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Hurry up, Goodwin.

They're really going at it.

Yeah, and we're running out of ammo.

Have they ever

gotten this close to the bus before? More ammo, Goodwin!

Wraith's presence forms a protective zone around the closet. Don't worry,

can't get in.

Do you know there's some prior experience?

No, it's my personal theory. They've never been inside before.

Stay away from him, you monster. Oh, scary, but... Back off!

Come on, what's your... Here,

take the sword.

I just need you to hold still, Rafe, okay?

You're going to be fine. I just need you to hold still.

is an oath answered.

An oath of vengeance for a life taken. A past destroyed.

A future threatened.

Enemy of darkness.

His battle eternal.

He walks the earth relentless.

His

mission.

to hunt the messengers of evil and drive them back to hell.

Now, the light of the earth depends on the immortal.

Come on, breathe, Rafe.

Rafe, breathe.

Please, stop breathing, Rafe. Please, buddy.

What's your sign?

Hey, what kind of sports do you enjoy?

that what is a tasty treat like you doing with a stiff like him i mean it

sure you do you're gonna be fine please open your eyes race

open your eyes please just help me please help me i'll use this okay i

just wish you would consider one night with asher demon lover wow that was

a warning

You will be Asher Demon Eunuch.

Oh, I just love it when you talk dirty to me.

Goodwin!

Help!

Hurry, Goodwin!

I'll be right back, okay?

I'll be right back.

Stay away from her. Or what?

Come on, kid, make a move.

I think so.

Say bye bye now.

Daddy's home.

You all right? Oh, I'm fine.

Look at him lie there.

You know, all the demons tried to take him down. None of them could do it.

Malos failed.

Randall, he failed twice.

Only I was able to bring in the great immortal.

Where's the sword?

Now, Ellie, this is no time for jokes.

Please, heaven, I don't believe this.

What?

You left the sword.

The squire!

That little punk must have taken it.

It was great.

Okay. How much time do we have?

Okay, we've got a few hours left. The planetary convergence is almost upon us.

Perfect.

You realize it's all or nothing this time, don't you? Yeah, I'm well aware of

what's at stake, Ellie, my sweet. You be patient. I hate being patient.

And I'm not sweet.

Oh, Ellie, that's why I love you.

I want to show you something, Ellie.

What's up with that?

Oh, yes.

Aren't you a little beautiful, baby?

Check this out.

Look what I made.

Nice.

Good likener.

Yeah, I don't think they'll be able to tell him from the real to blind.

Okay.

Get going.

Yes, Master.

Now, Ellie, that's respect.

He's gone. You saw that.

Where could he go?

He could be hurt or something. Sarah, he's dead.

He can't die. That's impossible. He's immortal.

I checked his heart. He had no pulse.

No, he... They probably just took him to some demon realm or something.

Sarah, don't.

wasting time.

Just relax, witch. I got a plan.

What's the matter? Don't you trust my perverted evil mind? Do you think I'm an

idiot? No, baby.

Don't say that. It hurts your head.

Tell me about the prophecy, my delicious wicked one.

Well, once upon a time, my most clever darling found a prophet.

Who foretold of the day when I would be instrumental in ushering in the flood of

evil on Earth. Go on.

And on the day of the planetary convergence, my dream would be realized.

More.

Polar ice caps will shatter and earthquakes will rock the Earth.

And then? And then I will take my rightful place at the left hand of Satan

help him usher in the thousand year reign. Oh yeah.

That power -hungry Malos will get what he so rightfully deserves.

You know, I helped make him, and what do I get in return? Nothing.

Outs me from my position, separates me from my most unholy master.

He'll get his in time.

That's right.

This new evil will make the depravity of ancient Rome look like a Britney Spears

concert.

Oh, what fun. We're going to have Satan and I.

What about me?

Oh, fear not, kitten. I'll always have a need for your talent.

I'm hoping the master will enjoy my talent as well.

Oh. to be bad.

I intend to be.

What do we do now?

I have to bury him.

Bury him?

Rafe always said that... Rafe always said that if something should happen,

you want to be buried as closely as possible to the Japanese tradition.

And I have to respect that.

And that means?

First is the Oksaya.

It's the evening transit. It's like a wake. Then comes the Osashiki.

Goody.

We don't have his body.

You don't understand.

The Japanese calendar runs in a cycle of good and bad days.

Bad days?

How much work can it get?

We don't have his body. I know that, Sarah. I know.

The next bad luck day starts the day after tomorrow, which means that we have

find Rafe's body tonight.

So we can bury him and the ritual can be completed in time.

Yes, we don't want to send him into the next room on a bad luck day. As his

squire, I... Some squire.

Some squire.

I failed him.

I had one, one task to do.

And I failed him. That is not true.

It's not true, Goody.

I have to find Rafe.

I have to find Rafe's body and respect his wishes.

I'm not going to let Asher turn Rafe into some sick demon show and tell. No,

we'll find him.

We'll find him.

What am I going to do?

What am I going to do?

You have to continue.

Rafe would want that.

How can I continue?

I think you know.

I'm not Raphael. I know.

I know, Goodwin.

But we have to keep Rafe's purpose alive.

I know it's hard.

Hard? What would you know about hard?

You barely knew him.

He was my friend, my family.

I lived with him for 400 years.

Where did you get off?

Telling me how...

What if it's Asher?

Demons don't knock, Sarah.

Whoa!

Lester. Goodwin.

Planets aligning. Must stop the Dark One.

DeBlond, they're so twitchy.

Aren't you the one who told me to have patience with him? I mean, the guy does

have to listen to demon voices all the time.

I don't need this right now.

He really looked dead.

Smoke and mirrors. I simply stopped his heart between beats.

Whoa, careful.

We mustn't wake him too soon. Reverse the effect.

Ah, immortal.

I've been waiting so long to meet you.

Just lying low until this fateful day.

Look at him lying there, helpless.

Like a gent.

Kill him now and feed his entrails to the dogs.

No.

If I've learned anything, it's that I must do something truly spectacular in

order to regain my position.

See, if we kill him now, his soul will go to heaven. But if we kill him in

he'll be stuck there for all eternity.

And the master will have the pleasure of killing him with the same instrument

used to take out so many of our own.

You are clever, darling.

Most gruesome one will love the irony.

That's right.

So we must ensure that he stays alive until we get that sword back.

Well, the better to kill him with later.

Exactly.

So? So?

Go get the sword, Asher.

Love? Do I have the word stupid tattooed across my forehead?

No. Then don't you talk to me like I'm a child.

I'm looking at the big picture here.

The squire and the girl preparing to come find the immortal.

How do you know they're going to find us? Well, they really don't have a lot

choice. But before I go meet them, I've got a few little playful surprises in

store. What's the... point in that.

Just kill him and get the sword.

The point is to screw with the squire, you bimbo from hell. If we don't crush

his spirit, the master will be displeased. Hey, earth the demon. The

already thinks the immortal's dead.

How much more can you mess with him?

Well, he's bent, but he's not quite broken.

By the time this day is over...

Raphael Cain will be dead and the squire will be a sniveling wreck moaning about

demons. Anyone who will take pity and listen.

When I present his quivering mass to our dark lord at the same time I hand over

the immortal, that'll be the icing on the cake.

Maybe they'll even name a fiery pit after me.

You are so gonna totally screw this up.

I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch that.

Care to share that thought?

No, I didn't think so.

Remember, kitten, you're easily replaceable.

I mean, the demons were going nuts.

Cheers and celebration.

Ding dong, the mortal is dead.

I really thought my head was going to explode.

We know, we saw it.

Was he really dead?

Well, who's going to be the next immortal?

There is no next immortal, Lester.

Well, who's going to stop Asher?

Asher, how do you know about him?

It's the old prophecy, my man.

As the one went into exile...

So the Dark One exiled the goodness from the Earth.

Then the planets aligned, and evil rained down upon the Earth.

Hallelujah. Damn, Asher's been chanting that for years.

Driving me nuts.

Yeah, well, I don't buy any of that prophecy stuff.

Nostradamus was a nutcase, and most of the others were drunk.

Now, wait a minute, Goodwin.

Think about it for a sec.

Okay, according to the Bible, Asher is one of Jacob's sons.

who was led into exile in Egypt for 400 years.

So they had the same name.

Coincidence. But if you believe that the apocalypse is supposed to happen with

the new millennium but didn't, that would make this the time of the false

apocalypse. And the planets align tonight.

Tonight the planets align tonight.

Tonight? Tonight.

Asher's been doing the big countdown all day.

Even if you're right, there's nothing I can do about it.

We can try and stop him.

I have to find Rafe.

I have to bury him.

Maybe we can do both.

Doubt it.

I'm going to find Rafe.

Then I'm going with you.

Me too.

Don't touch that.

Hmm.

Picky picky.

Lester, come on.

I thought you said demons couldn't get on the bus.

Well, they didn't get on the bus, did they?

They just sort of brought the bus to them.

Well, follow the yellow brick road, Toto.

We ain't in Kansas anymore.

No kidding.

Our little friends are on the way. Soon that sword will be mine.

As long as you don't lose them.

Well... Only a couple more hours till the convergence. They should be hitting

the first of my little surprises right about now.

Think I'll go watch their feeble little minds.

Yeah?

Ellie, I know.

Don't forget the shore.

Have a good day, sweetheart.

Rest up, immortal.

We just want you nice and strong for your death.

I just feel good today.

You're going to miss the big fella, aren't you?

Yeah. Yeah.

The ladies were all over him.

I had the same problem myself, mind you.

Must have been tough living with all that manly charm, knowing he only ever

loved that dead wife of his.

I'm currently single.

Surprising you've got my sound.

I know.

Feels like it's been about an eternity.

Goody, what's wrong?

I have vertigo.

What are you talking about?

It's the end of the universe.

The end of the universe, right. I'm the Pope. It'd be ridiculous.

We have to go back the way we came.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa! We have to go deeper into the mines. The demon is there with the

Well, then we have to go forward.

Come on, Goody. Open the door. Let's go.

Demons were right.

You really are a coward.

Lester!

Lester!

Come on, Goodwin. It's okay. It was just a trick.

It's all okay now. Come on.

So this is what the end of the universe looks like.

I'm sorry what I said earlier about it not being hard for you.

Yeah, well, let's just concentrate on getting out of here and stopping Asher.

You just won't let it go, will you?

Why are you treating me like I'm some kind of nag, Goodwin?

You know what's at stake here.

Yeah, goody.

We're in some trouble here.

We, he says. Who invited you, Lester?

Hey, I had no choice.

If the demons don't get stopped, I'm in for a particularly nasty time in hell.

They've been after me for years, all right? And if evil wins, they're going

get me.

So, depressing as it is, you're my only hope.

So, get on with it, get over yourself, and do something.

Because God only knows Blondie here ain't doing much.

I don't exactly see you being very useful.

Hey, it's my connection to the demons that's going to help you find Raphael's

body. Oh, so now you're willing to listen to the voices, huh? Yeah, or

you're just going to change your mind in five seconds. Okay, that's enough, both

of you.

God, time out.

This is crazy.

No more so than the past 400 years.

Do you smell something?

It wasn't me.

No, like pepperoni.

Turkey. Good nose. Where did you get that? Your fridge.

You got it for any food?

No.

Brilliant.

We've been in the shaft for hours. Somewhere up there is a demon to fight,

body to drag out, and we have to chuck our way back up to the surface and you

guys didn't bring any food?

Where are you guys going to get your energy from there?

Lightning bolts?

I sure know how to pick a winning team.

underestimating me.

It hurts my feelings.

What's that?

It looks like a death trap.

Interesting choice of words, given the circumstances.

Where do we go from here?

I can't take this anymore.

Oh, poor baby.

No, Goody, you're doing great. Look, we're all still here, right?

Barely. What I don't understand is how an obviously bright demon like yourself

could get mixed up with a crackpot like Escher. Watch yourself, immortal.

We're very close.

You're obviously the brains behind this operation.

Be careful, Raphael.

You're without your sword.

And you're obviously very weak.

But I don't intend to kill you.

Perhaps I plan on killing you.

Maybe. But I propose a vastly more interesting plan.

What could you possibly offer me?

So tired.

Damn you, immortal.

Is that real?

Cool. Hey, no. Hey, Lester, Lester, Lester, stop.

No.

Tune in for a second, okay? Just stay with the program.

Isn't there anything you can tell us?

Look, I can hear the voices, but I'm no mind reader, right?

Comes, it goes.

Time's running out.

We need to find Rape's body.

and get out of here without giving up the sword.

But how?

Let's get started at the beginning.

Asher decided to finally let Wraith see him.

Yeah, but it was obviously a setup to kill Wraith.

But if Wraith's dead, Asher should just be able to fulfill the prophecy. Why

does he need the sword?

That's it.

Asher can only fulfill the prophecy if Wraith's dead.

That's why he wants the sword. Asher hasn't killed him yet.

Goodwin, do you really think that's possible? Yes.

I don't have to bury Rafe.

I have to help him.

Rafe is alive.

Rafe's alive.

Alive. My, my, I think he's got it.

Do you or do you not?

have something to offer me.

How would you like to be a more powerful demon?

More powerful than even Asher.

How?

I suspect this has been your plan all along.

You do?

I've heard everything that's been said here today.

So?

So.

You may be able to fool Asher with your good little girl act, but I'm not so

easily deluded. So tell me.

What was really supposed to happen out there today?

It was the watch, wasn't it?

What can I say? I am so busted.

Wraith was never supposed to be separated from the sword.

And that's why he wants it.

Asher needs them both.

What's the matter, Asher?

Scared you can't kill him without it?

Just because you got it doesn't mean you'll be able to use it.

You always believe the good prevails, huh?

Even at a time like this.

Excuse me, but he doesn't stand a chance against Asher and all this posturing

that's not going to help Raphael. So now, we have an impending disaster here,

why not cooperate and save your own kid?

Hey, Lecter, Asher's not going to win.

Rafe's alive.

Yeah, well, that's a mishap I intend to remedy once I get my hands on that

sword. Now drop it, kid.

Don't call me kid.

Okay, time's running out.

Every passing moment means more pain for the immortal.

Look, you want to cause Raphael more pain? I mean, don't you think you've

him enough?

I have the sword. I'll win.

Mr., whose side are you on?

The side of the living, all right?

Hello? We have a demon here?

Yeah, you've never fought one before, right?

You want to help Raphael, you need to be alive.

You want to be a hero, do the right thing. Give up the sword.

Surrender! I've just about had enough of you.

You ripped my shirt.

I'll bet that as soon as you heard about the prophecy, you started figuring out

a way to plot his downfall.

So you came up with this idea.

Carefully worded, of course, so that Asher would think it was his.

Kill the immortal, get all the glory.

Just tell me one thing.

Did you expect me to avoid the trap?

No.

I expected everything to go as it did, with one little exception.

Asher was to bring back the sword.

He'd give it to me, and then... You'd kill him?

Yes.

And what about me?

Would you have killed me then?

I think I'd leave that honor to my fiendish beloved.

Satan.

Vasista.

Now that was a good little rat.

How'd you know it wasn't Lester?

The real Lester would never have suggested we surrender.

Your little ploy didn't work.

We saw right through it.

Well, that's a matter of opinion.

He led me right to you and the sword.

Hey, you even know how to use that thing, amigo?

Don't let him mess with you, Goodwin. He's just messing with your mind.

The important thing is, Rafe's alive.

He can help us now. Rafe can't do squat for you.

Once I get that sword, he's going straight to hell.

Your ticket to being Satan's left -hand man.

I like you.

He's smart.

He's sexy.

Stay away from her.

What? What are you going to do?

Are you going to lift up that sword and face me, tough guy?

Just because you have it doesn't mean you'll be able to use it.

Poor Raphael, huh?

If only he picked someone a little more, you know, capable to be his squire.

I'm going to make you pay for this if it's the last thing I do, you vile

piece of demon filth.

Rafe, I won't let you down.

I knew it.

You don't have your strength back after all.

What's the deal between you and Vashista?

Deal? There's no deal.

It's all politics.

I gambled once on the wrong demon and got burned.

I don't intend on making the same mistake again.

Yeah, I thought Mallow sent her back to the pits.

Satan's mistress gets a lot of leeway.

So, this has been her plan all along?

No, it's my scheme.

I just want to include her, get into her good books, among other things.

Would you care to elaborate on that?

I can't tell you everything, Raphael.

Where would be the fun in that?

But enough about her.

Let's talk about me.

I guess I shouldn't have underestimated you after all. I guess not.

Now, get me out of here and I'll take Asher down.

You sure you're strong enough?

He may be an arrogant, self -deluded fool, but he's still a powerful demon.

I'm strong enough.

Want to try me?

No, thanks.

Not today.

But what could stop you from turning around and killing me once you have the

sword? I only care about my friends right now.

Your death is of little interest to me.

For the moment, besides.

If I wanted you dead, I'd have killed you already.

Now get me out of here.

And don't try anything funny.

I don't have much of a sense of humor today.

Don't give in to the hate.

Rafe would be the first to tell you that.

It'll corrupt your mind and they'll win.

I'm not gonna walk away from this.

I'm gonna find Rafe.

I'm gonna tend to his wounds.

And I'm gonna give him back his sword.

Even if I have to die trying.

Oh, yeah.

You'll die, all right.

This better be the fastest way out of here. Or what?

Or I'll make you very sorry.

I can't wait till you die.

Yeah, you and all the other demons.

Asher's not going to like your treatment of me.

He's very protective.

And I suppose he treats you better?

He needs me.

Without me, he's nothing.

Do you really believe that?

You ought to wake up, you know that?

Once he's back in hell, you'll be worthless to him.

He won't give you a second thought.

So what?

I'll have his power.

Then he's just going to hook up with somebody else to bring him down.

That's not true.

Blood is thicker than water.

Hey, you couldn't sell him out fast enough.

Now we've got a few minutes left. See if you can figure out a way to beat him

once and for all.

Now move.

All right. Come on. Now we're having some fun, huh?

Come on. Give me your best shot.

Oh, wing and a miss. Break.

Come on, kid. You want to fight?

Fight.

Oh, Raphael would never shuffle around like some fool.

Good win.

You'll never win if it comes from a place of hatred and revenge.

Isn't that the first thing you Sheryl taught me?

Lady's right. You can't win, kid.

My blade is going to feel so good going through you.

Oh, you're going to have to come a little closer for that.

You don't get it both ways, Sarah.

You want me to stop after?

Well, this is it.

Feel all that hate and that rage flowing inside you? Feels good, doesn't it? I'm

not angry!

There you are.

You thought your best friend was dead.

You killed Lester.

Who wouldn't be pleased? I'm fine!

Chocolate ice cream!

Girls!

Beer! Cooters!

Just draw your strength from a positive vibe.

happens to my friends, you will live to regret it.

Damn.

Asher.

Who's he?

Where's the immortal?

Goodwin.

You're a lot better looking in person.

Flattery will get you nowhere.

I'll never put down the... I don't want you to.

I want to help.

Yeah, right.

Lower the sword, Goodwin. I can help you.

Don't listen to her.

I can make you stronger.

Don't believe her, Goodwin!

And why would you want to do that?

All the better to kill him with, my dear.

What are you, sick?

No, just sick of you.

You promised me centuries ago that you would make me the master's mistress.

Instead, I'm stuck as your lackey.

Well, it's over now.

Let's take him out.

He doesn't have any of them.

She hasn't got no chance.

With my strength backing him up and the immortal sword, she stands a pretty good

chance. No, good one, don't. You'll just be a demon pawn. She's right this time.

Thank you.

You want to be the next immortal, Goodwin? You're going to have to kill a

Stop saying that. There is no next immortal.

Rafe is alive.

He was alive until I finished him.

Oh, take it easy, kid. Listen, you want to go from the left -hand side with her.

She's weak on that side.

Left -hand side.

Stop right there.

It's time.

for your treachery. You're so dead.

Nice try,

kitten.

Give up yet?

Don't forget, you've always been smarter.

always been strong.

Time's up.

Raphael! Not you again.

Don't worry, Asher.

You'll be by your boss' side soon enough.

No, I'd like this. You'd rather stay here with me?

Uh, no,

actually. Good.

You're not so tough without your watch, are you?

Let's get out of this stink hole.

And then you showed up. You know the rest.

Yeah. I just can't believe you guys actually thought I was dead.

I let you down.

Let me down?

No, you didn't.

I'm proud of you.

When I thought you were dead, I almost gave in to the hatred.

And when I held the sword in my hand, all I wanted to do was kill.

The theory kept throwing Yashiro -isms at me, but I didn't want to hear it.

That's my girl.

I didn't think I'd get over my fear.

Stalking demons isn't about not being afraid. It's about not letting the fear

stop you.

Well, now that I've had a taste of being you, I think I like being me.

Maybe it's better that way.

How about you? Did you miss me?

Yeah.

When I thought that you were... Yeah.

We're both just glad you're alive.

I missed you, too.

Yeah.

How come I like to buy a diamond?