.
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Jonathan, I'm not sure Tony has more
exciting things to do on a Friday night
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than be with us.
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Sorry, pal of mine, but I do have some
plans.
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You do?
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Yeah. Philly and I were going out for a
big night out of town.
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Again? What do you do every night?
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Well, a lot of fun things. Hey, guy
things.
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I can't wait till I'm a guy.
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Hi, Dad.
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Bye, Dad.
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Wait a minute.
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Where are you going?
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To Bernie's. Oh, okay. You can go.
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I know. Angela already told me. Yeah,
well, be back by 11.
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I know. Angela already told me. Can I
have a hug? Or did Angela already do
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Okay. See you later, Angela. See you
tomorrow, Dad.
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Hmm.
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Um, so, uh... Hey, what movie are you
guys going to see?
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101 Dalmatians.
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Oh, I love that movie.
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I guess I'm off to do my guy things.
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All right, all right. Hey, keep your
pants on.
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Oh, it's just a figure of... Never mind.
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Oh,
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hey, Philly, it was not my fault.
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Oh, yeah? Those chicks were plenty hot
on us, especially the one with the
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hearts on her stockings.
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Those were not hearts. Those were
tattoos.
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Who cares?
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I mean, we both could have had nights to
remember, but you had to tell a blonde
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that she didn't know how to make shrimp
scampi.
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Hey, I'm not interested in anyone who
doesn't use fresh garlic.
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Last night you weren't interested in the
stewardess because she vacuumed with a
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canister instead of an upright.
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I've got high standards.
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What are you, the good housekeeping seal
of approval?
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You know, we used to have good times,
but I think the guys are right.
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You've changed.
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Don't say that, Philly. I am still the
same old wild man I always was.
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Hey, hey, want to watch Little House on
the Prairie? Right.
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I wonder if Michael Landon's hair is
real.
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Tony!
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I'm sorry, Philly.
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That's okay, I have that effect on
ladies.
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Oh, please come in.
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Oh gosh, I thought you two guys were out
on the town.
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Is anything wrong?
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Oh, my God, what happened?
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I'm afraid he's not making it as a wild
man.
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Oh, you had me scared.
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Well, it is scary. I mean, right now
he's up there watching Little House on
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Prairie.
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I thought you two were out doing guy
things every night. Yeah, but we're not
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doing it with any women.
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Oh, I'm so sorry.
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Tell me about it.
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Let me ask you something, Angela.
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Are you and Tony, well, how can I put
this delicately?
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Are you doing the horizontal mumble?
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I beg your pardon?
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Is there something between you and Tony
that I don't know about?
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No, of course not.
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I didn't think so. I mean, you and Tony.
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I just can't figure it out. He's got me
worried. He's acting like a homesick
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puppy.
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You know, Philly, you are a very good
friend to Tony and a surprisingly
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sensitive man.
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Well, that's what my parole officer
says.
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Night, little Joe.
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Hello?
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Oh, Tony.
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What are you doing home so early?
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Well, I just walked in the door.
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You know, Philly pooped out.
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Yeah. Well, the reason I'm calling,
Angela, is, you know, the pilot light
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out on the stove today, and I'm not sure
I relit it, so I thought maybe I'd come
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over and check.
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Well, I'm right here.
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Just a sec.
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No, no, it's fine, but thanks.
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Oh, Bella, okay. You know, I was just a
little worried, but now I'm not.
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Okay, good night. Good night to you,
too. Yeah.
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It is the weirdest thing. One minute it
was on, and the next minute, boom, it
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was off.
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Well, boom, now it's on.
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Well, since it's on, would you like a
cup of tea?
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Oh, sure, I'll make it. No, no.
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It's after hours. You are my guest.
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And I can boil water.
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Hey, knock yourself out.
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So far, so good.
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You know, I just realized how nice this
kitchen is.
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Well, Mother's kitchen is nice, too. Oh,
yeah, yeah, it's nice and cozy, but
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it's not like this one, you know?
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I mean, it's not all that light and the
plants and the nice little spoon rest on
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the stove there.
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You know, Tony, I was thinking... Oh,
no, Angel, I couldn't take your spoon
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rest.
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No.
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What I mean was, You know, sure, tonight
it was the pilot light, but, you know,
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it could have been a prowler.
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And, I mean, what if the kids needed you
in the middle of the night, or if I
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couldn't find my furry slippers?
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They're in your closet, so I could show
up on the lift. You see?
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Now, um, I think, Tony, that maybe it's
best if you move back into the house.
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Now, I know, I know how much your
bachelor life means to you, and I know
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much it would mean asking you to give
this up.
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Yeah, well, I would be giving up a lot,
you know.
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I'd have to give up a great apartment.
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Got to cut down on all those wild
nights.
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I was still hoping to find that key to
Mona's drawer.
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But, uh, but hey, it would make you feel
better. It would.
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It really would.
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Oh, hey.
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You're the boss.
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Oh, no, no, hey.
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I think now that I'm back, this is my
job, isn't it?
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Uh -huh.
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You know, I noticed in the paper that
they held over 101 Dalmatians.
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Would you like to go with me Saturday?
I'll let you sit with me.
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Okay.
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Yeah, that's a... It's a great film, you
know.
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I love the part when them little
Dalmatians all get home back where they
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It's my favorite part.
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Mine too.
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Did you hear something, too?
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No, Angela. I'm out here checking for
termites.
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Tony, maybe it's the chainsaw murderer.
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Angela, you've been watching way too
many movies.
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Angela,
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hold me.
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Drop that!
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Osterizer?
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Mona?
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Protein drink, anyone?
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here? Why aren't you at the hotel?
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My brother and I have finally come to an
agreement.
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We disagree about everything.
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Besides, I've decided if I'm going to
have to spend my life with somebody who
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drives me nuts, it might as well be you.
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Oh, my.
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That's the sweetest thing you ever said
to me.
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Oh, this is... I'm so happy. I'm so
happy. There is one thing
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I guess I should tell you.
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There's some footprints on your ceiling.
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Oh, you found them.
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