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Sunday, Monday, happy day.
Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.
Thursday, Friday, happy day.
The weekend comes, the cycle hums. Ready to race to you.
These days are ours.
Happy days.
These days are ours.
Oh,
baby. By gray sky, hello blue.
There's nothing can hold me when I hold you. So right.
It can't be wrong.
Rockin' and rollin'. Oh, no.
Sunday, Monday, happy days.
Tuesday, Wednesday, happy days.
Thursday, Friday, happy days.
Saturday, what a day.
Groovin' all week with you.
These days are ours.
Why your suitcase?
I didn't pack it.
Why not?
Tachi, believe me, this wasn't an easy decision to make.
But I think it's the right one.
I'm quitting the band.
What?
I'm not going on the road.
What?
Well, I want to stop singing.
What? The gig just took a nosedive. Mary.
mean you're quitting the band?
Just because I'm quitting the band doesn't mean I'm quitting you.
Well, Joanie, does that mean that you're going to be living home now?
Yeah.
Marion, Marion, please.
My baby's home.
Try to understand.
Yes. I believe in the band.
Excuse me, ma 'am. But, you see, school is becoming more and more important to
me. I want to be a teacher.
Fine. Teach in Chicago.
They have kids there, don't they?
George, come on. I already called Dean Thompson at UWM. And he says that I can
transfer into their special teacher's training program.
And what I was thinking was that you could come back here with a band and
out of Milwaukee.
What do you say?
Well, that's perfect. And then you'd both be back home. Oh, right.
I'm supposed to follow you up here, Joanie, huh? Here I come, Joanie. Here I
come.
Well, wait.
I followed you down there. Here I come, Tati. Here I come.
What are they doing, Mary?
Listen to me. The guy is not supposed to follow the girl.
The girl? is supposed to follow the guy.
It's like the song, Joni, you know, My Guy?
Check it out.
Nothing you can say can tear me away from my guy.
Nothing you can do can cause some stuff to happen to my guy.
My guy.
I never liked that song anyway.
Me neither. It's too loud. Hey, I didn't pick it.
Joni, get your buns down here right now and change your mind.
Hey, uh, Judgey. What?
You cannot force her to listen to a song you want to listen to.
All right, we went through a lot of trouble to get you here. You've got to
calm, cool, and collected, pal. Don't worry about it, Fonz. I'm going to turn
the old alcoholic charm. See, now you talk.
By the end of this dinner, I'm going to have her eating out of her plate.
I'm getting nervous.
Yeah.
Heather, that means have a good meal.
Yeah.
Oh, no, Chuch, I'm sitting here.
Yeah, I know.
I'm seating you.
Oh.
Oh, nice.
I take something strong enough. This is my favorite.
Do you have any ketchup?
Oh, Ashley, this is delicious. Oh, this is fantastic.
Thank you.
But to be honest, it really can't compare with Joanie's
Salisbury steak.
Judge, those are just frozen TV dinners.
Yeah, but Joanie, nobody thaws the food the way you do.
Don't move.
glow of the candlelight makes your eyes sparkle with the same intensity as
Ingrid Bergman's in Casablanca.
Thank you.
No, no,
I mean it. Look, Ashley, is this a beautiful woman or what?
Yes, she's very beautiful. And so are you, Tasha.
Everybody is so beautiful.
Oh, I forgot the string beans.
Tony, you know what?
I can't think of any other place I'd rather be tonight than here with you.
Oh, George.
I'm really glad to be here with you, too.
Good. The bus from Chicago leaves at 9 .30.
Oh, I see, I see. That's why you've been so nice to me. I get it.
That is not fair.
And I gave you just as many as Fonzie.
No, she's not, Kathy.
Know something?
You are so stubborn. You're just like your father. Don't bring my father. Oh,
come on.
Have a biscuit. No, thank you. I said, have a biscuit.
Thank you.
Well, you know, Chouch, I'm really glad to see that you're taking this on. I
can't believe this. I can't believe this. Ashley, you wouldn't do this to
Fonzie, would you?
Wouldn't you like a little bit of butter on that? You know something?
I wouldn't even use your Salisbury steak to prop up a couch.
I don't want another biscuit.
We're going to have a convo and you ain't going to say anything.
Excuse them what?
Excuse them whatever.
Ashley, I'm really sorry about this.
Sorry about this.
Would you like some more string beans?
Oh, sure. Don't worry, Joanie. If things don't work out, I'll be your best
friend.
Me too.
The closet. Get in there.
Now, let me tell you something. What? You're ranting, you're raving, you gotta
keep cool, you understand that? All right, I'm cool. I love those women. I
this food. I want to get back there before the beef separates from the
stroganoff. All right.
Fonz, don't you know what I'm going through, huh?
I love Joey so much. Yes, I could tell. That Salisbury steak line was just,
like, brilliant.
You know, the first time I laid eyes on her, Fonz, I smiled, and then she
smiled.
Well, actually, she didn't smile at me until about two years later. But as soon
as I got as tall as her boy, things started clicking.
I mean, you're just emotionally distraught here and you're thinking
understand? The important thing is... What's it? What?
Happy birthday, Fonzie. Love always, Ashley.
Is that something?
My birthday ain't for a month and she's already thinking about me. Am I a lucky
man or what?
I thought you were dying to get back to your stroganoff. Hey, you're my cousin.
I'm here for you, right? Yeah.
No, I think she wants it to be a surprise.
Yeah? Yeah. If it was supposed to be a surprise, she would have locked the
closet.
Now, look.
Johnny made a decision, right?
Yes. The fact is that you've got to respect that.
You think it's a shirt?
What? You think it's a shirt?
My life is hanging in the balance, and you're talking about a shirt? You know
it's a shirt. I don't care if it's a shirt.
I care a little bit.
I care more about Joanie now.
You've got to straighten her out. Joanie's fine.
Joanie is fine? If I am. You understand that? Let me tell you something.
You have to make a decision.
All right. That's right. You have got to figure out if you want to take your
music and leave it in Chicago or you want to bring it back here to Milwaukee.
You want a decision? Right now. I'm going to give you a decision. Let me
it. It's taken me a year to build up a following in Chicago, and I'm not
throwing away just to go chasing after her. A decision. Congrats. Thank you
much. You want another one? Hey, you're on a roll. I'm getting out of the
closet. See you.
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Hi, Mr. State.
Oh, hi, Josh.
Can I talk to you for a second?
I can't hear you. Let me turn this thing off. All right.
It's new.
I haven't found out how to turn it off yet.
Yeah, I found it.
I'm sorry, Mr. Burkhart.
Is the dog all right?
What can I do for you?
Well, I've been doing some heavy soul searching, Mr. C. I need some advice.
And I didn't know who else to turn to.
Oh, well, I'm flattered that you came to me.
Well, I tried out on my mom, but they weren't in.
And I tried Roger, and he was out bicycling or something. And Arnold was
cooking. I lost Patsy's phone number. Can you believe that?
I'm sure as her father that you're glad to see Joanie come back here and live in
Milwaukee and go to school and all.
See, she's made her decision.
I found these that I have to make mine.
The bus I was supposed to be on left four days ago, and I'm still here.
Sort of tells me something, you know?
Josh, I know exactly how you feel.
You know, when I was young, just about your age, fresh out of the Army, there
was only one thing I wanted to do.
Baseball.
Yeah? Mm -hmm. You know, I always wanted to be a shortstop.
diving to my left, diving to my right in a hole and spearing those ground balls.
What position did you want to play?
I wanted to play umpire.
I wanted to call those balls and strikes and all those close plays at the plate,
you know, and throw the manager out of the game.
Yeah, I was good at it. I had all the tools, the eyesight, the voice.
The build.
Anyway, I went to umpire school, graduated first in my class, and I got a
the minor leagues.
But after a few months, I got tired of being on the road all the time, not
getting much of a chance to see my family.
So I decided to give up my dream and go for something more tangible and
exciting. What?
Hardware!
You ever, uh, I don't know, you ever feel like you made the wrong decision?
No, I'm very happy, Chuck.
But every spring, when I sit down and watch that first Brave game, There's
always that moment when I say to myself, that guy behind the plate could have
been me.
Thanks, Mr. C.
You've been a big help. I know what I'm going to do now.
Anytime.
Strike three!
You heard me. It was strike three.
My mother's a what?
That does it, DeRocher. You're out of the game.
I still got the old stuff.
Tony, I've been thinking.
Marion, you promised me a sandwich.
Not now, dear. Chachi's going to make an announcement.
Go ahead, dear.
Well, it's not really an announcement.
I've come to a decision.
Hold that decision, Schatz.
My
son!
Oh, my son, my little baby!
Oh, I'm so excited!
Not the message.
And you said, in the message you said, you're going to make a big decision and
we knew right away.
Jody, welcome to the family.
Now, Chach, come on. You're going to have plenty of time to hug her later.
And do some, huh?
Al, Al, I believe you have the wrong...
Yeah, you definitely have the wrong idea.
Oh, Al and Louisa, sit down, please. Oh, you look so nice.
Mom,
Dad.
Joanie is quitting the band, and she's staying in here in Milwaukee and going
school.
Won't that put a strain on the marriage?
See, when she first told me, I got mad, and I flew off the handle on her. I'm
sorry for that.
That's okay.
I realize that you're trying to give your life some direction.
But I have to do the same for mine, Joanie.
And my mind wasn't made up until I talked to your father.
You know, I don't want to look back and think what might have been, you know, 50
years from now.
30 years from now.
Joanie, I've come too far with the band to give it all up now.
Even for someone I love.
Going back to Chicago.
Well, I understand.
That's okay.
I knew this would happen. I just hoped that it wouldn't.
I'll miss you a lot.
What's it all about?
Oh, sweetheart.
Big plans for today, huh?
Gonna hang around with your friends?
Gonna get dressed?
Not to hear. It's not that big a decision.
Joanie. Howard, please. I can't help it, Marion. It's breaking my heart to see
her sitting around like this. Joanie, what your father's trying to say is we
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I can't help it.
Maybe I'm not being fair to Chachi. Maybe I made the wrong decision.
Joanie, now, dear, you just made a tough decision, and tough decisions aren't
easy. If they were easy, they would be called easy decisions.
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Hey.
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