All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s03e20_older_than_springtime

There's a time for love and a time for
living. Take a chance and face the

An open road and a road that's hidden. A
brand new life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail and at the end was you.

There's a path you take and a path not
taken.

Choice is up to you, my friend.

Not so long, but you might awaken to a
brand new life, a brand new life, a

new life for ground -breaking.

Hey, oh, I'm so happy you're still here.

Look who followed me home.

Oh, Tony, you've been hanging around the
schoolyard again.

Well, actually, we met on the track. I
had to sprint that last lap to catch up.

I let her.

Anyway, Mona Robinson, Angela Bauer,
this is Casey Freiman. Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Casey.

Nice to meet you.

So nice you could bring home a little
friend for Sam to play with.

Angela. What?

I'm just making a joke.

No, dear.

A joke is when you make people laugh.

Well, kids, we've got to go. No, no, no.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Angela,

Angela. I want you and Casey to talk.
Yes, I'm very interested in your agency.

Isn't that sweet? Why don't you send a
resume over to my office? Casey's not

looking for a job.

She works for Armando Guia.

Now, there is a hot fashion designer.

And this is his hot vice president.

Vice president?

Well... I know I look younger without my
makeup.

I have the same problem.

I'm sorry I misjudged you. Tony doesn't
usually bring home career women.

Anyway, anyway, there's people trying to
help you here, Angela.

Armando D is looking for a new ad
agency. If you want the account, it's

Well, there are a few formalities.

Like what?

Like hitting it off with Armando. Well,
that shouldn't be a problem. Coming up

with a winning campaign.

No problem there.

And giving Tony the night off.

Oh.

Well, I guess that would be up to Tony.

Well, anything for the Bauer agency. You
know me.

We know you. See you. Bye, kids. Bye.

What

a

great law.

What an interesting use of faith.

I'll say.

Hello, I'm Angela Bauer. I'm here to see
Armando Ghia. We have an appointment.

Yes, and I'm Tony Maselli. I'm here to
see Casey Fryman. We have a lunch.

Oh, Ms. Bauer, I've heard about you, but
not as much as I've heard about him.

Well, it's all true.

I'll show you the case today. Oh, no,
please, please, sir. Let me find it. I

love to browse.

Please have a seat. I'll tell Armando
you're here, ma 'am.

Ma 'am?

Oh, don't you just love Bon Jovi?

Is that what you're wearing?

It smells wonderful.

Well, no, I meant the group.

Oh, yes, of course.

Oh, they're all right.

Personally, I prefer something a little
funkier like Tony Orlando and Dawn.

Miss Pollard.

Yes, I'm Angela Bauer.

Arvando Ghia, buongiorno.

Buongiorno. Please, call me Angela.

Angela.

Please, come into my office.

Please.

So, Angela, you come very highly
recommended.

What do you think? Have you had a chance
to see my life? Yes, I have. It's very

exciting. You obviously have your finger
on the pulse of the youth market.

Well, I try to think young.

I have a daughter in college.

She keeps me in touch.

You have a grown daughter?

No, no, no. She... Yes, she's a
sophomore at Barnard.

She has my ex -wife's looks and my
charge cards.

Well, Armando, I'd like to tell you a
little bit about my agency.

Don't you just love Bon Jovi? Well, to
tell you the truth, they're a little

for me, you know. I'm more into the
Beastie Boys.

You like that, huh?

Oh, would you excuse me a second?

Oh? So, what happened? What, is it over
already? No, it's just getting started.

Well, what is?

A wonderful rapport.

Armando said he found it refreshing to
be in my company.

You know, Tony, it's amazing what
happens when two sophisticated, mature

get together.

Did you lose a button?

No. I am celebrating my sensual being.

If I'd have known, I'd have brought a
noisemaker.

We're all set. Got the last table. Oh,
that's great. That's great.

Casey found this great American Indian
restaurant.

Their specialty is rattlesnakes.

Would you like to join us?

Oh, no, thank you. I'm trying to cut
back on reptiles.

Oh, Angela, Angela. You know, it's...
It's too bad that you're not up for new

experiences, because, you know, it's
really amazing what happens when two

adventurous young adults get together.

Oh,

you must be Tony.

Okay, then I will be.

How are you? Armando, it's nice to meet
you. Hey, you know, you got quite a

line. Thank you. Did I usually fall for
it?

Isn't your snake getting cold?

Actually... They serve it cold.

It is dead, isn't it?

Bye.

Armando, I want this account.

I can have a presentation ready for you
in about five days.

That will be fine.

I think it's going to be some of my best
work.

You really inspire me.

Well, it really is mutual.

Hi. Hi, sweetheart.

I'm going to split now.

What time are you coming home?

By dinner time.

Oh, good. Do you have enough money?

Want to be safe? Take a charge card.

Angela,

meet Ariel.

Oh, hello.

Must be very proud of your father.

Yes, I was, but he passed away ten years
ago.

Excuse me?

My mother's like a father?

Army? My father?

Ariel and I live together.

Oh.

Angela might be doing a new ad campaign.

Really? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't mean it the way it sounded.
It's just that he usually goes with a

younger, hipper agency.

Ah, but it doesn't hurt sometimes to
find somebody who's more experienced.

Well, whatever.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Oh, how'd it go?

Watch out, Tony. She's in a bad M -O -O
-D.

I am not in a bad mood.

She thought Armando was going to ask her
out. Mother, I told you that is the

strictest opponent.

Don't you ever learn?

Anyway, it turns out that Armando has
this young girlfriend.

Angela's old enough to be her mother.

Well, then that would make you her
grandmother.

She's getting ugly.

Now, wait a minute. Wait a minute. What?

What has this all got to do with getting
the job?

Well, everybody who works for him is
just about 12 years old.

Do you know what that man had the nerve
to call me?

What?

Experienced.

That's it?

He meant old.

Over the hill. Out of it.

Well, thank you, Mother. I'll have you
know that I am every bit as with it as

when I was 20.

Oh, boy.

And what is this obsession with youth
anyway? Why do people have to be young

order to think young?

Now you're talking, Angela. Now you're
talking because, hey, I mean, look at

huh? I'm going out with a 22 -year -old
girl and I don't have any problems.

How nice for you. Yeah, yeah, you know,
we enjoy doing the same things.

Going to the same places. You know what
I mean? We enjoy just hanging out

together. And that's another thing.

Why is it that men have to date girls
who are half their age in a ludicrous

attempt to recapture their lost youth?

It is pathetic.

So, how was your day, Mona?

I can't complain. I went to lunch with a
guy half my age.

I won! I won! I won my prize!

Oh, what a night! Don't you just love
ice dancing?

I live for it.

You know, I still don't understand how
your skate broke. Usually that happens

the ice.

Yours broke in the men's room?

Well, hey, cheap skates.

Hey, well, look.

Good night, Casey.

Hey, uh, let's keep in touch. Oh, wait a
minute. What about tomorrow, bright and

early, our 10K run?

Ah, 10 full Ks. How deep.

I guess I'm game.

I hope nothing happens to my running
shoes.

Good night.

Oh.

Didn't I tell you never to watch TV when
you're doing your homework?

Oh, I'm having trouble coming up with
some ideas, so I thought I'd steal some.

Oh, well, don't worry. You'll steal
something great.

Tony.

Tomorrow morning is the presentation,
and I'm still trying to figure out

in and what's out and what's hot and
what's not.

I don't know hip from Shinola.

Well, don't worry about it, Angela.
You're probably just in a little slump.

this isn't a little slump. This is a
complete creative collapse.

All right, okay, okay. All right, relax
now. Here, relax. Sit down.

Sit down. Now, look, the key in this
situation is to loosen up, Angela.

I mean, like, this happens to me, too.
Like, sometimes I figure there's just no

way I can make chicken different. You
know what I mean? I mean, there's a

million ways I could. I can't find
another way, and I'm just about to give

And there I am in the checkout line, and
bingo, I see it. Women's Day, 48 new

ways to cook chicken your family never
expected.

And just like that, I'm out of my slump.
But now I understand why we had chicken

layer cake.

Huh?

I'm gonna hit the hay.

Yeah. You know, you look a little tired.

The baby mogul wearing you out?

Uh, me?

Wearing me out? What, are you kidding
me, Angela? I happen to have a full 10K

5 .30 a .m. in the morning. Gee, I just
hope I can get to sleep. I'm so wired,

you know what I mean?

Well, good night.

Good night.

Loosen up, Bauer. Just loosen up.

Hi.

I like tabby cats and tofu.

I hate report cards and rainy days.

I wear Armando Ghia clothes.

And I have an IQ of 47.

The hell with it.

Sit.

What?

What's the matter?

Hi, I'm...

Oh, no? You should try ice dancing.

Come on, you're going to be late for
school. Have you got your book? Have you

got your protection money?

Yes.

Good morning.

Angela? Wow.

Mom, your skirt shrunk.

No, it didn't.

Then your legs grew?

No.

No, sweetheart. This is the way they've
always been.

Well, I haven't seen them since I
scrubbed you in your baffinette.

Well, I know it's a little extreme, but
don't worry. I know what I'm doing.

Is this hip or what?

You're more than hip.

You're hot.

It's my secret weapon for the
presentation, part of a brilliant

scheme. I guess it started coming to me
last night when I was watching the new

Mr. Mister video.

It's already out? Oh, yeah, it was on
MTV last night.

Rolling Stone said they'd be debuting
this week. You know, it's the issue with

Stevie on the cover.

Stevie... Nix.

Oh, you thought I was referring to
Stevie Winwood?

sometime. She's already hanging out.

Uh, so, uh, Tony's not back from jogging
yet, huh? I kind of wanted to get his

opinion. What, don't you want mine?

No, Mother.

Actually, I don't. I'm feeling kind of
good this morning.

Since you didn't ask me, I'll tell you.

You look sensational.

I do?

Yes. Oh, mother. Oh, you get out there,
babe, and you knock them dead, huh?

And watch that hair, will you? You could
put somebody's eye out.

Better be careful with that newspaper.
You might set it on fire.

Angela?

That's you?

In the flesh.

Yeah, and so much of it.

What are you looking at?

Angela, people are staring.

Yeah, and you were one of them.

Well, I thought you were someone else.
But now you're you.

of you I knew.

Tony, I'm only dressed like this, so
Armando will see what I have to offer.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Listen up. Chill out.

Don't you dare bend over.

Mr. Gio will see you now. Oh, thank you.
Now look, Angela, whatever you do, if

he drops a contact lens, do not get on
your hands and knees.

What if he wants to play leapfrog?

I'll give you leapfrog.

What are you looking at?

Dad, how much longer do I have to do
this? I don't want to hurt my dialing

Come on, just a little longer, please.

Hello, Bauer resident. Oh, Samantha.

Hello. Oh, hi, Casey.

Yeah, sure, sure. Oh, tonight? Yeah?

What'd you have in mind?

Ooh, indoor soccer, huh?

Yeah, oh, we got good seats?

Oh, we're going to play.

Even better.

Yeah, oh, no, no, Angela's not back yet.
Hey, so what's the word?

What?

How come?

Oh, I see, I see.

Hey, listen, you mind if I break it to
her?

Yeah, okay, thanks. I'll see you later.

What is it?

Ah, poor Angela, she didn't get the job.

Poor me. I got to tell her.

But, hey, she's probably got a pretty
good idea, huh?

Hi. Oh, I feel great.

I'm positive I got this account.

This is the grown -up moment.

I knocked him dead.

He said he's going to make a decision in
24 hours. Maybe sooner. Oh, I wouldn't

be surprised.

You know what I told him? I said, if I
look this hot in your clothes, why not

tell your line to women my age?

He could expand his market. I said he
could triple his sales.

Oh, I really impressed him. He didn't
even know what to say.

Yeah, well, he came up with something.

What do you mean?

Sit down.

Look, he, uh, Armando thinks you're
terrific.

He just doesn't think that young girls
want to wear what their mothers wear.

He feels that instead of expanding his
market, you'd be killing it.

But, hey, what does he know?

A lot.

He's right.

Oh, why didn't I think of that?

I was so busy trying to be young and
with it that I missed it.

Didn't do my homework.

Oh, well, hey.

Hey, he says you got a great pair of
legs.

Wonderful. I'll be a rockette.

Ah, come on, Angela.

Hey, you don't think they're good
enough?

Are you kidding me? I think they're
great legs. In fact, I was thinking of

taking your legs out tonight, and if
you'd like, you can come with us.

Sure. Oh, what about your date with
Casey? I mean, you don't want to let the

soccer team down.

Ah, who needs that? I mean, I'll just
call her, and I'll tell her I'm sitting

with an old friend.

Oh, Angela, come on, come on. You're so
sensitive about this age thing, Angela.

I mean, what are you going to learn? It
doesn't matter how old you are. How old

are you?

It doesn't matter how old you are. It's
just important that you're young at

heart. How old is your heart?

Young enough to keep up with you.

Your heart is young enough to keep up
with my heart? Yes, I would say so. Oh,

you would, huh? Well, let's just see
about that, may we?

You know, Angela, I could drop all that
stuff over at Armando's loft.

Oh, no, Tony, that won't be necessary.
Why don't you just send it to him? C .O

.D.

You know, we could send this over to
Charo.

Coochie, coochie.

You know, I wish I had a picture of your
face when you saw me in that.

Oh, by the way, you have a cavity in
your upper right molar.

Damn.

I guess I did overreact. I mean, hey,
you should be able...

to wear anything you want. I mean people
should be able to wear whatever they

want.

Next on Nick at Night, spend some
quality time hanging out in an airport

No wait, don't go away. We mean the fun
-filled airport lounge on Nantucket, the

home of Sandpiper Air and those Hackett
brothers.