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Well, there be.

Where is he?

I beg your pardon?

Don't play games with me, Demon.

Demon?

Me?

Come on, man, take a load off.

What, do you expect me to stop right in the middle of a hunt?

What makes you think that you can't?

I'm not trying to tell you what to do.

What sort of demon are you looking for?

I don't know.

Well, it beats porn.

Name your poison.

Sure you do.

You're my best customer.

An oath sworn is an oath answered.

An oath of vengeance for a life taken. A past destroyed.

A future threatened.

Enemy of darkness, his battle eternal, he walks the earth relentless.

His mission, to hunt the messengers of evil and drive them back to hell.

Now, the light of the earth depends on the immortal.

This is all your fault.

Hardly. You wanted me to cook tonight.

You're the one who decided that you were going to thaw out a jar of spaghetti

sauce in the microwave. How could you be so stupid?

Stupid?

Okay, ill -advised.

God, good one. You want respect, act your age. If I acted my age, I'd be a

of dust.

Works for me.

Works for me. Grow up. Oh, this is pointless.

What's your point? Okay, I will call truce if you will.

Let's just get this place cleaned up. Good.

Fine.

Sure managed to tick off Ray.

It's not my fault that the microwave was defective. Besides, he'll get over it.

Hope he's not out too long.

He won't be, don't worry.

Why should I trust you?

Why shouldn't you?

Why do you answer every question I ask with another question?

You came in here looking for answers.

You can't get answers unless you ask the right questions, right?

Calm down.

You're in safe territory.

You can lose the hardware and just take the load off.

Well, you know, Dean, I'll tell you that.

I could smell them a mile away.

Warlock?

Nope.

Too tall to be a leprechaun.

No again.

Just drink up.

Now, you're not afraid of a little truth, are you?

Not a man of your convictions.

What could be easier to swallow?

That was too real.

What are you trying to do to me?

To open your eyes.

To what?

That's up to you.

To my past.

Sometimes the best way to make sure we're headed in the right direction is

trace the steps behind us.

I got that in a fortune cookie.

What's this all about?

It's all about you, Raphael King.

It's all about you.

You've been troubled of late, confused and unfocused.

Did you care for a devil?

Mike left.

Killing demons.

Trying to find my daughter.

It all seems so fetal now.

I've been doing it so long that I can't see the end anymore.

And no one should go on such a long journey alone.

That's what you should have said about Goodwin.

How can you know that?

Mind if I move these aside?

Trust.

This is cool. You should have seen the old omnibus we used to haul ourselves

around in, weren't we? That turkey or calatia or something.

Who cares?

Omnibus? Isn't that a horse -drawn wagon?

He's exaggerating again.

Eating is good.

Talking, not so good.

Look at this place. No one seems up around here but me.

There she goes, overreacting.

Look around, kid. I mean, she's got a point.

No, she doesn't. And don't call me kid.

Goodwin's a good kid.

Don't call him kid. He hates that.

How is that that you know what I'm thinking?

Hey, that's my job.

Goodwin's a good companion, but I wouldn't turn to him in a fight.

They caught him. I can't believe it. I can't look.

Goodwin! No, I mean it. If I look down, I'll hurl.

Check. And, uh, don't try to be a hero.

Well, I guess I don't need to tell you that, do I?

Yeah, very funny.

I'm not a coward, I'm... Practical.

Think, Goodwin, think.

What would Rafe do in this situation?

He'd chill out. That's what he'd do. He'd get his head together and he'd

breathe. He'd breathe.

I'm so screwed.

I'm so screwed. I'm so screwed.

This place reeks of evil.

Could be the plumbing. Could be the stench of all those rotten television

Hey, Barbie College Girl Temp happens to be a classic slice of modern day pop

culture. It examines in depth the confused primal urges of the post

mindset caught in the post -industrial bureaucratic... Goodwin, please.

Ixnay the psychobabble.

She's a babe.

Yeah, that's it.

Yeah, that's it. But that's not why we're here, okay? We're here for one

only. Why don't you go down that way? Meet me back here in ten minutes.

Scream if you need backup.

That's it.

Don't worry about that boy.

Goodwin makes cowardice look like an art form.

Sometimes I wonder if I could let him fight his own battles. Maybe he'd get in

less trouble that way.

Yeah, he's no superhero, but he can take care of himself when the going gets

tough.

I suppose.

You got a taste of what it'd be like if you were out of the picture?

You're gonna be fine. I just need you to hold still.

Rafe, open your eyes, please.

Just help me.

Please help me.

What do we do now?

I have to bury him.

Bury him?

Rafe always said that... Rafe always said that if something should happen, he

wanted to be buried as closely as possible to the Japanese tradition.

And I have to respect that.

And that means?

First is the Oktaya.

It's the evening transit. It's like a wake. Then comes the Osashiki.

Goodie.

That was horrible for him.

Yes, it was.

Yet he was prepared to survive in his own way.

Goodwin's the best friend a man could ever hope for.

He's always been there for me when I've needed him.

Really?

What are you two doing here?

Goodwin, you're okay?

Yeah, of course I'm okay.

How did you know where I was?

What's this, you followed me?

You bug me.

I don't believe this.

It was my idea.

We were worried about you.

So you treat me like a criminal?

Goodwin. That building's full of demons, okay? You can't go back in there. Ray,

you can't tell me where to go and what to do. Do you hear what I'm saying?

That place is a ticket straight to hell.

And who's that woman you're seeing anyway?

None of your business.

She could be one of them.

Or the building could have some kind of hold on her, Goodwin. You know, I think

I can spot a demon after 400 years. Any of us could have their judgment clouded.

Yeah, well, not me.

Goodwin, where are you going?

Back to the bus to get my stuff.

Rafe, dump him.

I can't.

Goodwin has the heart and soul of a teenager and the needs of a man.

And that can get him into a whole lot of trouble, especially when it comes to

women.

Why do you think he's remained loveless for the last four centuries?

Hey, that comes with the territory.

How can he love a mortal woman and expect her to understand why she ages

doesn't? Or sit and watch his children grow old and die while he keeps going on

and on and on?

So you're saying immortality is a kind of curse?

I'm saying it has its price.

And sometimes it feels too high.

Is that why you condemned yourself to loneliness?

many things.

Love, tenderness,

kindness,

and to know that she is desired.

Makiko was a beautiful woman.

Yes, she was.

I thought you weren't afraid of anything.

I'm tired of your games.

What kind of trap is this?

There's no trap.

Where's the door?

You don't need it.

When you get ready to go, you can show yourself out.

I'm ready right now.

I don't think so.

Goodwin, I've been thinking.

Well, that's unusual.

Why can't we just get along?

We do get along.

Well, then why are we always fighting?

We don't fight. We joust verbally.

We push each other's buttons. It's not the same as fighting. Okay, I don't care

what you want to call it, but I think it's time that we found a better way to

get along.

You've been reading those self -help relationship books again, haven't you?

Chicken Soup for the Demon Hunter?

Goodwin, that is just the kind of bad attitude that I'm talking about.

You know, I think we have to get past these petty issues and start putting our

focus on nailing demons instead of nailing each other.

Nailing each other, please.

Good win.

Good. All right.

Sounds like a plan.

Besides, I think Rafe would appreciate it if we tried to get along a little

better.

Good.

So, we're in agreement then?

Totally.

I feel better already.

Great.

Fabulous.

Excellent. Catch you later.

Where are you going?

Out for pizza.

Like that?

Yeah, why?

Because when I thought you were cooking dinner tonight.

No, you said I was cooking dinner. So you blow up the kitchen and then you

off? What is that?

Are we fighting right now?

I'll make the call. You pick it up, okay?

Yes, I would like to order a medium, non -fat veggie tofu to go, please.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not eating that.

Goodwin.

You can't keep me here.

I'm not.

You are.

You're charging here for a reason.

Until you tell me what you want, I can't help you. I mean, I'm just... I know, I

know. You just work here.

So will it be, pal?

You can start by stop calling me pal.

My name's Rafe.

Okay, Rafe. Now we're getting somewhere.

Sit down.

Relax.

Have a cocktail.

True feelings are purer than demon Christmas cards.

That's why there's so much trouble to figure out.

Nothing's simply black or white.

There's still an order to things.

Right and wrong.

Good and evil.

Okay, here's the drill.

Malus and Besista are class A demons. They're more powerful than you can

imagine. Then there's your garden variety class B demons.

It's all about coloring within the lines, isn't it, Raven? Then below them

class C vermin, strictly bottom feeders.

Gangbangers, drug dealers, wife feeders, street mimes, your basic scum. Are you

making this up?

No. Everything has to fit in a neat little box, otherwise you can't deal

it.

But the world's not like that.

It's constantly evolving.

And so are you.

My duty remains the same.

It never changes.

Really?

Can you honestly say you're the same man now that you were in 1638?

I don't think so.

Help, I've got to be outside.

It's the Pira. We were hunting.

The horse threw him. He's hurting. He can't walk. Show me.

Mikiko!

What is it?

There's trouble. I have to go.

Be careful, husband.

Always.

You were a simple farmer then, and now you're a man of a different time, still

locked into simple ideals.

You've changed more than you know.

And change is not altogether a bad thing.

Luke, you look styling.

Come on, the bow tie looks fine. Here.

Do I look okay?

Absolutely.

Thanks. You guys both look very handsome.

To survive as long as I have, I've got to learn a few new tricks along the way.

Tricks?

I'm not talking about dodging demons.

I'm talking about you living your life.

There's more to your existence than just this modest devotion to your quest.

Like what?

Like Sarah.

I'm just worried about her at all.

Because of how you feel about her or because of how she feels about you?

to matter with you.

You can slay demons in your sleep, defend the earth from the forces of

when a bottle jockey like me tries to get you in touch with some real

you act like a scalded cat.

Hey.

Yeah.

I got a feeling you've tasted this one before.

Battle.

Time, Sheriff.

Time to wake up and die.

What? I said it's time to wake up and die.

It's time for you to wake up, Billy.

Not much of a gang.

Just enough to finish you off.

The higher they are, the farther they fall.

Bet you think you're pretty good with that giant butter knife of yours, huh?

Goodwin, will you put the guns away before you hurt somebody?

Look, I don't know who this Goodwin is, all right?

Think.

Japan, Yashiro, are up to fight demons.

Demons?

You drinking rock cups here?

I'm your best friend.

My name ain't Goodwin.

And you ain't brand.

You gonna shoot me?

Uh -huh.

Just another notch on the pistol, Sheriff.

Take your best shot.

You ain't gonna draw.

Nope.

Better aim for the heart.

tricked yourself.

No, that wasn't Goodwin.

That was the work of demons. Demons always tap into the well of real

order to inflict damage.

There are times when you and Goodwin have some real problems to work out.

You have to face that. You cannot hide from that.

You're right.

Now we're getting somewhere.

See, you're bound to have problems with Goodwin and Sarah.

Yet they're the only two people on Earth you can trust, besides me.

When you don't trust them, your world turns upside down.

How can you be so sure?

Because you're only human, man.

You try to be any more than that, and you're doomed to fail.

Do you think Makiko would understand your feelings for Sarah?

Is it possible for you to...

Love again and still hold her in your heart?

I don't know how I feel.

See, that's the question you're most afraid of.

Until you answer that, you ain't going anywhere.

Ever hear of traffic?

Sir?

You already ate half?

Well... You've been shaking these again, haven't you? The bridge was gridlocked.

What do you want me to do?

I needed sustenance to get home.

Goodwin, it's cold.

You know, if it's not the spaghetti, it's the drinks I had.

What's up with the big guy?

Hello.

Go see whether he wants to hit the road.

Enjoy that.

Make sure it doesn't explode.

Ray?

Raphael?

Hey.

He's totally vapor -locked.

What does that mean?

I can't snap him out of it. Rafe, come on, wake up. Did this happen before?

Not for very long.

He got stuck in the zone once for a few days, but... Come on, Rafe, work with me

here. Come on, please.

Well, what did you do then, Goodwin?

We were in the Alps. I just rolled him down a mountainside into a frozen

Long story.

Come on, Rafe.

What can you do here?

I don't know. Stay with him while I get my emergency kit.

Goody's going to take care of you, okay?

You're just going to hang in there.

Goodwin, do something! I am doing something.

Orangutan extract.

Well, I knew it was an evening in Paris.

Pickled eggs?

I don't eat. And if I did, it wouldn't be that.

I would think not.

Now, mind you, there was a time.

Oh!

Give me a break. I'm starving here. Feels like I haven't eaten in about 400

years. That was a deep trick.

I can't be held accountable for what I do under a spell.

Yeah, but does that mean you can't learn from the experience?

I mean, didn't it feel good to act like a regular guy for a change and just

enjoy the simple pleasures of food and drinking?

I'm not a regular guy, am I?

Maybe not.

But can you say you're better off living this life of denial you've imposed on

yourself?

Who put you up to this anyway?

You did.

I'm your personal guide down memory lane.

I'm here to see that you don't get lost.

Lost?

Happens sometimes.

I'm going to see the best of us. We just snap.

We lose our grip on reality.

Of course it's hot.

Madness.

No!

Sound mind is as important as a sound body.

You all need a little mental floss from time to time.

What's that old burnout got to do with it?

What's gotten into you, Ralph?

It's me, Gordon, your brother -in -law.

Sammy Shearer runs the corner store near the trailer park, man.

You're going to have to pull yourself together, man.

I mean, you got Sheila scared silly.

Who's Sheila?

Your wife, man.

Your wife?

My sister?

You're going to have to snap out of this, man.

I was like the doctor said, honey.

All the pressure was getting to you, what with the baby coming and all.

It was my fault too, baby.

You should have just shut up when you talked.

No.

I was drugged, confused. It was Malos' doing.

Oh, yeah.

Malos.

Your worst enemy.

Or is he?

What's the real reason you've never defeated him?

Is it because you're afraid of him?

Rafe, it's me. It's Goody. You can't do this. Shut your mouth.

Rafe, no.

Malos is doing this. Please, fight him.

I've had just about enough of your lip.

No, that's not it. He's the key to finding Kiyomi. If I kill him, I won't

her. He counts on that to keep him alive and kicking.

Your fear allows Malos to flourish.

How long are you going to allow him to go on and on unchecked?

You sound like a shithole.

I wish you was here to show me the way.

You can find your own way.

Yeah, down a path cut with a sword.

Sometimes I just want to stop. Hang up your sword and walk into the sunset?

That's not your style.

You still have demons to kill, a daughter to find.

I don't deal in futures.

Just the path you've already walked.

Then what's the point?

You want guarantees by stereo.

That's not what I mean.

Maybe that's what brought you here.

Maybe you're starting to question your purpose.

If you dare lose your focus, if you dare drop your guard, you will become

vulnerable.

And so will the ones that you love.

Stay as long as you like.

His pupils are fixed. He could be in a coma.

Goodwin, hurry up!

I am hurrying.

Nothing. You chased in here after something.

You know what it is yet?

cutting you off.

Self -pity won't get you anywhere.

Self -awareness is the only ticket out of here.

Who do you have to battle every day of your life?

Minute by minute.

Who is it?

Enough. Day after day.

Enough. Century after century. Enough. Who?

you die.

This is something you're going to have to work through.

You can't solve all your problems with rage.

Is that so?

Don't. Don't!

You came chasing him here with a purpose.

Running after your worst enemy.

Who do you have to fight every day of your life? Who do you have to battle

time you pick up your sword?

Okay, pal.

We're going to have to do this the hard way.

Who is it?

Who are you fighting?

Say it.

Say it.

Myself.

I'm fighting myself.

There you go.

You know, I don't mean to get all touchy -feeling about this, but...

Until you face the truth, you're not going to be able to get out of here.

Now, I call this one the blaster.

Knocks down all the barriers.

Gets right to the painter.

Not everybody can handle this one.

Bring it on.

It's like a mule, don't it?

Oh, boy.

Oh, boy.

Now, Sarah is in your life because you want her there.

Help me!

You can still love the memory of your wife and in time find a way to love

too.

I shouldn't.

Rafe, don't let the fear of sharing your life keep you from being whole.

Okay.

But first you have to dance with me.

Why haven't we done this before? You're wonderful.

You are more than a warrior. You've got a heart.

And that makes you the right guy.

We better start CPR.

Just let down the wall.

Let Sarah into your heart.

See how it works out?

We're still on!

Welcome back.

You had us scared.

Good to be back.

You're sure you're okay?

Yeah, I just feel a little fuzzy.

I'm not surprised.

I thought we were going to have to forward your mail to the Twilight Zone.

I'm so sorry, you guys. I did not mean to scare you.

Forget it.

Well, I'm gonna go batten down the kitchen and we'll hit the road.

Where is this coming from?

From heart.

Oh.

Good.

I want you to know that you, you make a difference in our lives.

We'll take us, but... I'm glad you're here.