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Sunday, Monday, happy day.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

The weekend comes when I go home ready to race to you.

These days are ours.

Happy, happy days. These days are ours.

Sheldon will be here.

Goodbye, gray sky, hello, blue.

There's nothing can hold me when I hold you.

So right. It can't be wrong.

Rocking and rolling.

Sunday,

Monday, happy day.

Tuesday, Wednesday, happy day.

Thursday, Friday, happy day.

Saturday, what a day.

We're moving all week with you.

I wanted to see.

I know that look, Jenny.

You want something.

Well, besides that, I just wanted to invite you and Tommy to a party this

Saturday. All right. Great.

Where is it? Your place.

My place?

Roger's at my place. Last time we had a party there, he made us play word games.

And my team won.

Gee, we're real happy for you.

Think about it. Roger's packed his suitcase, he had his tires dry cleaned,

he's bought a new travel iron. What does that tell you?

What are the three things again?

He's going to a teacher's convention in Minneapolis.

Flip, you're cute, but you've got the IQ of wolf.

Yeah, well, at least I'll still be in my teens when I graduate from high school.

Tonya Fonz, the convention will give you a chance to meet other teachers,

discuss education, and help you to hone your teaching skills.

I just forgot to send in my application. Now I'm too late and I could just kick

myself.

No, Fonz, this is no problem. I already sent your application in for you.

You would.

Some friends of four?

Yeah. Listen, Fonz, this is going to be a golden opportunity.

I mean, some of the best educators in the world are going to be there. Oh, I

just remembered. Hey, Tommy.

Tommy, don't we have like a major overhaul to do down there? Oh, yeah, we

you know, but I finished it all up today, Fonz.

Yeah. It's all clear at the garage.

Looks like you'll be free this weekend.

Well, yes, it does.

What? Oh, I have a big weekend planned with Ashley.

I was going to take Ashley hither -tither and yawn. Ashley, here, tell

what kind of a big weekend we got planned, huh?

Now, Fonzie, I told you I couldn't see you this weekend. I have a big tax audit

on Monday.

The clown can wait.

The clown is you.

That's all set, Fonz. You and I will go to the teacher's convention.

The teacher's convention?

Yeah. Oh, Fonz, I am so proud of you.

Yeah, well, that's the kind of guy I am.

This will be great, Fonz. We'll be bunking together so we can order room

service, stay up late, review our notes.

Forget it. The last party you arranged made the 10 o 'clock news.

Besides, Roger didn't want Flip to be alone this weekend, so I told him he

stay here.

Oh, Howard, that's wonderful. Tonight, we'll have some real family fun. We can

pop popcorn and toast marshmallows and play work games. Oh, good!

Sounds like so much fun, I'd better go home and take a nap.

All right, you alert everyone at Arnold, and I'll send back the trampoline.

the plane. It's all Fonzie's fault.

What? Were you going to go too? No, I was supposed to drive Fonzie and Roger

the airport. I was counting on it. I never saw a jet take off.

Just stop whining.

I really wanted to be on that plane with all the other teachers.

Well, I'm sure Fonzie had a good reason for being late.

Hey, how's everybody, huh?

That's all you can say. Hey, how's everybody, huh?

No, no.

No, no, no. I could make long, boring speeches like you.

But it ain't my style, you know what I mean?

Oh,

Potts, have you been crying?

Maybe.

I'm upset because you were late.

For what? We were supposed to be on our way to the convention.

On a jet?

Was that today?

Yes, that was today, and I can't believe you forgot.

I can't believe you waited so long. Yeah, well, teachers are supposed to be

prepared. Teachers are supposed to have brains.

Fellas, fellas, arguing is not going to solve the problem. Now, look, why don't

you both just drive to Minneapolis?

No, it'll take too long. We'll be late for the seminar on tardiness.

Guys, guys, I got the perfect solution.

Why don't I believe that?

Look,

I can get you guys on Omar's Airways.

Omar's Airways? Yeah, he's a great pilot. He owes me a favor.

All right, look, it's worth a try. Ponzi, call Omar. Okay. Ponzi, let's go,

buddy. I'll help you pack. Come on.

Well, don't we like to be in charge?

Why does this Omar owe you a favor?

You see, most of his runs are for crop dusting or scattering ashes for a

parlor, and, uh... Well, I got confused once, and my late Uncle Herman was

spread over seven acres of squash.

Seven acres?

He was a tall man.

You hadn't missed the plane?

All right, look, Fon, just relax, okay? I mean, they don't let just anyone fly

an airplane.

It's a very rigorous training program involved.

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Omar, what's your flight plan?

Hey, Omar, what's your flight plan?

Well, I plan to fly around until we get there, and then I plan to land.

Do you mind feeding those parakeets in the back some of this bird seed?

Help yourself. It's complimentary.

Will you keep your eyes on the road?

Hans, don't worry. He's on automatic pilot.

Oh, thanks for reminding me.

Thanks for reminding him. Yeah.

Hey, would you mind if I was to conduct a little funeral service up here?

No, go right ahead. I don't think anybody else is going to join us.

shit for you.

There were no parachutes behind our seats.

There is, however, a note.

Omar, I hope you don't mind, but we borrowed your parachutes for the

Love, Mama. Dad!

Oh, hey, shoot up.

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This radio isn't working.

Give it the wheel.

I got it. You got it? Yep. Give it just like that. All right. All right.

Oh, great, Fonz. What, do you think we're flying a jukebox here?

You think you can just hit the right spot and the plane will land itself,

Roger this.

Do not make me hurt you up here.

Yes. All right, now, listen, this is what we're going to do.

I'm Sky King and you're my niece, Penny.

There's no time to start playing games.

Whatever you say, Uncle Sky.

It's time to figure out what you do.

Okay. All right, you ready? Yes.

All right.

Oh, God!

If you get me out of this, I promise I will never, ever, ever pause. I have no

bad habits. I have nothing to bargain with.

It's an exciting game, and either team could win the match.

All right, Patsy, for ten points.

You're going to play or pass?

I'm going to play.

The enchilada? Has it come?

That's right.

You said the enchiladas at Casa de Juan were great. Boy, did you blow it.

Look, Fonzie, if I had your brain in one hand and a BB in the other, how the

heck could I tell them apart?

By the color?

Has anybody seen Fonzie and Roger?

No. Is there anything wrong?

Well, I don't know.

Fonzie promised me he would call me from Minneapolis at 6, and when he didn't,

well, I got worried. Oh.

Ashley, I'm sure everything is fine.

Yeah, Fonzie and Roger probably just couldn't get to a phone yet. You know,

those conventions can be pretty busy affairs.

That's right, Howard's right. He's been to lots of conventions and done lots of

stupid things.

Now look, let's all just keep calm and keep our imaginations in check, huh?

Besides, there's nothing we can do till we hear something.

Hey, sure there is.

Hey, we can play the lightning round.

Idiot. Jerk.

Fonzie, are you all right?

What?

That's my hair. It is? Yes, it's fine.

Huh? Oh, right.

Oh, it's close.

Yeah.

That is cool.

I'll tell you something.

We were coming down and I saw my whole life flash in front of my eyes.

Oh, do I have to take a cold shower?

Yeah, I saw my life flash before mine, too.

Fonzie, that's part of this plane.

I don't want to sit here and bicker, all right?

Let's just get out of here and call somebody for help, all right? Didn't you

look while we were going down? It's nothing but trees, snow, and ground.

No, I didn't look when we were going down. I closed my eyes like a normal

person.

Now, please let us go out of here and get some civilization.

No, Fonzie, in a wreck of this nature, it's best to stay with the wreckage so

the search party can find you.

Now, do you see any flares around?

Yeah, a very big blonde one.

Well, I can't leave you here.

Can I?

No, Roger, I can't. All right. All right, what do you want to do until the

party finds us?

Pretty boy, talk.

Pretty boy, talk.

Well, if we get real bored, we can always play badminton.

They said they'd let us know just as soon as they heard something.

So the best thing we can do in a situation like this is just to remain

That's right. Just be calm. Howard's right. Let's do calm things.

What could we do, Howard?

Well, I don't know, Marion. What do we normally do?

We could watch the late movie.

There's a great film on.

God is my co -pilot.

Oh!

Howard, there must be some way that we can check on Fonzie and Roger. I mean,

can't we call the FAA?

Just keep calm.

Okay.

I'm calm.

Good. I'm calm, too. How about you, Marion?

Yes, I'm calm. I'm calm.

Ditto. Calm here.

Yep.

It's trouble. There's only one engine.

Gwen.

Yes, all right.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you very much.

It should be about nine o 'clock.

Of course, I did use a new blade.

Could be quarter to nine.

You take all the fun out of everything, you know that?

You're right, Frank.

They should have found us by now.

Well, somebody will see the message I left in the snow.

Oh, no, I wouldn't count on that.

You spelled out A -G -L -O -P. Hell up.

And it's not an O. I fell between the L and the P.

And while I was there, I thought maybe I would leave a little snow angel, you

know?

Sit close, let's share body heat.

This is all my fault. You bet.

Look, Franz, I'm sick and tired of feeling guilty about this trip, all

mean, every time I make a suggestion, you shoot me down.

Can't you just once treat me like an equal?

We're not.

Oh, there you go again, the great Franzarelli.

You think you're so much better than everybody else? Well, you're not.

And you've got a hair out of place.

Did you ever once stop to consider why I didn't turn in my application and I

missed the plane? Yeah.

Yeah, because you didn't want to be around a bunch of guys like me, that's

That's part of it.

The other part is, the last time I was in a teacher's lounge, a lot of history

teachers were sitting around, you know, talking about the Dred Scott decision.

Yeah. I thought it was a price point.

What do you mean? That's why you didn't want to go?

You were afraid you wouldn't belong?

Hey, I'm sorry, Fonz. I didn't know you felt that way.

I'm not like you people.

I don't have no fancy degrees. The only sheepskin I got is on the collar of my

winter coat, you know?

Fonz, teaching is more than just fancy credentials.

It's getting students interested in learning.

And you are very good at that.

You're just saying that. No, I'm not just saying that. I mean it, Fonz.

as fine a teacher as anyone there.

We better stop this conversation because my eyes are getting misty. My lids are

going to freeze together.

What are you guys doing here?

Wait a minute.

What? What are you guys doing here?

What are you doing here? We crashed.

God, are we glad to see you.

This has been terrible. We were stranded here all night. We thought we were

going to freeze to death.

You think you've got problems? There's a two -hour wait on the ski lift.

Get the ski patrol.

They'll have you out of here in a minute.

But they won't like how you tore up the bunny hill.

The bunny hill.

I'm sorry.

All right, now, just real gently, let's get out of here.

Right. Watch your ankle. All right, thanks.

Heat for the sleep.

All right, easy, slow, slow. Wait for me.

Got it.

All right, here.

Put your arm around me. Thanks, folks.

All right, easy.

Listen, uh...

It's like the conversation we just had. It's a little secret, right? No one's

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So there we were in the frozen wilderness, and I knew that one of us

forage for food.

I never knew anyone who actually foraged for food.

Yeah, well, that's how I sprained my ankle.

Oh, please, tell us more.

Yeah,

well, nighttime was the toughest, though.

We had no fire. We went to sleep.

We may have frozen to death.

So I kept us awake by telling inspirational stories.

Oh, Draco.

Yeah? Whatever can I do for you?

Hold that thought.

It's gonna be Ashley and Fonzie.

We gotta go now. It's really been swell.

Still got that thought?

Do you believe that guy?

I was the one who foraged.

My sweetheart, I never met anyone who actually foraged either.

Yeah.

And in the nighttime, I was the one who told the inspirational stories. You

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can.

Poor, brave boy.

Yeah. Whatever can I do for you?

Hold that door.

He was surrounded by wolves. You know what he did? He fainted. I had to fight

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