All language subtitles for whos_the_boss_s02e03_ad_man_micelli

There is more to life than what you're
lit.

So take a chance and face the wind.

Open road and road that's hit. Brand new
life around the bend.

There were times I lost a dream or two.

Found a trail that at the end was you.

There's a path we take and a path not
taken. The choice is up to you, my

Nights are long, but you might awake to
a brand new life, a brand new life, a

brand new life around the bend.

Wait a moment, wait a moment, wait a
moment. Good morning.

Morning, Mona.

Meatball heroes for breakfast?

Nah, Mona, this is for the kids' lunch.

Hot meatball subs for the first day of
school.

I give that meat two hours to turn gray
and the fat to congeal into white, waxy

globs.

Mona, Mona, Mona, Mona, you're talking
to me here, not some kid on the street.

Good morning. Oh,

mother, wait until you see Sam. Tony,
those clothes you bought her are

absolutely adorable.

Now, wait a minute. Are we talking sixth
grade adorable?

Are we talking junior high adorable
because she's going to be a teenager in

weeks? Definitely junior high. Okay. You
know, because I really wanted to fit

in. She will, Tony. Not like Angela, who
spent her first day in the seventh

grade hiding in her locker.

Sir? I was not hiding.

The ninth graders locked me in there.

Oh, not that that's going to happen to
Sam.

Of course not, Tony. They only do that
to nerds with cooties. Oh, yeah.

You know, the thing is, is that I've
been checking out these fashions in TC

Magazine. And you know, that outfit I
got her? It's definitely bodacious.

15 right.

22 left.

15 left.

Please open. Please.

Oh, no.

Jim. Hi, Marcy, and I'm glad to see you.

How is Jim?

Awful. They make you take a shower.

Sam, don't look. Here come the popular
girls.

Marcy, we've only been here for three
hours. How can anybody be popular

We're talking Robin Fraker.

Her sister was only head cheerleader.

Here they come. Should we say hi? Yeah,
but don't blow it.

Hi, Marcy.

She's talking to me.

Hi, Marcy.

Hi, this is Bonnie and Julia. Hi. Hi.

Hi. Oh, this is Samantha Maselli. Hi.
Hi. Hi.

Everyone calls me Sam.

You guys want to come? Yeah, that would
be pretty okay.

Oh, where do you live, Sam? Oak Hills
Drive.

Nice neighborhood.

I bet your dad's loaded.

Well, he really cleans out.

Don't have to worry.

What? I thought you were looking at
yourself.

I wasn't looking at myself. I was
cleaning.

Which is no easy task, the way you trash
this place. I don't want to say

anything, Angela, but you are a very
messy worker.

Don't talk to me about work.

Tony, advertising is supposed to be a
collaborative art. There's copywriters

artists and market analysts.

each contributing his or her own
expertise for a common goal.

Angela, is this going to be a long
story? I got cookies in the oven.

I simply want to know why, with 30 of
the industry's most creative minds on my

payroll, I do all the work.

Simple. You're the best. That's why they
made you the president.

You're right.

Bye, Dad. Bye, Dad. Oh, wait a minute.
Where are you going? Where are you off

to? Where am I going? I'm only going to
Robin Frazier's house.

Robin Frazier. Well, how come I haven't
met her, Sam?

because she's never over here. I'm
always at her house. Bye, Dad.

See ya.

See ya.

Is everything okay?

She's never home anymore, Angela. She's
always out.

Well, Tony, you wanted her to fit in.
You wanted her to make friends.

Well, how come I don't know any of them?
How come she don't bring them around?

Well, did you invite them over here?

Since when do kids need invitations?

They come over. They hang out. They eat
your food. They leave. It's nice.

I got a great idea.

Tony, why don't we have a surprise party
for her birthday?

I'll get to meet all of her new friends.

Yeah, well, let's make it a slumber
party.

Let's not go overboard.

Oh, no, no, no, Tony, that's what you do
in the seventh grade. You make popcorn,

you talk about boys, and you practice
kissing.

With who?

Tony, you practice on the back of your
hand.

We practiced in the back of a Chevy.

Lovely. Hi, guys.

Honey, come here. Guess what? For a
surprise, for Sam's birthday, we're

have all our girlfriends sleep over
here. Won't that be fun?

Girls, may I sleep next door at Peter's?

Well, it's okay with me if it's okay
with Peter's mom.

Yeah? Oh, boy.

She says yes to everything.

That's why Peter's got so many brothers
and sisters.

Tony. Tony, are we all set? for
Saturday. Well, you know something,

that I think about it, Friday would be
better because she will not be expecting

a thing. Oh, Tony, Tony, I can't. I have
a date on Friday.

You do?

With who?

Tony!

I'm sorry.

It's a slumber party. I mean, hey, you
ain't gonna be out all night, will you?

Will you?

Well, I guess you got a big Friday night
planned with all your friends, eh? I

thought I did, but everyone's busy.

Oh, well, don't worry, Sam.

They're probably just having a party and
you're not invited.

Thanks a lot, Lou.

Oh, I wonder who that could be. of me.
Sam, would you get that for me? I'm a

little busy here, okay? Sure, it'll be
the thrill of my evening. Oh, thank you,

sweetheart.

That's them!

I'm out of here!

Don't let any girls touch my stuff! Get
going, yeah!

Sorry!

Happy birthday, baby!

Daddy, you know about this the whole
time? Ah, look what I say, I'm a party

animal, hey!

planned the whole thing single
-handedly. Of course, he did confer with

world's greatest living authority on
slumber parties.

Me.

Come on, Tony, let's go make room in the
freezer. For what?

The first girl that falls asleep gets
her bra frozen.

Or in Bonnie's case, her undershirt.

Hey, Mona,

I really appreciate you helping me with
this, because, you know, I wanted to fit

in so bad.

Don't you think that's an awful lot of
room just for a bra?

Well, you never know, Tony. The first
person to fall asleep may be me.

Not bad, huh? Just two weeks in the
school. And Robin Fraser's sleeping bag

your floor? I know!

It's just one thing.

She thinks that my dad's loaded.

Don't worry, because it won't come up.

Ooh, real bean ceiling.

Nice house.

He's terrific. What does your dad do?
Oh, he's a congressman. But he made most

of his money in the private sector.

Oh.

Great.

What does your dad do?

I'm not really sure, but he won a Nobel
Prize.

So, what do you think your dad does now?

Well, he's a big success in advertising.

Yes, in advertising.

He's the president of Wallace and
McQuaid.

Really? It's the 12th largest
advertising agency in the country. Oh,

great.

I don't believe it, Mona. She's out
there lying about me.

Well, Tony, maybe it's a party game. You
know, fib about your father.

It's a nice try, Mona. I'll tell you why
she's lying, because she's ashamed.

Because the housekeeper ain't good
enough for her and her new friends.

Well... You know...

She's under a lot of pressure to fit in.
Yeah, I know. And I wanted to fit in.

But I can't let her get away with lying.

I don't know why not. I've been getting
away with lying at my birthday party for

years.

Come on. Don't be so hard on her, huh?

Thirteen is a rough age.

Yeah, I guess so. Thirteen. So is
fourteen.

And fifteen. And sixteen.

And 32 was no bowl of cherry.

We are living in a material world. And I
am a material girl. You know

that.

How come when you kiss a boy you have to
close your eyes?

Yeah, Sam, do you think I could see a
second in the kitchen?

Excuse me, ladies.

I'll be right back.

I'm not dead?

Samantha, I heard what you said about me
out there.

What do you mean? I don't know what
you're talking about.

I didn't mean it.

It just kind of happened.

Yeah, well, you know you can't be, and
you shouldn't. and be ashamed of who you

are. I mean, if there's one thing your
mother and I tried to teach you, that

it.

Now, you want to go outside and tell
your friends the truth or you want me to

it for you?

I'll do it.

Okay, sweetheart.

I'm sorry, Dad.

I know you are, baby. I know, I know.

I guess you mean tonight, huh?

I really wanted you to like me a lot.

Well, of course you did. We're the
popular girls.

Yeah.

And we do like you, Sam.

And we took a vote.

You are our new best friend.

I think you are cheerleader material.
Definitely.

Did you hear that?

Yeah, I heard.

Don't bronze my pom -poms yet.

Remember when I was telling you about my
dad?

Well, uh, I might have stretched the
truth just a little bit.

Okay, I lied. You lied to your new best
friends?

My dad didn't come up with that campaign
there.

I just said it because... Well,
because... Because... Because

is a collaborative art.

See, there's graphic artists, there's
market analysts, there's copywriters,

one loaning his or her own expertise to
a common goal.

I mean, I didn't come up with that ad,
but I put the team together that did.

And he did it so quickly.

Dad, you're the best.

That's why I'm the president.

Will boy George let his hair grow long?

Hello,

everybody. Happy birthday.

Angela. Angela?

Who's that?

It's Angela.

Is she your mom?

Well, uh... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

She's your mom. She's my wife. My wife.
Oh, me?

Yeah, we're married. We've been married
for years. For years since the wedding,

right?

Excuse me. Could I have a word with you
privately in the kitchen? Excuse me. Do

you mind telling me what the hell is
going on here?

We're going in the kitchen. Hold me a
minute.

Hey, Sam. Is your dad upset because your
mom's on a date?

A date?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

This is not a date.

This is cousin... Cousin... Andrew.

Andrew, such a big family.

Well, my goodness, Andrew, we haven't
seen you in forever.

Since the wedding, huh?

Has it been that long?

Well, my goodness, we can't let that
happen again, can we? Why don't you call

me, Andrew? Here, you'll come by, we'll
barbecue.

Moved in here, I've had to explain a lot
of things to my date.

But married to you?

Well, I had to say we were married
because I said I owned your house.

And I'm also the president of Wallace
and McQuaid.

You're the president of Wallace and
McQuaid.

Samantha just wanted to be like the rest
of her friends who just happened to be

loaded. Oh, so you're me and I'm your
wife. Who's my mother, Tina Turner?

No, we've got the truth on that. She's
your mother. Good.

Sam's grandmother.

Oh, come on, Angela. I know it's wrong,
and Sam knows it's wrong, but can't we

just let it slide for tonight? I mean,
look, I can't give my daughter what

other guys give their kids, but I can
give her her 13th birthday.

So what do you say, Angela?

Will you be my wife?

Tony, this is the stupidest thing I've
ever heard of.

What do you got better offer?

flesh. Hello, Mama.

Don't forget Papa.

Oh, Mama.

Where is Andrew?

Oh, you'll see Cousin Andrew at the next
family funeral.

We're playing tooth or dare.

You have to swear to tell the truth or
you have to take the dare.

Want to play, Mrs. Bauer? Why not?

What have we got to hide?

This will be fun.

Wait a minute. How come your name is
Bauer and your husband is Maselli?

Yes, dear. Why is that?

I use my own name for business reasons.

What business are you in?

Advertising. Angela.

Oh, just like your husband.

Well, actually, she's not in
advertising.

Yeah, yeah, that's right. She's not in
advertising. She sort of just helps me.

You know, the woman behind the man sort
of thing.

Isn't that right, dear?

Right, dear.

Okay,

truth or dare, when you two met, was it
love at first sight? No.

Angela, she said she wanted the truth.
One look, she was hooked.

You wish.

Angela, you asked me to move in the
first day you met me. And he's been

her pillows ever since.

You're such a card.

Let's open the presents.

I've had this grin on his face for
weeks. I'm going to open his.

Oh, no, no, no.

Let's open some of the girls, and we'll
do mine tomorrow.

No, that means it's going to be good.
Come on, open it.

Wow.

Oh, it's a locket. Oh, my God. It opens.

Wait.

There's a picture inside.

It's you, Mr. Maselli.

Yes, ma 'am.

Who's that?

Oh, she's beautiful.

Yeah, she's gorgeous, isn't she? She's
Sam's aunt.

She's Sam's aunt. No, she's not, Dad.

She's my mother.

And she taught me to be proud of who I
am.

And you want to know something, baby?

I am proud of who you are.

You know something else? I think you
look just like her.

No, Julia, she is not her mother.

Really? And who is she?

She's Angela.

She's terrific.

But the truth is, she's my dad's boss.

My dad's her housekeeper.

And you still have time to run an
advertising agency?

I do the housekeeping around here.

Angela's the advertising president.

Why didn't you tell us?

I was afraid you wouldn't like me if you
knew the truth.

I'm not rich, and I bring my lunch.

Samantha Maselli from Brooklyn.

Hey, yo. Oh, wait.

Oh, Sam, I would have still liked you.
Me too.

Not me.

What?

I am a star. You guys know that.

But I guess it's too late.

I already like you.

You do the rules, Angela.

want to fall asleep.

You were right, Tony. We didn't need
that much space.